 I'd love to be pinned down by Mr. Yagami, 100% straight. Bro, I was in the gym the other day, and I just threw on the Death No Sound track. You know that song that goes like, HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH Like that evil death music, I started putting that on, and I was running, like I was running away from the cops. That shit was exhilarating. I'd also like to promote myself, saying that I'm gonna be live on Twitch today at 4pm Eastern, if you wanna go. Show up, show up, if not, I don't know what to tell you, just don't. Uhh, yeah, that's it. Let's get to the video. Bro, I was looking through this intro, right? And there's a girl in this intro. Where is she in the show? I'm ready for some female representation in this show, man. Like, who is that? Looks like a nice emo girl. My type. What a shot. What a shot to Oboe. There's like- On his way to kill her! Still walking behind her like a creep- I have to finish her off. Listen, Light, you're a teenager. You should be saying that, but in a different way, okay? Not like this. Why are you so demented, bro? Why? What's wrong? Why are you walking behind me? It should be the question. Hi! Why does his voice have- Oh my god. Really look like a horse! Imagine a horse shinigami. Oh my god, only if she saw him right there. Touch his death note, you'll see him. Damn! Oh my god, that was such a sick thing right there. Oh my god, the voice actor. How'd he do that? Ryuk's laughing. This is a game to him. Dude, I could be Ryuk. I could laugh evil. I'm that ugly, too. This would work. I love how Ryuk sees this. Yeah, man, some of these people in his room are fucking dumbasses. They can't be Kira. Not even if they pretended to be. Like, you think a guy that looks like this is Kira? He looks like the most average Joe businessman I've ever seen in my life. And then you have Mr. Yagi-mi over here with his porn stash. He's the only one I would be a little suss about. With that little piece of hair going down, bro. He gets down. I'm telling you, at night, bro, he puts the pounding down. I wonder why Light is so handsome. All that man juice inside of Mr. Yagi-mi. I got it. So, hold him on phone like this is his own call, dude. Watari is on his way. We get to see what Watari looks like. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. She's suss. Oh, she's suss? I'd be suss, too. Wearing a white jacket with white shoes like that. Uh-oh. He's still walking behind her. She's still walking behind her. Holy shit. He's a sith? His eyes turn red again. What the fuck is wrong with that? He's smiling while saying that. I want to see how this woman dies, but it can't be called following her. Fuck. I want to see it. Holy fuck. Is he going to start jerking off? She lied to yo bitch ass. I can't trust these girls, man. No, no. Oh, shit. Oh, that's cool, man. She's smart. She's smart. She's smart. Oh, that's cool, man. She's smart. F.B.I.A. She's better than Ray Penber. Ray's like, here's my card. Here's my fucking social security number. You can know everything about me, light. Oh, my God. How the fuck would she hang herself? She's going to grab a branch from the tree and start choking herself to death? Don't you know, like, if he's laughing like this. Bro, I feel like Ryuk is low-key. Loving light. Like, there's a bond right there that no Shinigami has with anybody else. Like, has he had people before this? Has he supplied the dead note to people? Was he there, like, guide? Kind of like that? Because I feel like he likes light. Like, he's laughing to give him, like, a little hint. Or does he really find it funny? I feel like he's giving him the hint. Like, he's loving this game because of how smart light is. Give me. Oh, I love her. Now I love her. That's the guy that had no face! Why should there be, like, a happy meal in there? Oh. I thought he's going to open it and there was going to be, like, five McDonald's happy meals. I would not have doubted it. Like, that would have been normal. This is weird to me. I love that a badge would say police. It's not even translated. Web of Japanese guys sees a police officer on the street. He doesn't know what the fuck the badge says. Like, how, like, bro, of course you're sus. Of course she's not going to give you her real name. Like, you're walking behind her. You're walking miles with her and not even saying a word. I'd be fucking sus too, bro. Oh, I love her. Intelligence is the sexiest thing. Knock her to fuck out and go in her wallet. How the fuck do you hear her? That's like if I'm over here and I'm, like, there's no way. There's no way that's possible. I could believe in a death note falling from the sky and a Shinigami hovering over my body. But I can't believe it missed. There's no way, bro. There's no way. Especially with the crowd of people? No. No way. They're not even talking that loud. Why'd you walk past them like that? You were just in front of each other. Stop following her! What was that? Is this normal in Japan? You walk behind people and they'll talk? You can just turn it off, bro. You're behind her. She doesn't see you. What's the price of you cheating to hear that? Everyone seems to have super hearing in this show. Bro, like, just knock her to fuck out, take her purse, and make her die within a minute. So she wakes up and there's nothing. Nothing, you're fine, bro. I mean, you're in the open, so I want to do that. I don't know. Put a fucking bag over your head. What kind of angle is that? Look at that animation. You're a fucking perv, man. The way you know is light nose and, you know? I love that. Is he going to take that deal and get the Shinigami eyes? Kind of want to see that. Yeah, leave it a fuck alone. God damn, finally! I can't get over this porn stash, bro. That's just a straight-up rectangle. See, y'all wouldn't be able to kill me if you had a deaf nose. My real name ain't Nicholas Light. Do I look like a light to you anyways? Did you really believe my last name was Light? No, my last name's actually TV. Oh, shit. Mr. Yagami's getting busy tonight. Come here, wife! Oh, shit, man. They're going to get dark tonight. No, I didn't mean that in an abusive way. I meant that in a sexual tension way, guys. You know when they like to be tied up with a belt, man? Damn, that's some advanced shit right there. This is supposed to be 1930, man. How the fuck? That's the first time you look down and you smile like that. I guarantee you, man, this is a child's play. Dude, he looks a little evil, man. I don't know. I'd love to be pinned down by Mr. Yagami. 100% straight. Damn, they're still fucking talking? Leave her alone, man! Yo, if he still follows her, I might transport myself into this anime. Look at him staring at her ass. Damn, that's a nice shot. Oh, my God. Look at that stare, bro. She turns around and sees you staring. You're fucked. Hey. He's still fucking following her! What is he? Light, you need to re-valuate your light, bro. I don't get it. She said bye! I turn around like every 10 seconds in New York. Y'all are too trusting in this country. I'm Kira. How many times do they say hi? Hurry up, talk! You're just looking at her eyes! I know it's anime, but come on! How does he think of this stuff? Look at him. Oh! Bro, this dude lies like I breathed, but he's so good at it. That's the scary part of this, man. It ain't Ryuk. It ain't the death note. It's light and how good he is at fucking lying, man. Yeah, you're just a high school student. You said it. How are you above college level? Bro, is she stupid? She believes him? He's closing his eyes and talking. I would have believed him. God, bro, she's about to squirt. Oh, you got her. Oh, shit. Give it up to Reeves' voice actor, man. Damn. Stop chasing her! Oh, my God! She said bye like five times! You better hurry to fuck up, get those Shinigami eyes and kill her on spot, bro. Man, she just jumps out the fucking window. Yo, light. You're making this hard, man. I would not trust a single breath from you. Oh, my God. You're fucking dumb like Ray. No wonder why you got married. When he wants to be evil, he goes like this. Yo, Ryuk even finds it amazing. Oh, she's dying. She's dying, bro. She's a dumbass. Now, y'all are talking to each other, not even looking at each other. You fuck. You dumbass! What, he turned into a dinosaur? Who the fuck looks like that, man? It's just the Avengers! Ah! Oh, my God. You fucking dumbass! Bro, my heart's racing. Of course, that's why she's fucking stupid. She's probably... She lives in America! No wonder you're both gonna die. You're gonna die? That's what you're gonna do, you dumbass? What did you just say? You're still very young and beautiful. Oh, my God. Why yoggin' me? First of all, you're in fucking great school, bro. What are you talking about? And she is beautiful, but why are you telling her that, man? What does being beautiful have to do with this? Oh, shit, that's awesome. Oh, my God. The way to screen-shake in the red background. Ryuk just fucking laughing at this. That's sick! Oh, my God! That's not my real name, but here it is. Oh, not the death music! Oh, my God. Oh, shit. It's because she lived in America, that's why. She was probably fine when she only lived in Japan, but once she came here in America, man, this is why they became fucking dumb. Oh, it's fucking over. How's he gonna write it down? Now it's snowing? Why is he having an umbrella when it's snowing? Who the fuck does that? Money. Oh! What the fuck did he write? How'd he write all that? Commit suicide in a way that nobody will be inconvenienced and her body will not be discovered. Dies by implementing this plan within 48 hours, unless he already wrote that down and just wrote her name. That's the only way. There's no fucking way he wrote all that down. Ooh. I wonder if he saw a light. This is a dark scene, man. Because you are a dumbass! Oh, shit! Oh, my God! Look! I have chills right now. I have fucking chills! Oh, my God, bro, my heart! He's crazy! Oh, my God! That's chilling. That is probably the best fucking scene in the show so far. The fuck is it? The stairway to heaven? Where did that come from? What if people see this? They're gonna see you're fucking floating? Oh, my God! Oh, that's the thumbnail right there, man. Dude. Why is Death so beautiful? Okay, so that was one of my favorite episodes of the show so far. I mean, the first episode, of course, is biased because it was the first episode, it brought you into this world, and it seems so interesting to me the idea of a Death Note. But, like, besides the first episode, this was the best one, man. It's like him just walking down the street with her, trying to get her name, and convincing her that he is part of the task force and her dumb ass believing it because she lived in America and America makes you fucking stupid. Like, incredible. This was incredible that when it started snowing and the agent that walked by them, I wonder if he saw lights and her. But it didn't look like he did, but at the same time, he's an agent in the task force, so maybe he was paying attention. Because to become in the task force, you have to be aware, like 24-7. So I'm sure he noticed that. Where the fuck are the cameras? Is that supposed to be headquarters? The cameras must have seen this, her floating in the fucking air, hanging herself. I don't know. Anyways, guys, what do you think of this episode? What do you think of this scene? That was an amazing scene. Holy shit, man. I'm gonna be thinking about that. I'm gonna watch that again. Oh, by the way, by the time this video is uploaded, I'm going live on Twitch at 4 p.m. Eastern, so if you want to show up, go show up there. Bye.