 I didn't watch that much of CPAC this year because I decided to practice self-love But I do have some highlights for you because I know that you probably wouldn't subject yourself to that torture as well But before we get started, I just want to kind of give you CPAC in a nutshell Ladies and gentlemen, we are all domestic terrorists true Okay, let's get to some highlights here. The first is Donald Trump who is introducing a swimmer her name is what was it Riley Gaines? So he is going to hit on Riley Gaines, you know, he's very clearly interested in her she thinks that she's attractive and Take a look at the way that he welcomes her to the stage crazy was the largest applause I've ever heard Come on up here. Look at this Just stop touching people I mean you could introduce someone and not actually like give them a hug or something like something like maybe I'm a weirdo Right because I don't like being hugged. I don't want people to touch me That's just the way that I am. It's my personality. It's my preference, right? And I think that some people who are more touchy feely They think that because they prefer hugs and you know affection that other people feel the same way I promise you they don't feel the same way But in this instance Donald Trump, you know, he's attracted to her She's a young woman and as a creep he wants to give her a kiss because he wants to get as close to her as You possibly can because we all know Donald Trump's history with young women now The problem is that she wasn't feeling it and that led to that very awkward exchange there But somebody who was interested in Donald Trump presumably hitting on them was GOP congressman and former White House doctor Ronnie Jackson Look at the way that Donald Trump introduced him a man that knows me almost better than any human being He knows every inch of me and he thinks it's actually a very beautiful. So that's why Okay, now there's more Ronnie Jackson my doctor He was the White House doctor he was a great doctor, you know He was a admiral a doctor and now he's a congressman. I said, which is the best if you had your choice And he sort of indicated doctor because he loved looking at my body. It was so strong The visual is so disturbing that it actually makes me Want to be straight like it makes me want to leave my homosexual lifestyle and become straight because the thought of Trump With another man, honestly, he's so nauseating that it makes me repulsed. It just yeah, just I'm sorry that you had to get that visual but perhaps more disturbing even than that visual is the Performance art by walk away founder and grifter Brandon Schrocker So on the second day of CPAC in exhibition hall he pretended to cry all day and Was behind bars with a MAGA hat and then things somehow got even more bizarre when Marjorie Taylor Greene showed up And it led to this moment captured by people on tiktok I Jesus we trust in you St. Michael the archangel the venison battle be our protection against the wickedness and the snares of the devil May God review can we humbly pray and do thou Prince of heavenly host by the power of God Cast into hell Satan and all evil spirits release this bondage. It's going on in our country and upon Brandon Jesus name we pray You motherfuckers are extremely weird, you know this right, you know how weird you look to saying people you know this, right? I just I can't get over that. What was that? You know that he's not really in prison, right? It's an art piece and yet they're all praying over him chanting like fucking cult members How do you even characterize that like show this to people in other countries show this to like the average person in Denmark and Their head would explode. They wouldn't know what to think of it Yes, we've all been accustomed to this sort of insanity and cult-like behavior from conservatives in the United States But still like being accustomed to it being surrounded by it having family members who are part of this dumb fuck movement I still can't not be perplexed when I see shit like that. It's just it's so weird now speaking of this performance piece I've got to show you this picture of Marjorie Greene holding his hand and walking away. I mean look at his face Fuck look at his face. I can't with these people. I cannot handle these fucking people. I swear to God. They are absolute Psychopaths these people are freaks now He was absolutely triggered that people were making fun of him for this obviously Stupid and cringe worthy over-the-top performance that he took to Twitter. He says this at CPAC I sat silently in a cell as a performance art piece to provoke a reaction about political division Human rights abuses and more right now the left-wing media is actively trying to use this art piece to have me further Prosecuted the left now supports criminalizing arts. Hmm. See I've never actually supported criminalizing art But you single-handedly might get me to reverse that position because that's so fucking Intolerable and insufferable and cringe worthy that perhaps that should be illegal and I love how he's trying to shine the light on Human rights abuses. I mean in the event you were going to come before a large crowd of people and you wanted to make a political point Specifically about human rights abuses. What would you choose? Like if you're a leftist Maybe you talk about how tens of thousands of people die every single year in the United States because they don't have health care Perhaps you talk about the genocide in Yemen being carried out by our ally Saudi Arabia Perhaps you talk about apartheid that Israel is doing to Palestinians he chose to talk about himself Why because he chose to storm the capital and got prosecuted because of it And so now he's making it like this political art piece that he's the victim and now He's further victimized because people are making fun of him for being cringe worthy. I Mean just take the fucking L. Just take the L, dude. You're corny. It's dumb You might have mega cultists and religious fundamentalists really excited to see you do whatever that was But normal people look at that and they think that it's batshit fucking insane The fact that you don't realize that the fact that you lack the self-awareness to acknowledge how normal people view you That's on you not on all of us. Now, you know, besides the cringe worthy Performative elements of CPAC I did want to get to some substance and we're really being charitable by using that word because I want to highlight Rick Scott's speech and the reason why this speech in particular stood out to me was because of how fascistic it was in Creating this enemy for the right to go after and when I say enemy, I mean you the left We survived the war of 1812 the civil war World War one and two Korea Vietnam the Cold War But now today we face the greatest danger we have ever faced The militant left wing in our country has become the enemy within The woke left now controls the Democrat Party The entire federal government the news media academia Big tech Hollywood most corporate boardrooms and now even some of our top military leaders They are working hard to redefine our country Silence their opponents and that means each of you They're destroying about you is everything they touch and they've got their hands on everything Here's the thing about what they're trying to destroy American patriotism Border security American history gender traditional morality capitalism fiscal responsibility Opportunity rugged individualism Judeo-Christian values free speech law enforcement Religious liberty parental involvement in schools and even private ownership of firearms The woke left ones all of that God They want to end the American experiment They want to replace freedom with their control The elites in the government are telling us what we can and cannot believe what we can think and what we can do They want to completely control our lives woke government schools woke government run healthcare woke government run media woke government run everything in Their new socialist order Everyone will obey and no one will be allowed to complain You do speak up boom. You're gonna be canceled Your views if you don't conform with big tech Fauci or Neil Young You'll be taken off Spotify YouTube Facebook and Twitter What a very normal speech for a sitting United States senator to give Now look before I even talk about what he said there I just want to make it abundantly clear that I don't believe that he believes the words that he's saying I think that he's being purposefully dishonest and just trying to you know get the crowd riled up throw red meat to the GOP base But he knows that everything there is projection especially the talk of uh, you know the left posing this threat to democracy need I remind you That the GOP itself their last president Staged an insurrection on top of that the far right Supreme Court may actually subvert democracy by allowing state Legislatures to enact state legislature theory to just let stage choose who the next presidential electors are it's fake Electors scheme on steroids not even allowing the voters of their state to make their voices heard But that's not all because you have RNC officials training stop the steel conspiracy theorists to become poll workers And you have GOP Politicians across the country refusing to certify the results of elections So for all this talk about democracy and how the left is a threat to it. It's not just projection It's meant to distract people from the very real and present danger that the GOP poses to democracy Itself he knows this he knows that normal americans see the threat that republicans pose to democracy So he's trying to say actually look over there. They're the real threat when The actual examples that he provides us with are fucking laughable He says that um, they want to completely control our lives won't government run schools won't government run health care I wonder what that looks like won't government run health care. I love these buzzwords here Um and the example that he gives is neil young choosing by himself to take his music off of spotify To protest joe rogan's vaccine misinformation That's an example of the left militant mob Controlling your free speech when somebody chooses on their own accord to remove their music from a particular platform That sounds kind of dumb dumb dumb dumb But he also says here we survived the war of 1812 the civil war World war one and two korea vietnam the cold war but today we face the greatest danger We've ever faced the militant left wing. So he is quite literally conflating Left wingers in america who want health care and education and Greater democracy with nazis I mean does that sound like a serious person as much as I say that republicans like rick scott are fascists I still acknowledge that they are not as harmful or dangerous to democracy as fucking nazis But yet in his view the left they're worse than nazis. They're a greater threat than nazis Yeah, and one thing that I've got to point out which I've mentioned before but Hungarian prime minister and wannabe dictator victor orban was invited to speak Even after he gave a pure nazi speech Where he condemned race mixing and he got a standing ovation at c-pag after condemning marriage equality So, yeah, that's c-pag 2022. Is it more deranged? Than last year. Yeah, but will the following year be even worse than this year? Yeah, I think that's a that's a pretty good prediction if you were to make that these uh republicans and conservatives are absolutely out of their minds And in a way, it's scary to watch them be so openly extreme But simultaneously I'm glad that they're finally just saying the quiet part loud So that way there's no longer this plausible deniability. They're telling you how extreme they are They're against contraception abortion marriage equality perhaps even interracial marriage in some instances and They're inviting people who? Give nazi speeches So that's who they are and I'm glad that they're embracing that so at least americans can make a more, um Intelligent decision, you know, I guess some of them will still be hoodwinked by the GOP Some of them will still fall for the cultural war issues, but hopefully some people will wake up and realize Hmm, this is getting a little bit too much for me They're sounding more and more fascistic perhaps now is the time to jump off of the ship before it takes down the entire country That's maybe wishful thinking, but either way That's uh That's what we said seat back crazy fucking shit She was stroking herself I let her have her way I let her have her way