 All right, everybody. What is going on? It looks like I'm at a photo shoot. It looks like I've got a black background for a photo shoot See? No, I haven't been outside yet Where are we? It's it's like nine o'clock in the morning. I got to sleep at about two o'clock our time so that's 12 30 p.m. No, sorry for 30 p.m So 3 30 p.m. Australian time. It's 2 o'clock at 2 o'clock Indonesian time so The time now is 9 o'clock Indonesian time and I'm about to go and drink my first coffee of the day And I can't wait so last night. I decided to put the camera away I I tried to vlog throughout the plane journey, but to be honest I was I was pretty keen just to get here And so I didn't I honestly didn't have much to say I tried to talk to the camera It didn't come out very well, so I decided just to cut it. So today is our first day in Bali I'm gonna head outside see where Anna is. I feel like she's She puts on my own Facebook like two hours ago. I don't know where she is She usually gets up pretty early goes for walks breakfast all that kind of shit Hopefully she's still here because I'm hungry and thirsty for coffee So see you soon Let's go check it out It's gonna be interesting actually I've grabbed my phone And we'll head outside see where she is So anyway if you were wondering this is my bedroom. It's pretty small. There's three bedrooms in this villa We only need two obviously man. I'm stoked day. I Mean I was expecting it to be a shit night. I was expecting it. I was I was gonna roll around I was gonna be you know excited for today. I wouldn't be able to sleep I'd feel like shit because that's what usually happens man. Usually usually when I come to Bali I'm drinking on the way So I get here I'm pretty tipsy. I might have a few more I go to bed. Yeah, I pass out and I sleep But I wake up with a hangover on the first day last night didn't happen. I feel fucking great Now let's go and find Anna Yep That's getting foggy again. Have you been up? Where? Oh sweet Your room's a mess already. You're only been here eight hours Good sleep mine was Why was it six? No, it's too early for me. Anyway, I'm gonna go get coffee then. Good. Bye And that's ours by the way Just for us. I Don't know what's going on there It's gonna check out the lounge. I mean look at like the only thing guys. I'm sorry. I'm gonna have to Wipe the lens here the only thing About Bali villa accommodation Man, I can't I can't fault this. It's huge. Look at it kitchen dining lounge That's the other bedroom the third bedroom TV the only thing guys is this is most likely going to be your only form of Air conditioning and that's because they don't want you to leave on split systems that waste electricity, they're pretty stingy with the electricity, so If you want to spend time in this area here You're either gonna have to go for a swim every half an hour because it gets fucking hot or You know go out do things spend time inside But it's not all about that because you mean Bali Bali's just the same as Darwin It's humid, but you just get used to it. So You know these these camera lenses won't do this forever like honestly even the camera lens will get used to it So what's up? What's this over here? The locals trying to market their stuff What does it say? If you want to see try or buy some jewelry, please ask the manager or the maid to unlock the display Ganga gemstones is a small family business from Bali Thank you for your support You know what? No, what if I do find something here that I like I might actually buy it. Look at those lock those lockets They look pretty sick Anyways, where's the coffee? plunger coffee as well Is that hot? Yes, it is Cup cup cup any sugar Come on, man. It's gotta be What's this? All right Thought it might be it's salt What's this? No? Definitely not that. Oh well straight black coffee. It is. I've done it before. I'll do it again Now you guys You guys that are with me man. You guys that drink coffee. You'll know you know exactly how I'm feeling right now Prior to the first sip of the day Okay We all know how good their first sip is Especially when you're on holiday could be hotter, but it's good. I'll see you guys in a little bit All right, everybody How's the beard looking? It's getting a little out of hand What is up? We're back. It's day number two yesterday Well Not much happened to be honest, but we did start drinking at about 5 p.m. It's what time is it? It's like 730 721 Sunday the 4th of November and here we are Welcome to the villa welcome back. I don't know about you and I don't know about my sister but right now I Need some coffee and then we're gonna do some more editing So I'm gonna try try work this out. We've got where is the where is the coffee? She's stolen it. Don't tell me you've used it or Anna Don't you tell me? No This is disastrous all right guys, so we were um We were using the coffee last night to make these espresso martinis with Kahlua and vodka and it seems Seems as if Anna's used all the coffee, which I am not fucking happy about So, you know what I'm gonna turn the vlog off here and I'm gonna jump on my scooter head down to the Shop get some coffee and come back I'll show you my scooter out here. Oh Shit Oh my god Almost stepped on that thing. Look at it. You dare jump at me, mate What do you make of that? I'm not sure Locked it just as I should have Okay. Well, nothing's easy this morning. It seems so I'll see you guys in a little while I'm gonna go and get a coffee sit down set my computer up again Send some messages back and some emails do some editing wait for my sister to wake up and Who cares we're on holiday man. You can do anything. All right everyone. I have returned With with coffee Four different types believe it or not Because there's no way I'm coming back here with the wrong sort You never know what they're giving you honestly communication barrier Everything's in Indonesian on the front of the packets. You just don't know what you're getting so I Do know one thing this one will be a winner Nescafe ice-cold mocha in a can in fact, you know what let's do this See, I don't like that With my coffee. I like black coffee. I don't like milky coffees. So what I've tried to do is I've chosen three different sachets. They all look like they've got black coffee in them But I guarantee not all of them do I made a bit of a loss. I Don't know how I'm gonna heat up water They don't have a jug first one. There's got to be black coffee, right if it's not We both lose I think they put sugar in there. They do have hot water by the way Ah Alright everybody what is going on? morning three of The trip to Bali Yesterday I didn't pick up the camera. I haven't been taking the camera out of the villa because it's too big the camera is huge I mean look at it. It's like two kilos. It's a fucking monster It's a Canon 80d if anyone had wondered what what camera I use so you know as yesterday We went for a mission. We had some breakfast We went to get coffee of course. I think I had a few drinks But you know I was in bed by 10 You know because fuck the heat the heat the humidity Combine with drinking if you don't drink enough water. It's like you're not gonna last so Today is our final full day here in Kuta or South Kuta tomorrow morning at 11 o'clock We get picked up from here We go down to the wharf to the port get on a boat and head over to an island I think it's Limbongan Island Limbongan Island. I think so I haven't ever been to an island off of Bali so Bali is you know If you were wondering Bali's an island One of the islands that makes up Indonesia. So Indonesia is the country Indonesia has their flag. It's red and white and Bali is one of the islands. It's a big tourist destination It's a huge tourist destination for Australians and New Zealanders especially because it's so close and it's so cheap So, you know, we'll go to any restaurant and you'll be able to get food a good meal for Definitely under $10 if not like six or five. They can be slightly small But if you're paying five bucks a meal, what's what's the problem? So, you know, we've eaten well we've drunk. Well, we probably did about six or seven K's walking yesterday So as far as my physique goes because that's another thing on holiday man, you know You don't want to let go of all of the work that you've done in the gym If you're trying to diet you're trying to get lean for the holiday If you're trying to put on muscle like I've been trying to do I don't want to let that go So if I don't go to the gym at all over these next few days or this, you know, this entire holiday You know, the least I can do is keep my diet in check So I don't go back fatter than I did if anything. Yeah, I'll lose a little bit of muscle a little bit of fullness But I'll stay just as lean. I haven't gone out of this room yet it's about time I get my first coffee of the day because that's always a great time and I'm gonna open these curtains for the first time and go and find my sister. So let's do that. Oh There she is How long have you been up for? Since 6 30 because I ate 30. I knew we needed coffee. You got some did you? I got some proper stuff like instant coffee and it was 50 cents for 10 We've got instant coffee. I was actually thinking we could we could we could order some expressos and then put some ice in there I was gonna say if I walked like two minutes further. I would have gone to the Whoops Expresso cafe, which I think would serve our iced expressos Well, I think it's a school and all the kids go to school at 7 a.m How crazy what day is it Monday? Hmm? That is crazy 7 a.m. It's because they can get off at lunchtime go work for their family Yeah, they're all being in the pool man Yeah, exactly Yeah, what about the fricking weather man just when you went to bed it just started pouring yeah I think it's gonna do that every night Must be the tropical You see the lightning in the thunder first and then it just pisses down with rain Yeah, well I was seeing lightning out there, but I couldn't hear any thunder It must mean ages away, and then it got closer in the down, but no there's fricking animal sounds and shit It'll keep me up. I think it's the frogs Possibly well I'm a walker in love, but you know that from there Well, there was one about ten times the size like that big fattest bark and someone had run over it And that literally all its guts Thought a frog that was three centimetres wide was scary enough. No no no no. I'll be going anywhere near that shit Cane toad it's gonna get you Yeah, we are but we've still got villa life right in the middle of it, so This is villa life. That's what it is pool lounges nice bedrooms big open space lounge area although You need air conditioning man. These do nothing Absolutely nothing so anyways, what was I saying? Oh, yeah coffee Back to the old Nescafe Let's do it Okay We've got something It's the best version of an iced americano or an iced iced long black That I can make Not bad, so I'm gonna get in the pool just as Anna did and Get back to some Instagram messages because the reality is is that I get hundreds and One of the things from the very start That I've always wanted to do early on in the YouTube channel I made sure to do this is to get back to every single person that commented Obviously once the YouTube channel started getting more successful that was impossible, so I moved over to Instagram Every single message I've ever received on Instagram for one of you guys I've replied to and if I have down in the comment section below let them know Because that is it's a bit of a grind sometimes, but I do enjoy it So right now and I especially enjoy it in the morning with a coffee. That's exactly what I'm gonna do so if you've sent me a message over the last few days, I'm gonna get back to you right now and Let's talk