"Forgot About Dre" If I Were You Show / Jake and Amir Theme Song Submission





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Published on Aug 22, 2014

Written by Ardian Latifi & Daniyal Chowdhury
So what do you say to two jews that you hate?
When you got the pinch taking your girls away
Wanna resolve things in mathematical ways?
Just listen the advice that Amir gave. (HAEEE)

One day when I walked inside
In a Starbucks line
When I caught a dime, giving me an awkward eye
I struggled to hide, my dark knight rising up, past my thighs
I don’t give a fuck if she sees or not
I’m harder than Jake tryna park a truck
When’s he’s drunk as fuck
But at least the milkman isn’t tryna suck my nuts (#Dope)

Swiping right with two iPhones, you think its hard?
Bitch, I’m a beast in that regard
Meeting my match and her loud as motherfucking barking dogs
I’m in a conundrum
That I just cannot escape from
with a girl with an ass and a tinder full of matches
And still can’t find love. (Ass!)

From here on out shit is getting real
Questions and answers that are so surreal
Just like getting handjobs in
The back of a bus way out in Isreal

New Haven, home of Connecticut’s unshaven
And one dads failed expectation
Here to mend all your broken relations
Across the nation
They’ll mock you, but just be patient
best advice is when theyre beefin’
Twice a week is worth waitin’ (Todah)

Nowadays everybody cant talk like Kobe in the background
They’re lost motherfuckers caught up in a vice
Just seeking some advice?


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