 Hi all, Salvatore here. I was just googling myself, forgive me, and look what I found! Wikipedia has a notice board for India-related topics, and who's that at the top of the list? Hey, that's me! They didn't spell me right, it's Salvatore bubonus, not barbonus. Let's see if we can fix that. Well, I guess not. I'm globally blocked. I don't know if that's me or if that's... I'm not enough of a wikipedia to know how this works. Hey, wikipedia's out there. If you can fix this, I am Salvatore bubonus, as noted right here. And very funny, people talking about me mentioning my book, The New Authoritarianism. Hey, thanks for the mention, Catilia III. It says that it is a political screed. Didn't seem to mention that the book was named Best on Politics 2018 by The Wall Street Journal. I'm very proud of that little book. And let's look at this, the review on The Wall Street Journal. What I am so proud of is that Barton Swain, the reviewer, said, Mr. bubonus, whose ideological affiliations remain a mystery to me. Now, if you could write a Trump book in 2018 and no one knows which side you're on, I think that's an accomplishment. So look at all this stuff about me. Catilia III really doesn't like me. I'm not even amusing. If nothing else, I'm amusing. You might say I'm completely wrong, but don't tell me that I'm not amusing. Wow, so sorry, Sabatha Begum. Eat my dust, Sabatha Begum. Lock and crur. I even beat out Lock and crur vegetarianism. I am a vegetarian, by the way, but I'm so little for vegetarianism. Okay, Ananya Vajpayee, whoever you may be, and I'm going to go look you up. Wow, you've won. I mean, Ananya Vajpayee, wow, whoever this person is, this way out does anything about me. So good work, Ananya Vajpayee. You win the crown for most talk. But you know what, I beat out India's classical languages, so I'm certainly not going to complain. Ananya Vajpayee, good work, but Salvatore Beboni's second prize, and I'll take that.