 Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin and we're back playing episode. I'm so glad you liked the last episode where I role-played as a young girl in a bikini. So we're gonna play some more of it. Probably sounds worse without the context, but either way it's um it's bad. So I'm trying to find out more about this app and how it works. And there's like user created stories and just different stories. And I want to try a new story. I'm sick and tired of getting guilted on that love ring show. I don't know what the shit it's called. I've already repressed it. So I got a recommendation on Twitter and I was like, yeah that sounds good. I'll do a zombie one. And then I went to actually find it and the game is like get full access to episode after unlocking 27 stories which would take hours. So I'm finally gonna fold. I'm finally gonna buy some diamonds from them. I'm pissed. I don't want it, but I'm gonna do it. Hold two euro and 16 cents. What can two euro and 16 cents get you these days? Probably like a full meal and a newspaper and a shoe shine. I don't know how to even buy them. Yeah, I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm clicking buy. Oh my god, you you pressured me all this time and now that I'm actually trying to buy it, you won't let me. I love when they label like best deal 112 euro. I mean like technically I guess but come on. It doesn't matter what the best deal is. Anyway, it's not letting me buy anything. I am furiously clicking here and it won't let me. Okay, now it's working great. Full access. Yes, this is going to be awesome. Ready to get it? Yeah, done. Oh my god, look at all these raunchy stories like rule breaker and my sister's crush. This is the one that's most relatable. Why me? Why? Oh, they've got comedies, hit comedies such as enemies with benefits and it starts with a bra starring Rob Schneider and Rob Schneider and Rob Schneider in a fat suit. Can I search for specific ones? Yes, I can. Okay, I've made a severe and continuous lapse on my judgment. Oh, there's one called my angel for some reason. Am I tagged in this? Oh, no, it's actually just by a user called me king. Well, that's disappointing but also somewhat of a relief. I have to admit. Oh, here we are. The infected, fantastic, a bad boy, a dumb jock, a nerd, a cheerleader, you, and a zombie apocalypse. Awesome. Oh my god, it's already dramatic. This is already better than the last one. This was labeled as horror, by the way, so it might get really scary. Okay, this is scary but in the wrong way. This is just so comfortable. Oh my god, okay, they got me. They got me that time. This is a horror. You hear that? That's not the game. That's actually my heart. Yeah, this is more familiar. This is better. I am not going to get involved with this old zombie thing. If you give them attention, then the zombies win. I want to continue my normal life. I want to seek out that bad boy boyfriend. Would you like to customize your character? Yes, that is a very specific question. What are you sure? Why are you pushing me on this one? Okay, there is customization. I thought that we're going to go through like every item of possible clothing. Gonna try and make them as tanned as me. That's about right. Gonna be a fecking clown because that's how I feel playing this game again. Sleep the prived clown by the look of it. Okay, I think I'm the villain. Whatever happens in this story. I just spent like 30 seconds picking my virtual character's lipstick. How do women do it? I wouldn't have the patience. I do in game for some reason though. This is perfect. I mean, that's a lie, but sure. The co-star looks terrified. What's your first name? Clown. Just call me Clown. What's your family name? Carrot. Your name is Clown. Is that correct? Yeah, that's me. Hey there, clown. Oh my God, my character is pale-shaming that person. That is not fair. I've gone through that. I continue to go through it in my comments. Oh my God, she's wearing a scarf. Yeah, she got bitten. Oh my God, she got bitten and she's not saying. Do I have to click this? Yes, I like guys. Oh my God, she's getting paced. Clown, it's just a cold, okay? I know you're bitten. I've watched The Walking Dead unfortunately. What the hell is this? A hulking figure in a bloodstained shirt steps right into your pant. Oh, it's going to be that bad boy, isn't it? Wait, what do I do? Crash. Crash into them. Yeah, that'll show them. What the hell is that? Are you okay, clown? God, I'm really looking like a clown now. Who are these people? What is going on? Who is this? Is he the bad boy? Is he the jock? He's running away. Probably the jock. He so likes you. Is she going mm or mm? All right, let's just skip some of this. I want to get to the zombie pad. Wait, what? Yeah, sure. Oh God, I think she's going to collapse. She's looking a bit zombie-ish. Oh God, the hell is that noise? Is someone flushing a toilet? Is there someone behind? What was that? Okay, she's in bed now. Uh-oh, she's got red pupils. That's what happens when you're a zombie, by the way. You get red pupils. I don't know what's happening. Oh, they censored hell. Thank you so much. Making sure I keep monetized. I fucking appreciate that shit. Fucking legend. Oh my God, what? Stop screaming at the deaf kid. They're talking about like people getting bitten. Why do people in zombie stories never know what a zombie is? Okay, that must be the jock, I guess, or the bad boy. Actually, yeah, that's bad boy music playing, 100%. Oh, and he's got piercings. I got the camera zooms in. It's like, by the way, he's got piercings. He's kind of a bad boy. By the way, just, you know? Just saying. Did she just wink at the teacher? Can you just get to the zombie part, please? All right, just mash through everything. I just do not give a shit. Ask the teacher to ignore him. I don't care. Keep going. Stop winking at me. Okay, the person sitting next to me has bitten. Can I move the seats, please? Is that a valid reason? Just let him go. I don't want to ask him about his own. Just keep going. Come on. Progress. I want to get to the zombie part. Oh, wait. Here we go. Yes. Oh my God, so scary. What if he might bite someone? Oh my God, those eyes. That actually is a bit terrifying in a weird way. Oh, he's slowly coming at you. You better do something. Oh, he bit your button off. They're all just still in shock, doing nothing. Okay, the zombies saying don't run in the halls. Did they start running away? Just run, dude. Just fucking run off. Yeah, there we go. Who cares if he says not to run in the halls? He's a zombie. He's no authority here. Well, that went to shit fast. This escalated really quickly, right? You're gonna go tell the principal. I think you need to go higher than that. At least the superintendent. Good time was had by all. I'm pooped. Yes, I should be good. Lord, what is happening in there? Oh, no. No, no, no. This door is just painted on. It's clearly not interactable. They didn't even make a proper texture for it. At least they're the slow moving zombies. Like, this is actually a bit ridiculous how slow they're moving. Grab on. I was so confused. What that even meant. I forgot her name was Clown Carrot, not just Clown. I thought they were screaming that a car was coming. And I was like, what? Where? Not again. Under this embodied hand, I can see it was cut off after here. Oh, it's brilliant. Oh my God, what is this? This is art. Oh, it's the bad boy. It's like Instagram versus reality. They've been having a calm conversation here while the zombies are just standing below us. Those are some high ceilings, by the way. That must be a nice school. God, I'd love to go there. But like, not anymore, because that would, that would be weird. Like, I'm, I'm too old for that. And I can't anyway, because of the court order thing. So, yeah, I'm not going to go there. Whoa, off we go. Time for an escape. Well, look at this. Hand over her mouth. God, this corridor is low resolution. Are we sure this is the right way out? Maybe this scene is from Cody's perspective. He is talking a lot and he's not wearing glasses, so that could explain it. What? Oh my God. Phew. That was a jump scare. Like, not the the noise thing. I just, I thought they didn't censor the word shit there for a second, but no, they did. Phew. Oh, those are shorts. I thought they were censored bears. I thought the zombies are naked. Oh my God, this place is way too high resolution. I want to go back to playing as Cody. No, this is very uncomfortable. What the hell? Oh, okay. They're just showing me their Instagram. I'm getting sick of this. I just want a boyfriend. That's all I want. I'm just going to keep signing with Cody. I think he's my only chance. The only person who wants to be involved with this clown car. Well, we could take my car. It would fit all of us. You better not be talking about me. Oh my God. Who is that handsome student? Get against the wall. Should just join the rest of the crew back there. God, they're handsome. Can you be my boyfriend, please? Looks like a pale Grognak. What the hell was that? What is it with the random noises? Oh, there's a noise in the locker. It's going to be the nerd. That's where nerds hang out if I've learned anything from bullies in American TV shows and movies. There we go. We found the nerd, I think. If we keep adding more and more people to the group, we're going to need a bus. And in that case, we're going to have to call Grognak back there. They're the only one licensed to drive a bus. Wait, I'm reading someone's diary. No, this is a violation of privacy. This is where I draw the line. Oh my God, all the zombies are hanging around her locker. They're just chilling. Oh my God, here come the cool kids. They even have their own soundtrack. They're usually like kicked off when they were coming in. I know the rest of them are screaming like, oh my God, it's the popular kids. I'll protect you. No, I'm not protecting you, nerd. It's like, why are you calling me a nerd? Are you like 12? And look at my person. Why are they just standing around being all moody when there's like a zombie apocalypse going on? Let's get out of here. Just want Cody to like me. I don't want a boyfriend by the end of this whole zombie apocalypse. I think I'm playing the wrong story. I should have just played one of the default ones. This is a user created one. And honestly, it is way better than the normal one, maybe because it isn't guilty me every two seconds to buy fucking gems. My person is so ridiculous. It's like all those memes. It's like when you see your created character in a cut scene, I can send them soft. Can someone help me? The teacher's coming for me. And fuck sake, what is going on? That is the end of episode two. I can get maximum relationship with one character. Oh God, I should have bought more gems. I should have known the only way I get a boyfriend was with money. All right, fine. I don't want to use gems. I'm not buying anymore. Like I lost my bat. Can someone do something? She's just walking at me slowly. I don't know why I would just walk the other way. It's throw a fucking stool at it. I've always wanted to throw a stool at my teacher, especially a low res one like that. That's got to hurt a lot more. It's very jagged. Like they're moving so slowly. Could you just walk away rather than fighting every time? Yes, Cody's talking to me. So it's a shame you didn't use gems to maximize your relationship. I could be your boyfriend right now. Oh, the music's kicking up in a romantic sense. And he's saying there's worse people I could have been stuck between the zombie apocalypse than you clown stopping a fucking clown. Be more flirty, wink back. There you go. Ah, there we go. This clown's in control now. Oh my God. What the hell? I take back everything I said about this school. It does not look good. It looks like a fucking prison. There is zero windows. Oh my God, the parking lot. Oh, it looks amazing. Oh, sports car. Who the hell is this? What kind of a student would have that sports car? There's something banging at the door, but all I can hear is waves. Oh, okay. Here they go. They say if you listen to episode real close, you can hear the ocean. Oh, off he goes. I think he just clunked his head off the ball there. I think he's dead. Oh, here she goes. Oh my God. How the hell did she make that? Oh, look at them. They're all down there. Where did all the zombies go? He's like waving up at me. The world looks a whole lot more real down here. Come on down. You misstep. Offer facts sake. Can I just break my neck? Oh no, I'm okay. Why am I doing this in heels? I think it would have been better to take them off first. Falter fall leap. What kind of options are they? Why didn't I pick falter? I want to know what happened. Oh my God. You're right, guys. The world does look a lot more real down here. Oh my God. Now there's dinosaurs. What the hell is that? Kara take my bat. I thought he was actually talking to the car. This is far too confusing. Oh my God. Are we at an airport? Where did all the cars go? Oh, there's a zombie, guys. Watch out. All right. Do something. I don't know. Okay. Was that the car starting up? Is that our car sounds? F***ing love this song. Yes. Let's go on a road trip. I just love anything royalty free. Yes. Look at this for a f***ing road trip. Knock him down right on through. Wait, we're going straight to a concrete wall? What? Wait, no, don't fade to black. Carbacca and seat overlays by at TW.episode. TW. Oh my God. It's Tommy was all behind the whole thing. I should have known. Let me introduce you to the new Junker. You've reached the end of episode three. No. No, we need to go play the next one, but we can't. Okay. I assume they all died in a car crash then because I don't have another token to continue. Plus, I think we've gone on long enough. I might just have to accept that I'm never going to get a boyfriend in the zombie apocalypse. My day is ruined and my disappointment is immeasurable. This game is weird. That was a user created one. And honestly, it was way better than the ones that are made by the developers, I guess, or the main stories that are in this. Maybe I should stick to the main ones because they're so bad that I think it makes for better content. Or I was also thinking since this is a user created one, maybe I should create one. That might be a fun video. So if you want to see either of those, do let me know. I think it would be fun to make our own one and see how it comes out. I don't even know how complicated it would be. We're going to end it there. I hope you enjoyed the apocalypse with me. I mean, Cody said he'd rather not spend it with anyone else. Or no, he said like the worst people, which isn't that much of a compliment, actually, when I think about it, because there are a lot of horrible, horrible people like people who have to speak to the manager for no reason in retail. I've been there. We're going to end it there. I hope you enjoyed. Please do let me know if you did. I appreciate you watching as always. And I hope to see you next time. Bye for now.