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Come on Cha-cha-cha, I tell you I tell you the comedic stylings and One more alert guys as you know, I've written a book. It's a novella It's on sale now at our site 999 you can order print-on-demand or just get the e-book. I'd get the print-on-demand It's a nifty little book, but I wrote it. I wrote it. I wrote that You shut up Paul Okay, let's do one thing really quick and then we're gonna bring Paul in and you guys have been waiting for it is my review on the two-parter Docu-series from oxygen channel. It is y'all you'll so Selena and Yolanda the secrets between us Episode one here's in my first impressions. It's called the woman in the red truck. This is Without a doubt if you're a Selena fan This will absolutely enraged you because what this Documentary what this series is trying to do is state a case that perhaps Yolanda Wasn't all that bad It's so bizarre and Yet it is intriguing and fascinating that not only her family comes out of the literally out of the darkness to defend her but also Different investigators who worked on the case bringing up things now Yeah, it's like that to where at the end of the part one. I Was intrigued I already known that there are some dark characters and Involved surrounding the Selena family in the family and they insinuate in this documentary that those dark figures in fact You know did a mafioso thing on Yolanda to scare her out Really crazy stuff and yet stuff. I've heard of as far as rumors for decades now but the point is and I go into it in my full review that I'm gonna have up on our our website Selena's dog Selena's dead her voice Has been gone as far as her any any new voice for decades almost 30 years now Yolanda's not But she's up for parole next year So that shows me that they're trying to shed some light of humanity in this In this situation the other thing too is no matter if it's like a Bob Marley or You take take whatever celebrity that surrounds themselves with their people These are people that they trust that are loyal Which is a lot of times you'll see family members with them for decades for life because it's about loyalty and Trust and you hear crazy stories from embezzlement and yes, unfortunately murder That happens to these celebrities Whether these are master manipulators in which I think Yolanda is and will always will be which is what I still saw In her interviews from behind bars, which which listen as a crew trying a true crime Just you know enthusiasts that me and Romeo are we loved watching it But hey that person is a master manipulator Those those people pray on said celebrities that are maybe a bit naive Don't know the ways of the world and are very are far too trusting and in this case with Selena at the time too young so yeah a lot of I Would say a lot of great layered It's done very well if you can get through the fact that this is actually produced. I would say watch it That is my first impressions. I want you to check out my written review and then part two as well Part two is called room 158, which is the the faded room where Selena lost her life So those are my first impressions. We have been getting a Just a cream load of views of comments in fact as of today We just passed 1 million views on the channel our little channel making things happen. Okay All right, I'm gonna bring in our special guest and we did have one more membership Chat Brandon the anime guy. He's got a great channel check him out. It's been a member for eight months He's been a member for a lot longer as Lantino since the beginning. Hola amigo gotta drive enjoy the show And as always keep your slant fuego fuerte fuego fuerte fuego Fuego Fuego as a badass. Oh, you guys know that song from Bomba esterio Fuego look at this guy speaking of Fuego. Let's just why are we waiting? Why are we? I? Thought I would get my Latino on So a little bit of hair I'm sorry. Let me just say this is a safe space for gringos to make bad jokes about what absolutely How are you dude? I'm good. I am showing my career in leather. Don't don't be butt in a shit up I don't only get the two women who are watching this show too hot Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah So Let's be here Paulie. Yeah, I'm I'm just I'm I'm the same as Paulie, but without the Yeah, yeah, the same one in the same name without the I'm just Paul You know we did a great video on your channel the other that was great, and it was well received too. Let me tell you I Saw that I saw that and you know I was thinking about Conversations with different people and you know some people are like, you know Why do you feel like you need a Latino there to come on and talk about this and it's not that it's a necessary It's just it's just a different conversation. Oh, yeah, and a why not Why not absolutely I will say though mostly because of you I have a fairly nice Latino following and people keep saying you know for a gringo. You're okay Well, I've been meaning to ask you this you are Jewish correct. Yes Are our Jewish people considered crackers? Technically, we're not white because we also have a cracker free zone here All crackers are in Caucasians are welcome here in the Latino. I know and in fact Paul you hang out with Chris gore It doesn't look much whiter than that Some of my favorite Latino actors are crackers, but a boom and Correct me if I'm wrong people from Spain. Yeah are not are considered white aren't they? It's such a weird thing. They're you know, I'm not trying to make it. I'm not trying to get controversial about this No, no, no, it it's it's a different type. It's a different type of white Latinos come in all different shapes sizes and colors and even people in Spain are very ethnically mixed Catalan Catalan we have the bass give the moors you have so many influences over the last oh for sure Just like Mexicans just Mexicans are just a newer breed, right? We've only been around for about 500 years, but you have an incredible mix of people. Yep, but you have a mix that includes the The the the the indigenous who were there. Yes got mixed in with the Spanish blood when they came I mean, that's that's that's a normal thing and Black and Asian in German, you know, a lot of people don't don't recognize that or don't know about it But our first Mexican president back in the 18th back in the 1820s Vicente Gutierrez Was I at least I think either a quarter or half black? Wow? Yeah, have you had your? Genetics done. Do you do you know whether you've got any indigenous blood in you? I? Assume I have I I have not done that test. I I Can tell from my grandfather that that side on my father's side that our indigenous Runs deep runs very strong the jeans very strong I'm lighter than my dad. My dad is lighter than my grandfather. My grandfather is very very more eno very dark You know beautiful man and him and his brother served in World War two there My great uncle was a hero in a battle Manila So we have a wonderful our family has a wonderful history in this in the States and You know my 20s I dug deep to find out where different parts of my family was from because it was important to me See, I grew up on the west side of LA Completely different from East LA Yeah, day night. I've been there right So my mom just never liked East LA as soon as she could we got out. I would think I was five Yeah, and this is in the 70s She had great foresight and she she she created a an amazing life for me on the west side and my sister and Her boss You know God bless Walter Fletcher He was part of the kindred You know He broke out, huh? Hebrew cult Kindred Hebrew cult. No, no, no, wasn't it wasn't it? Maybe I'm getting the the the transports that that transported the kids out of You know, they they save people they save the Jewish kids. Yes. Yeah Yeah, okay. Yeah, I mean there's all sorts of depending on which country you're talking about okay And then he yeah, so listen listen what I'm saying is that Mr. Fletcher with you know was a survivor and He opened doors for me and my mother that You know, it's it's everything. It's everything and You know, I don't know why I went there You know, we're talking about Jews being let you know, I thought you were gonna have for you know for a Jew You're an okay guy. I Think that's what I wanted to say for a For you know, and that word you could be really tainted. He could really like Yeah, so some people just can't pronounce it correctly. So some people it comes out in a very kind of spitty kind of way where It's an accusation. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's an accusation Right. Just like spit now. I mean Just an interesting story. Yeah When I was very young early early 60s I would actually sneak down and listen to the parties that my parents had With fellow Hungarian Jews that came over on the boat And I didn't really know they were Jewish at the time, of course Because I was raised a Presbyterian and didn't find out until I was 18 that I was Jewish but But you know in and I guess every ethnic group Did that and does it but they were using words which I won't get into Hungarian words that would be derogatory towards People of other race. I mean other ethnicities. Yeah, they they spoke in a racist way Yeah, okay. Yeah, it's very human and and I remember and I'm being completely honest about it. Okay, and But the thing is every single person the man at least were all businessmen engineers science medical guys And every single person uh had Employed a person of color And so even though they talked And put people down in that jokey kind of sure way that people do with other people that Not to say all of them. Now my godmother Anna who had a jewelry store Uh and was the premier jewelry Uh location for athletes in Toronto at the time. So if in the 60s you were a Toronto Maple Leaf Toronto Argonaut football guy you would be down there at her place on on Richmond street getting big huge frickin gold things on your hand And she employed in Arab as her jewelry maker And for the entire time and he was as well as anything. So yeah, it's it's I and You know what it the hypersensitivity that We have now now. I I don't condone people talking smack about other people But they were at least proof in that time that it's what you do that's important Not how you talk it's like you it's your actions are actually more important than anything else and and and they they demonstrated that that in work They didn't care. It was a meritocracy. They hired the very best people possible correct, correct and in going getting this back to to My mother's boss mr. Fletcher And and my my mom my mom worked her tail off for him for decades And it was you know, it was an amazing career that she built out Sure, he gave her opportunity the opportunity back in the 70s, but you know She proved it right and and and she she Him and and and her And people like like yourselves and countless stories. That's the american dream That is what being americans all about the opportunities the things we do for each other And I I think I think people Yes, people kind of miss that that time where we can just you know be not pc and all that stuff I do too and I as you could tell we do it here But you know, my only my only caveat is like, you know, I do with my friends Right, like with like we've become you know, or you know streaming friends or with gore or with you know with mike In it, you know We can we can be a little uh, we can be a little wrong and it's okay But I mean with you know, as far as my parents, I never felt that the need to duplicate What they were doing Hmm, I just I just I never I It was of no interest to me. I do remember. I have it upstairs actually they would play though We have a dirty calypso album called too hot to handle From uh from the bahamas It's it's got that the the the only lyric I can actually say on your show is uh I kiss her hand. I kiss her feet But I left her behind for you Okay, did you just change words there? No Okay, I kiss her hand. I kiss her feet, but I left her behind for you. Gotcha So I mean that that's kind of I mean and and calypso of the time was very raunchy Yeah, well calypso is is Is the act of sex it's like rock and roll. It's like, you know calypso time How low can you go and but oh my god the song the limbo Very raunchy and my parents would play it every time they had the the friends over and I would crawl downstairs and That's and hide behind the the banisters on the stairs and listen to this stuff, which I didn't understand I I'm plugged in but I have vinyl of some uh old school uh belafonte and um Oh other other mambo vinyl that I got a couple like maybe uh two months ago. Wow really cool Really cool. Yeah Okay, I think you know, we're much more modern in some ways, but then also we've gone retrograde with people being scared to death of saying anything And then getting canceled for the dumbest stuff and right and uh rather than finding out just like we have Uh, not that I want to get down this this rabbit hole But we have a fan fest where people are freaking out over Gina Carano appearing and and they're having um Uh, uh, they're they're they're they're trying to collect, you know Not serving signatures signatures of people to ban her and everything else and this one person I I said, why don't you go to the fan fest? Meet her Talk with her and find out what she's actually like as a human being. I'm not talking to that nazi And I went you've just missed an opportunity to Men defense or something or or to understand that she's a human being and and I wrote I said You're afraid to find out that she's actually a nice person That's your fear because deep down they know that she is or that they could be wrong In that they could be wrong. So they don't want to be wrong though. No, no, so I don't want to get poisoned I don't want to hear Let's go to the march la la la la Um, all right, we're here with uh with chado for uh an hour. Then we're gonna, you know, how you got about an hour left Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah And then I'm gonna head on to that versus panel at 3 p.m. Pacific. So this is a fun Yeah, brand new panel. So enjoy that and you were fun today. Uh, midnight's edge I want to talk about that, uh dark play-doh. That was chado's erica stride impression Ha ha ha ha Chips I remember as a little kid like, you know, it's like is this kind of mexican And then they had a they had an episode where he's with other mexicans He's like and then uh, I think one of them is idiomos. He's like, hey, man I thought we were bros. Don't be doing that to us. And then uh, Pantrillo says hey, cut that bario. Shit out That was so bad That's horrible. It was so bad But that's like the 70s way like that's like they're they're they're woke of that time, right? Yeah, that's pretty funny. Daryl Brewer who's on a who's a member of the channel and he hung out with me the other day on our membership stream That was fun So what you're saying is I have to use my 4.9 percent indigenous people's card to be welcomed anymore Latino slant lol well, that might be too low now That yeah, and and um, we just call it the body will pass here So it's like a body will pass. So it's a whether you're black Asian jewish indian. I don't care. It's a body will pass. You know, you get the pass You know, I mean what's really funny is uh, the the latino people I've met who are mixes um Depending on the percentages never make a big deal out of it But every single black person that seems on youtuber on on in hollywood. They could be one 100th black. They is black Yeah, 100 black. I got my homies and everything else. I'm going. Oh my god 99 percent of you is white, dude. Like I have you seen have you seen american fiction yet? No, I had been told about oh I'm dying for you to see that because they play on that They they they poke they poke at the hollywood black And everyone's fantastic in it, but but it's so funny It seems that it's the black community that if they're one one thousands Or actually it happens to the the the indigenous too. We've got a lot of uh pretend That's in that's in fashion right now. That's in fashion. That's in fashion right now because uh, You know, or even just casting authentic indigenous actors is very in fashion right now. Yeah And What is their acting pedigree? It's usually nothing That's what really gets my really chaps my head Is that these people are are in fact not actors at all Which here in this house we widely respect But they're you know, maybe they're from another profession and they're activists like You know what uh be proud of who you are and there's that one woman from the view the lawyer who turned out to be A good chunk spanish and her family had slaves and she freaked out A lot of them a lot of us do she she went uh, uh, right Didn't like it because she no she actually played on the uh reparations side of the Yes She got lavar burdened There she I didn't know that was a verb We may get a verb here From mexico we throw shit out there see whatever works God damn it. This has been a fun show. I hope you don't get canceled. Yeah. Yeah Since corner people like that don't want to mend fences. They want to burn bridges. Yeah That's coming from someone that's dead inside since since corners dead inside So yeah Well, where are we going to talk about? Oh, we were going to talk about uh stuck well And we're yeah, we got we got a couple of them. Let me do and I got a new thing to talk about too I just watched a couple of episodes of um The netflix show one day at a time the cuban version. Oh god. Good. Good. Yeah, and uh, justina machado. Yes Yes, mexican ironman for five dollars men with the channel super chats in now guys. Give me some super chats Give me some money Yay, today is double the paul day. However, just so we're clear. I'm chats chattos number one mexican friend Just saying and plus he's true. I called dibs on chattos. He's he's he's good And there's even a uh movie featuring my name with charles bronson called chattos land I mean, I see this this is this is the White superiority the white superior white supremacy that i'm talking about I'm chop chorizo compared to you I just because i'm everywhere. You're just, you know, you got the hungarian beef. I've got the hungarian beef. Yes, I I I cook hurka But you know, uh, all right, mike. See this is brown on brown crime. What's going on here? Mike going in a opt opting for for the for the gringo the green gringo ju instead of Uh, you're you're you're poor little brown friend, but that's okay, mike We love you so much that we have still one of your videos. So i'm i'm oh you're gonna launch a video Let's do it right now. Let's it's it's it's not long. All right, I can find it. There it is Paul let's get into some news uh people's choice of words just happened and everyone loves rachel not she won Like what best action hero? Yeah um people's choice of words action star of the year winning over people like Keanu Reeves and top cruise rachel ziggler and male tv star of the year pedro pascal were Uh honored last night mr. Chateau First thoughts Well, I mean the one thing you have to understand All the uh, you know, you know how it's amazing that the winners are there Mm-hmm. It's because of the people's choice awards. They're all told ahead of time Yeah, yeah, this one's like the really uh Uh any any celebrity that's there they're getting some kind of award No, well, yes, they have been told like what is tom hiddleston actually doing? Because he was told ahead of time dude. You won Right, please come please come like what the fuck would he come to this thing? Pretty please. Yeah pretty please pretty so that's that's the importance of this show But it is interesting from a sociological perspective, especially as we were as we're discussing Why movies are working and why movies are especially are not working these days This is more indicative of Of what hollywood as as gimmicky and as silly as this is If you go through the list of movie and tv award winners You see a trend, you know, where you think see rachel zeigler. You see barbie You see that for forever america ferrero america ferrero. Yes, like why why it's because she was attached to the movie Not because of her performance. That's what's important to the people to the kids who are Voting on this stuff. It's just it's a really really neat litmus test. It's just You know where things are going wrong and where things are going right I was actually actually. I'm sorry. I was actually surprised that only murders in the building One best comedy compared to much younger skewing Oh, and well selena gomez won Yes, she is hugely popular That's well, and that's that and that that's a thing that uh, I think circles in our fandom Can't stand is that the fact that zeigler pascal They actually have tons of fans I mean, right they they have a lot of fans guys I mean, I mean, that's but that's what they're voting the fans are voting for people that are fans of Yeah, correct and uh gomez selena gomez who won last night and so did jenn or tega Um is taking that next step uh and uh doing a biopic. She's she's gonna be linda ronstan She'll be good. I mean, uh, she's a great singer Uh, well, I think it's a good step I think it's a good step. I think she's learned a lot from uh, martin short and steve martin so I think uh, it's it makes sense, but here we have the the uh Yeah, go ahead. I was just saying people were crapping on selena selena gomez on only murders and and you know what? I thought she did a great job and you could tell from That the different takes that they had where she was puffy and not puffy. I mean, she's suffering from lupus I believe and she has her way through that while doing the show and they're talking. Oh look out chunky. She is well Fuck off. I mean, you know, just leave her alone. She's charming. She's really cute. She held herself up really well against the other two guys No one should be complaining about her performance in that show. That's all I have to say. I'm sorry Well, she's an executive producer on the show. She she she she creates in a lot of projects And obviously she's gotten better with every season. It's a great little role And Yeah, like you said, she's got she's got lupus. She's very honest with that stuff. Yep I don't it never bothers me. You know, uh, as far as her looks And the fact that she's gonna take on The linda ronstadt project with david ol russell as the director. Wow Who's a huge fan of ronstadt? She's in good hands. This is that is a great project and I have not heard any Uh, you know that bullshit where oh linda ronstadt's white and selena's not white I mean, I I don't I haven't heard any of that with that movie. Well, they're both that mexican You know what? I have no now that you mention it. I do recall. Yes, you're right Yes, yeah, I mean, she's proudly mexican. I completely forgot her We should group into in toosan and again, there's a lot there's a lot that selena's gonna connect with that's great And it's god thing. It's gonna be wonderful Uh, and in the you have everything that you want as far as a woman a latina Pioneer in a rock and roll. It's all in it's all in linda's story plus All the men she dated hubba hubba Great singer. Yeah. Okay. Let's go on. Let's let's go on. I have the acceptance speech of zeegler. I think this is uh Listen, we're just gonna have fun. I'm just let's have fun. Here are the nominees for action movie star That's a movie star and the people's choice is Rachel Okay, so that's her boyfriend. I think her boyfriend puts in a better perform better performance right now than her He's going I'm getting laid I was gonna say something That's up. That's that's my job The inappropriate it's almost just like uh, it's like, yeah, I'm clapping. Yeah I'm so tired of the giant diamond. God Okay, what do you have to say rachel? Oh my god, where's the batteries in this thing? Oh, I love it Yeah You're welcome movies I love making them and I and I am a fan of movies and and and I'm surrounded by movie fans tonight and And movie fans who voted and I'm I'm so thankful to everyone who's who's ever bought a ticket and and watch something that so many people have made Oh my god Okay, keep going. This is this is For so long in this business, I didn't think I fit in but tonight you have made me feel like I don't have to change myself to be chosen And I appreciate you so much It's a very sally field. Yeah, there's uh the witch. Oh god She's actually they're looking at her like what's this bitch talking about? That being said so many people made this movie. I just want to thank francis lorenz our director marhefka one tonight Nina Jacobson our producer My eight camera operator dave thompson because everything that I did in heels He did a couple steps behind me attached to a gigantic camera I want to thank tom blight who was the okay. What why don't people like her? What's going on here? If they don't like her online, are they complaining on no, I mean like what what what you're feeling after seeing this You know what if this was my only experience with her i'm fine. I mean she's a brainless actors That's fine. I mean they these these these people are uh, she she is uh meant to take on roles That's her job. Yeah, I heard she was okay in the movie, but she wasn't Excuse me. She was wasn't in it very much. So I don't know what kind of action She did in it. I I didn't see the movie. I saw the movie. Ah, and I'm at screen time. Did she have? Uh, she's in it. No, she's in it. Okay I actually I actually thought she was fine and she sang a couple songs And she's an incredible singer um So I didn't have a problem with that. I don't know about action the only thing she like ran away from you know Rocks being dropped on her And she didn't run very very well So You know, uh, it just uh, you know, look at look at yep. She's excruciating. She's unbearable I I don't find that she's got the what I call the royal jelly that that kind of magic that would cause me to want her Want to uh, to see her. Okay, Jennifer Lawrence I think has it that I see her and I go okay that she's obviously star has that star Uh, uh, feeling to her Ziegler was horrific in shazam too Like oh my god, I thought wow. Oh really? Which was horrific in which one shazam too the second all the whole thing was horrific Yeah Uh, that was that was not a good movie. Yeah, that's not a good one because I'm just gonna riff on that. I'm gonna Sydney Sweeney Cheechies were fantastic a man of web, but she was horrible You didn't even see boy. Did they hide her did they hide her chest? That's what I hear. Let's let's oh, you didn't see yet Let's let's let's find a let's hire a woman with a fantastic physique and put her in a potato sack Yeah, well, yeah, it's kind of weird too because you know She's a teenager and they're all teenagers and yet, you know, well anyways, here we go. Um Tom says so it is the award for the least amount of action in an action movie. I don't get it Hey, tom haven't talked to you in a while Right's been what a minute minute. Yeah, deleted scenes remember the channel. This will drive me to drink Yep, that's what uh, Ted Kennedy said to mary joker peckney. Oh Chapequitic How many of your viewers will get that I mean, you got to be at least over 50 like easy. I I get it when I'm 53 But you are a well-read person Uh, hello. Hello. And in regarding, uh, the lavar Burton. Yes, she got I can't sick lid It's $10. Well sick lid $10 got the got the that was worth it. Good for you She got kuntekinte. There you go, right? Boom That deserves a big goatee that deserves. I agree go there. They'll be go there. Thank you for that. Uh, super chat That was a very rich That was a very rich super chat. Yeah. Yeah, that's that was fantastic. We'll just put it up one more time You know, it's not me. This is this is I blame to some fletcher. William C is producing the show He takes full responsibility Fletcher And Fletcher's is so busy in the back that we can't hear him I like the I like the numbers as if I've uh, you know shot them And those are the values that I've been getting every time I'm I'm getting them Well, listen listen Thank you for the super chat Let's give you this Okay, so on the other side of this is the pedro pascal acceptance Big difference here already Pedros on set working. He's got a job. Yeah He's the most, uh, hardest working man in Hollywood Yeah, did you see that video where he he he exceeds on the panel with rory colkan and these other actors No, and he shows him how he memorizes lines And he brings up a piece of paper and it's it's code like it's the first Letter in each word in the last letter of of a line So it's the first and last But it's just and that's how he memorizes pretty cool I I have found that you either take the script away. I mean the side Okay, let me let me Backtrack in a film you're shooting about three minutes a day So they will hand you the side That you you need for that day Yeah, and so There are some people who are better Seeing it cold and then putting it down and then doing it. Yeah, because once you start Committing to The lines and the words It's sometimes easier to start stumbling because what you're you're spending all your time trying to remember every single Word i'm actually oh, I was better at taking the script away and memorizing it as to the best of my ability that Memorizing a script was real never my strong suit and now I can't remember barely my name I can't remember what you just said but But What's roaming? Romy's got you know, you know when she gets an audition She'll print it out and she'll go out into the front Her the front porch and she just works on it right she works on her character Uh, she works on uh, you know, uh, what what's what's her her motivation for said lines said scenes and you know, uh That's a trained actor. That's you know, that's a you know, so That she takes it very seriously um You you have to put in so much work Just to compete So I don't know. I just thought that was really cool that uh, that federal shared that with those other actors were cool I think that's great. I I found the trick to landing almost every single roll and that was to Uh, because when they're auditioning you they aren't entirely certain of the script And they're not totally confident. So I would rewrite my section And make it funny and add a thing that because also they've now heard 30 other actors say the same lines. They're bored. Yes So I go in change it and have some fun with it And they go, wow. Oh, that's great. Never thought of doing that. And even if they don't Take my changes which they why would they? Yeah, they remember it. It's a relief. I get the job Well, you know, it's it's it's it's it's such a gamble, right? The odds are are not never in oh, they're looking for a type But they're looking for a type. That's it. Don't don't take it personally. No, no Oh, you stuck Am I the only that being said with this fam with this with this With this business. Have we losing chateau? No, I lost you briefly. Am I is it me? They're back I'm back. You're back. You were like a circle for a second. Okay. You were like, you know, it was a very prophetic um She gets worked. She she gets booked and that there is is is huge You know millions of people don't don't ever get a booked job. Yep Okay, so Yeah, okay, so, um, let's uh, let's let's see uh, pedro pascaz. Let's see pedro Pedro except this except his award To me Thank you. I'm in Vancouver right now I so wish I could be with all of you guys. You have no idea how much I wish I could be with you So you can see me like barely being able to pick this up um I'll start by recognizing the incredible fortune of having been chosen by The incredible creators of the show great mason and, you know drugmen are technically producer carol and Strauss and uh Did you see last of us? Yep What do you think? I enjoyed it a lot. You did a great. I believe you did some reviews on it. Yep Yeah, I really I really really enjoyed it. I thought it was uh extremely well done Yeah, um People wanted to really hate on it and I refused Yeah, I mean listen, you know, I I think I mark this Uh, you know, there's so many reasons why from overexposure to he didn't stand up for Gina For you know, he's there. He's not this is it's it's I don't get this selective outrage Why you know, why are people outraged at Pedro's career? Or they just like him in said latino role, but not as read richards It you know Who cares I do You do Well, that's the latino slant. So I lean into that. No, no mean like I he's an actor He can memorize his lines. He can hit the marks. Yeah, he's going to be fine as read richards Yeah, he's certainly going to be better than that stiff. They had in the uh In the very first one in 2005 I own I own Yeah, yeah The welsh guy or whatever Yeah, yeah no, I just Hello, no, I I think I'm I'm skipping here You know what I just saw that my My wi-fi was bugging for a second. So, you know, who knows what's going on and then people in the chat are saying that I was uh Skipping. Yeah. I mean listen going going back to the chat and I love and respect our chat. It's like he's not read richards I mean, I'm not going to Sit here and make an argument for or against. Yeah You know, I think he's an incredible actor um I don't I can't give an opinion until I see it guys. Yeah, I think that's fair And I and I think lord is coming from that ogee comic book purist You're never going to be happy with most of uh, what what hollywood's going to give you period So, yeah, Jennifer Lawrence and sue storm would be good I think Vanessa Kirby's yeah, she's gonna be great. She's gonna be great. Okay. So all right. That was that Now, um next on the slate. What's next on the slate on a slanted slate? People's choice. Da da da da da Okay, let's go. Let's let's get your thoughts because you guys were racking it up earlier with tom and midnight's edge Uh chris gore In regards to this, uh, what's this gentleman's name chris stuckman stuckman Criticize this what What is your thoughts on on on what this gentleman says because he's got a big platform Yeah, he does And he's been at it. He's been at this game for a while from what I've read. I've never fall I don't know. He is until this happened I I fall I watch his reviews regularly. Okay. Um, it's just another data point in terms of Whether, you know, something might be good or not. I I don't think he is, uh I I think he's a very even-handed reviewer He has a lot of background He's done independent films, but he's also a real collector of films It's it's clear that he watches a lot of them and he's a fan of films He's not a he's not a dilettante in that regard. He also plays video games Uh, and then he put out this video where he talked about how Madam web is, you know, he's not going to criticize it because Every, you know movies are hard to do and they're a huge amount of work and And he's just not going to bother to crap on it because there's enough people crapping on it already Which that I kind of agree with like why bother Adding to the the noise at least he came up with something different with regards to Uh, the movie which is something I try to do all the time in my channel. That's an honest take That's an honest take what he you're from what you just told me So he just you know, he said if you want to I mean, I'm paraphrasing you want to watch negative reviews of madam web There's lots up lots there already Uh, but I disagreed with uh his weepy Uh presentation in terms of you know, movie making is hard Uh, it's arduous But it's exciting. It's tiresome but energizing and You could be collapsing on the ground In the evening, but when then you roll in the next day and you're in makeup You're just completely charged up. I mean it's Uh, there there's there's no your batteries are fully charged You're ready to go and you're going to expend all that energy By the end of the day and I didn't understand so it's hard But it's not difficult So I didn't understand his word his his use of the word hard as if we're supposed to feel sorry for these people These people all of whom got paid extremely handsomely Yes, they have egos. None of them want to be in a stinker. Like that doesn't help your career Although this movie You know apparently is is is is so bad that people are actually feeling sorry for the actors So I don't think it's going to hurt anybody's career. This is not going to bring anybody down Okay, um, uh, I but I just go ahead. Go ahead. Please take good movies. You know if you know the the solution to bad movies is make a good one so He's That's an honest take right as far as like, hey, I'm just not going to add to that's just my like right I get it and I've done that a few times You know just it's like, you know what? Why am I going to do? A whatever, you know, you know, why am I going to do another Ziegler hate video? right um And then he you were saying that he says that filmmaking is is hard and he's a filmmaker, right? He he did an independent based on some independent movies. Yeah, okay Okay I would say getting it financed is hard Yeah, um Making a movie is wonderful in that you're constantly solving problems and that's all you're thinking about You're you're complete. You've got five days to shoot the film You've blocked it out. You've planned things. You've got your locations You're just so involved in getting it done. That's not sure the hard part hard part is getting it financed I'm going to wait and talk to you about that Did he say it at any point? Hey, don't don't bash on the film. No He's just like this is just me. Yeah and he did say that, um uh He did say that He he didn't have experience with doing big hollywood movies Uh, it's a different type of freedom. It's a different type of process. Yeah, you know, it's a different thing We know from experience what kind of pressure, you know, I call it the executive notes Executive notes are the absolute most horrendous thing that You you could hear friend of mine is is Has sold his documentary And even he and he produced it. He it's done. He you know all on his own that being said he's like I am so bogged down with with um with a Red tape of it just the red tape Uh That it's it's amazing that anything gets through to you know, because it's with a reputable reputable Distribution company and then you're gonna see his documentary on on amazon and apple. Oh fantastic. Congrats pretty amazing pretty Incredible and and and he did it independently like it's already made But soon as you're dealing with studios and legal Forget it forget it. It's a it's a it's a different that's a different monster. I will say this just just personally, right I pay for Most if not like a super majority of the movies I go see I pay out of my own pocket Right. I am not I'm not a rich man. That's why when I say your your superchats Superchats help they really help me So I can pay for my a-list I can pay for this when I when I do get early access or get invited I let the viewer know hey There's go inviting me to this. I don't know what right boom boom boom So that gives me liberty to love it Or not love it and I and and and that's you know, these are hard earned dollars I mean, I work, you know very hard Whether it's this, you know doing this with you guys my other businesses I we work very hard So my thing is well if I put my money down I could say whatever I want absolutely and and the other place where I thought chris was out of line was A studio with the resources and the money that they've got Should not be putting out something this shitty like They have really everything at their disposal Good writers they can afford good writers. Yeah, they can afford good directors They can afford the best talent the best talent was great Well most the the female talent. I really liked yeah, you know, it's But the it's the writing it's the directing it's a vision. It was like This this it wasn't even good bad like Morbius. It was just Just terrible Yeah, and Morbius is an example of something that is half-assed But is slick enough to look like it's Hollywood made and those bastards at Hollywood I mean, that's the one thing that differentiates a Hollywood movie from an independent movie Even if you watch something as shitty as uncharted It looks like a Hollywood production Right, even if they have the stupid flying Galleons, which would never fly in the air all apart. So And an independently produced movie looks independent. I mean, they just have that Feeling to it now some of them Uh, now, I don't know whether it was Hollywood or not. It was the the one with Alan Arkin The endless mish sunshine or the one where the family was going in a little miss sunshine Little miss sunshine, which has a real indie feel to it. I don't know whether it was an indie movie But that to me was one of the perfect indie movies Yeah, Fletcher, can you find out how little miss sunshine who produced it distribution? That'd be great But that was a charming film great film absolutely fit an indie mold Yes, as opposed to some half-assed science fiction thing where Oh my god, you know, please and I 90 percent of independent science fiction movies I can't handle They just are interesting are horrific for me Yeah, so my my thing was uh, you guys were talking about an increase was saying that making movies is not hard I completely disagree I I was you know, it is one of the most difficult things to do like you. Yes, you have to have discipline Discipline is not an easy Thing to practice every day, you know, especially if you're creative if you're an artist if you're a producer with it With that with it with your your different mentality To produce that's much different than being a creative You know, uh creative people are often not very not not a Business savvy and don't know how to do not know how to work in teams which gore also said You know, you've got to make a movie. It's you got to have a team. It's like right then How can you say this is easy? Nothing? What you just said is easy So so this okay, so as I said in the in the show and right now Hard needs to be defined Because I've done this It's a challenge To find the right people. Yeah, so is that Hard and I've had a dop quit the day before shoot. Oh my god director photography everybody Yeah, so so the thing is now you're on the phone and you're trying to find someone and I'm a problem solver. I have never not failed to solve a problem I have utter confidence in myself. I'm like Radar in mash Where I need to get my favorite characters of all time. So I need to get this thing. I'm the guy who got it I need the boots that make you look like kiss I went out Got him like I know the creatives are not like but you're not like every creative You're actually balancing both sides of your brain. Come on. Yeah. Yeah, I'm driven If I'm in the middle of no, you know, you could be driven and just still be on one side of your brain You're you're you have both you're you're gear you're gearhead and and also to a Creative comedic writer and I understand the finances And you understand the finances like I I needed you like 40 years ago Anyways, and I can do something together now Yeah, let's do it. It's called uh, only paulito chat chat chat slantinos. I don't know Paul Paul and paulie together or Lee or Lee as we walk down some street bringing that up explosions behind us, you know, because Because gore was saying it's it it it it's We have to define hard because yeah, I for one believe this is one of the hardest businesses. Yep to just Compete in guys on mind. I'm out. There's no just because you join sag that doesn't mean employment Actually, it's actually sometimes it's you lose a lot of them because you are sag if you understand that you know what I mean Um, so we can go back and forth back and forth, but this is a you know back to stuck I think that's a great question though defining hard. I think it was a bit. I think it was a bit flip Well, you know, yeah, I mean Yeah, that's gore being gore and that's why I love, you know getting in getting into it with him and because I think he does that too just to get more conversation Sure, which I mean flogging a script for two years and not and and getting a no Every single time you have a meeting. Does that is is that hard? It's crushing crushing very well, but what's funny is if you do it and Then that's just part of the journey. You don't You don't put it into the hard mentally the hard column if you succeed It's hard while you're not succeeding Did you just have what i'm talking about? I do because it this this is a That's why it's so psychotic this business. Yes. Yes, exactly. You're exactly right. Yeah And that and see and and I listen god bless you all God bless you all that Are not that have not dabbled in this business and yet say Well, my boss does this and I have to deliver it. It's not the same. No, it's not the same your example It's true. It's true in in business world in that business world, right? But this is the most insecure Yes Business you can imagine and where it demands any creative to be insecure Emotionally insecure to succeed In writing in right acting. It's just it's just Well, it's you've also got this Jekyll and Hyde thing where while you're defending your creative to executives You are absolutely certain of its quality and its successful Of possibilities, right then they go. Okay. I'm green lighting it. Here's some cash Now you are scared to death. You're like fuck fuck I have to deliver. Yeah, like my friend. I was telling you that's right. This is this is what's so crazy about it I'm working with him on another project where I'm going to be uh, um Giving notes on on his script, but he's got another reality show That's his next thing And it's it's it's a great I you'd love it. You'd love it because it's like a american pickers and uh history Um, you know, but from a latino I just said too much. I'm gonna shut up Don't don't don't give it away. I give it. It's just a really cool idea, but It's just so much work just to get that idea, you know, just to get anything But you're also dealing with egos that you would never deal with in in at work Um, I one time I hired a very talented actress Who hadn't really worked in five years? Oh my god So as soon as we signed the contract she became the biggest pain in the ass in the world and actually took her aside I said, hey You haven't worked in five fucking years. Yes. Now you know what you're doing to me like now now you're really You know turning my crank. I gave you work like shut up And and I don't get that and guys what he's saying is diva There is always on a set one fucking diva and they'll be in the smallest role Sometimes they won't even have a role. There'll be an extra extra. That's a pain in the ass to someone who's actually You know has speaking lines and you know, but it's so weird, man It's so weird, you know, most everybody is really nice And no, no the majority are great people and they're always coming up to you going. How was that? Was that okay? Was that okay? But and speaking of great people we have uh our producer fletcher williams you got some info for us brother um, yeah, so I guess the directors were a valet ferris and jonathan daton the screenplay was by michael arath and You know, I got nomination. It was just made by uh 101 million um That is taken to be made but I guess part of the problem is that it had like four writers, but only I guess Two were names. So there was a bit of a Little miss sunshine we're talking about. Yeah. Yeah, that's a that's an expensive movie for its time Or is that the box office? Oh, that was the box office. It was like a lot of money to make it Find out the budget because I don't think it I don't think that movie was made more than for more than 20 million No, no, this my understanding was eight. I believe eight Yes, the budget was eight million for it. It was produced by uh, uh company called big beach films And I guess it got Moved around and stuff, but it only took 30 days to film Around arizona and southern california. That's it. So it was pretty inexpensive Yeah, as a genre if a one independent movie genre, that's uh quite common is what I call a road movie Yes That's you know planes trains automobile road movie. Oh Right film. Thank you. We're talking about last year Oh, oh good. We were talking about it last year of the guy the kid that played luffy and sholo would make a great Cheap like road movie that you know latino. Oh, yes Really chateau chateau totally offended the entire population of mexico city. That was awesome Good job Like first no, I think it was tom first We're gonna have drug dealers and we're gonna call them Uh spiccarinos and they're gonna come up from the north. I didn't say that I would never say that I would never say that Not on air. Uh, thank you pledge. Yeah So there's a good example of uh an independent movie that people should watch Yeah, that is a you know kind of a not a bad um Road map as to You know how you can get something done and of course it doesn't It doesn't hurt when you've got someone like alan arkin and then a uh, breslin That that girl was a great fine. It launched paul dano Yes, Steve. Oh, he was great in it. Oh Great cast great. Okay. Let's go through your chats and then we're gonna go on to uh, paul We're gonna ask paul to judge someone's um comedic Stand-up Okay, and I really do like the idea of talking about hard what what is what is hard about what it is that we do sometimes But i'm telling you when you're in the trenches and you see the set that's been built and you walk onto the set I am so charged up like I will go on to the set on my own without anybody else around and just Stand there and luxuriate in what was built There's a there is a a There's a magic There's a you know, there's something you something very euphoric when you're when you're on set of something that you're a part of Yes, yeah, absolutely or you know In in my little in my little example with my little novella When I first got in my hands, it's like you know, yep great feeling It is a fantastic. I gotta get it out to you because you you're one of the backers. Yeah, I is Okay, here we go red french moon for two euros bigote is the true power. That's right. Check it out, baby It's got some nice. I got some nice bigote oil on it Um solo sass and stuckman was part of the big reviewer like jeremy johns Schmo's nose and flick pick from back in the day. Okay. I have no idea. I've got jeremy johns stuckman Yeah, they're all part of the old guard Stuckman shop. Give me bad movie reviews after became a director himself So then shouldn't you just stop reviewing if you're gonna do that? If you're just gonna give good reviews, I mean that's kind of weird Trying to remember what he did late. I think he Man, I can't can't remember. What did he write? I don't like all the reviews kind of merged. I have no idea Stuckman's been cool with me in a few times. We've spoken But if he can't review bad movies too, then he needs to find something else to do with this channel Yep, that that's ultimately true. Yeah Uh christ for moonlight who produced a an independent sci-fi film won an award Uh, I've watched stuckman. I loved his his I loved I don't know what it is. It's okay I it's called quantum terror. I actually have it here. Oh, yes I saw the interview you had with him. Oh, yes I love it. It's fantastic. Where's your anus? Your quantum anus Quantum anus. Yeah quantum anus a christ for moonlight production Hey, you could clip that clip it fool I don't hate him, but don't buy his take It's like saying you shouldn't complain to that bad food if you can't cook. No, that's that's silly And then there's people who you know are Our entertainers around there reviews like Um rex reed is what I channel him often if I'm feeling bitchy Uh, just in channels stuckman is uh, um must most widely viewed person give reviews while on ambien and on all of youtube It's a background little emotion. Very nice. Very nice Sporky news. What's up scott? I love you too, buddy I've been saying that I never forget it goes Like this making movies is an easy part. It's the audience that has to sit through them Yeah, you're chris making movies is not fucking easy. What are you guys talking about yet? Okay, well good if you want to put on your iphone and get actors Okay, even then you got to write a script or they're the right actors You know, I don't know what that's work What is hard? What is hard? Assembling everybody and getting a date to get it going. That's the hard part once you're going as a filmmaker He should always be able to find something good in them. He should put in the effort All right, let me get to the super chat. What's better citizen kane or kasablanca? Oh That's interesting Wow That's not even that's not a that's not a fair fair question I mean, what do I enjoy more? Wow, they're kasablanca is more of an adventure film And you get friendships in it. There's friendships in it while citizen kane has the friendship with joseph cotton and Which he turns on I I the relationship with uh, not michael renny the relationship between the The two male main male characters the policemen and Humphrey bogart. Yeah, it was just I think was more enjoyable for me and kasablanca than anything in citizen kane Yep, I'm right with you Uh, thank you. Thank you for the super chats. We love them. We appreciate them and Yes, we do and thank you very much on behalf of latino because the half of the latino slant latino slant and uh, here my uh Here my little doggies Oh, who's got their pajamas on? Oh, it's a slumber party. Oh my goodness. Oh the slumber party time. Look at Oh, get it, baby. Oh, get it boys. Oh, that's a very nice. Oh, get it, baby Get it get your pajamas Who's that very handsome babies with the majamas? Polly here back with the majamas, uh those asking My little a little boy mr. Butters is doing much better. He's been he's been ill But he is on the men doing great. I got uh, paul shadow back with me in about 30 seconds Tina guzman They the studio want to make money, but green light bad scripts the writers aren't good, but they keep using them It's asinine I mean, I can't argue that tina. I cannot argue with that. No, me. What's up? Is it hard to not lose your mind from frustration on set? Hmm Hmm I mean on set let's bring him back. Uh, mr. Cato Is it hard to lose your mind from frustration on set? That's kind of a different scenario. You're thinking like when something goes wrong When you're trying to problem solve on set I I've been lucky that I've I've never encountered a situation where I just wanted to walk away and go these these people are Dick heads and assholes and I've I've had it Right, uh, you know you when you're directing you're just too busy Uh solve it because every day's a You're you're solving problems because you you go, okay This this entire scene that I've blocked out. Well, we don't have time anymore for it So it's going to be a single shot like no more multi cam. There it is just one shot We're going to do it next and there have been times where I've I've you know You do one take and I go everyone okay with the take next and actors especially freak out Oh, well, we're not going to do a safety take nope next I got a I got only got a few more minutes left before uh, I got to pay overtime. I can't afford overtime. I mean I don't know when you're in the middle of it You're in the middle of it. Right. I can't I mean think of how to describe it any other way It's it's very rare that there isn't a chaotic problem that correct So know me if you're you have you have to embrace the chaos And the other thing you have to embrace and one of the things that you learn Is that you cannot move faster than the slowest piece In the machinery Okay, so you want to like hustle and hurry But if there's lights to be moved And maybe one person is slower than you want them to be as they're setting up the uh rails Or something you you got to be careful that you don't get caught up in Trying to get it faster by willing it faster you kind of have to go away Accept the speed Of the slowest individual or the slowest piece in this puzzle and wait Find something else to do do yoga read stuff block things out more Relax wait for your line producer to come up and go. We're now ready That's the most important lesson you can make because you cannot will accrue to move faster And I think and this this that's fantastic and to to speak to that I think that's why you always you hear of these directors I'm Guillermo del Toro to Ridley Scott Where they work with the same team? Yeah for Decades then that's why Why because they know because they're the generals and they know how to Mass an army and get it done And the people who are working for Cameron know what's expected of them. Mm-hmm. Yeah Yeah, but I got a buddy who who worked on He was part of the the film The DP crew for killers And he goes around with the same DP crew Ang Lee Scorsese. I mean Those those guys are amazing. Right. There's beautiful looking film You know say what you will about the movie, but let's just kill it But it's always that same crew because they they They know their work ethic. So when something crazy happens But it's just like you said, yeah, you know, okay It's also going to be different once I know me get all that love and you know, no super chat. All right, girl All right, I see I see you I see you but let's let's have let's have some fun Cheydo's gonna judge We got a we got a comic. I think this guy is um, you know Just starting out His name is big brown dad. I think he's going off the whole thing of being a dad And I thought it'd be fun. Let's go To to to judge his ass Okay, here we go Back it up. Oh, he's in a church basement. Great. He's somewhere. She's somewhere. I think he's probably at a restaurant That's a tough tough to do. I'm not wishing him. Well The most popular tattoo where the homies is the raider tattoo. All right, give it up for the raider I'm a fan I'm no fanatic I'm no fanatic asked my wife. Who's on tv this week? Dallas, new york, atlanta. She said the season's over honey. There's no games on I said games. I'm talking about real housewives Because they didn't get their restaurant closer Okay All right Wow, that's it. That's the routine. Well, that's the first joke Oh, we're stopping joke by joke. You want it? I don't know This is my first time doing this segment with you. I would like to do it. Uh, I don't know. I mean that um Let's let's hear some more. Okay problem Before I left the house today, I asked my daughter. How do I look? She said my receding hairline reminds her of mcdonald's golden arches Da-da-da-da damn Amen I fucked up though on the dumb ass. I paid $50 for a fade last week $50 for a fade. How are the prices of haircuts going up? Well, the amount of hair I have to cut is going down That shit don't make no sense. I told my barber. Hey g the next time you want to charge me $50 for a haircut Take that razor and just run it across my neck dog. Fuck this shit All right, there you go comedic styling is a big brown dad So a couple things. Oh, it's obviously this is uh, I can see the funny sign behind him This is a comedy evening. So, you know a couple things number one is he's um Uh I I I'm impressed with the fact that he memorized his stuff Didn't wait for a joke to die and just kept on going So he didn't get caught up in Uh, da-da. Here's the joke. It didn't work. Okay. Now. It's obvious that I'm feeling nervous and you can see me No, he's right. I'm going one of the tricks with uh stand up is let the audience stop you Don't you just keep on going keep keep keep going keep going do the joke do the joke and if they laugh you stop And then maybe you riff on it or something like that because uh, you're you're using up audience goodwill if you think you're gonna go get a laugh every single time Uh on the downside, he's receding from the audience. You could tell that He was hiding he's hiding his face. He's not pushing forward Into the into the audience you can see he's already behind his microphone stand He's feeling less and less comfortable over time with his jokes The other thing is uh, he has Not created a persona Uh, he has uh, he's got kind of the dad thing receding hairline stuff like that um, he needs to spend time trying to figure out What kind of comic he is because people Will give you way more lee leeway if you have You know this you know this image now it can take you forever to find it. Uh, I have seen many comics Who every night I saw them do I mean down at yuck when I was starting one night They were loud another night. They were Always in pain and everything was terrible than another night They were you know more like like him like gag gag gag gag and eventually I remember him Nailing a character which happened to be the oh everything is horrible. Why am I here character which killed? And that's what he did for the rest of his life and I actually saw him not too long ago here Playing I went up to him and I say hey jeremy How are you and oh my god paul? How are you great to see you? So that was really good because I hadn't seen him in 30 years right, but it was um, it was fun And you know jim kerry all uh norm mcdonald every single Stand-up has a character Uh, it has an identity right an identity right now some are characters like steve martin Invented the bad comic So that's what he was doing he was He was acting his character. He and that's one of the things that he did that was unique from most Uh comedians is that he created a separate persona where he was acting as that person Um, you know, then I mean again you you you study all the great Comedians phyllis diller was the you know the housewife who uh, I was telling everyone she was sexy, but she wore the absolute worst dumbest glitziest Right crazy outfit. You know toady fields He clearly carol bernett Carol bernett, although she's not a stand-up I've got gotcha gotcha. Okay. All right. Um, but you know, you've got mom's maybly red fox now. I'm not saying all these people found their Uh, their career at the very beginning it can take you Five years 10 years before you finally find your shtick So I give this guy credit. Okay. So let's so let's watch it again paul. Yeah, let's let's let's cliff note the the Your your your notes, right? credit for You know executing his material without waiting for for without waiting for a laugh. Yeah um And uh, but he was receding from From the audience like physically Stepping away from the audience. Yep That's not good. Nope. Okay. All right So, uh, yeah, let's say listen guys. Hey, this becomes a segment every couple weeks we can you know, we'll judge your ass send us your committee your amateur I'll come on again. This is fun. Let's watch it again I believe it's like a total of four jokes altogether. Here we go He's good here. All right. I'm going over the radar factory. I'm a fan. I'm a fan I'm no fanatic I'm no fanatic. I asked my wife who's on tv this week. Dallas new york, atlanta. She said the season's over honey There's no games on I said games. I'm talking about real housewives Is I think he thinks she said honey, there are no there there aren't any more games on You know football and she and he's like games, but there's real housewives. So I don't know. Yeah, I didn't So, how does this expand? It's it's a gag. I don't know what it has to do with his personality Right. It's like the the the family banter You know, the the you know, the odd it seems to me That's a joke that he just found funny that he he made his head. Yeah in his head Maybe um Fletcher, why don't we plug uh big brown dad? This is his twitter. I put in the private check You know, we're judging him Let's also support him and and I give him full credit. That's uh, I give him major balls. He's got major balls Yeah, and the fact that he just kept the the stuff going Yeah, I think is is great But you know if he came out and and just said, I mean we didn't see the very very beginning But again, you go. Hey, I'm suburban dad I'm dry, you know, and then right right. That's it. That's all he did. Yeah talking about the hair. He can talk about Uh, yeah, you know gotta be the law. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, okay suddenly at least I'm he's tied it kind of loosely You know together. I mean I do a lot of you know age related Jokes, what what did I just write today? I love twitter because I I write down my no What am I my jokes you say nothing? Uh No, you you post nothing uh controversial on twitter. No, I wrote today uh when you're retired holidays feel like a ripoff Thanks for the day off government, but I already have the fucking day off Do you have an alternative perk I can select? All right, here we go. So I thought that was funny Before I left the house today, I asked my daughter, how do I look? She said my receding hairline reminds me of a Should have stayed up at the table That was a pop that was a punch. I fucked up though on the dumb ass. I paid $50 for a fade last week $50 for a fade. How are the prices of haircuts going up? Well, the amount of hair I have to cut is going down. That's good That's good. It don't make no sense. I told my barber. Hey G the next time you want to charge me $50 for a haircut Take that razor. I just run it across my neck I mean he's got some good stuff. Yeah. Yeah, and and and he had a hair theme Right gotta have a theme. I have a theme. So in that series of jokes Yeah, which is which is good if if you come up with let's say you've got a mall joke come up with two more That's actually a jerry fine Seinfeld technique I asked for fade. He wanted to add hair So much easier to be funny on the keyboard. Oh, yeah, I mean it's it's great And some of some jokes are how you construct them too. I had a joke on my stand-up where I went in and Said I went into cosco to buy a Large screen television. I I left with a 12 pack of 60 inch samsung but no one laughed And then I then I went. Hey, you people go to samsung. Are you go to uh, cosco All us old people go to cosco. Everything is in bulk. I went in there with it You know to buy a large screen television. I left with a 12 pack of 60 and samsung's then they laughed Nice, they laughed because They needed the the setup of the context of the context of the joke So you learn You know, you learn, you know stuff like that. Well, there you have it Paul chateau The comic judge if you have your Get your stand-up bits sending to me and maybe we'll send the link to latino slant and and we'll go through them and be gentle I mean, I know how difficult it is. I'm a terrible stand-up Last segment of the day then we're out of here. It's okay. I hope you've been having fun, paul. Thank you so much I'm having just a great time. You are. I always love having you on bro. I always love having you on I mean, I I I'm actually jealous that mike that mike actually got to meet you in person You know, we gotta we got to make something happen. Uh, you're just a little bit too far off on that one side You're like mike is only a thousand miles away from me Let's go to latino's pronounce and we need our uh We need our intrepid uh, latin america. We did this to me last time translator We have a little bit of a twist here Because it's it's this one is actually how white people pronounce spanish food correct fletcher uh Yes so uh Homeboy went to uh the pro ball and started uh Started uh, you know messing with uh the anglos Gotcha. Gotcha. You gotta mess with the angles. All right. So here we go Fans pronounce spanish foods Yo, my man, how you say this food right here? Okay, all right What is what is what is this fletcher? It's pupusas Explain to to cheita what a pupusa is it's like a flat uh empanada or just like a Big dumpling that's flat now. Is it made with wheat or potatoes? uh, no, so the inside it's usually uh beans and a meat Or uh, you know, like sometimes there's some vegetable ones and stuff like that. I got the outside is it's like a thicker flour um, sometimes made with corn Okay, so how is this this gringo gonna pronounce this cheita? Wow uh pupusa sass Okay, and we got some yes people in the chat start getting a poop. Yeah poop sass. That's what I'm thinking of poo poo soft I like that Pooh poo sass. Okay. Let's hear what he says There Pooh poo ass Okay, what is it uh tripletta Uh, so it's basically a sandwich. It's uh, it's stuff with like a lot of me and You know your veggies. It's it's it's basically like a torta. Uh, you know more of the it's like an island torta you know And uh, what do you think cheita? I'm going for a tripolita tripolita Okay Oh Tripolita Tripolita should have told me the black guy going for it Yeah, even the black guy going also that changes. It's not just yeah, they all think they're Triple two triple two triple two um Tamales, we know what tamales are. Yeah. Yeah Now it's how is uh, this gentleman gonna pronounce it and tamales Call right here This is a gringo gringo. Okay. They tamales tamales Talk tomales Tom males I I gotta get used to the fact that they split them I gotta get into that groove where they keep uh, yeah Yeah, tall males. I'm giving them too much credit tall males. I think it's clear that Process more than a few words at any one time that that's that's the key Yeah, I think you need to get out of that. Uh, canadian Jewish mentality you're really over thinking this shit, bro. I am way overthinking it Um, um, what are what are uh, pasta ills? Or like empanadas, you know, they're you know, basically large, uh, large, uh, Dumplings, but these ones usually are made in the tropics. They're made with a corn flower Yeah, it looks great. I'm getting hungry. So I'm I'm gonna go with the splitting the words trick Okay, because they're they clearly don't have the uh, cpu power to to um, to do one word all at once So I'll go for pasty lilos pasty Lilos How do you say this fool right here? Oh, you're a close You're really good, but I'm but my splitting the word technique. That was yep ace lilo Now you got to add in the lazy the lazy american thing in there. Oh, yeah, ace lilo Face lilo less is more less is more face lilo bra Wow All right, those thones. Well, um, this is I'm gonna go for uh, toad Toast tones Okay, all right, I love those thunders by the way. I had a Puerto Rican girl from back in the day to make me those. Oh my You got it, dude, you got it. You got it. Wow I used to be able to used to work for me. Um, okay, very well, you need you need proper jewish thumbs Oh, that's what it is. That's what it is How you say this type of pork is Spanish this type of pork in spana Is a homie homie it's a brother. Yeah Uh, it's how you say it, right? How do you say it? Yes pernil pernil, so I'm gonna go it's uh, it's pork butt That's it season and then deep fried Well, I'm gonna go for pernil pernil There you go. Okay. Here we go Brothers can't eat that. That's um pernil Pernil Oh, I was close. Oh, you know, you don't know. Okay pernil. I don't know what he pernil I had defection. Oh my god Whoa, oh Whoa, whoa, we don't want no infections Toast ones. Yes, Karen. All right What's this food called right here? Oh I love this meal. This is like, uh, it's really a caribbean cuisine, right? Uh, the Cubans make it make it. Yes ropa veya Vieja Which means oh close. Oh close Ropa veja. Okay. So that's well, obviously he's gonna pronounce the j hard Ropa ropa vj Wow monkey, okay Well row I didn't get it row The Asia It's it's the trump version Asia I touched your yes. Asia. It's great. I loved it. I love it. I have it Oh my god, how do you say the Spanish food right here? Oh Uh, Fletcher, what is this? Arroz con gandules So it's basically, uh rice. Um that season with, uh Oh, it's like, uh the gizzards Wow Yeah, this is latino latino. How did you get your latino cred there with fletcher william? Oh, well, it's it's part of the joke my father's from argentina. So audience Tina I had a business partner It was from argentina. He almost crashed my business. I did I had to buy him out and Fix it Well, we're the he's from the the far the far far South where how'd you like your new press? Oh, I love I love milley. He's uh, he's a little crazy, but he's fun. He's a little crazy Uh, let's finish one. Okay, so I was gonna say a lot of the most white-looking old man there is. Yep. Arroz con gandules arroz Arroz con gandules Okay, here we go He got it right he got it. He was probably he's probably latino probably he's he said it really he said it really well He said really well Um, well, uh, I think uh, I think that's it fletcher, right? I think we're good. That was great We have another video, but you know what we're gonna call it because save it Yeah Yeah, I need a few so we want to read up. Yeah, I just want to remind you guys this The stream is gonna redirect directly to the verses in about 20 minutes to begin So I am going to definitely give myself a little little break Uh, but thank you to everyone in the chat. You guys have been amazing. We have some super chats Uh, let's go here the basco scenario for five canadian Dollars I would start shaking like crazy when I did stand up in college Turned into a joke crowd loved it and killed the nerves in five minutes flew by wow. Yep Hey I think it's one of the most bravest things you can do creatively stand up. He is Well, also in front of an audience that doesn't know you It's different once an audience knows you and loves you And bathes you in their love. That's a very different feeling Great point No, me without you for 4.99 Para mi jefe. Gracias por la amor Well, if that's not a guilty new into giving me some money Yeah You're welcome. No, me. I told chris that he needs to change the name of tonight's show from verses to monday night threats I saw that. Yeah, man. I'm uh, I There's so many people on this panel I'm like, what does he have in mind? I'm kind of I have no idea kind of scared Well versus kind of sounds like they're going to be confrontations or he's going to put people against each other I think so man. I yeah, I trust him. I'm just oh, yeah Finally melvin deeply membered the channel who is better charles london or peter Who's enough? Well, peter you snuff was less gay Wow Um, charles london was a better actor than peter eustonov. Peter eustonov was a much better rec on tour He had fantastic stories Uh, kind of apples and oranges. That's a hard one. Um, I'll go for peter eustonov only because I got I saw His you know his story. He's a very good storyteller let me ask you this like I think for me and for anyone, you know Younger that would like to know like let's recommend a lot and a eustonov movie that we could charles london probably Uh, one of my favorite is the big clock the big okay peter eustonov he was in some light comedies and I can't remember them off the top of my head if I let me was he was he uh Was eustonov uh perot back in the day? I think he might have done one didn't he do one in the 70s. He wasn't really known as uh An actor When he did oh, no, no, I I know. Yes. Yes. No, no he the roman thing spartacus He was great in spartacus. That's a good one to rewatch and and uh, he was uh puerro and death on the nile I told you it was puerro. Yeah, you know what he was he was a good at i'm i completely take it all back There you go. I'm I'm now remembering more and more of the films that he was uh, yeah Yes, I am the hefe when it comes to uh, minetegio espanol, which is what uh, nomi was referring to So, oh, okay. What do you got? What do you got coming up? Uh, chato because we love your channel. Well, I took a day off today. Normally, I would have had a uh, I would have had an appalling news Tomorrow, hopefully I'll have some, um, you know, either a call me chato and appalling news I got so much stuff to to pick from because there's tons of appalling news out there. So if you haven't You know, those of you who are subscribed to call me chato check out appalling news spelt ap a u l i n g appalling get it news And uh, check out that channel where all the news is appalling all the time And big brown dad appreciates the feedback. Oh my gosh, very cool. You're very welcome No, we we listen we he he and when you know, I I know big brown. So, you know, he he He's very open to that which I think is going to make him Even more successful the fact that that he's open to uh, criticism Um, most stand-ups are contrary to what people have to say And real last but both of them were in spartakus lotten and we stood off Ah, it's been so long. They said that's been so long. Okay guys, we're doing a hard out. Um, really quickly Um, what's happening for me this week? You'll get the reviews. I'm gonna have got to go watch this indian movie Freakin tails and then I'm coming up in minutes. I'm on the film threat And the next time we can talk about one day at a time the cuban version Yes, that was yes. Yes. Yes. Let's let's book you for a maybe in another two or three weeks. Sure All right guys, be well everyone head on over to film threat. Much love everyone. Thanks everyone. Bye