 And I think the older you get, like, as a single guy, the more shit you buy, that single guy shit. Yeah. Like, I got an electronic couch that a woman's not coasting. I don't even know what that means. It's just like you plug it in, it's like it's a badass reclining couch. It's really cool. It's a couch? Yeah. Semi-length. Oh. Semi-length, it's killer. You're gonna love it. Yeah. All right. So again, a woman would have already shut this down. She would have shut it. Although, if they sit in it though, it is pretty cool. You know what? It's a good couch. Not for nothing? Yeah. And yeah, oh, I've got more of those fucking things than I can. You have a lot of gadgets. I have so many gadgets. I don't even, I forget that I have them. And then I'm like, oh yeah, I had that. I had that fucking suitcase that's got wheels and an engine. I made someone buy it for me. But like, I've got like the dumbest, like anything you've seen where you're like, that's stupid, I've already bought it. It's Sky Mall Single, they call it. It's Sky Mall Single, it's Sky Mall Bachelor. Yeah, so we're both aware of it, but at the same time, I know lots of guys that are married, their couch is acoustic, and I don't want that either. Yeah, and also you know people in bad marriages. The people that say marriage is always the answer. We see the people posting a million pictures of their wife. On Instagram. Terrified. They're not happy. I've been in those relationships where you have to post the pictures and it's like that wasn't at a good moment in the relationship. That's another one of those things where it's like I think I'm talking to myself now. It's like just gotta decide to be an asshole to a group of people. It's like I can either follow my own or I can follow yours. And if I follow yours and I don't like it, I'm gonna be fuming. I mean like culturally. I don't mean like a specific woman. Yeah, no, I also think like I get a thrill out of a challenge, you know? I mean, I think of it like if your life is this kinda, I don't wanna say exciting is not the right word even, I mean, but there's so much stimulation in what we do, right? I mean, the road, the writing, the shows. It's hard to come down. I want stability, but I also, there is a thrill to like meeting someone. Like that moment is almost more exciting than the relationship sometimes, you know? Yeah, and that someone would say it's a bit like that autism thing, it's like. Oh, it's cause you're, you just want sex and you wanna conquest and all that stuff. No, it's more about the connection than the sex. I used to have a joke about like I'm more into consent than the sex. Like I want to get like the yes and then I go home and I jack off and get eight hours of sleep. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. It's a flawless connection at that point. You don't know anything about them, but you think you know everything. The fantasy is great. Yeah, they're the dream person. Yes, finally. And then you get to know them and they start to be emotionally unavailable. And they say, can you not all the time? And it's not as good. But in that moment, you're like, this is the dream person. Yeah, it's a shame. We're romantics at the core. I've been in love in the last year. So she broke up with me. And said I was too emotionally available. Too emotionally available. Oh, you were too available. Yeah. What does that even mean? Which no one sees coming. I was just into it. She, we were both in love. Taxi, the taxi shows up. No, exactly. So it started where she was like, I just wanted to sleep with you. And I was like, okay. And then we both like after three days, we're like, oh, fuck, we're in love now. And I wasn't upset about it. She was moved. There's a lot of mitigating circumstances. It was long distance? No, I mean, Malibu. So yes, that's an L.A. joke so far. So I'm like, I'm not against it. I just think it's so rare to find a relationship that really lasts and is what I would like it to be. Yeah, and exactly. And there's so much pressure with marriage. Like it's till death. If you look at these relationships, what am I, Supreme Court Justice? But if you look at these relationships, it's like two, three years where you're like, those were a lot of really great times. And I try to be positive and look back. I'm like, there were problems. That's why we broke up. But like, damn, we had some great times. Well, yeah, that a male female connection, I would argue when it's working is the best thing on earth. I wouldn't have the same one when I know. Well, no, no, I'm saying that it's, I'm talking about any feeling on earth. Orgasm, killing. Yes. I don't like skydiving. I haven't skydived it. I don't know. Have you played the den in Chicago? It's a good room. I have. We have apparently, we have good crowds. I told you that. Yeah. It's like, we're good. Well, I think people know us from just jokes. Yes, exactly. That's what you want, right? Yeah. I would argue like, that's the best feeling in the world. I don't want to get a fucking shitty version of it. Because you've had the good version of it. Right. Because of some social pressure. I just don't, I'm like, I'm sorry guys. I've thought about it and I don't want to do it. And people judge you for it. Although, I don't like it. It's like someone forcing you to eat a shitty dessert. Yeah. And it's like, I've had the ice cream cone from McDonald's the day that thing worked. Yeah. But do you know what I mean? Like, that's my point of view. You want the best version of the thing. Yeah. Or I don't want it. Exactly. Because I'm good without it. I got so many remotes. And I got my peacock and I got my electric couch. Hey, did you like that? Did you like that? Yeah. Did you like it though? You want more? Don't want to work? Would rather watch videos of me grab acid with people. 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