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All right, cool enough of that last two MCs I'm introducing with a weekend MC on my right-hand side the current ball half of the current two or do tag champions She followed both the MCs on Twitter as well make sure you follow all the staff as well That was Marlon on the right-hand side and on the left-hand side Last appeared a blood in the water fire versus suits from Toronto, Canada make some fucking noise tricky Performance versus one of the staff's favorite don't block performances ever All right, cool. You're gonna first yeah. All right final battle main event trippy best Marlon. It's on Marlon Oh, I've only bloody gone and got Marlowe back in the solo, right How fantastic This Mom's away And drunk It's just dad And this is truly the most exciting of times remember tricky pee Thank you, don't stop this is quite a surprise His last good performance was about five years ago, so some of you might have been nine But nevertheless You'll never meet a more intense guy in your life Witnesses ill concentrate and widen his eyes. They do the tennis fan skank left side to the ride Because lately his career has been in a spiral decline It's years between his battles now the last five have been shy to get finally might be retiring time He just lacks the basic aspect to retire some pride for a member when he actually remember when he actually did the first ever Compliments battle and not shuffle team Marlowe. Yeah, neither do I Tricky's rap career is no longer showtime. It's curtains Battle raps moved on and let this low life deserted spends his night south thinking this hole might be flirting So she says to him Patrick what's your own liking person? He's been away a while so where's tricky been focusing all his energy running Squash did he join a tennis team? He's been saving the forest up in the northern evergreens planting seeds so they'll grow from the soil eventually Sounds boring, but he clearly made a store of memories didn't take into account one of the awesome frenzy me He put a group pick up on Facebook. There was Rory Kenny Steve Paul and Genevieve only real issue is that all of them are trees And he got core possessing weed sorry he got core possessing three sorts of redwood seeds You spend your nights camped out between a mossy log and a soggy rock You have a crown made out of ferns and call yourself the forest God No You spend your nights camped out between a mossy log and a soggy rock You have a crown made out of ferns and call yourself the forest God one half this room's thinking Why doesn't he get a proper job? The rest just want to be the ones who introduced him to all me? But I gotta rate this tricky guy because we're a proper maze within a night remember Patrick Those friendly antics will be hopped on Facebook killing time and found a common hate for clip-on mikes I've never had a more riveting conversation in my life It was just after his cheddar cheese battle. He was like fucking up the acoustics against cheddar were poor I just have this image of two sound engineers laughing in the back like what prick fuck around with the treble some more So if he seems nervous today like he wants to head for the door He's only shaky because of the sound like a festival floor and look I'm not trying to tempt fate. I just hope this was a good enough microphone test mate Soon as this venue confirmed he called her and fucking hired a jet plane like we need time to check the acoustics I'll fly it on Wednesday See I'm about to come through and smash it up in leads and ruin your week You might not think I'll succeed you'll say I can't do shit if I'm not with shuffle tea But I've got two of you in my shirt couple tricks up my sleeve Let's go Kind of creepy and weird But I guess as long as both of us are being sincere. You don't look so good, man. You're dying. What happened? That London rent climbing you find you just famished was the last thing you did eat a Dallas Buyer's club sandwich Some people care about you, bro. They're worried you're fading quick, but you know what we're gonna do We're gonna make a difference. We're gonna get up straight now. Here I'm not a consign. Let's get that powder out of his nose We're gonna get his girl to start baking with it Hello work for unanimous. I Sure am a fan of his But ever since he lost it, can I get a turn to be champion? No, I'm moving along Who you ever seen the trailers for that new movie Mordecai? Oh, here's an idea Imagine that sort of guy decides to become a rapper. He trades his teacup for a mic and wait. This isn't funny at all It's actually just really corny, right? Marlowe It's watching your battles. It's like taking self-portraits. There is some small part of me that enjoys it and I hate myself for it I'm not kidding your style one of the shittiest things to ever even exist fucking book of Leviticus Here's how you write right well What can I get him with I've got I will make fun of the middle is insignificant thing and say it like it's something insidious Well, wouldn't it be positively lovely to trick him with a long-winded story right me top of the chicken tell everyone to make them think that I'm gonna be hitting and they go what are you kidding kids me cheat on my girlfriend, but that's ridiculous Yes, and then I'll say something sarcastic shut up you idiot for anything you've done that takes a smudge in a weirdiness I am being an insufferable hypocrites. That's all stuff. I used to do. Hey, what a fucking go it's it is See you like my nice guy approach Well, I'm guessing that that floral scent that's emanating from you is from you resting on my laurels Hey shuffle. Let's do a shuffle see exactly what he born. I would see my friend Marlowe's gun and jacked all of my Morals whoa, that has got to be fate. I'm like totally sure this is crazy. You're the one Tom Riddle change his name in a Voldemort Whenever's making you transform something evil. He's not healthy. He's Polish girlfriend's like I feel like I can't help him Yeah, okay, check to see that glad you wear the hat I didn't want to make fun of you for being bald that I'll make the ladies understand Just what a shitty deal it is. No, you would hate to be a man Stretch just picture this imagine you really fit perfect ass in the biggest tits the one day you wake up And they're just saying an hideous move shit that is actually what happens now, isn't it? Okay, let one more try let me put it this way girls think I'm a cutie I got booty these days If I was bald I would literally look like Louie CK On every date his girl tells him you need to you change your name to Bruce Wayne because he stayed pussy with And you should see the dude, okay Yeah Y'all know my favorite thing to do in the UK More Harry Potter bars. I'm a narcissist. He can't look like you've gone moaning a lot of muddle in the bathroom, son That's a parcel tongue I don't care what a feminist your little heroin says she is she still ain't ever able to resist getting a dick from it Shit, I'd have that girl to place her money getting turned up worse and widely turd twerk then turn to read my shirt like fuck witches Now listen here sony Thinking the first guy to make your bars bad on purpose back before you'd even thought of crafting a verse I was in London getting love in front of bag no one worthless calling myself a diarrhea breathing dragon. Let's just scratch in the surface Do you want a bad bar battle? It's your bad bar battle. You're looking a little cheap. It's just a bad bar Because I'll throw bad bars at you so fast. You'll think I whipped it out and bad bar smacked you Elephant penis get your bitch from across the room. No telekinesis Can you tell I'm a genius? Well, I am you're just a nerd in fact to be fucking sure as I rap in another world less. It's relevant to my thesis Here's something I will say you and shuffle a real game You don't even know much blood that they spill buckets. No fucking that don't cut it It's not you can fill the stage. So when I say these two men straight trust me you're still gay My main motivation flew here to give this kid the business. No play corporation TKO briefcase clothes and straight home. It's waiting. So make no mistake bitch. This ain't no vacation All of a sudden You announced that you were changing your name Like tricky pee, please I'm not actually that mug My name is trick Stevens now. Oh, yeah Glad to see that stuck Against cheddar the stuff you wrote at the end was a fucking joke. He was like, there's no more tricky pee He's left to another home. So y'all can call me tricks Stevens. My record is one and oh Yeah, um Doesn't change if you randomly set up another name You should you should put that rule out there. I hope FIFA indoors Imagine that in next year's euros when our teams getting slaughtered It's half time and hearts crying cuz he's letting four so Roy picks up the phone and gives the lead refer call like yeah We've actually changed our name to the three-headed dwarf Reset the school Evens is so gay it hurts tricky pee was bad enough. You have to go make it worse And why did you change your name in a battle? I was like, what is the meaning of this? Because discover it's actually a slogan. He's repeating the bit gets to the end of his third today And he can't even resist like I've changed it again. Can't be Stevie McTrix You're right one thing though the old tricky was dead you brought back the guy we hadn't missed I mean he's still battled with a swag that mimicked an asthma fear but your angles shit You played it like the rabbit in the hat vanishing then coming back to this But if you can't pledge to turn up with a prestigious performance, it just means you've lost the magic trick And stop claiming you make it look effortless when your style is on some jagged shit You're just poking some fun in jest. Yeah, but loads of the stuff you've crept It's like for over a month you've stressed yourself out when you've been planning it now I realized this is coming from me So you could say, well that is rich because Marlowe looks like he needs crack to sniff just to stand and spit But you look like you're trying to have a shit and need a laxative Relax a bit. It's bantering. You'll lose your head trying to have the kid like Anne Boleyn Gotta put it in Canadian slang for him. I'm the funniest friend Chandler Bing One of only two motherfuckers in battling that can get away with clashing with a can of drink and a stick and you You're the kind of guy that in 2015 has the rap name trick This is my yo has the rap name trick, but yo, of course we all know It ain't a tricky bar unless you stick to a beat and keep your spitting in key Just like you're singing with E. I bet when people fuck up a rhythm It makes you sick to your teeth and so I might just start this last line with intention to drag it out Loads completely ruined the meat It ain't a tricky bar unless you stick to a beat and keep your spitting in key Just like you're singing with E. I bet when people fuck up a rhythm makes you sick to your teeth And so I might just start this last bar with intention to drag it out Loads completely ruined the meter a knife and fucking rhyme it Bring it up dumb shit. I did forever ago Clearly your favorite tactic, dude. You know, it's funny all my ex-girlfriends amazing at it, too All right, I think it is high time that I address the flyer you use my old name at this time. I'll let it fly You guys can call me tricky Pete, that's fine I'm still a different breed giant to these little creatures dying to survive But it's survival of the fittest piece these lines that I'd be spitting please are tighter than a sister's weed But you don't even know what that is. They don't know what that is. You can get it all you got it Okay, so what he did I still know that you dig my cool new name. Yeah trick Stevens. It's got that porn star rings Step from Dick Siemens one step from brick heathen shit leaving thick he man I thought you'd understand it damn it man. We're the same bolt Just trying to bring glory to our family names So this little trader dropped the last two letters off his last name to fit in with the rat dudes better What didn't you know Marlowe just looks harder when it ends with a no It's old man sure ain't letting it go. He's like that old what was wrong with Marlowe ending W than E I mean, I thought that we were on the same team. That's right. Marlowe's dad is terrible wordplay too Like father like son, it's had a bird brain still but my dad shit wordplay guru He was dropping slower downs in my first birthday dude He was like honey I'm about to make these kids turn up and now without I bake because when I sing really sweet Well, I'm not talking about the cake Want to see some magic watch here close with that part of your face go hmm. God sure knows Got your nose Twain a good son. He wished his mom happy birthday. Well, he was taking a dump You know that it really takes to make her feel love Penis that was happy to share she hadn't had in the years was clear your dad didn't care But son, I got your mama laid like Paddington bear Fans want to hear something that I wasn't supposed to rap out You know how shuffles flying solo at the blackout Marlowe's going to it's another fucking two on two Hey, Wolfie do it gives a crap. Yo, here's the bag. I let the cat out But you couldn't let your homie get some shine of his own Terrified to fly over there rise to the throne become the king of the vaginas while you're crying at home I'm tired of both of them. This guy's a muck shuffle shuffle tea up He's providing a fluff any girl saying they're They look like Topher Grace and Shia LaBeouf Couple of hack over actress he's Macbeth I guess you're handling and where'd you get your mannerisms in your swagger Kenneth Branagh because your voice keeps on hitting this comically high pitch like it's been all of your life But your bulls in a vice grid This is how you go latest battle. You thought it was quite rich the way you swapped your old bars quality line shit quality line shit But you still got out shine Yo, you should call it a night bitch That didn't come out exactly how I want You can act like it don't matter, but I know that hurts my dude. It's a fact sir, but I'm a better actor than you Double trouble boiling bubble once we're born two brothers royal one with godly gifts of that the other night That's sort of foil for the other to shine off So when one's called in the flat cross the other see cross to see the other's frappe with jealous thoughts He stops storms and broils Then he insists he comes along Of course he toiled far too hard to let his partner just run off and whore the spoils But this oracleic prophecy is not to be ignored. He was foretold to warn you boy You told me to let you over confidence destroy you It's one more shot the bump is fine once you bomb on foreign soil You watch shuffle shuffle off and shuffle off is mortal coil Yeah, shit Yeah, I got more that you were starting to me You're not smarter than me Couldn't be smarter than me with a fucking Harvard degree and not already doctor rich your father bought you from the arts department It leads you ain't my dog Marlowe quit barking at me You ain't a log Marlowe quit barking at me Y'all made the stupid style you could say it's juvenile But without a lot wonder where shuffling Marlowe would be probably shopping their sloppy comedy to a marketing team like well We write one sketch for you and how should we mark the release? It's hard to believe It's hard artists to think they could keep a margin to the margins of the garden of either not even acknowledge In the knowledge that they guarded from me like what I wasn't gonna recognize the market of beasts Your real name's Adam, right? Then I'm starting with Eve so easy to harness you're in the darkness Target your weakness turn your flies through a collage for everybody You'll see when he's split apart and it seems you're gonna feel like Adam ripping out a rip because after this I'll have him live him with his little bitch ass hard on his sleeve That's the sound of the karma police It's not you rocking in yours. It's not hard to see if you ain't got it from me. You got it from Carter Deems You've been out the battle rap loop for so long now He didn't even know your place He thinks alki david's a bloke called dav who it's hard to be around in a social way He's so jealous of other battlers now. No more names. Just control your hate because that's charon for may Because patrick patrick now there's no body as awkward as you your last battle your mic was destroyed It's true. But when you put in a performance as awful and truly disappointing as you did, that's a boring excuse I'd say eat shit and go on gorge on some poo, but you're right at one point again soothed you said that you breathe diarrhea So apparently you already do And for the record, I am way better compliments than you Shit, you couldn't compliment a snack with a condiment to add So we would never have a compliments match you stupid bastard because I'm in classics like judy garland's beauty parlor If i'm an actor when i'm battling and rap like i was doing drama, then you're not one-eyed supporting character like future rama Because you because you used to be the boss patrick stevens and i'm a fella than nick leenan To treat your cabin fever and now they're finding cancer treatments at an even more rapid frequency That patrick stevens has been seen clashing people since that chris lees thing and I have a feeling as a recent You've had to speed to catch up the reading So when this match was teasing you suddenly followed everyone in the battle scene like adam deacon Yo patty You wanted to keep the job you liked and thought you would blow over the couple sets But staying locked on the scene insults your pride because you're getting slow when your stuff is stretched Your content is weak. Nobody's hyped. You perform and then hoped with a fucking best Your battle careers like my hair The longer you keep it on the side the more it'll show you've got nothing left Famous from battling and you didn't isn't hard trick It isn't because you didn't stick with it when he grasped it. It's because you're shitter and you can't flip Remember remember tricky when he started you were the pinnacle of our kid White and nerdy rapping with a gift to get him laughing the funny kid at school kept the lyrics that he drafted hidden in the Amp you always did a little fart within the middle of our classes the popular guy Guess that image never lasted and that's fine except now you can't seem to finish what you started You rip your shelf life label off and swibbled it with dark ink Indicative really of the idiot you are trick. I washed up magician persisting with a card trick and look I realized You've been being dealt the shittiest of cards trick lately And so maybe you're back because you listen to your heart tick I'm thinking it's catharsis on the other hand I'm thinking there's a part in a little bit of our trick that thinks he'll make a comeback Considered as a star pick but you should listen to your head Kept the distance from the shark pick because you aren't fit to come back and think it's still a large fish But you'll always be remembered for that one clip from which you are big So after this i'll make sure your obituary starts with this was the guy who got four million and a half hits As that charlie bit my finger-looking ginger motherfucker that's standing at the front during blizzard versus mark grist And one more fit it's a p How tricky could it really be? You draw a vertical line and you flip a mini mirrored sea it isn't even swiggily tricky, please You need to brush the fuck up on your calligraphy Blue year's on tinder I'll admit that i'm an addict The way he met his girl that story's fit to be a classic the epitome of magic It was on one of those herpes dating sites and marlo didn't even have it always any romantic Fuck really nothing at all See he's a rich white boy. He's got with the pollack and there's this girl. Oh, that's perfect He got with a pollack, but when she's telling me trick. I love the foolish sausage Don't perturbed the mane and laying my turn for cooking. It's her turn for cleaning Yes, I just said she had herpes. Yes. I said she blowed my dick. So yes, we all have herpes now I guess that's what i'm going with All right, I think it's time. I stopped a ride in this chicken all honesty She's probably a nice little bitch, but back to you Got a bone. I've been dying a peck When your battle did you said I like what you spit, but everyone else seems to describe you as shit And I'm just having a really hard time fitting in. Yeah, those rhymes would be sick The line had been his too bad it completely stole it from a classic tv show Just take it back to season four episodes or so 10 14 minutes five seconds in that's where you'll find them my friends But to show you that's right. I just said it was friends You know you want to keep on taking jokes from my favorite show You might just break down your door. There ain't gonna be no one there for you when this rain starts to pour Show it trippy on e If you think pee won't move trays because it fee be from wet me. It'll be a buffet If you're lady one more that 50 shades of gray You'll let the pain in my old brain. I'll let you bit Channel yourself if you can't make her go Oh There you go a man lost to the trickster you gotta admit that was some raw shit my nicker I feel tricked scared of word playing not even a little bit. I go from zero to a hundred bullets real quick killed it You want that hip hop head? You know some club tracks the best. You know how I know Give his punk ass a test. They said hey marlo. What do you think a funk master flex? He said a funk master flex She's the rowing machine, man. I don't ever walk out with this He said he's not a machine. He's a rapper Legend of the game from now on marlo. You remember his name Thought I'd give him another shot. I said what about master ace? He said the master race Well, but really obviously even when I'm talking about rappers, man Understand why you don't make music You don't have to make excuses just imagine him and shuffle trying to do trap, but it'd just be stupid. They'd be like Hey, I hate to bust your bubble, but we only want to fuck it for the snuggles Hey, I hate to bust your bubble, but we only want to fuck it for the cuddles Give her love someone so much that when you touch you just Caught in the midst of the bliss and feel time stop as you get lost in the kiss Your two bodies exist as one forever locked at the lips the moment I just described you are softer than it You should do what I did Work in the woods become a man fucking toughen up your hands give your lungs another chance get a voice like mine But you wouldn't understand it's a cut above. You're looking funny cookie cut a jam Don't push my buttons fan. I will fooze row die you right into the fucking stands Do I go and talk like that all deep right it's sweet makes you seem kind of weak if you see my physique I've been going to the gym like three times a week It's trick Stevens, baby. You don't know this man check the shoulder span Imposing figure figure how much bigger did I grow but you can figure out the figure when I throw this hand That's the flow they've been asking for Wait, let me speed it up faster though. It's whatever you've been doing. They ain't rapping. Yo, I know the rapper No, but I'm a not to though senior actor. No, you know the cat Yo, it's a map of kind of hate come back approach because I have to show It's new jack the ropes that'll be this fucking chest to be an alpha wolf I'm feeling tricky now Okay, let me kill it now I'm gonna rip it down say the new style. It's my old style. You can say I'm saving it for a long while Going wild because you can't catch a thrill sit that a little flavor in your daddy max skills Well, what you feel a vanilla in no March at the upper hand with your bro dealing cards So still in charge flow he'll a boss flow till you float a little barge like king kong in the bottom of the If I stay for rig a motor smell I go real hard Go mindset the mode last round spads out that old lock and load this third is raining like a hurricane No predicted all you want, but it don't stop the flow Oh Y'all saw the how the snow was falling down in the city. I guess the flow so cold. I rock Canada with me Yeah, something like that You bun weeds a cold play and you cry to brian adams I'm in challenge