 I'll be hot. That's been really good. Do you want to start by kidding me? Okay, yeah, sure. You don't even look. You just snap your fingers. Or it could happen to be your character coming in with the glasses. You just have to have them. And then he sits down so he cuts out the middle man of having the weight and shit. I don't work here, Doctor. Wait, who are you? No, hang on. But I'm the Doctor. Detective Duggan. Close. That's the one. Anything you want to add or subtract or anything you like from that tape do you want to keep in? Uh, what most of it to be fair. What are you doing? Not much. What? That's always good, isn't it? I think it has something to do with this alien. You do, do you? Why? I have absolutely no idea. Well, that's that conversation over there. It's me, Detective Duggan, talking to Thomas Baker. Hello. Review coming soon. With a review of Death Boy. Yes, I do. Seems to be painting your picture. That's all. Oh, hello. Doctor Steals a Clara Lisa. I just realised I should have the mic bought over here when you need over like that. Oh, dear. Chop it into little dices and put it into a cooking bag. It would always just... Like that. Alien, you say? I do. You mean like... Wait, I totally look to the camera. He's done. He's done. Pass it over. I had that idea myself. Well done, you point out the obvious. Do you, Duggan? I hear there's a plot to steal the mode of fucking. The mode of Lisa? Sucker my piece, sir. Woo! Duggan, we're in for a treat. Like, maybe literally just as you put it in your pocket, you go... Oh, that's very cool. Like, you should do something. All back out. Come back in cult. Starting now. The microphone on the way down. This is when I zoom in the focus guide. Garenski? It's all you. No pressure. That is fucking hilarious. That's so much hard words. Fuck it. Whenever you're ready. Actually, do you want to get thrown in again? Yeah. I'll stay here and you just stop. I would call it the city of death. Okay, instead of pulling it off, why don't you just pull it up? I look fucking sick. All right, let me get behind you. Not in shot. Just to run away from the camera. Run away that way? Whenever you're ready. Whenever you're ready, just start looking around. I feel that's the sort of thing I should be saying to you. I feel that's the sort of thing I should be saying to you. I feel that's the sort of thing I should be saying to you. Doctor! Just visiting my friend Leonardo, you haven't seen him. He's a small fellow, like a turtle, but a ninja. No! I know many turtles, but not him. Although I might have touched his willy. Anyway, so... Me too. I've got torture weapons. Oh dear. I've been to a city like that. I want to know how you travel in time. Who says I travel in time? This is better than your story! No it's not! It is! Go from the first reveal though. Yeah, yeah. Shall I just walk in and just start again? Yeah, yeah, let's start again. How did you get here? Get here when I use my little leggies! I don't believe you! What's this? I don't know. Actually... What? It's one of yours though. Thank you! It is one of the good ones, isn't it? Oh shit! It is not cock! It is, at the very least, really. It's really shit! It's really? Now I can see who you are. View in the future. I am him and he is me. I am one with force and force is me. Oh, you would say that. Yes. We'll not! It's not cock! This is Bododash! This is a sort of... We can stop there because now it's just a picture of we do. Oh, really? So we'll go from this and Bododash. Then what is this? That was here when I got here. I don't know, it's modern art, perhaps. It is quite nice, isn't it? The paintwork is rather flimsy. Watch it. Yes, I agree. So you know what it is, do you? Well, it says police, so it must be their responsibility then to stick... Boop! You've got a big nose, not that I can talk. Power of Crowley, shit! Oh, that's not... Did you just think that was the same? What is your name at the very least? I am Scarof. The saviour of the General. That sounds... Oh, hello. You all right? Scarof! The sentries that defied us! Oh, no! The sentries that defied us! I usually reserve this world for another friend of mine, but I feel comfortable in saying. Finish this. Yeah, of course we can finish this. Fixed Jagaroff! He's going to kill himself! Of course I'm right, I'm hardly left, am I? But he's an alien, and he's a bad boy. And like me, he was a good boy. Can I mention a continuity error to you, doctor? My gun is right by your side. It wasn't shot, but I'd like to have my own gun. Bang bang into the room, bang bang all over you. That blasted machine we were locked up with earlier. A blasted machine? You're just repeating what I say now. I don't know what's going on, James. Yes, I don't know why I try. Shall we go and fuck him? Sing the song. Let's sing the song. Let's do that again, the whole thing again. Fuck me! Sorry, I like to do things. I like trains. Doctor! Doctor! Welcome to my humble abode! I need more water. For fuck's sake, you're going to be pissing out your arse. Ready? Obviously, I had a girlfriend, doctor, but obviously, because I'm a natter, I saw her in the fucking head. It's sca- We like to drink with Dagan, because Dagan is our mate. And oh my god, you're such a bitch! Fucking down it in eight! So we need to run in ideally. Into shot, so from there? Yeah! But that's the worst one. But that's the worst one! This is how I filmed Doctor Who Road. Really? It's not just worth like, outlining that, generally speaking, then we can just improve it. Roughly speaking. I think it'd be easier this way. We can improvise as we go. I don't think I deserve this. Suck to suck! That needs to be... I think that does work. As soon as you mention the shit, you're fucked up! Neither, neither. I'm a big gay. You scold me, because it's longer than two minutes. It's been longer than two minutes! It's been longer than two minutes? Yes! How long has it been? Has it been two-fours? Are you some kind of imbecile? No! Just a second, so I didn't make it there. Karlanski! Oh fuck! Oh, we both are so tired. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Victory of the Daleks! We need to do another test. Are you saying bigger than an eight? Oh, it was so good though. Maybe we can pray a cheat out. Yeah. Don't forget to subscribe to the official Jack Reeves YouTube channel.