 So what are we doing today, babe? So I'm thinking of a pretty big change. Like a big change, but not too big of a change. Like I don't want to change my color too much. I don't want my hair to get too short. They'll know it's a change, but it'll still kind of be me, you know? Basically thinking this. So I just looked into the computer and you're actually only booked for a partial highlight and no haircut. Yeah, okay. So what we're trying to do is gonna take way longer than that and you probably can't do it all Monday. Do you want to go platinum and cut it into a bob? Yeah, but Kim did it all in one day. No, she didn't. Yeah, she did. I saw her post about it. It took her like a week, sweetie. How do you know? I think I can change my schedule up to like accommodate you today. How long do you have? I have three hours right now. Sorry, three hours? Yeah. Great. Yeah, isn't that fine. Okay, we'll see what we can work with today. We'll do a full foil and get you a little bit blonder than you are now. Does that sound good? But I want like ashy. Like when you say blonde, I don't want like orange or yellow or red or any of that to come through. Like I want like ashy. Like no, no yellow at all. Pure white. Yeah, like I want ashy today. In three hours. Yeah. Like I'm expecting to be ashy by tomorrow. All right, let's cut the first piece. Are you sure? Is that too short? I think it'd be perfect. The ash, like the ash in this picture, ashy. Oh my God, stop, stop. What? I definitely want to do this change, but I'm like, I'm like scared. Do you think it's gonna look good? I just feel like it's really short right now. Oh my God, can you put it back? I don't know if I want this haircut anymore. Like I was just... Well, we already cut it though. Exactly like him. Just the hair, right? No, I mean like whatever you do to my hair, it has to make me look like him in this picture. Oh my God, stop. Oh my God, it's so short. You just like make that work. Well, have you ever colored your hair before? Um yeah, my friend boxed it for me a while ago. Am I breathing right now? I think it's gonna be perfect. What are you sure it's gonna look good? Yeah, no, I think it looks so cute already. Sorry, a couple months or a couple years. I honestly don't remember. I mean, like does that matter? Keep your head like this please. I am. Keep your head like this please. I am, that's what I'm doing. You know, I kind of like it now. Sorry, what did you say? Why does it matter if I dyed it before? So yeah, it'll be like this length. Okay, but can you make it a little longer? So you don't want it to look like the picture you showed me? It's not that short. I'm just like freaking out because remember how I said I wanted a big change but not like too big of a change? Like me but not me, Kim but Melissa. Is this it? Is this how it's gonna look? Yeah. But like everywhere? But blonde, think blonde. But ashy, right? Ashy blonde. So how far up did she go with the box dye? Is it like right here? And did she do the full head? Uh, no, she did just the tip. Oh, like just down here. Wait, you're gonna keep cutting. Like that same hair. Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on. No, no, no. Okay, sorry, sorry. I think I'm good again. I'm fine. It's okay, keep going. I don't want like short hair. I think it'll look so good. But like is it gonna be short though? Like to here. I don't know, is that gonna look good on me? Can you just? What are you doing? Oh yeah, but there's just like, there's just like a hair in my face right now. Can you just, can you keep it like this? No, I do, but I want it to be longer and I want it to look like Kim. Can you keep your eyes open? I know, but I'm just getting like hair in my face and it's itchy right now. Here, I'll just do it. So can you do this or can you not do this? I can do it? Wait, why can't you promise me Ashy? I don't want to come out of here looking like a fucking Pikachu. This is really loud. Wait, no, no, no. I don't know, I'm having second thoughts about the whole thing. Like do you think this is even gonna be fine? Can I get all of my Kim? But I want to look exactly like this. Same face, too. Yeah, I think hair can do a lot. Do you know that some people can be allergic to foil? Can I have some water? But you like the length now? I think that's what I've calmed down a little bit. I think it looks okay. Let me keep cutting. Oh my God. Have you seen this meme? Okay, we'll just look at it really quick. Oh my God, what are you doing? Can you just? Guess what mistake I made last night? Guess who? Can you just? You're really gonna rip my hair out. I'm not in the good way. I need you to stop moving for two seconds. You're moving my head. You keep saying so. Why? I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I just need your head like this, like this. Why do people even come here? I'm writing a bad yell for you. I don't know, I guess it was fine because he ordered his tacos after, but then I got really gassy. So he wanted to do like a second round and like I had to lie and say which is because I like, you know, felt emotionally vulnerable or whatever. But it was really because I was like farting like crazy and eating tacos. I don't want like ash ketchup at you. I want like Cuban guys putting out a cigar in my head ashy. Oh, also what's your Wi-Fi? Stars and... Wait, wait, wait. I'm not, I'm not there yet. Oh my God, this is like itching. Is that supposed to itch? It's actually not even on your scalp. I'm doing foil. Is this like a yellow kind of itch or an ash kind of itch? Because you're tea? Okay, but am I gonna look like him? She don't look like me. And the thing is like I went to the bathroom because I had to like let out like all these farts and I kept having to go like every three seconds and he kept being like something wrong and I was just like, no, sorry. I was just crying and I didn't want you to see. Cause that's like better than farting, right? Yeah. Yeah, I know. This is like a little bad for my posture. Can you just like right there? Right here, right there. I feel like you're being really aggressive right now. No, I'm actually not. Anyway, yeah, he still doesn't text me back. I don't get why though. Like why would you buy someone tacos and not text them back? Can you believe that? That he doesn't text me back? Oh my God, it's like really itchy. Can you just like scratch it a little bit? I, there's actually no color back here yet, so. Okay, but it's real. Like I don't know why it's itching. Are you sure you didn't like accidentally spill some of the ashy gel? Well, it's hair color, not gel. Okay, but is it the ashy hair color gel? I mean, you wouldn't want this. Okay, don't, don't move me in the chair though and then blame it on me again. Oh my God, this is cute, I'm sure of it. It's super cute. I can't believe we got you this blonde today. You're gonna be so obsessed with it. Like, are you joking? Oh my God, I'm so hungry. Do you have any snacks? All right, well we're gonna let that process for 45 minutes. 45 minutes? Yeah. At least how many Netflix or something? You look amazing, you look phenomenal. Hi Juan, how are you? Okay, bye. Okay, so I have to do it in like 30 minutes and it's gonna be done soon. And also can I have that tea? Wait, sorry, you two go in 30 minutes? Yeah, we said that we were gonna do this in three hours and it's already been like 30 minutes. It's been an hour, it's been an hour. I hate people with post-relationships that this is on Facebook. It's like one, your boyfriend is ugly and two, I'm like really single. You're moving, you're moving my head. I'm saying perfectly- I really don't want to mess up your hair. But like you're moving my head, I'm not doing anything. This cut, this bob, so cute. Are you ready to see it? Yeah, I'm ready. Are you ready to see it? Yeah, I'm excited. I don't want any orange or yellow. Like I want it ashy. I can't promise you though, you have dark hair and you're trying to go platinum blonde. But you're scaring me. Okay. Look how pretty. What's wrong? What, it's yellow? Yeah, I asked for ashy. It's actually even a little orange. Like, I'm feeling a little Donald Trump right now and I was going more for Kim. Oh, thanks. What kind is this? Is it organic? I'm sorry, orange? Yeah, it just looks really, I don't know, it looks really yellow and orange. It's not ashy, like I asked you for. Right, is that okay? Did it just like come like this? Yeah, yeah. I mean, can you do it again tomorrow? I feel like for one day, we got you really light. Yeah, but I was just hoping it would be lighter because Kim got it that light and her hair is darker than mine. Can I speak to your manager? I'm just not happy with this. I put a lot of time into being here and this is just not what I was expecting. You know, it's actually kind of growing on me. Like, I like this new look. So how much is this gonna be? So with the virginail process, the haircut and the blow-dry, it's gonna be around $600. $600? I know, it's a good price, right? No, I mean, I was expecting to be way cheaper. Also, I forgot cash to tip on credit. I can't get cash because I lost my debit card. Do you think I can come back tomorrow and tip you? I mean, I can just borrow cash from my friends or something. I mean, are you sure this looks good? It looks so good. Okay, I know I look like Kim a little bit. Or a lot. You look exactly like Kim. You look better. Yeah. Okay, are we gonna be here tomorrow or? It looks good, right? Yeah, I mean, like, I think I can get used to the yellow. Maybe that'll just be my new thing. Where do you see the yellow exactly? I mean, just like all over. Like, especially where, like, the light's hitting it. It's like... Cheaper. Yeah, like 50. I can get the box die at Walgreens for like 20 bucks. Like, I was literally just paying to have someone else do it for me. It's like orange in the shade and then when the light hits it, it's yellow. I mean, is there a way to make it kind of longer now? It's like a popsicle or like a push pop or something, but I don't know. A push pop. Does she look kind of like me? Yeah. Like, should we bring her here and then have you do her hair like this so she looks like me? Totally. Yeah. I mean, like 500, that's like two months of burritos a block. All right, baby, you look stunning. I'm so obsessed. I'm glad you love it now. You look so cute. Look at you. Look at your little face in this blonde hair. You're so cute. Anyway, I'm obsessed. Thank you so much. I will see you in a month for a touch-up and I'll tip you tomorrow. Okay, bye. All right, bye. What are you doing tonight? Why can't I say that? All right. What else? Box die. I don't want like share a blossom from Riverdale hair. Like I, like I don't want that unless that would make cold brows look like me. What, do you like the length? Hey, go home. She just said just the tips. Just the tips. Just the tip. I feel like I'm good at acting like a fool. Cause I am. Okay. All right, you ready? Let's do this. All right. I think I'm actually a reptile. I was a reptile in my last life. So I can't normally feel my pulse or my breath or my feelings. Colissus. You're gonna like the Asian cam. Okay, but I kind of want to look like they are a median cam. That's what she is, right? Actually, why don't we get Kim here? Cut her hair so that she doesn't look more like me. Do you want to fucking tip me? Do you want to fucking tip me? Do you want to see this picture of the time that I spilled my grandfather's ashes on the kitchen table? I can't even get him to spoil it. All right, next. Nice scene.