 When you think about Marek vs Yugi, you probably forget that Marek dueled Yugi, possessing somebody else known as Strings. This was our first introduction to Slyther the Sky Dragon in the anime. You gotta draw controversy. When you think of the Egyptian God cards and think of the best one out of the three, you most likely think of Slyther the Sky Dragon. See, that's just a lie. Nope, nope, I don't think that though, I think of Ween Dragon a raw dog. But as cool as Slyther the Sky Dragon might look, he was actually defeated by the Pharaoh. But will that happen in this duel where I'm playing the same deck that Strings was playing from? I think not, I'm not decking it. I don't know, will we see it in Masterful? I don't think so, but you know, maybe. How funny would it be if you actually forced me to deck out? If we actually canonically got it, I'd be like, it's confirmed, you know, it's real. Actually, the only way I think that happened is I would have to use this ban card called Card of Safe Return, which would be great, but it's banned. And for some reason we can't play with ban cards when we're just playing with friends. Konami, why not? Konami, say why? Hmm, indeed. It looks like I'm going first. Your mind's been taken control of, fight back. Fight back, little pussy. Sorry, Pharaoh, I'll be playing a card face down and another card face down and end my turn. That's a weird thing to say sorry for, you evil scum. You bitch. You, you c**t. You know what, I'm also gonna start by setting one face down and then I'll also act, no, you know what, they really do because I'm taking those last two cards from you. Hand destruction. I'm doing what now? I'm taking your two cards away, you m*****. One of these was very useful. Too damn bad. I'll get rid of this one and I'll get rid of, I ain't gonna lie, I'm probably gonna get rid of this one. Who needs them? All right, well, I guess I gotta get rid of that. Nightmare is still good. Try to buy some time. Excellent, excellent, excellent. I can't believe you would get rid of your best friend's favorite card, Red-Eyes Black Dragon, you scumbag. Joey's heart will live on in my deck. His card, however, is trash. Even if it has to be through my grave, even if it has to be through my graveyard. Oh my god. What is this card you threw to the graveyard, by the way? What is this card? I don't even know why it's in the deck, but it's in the deck. Bro, this is a, by the way, everybody, Legacy of Duelist. This is a Legacy of Duelist deck. Yeah, we took these decks from Legacy of Duelist. So this is from that game as close as we could get. You activated my Trap Card, Jar of Greed. Except we added the Jar of Greeds. There was much better drawing card. I'll attack with Worm Drake. I don't think your evil's getting over my giant soldier of stone. Look at him, he's got 2k defense. Wow, Pharaoh, you're dueling really well. Thanks, man. You know what, I gotta play this the strings way. What's the strings way? Why be aggressive when I could just be patient and collect a billion cards in my hand? That's the way. You want a billion cards in your hand? Defense. It's gonna be a long duel, baby. I'll end my turn. I hate it. It is gonna be a long duel, but who will deck out first, is the question. Ain't no deck out, Brombo. God's power is an infinite. It's limited by the amount of cards you have in your hand. Also, I don't know where you run it for real, because you've got to get your way back here. By tributing one monster, I can bring out performance, who allows me to get Gazelle to my hand. Yes, sir. It's gotta be the most comedic thing to tribute a monster to summon something 1400 at that. Shut up, he's trying his best. Garbage, bro. Yeah, well, what you got face down on? Wow. He's just Clayman for real. Dude, bro, this was way before Clayman. I know this. Hey, what's back? Hey, what's back? Hey, what's back? Clayman. Clayman, bro. What are you laughing at? I'll play my Revival Jam. What is it? What are you up to? Revival Jam said, uh? What are you up to here, dude? Nothing. Just gonna be trash. That's all. No, you're bloody not, man. You're bloody count. And I'll attack your bergamot. God damn it. Bitch. Then I'll end my turn. Are you trying to slump in Slyther? I won't let you. I ain't gonna let you do it. I ain't gonna let you do it. I'm doing it right now. You're giggling about for me. I'm trying to, I'm trying to crack this little nut we've got here, ain't I? Oh, no, he's gonna summon Gazelle, King of Mystical Bees. What am I gonna do? I won't, actually. I need a monster with high enough defense to not get run over. Oh, look, I'm scared. I'm not scared. I'm playing absolutely petrified. What are you laughing at? Even if you do have the God in your hand, I'll snipe him. Yeah, you thought. Oh, shit. Did I not get the God? Did life force sword miss? Did you actually draw Slyther? Slyther hitting the field this- Hey, do it right now. I tribute all three of my monsters to call for Slyther the Sky. Damn it. I could have just sniked his little dumbass. Oh, could it be? My deck is calling upon me to make the right choice. Oh, wait. No, I'll fucking die. What the hell? I forgot about Slyther's effects. Go ahead and make the choice, brother. Ooh, I don't know if I can, actually. Yeah, I won't. What's wrong, you eight? Scared in front of a God? Yes, I'll tribute my two pathetic monsters to set my ultimate monster. Are you an idiot? No, I'm setting him. You're freaking Giant Soldier of Stone at 1,300 attack. I have 1,000, you dunce. Yeah, but okay, you're right. I should have swung. I forgot about the swinger, guys. Now I'm just going to get stronger and stronger. And I can't wait till that Light Force sword wears off so I can get even stronger. And I'm going to keep my card alive for a bit of time while I patiently draw my cards. Go ahead. Oh, shit, dude. Playing Slyther's game now, brother. Yes, I am. It would appear that you would appear that yes, I am. Why don't you play face down over there, lad? Nothing, nothing. No, me, nothing. I ain't doing nothing. Oh, my gosh. Slytherin is strong as hell. Yep, yep, yep. It just gets worse. I hate to tell you, and I ain't even close to decking out. You're making a mistake, Merrick. God's power is an infinite. I am God. Put all these face down. What, you got manager bug over there? I will. Oh, it's time. Oh, look, I'm really starting to look like a God now. I'm really starting to look like a God now. Let's go. Slyther. Destroy the trash. No, Vader the Magnet Warrior. Damn, he divine attacked me. You can cook, bro. I just have to find a way to hold out. God's power is an infinite. I'll set a card face down and end my turn. This might get annoying, so I'll choose to start beating your ass. Call of the haunted. Bring back my revival chair. It's like what? What are we doing, bro? 5,000, not bad. I'll play my pot of prosperity. This is our replacement for Jarv. For pot of glory, my bad. That only lets you draw one, though. Oh, yikes. Wrong one. I added the wrong one. Damn. You said it's an extravagance. Damn it. If I just take this, then I'm fine. Yeah, okay, okay. Battle destroyed. You lucky, bro. Okay. No, my buster blader. You're done, bro. You're cooked. I'm not because I'm going to draw swords of revealing light. Did you? No. Damn. But I'm not cooked. I'm not cooked. Rough. Shut up. You know the first thing about rough, dude? Bark. Get it, Em. Just 6,000 attack. How about another revival jail? What's the deal, dude? Oh, this is just so satisfying. Look at you in a coin. Oh, fuck, brother. Oh, you about to take some damage because this guy's an idiot. Yeah, he went to attack mode. He did that himself. Oh, damn. Look at that damage. Look at that scrumptious damage. Damn it. Oh, no. I ain't going to lie. There's nothing you can do. Quite literally nothing you can do. God damn it, dude. Robin zombie. Robin zombie. Oh, no. Ow. I've never seen him play that in my life. He was in the deck list. I don't know why Robin zombie was there, but it was. Oh, wait. You're lucky I'm a merciful god, brother. What are you doing for real? I'm playing one day of peace. You got one day of peace. Won't be taking any damage. Thanks. Yeah, no problem. You don't take damage, but I want you to feel the umph of Slyper really quick. You won't take damage. It's just a little scary. Is this the power of a god? That's a warning shot. What if I say, Draw. Yes. I told you long ago, didn't I, Merrick, that my friend's heart would live on in my deck? I'll prove that to you now with Monster Reborn. What is this supposed to do? Come, red-eyes black dragon. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I just remembered you're going to put it in attack mode, didn't you? No, but I would like to. God damn it, man. God fucking damn it, man. I would love to have this. Why are you pinned down, man? Why are you bringing me down, man? How much does he take from me when I get, he takes 2,000. God damn, 2,000 is a lot in this day and age, my brother. Please. This is why he was a god, bro. Emanokami. It still doesn't matter. I still have hope. That's all you have. God's power is an infinite. It's limited by the amount of cards you have in your deck. You're lucky. I want to see what you're able to do really quick. There is no limit. What are you doing? I'm just trying to see what you're capable of. You sounded like you had a big plan if you could go in attack mode. Now you can. You can switch to attack mode. You won't lose any damage. Yeah. Well, the plan was a lot more stable when those little revival jams were in attack mode. What were you going to do? You're going to do enough damage to beat me? You act like I still got a swing on these little revival jams. Don't even act like I won't for real. All I got to say is you don't have a choice but to swing on these revival jams. What are you talking about? Like, for example, I could make you attack this other one if I wanted to. Like, go attack this one instead. No. Isn't that the one that's connected to this? Damn it. Yeah. Clear my fucking field. Oh, and by the way, he coming back. Ow. But he coming back. At the cost of a thousand life points. Yeah. Some life for a guy like me who's dominating you. But God's power is an infinite. Actually, I got to finish you off. You might get a mirror for it. And because of that, I will just slay you right now. Go. Sliper. Destroy. Sliper. Destroy him. God's power is an infinite. It's limited by the amount of life points you yourself have. Yeah. You didn't think about this one, did you, brother? I did not know your head magic cylinder. I've been sitting on that the whole game. That's why when you switched the jams to the fence when I was like, damn it. I was going to take him out with the jams. But you boosted your attack too high, brother. You soared too close to the sun. I did not think that as an option. Bro, in the anime, I would simply say, this is a dog. You can't have it alone. You cucked my arm off. I was actually worried about the whole. I had my thing off. Like I switched toggle off the whole game. I was like, I can't let him know I have this. There's no way. I was worried about mirror for his worst case scenario. I was not thinking about that at all. I'll be going first, fellow. Damn, bro. That magic cylinder. Yeah. Turns out all you need to overcome the gods is the God's own attack power. I didn't know you had that dog in you for real. Yo, editor, show an x-ray of my body real quick. I got that dog in him. Damn, look at me. I ain't even going live. This hand is not great. I'll activate Swords of Revealing Light to buy myself three additional turns. Ah, look at you. Human noise swan. I got to reveal my monster too. I was like, I didn't do that. Who played my monster? I've added the correct. Ah, sick. This is bad. He's drawing more cards than I'm able to stop. I'll play my worm drake and end my turn. I've got three turns to just fully do whatever I want. You're terrified of my worm drake. I ain't terrified as your worm drake about to get the shit beaten out of him. How if you can't attack me? Who's stopping me? I forgot that. I thought both of us was in this little bind together. No, I'm allowed to poke my head through these swords whenever I want. Gotcha, gotcha. Gazelle, the king of the mythical beast. Gazelle, the king of me to get some vision. End my turn. That won't even necessary for you, but whatever. Ah, looks like things are going my way. Swords of Revealing Light is super annoying. That's a fucking magic cylinder. It's always bad. You got a little trauma. Everything's magic cylinder now. Just everything is magic cylinder. All right, Swords, go away. My Swords have gone away for whatever good it does you. I don't see you winning this duel to be completely frank. That means it's definitely Mirror Force and Magic Social. I'll play my pharaoh imp in attack mode. And do what? Nothing yet. Call of the haunted. Oh, no. Are you going to make a push for Slyper here? What's going on? What's going on? Don't say, oh, no, bro. You got, you got back row, bro. Yeah, I do. You going to allow it, brother? Are you going to sit there and fucking tweak your fucking gnats? I'm trying to let you, trying to let you see what's going on here. And now I'll activate polymerization. Not before I activate hand destruction. You're going to have to play around whatever you try to fuse here real quick. Yeah, everything I'm trying to fuse is on the field. Yeah, so what? Damn, you just had two pathetic cards. Those cards are infinitely less important to me now that I realize high attack is not good for me all the time. Oh my god. Humanoid one trick. Damn. A glass card. And now I'll attack. You will try. I will succeed. Well, it'll depend on your luck. I activate magical hats. I'll hide Ferral Imp amongst two of my spells and traps. I'll simply just pick the right hat. Will you now? A magician never reveals his tricks. Incorrect. You found Hade Trunade. Ferral Imp was actually hiding under the left hat. I had to check them all myself actually. I didn't know which hat I put them in. Good for you, Yugi. Good for you. Good for you. Good for you. And I'll let my turn. Yugi and his annoying games, man. I have swords revealing light. You can't attack. I have magical hats. You need to pick. I'll activate the spell card Diffusion. Say goodbye to your humanoid worm, Drake. And say hello to the thing that I am also pulling out of my magic hat. Wait, I thought I got my monsters back if it got fucking Diffusion. I can choose to special summon them and I chose not to. You asshole. Meet Dark Magician, the last magician you're going to be suing for. What's the matter? Can't get over him. It doesn't matter. I'll see you in three turns anyway. I'm about to be greedy, greedy, greedy. You can't make it past one though. You're in light of three turns, three turn strings. You're going to be waiting by these swords. I'll set a card. I'll activate my nightmare steed. He's good. He played the evil version of Swords of Revealing Light. Yeah. Look at you. Look at you. Look at your hand in that steel cage, bro. The spikes are on the outside of the cage for some reason. That's so nobody tries to help you out. Can't play face-down card. Pussy. I will, Pussy. Okay. You know what? Are you? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? I have to be fearless. Oh, he's trying to be fearless. I have to be fearless. He's trying to make a play. He's trying to make. But God, he's summoning the requirements for the Egyptian God. Sniper. It's just magic cylinder, bro. I'm traumatized. What do you want me to say? I'm not traumatized. I'm, I'm honest. I'm, but God, this is bad. This is really bloody bad. I didn't get to do what I was hoping to do. I'm just playing. I'm just being free of my monsters to call for. No, the Egyptian God. Oh, dragon. In real, I suppose I'll just, in my turn, call the hunters in the way for real. Some man in the way. Stop laughing. Shut your ass up. Shut up. Shut your mouth. God's power is in infinite strings, and I'll prove it to you by taking over his mind. You made a mistake. Oh, wait. I made a mistake. This is not game. You have to attack me, you idiot. Oh, no. You're absolute guns. You should have stayed in this home that they found you in. The attribute God to bring forth Buster Blader. Well, that's awful. And now your nightmare steel cage is up. I should have waited though. It would have been way cooler to kill you with God again. Damn, you had a lot of easier ways to win this duel than what he did in the show. I gotta be honest. Bro, you look like I don't have my broken combo, bro. Damn, that's all. God damn, this one myth conferred. Only one monster game. What the fuck? No, my swords. Don't know. What's next is I'm about to battle my way back somehow, and that's just going to be fucking magic. One of those. I'll let my Buster Blader do the talking. God damn it. Bro, but paying these life points is way more detrimental to me now because I know what could happen to me. Yeah, but this is a fucking little, the Dark Door plus Revival Jam? What the fuck? Bro, and imagine if I had my other freaking combo piece, man. All right, come back. Oh, wait, what? Are you reading a cool and interesting card? Yes. Oh, no fucking way. You got a cool and interesting card in your head right now. Yeah, you have life for a sword probably since this fucking happened. Oh, I would do something so I could activate it first, man. Hey, man, it's all about you. Yeah, where you go? Where you go? What in the fuck is this? My geo salivating in the hole. Huh? I hope that's magic cylinder. Now, you simply can't attack if you have a speller or a trap on your feet. That's not very good. I know one of those dumb ass cards that life for a sword because you have no poker face at all, and then the other one is probably, I hope, this fucking magic cylinder. That's not a good at all, dude. What if they just meant face up though? Nope. That card is just going to be really annoying. Yep, I'll attack you when I damn well please. That's not very good for me. I drew the out, Mike. You drew the out in the form of magic of Shalion. This is the most annoying card I've ever seen. Nice to do. Why does man got fucking Sasuke's Mangek? You know what the fuck? He does. Longitude. I'm a tennis. I drew the out for the card. You're mad annoying for real. You fuck you. And now I'm scared because I want to attack you, but I don't want to lose my card though. Hey, do what you got to do there, brother. That's probably just a giant soldier stowing anyway, so I ain't gonna attack you out of the way. You kid, fuck man. Do what you got to do there, brother. I'm gonna do what I got to do when I do it, bro. That's when I'm gonna do it. Aw, man. This card is crazy. Dear fault for having fucking magic cylinder, asshole. I know it's either that or mere fault. I should have just waited. I should have just used the God against you, man. But I, yeah, you should have, but you didn't read it. I didn't. I forgot about the steel cage and God, there's nothing I can do anyway because if that is magic cylinder, which I'm starting to strongly believe it is, there's simply nothing I can do. I know it doesn't seem like a smart idea, but I'll play another spell slash trap. I hate it here. I just can't do anything. I'm like locked out of playing the video game right now. I'm playing a monster. God, all my Call of the Hunters are wasted and wasting slots too at that. You need to hurry up and play a monster, man. You need to hurry up. God's power isn't infinite. You need to understand that. He's playing it about so I can fucking hit something. Bro, I don't want you to hit anything. What do you want to over there? Why do you need to hit something? I need to fucking take your life points down to zero. Okay, I'll play something. There you go, bitch. All right. I'll be on my way soon. You didn't have to say all that. Let me mosey over here and see what we got. There's nothing. All right. All right. Then I'll activate hand destruction. Oh, shit. I should not have done that. I should not have done that. I should not have bloody done that. I did it. I did it, didn't I? By God, he sent God to the graveyard. I drew the out. I did it, Mom. I did it. What's the out? What do you mean what's the out? The out is you're finally, your fucking time is up, you little idiot. What is that? I'll play this bell card mystic box. Oh, shit. In exchange for one of my monsters, I'll give you bait to the magnet warrior. Spoilers should have waited for main phase one to do that. Gee, thanks. Not so fast. I'll be taking that card you were looking at. Well, how'd I do? You did pretty good. I would be in a very tough situation if I didn't have a second one. Aw, man, I should have waited for main phase one. Why? I drew the out. I drew the out. Did you? Didn't it? Didn't it? Didn't you not? I'll activate jar of greed. Oh, this mom's greedy. I'm getting a little greedy with it. You want to know why you're greedy? You officially have less cards than me, so if this goes to a deck out, you will lose. I have three draw cards in my hand right now that I am not using. I am reversing fate. You're the one who's going to deck out, bitch. I don't think that's the case. This could be so lame. I am attacking. What the fuck am I supposed to do except just look at you with this fucking frog? Like, what do you want me to do for real? You're making a fucking mistake here, man. Am I? Yes. And I'll prove it to you through dueling. God's power is an infinite. Stop saying that. I'll activate the trap card's shadow spell. Oh, no, this is bad. Wait, it was shadow spell? I've always had shadow spell on me, yes. I was worried for nothing, unless that other one is it. Anything, anything face down is magic cylinder in my head. Can I please attack you? Can, what do you think? You still have a spell. You get rid of both of those spells and traps, bro. I should have activated shadow spell first and then, oh, I made a mistake. Clown. I'm a clown. Are you clown shoes? I'm a fucking fool, ain't I? I'm a fool. I've always been a bloody fool, haven't I? Deck out. Idiot, you didn't even attack. I didn't. What are you going to do? All right, Dotto, do I go for the deck out win or do I just? I don't want to tell you how to alter your fate, man. Bro, just let me know if that's magic cylinder, bro. You should duel to the best of your ability, bro. That's all I'm scared of, bro. Is that fucking, is that what I think it is? Oh, I got a discard to card. I'll draw. This card is useless. Damn, editor might just have to cut to you fucking deck. He ain't going to have to cut to that. I'll tell you right now. I like to make Spell Shatter Nero. Okay, how does that save you? It saves me because I'm about to body these two little idiots. He'll be back. God, I gotta pay a premium. I'll pay a premium. Do I have any cards to get out of this situation? God, damn, do I? That's a better question. Anyway, another dark door. No, shot, brother. God, I hate being scared to draw. Do you have magic cylinder, bro? Shake my hand that you will never use magic cylinder. I will never shake that. I will never shake on that because God's tower is an infinite. Fuck you, man. You cannot play any card in this game if you're smart enough. My whole back row is going to be locked up. Oh, man. God, it's not like I would O2K you anyway. Fuck. The dawn of a new turn, eh? If we could just simply get rid of my call of the haunted, I'd feel a little more happy. You're the one that was bringing back the dead for fucking 40 minutes. What was I supposed to think about that? Is this another arrival jam? No, no, it's not. Oh shit, now I have to discard a card. Yep, goodbye to your, oh no, not him. What a tragic loss. I don't know if I have an out for this situation that I find myself in. Well, let's just expedite your death one day of peace. I can accept this both drawing a card, you know? I guess you could, yeah. Amen. This isn't the out I was hoping it would be. You don't have an out. I had an out. What? I did. I did have it out. I did, but now I don't anymore. Damn scared. Bashful? Bashful to attack my card? I wish I could. I bloody well wish I could, man. No, I didn't think of it. Damn, bro, just fucking throwing this whole deck away. God damn it. I'm gonna be honest with you, bro. I'm about to make a mistake and throw this duel away. What? It don't feel right getting a win off of a deck out, bro. It's just not my style. It's not who I am. It's not who I'll ever be. But I'm about to seal my fate with a deck out to make this canonical maybe and play part of extravagance. You're making a mistake, brother. I'm going on, too. You should always duel with your heart, man. That's exactly what I'm doing. Oh, well. Then that. Then that. Well, now I'm confused. You bloody well have went and confused me, haven't you? What the fuck you playing cards face down, Puss? God damn, bro. Hate this guy. And I know for sure you got five cards left in your fucking deck. That's absolutely what it is. God, I don't even have to attack with nothing crazy for you to like fucking set that shit off, either. Why did you do it, bro? Come in! I actually admire the fuck out of this, Dion. Yeah, bro. I've just never been a bitch. Now it looks like it's right on schedule for you to blow me the fuck up. Let's just know what? No, no. He's changing his fate. Not yet. Get multiple mystic boxes. No, but this is so. I'll also use my part of extravagance, Dion. He's got the balls like me. And then I'll draw two of my own cards so that I, too, may call upon the gods. Yeah, you're weaker than me. No, he might attack by bloody early. It was supposed to be my big day in the sun. I got nervous until I remembered that my god is going to fuck yours. I was hoping that I would just get more than enough, dude. God, damn. Oh, brother. Oh, now he definitely got magic zilander. He's been holding out for this. God, damn, you just made it up. More like 500 skulls. Bitch. God, damn it. I wanted God versus God, dude. It was. Yeah, but it was close to me. I mean, he would have died at the end phase. It was close to me at 6,000, 6,000. That would have been fucking sick. I mean, bro, if you couldn't get the cards, bro, if you insist on decking out, bro, what are you talking about for real? I have some pretty scary fucking spells that I can't play because my fucking pack was all my fill. What do you have, man? I feel like you got some weird, gimmicky fucking shit that's going to beat my ass here in a second. I just don't know what. Oh, shit, I can't do it. What? Do you have another one of the end destructions or whatever? Yeah, I did. And if I had two cards right there, I would have just, I would have fucked you over. That would have been crazy. That would have been the fucking head to the duel of the most crazy fucking way. Yeah, it would have only applies in horseshoes and reindeers or whatever they say. Horseshoes and hand grenades. Bro, I said what I said. By the way, that card is awful. Jam breeding machines? Shit's terrible. Ah, here it is. Are you on a bow? Jam defender. That's why you were looking for revival jams, huh? Well, I'm drawing my last pathetic card, haven't I? And I drew it, didn't I? That's got it. What are you doing? Destroy it. Yeah, that'd be scary if it was. It's not, though. What are you going to do next turn? Beat me? It's not. Even if you could draw another card, fuck you. Damn. Oh, no. Well, I had two cards in my deck when I drew that stupid hand thing. Damn, what a duel. All right, we reverse fate with the most anticlimactic duel of all time. Yeah, but there was a few. Bro, Magic Cylinder ruined my fun. Now I just knew, like, I couldn't just game on you. The last card in my deck was Magic Cylinder. Was it really? Yeah, the last card I drew was Magic Cylinder. Damn, well, now I just look like a clown, but you did that mirror for us, though. Yeah, and there was a couple moments that I could have made some crazy plays. So I got to say that character duel ended up being pretty good. Damn, if only I would have just beaten you with the god. Or if I matched your god's power with six thousand. You could have if you just fucking read my card. Well, you did read it. You just didn't pay attention to it. Yeah, yeah, that's true. No, you're not even wrong. But that's the end of the video, Mike.