 Welcome to yet another installment of my dog buys me weird Nintendo Switch accessories. As you're about to see in this footage, we set up an elaborate program using an iPad where there were several selections on Etsy and everything the dog touched we had to buy. That would have been fun. Actually, no, the dog is just here. If you haven't seen these videos before, it's where we go to Etsy and we find the weirdest and sometimes coolest Nintendo Switch accessories we can find and we buy them and surprise each other with them. So on my side, I have a few. On Kim's side, she has a few and I'll be honest, we bought all of these things about three months ago and I've been waiting on one to get here. And it was the smallest but one of the most excited ones I was excited for. But good news, it's still not fricking here. I'll have to just show that one on my phone later. But for now, let's start on Kim's side. I have no idea what any of these things are. This is not the smallest one? No, that was smaller. Well, it wasn't actually about this size. Oh wait, it is that. How long has it been here? This guy on Etsy is really cool. What they do is create booklets for Nintendo Switch games. Because as you know, going into this generation, booklets are all but a bygone era. I bought Pokemon Legends Arceus and Skyward Sword two of my favorites. Oh God, if you want to take that one. And again, they're just making these up. I think with like the Zelda one might have borrowed a lot from the Wii manual. The Arceus is all new. You have a map and all the items. It just looks so legit. I also like in this Arceus one, he's made all the gameplay shots, the paintings. Oh, that is cool. And then match the style of the game. My God, it's just so cute. Let me get my games. Let me get my games. Yeah, look, there's even a little holder for it already, which is so weird. That makes no sense to me. Look, now it has a little manual. That is fantastic. That'll be a link down below if you want to grab that. So yeah, anyway, with the Switch accessories, I was thinking, Kim? Oh, hi Kim. I guess we're not downstairs anymore. Well, good because I'm hungry. And it's so easy to factor in delicious, nutritious meals when I use factor. This is the recent box they sent me. And I've been very excited because not only are these smoothies amazing, they're only 120 calories for the whole freaking thing. But I actually asked them to send me something that I've been wanting to try. I asked them to send me cinnamon roll fat bombs. They sound so good. But that's not really what it's all about. It's about getting delicious, nutritious meals to your front door, like this one, which is a shredded chicken taco ball. I'm going to go ahead and throw that in the microwave right now. It takes me about two minutes to do an ad read. It takes about two minutes for that to cook. So by the time I'm done, I'll have food. All of these chef-prepared meals are all fresh and never frozen. And I got to be honest, our holidays are already jam packed. We did Friendsgiving the other day, so we have a ton of Thanksgiving leftovers, which has been good, I guess, but I'm so sick of eating turkey cranberry and stuffing. So having these factor meals on deck are a nice change. Also, when it gets closer to the holidays, I won't have to cook as much with neither of us. Factor offers 34 meals per week with 36 add-on options, like juices, smoothies, snacks, and so much more. Like the fat bombs that I wanted to eat already. And there's no prep, no mess. These meals are so good. Get the low calorie option specifically. Each meal is about 500 calories. Head to go.factor75.com slash beat em up 60 and use code beat em up 60 to get 60% off your first factor box. Grab and eat no heating required. I don't even have to heat these up. Yo, go get some. Links down below. Appreciate Factor for sponsoring. Kim, let's go take some lunch and finish the video. Oh, no. I'll do a big one. Not a big one. I'll do a big one. All right. I don't remember buying a sweater. You don't remember buying a sweater. I don't think I bought a sweater. You don't remember buying a sweater. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. This is fan mail. This is fan mail. That's fan mail. That's fan mail. That's fan mail. I want to know about the scarves. It said dear wouldn't bob on it too. It's not even for me. It's matching scarves for me and my other husband. I have many husbands. All right, let's try this one. So here's getting, so here's getting, so we have stress, calm, melt away tablets for all your anxiety needs. This is a mess. I need one right now. Try that. No idea. Did you order this? Yes. Well, that doesn't work. Oh, wait, maybe it's, oh, it's for a, oh. But why? Well, I guess it is weird. So I thought I was buying a switch case that looked like a book of spells. And I thought that I could like put it into like a thing of books and you're like, oh, what's in the spell book? Then you open it, but it's for a game, one only. And it also kind of doesn't really look like a book. It looks like a wallet. It looks like a wallet. Okay, let's do one on your side. I'm not doing good over here. Okay, we have something cool. You're going to like this. Okay, let me get it set up. Okay, look. It's a switch dock. He ate it. Obviously you can't have joy cons in, but if you wanted to play your switch game in a little switch dock, that'll definitely overheat. And I can't actually recommend doing this, but he's got little feet at the back, but it's like a little curvy. That's like swallowing a dock curvy, the refrigerator curvy machine and then dock curvy. I love it. So dock curvy kind of sounds like a scientist. I'm just about to go back in time. Next, everything is shrink wrapped today. I've been really excited about this one because I was really hopeful that this was going to look really cool because so far it already looks cool. And then you add this and then you add that. Okay, it, it, it looks really cool. Alexa, turn off lights in studio. Yo, it's got different settings. So this lighting now is sick. I know. I was going to say, can we just leave it like that? Do we change the vibe mid video? This Kim is a doctor bag because we have to take you to the bed. I'm trying to remember why I bought most of this stuff. I feel like it was a lifetime ago. I don't even know how to open this bag. Oh wait. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. I remember the reason why I bought this is because not only is it like a carry bag, but when you want to play with the carry bag, you can pin the sides to this and it kind of props it up and you can play it on an angle like this. Now that seems like a lot of effort. I can't find a way to actually open the bag. You're telling me that everything is like here? Well, this went from quarter way. Here it is. It costs $65. It does open. So how do you open it? It like, uh, it like, uh, it like, um, oh, first be smarter than the bag. The reason why I bought this, you can fit everything. You can fit the dock. You can fit a pro controller, the power cord, the joy cons. I thought it was a nice quality big bag. I feel like this is going to come in handy for traveling. I feel like there's going to be a time where we need something to carry the switches in and this is going to be the guy. If you ever wanted to travel and appear to be something better than what you are, like a doctor or someone that has business stuff, this. Last time we went to an airport, I had my steam deck. The steam deck had just come out and they asked me to take everything out and put it on the tray. The guy that was doing the thing who before then was seemed a very grumpy. Shoes off. Shoes off. Shoes off to everybody. And then like, I put my, uh, my steam deck down and goes, is that one of those steam decks? Do you like it? I've been thinking about getting one. Yeah. No, it's pretty cool. I like it. He's like, yeah, I wanted to play like God of war on it. And I was like, yeah, no, you shouldn't like have a nice day. And he was like, yeah, you too, man. Shoes off to the next person. All right. What you got. So this one was actually, uh, something that I bought separate from Etsy. This is one of the things I actually just needed. It's not even for the switch. I ordered it because my friend Bob, maybe this really cool Game Boy, and I was starting to feel bad about it just gathering dust. So he said to go on Etsy and get one of these. He's also shrink wrapped. I'm having a nightmare today with shrink wrapping. There you go. That is really cool. That is really cool. There wasn't really a way of displaying it. I mean, you can get like a little grip stand for it, but this keeps it safe. Bob and I made a video where he gave this to me. We were giving each other weird stuff, and it's a lot like this video, but with both, I wanted to get something for this. And it kind of all came about in a similar video. So if you want to watch that, it's down below. So in all of these videos, we end up getting two things more than anything, a switch dock and then something to hold switch games. And this one is probably my favorite one that I've ever seen. Oh, there's a little guy inside. This is really stinking cool. If it was really weighted, like you can kind of hear it's like, it sounds like he cast, like covered it in residence. Kind of sounds like he's chomping. Gotta be honest, this video is mostly cool things. I feel like I'd always teed as one way or another. There's a mix, I think. There's a mix. All right. The amount of money I have spent on custom switch docks, I have more custom switch docks than I have switches. And that's saying something. I'm going to let you dig into this one. Is this for me? It can be. Oh, actually, this isn't really a dog. It's way more than that. Oh, okay. You remember how I swear to God, we were the first people to find that BMO? The BMO, yeah. I feel like this is one of them things where we might be the first person to find this. Oh, no. What? Oh, no. What? Did they know? I think they know. There's a whole bunch of gifts in here. Oh, they knew you were cramping. Oh, no, they got me with the Kirby fee. It's so much more aggressive than the one that I already have. Look at the bottoms of his nasty little grippers. Oh, no. I wanted to say how excited we were that you found our little shop. We really hope you enjoy your new switch stand. And if this isn't beat-em-ups and someone who just used his name, that's okay. Enjoy your order and hope you have a good day. I don't even want to say that out loud because there are people right now. Oh, yeah. Make sure. Okay, here's a good idea right now real quick. Kim has been getting messages and now I've been getting messages from a lot of people on Etsy getting messaged by a wood hawker account claiming to be me asking for them to send their free Nintendo switch stuff to them so they'll be in a video for a review. That's not me. I will never ask for that. I have bought. I have paid for every single thing in these videos. And even if you wanted to send me something, I wouldn't take it unless I wanted it in a video. And if I wanted it in a video, I would pay for it because all of this is art and you deserve it. Okay. And if anyone buys, actually buys anything with the name, it'll go to a warm Minster PO box. So someone could fake that too, but I don't know how to help you there. All right. So they sent some stickers, a bunch of Pikachu and Raichu Pokemon cards, some Saber Patch gummies, oh, some pins or some little, I don't even know, man. They just sent a gift basket. They sent a Kirby feet pin. All right. So just like the Beemo, this is a little Pikachu dot kind of not really, I don't know what you really call these. So you have the Pikachu or you can knock his face off and you can put your switch in. And just like with the Beemo, you can play on the face. You can load up Pokemon and you can go try and find a Pikachu while playing on a Pikachu. And ironically, knowing the new Pokemon game like I do, if you do find a Pikachu, he'll probably look as blocky and low-rendered as this Pikachu kind of all works out. I don't know why like this whole back is just like empty. I don't know what to do. He's got a big empty ass. Thank you so much everybody for watching. We appreciate it. If you still like these videos, okay, like the video, leave a comment down below and subscribe. We'll keep doing them. What was your favorite favorite? So hard to choose, right? I like all of it. I really do. I think this is probably, yeah, that's really cool. I can't stop looking at it. I love that. I also love this because I know I'm actually going to display some things on this and the Sour Patch Kids kind of slap. Gotta be honest. Oh, and this is pretty cool too. All right. Well, I'm going to go to work and yank out some teeth. I'm a doctor dentist. You're a doctor dentist. Okay, links down below to all this stuff. Bye, everybody. Bye. Got patience waiting and quite frankly, they're out of pace. They're out of... Just cut it.