 Hey there friends! How's it going? My name is Kevin and today we're going on a little online game show and I have a fantastic track record when it comes to game shows. Let me tell you that. Well, goddammit. But despite the fact that I was a businessman before I did YouTube, I'm not really good at making deals apparently, but this game is called Fall Guys and one thing I'm good at is falling over. So without further ado, let's fall into victory. You know, I was playing this a bit yesterday and I realized that my character looks a lot like my hero Bimson. You haven't heard of Bimson? Now you have. You're welcome. You owe me big time. All right, seesaw. Fantastic. You see this is why I'm not on like a who wants to be a millionaire game show or whatever. I don't have a lot of knowledge, but I do have a lot of knowledge on how playgrounds work from being a kid. I'm not like not now. I don't go near playgrounds anymore because of the court order, but I'm just saying this should be in my wheelhouse. This should be manageable. Okay, this is a lot more kids on one seesaw at a time. Wait, I'm in front. I'm in front. I'm winning the game show. Oh God, there must be some big chungus on the other end of that because the seesaw just tilted so hard when I jumped on it. I'm winning everything. This is new. This is a new experience. This is a new feeling. I'm not used to winning. I've won. I've won like in this stage it doesn't matter at all if you place one or 45 because it's the first 45 people to get through. So really this victory means nothing, but it means a lot to me. See, usually I'm that guy. The game is basically Takeshi's Castle on acid. And that's saying a lot because Takeshi's Castle already looks like everyone's on acid. But there's a very thin line between acid and Japan. This is a lot harder when you're dealing with a lot of people. Like I got a free run, but this poor dude. I feel bad for him. I know he's gonna make it. But like when you got a lot of people on the seesaws trying to run up the other end and ruining your run, it's a lot harder. I got off really easy on this one. No! I really want him to win. Can I give him my place? I feel bad. Look at that. Only five places left and he's still trying. Oh, oh, okay. I'd say God loves a trier, but no, I think God just struck him down actually. 39 qualified. There was actually more slots, but the remaining six didn't make it. That's all right. I came first by the way. I just just just so we're aware. Like I'm not bragging or anything. I didn't want to bring it up. It's just I feel like I should for for for the bookkeepers. Okay, team game. Not really much of a team player, but I can try. Keep balls in your area to earn points for your team. All right, my fellow golden girls. That's your team name now, by the way. Let's get those balls. Oh, no. Oh, no. The golden girls aren't do so well. Golden girls, you nice. Come on. OK, I may have messed that one up. I'm sorry, golden girls. I'll go over here now. Pastor, hold on, hold on. All right, golden girl, go. Heck, I just dunked my head off it and accomplished nothing. I'm going to do something. Yes, I put one in as we lost one. But still, I I'm not too confident. The golden girls can pull this one off. Wait, the golden girls are doing good again. There's so many people. We've got four red have nothing. Just hoard them, hoard them. Acts like it's three months ago and each of these balls are a roll of toilet paper. No, no, no, no, no, my balls, my balls. Get away, get away from my balls. Yes, yes. Take that blue balls. Wait, huh? OK, blue team is out. Let's just forget I said that on to the next stage. What's up next? Jump club, huh? I've never been in a club and I've never jumped. And we need to eliminate 11 people here. Oh, I think a few just went by by. Oh, there goes another sweet Jesus that's speeding up. I think this is going beyond a game show. This is just moida. Oh, no, no, no, no, not one. It's not as funny when it happens to me. That's OK. That was like the trial run. They always do a trial run on these shows like before you start. They show the audience how it works and everything, which I was showing you. I'm just a professional. That's what I do. But now we're doing the real thing. All right, dizzy heights. Historically, this one isn't really my strong point because I have a fear of heights and I got this scar from being dizzy. That might be the truth this time. I tell like different stories about my scar all the time. Oh, no, no, no, follow the arrows. Yes, simple. Oh, God damn it. OK, that's fine. I'm still like out in front. I'm doing really well at these group races. Unfortunately, it's the ones that don't really matter, because you can come in the top 45. Qualified. I could have came first, but, you know, I just... I already got first in another time, so I said I'd let someone else give a try. Where the hell is he? I didn't even see this part of the map. Look at him, like looking at his nails. Like, yeah, it was easy, as if we didn't just get knocked out like two minutes ago. All right, navigate the obstacles and race to the finish line. OK, Kevin, this is your strong point. You've done well in these group races. There's a lot of obstacles here, but imagine them all as social interactions. Oh, God, no, no, no, no, no. Don't imagine them like that. I subconsciously just fell off, because I didn't want to deal with the social interactions. No, no, no, no, wait up for me, wait up for me, hold on. Oh, God, now it's like social interactions within our evolving door. Oh, sweet Jesus, social distancing, gentlemen, please. OK, I think I'm going to make it just about... Oh, I was 29 out of 33. Oh, Jesus, Kevin, never think of social interactions again. It really throws you off. Roll out. Move between rotating rings to avoid falling into the slime. Great, it's not a team game. There's no iron team, and because of that, I have no interest. I'm a complete narcissist. Oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, no. Don't get knocked out first. No, we can't handle that embarrassment. Don't fucking grab on to me, Jesus Christ. I don't feel like I'm going to win, but I have to come out of here with something. And frankly, a restraining order, I will settle for that. Oh, sweet Jesus, 10 eliminated, we need three more to go. If three more of you could just jump to your death, that would just be fantastic. I'd really appreciate it. Yes, thank you. That wasn't much to ask for, was it? Look at that, 19 remaining. I'm coming for that epic victory royale. Jump and dive through hoops to score points for your team. Oh, sweet Jesus, a team game. I'm not good at team games. Okay, think of it in a different frame of mind. There's no iron team, but there's a me if you rearrange the letters. Okay, this could still be all about me. Let's try this. Look at this, what I'm doing for my team. Look at that. I've put us in the lead immediately. Can I even get into this one? Oh, fucking hell. Yes, okay. I'm doing okay-ish, which is about as good as it gets for someone like me. Bastard took my hoops. No, what? That was me, for sure. That was me. Can I get an instant replay on that, please? And if it doesn't look like it's me, replay it again, but make it look like it's me. Like do some weird editing to make it look like I definitely got it. Yes, qualified. Fantastic. How many people are gonna get knocked out now? This is really narrowing it down. Final round and it's the jump showdown. There's 12 of us left. I think I was pretty good at this one. I got a bit complacent last time. Uh-oh, uh-oh, no, no, no, no, this is easy. Nice gentle stroll. Oh my God, the ground started collapsing underneath me. Oh, Alfie goes. He didn't realize the ground was collapsing. He was just enjoying the vibration. Oh, God damn it. Now I'm gonna be stuck out here. Ah, fuck, it's just you and me, blue buddy. We just got a hope and pray. Our floor doesn't collapse. Oh my God, my hands are so sweaty right now. Oh, that poor guy was in the same situation. I feel like I need to- Oh God, no. I was about to say I feel like I need to move across because the odds are against us here on this single platform, but no, it's just you and me now and we're stuck here. My hands are so sweaty. I can't handle this. Just so you know right now, I'm extremely moist. No, no, no, no. Oh, all this moistness for nothing. Oh, I came like third, fourth. I'm willing to say me and little blue their shared third position. I feel like it was unfair because I feel like with these moist hands, there was no way I could grip onto that thing. Like as soon as the pole hit me, I just slipped and slided my way down into the goo. That's a unique sentence right there. Door dash, avoid the fake doors and race to the finish. This is from Takeshi's castle. Don't exercise like that. If you're anything like me, you'll be exhausted already. Back, okay. All right, hold on, social distancing and all that people, please. Can we not crowd around? Oh, fucking hell. It's like there's a fire or something. This is exactly what you should do if there's a fire. Panic and smash your way through the door in massive crowds. I think I'm in a good position here. I'm just watching them attempt to jump into the doors and I'm still way out in front so there's not really much of a risk. I'm gonna lose, okay, there's a lot of risk. I'm gonna lose all of a sudden. Please stop trampling me. I made it. There we go, 44 out of 60 people made it out of the burning building. Team tail tag, use RT to grab a tail, make sure that your team has more tails than the rest when the timer runs out. Ow, okay, this isn't going so well. Instead of tails, can I play heads? Just decapitate one of them and run around with their head. Ow, geez, you're my teammate, you bastard. Uh-oh, oh no. There's a green guy who, oh, fuck off. Please, that was mine. Give me your tail. Did I get one? Oh no, I just got smacked in the face with a hammer. Give me that. I got a tail. I mean, green, we're against each other, but we've settled our differences. Four seconds, four seconds. No, no, no, no, no, fucking green bastard. We're in overtime and we've gone from winning to having two tails. Okay, I don't know how, but we somehow qualified. There was some overtime, a loophole, I don't know. Now, if we had lost, I would have gone crazy. It's like the timer went to zero. Absolutely ridiculous. Flip my table and everything. Slime climb, outrun the slime, blah, blah, blah. Easy, I come pre-slimed. I'm very used to being slimy. Oh, sweet, Jesus, oh, sweet, Jesus, oh, sweet, Jesus. No, please, guys, please, the slime is coming for us all. Oh no, oh no, the slime is right behind us. Guys, we gotta get out of here. No, no, no, no, guys, the slime is coming, please. If we all work together, we can ensure I live. Okay, patience, patience, everyone, if you could just have patience, please. Okay, I made it. Everyone else is dying, but that is no concern to me. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh my God, I'm freaking out. When I freak out, I sound like Shaggy from Scooby-Doo. Like Zoink Scoob, I'm about to get slimed. No, no, please, God damn it. Oh, fuck, all right, let's try one more. We can do this, I can win. I want that epic victory royale. For you Americans, by the way, that just means I wanna win. In Europe, we call winning an epic victory royale with cheese. Okay, we're back on the seesaws. I see, I saw, I conquered, and I will do it again. Oh my God, okay, this is what I was saying earlier about the whole crowd thing. Oh my God, this is casually walking up like a 70 degree slope. There we go, I came fifth. I got lots of time. Let me try and body block other people. Hello, sir, would you like to hear about the word of the Lord? Come here, let me talk to you. Please, I know I can convince you. All right, come on, buddy, let's cross this finish line. It's kind of eerie without the music. I don't know where the music went, but it's just kind of weird. All right, thank God that round is over. Everything is just weird without music. I imagine I did my outro with some scary music. Shout out to Patreons, Almighty Beeneith, Anaconda Kiwi. See, exact same outro, just different music. Really plays with your brain. Oh, look, a big fan. I've always wanted one, I wonder how it feels. Oh, Jesus Christ Almighty, I am suing this production company. Not even for this physical damage, but the emotional damage of being this far behind everyone else is really getting to me. Okay, you know that big fan thing? I don't want it anymore. It just hurts. Okay, this one looks impossible. Yep, it is. Ow! All for fuck's sake. Okay, I somehow qualify that despite numerous head traumas. Egg scramble. Grab some eggs and store them in your team's nest, okay. I have been called a chicken a lot, so maybe once it'll pay off. Team, I got an egg, please get out of my way. No, guys, stop grabbing onto me. Sorry, sorry, I just, if I could just trouble you for an egg, I could just grab an egg. Thank you. Mind, this is going to grab their egg. Leave go of me, I'm not an egg. I just look like one. You bastard. Ooh, golden egg. Give it to me, teammate. Give it to me. Give me the egg. Oh, for fuck's sake. He's not a team player. He wanted all the egg glory himself. Oh no, we're in danger of relegation from the egg league. Give us that egg back. Oh my God. That was some egg retching. Did you get it? It's aggression, but more of an egg theme. Golden egg, golden egg, golden egg. Throw it, throw it. Yes, yes, we did it. And we got the golden egg as well. Let's crack it open and see what's inside. But if it is actually just egg inside, then someone has to say, maybe the real treasure was the friendship we made along the way to make it okay. Cause we fought due to nail for that. Okay, avoid fake tiles and find the hidden paths to reach the finish line. I will try my best. Okay, 12 people can qualify. Guys, if you could just find me the path. There you go. And I'll just follow you. It's left, it's left. Look, look, there we go. There's one. Oh, he's found the route. All right, safe jump. Yes, qualified. Nice. And I did absolutely none of the work. Just how I like it. But guys, they're like, yeah, I made it. But he did absolutely nothing. Okay, onto the final round. This is all a loss, Bimson. Let's do this. Hexagon, be the last fall guy standing above the slime. Okay, floor is about to collapse. I've done this one already. I can do it again. I know how it works and I've got my strategy. I'll just run around the edge. Oh no, oh no, someone's ruining my strategy. No, no, no, no, no, I missed a whole layer. Okay, my strategy has just gone out the window. No, you bastard. I'm getting screwed over. It's not my lack of skill. It's their inability to care. Keep going, Kevin. You've got this in the bag. I don't know why you're making it hard on yourself by destroying the other ones. I've never been so upset to be covered in slime. Usually that's a happy occasion. Wait, that looks exactly like me. Let's just edit my name in. All right, folks. I'm happy to go out on a win. I hope you enjoyed this episode. It was a very fun game. I really enjoyed it. I don't think the game's actually out yet. This is like a beta, but God, this was a lot of fun. But I hope you enjoyed my struggle. A lot of you seem to like me struggling, which bodes well for me, because I tend to struggle at nearly everything I do. If you want to see more of me, I post every single day. I also stream over on Twitch. The link for that is in the description. And yeah, I really appreciate you watching and I hope to see you next time. Bye for now.