 Oh my goodness, what is she doing here the motherfucking species? I ain't go lazy, I'm feeling off Tizzy And I'm a girl off the Tizzy, my nigga really I'm feeling dizzy, I'm on Tini Into the sky, into the sky My nigga DC Black just ate a shrimp and fried It's to the sky, up to the sky My nigga DC Black just ate a shrimp and fried Hey y'all, don't be stingy with it Let a nigga like me just walk through and hit it Hey, cause I'ma spit my business And knock up on a bunch of those like Jehovah's Witness I got a message to preach, I'm trying to reach these folks I never have to breach these hoes, I mean lie to them Cause I'm telling them the truth, I be like girl you so cute But you're side too loose Side too loose, I seen it when she bet her apple loose too For real To the sky, to the sky My nigga DC Black just ate a shrimp and fried To the sky, up to the sky My nigga DC Black just ate a shrimp and fried It's aint my life What? It's aint my life What else? It's aint my life It's aint my life It's aint my life One more time It's aint my life One more time It's aint my life One more time It's aint my life Man I feel so good To the sky, to the sky My nigga DC Black just ate a shrimp and fried To the sky, to the sky I'll say what? I'll say what? I'll hide it real. Hold on, man. Y'all stench. And y'all don't never give me none. And every time I come, ain't nothing left but some crumbs. Hey, I'm trying to increase my funds and make the future brighter for my bitches and my son. Hey! I'll fuck my bitches and my son. Who wouldn't make the future brighter for my bitches and your son? Hey! I'll fuck my bitches and my son. I'll say what? I'll say what? I'll fuck my bitches and my son. Hey! I took the sky. I took the sky, ate the shrimp and fried. I did so. Yeah. I took the sky. I took the sky, ate the shrimp and fried. I did so. Do feel like New York shit though. Put your hands up, nigga. Put your hands up. I did so. My niggas all the way in the Bronx. You know what I'm saying, kid? Hands up. I did so. Damn. That's what food do. That's what you got. That's what makes it feel good right now. Feel that out there. I'll carry it right now. No, that was a buy. That was a buy. We're in the game. Going ahead and say it right quick. Hey, welcome back to the 85 South Show. Yeah! What's this, the Thanksgiving Edition Special? Yeah. I'll thank you. Thanksgiving. Okay, back. That's like a motherfucker. Yeah. Yeah, thanksgiving. You know what I mean? The first thanksgiving that you're not supposed to be with your family. Ooh. You know what I got an alert on my phone. Phone that shit came through like an amber alert today Bro we got a whole ass table you gonna roll up on the couch There you go, slide that bitch out to look We don't know You know, you know was accessible like you ain't got to move up with move to you Yeah, cuz they did the lamba lamba alert came through and said, please stay safe during this Thanksgiving Don't be around nobody who don't live in your house and all that they say if you bring him food leave the plate at the door Leave the plate like post mates post mates You just bring the turkey and just drop it off at the front door this Thanksgiving This is gonna be a weird one man Nick is gonna be together my folks gonna be putting up getting Kate getting pussy all of that it is what it is It's protein in the pussy What just remember that don't be scared. It's protein in the pussy So you think the protein in the pussy can help stop coke? Yeah, okay? The anti-botties Which I don't think give me y'all y'all stay giving thanks I'm gonna play Red Dead Redemption from the beginning I Already be you play games, but I'm a beat the from the beginning. Yeah. Yeah on the low Xbox and PlayStation Like shooters You play games. Yeah, I play sport. It's a different I can't do the first person. I got a theory on the first person If you ain't had double-oh-seven on this You ain't had a game that you can't play first person I love with it. I can't do I can't sit down and play game like they cuz I get mad Destroy shit Cabinets and all types. That's why I ain't getting the PSI thing. I'm still on the PS4 Tell you This one I really got into the Like real heavy on the game shit like the story modes and shit resident even one on PlayStation 1 I was the hardest game I ever had to beat by my name like It was just at the crib with nobody play it I start playing it and then I figured it out like it's actual game Cuz we just kept getting to the one part and couldn't figure out what the fuck to do So I once I beat that shit I was the gold on the completing game like I like to play to completion That's why I'm really focused on last year because it shit just never I need to play you with a goal in mind I like the story mode to All right the police station But that shit was so hard that big-ass alligator come through under the suit. Yeah, Mr. X in them Yeah, that was my first one game I beat what it was a game on not on Super Nintendo What's the one that it's what we had to do the cops like it Not a regular not not it the suit is the Super Nintendo. Oh, you talking about super great I put it in and they only had to receive the remit reset button. Yeah, I'm saying open button Yeah, that's what I started on the zombie game. I beat that Mario and And on NBA Scream on beer too I will check this out like on Nintendo the game is to be hard as fuck some games You need it like another motherfucker that you could beat it with like Contra and like them type of shit And then like double dragon to when you can start playing together Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and shit like that. So yeah, like I used to always play with my big cousin will beat them shit So it's like but yada, but that's the thing about the regular Nintendo. What no save nigga. No, you had to play the whole You stop that you start in front of beginning when you turn that What you get past level four and get to that boy ain't nobody saying you look up It's 30 niggas from the hood like no scene, but they got underwater boy That was the hardest mission on their Ninja Turtles on the on the Nintendo We had to go underwater and then unhook all the bomb and then you had to dodge the electrical seaweed That shit is crazy. I'm saying it so niggas will know that I really know Right the game that made me the maddest was that Mike Tyson punch out man Like I get the Mike Tyson Mike Tyson hit you one time Mike hit you one time you out of there, I'm talking about I haven't been dodging the shit out Mike Because you know you had to think that this was the worst Catch your ass one time knock your ass out and then Mario show up and just look at the computer look at the screen Then when you lose you got a spike that nigga all the way from the beginning man Ain't nobody fucking with Luke I had a Chico I used to do that shit you would never beat me with Ray Yeah Every time you come bro, the shit out you hit it in the middle. All right guys. Nope froze Bro the shit out your way, nigga, you know who else has a dog with on that oh, uh, Barack Oh That's a nigga who you had to beat Gordo Yeah, the movie here grab you with the bottom two arms just beat the shit out When you beat when you're trying to play the story mode and you get the motherfucking shane soon. Oh, yeah That was the first Scorpio get over here. So what they brothers that they just ain't know they fuck with each other You say no more to come back move like hey, they was they was nobody in the game really fuck with each other Yeah, no, but three month They were fucking on low yeah, what's it was the China thing? Okay That one in China, man, yeah, look at all the time That's a big-ass description He used to have a new can used to have a One with the kid Johnny K will fucking saw you. Yeah, right And we knew that as kids to give us something just about the way they say He like hold up. We can't go no, he's like Do you understand it that's the guy had to go back Of movies is a man doing some goofy shit right I'm not jumping out in the helicopter Ain't nobody ever did what they say to say some pussy the super Mario He'd been chasing the princess for 35 years that nigga still ain't and on the floor I think she really left with Cooper. I don't think he kidnapped it That nigga had a motherfucking pirate ship Had a pirate ship that can fly through the air what bitch don't want to ride on that He always told her He always Yeah, that's a boss He don't even got no self confidence And he done brought his whole gang with him and like man, this nigga's gonna show him my bitch Man, and then he show him every time every end of the board when you get the flag that nigga He'll come out with her be like I thought I had the bitch Damn I think Luigi knew where she was the whole time. He's you know, your partner ain't gonna tell you that your girl. Fuck, you know He already knew it kept using Yoshi Yoshi was like What I need to do, man I need you You got me fucked up I'm gonna tell you my favorite person on that motherfucker told Told even so now it's a lot about all that nigga had a vest He ain't give a fuck about nothing that she just walking You need me man The king you beat this whole Mario you need me so you can keep searching for this bitch All she'll do is say thank you. That's it. That's it. Thank you You don't went through all these and thank you everyone. He still ain't got her yet They ain't had the Mario where they get married at the end none of it was never even implied that she wanted to be safe She wasn't in no danger This nigga Koopa king Koopa picked her up in his power ship They flied through the sky with some niggas who wouldn't do it. Nothing to protect her, right? You had to go through seven worlds To get to her man. That's safety women love security That's some gangsta shit, right and then you had a castle in each world this nigga koopa koopa was set up vicious He had a real estate real estate like jeez he was talking about them over the on the half of mario land Every boy that nigga had a castle you had to be to get to the next castle Then you get to the last mission this nigga really don't even try to fight you. He just come out drunk All you got past me all you can have He kept giving the bitch up no smoke. He kept giving the bitch up. She kept leaving. She kept running. She kept every game She's like Mario I don't tell you Mario Right and she leave with the nigga and get the fuck off this nigga keep doing real estate schemes This nigga got another castle every super mario. It ain't one that came out and he get new skills This new drugs they put in the game every game to help him be a better mario This nigga got a ponytail on his ass on one He'll return to a raccoon. His mother can either start and become that one with a shit going around That was pcp. I didn't see niggas on pcp from mario three. What about the gold started That's what I'm saying. That's the pcp. That's what you ever seen niggas They need to go running through shit. They need to get invisible. They need to get their star. You can hit a little crackhead music. That's what I'm saying nephew You can't touch this. Right nigga run through everything, bro. You can't touch this now you might burn yourself Then that shit get through then he could be coming down off the high that shit get faster Damn and it's all slowing down start slowing down, bro damn mario You have to withdraw That's why you need that red motherfucker. He's like what a red shit. Well, he's on the drunk Now that I'm gonna have blood pressure that game makes so much more sense now They're like even when you like fuck up and you touch them and you that they made like the little animation noise They'd be like, but he was really saying shit. Yeah, but think about it He's never born in them tunnels. That was just his imagination. Exactly. He was just hiding That was fucking with us. But the music changed. You go down there with that one down there That must have been rehab Tell him that he's hot as hell and you still think you on the mission you just hear in the train camp Ain't it crazy that the playstation 5 just came out and we sitting here telling you how great nintendo is Right because it's the legendary one that you know Yeah, I mean and then the thing is for playstation ps 5 they still ain't put out a new grand theft auto game They've rerunning that model. They're re rocking the shit out grand theft auto 5 And they didn't put it out Boy that was the and that's why I say now kids ain't as bad as we make them out to be because nigga We play grand theft auto. We was way worse. I said it was like bro That's how they came in the strip club Walk on stage and just shoot the shit out of strip or so the security and get into a shooting match with me Bro, that's what I do. Just walk on stage. She up there Be do do do No reason that shit was fun as fuck to me and the security come out with all they does and I put the Cheekhole then they get the hit in the rocket launcher in the strip club You Don't then they put it get all the stars up then put the cheat code in that the police just walking around confuses the Mawfuck Motherfucker Amen, but I see what it's it. Y'all gonna learn about um the beach What that shit out there l a by uh, uh, uh venice mallible venice beat that's what I knew I said, but I got to go to this. I played on the game so much I knew exactly where I was Man y'all one other pill the last time we had goddamn home grills from other park as Damn legs and drill. You know, they find that I don't even want to get the women when I'm gone. What the hell? I don't even want them when we're out here. Yeah, all that ass and shit about yourself. Let me get some of that. You think I would do you like that? Let me get some of that. You know what that nigga is? King Cooper. Yeah. Scoop him up and run. Don't let a nigga know he got him and just keep showing him. That nigga said, A.G.C., we ain't going to do nothing. Hey, y'all want to come do the money? He has a whole bunch of A.B.C. double G's in there with you. Man, y'all ain't shit. I'll pull some of that. You think I would just do you like that, like cut you out and not let y'all be around some great people like this? Hey, the way I saw you smiling on that podcast. On that episode, you were like, I got these niggas. And it seemed like it was more space in here that day. It seemed like they opened up a room. They backed everything up so they could just put their legs all the way out. I'm like this shit. I'm saying he had a great time. And I just sat right there and watched the whole episode. He was just like ladies. Y'all trying to make me feel real. Y'all like to smile, don't it? I told him to come back, man. Y'all come back. They here? Yeah. How they here? Yeah. What are they? Move your coat, DC. Hey. Baby, I'm a milk boy. She got gas. You want to jazz. You been over there eating that pizza. She's going to bust all over that big motherfucker. Don't worry about it. I catch a fuck. Uh-oh. Catch it. Are you nasty? Show them this. I heard what y'all was saying on that episode. What was I saying? She ain't been to play with y'all for to get straight to it. You ain't a changed woman. No, you're not. No, you're not. We got birthday balloons and stuff. Oh, it's our anniversary, man. It's our anniversary. That's exactly it, bro. We dropped out first episode Christmas 2015. Wow. Yeah. So somebody sent us this, I think, early. So we're just going to use it. By the time the anniversary comes, this bitch is going to be bleeding. Yeah, always. We're going to keep it right there. All the way back. We're going to be on this shit. Hey, shout out to the plant man. We're getting linked up with this local black man. I was wondering where these plants came from. We're going to continue to water these, bro. I see now. The red ones are done. Some of these bitches ain't going to be here when they come back. I'm telling you, some of this shit home. Do you know the names of any of these motherfuckers? Hold on. I know one of these come from a funeral, dude. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Not a point, man. You know niggas always grabbing some plants. Yeah, let me go to the grave. You ain't got water. Shit. Put that plant down. Time out, nigga. You know motherfuckers that take plants from funerals? Yes. Can they be like, yeah, we'll plant them. And then they be like, grimo told me to get this. Okay. Back in the church to take the plant. Get your ass home, man. What y'all been up to? You and I were working. Drinking. Gettin' for the food. Rude. Mm-hmm. Look at me like that, man. Get your ass home. Now it's on the TV. That was nothing, man. Okay, no kiss on the phone. I don't know. Look at you. This girl crazy. I listen to them. I know they talk that good shit. Yeah, exactly. I'm just lucky. You know, man, we watch y'all on the podcast that y'all did with Loso. It's good that we get to be here and get some of that perspective this time. Yes. First of all, congrats on y'all podcast though. Thank you. Thank you. Black Queens doin' their motherfuckin' thong. Dizzle. Y'all want to read this? Let's read this shit. Y'all niggas ready? Let's table read. Read on three. One, two, three. Read. Hey. We about to audition for our own shit. Let's do it. All right. Here we go. 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She visited me You know you start if your arm don't shake that means you're really not doing that You got a little Cheese the shit in your mac you can start at all you want to Macaroni and cheese with this third only means something if you got the right agreement Cheese that could ruin the whole goddamn things Well, like you gotta have a mac and cheese. I don't like who they got that whole at cross at the top Man Not no P. Can pie I won't Mac and cheese Now what I don't like is that creamy shit that when you scoop it it'd be a little bit of water at the bottom That means that makes it much like no it's not nigga. That is goddamn I ain't gonna cap no, but they crush I can't deal Everybody get this is just come with a spoon and scoop around the side nigga and get that cool I hate Now I can't stand this here, but you know what I did fuck around the store like it though. What's that dress? Oh, I love I want to dress me. I know where they breathe. I ain't like it But you can't be making a stall top though What do you mean? So stop dressing the way they come in a box. Yeah, you gotta make that shit from a brand new kitchen I'm just like Eat cranberry sauce That's It's not something more fucking dead brain like what you brought some green bean Child about green bean casserole That's always the last thing left with him crispy No, it's mine. I want the green bean casserole. If I walk out with a pan, you know, what's in that? You take that back, you know, bro You got a second on top of your green bean All right, you talk about I have a whole plate make me You don't know that man. Feel real play make me man. I got it. I feel real play make me. I'm all day Make me man Make me I want to play baby Hell no, I'm I've been told I got an immature palette I don't get it Like motherfuckers that make double eggs with relish in them You want to them niggas they go to the restaurant and get chicken tenders? That's me five-star restaurant chicken tenders and fries See, I got to have I got to have the chicken breast the rice I can be picky. I can be bougie. Give me white grape Oh, okay. Give me white grape. Sometimes brown grape be too south and you can't see the south This shit made me remember when we went to that rap party That birthday season a while ago Made me and this nigga we was just in there. They got all kind of weird as food I'm like, we ain't know the shit about this man. I saw them pretty. It's goddamn food And I'm the biggest nigga, you know, I ain't eating shit man. This shit looked like Pussy on a plate That fucking um, it was some kind of tartar like a tuna tartar man that shit was delicious It wasn't even delicious. It was just so beautiful. I had to eat this right Like, you know what? I mean And that's exactly what it looked like tartar. I wasn't touching that. What is tartar? Tartar is like a little I thought it was like uncooked me. It wasn't cooked. It was it's It's like a fish steak I ain't never seen that shit. So when you said that I thought about that moment because you like y'all eat smoked salmon I actually had a problem like with my last relationship because he was like, bitch salmon again Yes, because I cooked salmon so much Potato right there Dog you see the white bread I had two feets Y'all feel like that's a necessity to the In the relationship to be able to cook and go all that shit like y'all those type of ladies are you like fuck that? I got a menu. I mean I can cook but I don't feel like it's a necessity and I think I gotta work for me to cook I'm not cooking off the rip. What do you gotta do to get some cooking going man? She said nigga gotta work like what a nigga gotta do. I'm not cooking for you off the rip We about to be going out to eat and she Money Money for me to cook that that was okay. That's the best thing I can make is a reservation. I have a very refined The best thing I can make is a reservation. I already got it. You want to eat? I called them already. They got it. You know what I'm saying? Not on my cooking, but we gotta be like, you know locked in for me to start cooking I'm saying though if a nigga come over your house, it's only so much a nigga gonna be doing watching Netflix, smoking, cooking Already What in the fuck, Laurel, is that? Well, that's true. So, a nigga can't come to your house before y'all fuck? I mean, no. Man, no. What the fuck is it? A nigga can't come back. Oh, so I can leave. Oh, so y'all go observe what the other nigga house is. Yeah. Let me see what's going on. I need to see how he's living. Let it fuck nigga come on by. Well, what if a nigga don't want you to know where he live at, where the hotel's sufficient? No. What? Especially if we live in the same city? Right, if we live in the same city, you're trying to give me to come to a hotel? Why? Because I don't know you. That means you got a bitch at home. I know you, but I don't know the niggas you fuck with. You might be about to go. Nah. You hiding something. Passing me. Yeah, in my house. Yo, dude. Nah, you go shit in my house. I don't know you. The fuck? I'm supposed to just let you in my house because I want some pussy? Fuck that. I don't know the niggas you fucking with. All them niggas liking your pictures on Instagram and shit. You getting mad at me now. Niggas trying to kick my door and I got to fight a murder charge because I want some ass. No, we don't go to this hotel If I can't come to your house, she can't come to my house. What the fuck do I look like? Oh, I read it out of Airbnb. Oh, damn. How you out front? You got a lot of smiles. I'm like, yeah, I'm a relative. How you out front like the Airbnb? No, I'm like, yeah, I sold them this house. No, I can kick you. I got the gear. I got the couch, man. What you tripping on? That's not going to work. You really got to be careful about that, man. You build something. You don't go around and invite the wrong motherfuckers. Yeah, you can tell somebody to come to your house. So think about it. Sometimes niggas just be meeting chicks off the internet. Yeah. I'm talking to the niggas watching this shit. You ain't never even seen her legs, bruh. What? That's a good-ass point. That's a good-ass point, man. What? That's a hell of a point. Think about it, man. You ain't never seen her legs. In real life, you got to see her legs, man. Your legs tell a story as a woman. I need to see what scars you got if you ever fail down a script. I need to make sure that when you stand up, both legs, you're like, I don't like when one like, that shit be like, like that shit. You got like her ugly boobs be like, Yeah, that's loose. I can't fuck with that. That shit, man. That inverted foot, I see. Well, that motherfuckers didn't, she be standing there like that. She be like, her legs fucked up so I make her look bad, bitch. How's she standin'? Bitch is like a swirl. How's she standin'? I can't trust you. Man, y'all always be like, you ready to go? We can leave when they be ready to go. I don't know where would you be. Why put your ass to the cup? We're fucked. Give me a hamster. Man, just leave me at the hamster. Leave me at the hamster. It can make you nervous. Like, hey, I'ma ask y'all my nigga, you ever had a chick come to your house and she just get to look at around like, oh my God, this is so nice. It's like, it's just scopein' my spot out. And this is the thing. You got these locations you can put on your phone. Turn your location on next to it. You know, the Jack boys is there. Women get to do shit at man house that we could never do at their house. Like what? Like, one time that girl showed up at my house, we about kickin' in the smoke with shit like that. She got the nerve to show up at my house. It was raining outside. She took her shoes off. Her socks was wet. Her socks was already dirty before they got wet. Because I'm a nigga and I done had on dirty socks before and I know that the rain ain't have shit to do with them socks. Them socks was already dirty. Then she gone try to hide her feet and be like, can you give me some socks? No, because I see how you treat your socks. And I got nice socks. I'm not giving you shit. But her socks was dirty either way. Whether it was raining or not. So now she got mail due. No, that is me. Yeah, I feel like you gotta be selective. You ain't just be having everybody come to your house. You can't come to my house and be on your phone. Oh, hell no. I remember one time I remember one time I hung up with this nigga and he had like, he was like, oh, you gotta put your phone up. You gotta let me hold your phone. I was like, okay, I'm about to go. I ain't gonna hold your shit, I don't have a shit right now. He was like, he needs to hold my phone. I was like, what the fuck? I'm not about to take my pictures of you. Ain't nobody taking pictures of you. Draw the location. It's either you come in the house, go straight to the living room, or the big room. You ain't be like, oh, hey, hey. Why are you walking around? I'm D. I don't need to drop the location. I'm already in there. I'm gonna rob you. I don't need to call nobody. I ain't about to call nobody. How much do you need? We will be looking at each other's eyes. You are currently getting robbed. I didn't mean to say for them to do this. I agree. Because nine times out of ten, whatever we did prior to getting to the house, I already have been robbed. Congratulations to God that man's money. The conversation probably ain't been shit. I've been listening to you talk about some dumb ass shit and I know you ain't a bitch who's gonna say in my job, this bitch gonna tell me my break only 30 minutes. I'm like, bitch. You gotta be a little bit more selective about what you get your energy to and all that shit. That's your team. The only way you know what you're bringing over here, you can't hang up no pictures of yourself and you gotta act like you don't know where you live. You gotta pass the crib to it. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Nobody here, come on. So what is that, what is that you trust in a man for y'all? Like what do you gotta see of the nigga for you? You know what, okay, he come to my house. Oh. Don't act like you don't know. That's a deep question. But you already had the answer to a nigga can't come. Alright, let me ask you this too. You've been over a nigga house first. His shit was too nice for you to invite him back to yours. No, no. No, because I feel like shit. If I fucking with a nigga, I like fucking with a nigga too. You know what I mean? I make shit together. So his shit is supposed to be better than yours. Yeah, his shit has to be. It has to be, I would not fucking do it. If I like listen to me, it's the same. Whoa, time out, what do you mean listen? I'm the same. If we're walking off the same apartment complex, they don't know upgrade. Now say for this, there's a one-bedroom condo. And when you come over, you're gonna come to the one-bedroom condo. You gonna judge him out of that one-bedroom condo and he got like six houses. Niggas be lying though. He could be lying about them six houses. I need to be one. You said the condo in one-bedroom condo. No. Did you hear that shit? Did you hear that shit? Did you hear that shit? Did you hear that shit? The six-bedroom condo section 8, and you just think I'm the same. I'm a section 8? No. You ain't never fucking with a nigga that got in there. Y'all don't know the right type of niggas. I know a nigga right now with a three-bedroom nigga paying like $15 a month. That's not good. That bitch nice. I'll pay $15. He ain't gonna tell you that. But he livin' nicer than you. But he livin' nicer than you. You crazy. I'm gonna wear your clothes, y'all. I will not, not because of that. But honestly, that's like... Now you know what you got to say when you get to the door. I smell the baby's on his doorstep. I smell the baby's on his doorstep. I smell the baby's on his doorstep. It's a nigga in your apartment company. I walk and play. I got my bags and shit. I just got off the plane. Niggas are one of my spies. And you gonna see me be like, you stay here, you stay here. No, it's not like that. It's not like that. But honestly out of situation, I was living in an apartment complex and I started fuckin' with this nigga that lived in my apartment and didn't work out. So of course, you know, I'm movin' on to the next, you know what I'm sayin'? This nigga, I swear to God, when my new nigga was leaving the apartment, he was like, hey, bro. Oh, no. Get your ass down. Say that nigga. Hey, your stand is fucked up, bro. Hey, your stand though is so close, quick, my nigga. Don't do it, bro. Say it yourself. That is a lame-ass nigga, bro. That toilet dirty him. The ball is spot on. I don't care. But you can't take that out on the niggas who stay in your apartment company. For example, the next thing they poppin', you're like, look, that's not me. He and lame-ass nigga, they gon' tell. How big is your apartment complex when you just keep runnin' into the same nigga? You stay with... Nah, you're my bitch. I ain't tellin' ya, bro. I ain't tellin' ya, bro. I ain't tellin' ya, bro. I ain't tellin' ya, bro. I ain't tellin' ya, bro. I definitely don't feel like you need to be fuckin' somebody in your apartment building. I had a bad experience, too. You did? Yes. That's my... He fuckin' just stood in the fuckin' room out. Oh, that niggas never move! Stay in here! I ain't even try to focus with this nigga, man. Oh, my God. That's the thing, only a woman can have standards like that. Men can't have standards like that when we judge, like, oh, I can't fuck with a nigga because he don't live better than me. Like, if niggas had those same level of standards, it'd be tough for y'all out here. It'd be tough for y'all, too. Not if I'm the nigga that's livin' well. You know what I'm sayin'? Like, the nigga that's livin' well, but the nigga that's livin' well has a certain standard and he was there and posed that standard. He looked there like a, oh, you a bitch-ass nigga. How dare you talk to a woman in here? I'm about to start bein' this pretty like this. Because I seen it in his face. What? She ain't no paper towels in this bitch. I better go home. Like a nigga come in your house and see paper towels. I'm not about to be doin' this shit all day. I'm just gonna fold up. No, I think that's a great value brand for you. Hold on, what am I wrong with that? Oh, nah, he mad. You know what to make me quit? I was askin' what it was. One plaid tissue. That's some... She don't love herself enough to get at least that. Oh, I agree. That gentleman tissue. Yeah, that gentleman, the guy that wanted to come in the road is big. Oh, I don't like that shit. I don't like that shit. There's cheese on the paper. You probably be gettin' paper cut. But look, y'all can't do that cause like for example, a nigga who got money, who just literally just be like, he fine with the regular shit. You can't judge him because you think he a regular nigga. I'm not judgein' him. I just said I was to go talk to him. You judge him. Oh for what? I'm not judgein' him, we just... We don't do y'all like that. What I'm saying is, if the nigga... That's a hit. If you read the nigga, let's just say he drive a nice car, it's personality, right? Y'all, whatever, whatever. He stay with his mama. He stay with his mama. That nigga stay with his mama, man. I've got a nice car if he stay with his mama. Fuck that. He stay with his mama. You know, nigga, he hit a $100,000 lick, went and bought a $98,000 car, and he stay with his mama. You roll the bin and roll to his mama house. Since you want to fuck with the nigga with the bin, now you gotta stay with him. If you get to the house, and you see the house ain't nicer than yours, you're gonna negate all the other shit that you like about this nigga because he stay in a one-bedroom apartment. Yeah, it doesn't sound like you're financially stable. And it don't sound like you're smart to be driving a luxury car. That's what you try to do with a woman. How you gonna put up a nigga got to have some pussy? Yeah! Oh my God! Now look, I ain't gonna lie. Y'all can have y'all standards of who y'all want to get your pussy to because that's y'all pussy. Nah, but think about it. I quit fucking with a chick if I TV too little. I ain't fucking with 32-inch TV aggregate. Man, go on that my favorite day. That means you got poor pussy management. Why you got a 32-inch TV in your house? But you know what it is? She just ran into a nigga who would get up bigger TV. If he pussy good, I'm like, you know what? I don't go ahead and get to that 52. Nah, we don't get to 52 got an upgrade. We're gonna get you 42. You got to taste that. You ain't never been to the phone before. I ain't kidding. So my question to y'all is y'all feel like like he said whatever you want to get your pussy to is your right. But if the nigga is financially stable and he got all this shit together in order to get some pussy, then that means he should be able to get all the pussy he can afford. I mean y'all don't do that anyway if y'all brokerage. No, it's not. Niggas, yes they are. Niggas don't do that anyway. Niggas is gonna fuck bitchy. Man, because this is the size who they want to get their pussy to. Get a credit. They right? Niggas gonna fuck a tree right now, but I ain't gonna fuck this tree right now. Niggas is gonna fuck a tree. Niggas leave. You talking right now. You talking. Hold on. Hold on. We're gonna keep giving these bitches wood. I don't want to smoke with her. I'm talking up the wrong tree. I'm talking up the wrong tree. But I just always like to get that perspective though. Niggas is gonna fuck bitches. Y'all gonna fuck a bitch. Women, y'all choose the shit different than men. Men, we fuck because we can. Y'all fuck because you want to. It doesn't make it no better. It doesn't make it no better. Ever since I became the pastor, we got to keep it equal. Wrong is wrong. See, it ain't no men do and women do. It takes two people to fuck. Now, wrong is wrong. Now, two wrongs don't make a right. Now, wrongs don't make a sad baby. That's your one. That's a fake. You ain't never this game with niggas and pussy because you wanted to give some pussy. When I was younger. See pussy is an enterprise. Pussy is an enterprise. That's poor pussy management. A nigga want to fuck with a bitch you got some going on too. We see you growing. We see you growing. We see you growing. That's proper pussy management. Not fucking all niggas who don't do shit for you who let you be out here down-bad and you fucking that nigga. That's poor pussy management. If I'm fucking a nigga and he good and he straight he got his shit together and stuff but I'm over here trying to figure out every day what the fuck I got going on how am I going to do this how I'm going to do that and this nigga can call me everyday That's poor pussy management. Why are you fucking on that nigga? So it sounds like you have great pussy management but horrible mental management. Because why the fuck can't you figure out what you want to do with your life? What I'm talking about? Like I'm saying, like we adults, why the fuck do I got to figure out what you want to do? I got to help you get to a better position in life because I want to bust a nut. That's a hell of a responsibility. That's all I'm saying. You keep talking to me. The pussy management is cool, but what about the mental management? You constantly fucked up. I can't figure it. My man, and you just want to just keep fucking it. I can't figure out what my feelings are. I just don't know what's going on there. I just, oh my god, I'm in my boutique, ain't taking off like I thought I was on. And then nobody's subscribing to my only friends there. And you just going to keep calling over here, trying to fuck without helping me. Like, bitch, that sounds like a personal issue you got going on. That is just crazy. I mean, that could be a personal issue. I feel what she's saying too, but I feel what you're saying. I mean, I do. You are absolutely right. But that's for a woman who's supposed to already have her shit going on while she even fucking with a nigga. Nah, if you do fuck with a nigga who probably fight naturally stable, or not even financially stable, sometimes a nigga will spiritually Well, how do you think this may become financially stable by not fucking off by paying other people's bills? That's true. But, but check this out, no. But check this out here, even though a nigga might be financially stable, sometimes he might be able to help you spiritually or emotionally. You feel what I'm saying? Well, I go to church. I'm fine. You see what I'm saying? Hey. And I got my mom almost emotional. Oh, but see, that's the thing though. So I can call her and talk to her about my feelings. So, so, so what about there? I ain't know. A nigga with some money having to have a fucking with you. What about a nigga who you might have a bigger bag then? But he got motion. He got motion. You got a bigger bag than he do. You ain't gonna fuck with him. That's what a lot of ladies say they want in a man's potential. I am 29. Hell no. So what I'm saying though, same for you, baby. All to fuck with a nigga for his potential. All right, let me say this. Look at this character and say this. You niggas, you better stop trying to find women that's going to believe in your dreams. You heard that. Yeah, and they 21. But same for this. Same for you making 4 million a year. But he making maybe 800,000 a year. Hey, good one. You ain't gonna fuck with him. Good one. He ain't gonna be broke. Hey, nigga. You know how a nigga get broke. He ain't doing $250,000. You ain't the guy ain't for life. I mean, that's a little different. If you figured out how to make that much money, then obviously, hopefully, you're trying to figure out how to make more. How much money you want your lady to be making a year? A year? Yeah. I mean, I would love for a woman to be making way more money than you. Realistically, how much are they really making? What they got to be at to be in the ballpark. The same way they got standards, what would you prefer? It depends, Lois, because each situation is different. I can manage what I can manage. I'm only going to put myself in a situation where I can manage what I want. But you're not about to let no 36,000 a year lady talk to you. No, ain't nobody going to talk to me crazy, because I'm respectful. But at the same time. You know me, bro. I'm like, Mr. Screws at my house. Excuse me. The fuck I am on the train. I paid for all of these. You wasn't in the fucking field with me. With the swig of earring, bro. You just kept on going. You wasn't in the field fighting, doing sweat and tears. She go, what's up with your earring? Don't say no games. You just elevated in life, bro. That's niggas' prime time. See, you got to know how. You got to watch some shit with a nigga. You know what I'm saying? You probably need a month for a band. Majority of nine times out of ten of a woman. I'm not saying I make more money. I would want my girl to make more money. But I'm there to motivate you to help you get a bag and continue to get a bag. But I'm not going to stop and say, ah, you're not on my financial level. I'm not going to watch you struggle either. I'm not going to watch you. I'm not going to watch you struggle. But I'm also not going to allow you to depend on me to save you from your struggle. Absolutely. But that's what I was about to say. I feel like, first of all, only certain women can have those type of standards. You have to have your own shit going on and have your own bag to be able to have standards like that. Bitches be out here don't be having a pot of piss in, but they be like, oh, my nigga got to have this. My nigga got to have that. What do you have, though? You don't have shit. But that's what I'm saying. This is the powerfulest day in the world. But I'm saying, if you're that type of bitch, you can't be like, oh, I want my nigga to say, I mean, I guess you can be that way. But it's just kind of like a nigga don't have to do for you because you don't even do shit for yourself. Look at Marvin Gaye looking at them bitches. You don't even do shit for your god damn sake. He like, amen. He ain't gonna bet on you. He ain't gonna bet on you. Right, right. You did what I'm saying. Well, this is a very interesting dynamic. You know, black men and black women discussing politics and money and financial incomes and things of that nature, but you never got back to me with that number cheeko being. I can't say a number, bro, because I got women who don't, who are teachers, right? Who don't make a bunch of money, but they mentally strong and they got a lot going on. So I don't care that she only makes what she makes. She's doing a good service to the community. And I'm a motherfucker that's trying to enhance your life. Any woman that I deal with, my goal is to only be in the hands of not a hindrance. I ain't trying to, I'm not trying to fuck your shit up. Fuck your shit, you need a book, man. I'm not trying to fuck your shit up. Like, if I come in, I don't care what you got going on, whatever you do, as long as it don't bring me no issues, do your thing. But I'm gonna be a motherfucker that you could depend on to do what I'm willing to do. But I'm not gonna save you from the shit that the universe is bringing to you. Some of that shit is for you to figure out. I can't save you from what God got for you. It's for you to figure out. It's not for you to save! It's not for me to come in and save. It's not for you to save. And there's a lot of women out here who looking to get saved because they pussy good or they believe they pussy good. Yeah, it ain't good. Nick can get saved if you see it. A lot of y'all got a real fucked up perception about how good your pussy is, too. Well, I personally believe it can't be that good if you really strangle it that bad. It ain't no... They just don't know how to pronounce it. I got some bitches that fuck more fucker because they liking me. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? And they got some more fuckers that be like, hey man, what you trying to do, man? Right. You trying to tell them to put, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Yeah. You know the one that be like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, they want to know something. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, and wear the coin. I think it has to be a combination of everything, though. Oh, definitely. Yeah, like you gotta like somebody, you gotta fuck with them, they gotta be doing what y'all wanna do for each other. Shut up! Oh, it's a combination of things. He's like, I'm not gonna lie. Just because a nigga got money and he's gonna be spending on me does not necessarily mean I'ma fuck you because I might not even like you. Damn! That's true. So a nigga did what he had to do to push it and still do it. See, a pussy just like a scratch off. You don't know what you're gonna get. Yeah, you will win a free ticket before you win the actual booth. The Grand Prize. Let's keep winning tickets to keep winning. It's hard to win that Grand Prize. It's a big man's game. Yup, it's hard to win that Grand Prize. Yup. You see the two dollars, you see the two dollar jumbo, they get you lights up. They like, nah, that's all you get. And y'all definitely have like had a nigga do shit for me and did not give him nothing for you. That's selfish as a mother. So, okay, okay, so Kenan, so, but y'all don't understand it. But y'all don't understand it. But I didn't ask him. But say this. But you allowed it. Why would not? I mean, why would I turn it down? Listen, if a motherfucker comes to my yard, it'd be like, man, but cut your grass. And I keep letting the nigga cut my grass just because he wanna do it and I don't give him no money that's still fucked up on me because I know what he's doing it for. So if I just ignore the fact that this nigga's trying to gain the customer, I'm just gonna keep ignoring it. Oh, you back again? Go ahead, do your thing. To me it sound like that nigga done, though. Why would he come and cut your grass and not give him pay? And that's the thing. But if I'm entertaining this shit, I'm out there talking to, yeah, man, you know what I mean? I'm giving them, like, I'm fucking with them. Like, yeah, man, you doing a good job. Man, what's that move you did right there? Is that an interview? You intertwined that? Yeah, that was good. How you did that? They come back to mom and show me something else. And then he needs to be like, okay, where my money at? So if the dude would have been like, where my pussy at, you would have told him you can't handle? Yeah. I ain't got it on me. So, so. I'm fucked up right now. That's fine. That's fine. I ain't gonna care. That's fine. I ain't got it on me. I'm also pussy. Ow! I left that at the house. I'm fucked up right now. I ain't got nothing. I ain't got nothing. I'm a petty nigga. Know what I'm saying? You ain't got your pussy on you. Damn, I'm sorry. You left it, man. You know what? I done left my wallet too. That's fucked up. So we gonna have to figure out how we gonna work this one out. Cause, uh. You can walk it with a mannequin, man. This one. If you left your wallet, we probably wouldn't even leave. Okay, so think, so think. That's fine. If you left your pussy, we ain't making any. What's wrong with you? So think about it like this. That's what's happening. That's what we gonna have to do later. You know, you find that to be stable, though. You don't even, you don't even think that you would be able to, like, save a nigga. Just like, save a nigga. Save a nigga for what? I mean, he probably had the swag. He probably had the sauce. He just went, He got the sauce and he ain't got no money. I been like this broke all the way. Oh, I didn't have the money. Let me tell you. Wait, whoa. Let me tell you. Hey, you said it saw me in the big ass pants. I was like, this too. Now I got the bag. I'm like, ooh. Get out of this bag. I gotta give a nigga a chance. But that's what I'm saying. I don't. But it is bitches that do need to, y'all do need to give these niggas a chance. But that's what I'm saying. Hold up. It don't matter where you at financially. If you a nigga that make $300 a day, you gonna get the women that comes with the lifestyle of a nigga making $300 a day. Yeah, that's the woman that's saying like I'm gonna say no. It's a nigga that's the assistant manager at Berk, he's making $1,200 there two weeks. And he got three motherfuckers who come through and eat fries and drink milkshakes with him. That's a mountain. He's doing assistant manager pimping. Right, exactly. And who's doing this at a slew-foot home? Exactly. They're coming up to. I'm like, daddy, I'll work. Daddy, I'll work. Now, how did you wait for a girl? You know how the niggas that manage the fast food play now that don't even worry about that. That's on me. No, he wouldn't get up for this manager discount and pay 35 cents for the meal. For all this? You know the Berk team niggas like what, for all of them for $2? Yeah, you got 3K on them. They didn't just respect it for that shit, bro. They had the two whoppers, Tim Nuggets, a drink and fries for $2. Who had them kids out there eat sponges? That ain't real food. Can't be, bro. That ain't real food, man. Ain't no way it had that real food. 40 nuggets for $3, my nigga. I used to work at Burger King in high school, bro. You used to do what? Burger King food is only good, it's immediately, like it gotta be, you gotta eat it immediately. That's a line in the shit. And that's the fucked up part about it, is the average consumer will not be able to consume that food when it's immediately done. Come on. Like if Burger King could just trap like a dope boy, like straight hand in hand, then kill the game, Blake. They'll look 30 seconds to two minutes that it takes to get your shit to you and kill everything that we just did. You gotta eat the Burger King fries. I'm talking about it. You gotta break that motherfuckers sooner than fuck. Damn it. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. That's how fast you gotta eat that shit. Burger King is a food, don't let that shit go. The bread gets soggy. Oh, yeah. Oh man, they put all that Burger King. Like fries too thick, I don't know. The only thing I ever liked was the croissant wings. How you got to eat it? How you got to eat it? The croissant wings. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, I'm talking about like Krabby Patty. Like Cooke Cookie Monster, man. Like the Krabby Patty formula. They just ate like a cookie monster. Goodness gracious. Well, the Krabby Patty formula. I'll be, I'll be. Don't be D, don't be D. Y'all gonna find y'all a mystery man, I promise. This is the big guy here. Not the mystery man. I'm watching it with a lot of money. Tell my boy, they talking about me. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, I got a yacht. I'm finna come get on some shit. She ain't never seen before. Is it all about the money though? Like, there's some niggas out here that got all super bad. And dummy fuck. That's what I'm saying. I'm talking about something on this shoulder that's been there for like 20 years. This my friend. You got to wear an extra jacket on top of that model. You got like a whole another piece on my neck. Not a foil. You got a little face. You got a billion there. Ew. You got a big bridge. You have to be sexually attracted to like the person that I'm with. So you mean to them and they got to be sexy and rich? Yep. I'm not saying sexy. I should be fine, but he got to be fine to me. Yeah. But we've been using this platform all wrong. What are the rich ladies? Ain't no rich drug dealers. I'm talking about rich people, not the real ones. They're flipping them cards. Rich sugar lovers. Bad niggas, Chevy or something. Yeah. What are them beautiful online owners and women who sell waist trends and eyelashes and shit? They want to take care of you. Black tummy tees. I'm with one of them millionaire women out for only fans with a titty hanging out at work. Send them in some money. Trick on me. Trick on me. Put your tits on me. Trick on me. Trick on me. Then put your tits on me. Trick on me. I like this one. Trick on me. Then put your tits on me. Trick on me. Yeah. Trick on me. Then put your tits on me. Trick on me. Trick on me. Then put your tits on me. Trick on me. Trick on me. Then put them tits on me, I'm lookin' for a trap, girl Who sold a lot of dope? Who gon' buy me some 26 inches that's gon' flow? Yuh The truck, the Cadillac, over with the beans Then let me fuck about two or three of her friends No way Take them to the mall and buy the new J New J She been trappin', trappin' all day All day What a strip of sellin' waste trainers Waste trainers You need a piff or need a money, man With some money, fuck with me, cause that What the fuck up with the beat? They ain't listenin' J-O-W We is lookin' for some trick Yuh I'm standin' tall With a holder on the bin Machine weaves at the mall Yuh Big fallin' I'm tired of spendin' my own money I'm callin' Me for a fee Big bitch coming trick on me Trick on me Trick on me I need about An old Google 63 I'm talkin' bout listen I like my women old With all time Did you give me some money? Nope, she forgot Did you give me some money? Nope, she forgot Did you give me some money? Nope, she forgot I ran it up nigga About 50 or block Trick on me Trick on me Trick on me Trick on me Trick on me Trick on me Trick on me Don't you trick on me Trick on me It depends It depends Let me bring that back What's it doing to your ass? It depends I like my women It depends Trick on me Yuh D-E-P-E-N-D-L D-E-P-E-N-D-L D-E-P-E-N-D-L D-E-P-E-N-D-L Trick on me Trick on me Trick on me Trick on me Trick on me Trick on me You stankin' old funky Forget about me Listen here You need to leave You need to leave Don't look at me Stop nigga You need to leave You need to leave You need to leave Oh, shit No, man Let me know that though Cause ain't nothing wrong with having those type of stuff Cause that's what you want in life I'm the best father No, I ain't y'all a man to keep a word with you Ignorance is good I don't want to have a sex job I don't really give a fuck I don't really give a fuck I don't really give a fuck about what any girl got going on Longest I really don't Except for all the other shit that she said He got an ad going on She's talking about his personal business Like, you know, him fucking with other bitches All that shit, I don't If we're not in a relationship, I don't really give a fuck What you got going on What you need to be doing Talk to your shit You ain't ready about the Krabby Patty Don't know where you that fool Don't know where you that fool You're not that cool I don't know where you that You're not that cool You're not going to see a nigga out that you fuck away with the other Hey girl, what's up baby You two make it Congratulations I would go speak You're going to speak I would, I'd be like that And then walk away But don't do that to be That'll fuck him up What if we tell her to kiss you Why would he talk about that What's up what Why would you walk up But why would he ask me to kiss her She already done been She already been told to kiss you Cause he see you walking Damn Treating me I'm so confused No, he was walking up If he already done seen it Shout out to him man I am dead She done been she do it You done been walking up You walking up to say hello But what if you walk over to say hello And he be like hey baby what's up This is my other lady I was telling you about You know what I mean what's up with you baby Say hello and she be like hey But why hurt so much about you That's what she must be real good for you to keep him I mean he must be I mean like girl it is But this gotta be somebody Drink on me Drink on me Drink on me What about the game now Now that's what I'm talking about Y'all get this You doing the wall But it look like an ACF tell I'm gonna do that Alright Alright y'all got the ambulance on Oh my god Drink on me Listen man You don't hear a lot of women say they don't want to They don't give a fuck Cause women don't really want to know We want to hear what we want to hear But you know what we failed to realize We ain't got no sense I'm gonna ask you no I'll do that stuff No I'm not saying you know Sometimes I leave my room books at the house You know I leave my guidelines at the house I'm not your nigga boy I was just like I need this man I thought it was a boogie But we all have been nice All of us have went through a phase where we Had no standards It was one goal in mind That's it You didn't know everything Nigga was stepping up a red flag Man red flag No furniture but we can fuck Red the hardest color Long as she got another room We'll have some sex She couldn't live in a shed I went on that one girl She had no furniture She had a love seat It was like a beanbag She had a pole She had a black cat I walked past the room I seemed like a little pallet So she was like come on in the room I came in the room I'm a pallet It was probably real peace Peace and pallet Peace and pallet Peace and pallet Listen I can feel the flow You feel it but we on the pallet though But I can feel the flow The cat come on Oh shit The cat sleep on the pallet too Oh fuck off Why the cat on the pallet I didn't hit but I knew then I was like I can't be fucking these bitches on the pallet Oh my god I think it's bad enough She had some good pussy On the pallet I went up there I tried to take a bit She was eating jello With this of all her fish I was like I ain't never come back With the knuckle bars With the knuckle bars With that part She had no wash rags We finished fucking She bought a whole towel out for me to wash off With the top half wet I'm trying to wait You know the towel big So I got to step over the towel I'm like you got to get some wash gloves I just cut this up I'm like Hey listen If I come over your house Hot water heater is visible I ain't fucking with you You can hit If I can see it Yeah but we all had them standards Them times as men we ain't had no standards You got to go through the pitfalls Some of the finest women I ever dealt with Were poor I'm talking about some beautiful poor ones These ones They went on to be drug dealer girlfriends And real successful We didn't took them less than you I mean sometimes you take an L It'll change you So we got to save a bitch We just automatically got that about you It's dangerous You need to be having your shit on When she said in one of them neighborhoods That you know it's turnt up over there But you get mad she's ready But you just got to get over there Nigga them is the most I think we should do that too See that's why I like older women Because older women don't look at that shit like that They already got that like They done They just like Give me that young bitch Okay Oh yeah I definitely feel like You put me in your will Where they are now It's niggas I don't fuck with What I would not fuck with them You have to check back on your old people And see how they doing Like your old niggas What you mean like calling them Or looking on social media They still laugh Like a wellness chick All your old niggas fucked up They don't fuck with me no more I'm starting to see a pattern Everybody you fucked up I knew I had to like Change my standards Last time I fuck with like A quote on quote regular dude He had lawn chairs for his dining room And I said You know what this is not the life I'm talking about But that's the thing When you look at it I was like you know what This ain't right It's easier than y'all do Because a man is peaceful With having lawn chairs in his living room That's fine for him But it's okay for him So you gonna make him change his standards We stop fucking with people with stupid shit too Like I don't want to fuck with a chick Then eat hot dogs Like if she has hot dogs And home and eat them I'm not fucking with that I'm not fucking with that Me fucking up is me hot dogs I'm working hard for I see hot dogs I've been my favorite little smokies Nah I agree They already couldn't Out of all the shit though She chose to make hot dogs She got kids though She got kids though She got children She got two If she single with hot dogs So much shit don't apply If you See You might have a girl that's out at ventures I like hot dog food And she probably smoke I got to have two hot dogs You want a hot dog? Hey man I'm the white one And I got the way you know what I'm trying to get to I know it's a lot of girls Because she knows it's gonna be like ketchup She chose to make hot dogs There's a lot of ratchet bitches Like I just a fussy Got some crazy ass stories Hot dogs Fucking with the cat on the pallet It's a lot of ratchet bitches I know that I was Blessed to be around a bunch of real niggas Even I had no father I was blessed to be around real guys That gave me the game And it wasn't until I started going through the shit that they were telling me about When I was young that I realized I should have been listening I told them you gotta treat your dick like You treat your social security though You gotta be real selective with who you give it to If you give it to the wrong motherfucker they gonna fuck your life up forever Right That's some real shit right there It's not until you just start giving that motherfucker away And then you think about it That's just as valuable as your social And you just wouldn't walk up to him and be like Hey my social is whatever But we'll walk up and be like I should have waited two years I should have waited before I started getting pussy I should have waited a little bit longer It's been downhill every second What? Pussy is one of the worst investments I ever made It's just like I done invested all this time and energy And pussy ain't made no return Pussy It might be how you Pussy basing the term bro I keep breaking even The game is real There is no end I done hit a couple times See you can't deal with me You can't deal with me the nigga you are It's been given to Elevate you who you are Had I not been fucking with that pussy I probably could have been the first black man To send a fucking rocket to the moon or some shit I probably could have been great You could have also been a superhero Pussy Pussy Pussy Pussy It balances you out Pussy It shows you what your shit is Pussy It's the greatest gift God ever gave It's the nucleus If it wasn't for this dick to throw up in there You wouldn't know nothing about that pussy See that's the nucleus If it wasn't for us having this dick to put up in there You wouldn't know what a pussy was How would you know Think about that But it doesn't matter though Because that's why a lot of women are walking around here thinking they got great pussy Because the nigga gonna It's false I ain't gonna lie The nigga called me this He said you could be fucking humping Carpe But it's the friction And you don't know He said He said He said He said He said I ain't even gonna cap But if I'm fucking for a long time You'll put it back I mean of course I'm gonna shout at you Hey man come on man 10 minutes I don't think you should I'm gonna call a child I know that but 10 minutes 20 is the max 20 is the max Who gave it to you 20 is the max I'm not trying to fuck for longer than 20 minutes Okay I can respect that For low station shit I gotta be here He just looking for some pussy That's it That's all Turn that ceiling fan on fellas I'm telling you you gotta have a ceiling fan So hopefully you do But turn that motherfucker on He's like could you turn the fan off It's making me You failed the test You failed the test Someone wouldn't be using coconut oil Yes sir ski They're using coconut oil Oh have a big ball What? How long have you been? Whatever you need Do that I'll put mine out You put yours out and we sell them as a unit I'm selling you using them anyway Oh yeah we're using them Come on man I'm gonna bring the same thing Man chill out I'm gonna break down the condom No That pussy filter That's what you get to as a point in the band Like I'm not just I can't just be out here just fucking all the time Cause I gotta use the condom and that shit is a waste of time And you don't need to use the condom I don't fucking know That's why I don't fuck as much as I could Nowhere near Because it's like I don't know you And I know that if I got the fuck It's gonna be with the condom And I can fuck forever You gonna be mad like you still ain't came yet No I'm not going to This is the censored version of that pussy So you never have came with the condom on it Yeah but when I was a young Yeah Now is I know You know the secret to having it With a condom on it You gotta think about Charlie and the Chalk effect What? In a world of pure imagination I'm never thinking about No Charlie nothing You have to use your Pussy You just have to use your imagination And remember the time when real pussy felt like That's it That's it That's right That's right god damn it Ah shit I lost it I lost it You still there? Oh it's still there It's not there okay See I'm safe Best way man If anybody in the advertisement industry If you make it condoms All you gotta do is advertise condoms That feel like real pussy And you know what we need to come out with them We need to make some condoms called raw dogs Cause when you fuck with them It feel like you're a raw dog That's a good idea How about we take it even further We can be the first men that invent condoms That you don't even need pussy for Oh no I ain't trying to substitute I ain't trying to substitute You have to crib and you just put them On and get in the crib like yeah I'm just c- They be walking up hey boy appreciate that I'm like oh what you talking about What the fuck are you talking about I'm fucking out of my life bro If it wasn't for you then just fuck these hoes What the fuck did you tell them about Boycotting outside you motherfuckers Then fucked up the game with that shit And it's a boycotting shit out of that You think if they fucked up the game I ain't made a reservation in Muffin shop what the fuck Yo need no pussy just put that Muffin on like a patch I'm straight up Oh my god Man these motherfuckers It's real I can't even mention that one Hey man wait till the Japanese People hear about this your idea we like They gonna be calling me hello Carlos Tell me that one That one gonna go I might not have worded it right But the condom that you put on And make you bust a nut regardless That shit'll go What if a nigga ask you to make a mold out of your pussy That's still weird Did y'all see that post with that man He got that uh chain made That lady pussy Salute to that nigga man Salute to that nigga man That nigga when it got him a chain Made with his girl pussy Word That shit was fat That's a compensation piece That's a compensation You know how much pussy he gonna get because he got that pussy I wanna meet the girl I wanna meet her Cause that pussy off the chain That's smart as fuck You know what y'all got to do Link up That's that's That's gonna make you wanna talk to a nigga You see a nigga So do y'all see that nigga with the Flash it That shit might be fake Y'all done been through this before Oh we already Y'all done y'all done been through this before I just thought of what chain I want Y'all just thought of what chain I want What chain I want The double D titties with the diamond nipples Ooh It's gonna be gold with the diamond Gold titties with the diamond nipples There's gonna be nine years You gotta have your face on it Stretch marks Diamonds in the stretch marks Or you can touch the one and that motherfucker drop a little bit Every time you got them hit it Ooh that's smart Diamonds in the stretch marks It gotta have a half No Like little gold Like little gold Yeah If any half on the titty It's supposed to be like an eyelash to fill out That's it, some we can blow off Ain't no half supposed to be nowhere on the titty Flag on the play Half on the titty What's her name? Greg? That's the mother of the worst nightmare That's the mother of the worst nightmare Seeing a titty I don't wanna take me out and let a nigga see you without your makeup on First date First date? So you go on the first date with no makeup on on purpose I mean not every time but I will I have gone on the first date with a nigga with no makeup on Cause I pretty much was the same We post on Instagram all the time with no makeup on For some women that's a thing You can't see them without their makeup on How long do you take to take your hat off? Never, I always On Instagram with my hat off You know what time it is I'm not happy Hey Hey Cut it out Cut it out Cut it out What's that nigga man? You got that right Dude He loves to pop it in the sky and it's better than the one you live in That's your shit gang that lives Cut it out He loves it But that's keeping it real That's the point of this lady I was afraid to keep it 100 and be who they is I love me Nobody else think about it That's why I asked I love women without makeup on I lashes when you take them off Are these extensions? They mean no surgical implant Even when I don't have makeup on They still be able I was during quarantine I didn't have my lashes and we recorded a few videos How the hell you get extensions? I look the same They last longer So you put on strip lashes You gotta put them on every day You gotta put the glue on it Extensions you lay there for 2 hours And they put them on each individual lash Damn That beauty process But they last for like a month How much do they cost? It's like 150 for a full set You gotta get it refilled every 3 weeks 150 every 3 weeks It's 150 when you first get them So is it like a type of lash That you can get that cost I heard a girl say they got like mink They made out of like mink Those cost more than 150 No Are you talking about the ones that you can take on and off? No Yeah sometimes I'll have the Oh yeah those are probably like 250 They'll be like 200 Instead of you just getting a script I'm not strict Nigga gotta just show up with the 250 Ain't nothing we can go get done to ourselves That we can show up with That equates to that You just gotta show up with the 250 That's it, ain't nothing Nigga can go do I could go get a weed But you won't judge the fuck out of it You won't get the micro pigmentation I'm not doing that shit I wouldn't judge you if you had a light spark You'll be your shield Are you gonna get the micro pigmentation? Never, cause I love this shit This shit is real If you see where I came from This is an accomplishment You have to tell me pickles right there That's hilarious You really know what it is It's that homie that don't play that That's what it is It's all in how you wear it It's the confidence That's what I'm putting out That's what it is I thought that this shit read me I'd be home in the cloud I wouldn't let you do that I'm like bro you want to get that I'm like no uh oh Man I'm doing it That's the dynamic That's the dream of him Would you ever use Beijing? Beijing? Man fuck that shit Bro get the Jeriker on next When we get our beers and shit done We do what we do The little story to make the line crispy, but I wouldn't go get like the great Lewis. No Shit salute the ray. I am I learned I want no problems with Ray but Ray you be having that that man fuck this. Yeah, I'm gonna give me a whole two pay No, not even the whole full just the middle. Why just cuz just cuz No, I'm getting the two-page When you get up to Rich white man style go have a silk bag for the two-page And when I put it on my my accent gonna change when I put on what would you say what you say? What you say Watch how you speak to me you peasants Oh Do you know I am do you know who I am who I know who I am who are now I Am Theodore Carlos Miller Scotland first of my name third of my car my name That's my shit right there first of my name Third of my I am your boss. I am being first of my name I am the oldest of my father's brethren Of all the children my mother bore it is I who was born without a name Silence you speak foolishness from your mouth. I knew when you walked in That you will not brought to you but a peasant Fool in disguise Yes, you mustn't speak to him in that manner There's a good cloth Spirit is one of us. I come is a ass whooping away in upon the How you dare you stow an ass whooping upon him I shall give it he shall receive it Then it is settled Three o'clock Saturday, but there will be no ass whoopings only a beating prepares you must With your little coins and your few trinkets Three p.m. Saturday, there will be a dude Carlos Miller first of his name versus DC zero of his name Now you roll fee scepter By the family of the one with zero in front of his neck Man, it's a whole Thanksgiving out this bitch I don't want to shop on black friday. I want to shop on white Monday. I think if we can have a black They should You Tell them how much you want to pay for this shit I ought to be able to pay what it said in the paper now you advertise them for 129 and I just a little bit too hot I want to speak to the manager It's a doorbuster 6 a.m. To 9 o'clock. Okay, it's gonna be $29. I get to the register The girl wants to charge me a regular price slash right there hundred twenty-nine dollars. I want It's not That coupon has expired Well, wait a minute now. It hasn't expired. How are you gonna tell me keep on And they just sent to the house just yesterday they sent to have look at the past look at the page It's just yesterday. Look at the pain. It's a gesture. It says it says October. Oh, okay Oh, all right. What's today? There's no bill. It's black white Wednesday. It's white Wednesday December 22 You got you got to take your money. Let's just go honey. Let's just I want to shop on white wins the black Friday is offensive because I'm black and I be black every Friday They don't know about everything free and like the same Black people should get an extra discount. How they gonna use our shit No, fuck that Black people specifically it should be black people get an extra extra all because y'all they using our shit We should get a cut of them Black Friday is very I ain't even know why they call it black Friday until they explain to me like most that's when the black people went on sale Well, that's not what I was told but I can believe that what the black Some of these are in the red up until this Friday when most people shop start shopping for Christmas And it puts them in the black and why you think they say in the black The only way that you can make money in America was selling black people. So everybody want to be in So shit man my brother my brother You do go outside on black Friday 85% as man, don't don't be tripping. Don't be the motherfuckers That's gonna be your doing this shit with a lot of them Don't be out there arguing with them white people your phone out and ask them some black shit when they get the custom acting like Karen just ask them if they're it's all the Gucci and jeez in battle What would you say? Have you seen the battle? Excuse me big part jeez in Gucci map The whoop and the snowman who's that who's that you ain't seen about there's frozen snowman No, no, jeez snowman You saying there is a snow snowman at the Gucci store Sir, this is Walmart There's state sales snowmen don't sell your snow here. I don't I don't I don't know where the Gucci is. Oh You just get the shit out That's how you feel Oh Sir this sir this is a Walmart This is No, listen here fellas, that's all well and good, but this is Walmart I don't know what it's today. I don't I don't know anything about snow or anything like that They may have some over in the deli No, they got shacks, you know, they got shacks. Where do you think you are sir? This is a Walmart This is Walmart Well, where the mayonnaise They don't have a Gucci, but they do have a bunch of Russell whole bunch of mayonnaise. Well, can you put them to the Out of the mayonnaise and Russell Excuse me, but you say great value Hold on to the white good stuff. Hmm. Hmm. What's the name of that clothing brand they got Everybody Sir Still hurts, you know, we got it done Right up here Walmart, you did a damn good job. It looks good. Hey, you know what else you know What else you look tougher you look like a tough some bitch now Now you look now you look like you mean business man. Don't crack cuz you're tough Oh, you like a tough guy like you're gonna walk Popeye's ass or something Strong too strong, buddy that ring on the first finger mostly don't wear the ring You punch some bitch in the face with that ring Ring and you fucking twist it you can twist the mother fucker's eyeball out Nope And you showed up here looking like a bad ass I don't know I knew when he said that fucking Thank you cuz I love I love black women I love black women Like I asked the tips matter too. They matter more than I mean they matter so much more than anything else that matter to me No disrespect, you know, I mean I see Tell me who she is. I know the movies. You got the hair style Stop crying buddy your fucking badass won't nobody else say it but hey needs to be said Nobody can make macaroni cheeseburnt black women nobody ever nobody baby. That's a key sweat song there. I know that too Me and grandpa, actually, oh, I'm so sorry Hey, DC Come damn it now you got me I'm sorry guys. I mean, we know we should listen to the white story Oh Tell him to sing the snowman at the Gucci store again. I like that And he loved those songs He liked We're gonna have this you turn the music off and cut it out. This is a Walmart Sir we're gonna have that should leave you can't do all this. No, we're here. We have two beautiful African-American princess Wait a minute, these girls are from beautiful african-american princesses y'all from african african Baps where they're here with us beautiful african-american princesses Ma'am, are you african? They're here with us and I love it. I damn I never thought I'd be accompanied by Baps You know what else You probably use black soup No, I actually do and you know what else I use the word ebony when I search for pork I use black soup but it burns my nipples That's the only time you ever use that word any other time you never use the word ebony But I use the word ebony when I search I'll take it even further than that, buddy. What's that? I search Mahogany You're having a game the grandpa thinks you that Sir, sir, this is This is a You get don't be afraid Would you date somebody like me? No, you assist me. I'm a hoot. Hey wait a goddamn Wait a minute. My dick is down to my ankle. Don't do me like that. My dick is down to my ankle Hey, you shouldn't be started with their girl now I just tell Jasmine up who work at Walmart up there who did my airing You better go ask Jasmine about me. Listen. Listen, could I tell that answer? No, this is a Walmart one thing about these pink balls right here two things for short Kangaroo you hear me I'll have that thing look like cake. We'll pass that one. Give me Yeah, grandpa told us He said He said you always need that pussy like a kicker about And that's all I remember after my fucks Right as we were listening to Y'all are fucked up people That's our fucking song Poor man, wouldn't that be awesome if Janet Jackson came on here to talk to us? You know what? You know what be even better if she let us see her It's been 20 years since I've seen that Janet Jackson It wasn't no accident I thought I was the first person you saw it I had it wind up. I had the camera where you could wind up I just had a feeling it was gonna slip America I want somebody to send me the updated version like with all the technology that's then came out now I want to see like a hd clear picture of that tidbit. That was shocking I didn't know Janet Jackson nip was that big She probably told Michael I feel like that tidbit would have been any bigger it would have been offensive to america like that tidbit was just I'm saying you saw the backlash that tidbit called think if that was a d tidbit Like if that she would have ripped it off and it was a whole d. We probably would have Never even had another superbowl Yeah, it was like too big. Yeah, but what if it was sagging though like like sagging sagging by their standards It is no how much black tidbit would they put on tv before it would be like wait a goddamn minute Look at the backlash that she called for that little piece of tidbit You're going to jail Shut down that is vulgarity and it's fighting you pulling them up fucks out on tv. They locking somebody up That's it. It was still perfect though. It went like that's what I'm saying It was just enough tidbit where it wasn't too much controversy, but if it would have been like bigger I feel like they would have brought the police out or something Fuck that. I think that made a miracle come together How it made us come together There was a unifying moment because everybody saw it and it was the perfect tidbit It was no criticism. Nobody ever had nothing bad to say about that I don't want to say uh what the hell That's what I'm saying Oh you see that shit Oh you see that shit Jenny Jackson What the fuck This is amazing And it was Give me a hug That's what I'm saying That shit was legendary Thank you JT Titty just popped out JT who Oh, yeah Very respectful Titty It's a real It's a real It's real Ain't nothing bad you can say about that That's a real nice tidbit Jenny I got to see that one It's on the I didn't know that was out Did you see the slip? Go find the slip nigga It was a nice tidbit too Top tier Top tier Titty Top tier Titty I want to go to Top tier Titty Top tier Titty Top tier Titty Top tier Titty Top tier Titty Hey everybody I like to welcome you to Top tier Titty We're gonna have the best time of your life The Titty is so nice It looks so good Except it in every neighborhood Everywhere it go Is that a double D? Cause it's nice And it's heavy I want to take the Titty riding in the Chevy Everywhere I go I'm looking around to try to see if the Gary Hold us brown Yeah Come on y'all Come on y'all And yeah she do y'all All the way from 49 49 You can have the greatest time of your life We welcome everybody To Top tier Titty To be open and located in your neighborhood soon So please Come check us out At Top tier Titty Top tier Titty For everyone Top tier Titty For everyone And great Put your titties up Hey man You know we gonna serve at Top tier Titty Call us but not People keep asking about it Gotta give them updates About to bring the liquor to the business And then bring their business To the liquor That's where we going That was nice So ladies This y'all second time on the show man How have things changed since the first appearance I'm able to open For some Top tier Titty That was yours already God gave you those I'm sick of you lying I have a problem She got more than $3 She didn't have a $3 Last time I came I had $3 Now I got $3 And it works What side is your tier Titty Big I don't even know I don't really wear bras cause I don't even I don't even got time for that She can't wear no bra Cause her tier Titty She got a Top tier Titty She got a Top tier Titty Sing it bruh Sing that with some heart Hit that note Top tier Titty Driving me crazy Can't I press B Even though I ain't no bass It's driving me crazy Can't I press B Even though I ain't no bass Can I press B Can't I press B Can't I press B Can't I press B Can't know I ain't no bass Can't I press B Get below Get below Beagle Hey mate we going on a quiet stop F*** that we got too many hits We have so many hits, bitch. Nia Lutha, come on, Noah. Well, there you have it. Yes. Happy Thanksgiving. We appreciate y'all coming to fuck with us, man. Of course. Happy Thanksgiving. NDC got to come to y'all show. Yeah, we have to. I definitely got to come on after all. I got to come on and talk to y'all. Y'all so crazy. Yeah. A little y'all so great. I got to breathe. I got to breathe the juice. Oh. Ooh. And the girls look so shiny. And the girls look so shiny. What do you say? Oh, that's good for you. What do you say? The girls be looking for the BDB? Oh, my shit ain't BDB. I got a good BDB. No! BDB is a big, big baller. What the hell? Why the hell no one in that category? Because I said the girls going to be looking for a BDB. I know. And you were like, oh, yeah, you can come, too. You know, they going to be like, we know that you call someone. What y'all doing, man? So, really, y'all nice women, man. Keep doing y'all things, man. Yes. Thank y'all. Yes. Happy Thanksgiving. All of 85% is all the people who watch us. Eat all the pussy. Eat all the voodoo, man. Yes, sir. Hey. Keep your bodies away. If you're going to shop on Black Friday, please be careful and be mindful of the fact that this shit out here killing motherfuckers. Real, real. Shit realer than a TV, man. You already got a TV, man. Don't stand in line to buy another motherfucker's TV, man. This has been another episode of the 85 Self-Show, and we will see y'all when we see y'all. The next shot. This is a report, bro. This is a Mariela? Yeah, it is. Mariela, it's a little high. You a student? Yeah, I'm a student. I'm a worker. 30 piece. A little toasty. It will. I feel tasty. Sometimes I vibe, but it comes out like this.