 I'm like, yeah, started snick on bad boys, I think before. I wouldn't bad boy on four. Yeah. On six. It was on five for real. We shot it in. It was on five. That's what I started. It came out on six though. Nah, it came out on five. Okay. I started on five. Yeah. I ain't seen that shit probably before I came out on five. Yo shit, I was like, oh, this motherfucka guy. Cause everybody shit was sounding like, you know, we had kind of heard. They had so many motherfuckas on there, but they weren't but a few standouts on there. I was trying to say, I swear that day I said, I can become a star if I boogie down with these motherfuckas. Not like a star. I didn't think I, I was like, I probably can become a star. But I said, let me play some shit on here. And hit them, it was like self-checkout. Self-checkout. Self-checkout. Self-checkout. That was the perfect, that was the perfect joke to do for that. Right. As much as I wanted to boogie down with these motherfuckas and get up here and talk about this shit. Or whatever the fuck I was talking about or else that fellow. So let me go and drop this on them. Ain't got shit else. All these other shit is boogie down. Just give me this money, cause you got that Alabama. Yeah, I called it the boogie down. He was getting them the boogie down. You going, you running, rockin' me down. No, I'm talking about, I didn't give them the, the boogie down is where you be like, who do you lick ass? You lick ass, you know. Who lick ass? Hello? Hello? Hello? Yeah. All right. Yeah, it is the boogie down. Tap Meals and Jet Wilson. I don't even know if they know where it's at, but they over this way. I think they know. Do they know? Why would they know? That's what I'm asking you, but they ain't know either. So I'm guessing they know. But I think they pull them up over here. How they gonna pull up if they don't know? That's what I just, I didn't even ask, man. They ask you? No, I told them where I was. Oh, they pull them up with you? Yeah. Well, they musta gonna watch. Shit, I don't know. Is there an iPad there? Yeah. It was, right? Here. Thank you. Do you know where is it? Playback Sound. Is it, what this guy over here? 650, 680? Playback Sounds. Playback, Playback Sound? In your pocket. Yeah. Him and Jet Wilson. That boogie down. It's that shit you do before you get to the shit you like to do. That shit you have to do for time's sake. You get to grab their attention that they won't hear that everybody will make them rain low. You don't do as much boogie down when you get to this level right here. Cause everything ain't be working at all times. Right. But back then, that's what I was saying. I coulda went up there with that shit. Cause shit, I had been doing, by the time we taped Bad Boys, The Comedy, and Opho, I had been doing the shit about two, three years. So it was like, a lot of shit that nigga ain't knowin', especially on that TV. Teenin' them through a nigga on that motherfucker. Nigga ain't really know that much. Mm-mm. I just knew not to go up there to my hooded lick of ass. And where I fucked the bitch at? Man, shit. I was runnin' from a sex job, but nigga really ain't never seen me do no sex jokes. Much better than I get, I don't talk about it. It might be how you hear Vinny. Yeah man, actin' like a lil', that's our unicorn of some shit. Shut up. So I'll tell you how the shit it show you somethin'. I used to hate the way Carlos used to talk about me and hoes, man. About what? I used to hate the way you used to talk about me and hoes. Aw, man, fuck you. You get up there and say, Ennegot damn thing. This nigga Carlos walkin' to meet them, kiddin' with me, ain't got nothin' in the move, nappin' here, the ass bicks done be bitchin' some shit, whatever the fuck he be talkin' about, man. What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck? You know you love ol' ranchin' ass, man. Yeah, he accused me of some old shit, man. What the fuck? Does he like ranchin' bitches? He do. No, that was from old one. He love ol' fucking ass, bro. That was from old one, about. When you stop fuckin' with him? 2014. See, that was before that thing's too long ago. Seven years, man. That's not the real thing. It sounded like a lot, but nigga, I was round then. That wasn't a. That's the crazy part. No. You don't, you don't you hate who saw you, but you can't change who saw you. They be. You can go back and tell the motherfucker, don't see me doin' this bullshit, cause you gon' be the nigga that repeated. Unseated. He tell me. Every fuckin' time. Nigga, I done knew about 12 different versions of this nigga. You knew that too, though, from what I heard. Mm-hmm. What? Yeah, he do all kind of shit like that. Yeah, I do all that kind of shit. Ass-holish type of shit. I don't know, everybody bomb, but the thing is, you ain't gon' catch nobody bombin'. You ain't gon' find nobody bombin', the ratio and the motherfucker bombin' on stage, you ain't gon' find, so when I do catch a motherfucker, it's like findin' that buck, that big old, you know what they call it, the prize buck. I gotta get him, cause you ain't gon' catch a nigga you want to get every time. You know, if Clayton bomb, I'm gon' be like, damn, Clayton, you fucked up. And then I'm a silver size, you know, I'ma keep sayin' this shit. It might take me an hour to say a whole bunch of shit, but I'ma get it out. This nigga, he bombin' me. Everybody bomb, but don't nobody see a nigga bomb. You hear about it? Who was your year, 2005? Yeah, we started together. 2005. 2005, man, we pulled up on the scene. 2005, bad boys came out in 2005. I had met you in about 2002, though. Me? At the coming to the stage, all this. In Burma? At the, at the shit on Roswell Road. Oh, you talkin' about it over there, at the punchline over there? Yeah, at the punchline. Talkin' about when everybody was out there, Tiny was out there. Tiny was out there. Billik is Billik's real. When we dug yourself, we pulled up in the cutters, with the big suit on, that was what she had to have for him. She was fat there herself, man. She was fat. Where was this? She bought O2, O3? No, that one, O2, that was O4, bro. Yeah, okay. That was O4. It was for the second season. It was about, I can tell you about, at least October, November, something like that, O4. I remember I had a beret on when I pulled up out there, and I took, let the wonder down. In the white bands. It was black. Big one. Yeah, it was big one. Yeah. I said, there ain't none of y'all gonna be shit or something. You see, that was the first thing that he said. Y'all might of well go home. Oh, yeah. And none of y'all gonna do shit. Y'all niggas ain't gonna do shit. I don't even know what y'all out here. Damn. I ain't know you auditioning today. No, I ain't go that day. I was so, my number was so fucking far down the list. I ain't even auditioned. I was there though. Tiny, damn them all. Billik's real was out there. Yeah, Billik's real was out there. Tiny was killed. He was doing all the sketches and shit then. Tiny was killing them. Tiny. Roasted. He was calling them gay, calling them bisexual, everything. Tiny was roasting Billik. Killing them, man. That was back then. That's it, Honey Buns was out there. They would call him gay too, wasn't it? Back then. Yeah, they were. Yeah. There was a lot of motherfuckers out there. No, that was funny them back in the days, man. Nigga hit you with anything back in the day. I ain't give a fuck what you were. That one thing about a comedian, you can't come with a hell, man. If you live missing, they gonna say it. It's like nothing. Comedians aren't haters. They aren't haters, they aren't liars. They may be asshole, they may speak at their own time, but they gonna tell the fucking truth. It's the truth. To them. To them? To them. Damn. Nigga's really think they be out here telling the truth. No, but guess what though, how far? Some wild ass niggas out here. I would tell them to their faith. And guess what? I was, I was, I was. All comedians don't tell the truth. I was standin' on that. I was standin' on that with you. The only reason I'm standin' on that with you is just in case some shit come up about me. I'm gonna say, nigga, you know these niggas be lyin'. But I do believe that they tell the truth, somewhere close to it. I feel like I've been knowing you long enough where I know some bullshit if I hear it. Yeah, me too. I mean, I would know it. I would know some bullshit if I hear about somebody, but that's the sad thing about it. And the years I've been in the game, ain't nobody I ever ringin' across been too far with the truth. It's like these niggas is journalists, man. And they really had information. Niggas call you early anymore. You know what the comedian call you early in the morning? He tellin' me about some shit. There's bullshit. There's some bullshit. Yeah, some crap, it ain't good. Some crap. You been up all night? Yeah, it wasn't the afternoon of the book before the show. And they call you at 7.32, picked that bitch up. Somebody dead. Or somebody, you know, some shit. Somebody bombed last night who ain't supposed to bomb. Comedians. I remember back in the day, Niggas didn't even wait till you finished bombin'. They just, they had you on the phone while you, as a nigga, was bombin'. Now you boy up here, catch. You boy up here right now. You hear him? You hear him? They booin' the shit out of him. Hit me. On speakerphone. Yeah, when you bomb, it's gonna be in California, New York before you get off stage. Before you get off stage, everybody know you bombed. Yeah. It can be crowded in the club. If you bombed when you get off, it's gonna be so roomy. Nobody gonna be beside you. It's gonna be roomy as fuck. Yeah. Some motherfuckers sell notorious for bombin'. You already know they bombed before the show even started. He gonna bomb. He probably gonna break it. He gonna bomb. What about the comedian that get him in the beginning? And you know that's it. You be like, he might be real. He can't follow that. He ain't gonna bomb. It can only be funny as hell to see a comedian rip with the set that you didn't seen him bomb with. And they fuck around and rip? Yeah. He be sitting there like, damn, I doubted the fuck out of him. He got that shit off tonight. But one thing about motherfuckers who bomb a lot. But that shit gonna start working eventually. Just stick with it. No, sometimes it don't. I'm telling you. Sometimes it don't. Sometimes you gotta revamp that hole. You need to rebuild that shit from the ground up. Sometimes. Yeah. Some motherfuckers, it finally catch. They figure out how to make it work. Sometimes it ain't the jokes. And the sad thing is them folks still never turns out to actually be, I guess comedy is subjective, but they still never turns out to be the kings, I guess, like the ones you would look at and it's called the best comedians. You know how you look at the comedy, but now that's a funny, not who made the most money. Right. We know that don't count. But you gotta do a kind of hit on something. No, I'm telling you, it seemed like the funniest motherfuckers for real always start out being the funniest motherfuckers. There is no build-up process. They just don't grow, but they already came in getting like, like it was never, it was never a strange thing to get a fucking laugh. It was never corny as fuck. Right. It was never corny. So if you start out struggling, have you ever struggled and was in the stinky crew? Like- That's what you call them. The stinky crew? The stinky crew. Yeah, if you were in the stinky crew, you get your badge, your diploma, you was in there. You ain't got that shit. I watched y'all come up, y'all came in the game funny. I tell this nigga all the time, but if you didn't come in the game funny, you just like a vampire that been bit. You a vampire now, but you ain't no original. Like the Bram Stoker, Drac, no more fuckers born in Transylvania. They were a real vampire. Like it. Your ass came to America and got bit, now you biting them up, you ain't no real vampire. You sleepy as shit? We supposed to be up at night, man. You sleepy as shit? You sleep. You ain't no real vampire. Right, right. What time the show's done? What show that? What you give a fuck for? We out. Little short ass fangs in his mouth. You know, everybody else fangs. He got fangs, man. He got fang veneers. He just fangs bad as fuck. You shit short as fuck, they hold the front to me. But like, bro, your shit's in the wrong spot anyway. You ain't no real vampire. You know. Curned as Alabama as a vampire. Well, not no disrespect to Alabama, but just American vampire. Hey man, welcome back to the 85 South Show. We just in there talking shit today. You know what part to edit? No part. No disrespect. 85 South Show uncut. We threw asking niggas to edit. It won't happen. The niggas will not edit shit. Damn. Clayton, what's happening? You know what it is, man. Man, we got one of our real player partners in here with us today. Come on, man. Him and him, man. Are they going to see any of that? They going to see all of that? No. Pretty sure, man. So we can't talk about it all here in the regular voice? We were talking about it here. He's at our show. Okay. Well, let's go. It's black on. Black on not. That's what you call preview. We did a live preview, bro. Operated. Just to set the tone and let him know the type of shit. That was the trailer. Come on. That's crazy. Man, a trim. You're looking around and you're wondering and you want to see what you're looking at. Got one of our real player partners in here today all the way from Orange Mountain Tennessee Memphis, you know what I'm saying? Orange Mountain to be exact, though. My player partner. Anything good you can say about a nigga that's funny. Got one of the most unique styles. Been on all the shit that real comedians have been on. Smokin' in the middle. Deaf comedy jam and Showtime and all that old shit. Niggas know all the brain dance. He ain't cussin' folks out while he was up there. God damn. God damn. I know he did. Seen him on Bad Boy before I started doing comedy. Oh, man. He was like, oh, is it your fault if I didn't do it? Every time I'd seen this nigga touch the microphone, he done been funny. And I've been doing comedy for 16 years, and he was doing comedy before I started doing comedy. And this nigga, one of the niggas that I fuck with, I don't give a fuck. No conditions, nigga. My nigga, Kelly, can't go up one of the niggas. Yeah, sure. So real for real. Show some more. Yeah, nigga. No, you gotta show more. It ain't a whole lot of all things niggas that deserve all praise in this game, but you definitely one of them. Hey, man, I appreciate that. I swear to God, I'm going to make you some of that cold slob, man. Man, I don't want to know that shit, Lord. Got little meatballs in it. I swear to God, you're going to love this cold slob. Man, get your ass back over there and get to making that corn beef hash, man. Corn beef hash, man. Shout out to Cleveland Miss Sipit, man. That's what he forgot to say in this bitch, man. ATL. I wanted you to tell her. You did. They already know it, man. They can hear it. But it's all good, man. Shout out to Orange Mountain, East Memphis, Tennessee. East Atlanta, and the motherfuckers, man. Shots out to the whole ATL. Right. You did all that shit. Hey, man, I apologize, because last time you was on this show, I had some fine sitting in your lap and I ain't got nothing to really offer you, you know. So you did the whole episode with a little fine drawing on your lap. I swear to God, man. That was so unexpected. The reason why, man, like, I swear to God, when I saw them, I did get hard. So when you put it in my lap, I had to get them out. Like, what the fuck, he didn't threw me off. Man, that motherfucker was fine. I been know her. Yeah. I been know her before she was goddamn famous. So I had already been on some old looking at a type of shit. And when you did put it in my lap, and that was fine. But that's just what I'm saying. It's like, yeah. No, that's the type of shit. The real shit that he did, the whole episode. I didn't like it put it in the random bitch. Like, I had to get ready to fuck around them, bitch. But I was already ready. That shit was already ready. About just knowing, you know, that's how much I fuck with you is like, I feel like you deserve the best shit. Man, when you did that shit, bro. Yeah. I went and told some motherfuckers about you. I swear to God, bro. Like, I went and told some motherfuckers about you. They were like, why you all don't call those dudes? I was like, man, it's because it's just that you ain't going to understand what you got. And then when the shit hit the fan, I was like, I told y'all this, man. When she jumped on that little nigga in the act, and we're happy, we remember what happened. Right. I was like, I told y'all, man. Man, he nigga don't be knowing, bro. I don't know. I'm going to go and like this motherfuckers. Nigga already did the shit you're talking about. Long time ago. Long time ago. Long time ago. Hey, man, for real, man. I had to hit y'all, though. I said, when you don't come in back? I thought you were just going to leave it right there? How you top that? You right about that, man. That's why he asked it was it just us when he sat down. And why I did it was I said, is it just us? I was sitting waiting on you to have whatever. What's her name, the one with the long term? What's the girl's name with the V? With a VV. Pretty V. Cash, I don't know that. She got a name VV, so I'm on that. Don't show it to me, I don't need to know. Man. No, it's Cash with a V. Stop, relax, Cash. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Sometimes I just know answers to the questions that I ask. I know you be having them on here, man. No, I just like, I don't. I ain't had none of y'all on here. Because I don't want to bring like one only fans girl on here. And then they be like, why you bring her? Bring me. And then you had to bring 100 of them. And then they are not in competition. And then you fuck around and you bring the finest one. And now you can't bring no more. They're not doing no work on the only fans. You on somebody the only fan? No, I'm just saying. Or you on somebody the only fan? I'm sad. I ain't on there either. Have you ever been on somebody's only fan? No, they leak. And you get to see them. The hack is hack them and everybody out. No, the preview enough for me. That's why I'm mad with it. They lazy, they don't have a low camera work. It ain't like the old school porn. I ain't. That's why I'm still with that. Like a tape in the VCR. I ain't been out of that phone. I ain't seen nobody I wanted to see naked bad enough to pay no subscription fee. Nobody? No. Damn. That's how it is, man. You see so much. That's why I'm glad I ain't seen shit yet. So I can keep seeing shit. I keep being amazed by all this shit. Sevens and eights and shit. Yeah, man. I'm not about to. I'm not doing that. I ain't seen too many naked bitches. I like bitches with clothes on. I feel like I don't want to see nothing that don't nobody want me to see. If she ain't showed it to me for free, I'm definitely not feeling to pay for it. No, I ain't going to pay for it either. Yeah, like I'm going to skip over all the shit that I could look at for free and go buy some shit. You got me fucked up. I won't pay for it because I don't like doing administrative work. I ain't feeling to be feeling shit out on the internet. No, I was just great, man. When all else fails, I know it's at least nine bitches somewhere that like me. And I'm going to find them. I'm not going to resolve to buy nothing. That's what I'm saying. Nine. Bro, I'm living. I stand on that. Nine. I'm a cold nigga. If I was out here thriving before the internet. Before nothing. I knew what it was coming to. I'm not buying no digital pussy, man. I'm not doing that shit. Like you said, if you was funny when you started, if you was fucking before. Nick, I was funny before I was a comedian. You had then. Yeah, that will happen. I grew up in a town where you actually had to talk to people. We didn't even know these niggas. The niggas wasn't even around. They was in their basements and shit. And they never came out. Now they are being able to go in their basement and tap, tap on and get right on their bitch page and send them a little phone. What it is? How much money? It depends. It varies from chick to chick. You know how much money is it to get on that? Oh, it's at least, I think you get at least a dollar. A dollar? At least, just say at the bare minimum, a dollar. Oh, there's some bitches that's free with no subscribers. But then there's some of them who think highly of themselves and they got people paying 20, 30, 40, 50, 100 dollars a month. The supermodel charge is like 40 something. It depends on what your fetish is. Ain't that a bitch? I ain't paying for that. That's what I said. Those are the people of the niggas that never been out in the streets and never been out to go to the bars and shit. That means if you got time to pay for that subscription, that means that you have enough free time to just jack off whenever you want to. No. That's right. You ever think about that? That means you don't have like no more responsibility. You just free to jack off at any point of the day. You don't got no family, you don't. You ain't got no wife, clearly. That's what I say. It's weird dudes doing it. It's weird dudes just somewhere in the bathroom in the basement with the laptop jacking off standing up. 90% of these only fans, women, they ain't even naked. That's the part they gon' tell you. They closed up. It's a lady on the post her fetish toes who'll make a hundred thousand a month. It's people that got fetishers like that. Oh man. Bitch put ketchup and mustard all over her body. This girl's like licking in my neighbor. I used to let her, man. I used to just licking my goddamn neighbor, man. I used to just pull up, let her licking my neighbor and gone away by my business. See that's what, who the freak? You were up. I just let her do it because she was a nice person. I wouldn't go and fuck over. I don't know, I don't know. Like honestly, before I let her do it she was a nice person. She asked to do it. She didn't actually do it. She just did it. She was giving me mustard and she kinda snuck and did it. And I, hey, she started from there. This real shit though. This nigga, yeah. No this is real shit. I believe it. I'm licking on my neighbor. Neighbor, man. So women, I know with women are freaks, man. Women are different type of women. You just told her about some shit you let her do. You can't let me freak, too. I told you why. You gotta take some responsibility in that. I don't take no responsibility because it ain't like I ever asked her to do it. And you let somebody do some freaky shit to you, you or freak? Not really. Okay. No, is that how it works? It take two people to be freaking? No. So is it like, yeah. It don't take two people to be doing some freaky shit. No, it take two people to be doing some freaky shit. Because there ain't no way you fucking somebody and they doing some freaky shit and you ain't doing it with them. I think there's something to go left with and you should prove that. Oh, don't do that. I will. Because one person can be freaking, like, let's say a rape case or some shit. No, man. We can't even put that type of shit out. I said that. I was having a win in the negotiations with them. Whatever they were doing. Everything you say after that gonna be down here. No. That shit ain't it. That shit ain't, no, don't say it. No, I ain't doing it with that. I'm done with that. I'm done with that. What I'm saying is, you ain't gotta be two freaky motherfuckers. One of them could just be chillin'. We always, I'm saying though, like we wasn't even talking about no extreme situation where it was like, against somebody's will. Well, I'm still, well, I left that low. I'm still, I'm back at where one's saying. I'm just saying, these people have agreed to be fucking. These are two consenting adults who have a mutual contract to have sexual intercourse. They are in the point where they both are in the greens. And now somebody just out of nowhere start doing some freaky ass shit. You ain't gonna be like, all right, I'm gonna keep fucking, but that's your freaky shit. If you fucking somebody, and they start doing some freaky shit, y'all doing some freaky shit. Cause if somebody walk in, they gonna say, what the fuck y'all doing? Hey, I don't know, man. I don't know. Okay. I guess I'm gonna have to agree cause I can't, I'm gonna have to agree to disagree. I'm just saying. I will have to agree to disagree. So if you fucking a bitch and she do some freaky shit, you just gonna say, she freaky. I don't know, but I done done some freaky shit to a girl and she gonna be like, hey, hey, hey, and then I did it again and she just be like, come on now and I did it again. Then she just let it go and I don't know. So what I'm saying is, I know she wasn't with it. I did it for 20 minutes and I knew she wasn't with it. So we were done. Oh, right. I didn't want her to do it. Bro, we gotta talk about something, man. No. You don't fucking around to get the whole show deleted. I don't know what I'm trying to keep it with that. No, I'm saying she, no, she was with it, but it was like, you had to warm her up to it. But it had nothing to do with no dead again, man. This was like, you had to warm her up to it. Yeah. Okay. You had to introduce her to her. No, it wasn't like that. Okay, man. I'm gonna see that, see, you know, boy. Hey, man, welcome back to the Any Fine Self Show. It takes two people to do some freaky shit. That's the common debate, it takes two people. Hey, man, we had some ladies on here the other week who say this, a woman ain't a hoe until she have at least 75 sexual potfists. 75. You think that's a good number? No, you can do two. If you fuck the same niggas in the same workplace, you like already a hoe. So you think more than I like- Proximity. Hoe is about proximity. Pretty much. Okay. Location, location, location. If you fuck around and get down in Idaho and Florida and New Mexico. Oh. As long as you spread your hoeing out, you have to spread that hoeing out, man. Ooh, ain't done, that was some real shit. That's probably some of the best advice that anybody has ever said on here about anything on some phone shit. As long as you spread it out. You gotta spread it out. I'm the same person I am, I was, but you know, I used to have them, you know, all right beside each other here now, fuck me. Spread it out. I used to spread them out, I don't spread them out no more either, man, but that's what I went to spreading them out. Right. But you gotta spread them out. Don't have them up all up on each other. Cause if you spread them out, you can't get to them. I wanna see you tomorrow. All right, I'll get you. Don't see you two days. You didn't, you ain't motherfucking L.A., man. That's a cool game. Yeah. I mean, it ain't gonna be that convenient for you, but you just gotta deal with it. That's the good part, you still have them. But that ain't my, I don't have shit. You don't got hat. You know what I'm saying? I was trying to denounce it just that fast. What? Just trying to undo it. Just in case somebody who hear me talking be like, what the fuck? Oh, yeah, you definitely gotta watch what you say these days. I know, nah, yeah, you do, but hell, I don't really be giving no fuck about it. I know you don't. Sometimes you just say shit to make people mad. How you be knowing that? Cause I know you. Just like you been saying for about how long it been that them niggas ain't walk the furthest. You know them niggas ain't walk the furthest anymore. Cause I was on a trip, man, for about, I did about three hours on a trip, man. My mother fucking knees and ankle, and I was a strong, healthy guy, man. Nobody runnin' no motherfuckin' furthest in here. They have shoes and knees to be wore. Your cartilage and your knees to be wore, the fuck. The cartilage. Yes, bro. Your cartilage can't withstand. They didn't do it, bro. No, they didn't. I know they didn't do it because one of my home boys, baby mama told me they saw the niggas at a baby shop. So I didn't know who had the fuck. That was for been that Thursday. So I'm like, nah, bro. The niggas ain't walk the furthest in here. No, and they did it for, these folks did it for Mike Brown. I was like, nah, bro. What? Y'all ain't did a goddamn thing for that boy. They ain't walk that. No, they ain't walk, and then they admitted it. Then they admitted it. Then they kind of like admitted it. He was like, man, we ain't run all the way. Why they act like they did? What they did, they hopped on the back of a truck. What they was doing? I don't know, man. The niggas drove up there and got out. In two places. Now in record, they running. They never had did a 360-degree camera, I guess. If you did a whole 360, you just saw the car back there. They had a little Ford Ranger back there or something. I don't know, man. The niggas just told me. I wasn't the first person to say it. I just was running with something. Just fucking with them. Just fucking with them. I don't really know if the niggas ran. They didn't. Hey, man, the hash brown joke going crazy on them, isn't it? Yeah, man, that was a good put-together joke, man. One of them jokes you put together. Just a good put-together joke about some shit about nothing. I think people call it the hash brown joke, but the shit is actually a gambling joke. Right. It's a gambling joke. Who gamble? Playing the lottery. And then it gets down to McDonald. Then it gets down to the hash brown, and then niggas say, fuck it, it's a hash brown. So they call it the dog joke. But it's actually a crackhead joke. It's just a crackhead selling me stuff. Sold me a picture of him when he was a little boy. He sold me a D'Rotweller. He sold me a D'Rotweller with no legs. And then the self-checkout youth scan joke ain't even a self-checkout joke. It's really just a stealing joke. I'm talking about stealing. I'm just talking about stealing. I went over here. I went over there. I went over there. And then I stole the wrong shit. And I stole the wrong shit. Exactly. You ever stole the wrong shit? No, you got to sneak your shit back and steal the shit you want. You got to sneak that shit back to the stove and re-steal. You ever re-stole some shit? Niggas, they re-stole. Rolling. They re-stole some shit again. Double A batters. You only triple A. It is what it is, though. Motherfucking jokes. But you got a lot of them, though. Jokes keep you alive. That motherfucking, the president joke hit hard, bro. Especially when you do that shit in the hood room. That was a joke I did for about a year, man. Because to be honest with you, I couldn't make it funny, man. I really stood a step on it because I just chilled on it, man. Because really, I wanted to get into more of just black history. Hey, I'm Carlos Miller. And when I'm in a rush to find some food but want some healthier options, Hello Fresh is right there to help. With Hello Fresh, you get fresh pre-measured ingredients and mouth-watering seasonal recipes delivered right to your door. Hello Fresh offers 50-menu and market items to choose from every week from vegetarian meals to calorie smart choices to extra special gourmet options. Skip trips to the grocery store and count on Hello Fresh to make home cooking easy, fun, and affordable. That's why it's America's number one meal kit. 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There's a list of African people, even the ones that didn't make it like the Margueris Garvis, that really didn't get out of wanting to look more into what the hell happened with him. I don't know. Cause I knew a lot about presidents and just American history. But when it came out of black and leading back to Africa, I'd probably make a 17 on the test. So I started indulging in a little more of that. You know, I always liked to think a shit from the other perspective. I wonder if Africans ever be like, leave our history alone. It's not just niggas. But it wouldn't even dare. It was just leading back up into that point. It was just leading back up into them, right before the niggas came over here. I don't want to go back. You think niggas came here? I think niggas was here already. That's my thing. I think niggas, if niggas was first, right, that means niggas had to be first everywhere. It couldn't just be in one place. So in the world, niggas was the first motherfuckers in the world. Only way if you would say that, if you would say Indians is niggas, which a lot of people say, but that's why they still brown. They just, they niggas too. They was niggas at first. We talking about the fat face, big nose niggas, man, in Africa, man. You know what I mean? Those motherfuckers over there, man. They got black ass, real African niggas, man. It's more than, it's a whole, I know, but even 200 million different kinds of motherfuckers that you could be over there. I know, I'm telling you, even when I think about it, even the South Sudan people, the Somalian people, even the South African people up to the West Coast and the Nigerians or whatever, right across Chad. I still think they all kinda look like Africans. Then when you get to the Indian, they look like more like or something like a, you know, Eskimo or Samoan. So it's almost like they really not us. Even if a nigger was to say that they us. But see, that's the thing I'm saying. You can go to any one of them countries, you can say, okay, these people, not us. But in you- They're your black people. But what I'm saying though, is every one of them countries got a version of black people. They might not be the ones that they say, hey, these are these kind of people. But if you get to looking around, you be like, them some niggas right there. But now it looks every place, every place that poby niggas got niggas that look like either you, you can go over there to the East Coast with your niggas and I can stay on the West Coast and you can fuck around. They send you to Cape Verdean somewhere. What I'm saying? Even if you go to Cape Verdean, they gon' have some niggas over there and they gon' have some old people over there. But every space in the world got their version. Like you said, some Eskimos. If you go where the Eskimos live, you gon' be like, okay, them the Eskimos. And then you gon' see some niggas too. That's what I'm saying. But tell me about some niggas that been there for a while. You gon' see some black Eskimos. They gon' see some black version of everything that's on this fucking world. If you go to India, they got some niggas over there black. I know, I've seen them all fucking. Don't be just black. And then the other Indians gon' be like, they not Indians. Them some whatever the fuck, they gon' have a name for them too. And they pretty much just gon' be like, them the nigga version of what the fuck they are. Some of them Indian motherfucker blacker than the Africans, that's over in the world. Exactly. Do you think the Indians that you talkin' about don't look at them and be like, niggas, but it don't be that word. It's the same word that mean niggas though. What word is it? I don't know. It's in every country they got a word. They mean niggas. It is, it is, it is. So they let you know that they been having some niggas over there. Schwartzmen. Exactly. Schwartzmen black, that's Schwartzmen niggas. Right. So that means, whatever country you point to, niggas was there first. Right. If that's the case. That's my theory in my life. Where the black ones at. Yeah. So Africans weren't there first, but niggas were. No. Africans, Africans are niggas too. Okay, that's because he breaks the word niggas, right? You gon' break it? No, I'm sayin' because that's really kinda like sayin' not much. But when we say Africans, so you sayin' Africans are everywhere in the Eskimo and the United States with them Indians on the boat, boy, narrows and shit. I'm sayin' like, okay, you're the story of the evolution, from all the signs they have they say that the first people was black. That mean in the entire world, the first people that was here was black people. Yeah, you know, I'ma stand for that because I'm black. So that's cool. I'm tryin' to really figure out like, so where we from, the black people, or are we from Africa and the niggas in Nigeria and Gambia? The chances are you are it from exactly where you were born then. There's, this is a big myth that all black people in America came from another place. Oh yeah, so I fuck around and can beef him right now. You could be from where the fuck you was born then. And you ain't gotta trace your family history, you standin' on it. So in a nutshell, my family ain't did shit. It's not that your family ain't did shit, I just said the chances are that you are a native to the soil that you standin' on, better than you taking a fucking cotton swab and letting these people try to convince you that you're from some place that you ain't never heard of. Yeah, that's a hell of a mood, that's a... So you're sayin' we was already here and wasn't no slavery? Bingo. But they ain't gonna get them people. I'm not sayin' that it wasn't no slavery, but I'm just sayin' that it was some, they didn't have to go get everybody. They went and got some people, but it was some people standin' right here when they got here too. Shit. So they're natives, they're native Americans. Man, how you still believe the shit that you know came from people who'd enlightened you about everything they ever told you? Yeah, man. Why is it so hard to let go of the shit that you ain't told you? Why do you have to accept that as the truth if you know now how they get down? Okay, so, shit. I guess so we supposed to listen to you. Not like in a sense, but like, you know what I'm sayin'? No, I'm sayin', I know. Whoever was sayin' it, because it seemed like when you put shit together, the native Americans, even they sayin' they was here. So not just the white man that's sayin' the native Americans is like, we was here first. Hell, you got white people sayin' the native Americans. But the native Americans ain't never said we was over here by ourself. They was, it was some motherfuckers over here too. Nobody ever said that they weren't here. But they just wouldn't have been native Americans. But it was some niggas over here too, and they was like, they're niggas, they're not us. They ain't the black or what? Exactly. Man, don't go over there. Why not? Because they got black people over there. They black, they black, didn't black it in the smoke. You ever seen? So what you sayin' is, they took some slaves from here. No. And they took some slaves on ships, or no slaves on ships, or no slave with, what you sayin'? Okay, listen, it is, they came over here with some motherfuckers that they bought. The Africans that they brought. The ones that was on the boat at first had to teach them how to get over here. First of all, the people who was tellin' them how to get over here, they was black. So they did bring some motherfuckers, but when they got here, guess who they saw? Some niggas. Who brought them? Didn't nobody bring them, because they was here already. That's my whole point. When them motherfuckers pulled up the first day, before they seen some Indians, they saw some niggas. But why them niggas looked so much like the niggas in Africa over there? The ones in the pictures. Cause it was, like I'm sayin', when it was the first people, it was niggas, all over this motherfuckin' world. It was niggas on every piece of this planet. Just niggas everywhere. Not sayin' that it wasn't nobody else, but niggas, they already told you it was first. So everything after that. That's what I'm sayin'. I think it was first on that continent. I honestly believe that black people were first and they were really only on that continent. See, that's what I'm sayin'. It wasn't the only though. The same way that everybody else was here, black people have been here on every part of this, or it didn't like they all started out in one place and spread out. They was already there, that's what I'm sayin'. They was native to every part of the world. So how is it that? So what happened to them? Yeah, how did they come down to these slaves and just never had nothin', they can't even trace back to them? It's been eradicated that much to where they ain't even. Bro, if you're doin' some dirty shit, you're not gonna keep up with it. No, I understand that, but somebody's gonna keep up with it. If you steal the niggas from right here in America and they be like, where you get these motherfuckin' from? Africa. These are Africans. They don't got no paperwork or nothin'. But they mad. So you mean like 12 years of slaves? Yeah, niggas didn't do it. They just why they tied their mouth up. Niggas, I'm from Mississippi. Get me out of this motherfucker. He crazed it. He been workin' in Mississippi. He think he's from Mississippi. I told him he's from Mississippi. They ain't tryin' to... All right, man. So like 12 years of slaves? Yeah, you believe whatever you wanna believe. I'm gonna leave all that shit, but I'm telling you, on every corner of this earth, it was some other motherfuckers, but black people's there too. Yeah, man. Everybody ain't come from Africa, man. But if that's when civilization started, then didn't everybody come from Africa? That's where the first person came from. Maybe. Maybe that's the first motherfucker that they found. Yeah. First people. You think, that sounds fuckin' crazy to see it. They didn't convince us that they didn't found the first motherfuckin' people. Stop playin', bruh. The first people they found? That's the first people they found. Doesn't that mean that was the first motherfuckin' here? No, don't be that first people. Yeah. Who was that first? That's why I get lost. That's why I get lost. Who are they, momma and them mat? That's why I get lost there right now. Bitch, if it's one motherfuckin' here, it's a momma, motherfucker. Keep going. We found the first people. Keep going. The first people you found. Find some more. Come on. Who was that there? You keep finding the older ones. Man, you know. But they all in Africa. That's where they keep our urban. I can believe it's started now for just by the color black. Okay. So Africa is the center of civilization. I think it's the center of civilization. Or the center of civilization. And everything just sprung from it. I don't even know. That might be messed up. It's a fucking ignorant. Okay, we don't know. We that ignorant. Social state. Okay, guess what though? Ignorant and then just really of the unknown. Right. It's two different things, because at the end, like what about the Asia and the Moscow's and Europe's that's like fully white and the history's like old, like in Italy, like an old ass culture. But that's as old as they can allow it to be. No, I got you. I got you. They even in the history, you think they gonna put the niggas in there? No, I got you, man. Think about labor and shit. So if niggas been slaves all around the world, who did all this writing and shit? You think white people sat there and wrote that shit? They had some niggas right there that already knew how to write. Some niggas from Africa? Some niggas from right there too. They had some Africans, but they had some niggas that was there already. Shit. That's kinda, okay. No. Get on the internet and start looking up all these tribes of people with motherfuckers who was native to the soil, who would never step foot on there again cause they killed every layer. They killed whole generations and whole species and whole tribes of people. That's the first thing they do when they go to a new place is kill all the motherfuckers who was there and leave the people who look like us, but they gotta kill the native motherfuckers. You know how many people have been wiped out in the world because they was too dark living in these nice places? You can look that shit up. I know about the aboriginals and all these type of people. That's what they call them, niggas. What the fuck is the aboriginals? That means that you're abnormally original? I don't know. I don't think it's the same. Absolute original. I don't think it's the same. I don't know aboriginals. We're aboriginals. That means that these motherfuckers was there when you got there. That's basically all they mean. That was their way before. Think of how many places that they can't go right now. But the thing about it is they got record of that. Why wouldn't they have record of the people being in Italy before them? They got record of people being in Australia and America before them. Anybody know that the morsel was in Italy? The nigga showed up and took over Italy and made that motherfuckers nice. This nigga that went on a wrap-up. That's why Italy nice now. And with a nigga that breathe heavy. You sure? One of them niggas that breathe heavy on the YouTube video. Who? Yeah. So, as you can see, with the one picture in the big crooked, look right here. This is Jesus walking over to the make flower with golden slippers on in Italy in 14 AD. And you said the nigga came over to Italy and clean. That one was there, he came over there. No, the man in Italy was trashed to the morsel, though. The niggas went to Italy. Yes, so that means where they was from. Where they was from, they was all. Well, you know, it's some native motherfucking niggas in Italy. The native niggas. Since the morsel, the morsel came and did the fucking and then they left the room and it's in the stream. Something like that, cause we have, we leaving out too many details. It's not something like it is. All right, whatever. The niggas showed up over there. It's something to that extent. We all just threw in pieces. We almost got it. We threw in pieces of right shit in there. This nigga got a chalkboard up in his head. He got it in here, almost. We got to get that. We all got this shit, this weed is educational. It's just good to just have healthy debates about shit like this, the world, politicking. Yeah, it is what it is, man. I wouldn't want to speak on what I do. But you know what? We all write in a sense. I don't want to be writing. I don't want to be writers. There you go then. Don't want to be writing. Fuck around and be writing. It'd be too much to deal with, man. Like, damn, I was writing like a mother. This has been wrong in a bit. I wish y'all were wrong. Hey, y'all did it all. J-O-N, what you think? This nigga just said, I agree. That's the light-skinned shit you could say. I agree. I agree. You tried to say it on beats of that techno. You agree to what? That little vice city. How you feel about this new strain, man? This new virus or whatever, no? I don't know, man. I just pray it away. I'm just trying to stay the fuck out of this wave, man. This shit. They done put the news on this motherfucker, man. They ain't put the news on none of this like they put on this one. They done put the news on this motherfucker, man. Right. With Ebola and all that other whatever they had out there. They put a little news on it. We ain't even do much. They trying to shut down again. Yeah, it's about that time, man. To get real. Y'all did too much. They been making normal to shut down. That's what they think they trying to do. Making normal to shut down. They can just. They just didn't roll a lot out. Yeah, man. If you ever suck dick in the parking lot, make some motherfucking know us. Damn. They knew they shouldn't have had that shit. When all them TVs fell down, that was the same. You remember that? When that wall of video screens fell down? Yeah, it almost landed on there. That's when they should have called it off. Yeah, boy. After they talking about nobody. You think, well, I don't know. I wouldn't know what to ask. You think it's supposed to be this much backlash with that shit with the baby? Do I think? I don't. Man, I don't even have no opinion on no shit like that. Because everybody that didn't got counseled didn't have a better career after that. I think if you get counseled, that's exactly what you were trying to do. How you going? I don't know. It really just, you getting uninvited to all these places that you didn't want to go to anyway, if these are the type of people you don't want to be around. Yeah. I don't know why that was on his mind. I never liked it when the DJ said shit like that. Yeah, that shit don't even make sense. Anybody got AIDS in the club? Oh, no, you didn't say it. No, I'm thinking about the shit. Why the fuck do you say the shit? Clubs, I don't see why you would say it. Because you just saw how sensitive them people are. Take this off. But that wasn't even about them. Why did they put themselves in my house? In the time you mentioned that, in the time you mentioned some shit that people think that they're just They ain't the king of the suck dick in the park a lot. Yes, that's the world that we live in. If you mention motherfuckers with bad feet, they're going to counsel you. All of them. They might have jumped a gun on one. They might have jumped a gun on one because of what they're saying. The women suck dick in the park a lot. There ain't no women out there around there. They're going to say you're shaming the slugs. You can't say nothing no more. Yeah, I feel you know. You can't call people fat. No, I got you. You got to say obese. You can't say, then you got to call them little people. You can't call these kind of people, these kind of people. If you call them a freak, then you kink shaming. Don't believe in big people. DJs do that all the time. Is everything got a label on it, bro? You know what, though? Los Clayton said he don't see why they said that. In them clubs, see, I don't know if you host those rap shows, but I do. I don't know if you host hard rooms all the time, but I do. No, but I've seen it. Yeah, but you don't host them. And the call and response, you got to say that. I mean, I got some fucked up call and response shit that I got kicked off a while now, folks. You got to say them shit. Well, I shouldn't have said it. No, you don't. You don't have to. Yeah, you do. That's what I was going to say. Hold on, let me say this. You wouldn't know. You don't host that kind. When you go to hosting that kind of shit, Clayton, you would know what the fuck you got to say, but you don't know, because you don't host. You stay safe. You do comedy clubs. You do all this stuff. You don't go up in that shitty ass shit. And when you go up in that shitty ass shit, you got to say shitty ass shit. And that's just that. But it wasn't that no shitty ass shit. That was a shitty ass loud shit. And that's when it worked out just fine until the other motherfuckers got a hold to it and switched it up. It was good. It worked out fine. It worked out just motherfucking fine. No, that shit worked out terrible. In the long run, but that's not on stage. It worked out just fine. Later on it did, but I hope he didn't give a fuck, because that's how I felt about it. I wouldn't gave a fuck. Yeah, he gave a fuck. When he kicked me out a while now. But you don't have to say that, though. You saying you got to say that specifically. You can't say that, because you don't, Clayton, you got to exempt yourself because you don't do this. You a good comedian, but you don't do this kind of shit. I've seen it. I've seen you, but I haven't seen you do it. No, listen, yes, the fuck I do, he know I do it. I'm saying they heard Clayton, yes, the fuck I do. I was the first nigga to say, if you don't buy my DVD, you gonna catch your ass tonight. Give my DVD. I've been saying that crazy shit. Yes, okay, I do. You have it. Yes, I am. I'm telling you, you wouldn't know, because you ain't got to hustle. But you're saying you have to do it. But bro, when I moved around about myself, I had to hustle them bitches, so I had to make you hear what the fuck I was saying. You ain't never had to do that. You ain't getting this game. You ain't come to the, you ain't graduated high school and come do comedy. You ain't do that. You ain't on this side with us. We said with the fuck we got to say my nigga, you hear me? Would you just say that he got you kicked out of some shit that you were? He gave me kicked out of shit. Fuck that while I'm out. I ain't never wanted to do that shit, no way. Somebody brought me on that shit. They brought me. They asked me to do that shit. I ain't never had to go fuck with it. I gave him Carlos' name. I said, you know, we got to give him that Carlos' name. That nigga can rap and sing and tell the fucking, motherfucking bitch, you hear me? No, you hear me. What I said, what I said. I ain't saying shit, but what I said, I said, you ain't walked in shoes, but you ain't got to say what I got to say. You know you ain't got to say what I got to say, right? You don't have to walk them out of my shoes. You know I walk in there and say crazy shit. The baby probably do too. He said he had to because on the rap show, I didn't went out there with Tipton, did 31st dates and shit, moving around with him. He's saying, wow, shit. So you got to say some crazy shit because then your motherfucking be on that pile of pills and all kind of shit. They be on everything. You say, who the fuck on five, if you ain't on five at night, make some noise. Bitch gon' say, I ain't help me, you gon' wake up. The fuck is you talkin' about? You got to get out there in that arena, girl, with that microphone and then what I do? Shit, I ain't trying to, I ain't trying to, you know you my nigger, bro. You my nigger, but you can't, half the motherfuckers do it, then you can't do it. They come. You know it, man. I ain't trying to make it right. It ain't like. You just got to do it. I was just saying, you know the arena, but then you got to keep in mind too, it's like, like you said, that shit bigger than where the fuck you had to. You know what? I wouldn't have did it again, but I swear to God, I'd have did it like the first time. I would have did it the first time because that's what I'ma do. And then if I got consequence, I'ma deal with him. Yeah. I'ma deal with him because I know not to say anything. But you wouldn't have did it. We can debate this part all day long. I would try everything. I would try everything. All right, so say you're in his position, he done said what the fuck he said. Yeah. He ain't done, how do you fix it? How do I fix it? Really? How do you fix it? You know what I would do time? I would go to the king gay dude and look him dead in his eyes and have a conversation with him. Who is the king? Whoever the fuck that is, that's mad. Whoever the fuck that is, that's upset. That motherfucker right there. Go to hell. Go to hell. Who the fuck is mad? Meet up with me, man. Come talk with me. Don't cancel me behind my back. Meet up with me, man. Don't be all that sneaky canceling shit. Come on, I'll let me. Whoever the fuck mad, meet up. Everybody, everybody that mad. Every son of a bitch that's mad. And he gonna go through the lab. I'ma talk to all them son of a bitches right in their face, right here. In the like Obama have to do in the town hall meeting. You gonna, you gonna. Bring your mad asses down here because I obviously don't hate you. I obviously ain't got no beef with you. I wasn't born in the town where they got down on your monkey asses. Don't blame the shit they did to your ass folk. I don't do that shit. I don't talk no shit like that. I might play around, but I don't fuck with nobody. My generation ain't do that to y'all. Them niggas in the 70s whipped your whole ass up and down the streets. Not me, man. Niggas in the 70s kicked you all in your ass. Not me, the niggas in the 70s called y'all kind of slander, made your ass sit up there by the bus driver. I ain't doing nothing that shit to nobody. I'm from the 80s, baby. Y'all was, y'all was already good when I came round. Y'all got your civil rights enough to where I had to respect you. That's just the truth, man. So you, that's what, what would you do to fix it? Yeah. Same shit. To fix it? Yeah. Fix it. It's fixed. He did it, tired. Tired. You come back. Do something. That's all. I just want to be to accept somebody being mad at me. Come out, do something. With? Whoever. Whoever. Yeah. With whoever. Like, yeah, whoever's from the community. Whoever they are next. Tonight from that community? Do you pick? Or do they let the community pick? Do you get somebody from the community? It be good? You get songs that might be time plus, time plus somebody from the community. And then. As long as that shit don't go away, man. It equals. You're good. But it'll be okay. It'll be as soon as you pull somebody from the community on the track, talk it out, like, like, like, I wouldn't talk to all of them, but that shit is, that shit shows, you know what I'm saying? The willingness to make it right. Yeah, I would definitely make it right. No, but, yeah. Put them on the track. You know? Put them on the track. From the community. Do the track. Do the track. Whoever meets you halfway. Yeah. I would think so. Because they gonna say, they gonna say, because then they gonna try to see if he's still not, let's see if he's sorry. That's probably. What if you just pulled a classic, like, white rock star, excuse, tell him you was on some sleeping medication or something, sure. Yes, bro. Man, I was exhausted. Man, I was dehydrated. Drugged. I was dehydrated. Let's go. I had an eight. I had flew in that morning. I didn't get to go to soundcheck. And it was hot out there. I was sweating. I had no water. A lot of people don't know. I had to go get four IVs after this show. For real. Give me something with that simple. Fuck it, man. I'm not just gonna go out there and act like that was just me fucking up. Man, that's what white celebrities do. Y'all never take full responsibility for some shit, man. Oh, man. Damn. Go talk to that lady. Whoever that lady is, it could be for 10 minutes. As long as you go talk to that lady, you straight, bro. Come back to work with a doctor's note. I was on this new medication for my migraines, man. I'm gonna pay. It wasn't that me. I was taking pain pills. I was on pain pills. My head surged on my ankle. I found some pills in my bus and I was so depressed. No, I don't say that. I grabbed the bottle. You're gonna take the junkie route. And I took all of it. And I went out there on that stage and the rest of the night was a pleasure. It was a blurb. I don't remember much of anything. Classic. That's what I'm talking about. That's the Hollywood I want to be a part of. I remember going back to the trailer, to the bus, and I collapsed from heat exhaustion. Show up and then be like, look, I was working on this character for this movie. Method act. Right. Yeah. We were working on eight mile two. My cameras was in the building. I needed that footage for this documentary that I'm doing. I didn't mean no disrespect to nobody. I needed that clip so I could send it back to this. Whatever. Welcome back to the 85s house. Welcome back. We are talking about whatever the fuck we wanna talk about. Cause my potting in the house. K.Dubb, how you feel about it, bro? What you got coming up? Man, really, I got this Bootsy movie, man. I'm waiting on that to come out. Why do you wait this long to tell me about that? What's that? The Bootsy movie. What you mean, why wait long? Why you ain't told me? We been here this whole time talking about human evolution and shit. You ain't told me nothing about the movie, bro. The movie, I just said it. It's driving. Yeah, I don't know when Bootsy gonna drop. You know Bootsy go on Instagram and ask some motherfucker who didn't know who was gonna drop the movie. Well, his Instagram will be deleted. He sure will be on there a lot. Cause he got too lazy working off on that. He got these back again in Bootsy. Instagram really ain't the same since they deleted Bootsy. If they knew his social value, they would definitely reactivate this page. They deleted my page, shit. I still ain't got it back. I was at a hundred and eight or something like that. Eight, I'm back down to 13, but it's cool. I like it. I like that 13,000, man. You lost? They took your account? Yeah, they took my account. Yeah, they took it. Wow, okay. Yeah, I was goddammit moving up pretty good, man. They didn't took that motherfucker from me. I'm at 13. Y'all follow me. Comedienne K. Dull one. Follow me, follow me, follow me. That's the thing about it. Once they see you start making traction on them, it's something don't happen. Yeah, they took that shit. They took it. You okay? Smother the fuck out of here. Choking and shit. Come on, man. You all right, man? He is what it is. We're not gonna ignore that. Go. You gotta go. You're just gonna keep fucking going. You gotta go. You trippin'. You gotta go. You gotta go. Then they can cough up a hair ball and just go fuck it. You gotta go. What? That guy there. They got the booboo thing. You gotta go. That Kobe 19, man, they got that Kobe. Oh my god. Kogadaya. Now that Bootsy movin', man. Waitin' on that to drop, man. I'm playing, I'm in jail with him. Okay. I'm givin' him that game. That's all that you can? Yeah, givin' him that game in jail. Puttin' him down, man. Right. When you get in there, he ain't got a goddamn 24 months. I don't know what the fuck he got that sad ass face for in jail. That's what I'm on him on. Right. You got two years and you ain't lookin' sad. Boy, nigga, nigga, how many years you got? I said, nigga, I don't know. He said two years or somethin' shit. I'm like, nigga, I beat up my grandma to get out this motherfucker right now, nigga. I've been in this bitch since I was 17 years old. I don't know how I was. I had been in that bitch that long. It was in the script. I had wrote it out. Ain't nothin' like the end of the movie, man. You done done some movies, ain't you? Yeah. A few little shit. It's some little shit, though. Do you like the movies or just stand them up? I think I would like them better if I was in them more. Like, if I'm in a movie the next time and I'm doin' more, then I would like them more. People be askin' me why I don't, like, I didn't do some movies. I'd be like, man, how the fuck? They're like the painter he need to build a house. But see, they don't understand it like, say for instance, if you're a comedian and you start, you're tryin' to start a movie career. You have to literally start a whole career, like start at ground zero. You don't just jump in and be a movie star. You gotta go in there, motherfucker, and grind, too. Comedy, you can move parallel. Right. But you still be. You still gotta put your work in to be a movie star. Yeah. Everybody move parallel or they got down, Raffles move parallel or they're movie stars. Rapples move parallel. But the only way to be a movie star is to be in some movies. To be in some movies. You gotta keep them motherfuckers comin'. Everybody do it, man. Anybody that get any type of fame for any second become a movie star. You gotta be a movie star, man. It ain't just comedies no more. That's the ultimate job, though. You could be an entertainer, but a movie star. They only take a few from each, like you said, like each one. Yeah, they take a few from each one. That's the ultimate job, man. Wherever you poplar in, whoever genre, wherever you poplar in, you can be a tennis player. My L.A.s can be the fuckin' keynote speaker that gonna throw your ass in the movie. Yeah. Get some attention. I'm about to become a movie star real soon. Oh, anybody in there. We got K.D. O'Kaylin in his next movie. What the nigga name that was standing at OJ house? They up put his ass in the movie. That's him. The white boy? What's his name, boy? No, it was K.D. O'Kaylin. That's how the movie's gonna be. The most famous, you can be a football player. Let you run the football real good. J.A. Brown. They gonna... What the nigga name of the police captain? Todd Bubba Smith. Yeah. I'm telling you, that's the ultimate job, though. You gotta be a movie star. Oh, J.D. Simpson. All this shit is just leading up to be a movie star. Bill Cosby played for the Green Bay Packers. Shit. Oh, no, just bullshit. They let Bill out. Why? Damn. Guess we might leave that alone. Yeah, we gotta leave that alone. You like to talk about controversial shit. Yeah. I can't even lie, man. I can't even lie. I like talking about shit. Man, we can't, I swear to God, bro. I swear to God. You can't talk about that shit. It's hate speech. I ain't gonna talk about it. They put a disclaimer at the bottom. Hell, yeah. The truth about COVID. The truth about COVID. How would you like to try a new Applebee's Honey Bourbon barbecue chicken? But you fucking can't talk about any fucking thing. No, man. Especially as a black man, do you understand that shit gonna get flagged first? I feel you. I don't feel you, man. You know, this ain't my genre, though, man. I'm trying to put you down. I know you already put me on play. You do. I'm picking out what you putting down on my brother. Yeah, man. Picking out what you putting down. You slamming it down, but I'm still picking that shit up, man. One thing about it, I need to know. All we need to not know. Don't talk about that shit. Yeah, but know what you fucking before you fuck with. That's the trickery of the shit. They put that type of shit out to see who gonna respond to it so they can be like, ah-ha. Ah-ha. They had one of the ah-ha moments on your head. That should be crazy about what you can talk about and what you can't talk about. No, not that you can't, but it's- No, I'm saying you can't. It's not worth the shit that come after that. No, I got it. I ain't talking about- People just surf the internet for controversial shit. And there's a way to talk about everything. You just gotta have the right platform and- Yeah. But you can take out a context and you can take out a context and that's how they blow this shit out of proportion. So I'm like a wild coyote. I gotta be trained. I gotta figure out how to talk about this shit. There ain't no training. Yeah, man. I gotta be trained how to talk about it because you know what? I guess the more money you get, the more easier you will be. That's what it seemed like. The more money you get, the more easier you will be. You're a target. No, I ain't talking about for that. I'm saying it'll get you right. You're a target, I guess, initially, but- Because it's just like you said, the more famous you are, the easier it is to blame shit on you. Yeah, so what about if I get famous tomorrow? How do you- You already famous. I'm talking about super famous where I say the shit now and it go out and it hit. How about when I keep- It don't work like that. They're gonna wait till something happen and then they're gonna find the clip that you said and they're gonna try to parody what happened and make it try to seem like it's worse than it actually was. And it's already out of context. I guess what? But what if I don't give a fuck and I keep giving them shit to do and I keep kicking their motherfucking ass and their kids ass and their mammy's ass? Like, what if I just keep kicking their ass? Like, would I be the first motherfucker to keep whooping their ass? Like, how about it? Like, how can they win against me? How can they win against me just talking about ass? What's winning to you? I guess not really getting that shit. Not, I guess. I don't know what's winning. I don't know what'll be winning for them. Like, I feel like they win when they cancel the motherfucker. When people talk about it, it's look like they win him. So what about- That's just a facade. How's somebody gonna cancel you? That's what I'm saying. So it's no consequence to whatever the fuck I do because you just said it. You just said- That's not necessary. Anything that you say can have a consequence. It's all that I'm about. It's not immediate though. You know what? There it is, Carlos. You said it. It just gon' hit at any time. Yeah, yeah. They can pull them. They're not gon' wait. They're not gon'- They don't give a fuck what you say right now because they wait until you celebrate until you hit to something good happen for you. Then they have to paint you as a bad person so they can make it feel like you don't deserve whatever it is that- They gon' wet my ass out. Right. Because I've done a lot. You be just doin' shit. But what's gon' be your reason? For what? What you said. You took them pills. Yeah. And you went on stage. And I had a little migraine and I went backstage. I asked for some Advil, but I don't know what they gave me. I asked for some ginger ale. I don't know what the fuck that was. I think that was some rubber. And I don't drink no motherfuckin' rubber man. How you gon' pull the classic? I picked my cup up. I thought I had water in my cup. And I took a big gump of it and it was straight Hennessy. You gon' have to plead that I was on it defense. I was on it. They'll get you in the way with you. We ain't know which way it comes in. So ain't no way to goddammit brace for it. I've seen it a hundred times. Don't make it easy for them though. Tell me like R. Kelly. Can't say that. Why would you even want him? I don't know. God damn. It's PG. But I'm just saying there's no social value in that. What you mean? Like there's no reason to talk about it. There's no point in it. It is random. You gon' be random things, huh? But it ain't. It random. That's the trick, babe. These are social distractions to try to see who gives a fuck about this shit. It's just like, say for instance, you're doing some shit. These people who give a fuck about this shit, they're not even in your realm of possibility. But if you be into that shit, here come these motherfuckers who are emotional and give a fuck about that shit. Once you start playing the opinion game, now you have to hear all these fucking opinions. Ain't nobody gives a fuck. I ain't that some shit. Unless you give a fuck about opinions, then. It's getting salt and salt, huh? Yeah. But these are just media distractions and tricks of shit that they throw out shit like that that's supposed to make it seem like people give a fuck. So we can only really just, no, I got you, I got you. So we can only really, we only can say shit on stage when we out and about. We really can't say shit. That's dangerous, too. That's the real, that's where it started at. And now they're following us all around waiting on us to say anything. It used to just be, you can go on stage and say whatever. You say what you're saying. Once they started, police in the stage, and they in social media was like, okay, all right, now these people watching you every move. Cause they know we're comedians and you know comedians tell the truth. They just waiting on you to tell one of your truths that they don't agree with. And I tell a comedian the truth. Then I say comedians tell the truth. That's the perception. But they don't understand that a lot of the comedians that they like ain't telling the truth. What comedian you don't lie? Shit, most of them. That's the shit that make good jokes. You had to all be lying. I can't. Yeah, don't be lying. Man, don't nobody, if you as a comedian went on stage and everything you said was true, that shit gonna be boring. There's a mother for it. Oh man, you gotta make it. People live in reality. That's why they wanna be entertained. You were lying when you said you called a fat bitch and she said she wanted to eat good in the neighborhood. No, that's the part of the joke that make it funny. But was you lying when the fat bitch had the name to it in the whole slogan? They got had a whole life before this shit. I knew it. He'll take one for the team. Take one for the team? No, I ain't telling that. What you fuckin' with fat bitch? We all love. No, it wasn't even if it was a hood chick. Yeah, it was the hood. Tell my, say yeah, I wanted to eat good in the neighborhood. The true story, she had never been out to eat before. I believe you, cause I ain't never been out to eat before. Cause she had six sisters and seven brothers and she was, I think she was like number 11 or something. It was about 14 of them. She had never been out to eat. I bro, the first time I brought her to the crib, I was getting ready. I thought she like, she had called a Uber or something. My crib, she had never rode in the Uber. Then when she got to the crib. A Uber? Yeah, I sent her. A Uber? This back in 05 one time I, a Uber in the 05? No, I'm sent. Okay, check this out. So she didn't came to the house. Yeah. How the fuck she got there? Somebody dropped off. This back when I was, I was thuggin' then. I ain't have a whole lot. So she get over there and I had cable. So wherever we was going, she ain't wanna go no more. We ended up watchin' the whole season of some shit. And then I fuckin' with her for a little bit and I was out of there. Damn. I ain't really have a whole lot to offer. So all the puts I was gettin' up until this point in my life. I know it was just cause they really liked me. Cause they ain't really had shit. You ain't learnin' man. You gotta eat some pussy. Yeah. I didn't, boy, I don't have a hand. Put in that shit and get dropped off and we'll just be there. Can't be off the street. I don't know how she got there. What's up with this shit? I'm just a guy used to Uber. I forgot how we used to get down before all this shit came. Yeah man. She probably had another nigga or somebody home girl drop off. All I know is she got over there. This is it. She was going to get her hair done. That was a good day, a young good day. I mean the chicken, now you gotta goddamn take a bitch out to eat or something. He ain't used to have to take it back in the day. I'm not back in the day when you were about 20 years old. Man, think all the pussy you got when you know you was broke. Yeah, I done got some broke pussy. You know you're windies, then you got your pussy. And it was better than to put some pain in for it now. Shit. But it wasn't just that you was broke or was that just pussy in your price range? It was broke. No, it was price range. Okay, so if you broke, are you getting broke pussy? But you can fuck some top tier pussy and be broke. But if she fucking with you, is it top tier pussy? Because you know you broke. Looking back, everybody's scared to judge. Looking back. Looking back, I always say that. I always look at my big mum and say, you know what, I got all y'all when I wasn't shit. So that's who y'all were fucking with. I ain't nigga that really wasn't shit. So I see why y'all hate me now because I didn't got better. And y'all still the person y'all was when I met y'all there. So you know, that was back in fucking today. You know what that's called? What? Accountability. No, when I met them in 02 and 03 and shit, it was that level I was on. I was dreadlocked, gold teeth, talking shit, swallowing spit. If you could stand and fuck me after the bullshit I had just talked that day, you really wouldn't have known shit. Cause I was talking some shit. And if you stood there and listened, you was just as crazy as I was. So that's who all my big mum is. Somebody that sat there and let me talk to them. Ain't that crazy? Cause they probably seen the potential. They ain't seen the potential. But they don't never see the part where it's like, if they see the potential. If they saw the potential, there still be around. That's what I'm saying. If they saw the potential. They ain't seen them. Why they didn't see the part where you wouldn't fucking with them once you. You didn't see that part? What? They can see all the potential in the world. It's like, if I can reach all this potential, do you think I'm gonna fuck with you? That's what I'm basically saying? Well man, now I wouldn't fuck with them. At this point. You think I wouldn't fuck with them before they fuck with me? I don't know. I mean, they already didn't fuck with you on the come up. But they had to see you. They had to see you. Cause you, you started being already in videos. Like, like O2. Yeah, they seen, I mean, yeah, definitely. I bet my mum was definitely seeing me. That's what I'm saying. So you went from a nigga talking shit to now whatever the- When I say talking shit, I'm talking about ridiculous shit, about how I would beat this shit out of motherfucker or some shit or some shit. Some shit, some shit. I would slap your fucking mama or shit. Like, so they just know me from a weird time. Okay. Talking all kind of shit. I just had to give you one out of 50. Oh. Just talking shit. Verbally abusive talking shit, you know what I mean? So they didn't know me from another time. What's wrong with Chad? What's wrong with you, bro? He done, well, the hood chicks be doing that in their sleep. They wake up in between the ear and the shit. Oh. They build up. Most of the hood bitches. They made a noise. I can talk shit. I guess I can talk shit about my baby mama. The kid's grown now, man. Them kids grown? I don't know. All of them, three of them here. Three of your kids grown. My son mama, she got fucked or she couldn't. Okay, I'll fuck with my son, man. She cool. Gotta have one cool baby mama. That's the best. She cool? Yeah, man, she cool. I can't even lie. So let me be like that, man. If you don't help me out, then I don't fuck with you. Man, don't you have to pick me up or something, man, from the airport or something. Make some time, man. I get a better- So all the niggas out there who got a cool baby mama and you still fucking up. We all fucking stand, you niggas. I ain't still fucking mine. And that's on a lot, that's on a lot of time. It just, that's still cool. I know I give it up from the airport. That's, it ain't gonna never get cool until you stop fucking. All right, she, I knew it. You gotta stop fucking her. If y'all not together, don't be fucking on that one. Hell no. I ain't even sitting up here capping. But no. Don't put her life on hold. I made one of my decisions. Let her live her life. Mama gotta have a life too, fellas. It wasn't my decision, she quit fucking me. But, amen. It's like that, though. She made the decision that was best for her. I was young, I couldn't see it. I was mad at first. That's how it beat me, man. You grew up and you grew back. How old can you put that in? You got to look back at yourself and be like, yeah, I wouldn't shit a little bit. She can't have that one. Plus, I mean, it is what it is, man. Are you not that person? Are you not that person? No, not that person got that old seven, old eight, old nine, eleven, twelve. But see, that's part of your growth too. That type of shit got to happen. So you can learn. Yeah. What this thing is? Two years ago. No, hell no. The bullshit period, it's been at least six years for November 2000 and that's the last bullshit. Yeah. The bullshit, man. You off all the bullshit. Six years straight. That's what it takes, man. You got to reach the point of your life for it. You just over the bullshit. Shit, I ain't on the choice. That shit quit me. There you go. That shit quit me, nigga. That's what happened. If you fuck around too long, it'll eventually quit you. It'll quit your ass, nigga. Shit, it got out while you had a chance. Shit, it got out smooth, strong, and it motherfucker. Now you get out and it quit you and you know the reason why you're out. Because it quit your motherfucker, man. You ain't quit it. See, that's the point of a nigga's life that's called a realization. Got to realize that that shit will happen. The longer you fuck around, the better. You're like the more your chances increase of the opposite of happening. How you feel about the West Coast, man? The what? I'm talking about cleaning that West Coast. West Coast, which man, like County, just Los Angeles. How you fuck with the West Coast? Yeah. I'm talking as far as like living out there. I ain't never really lived out there. I mean, I stayed out there a couple of months, but I ain't lived out there like that. I'm just a South as nigga. That's what, that's what, that's me too, man. I mean, all this shit great to visit. I can stay out there as long as I need to. As long as I know I'm coming back home to the South at some point, whether it be a month, two months, three months, I'm straight. Los Angeles is straight. Not for comedy. Like for stand-up, it's not enough stages. Like Atlanta got way more stages to get on. But as far as like working, yeah. It was all type of opportunities I wouldn't have gotten nowhere else. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, shit that I was able to do that I didn't even, you know, I'm tagging titles on shit, you know? Like, nigga's producer, nigga's life. You know what I'm saying? I'm cool down south, man. Different shit. But I also want to learn how to do all that shit. So it's actually, I'm getting paid to learn how to do this shit. You know what I'm saying? Like, now I know how you set up a show. Now I know what a showrunner does. I know what a successful showrunner does. Three, four seasons, you know what I'm saying? Like that shit is just different. Like it's a whole different side of stuff you can learn. But as far as stand-up, like my stand-up suffered the whole time I was out there. Like, not my stand-up, but being able to get on stage. Like whenever I went anywhere else, if I was on the road, shit was great. But out there, it's like, damn. Like weekend, you might not have no spot. You might do a spot, oh, we can only have you back this often. Like it's hard. Like I want you to go through the whole process of goofy shit in New York, a different story in New York way better. But yeah, LA, depends on what you're trying to do. It's a lot of shit that could be cool. The people ain't the best, but in nature and shit, that's about it, man. You go see anything. Like, probably within like four hours. What you mean? Mountains, snow. My fuck goes to the beach within an hour, wherever the fuck you are, you wanna go on a hike, you wanna go on a mountain, you wanna go on a canyon, you wanna see some goddamn seals, you wanna see some dolphins jump off some shit. Like, yeah. Dolphins just be jumping off shit. Come on, bro. Bro, you just go, man. There's so many motherfucking, like, if you do that, it's different. You ain't smoking, and you out there. That's the one thing, because it's not for the fucking rain, bro. If it rain, it's gonna be unusual. It rain when I first moved here for two weeks straight, and that shit was unusual. These motherfuckers running around scared. Everybody look terrible. Wet. They don't look good wet. Niggas in LA do not bitches. Nobody. Dogs, nobody. Nothing looks good in LA wet. Donut shop, nasty, because it's wet, bro. Everything look nasty in LA wet. It's a little nastier than you would think. I'm, you asked. I'm just giving this a little bit nastier. Oh, the weed is great. The weed is great. You go to a place that don't have taxes, though. That's what you want. Sensational. Right, right. No taxes. You want to go in there. They might be running off a generator. You don't know what's going on in that bitch. They still ask you for your ID, get your stamp card, go in there, bitch, get your little weed, move on about your goddamn day. Bro, they look good in that one by your old crib. Oh, man, that shit stayed on the front. The read in the morning? It was like an empty furniture store or some shit. Oh, man, fat nigga with a gun. That's the security. It's always, the bigger the store, the fatter the nigga. Oh, shit. I ain't about to set this whole shit off. Man, you got a Capri sign in there. You want one? Yeah, let me get a Capri sign. You want man, shit, you want one? No, I don't need one. I ain't got a head of one with you, bro. Nastier than you would think. We're straight up out here. Wrong people, shitin' on the ground. Homeless people build the two-story structures. These motherfuckers pilin' so many cushions together, I say this nigga is buildin' a skyscraper. I seen a homeless nigga with a balcony. Nigga had a balcony with smokin' cigarette. I'm on my way to work at the universal shit. Bro, homeless people, people shittin' on the street, pissy highway. You heard of a pissy highway? Pissy highway. The whole interstate pissy goin' under certain bridges. I'm makin' shit up, and people drive, and don't look like it ain't there, bro. Them people, yeah. Skid Row 60 blocks, or somethin' like that. 60 blocks. 60 blocks. Skid Row is 60 blocks. 60 blocks. I'm just homeless. Cam and Drill don't, what the motherfuckers want to do? Damn, man. Damn, man. I be watchin' that shit on YouTube. Shit look nice, quick on camera. You know what I'm sayin'? Like, it look, you know when they shoot a movie, be like, oh, L.A. lookin' like, yeah, it look good when the camera movin', but if you said that bitch still, you gonna be like, this nigga is shitin' while playin' a trumpet. Lookin' me dead in the eye, nigga. Man, this is off the exit, nigga. This nigga get over a bucket, nigga, but the bucket upside down. He ain't even shitin' in the open part. He shitin' on the flat bottom part. So he splannin' back on his calf muscles. This nigga nasty. This, oh, fuck that, man. Yeah. But it's cool, though. It's cool. The people that's actually from L.A., great people. I fuck with them all the way. Yeah, it's cool. People in Atlanta, shit, man. And all that shit. People in Atlanta, shit. The homest people. Oh, yeah. They closed down that one little shit that was downtown. Which one? Yeah, right there on Pines. Man. They shut that down. I used to live right over that way at that waterfall building, they. That shit, damn, for real. That shit used to be stankers fucked through there, too. Whole area was stankin'. They have thought about it. I just didn't thought about it. And that's why the COVID case was going on. Over there, because of that homestay? People shittin' on the street. That shit ain't supposed to be on the street. You know, that's supposed to shit on the street now. We can get away with the P. The P might be all right, but I know you ain't supposed to be shittin' on the street now. You can't. You can't die. They get in the air. You right. Particles. You right. Yeah. Making good points. What we gonna do about that? We gotta clean up the whole world. I ain't gonna do shit about that. That's the sad thing about it. You watch YouTube, you realize what's going on in the world. You used to think, only thing was going on in the world was what they put on the news, boy. It's so much, so much shit. I did not know half of the shit. I know, just looking at it. You used to be watching on there. Man, I would have to look at my phone, man. I'm gonna tell you what I be watchin'. I'm gonna tell you right now. I'm sure it's some controversial shit. It's Ray Mercer and Tommy, a lot of Joe Rogan, DJ Yellow, DJ Pablo Escobar, John Gotti. Oh, okay. I just do that lookin' at Stargates and shit. Who? What is there? Stargates. Stargates. El Chapo, Hitler. Oh, okay. Oh, they got that shit on Netflix about being a tyrant. You seen it? No, I was gonna watch the Idiot Mean. Yeah, he on there, talkin' about shit. A butcher, huh? Yeah. I like to watch all that type of shit. Idiot Mean, god damn. Yeah, he fucked the whole country up. Killed too many people. Too much violence. Idiot Mean. Who was he in? Uganda. Uganda. Other one was in Rwanda. Kabuta was in Rwanda. Man, you know what he is, motherfucker. He's a JBL. You know all that shit. You know all the history. Shit mean I ain't, I don't know enough, man. You don't know enough? You gotta know a goddamn it. You gotta know a whole lot to say a little bit. Can't know a little bit to say if he's sittin' there talkin'. There you go. So shit, I'm tryin' to get a whole lot and store that little brain of mine so I can stand up there and know some shit. You know the best thing in the world to do is the best thing in the world is to know. If you can know, man, you just be good. Knowin'. Knowin' is half the battle, that's what G.I. Joe said. It did. I ain't never know shit about that. Now you know. And knowin' is half the battle. Go, Joe. I did not like that cartoon. G.I. Joe? Fuck no. You thought it was once you designed the army? I didn't like G.I. Joe. I liked He-Man and I liked Thundercat. He-Man. Thundercat. I liked Thundercat. Thundercat was right. I thought it was He-Man. Yeah, I even liked She-Girl. The Panther was black, wasn't it? It felt black. I don't know, I don't know. The gray nigger. Pantere. The big nigger, he was gray, he was bald. Yeah, I know what you're tired of findin' here. That's why I like that. That's Thundercat. Tell me about Thundercat. That's Thundercat. Yeah. Mm, God, dude, what I like. I don't even know why Silverhawks. I don't know. G.I. Joe ain't, I ain't really fuckin' with it. Damn, K-Dubb. I didn't really fuck with it, man. All right, man. He-Man. That's it. Scooby-Doo. Oh, mysterious mystery-solfin'-ass niggas. Man, I had to watch it, man. I had to watch it, man. I had to know. You had to know what? I just had to know who the fuck did it, man. It was always the motherfuckin' D.S. shit. You know, it was the same script. It was not Red Harry. It was Red Harry sometime. It was him sometime. It was, yeah. It would be the nigger trying to get his shares money. It was always a regular person. It was an underlying message to the whole Scooby-Doo shit. What's the message? Behind most bullshit. So you knew who everybody was waiting for? Everybody was waiting every time. You said what? Behind most bullshit that's goin' on. It's an old white man. Every episode, the niggas goes with some white man trying to steal some land or some property from somebody. Damn. He made the hotel sing Haunted so he could get the insurance money all to himself. Right. So you honestly didn't want to get away with it if it wasn't for you and your mother and kids. Cause it was never, it was never no more. Damn sure pleaded his case, and he woulda got away with it. He created the underwater Scooby-Monster so the property of the land would go down so we could sell it at a low price and keep the money. And I woulda got away with it. Had it been for you, man, or some kids. God damn. Scooby-Doo then went everywhere. Haunted swamps, the carnival. Somebody would have. But it was never no real monster. Never. So where the episode with the real monster choked the shit out of one of them. And I want to see that Scooby-Doo. This had no Scooby-Doo in him when it was no real danger. It was never no real monster. He took his baby nephew to work with him. You think he's gonna bring your baby nephew around some ghosts? Scrappy-Doo was grown. He was a puppy though. Cause he had puppy power. I think he was just a mean, he was a mean little toddler, I guess. A mean talking dog, short dog. He wasn't no grown. Scrappy-Doo wasn't grown. Okay, I get y'all that. All right, now that we grown, okay. And we know that they just been keeping Scooby-Doo legend alive right now. What Scooby-Doo do you think they own right now? Like if you had to pick a number. Cause you know the original Scooby-Doo, he didn't live this long into our lives. Like if you know they been keeping, they kept replacing Scooby-Doo. So what's the number? Scooby-Doo 46B. Damn. You talking about what you mean? Like how many different Scooby-Doo's they had over the whole time? Damn. Cause Scooby-Doo never not been on TV really. Right. Cause I've always been Scooby-Doo. And so you think cause they chained him up a little bit? Yeah they keep changing him. Just to be the animation or to be Scooby-Doo ain't solving mysteries no more. He ride skateboards, you know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? Different, different, different. This is my ass conversation. Yeah. Damn, so it's 46B you say? Damn. I never looked at it that way. So what about Homer Simpson? I know he chained a couple of times. Yeah they probably on like 30, no like 20s. Have you been seeing the newer episodes of The Simpsons they trying to be more edgy? What they doing? Just trying to be like, you know, it's a lot more quick humor and shit like that. They trying to set the jokes up faster. Cause people went to posting, people posting and knowing for it. Yeah. They trying to put a little Instagram. They just playing for that. Well I mean, just the times done changed. Like the shit there used to be controversial on The Simpsons, they ain't even. Hell no. You had to go off. They had tried to bend The Simpsons and all this shit when it first came out. Yeah. You getting trouble for wearing a Bart shirt. Right. I tried to get around it with the Black Bart shirt. Yeah, eat my shorts. And it still got in trouble. You got in trouble for wearing it. Can't tell you teacher, eat my shorts. You couldn't wear a Bart's shirt? I tried at one of the schools. I went to a Pensacola. Wow. Yeah. Pensacola Florida. You couldn't wear a Bart's shirt cause he was saying eat my shorts. Eat my shorts. And he was jumping out of windows and all that. Wow. Send me home. That is hilarious. I ain't know it. Few schools didn't give a shit about that. Yeah, you went to the real violin shit. They went violin. They just didn't give a shit about a Bart Simpson. I guess that wasn't violin enough. Man. Your school gave a shit about why is it? Hell yeah. Damn. The school was very wholesome. I didn't give a shit. My school was very wholesome. Man. They represented the Oxford community. Nigga, that school ain't give a fuck. I don't give a shit, especially. Here at the Oxford City Schools, we're just trying to create a safe learning environment for all our students. Really? I didn't leave school if I felt like it any time. Nothing kept me in school. Like I graduated high school, but anytime from second grade to 12th grade, I would just get up. I would train in classes and grab my boobat and go the fuck home and come back the next day. Like nothing happened. Like nothing happened. I've done it all my life. Oh, okay. I'm lucky you were lucky. Yeah. Humble flex. No, it ain't no humble flex, it was just as simple. Cause fucking, I remember second grade leaving school. You left school in the second grade. Second grade leaving school. Your teacher was awful. Not really, because I wasn't in that grade. I just left. Oh, like walking when y'all was in the hallway. Truancy didn't hit for real till 1994 around Mississippi. Okay. And Mississippi Truancy hit by 94. That's when they were keeping real records, I guess. Cause I was in Milwaukee at first, and it was no, it was just no. It was, when I got to Mississippi, it was no. It wasn't really, that shit was not like, it was not like, not at the fucking the school I went to, nailer. It was just not recorded. Only the records probably still ain't even existing. Right. They probably couldn't even pull them records up, maybe. That's not everything. They wanted to go check back. They should probably start at about seventh grade with me, like a slave record. Oh, you all right? Yeah, you all right? Am I all right like what? You all right? Tell me about the record. Yeah. It's really, for real, I'm telling you. I can guarantee that. You're saying that they bothered you? Hell yeah, I'm good. I'm good with fucking about no second grade school record, but I ain't gonna tell you that shit about it. Isn't it hard, bro? You hard too. That's why I know I am, cause I'm listening to you tell this, got that story. Man, you just told the story too, but I ain't accuse you of being hard. What I told the story about, nigga? I kinda, I'ma tell you what it was. You don't even know. I'ma tell you. Go ahead. You said everybody in the world, all the niggas was everywhere. That was I. First of all, it was black people everywhere. No, you said niggas, dude, and that's what I said. Well, like, dark-skinned people have been on every part of this planet first. Yeah, yeah. They didn't have to go nowhere. They've been native to every land on the continent, just like everybody else was. There has always been variations of people native to every land, is what I'm saying. But what I'm saying, though, is black people was there on the whole planet first. I think the, so, well, they weren't just all in one place. Yeah, that's what I was saying. I don't even wanna go back over that again. But that's what I think. Yeah, just native to every land. That's what I think. That's how I think. Even though the motherfuckers in Peru, the people in Peru, even though some dog went down, just like it's the Marabanos up here, but even about them Spanish-looking people, too. What I'm saying, let's say, for instance, you go to Peru. Let me say this. They got some Peruvians, right? I know they got some. But they gon' have some black ones there, too. I know that, just like they got some Marabanians here, and some retarded people. But, well, you can't say that either. No! God damn! Man, I'm really staying away from every topic that I can't. You had to bring up, see? I don't even, man, God. You can't even say that word no more. Oh, man, I don't. What do you say? I didn't even. You can't. You don't. Hey, man, you know what? You have to be specific. But guess what? And they really don't want you to mention them at all. Hey, that's some shit. If you're not kissing they ass, you can't. So you can work at Walmart, but we can't mention you. Great. That's crazy. That's like, that's crazy. But anyway, I didn't even forget what I was saying, man. See? Because I can't. This is a crash course on all this shit not to say no more. You just want to smoke, I guess. Mm-mm. I ain't got nothing to do with it. I'll say this shit in jail, man. I know, but it's just a lot of trigger words. The internet is a very strange place. No, I got you. I got you. I understand. I understand thoroughly. It gets so much shit. Like Michael Jackson, man. I got so many songs inside of me. I just want to get them out. So much shit to say. So much bullshit attached. Amen. Even if some of them shit came out right now, they might be too controversial just because of the social climate. Anyway, what we were saying was all the Peruvian people, right? Right. They all their whole country look alike. The whole country. Niggas ain't from down there, man. Unless them folks did the same thing the white folks didn't. So there's one type of motherfuckers just right there from there? Yeah, man, because I get praised by black people too. But y'all motherfuckers wouldn't know Chile or nothing, man. Like, they was in Africa, but not. You don't think they was in Chile? Some over there. That's what I'm saying. Some there, well. Ecuador, man. Guatemala. It's from the dog, Guatemala, but for the most part. Like, all the Africans, you know, you got the Moroccans that's like, but you know, Slas, some whatever. I mean, I don't know. He said he was black. He was a manager at the IHOP. He said he Moroccan, he black. Yeah, that's quite possible. But I don't know, because he was light-skinned and not saying I don't know the African, right? I know it. But I'm saying I don't know in the sense of, I bet if you go back and talk to him, he said, man, my dad's probably darker than you. But the Moroccan light, ain't it? So you think all of them are? I guess 80, at least 70, 80%, right? All right, what the other 20 look like? I'm guessing there's more in it. I just don't want to say 95, but I'm guessing there's probably like that too, like in Africa, in Africa, even except for IHOP in a few more of them other countries. You been there? Mm-mm. See? But I know what, but I know what the motherfucker told me. Don't believe that to your sense. Perhaps. Perhaps I ain't never seen them like skin Nigerians, like even though I know that they're our son, but I know, but we ain't seen them, which means the same way I ain't seen them in the IHOP gold chains. Do you understand it's like 200 million people in Nigeria? I know that, but why is it that all I'm seeing is the black ass niggas? Because, man. It's like, to be honest with you, in America there are light skin, brown skin. This right here is what America is, but this is not what Nigeria is. But that's what black people are. That's how black people are. It ain't, it don't matter what color they are, they still are, they're still black. It's all them colors, all of you. So it don't matter what kind of black people you get, you ain't never gonna get no red, yellow, on that continent. You saying the continent first talk, I'm talking about, but not on that West Coast coming down like that, but maybe in that back east corner, it's some lighters. But there ain't no lighters outside of Morocco and Cape Verde in that east corner. What other state, what other country? Is there some yellow tribe? No, I'm saying give me that. It's a tribe. It's what I'm saying. It's yellow. Because you don't have to have a little tribe. I believe you. I don't see if people can have a light in it. I know what, that's what I said early about the albino. So that's what I'm saying, it don't matter. Wherever some black people are, it's gonna be multiple colors of black. Not really, because I ain't, you right, I ain't been there, but I ain't really seen that in a picture. That a random motherfucker too. When I seen a random picture of some niggas in South Sweden, all them niggas was black ashy niggas, man. It wasn't no hue of colors like you talking about. Every time I see a picture of a group of Nigerian niggas, it don't be a hue. But you gotta, that's what a picture is. I'm just saying random, you know what? I tell you what colors, you right. But when you put a picture of some different hues of niggas born in Africa, outside of Ethiopia and in Somalia, cause that's what they had in Morocco. Not only in Morocco, but outside of Ethiopia and Somalia, I don't think there's no hues. What about our Google it, let's not go there. Our Google it first, then go there. Not saying ain't no hues. I'm not saying ain't no hues in Nigeria, like ain't no white people. You just saying Nigeria. But dawg, you're talking about the biggest continent in the world. I hear it. I know it. There's people over, you talking about something that is simple, it's some light skin, there's some shit over there that you ain't never even thought of. I believe you. I was just saying where, in a sense, and that I ain't never seen it. I believe there's more to it. I'm never saying it wasn't. I just believe there's more to it, but I ain't seen it. Therefore I gotta retract me saying I believe it. I don't know if there's more to it. I will have to see it. I'm starting to get mad. There's so much shit in this world. We don't know nothing about it. That's the crazy part. Oh yeah, man. If I say I watch YouTube, I'm fine. That's shit. Yeah, I watch YouTube. Which one you been watching? I watched a little Pikmi try with them niggas. It was like, all them niggas was just like, I don't know if you can even say this shit, man. I ain't even know what you're saying, man. That's who they are. Right? That's their name, right? That's not their name. That's it. Yeah, I don't know if you ask Carlos if that's the right way to call them. I said Pikmi. What you said is a little Pikmi. That's pretty much like a double negative. Pikmi already means small. That's just like calling them the little littles. Well, Chad called me to ask me to be on the show and I agreed. So you just up here showing love to Chad. I'm just up here showing love to Chad. Here I am. Chad was like yo, it's my real birthday. I need you to come, man. I need you to come. I did some shit like that. What exactly did you say to get me on the show? Now we're fucking sure that shit's gonna happen if I kill Fuckin' with ya. It's gonna be, it's gonna hit my foot, man. It's gonna be the heavy, man. You got that old... 1980s rapper type ring. And you belt on? State Champion. Yeah, I ain't even get mine. It's some fucking bomb on. You said what? Bomb on. Let me give me a state championship ring, mate. Man, for real, man. We still wearing it? Y'all want a state champion? Why do you want it? They want after you left, ain't they? You know what I'm just saying. It's gonna be like when them clans are in, that ring is gonna be shit, fuck it. I can't stand that thing. State champion, state champion bigger than all that shit. State champion bigger than the pros in the college, big. State champion, fuck it, all right. Cause everybody really love each other and knew each other on that thing. When you get to college, you just met in a year or two or three. You talking about the ring or you talking about the... Just the whole fucking win. You a state champion? No, I ain't never been there, man. I ain't ever worn shit. You never worn shit? I ain't ever worn shit. I ain't ever scored a point. Damn. I ain't ever got a rebound, scored a point, go and leave nothing. I ain't ever played no sport. I ran track. It's coming like fifth and sixth place and shit. Y'all, he was terrible. Yeah, I wasn't no athlete like that. I could turn some flips or something, but I couldn't run. Couldn't hop, couldn't shoot. Fifth and sixth place. Yeah, I ran track. I was in like third the whole race. What did you run? I ran the mile, then I ran 800 mile. I ran, I ran 800 one time. That shit was too hard. No, you had no speed, man. 800 was my only thing. Let's see if we can run. 800 hurt. What, 800, the hardest shit to run? 800 is it? Shit, the mile is the... No, it ain't. You can't run fast, but you can't run it. No, the mile cool. Let's go. The mile cause all you gotta do is just keep running, but the 800, I'm telling you, I ran it. That two mile, that's my fuckin' eight of us. That two mile, all you gotta do is keep running. That's it, that's it, just keep running. That's fitness. But then 800, bro, you gotta have some speed and some get up. You gotta sprint that bitch down there. Anybody that know know. You ran the track? Yeah. So what did you run? I ran the 800 in the mile. Nigga, you ran the dangerous shit that I run in. You did 800, too? That 800 is dangerous, bro. You was a long running nigga, too. That ain't no, really no long run. The 800 is something else. That ain't the quick burst. Yes, it really is. It ain't the crisp, the burst is something else. Full out, two laps, two laps, no pace lap. It's just all out. That's what I'm saying. You gonna die on that bit, the 800, the hard, that's the dog. Okay, so you hold it down on the first lap. No, you gotta hold it down both laps. That shit until you can do it in like, sub two minutes. Until you can do it in 90s. I've been seeing them two or eight, the whole point is to run that shit like you wanna run about 50 something. Like, I didn't see him up for the run, a 49 and a 51. You give what I'm saying crazy. Just going. Do you know we be the best at this? That's crazy. You ever ever run that shit again? I did have just, I don't know about that. I ran track. I knew I wasn't gonna run that long. They looked at me and said, you want, hey, put that bar up there. I knew, I knew a place I was gonna get by what bus pulled up. Shit, I used to win that school. Yeah, I ain't gonna beat them niggas, man. Not gonna hear them stuff. I used to look at them mufflers, like I'm beating all of them now. I couldn't beat them. I could talk about your ass, but I damn sure couldn't. So you was winning. Yeah, first of all, don't get it behind them. If the niggas say it went, it went in. You see what I'm saying? I was losing. The niggas really winning if they said it went in. When you run to 800 revs, don't get behind nobody. You wanna be in the front because you get pasted there. You can make them up or just run to you. So you want them to try to run and catch up to you. So you wanna start off and set the pace, go hard as fuck. But then you can't burn out in the second lap. But then I'm up for good. Because the whole trick to this shit is like, you gotta flat out run this shit, but it's like, you spread the straights and you have to get out down, get your shit together in the curves. Curves is what make the race. Coming out that last curve, because then your muscles should get the locking luck. Trying to get to that last hundred. Because that's when all the motherfuckers who you thought was dead start running like a motherfucker. So it's full fucking sprint race. They been pacing this the whole time. Yeah, boy. They give us four sprints. The motherfucker you got to watch is the white boy who in the middle of the pack. When he do this on that second lap, let me look at that watch. That's really an all sprint. You give it some oomph the whole run. Yeah, cause you gotta give it a beginning. In a mile, you ain't giving much as you start out. When you pop that gun on that mile, you ain't giving much. And I done ran a mile in 502 512. Tell him, when that white dude looked at that watch, he finna tell somebody when you suck. When you pop that gun. Especially if he got them little shades on. You comfortable in that first two blocks on that mile. You comfortable. First two laps ain't nobody even to fucking competition. You comfortable. You comfortable. In that 800, as soon as they pop that gun and you hear it, as soon as you go to hear footsteps, you already uncomfortable. Over with it. As soon as you're uncomfortable, because that 800 of these, because you already losing. You really already losing, man. You gotta sprint one lap and then be tired and do that shit again, basically at the same pace. And then try to pick up two. Like the end, you gotta go prize. Was that the one I saw with the ladies? It was the Olympics. And it was like the lady came up and got her ass at the end. So she failed or some shit? Nah, she was right at the end. Oh, I seen that. I seen what you talking about. She got hawked at the end. She got the old girl at the end. In Ethiopia or something, I'm not sure. No, I thought it was a college. Something green. Nah, this was the Olympics. I just seen this. Oh, I ain't see that one. You know, there's a lot of little hawked down videos. They hawked me down a little. You got hawked down on video? No, he brought like, his family probably got it in the little drawer. You just said that? You broke a record. He wasn't fat. No, ain't nobody broke a record on me. I really wasn't, I really ain't no shit on the track field. So whoever beat me, don't get no credit. But whoever beat me, don't get shit worth of credit. I don't give a fuck who you are. You ain't gonna pro, you ain't do shit beat me. If he was even on the thing with me, you wouldn't good. They supposed to already had your ass off. I wasn't good at none of that shit. But his family probably, somebody probably was recording and got me out there running looking stupid. Fuck that. Somebody. Cause I see videos from high schools and shit all the time. I went to three different high schools. I see videos from three different high schools. You ran track at each. Fuck, no, I ran that shit for like, three or four track meets, man. Man, I was on the track team since the seventh grade. Hell no, I ain't one like that. They wasn't saying- You ain't doing the same event? Pretty much. You was one, okay. I didn't know that you had some distance runners, man. I just told you really. I ran track. I was on the track team, man. At some point I ran all of the shit. Cross country. Yeah. Yes, he's probably really on the track team. I was on the track team enough to say I was on there, but I wouldn't know a nigga that ran everything. Cross country. I was on that mile. They tried to put me on a two mile, like hell no, I don't know. At the time I was running in a cross country meet, dude who was in front of me, he was too tired. I was in about four place. Dude was too tired, man. He was running, so I'm just letting him, like I could see the finish line, but like cross country, they're like, set this course up where it's like, you're not just, you're just running all over this fucking place, you have to follow the course. So I was just, I could see the finish line, but it was kind of like far from where I was, maybe like five, six, some hundred yards or something. That shit was kind of like way to fuck down there. So the dude, it was two dudes, two white dudes who were running me. Me and my homeboy, we running, we running. So we get to the puddle, we had to jump over the shit. Bro, they motherfucking jumped right in the puddle and just fell, jumped right over their heads and won. You won, huh? Yeah, yeah. Tired of shit. Man, that shit used to fuck with my man. I hated that shit. Just be running. It seemed like days, man. I ain't no animal. Why you like doing it? I don't know, it's just adrenaline rush, man. And then it's like, then when you get back, you get back from this long edge course, you done been out in the woods jumping over puddles and climbing over the shit, you can find back. And then you running so hard, you get back to where the people at, and you see them, it's like being in the mood, you running and you see all the people on the sideline, they be like, you can't even hit a head. Who out there, the other team? Like all the teams out there. Y'all got audience. Yeah, cause it's like, these people are weird and they just love the sport of running. It's a white people sport. So they just cheer on everybody who come through that. Who that? Like it cross country means. So it'll be like, so when you, I'm saying you run all through the woods and all through the trees and then when you get back to where the people are, it's like all of them, like all the girls and all the coaches and shit, cause they run first and then you, or like JV. So it's like six, six hundred people with some shit in there. I'm like, come on guys, push it. Then it's just, then people be winning. Like they get put them up and come in like 32nd place and they be like, most approved runner, hard of a line. Played in English like this. And it's nigga over here having the asthma. It's a weird ass sport. People be like, hey man, you may not think a lot of it, but this is the highest I ever came in. This is weird, man. Bunch of motherfuckers eating peanut butter and jelly and bananas and shit. Slices. Weirdest shit I ever did. That's the weirdest sport I ever participated in. That shit crazy. Yeah, you got the FCA kids. Yeah. When it was cold on the high jump I was winning. I couldn't get the form, I was just scissor kicking. Like how the Mac, who was that with that nigga jumped over the fence? You know that was super fast. When super fast jumped over that fence with no head. That's how I do that shit. Kick over that shit, I could get like six foot, but after that, but I would win the little shit around where I was at. Around the little, yeah. I ain't get that far man. I ain't get to run and snap bubble this shit. And my other cousin went to the Olympics. He got 12 plays in the high jump this year. 12 plays? Yeah, yeah. In the Olympics, all right. Man, how the fuck you got a job to get 12? What is that? Them niggas jumping like six, six? No, he can jump like seven feet. Seven, shit, that's what humans do now. Yeah, it's like eight something, that one. Eight, you gotta jump eight to break a record. Yeah. Eight. Something like that. Damn. Eight feet, bro. Off one leg. Your body. No, your body plus somebody. You gotta do it off one leg? But that's the only way to do it. But I'm just saying. Yeah, that's the proper way to do shit. If you could do it off two, you call a motherfucker. You scratch if you do it off two. Is that the setup? I think, yeah, you gotta do it off a one leg or some shit. That's probably accurate. I mean, that's how I did it, but I just kicked my leg off. Oh, okay. Yeah. I ain't, I couldn't never get that hold, bend your body and kick your feet. Well, once you get it down, it ain't. Tell me that. I couldn't, bro, I couldn't get my body to do the dolphin shit. For real, I don't know how to throw their body and flop right at one. And then get it to where they move in this way so it's giving them momentum so they just gotta get like, man, I watched it and it's true, man. They do the high jump and they get too close to the edge and jump clean off the mat and shit be fucked up. All right, man, I'm through talking to y'all mufflers. We gotta go. It's time to go. K-Dubb, tell them what to follow you at again, man. Hey, man, follow me. Comedian K-Dubb, one on social media. Comedian K-Dubb, one on everything. And you got the move with Boosa coming out. Bro, when you find that one that's coming out, come back and let's talk about it. Hey, man, it's coming out soon, man. That shit gonna be dope, man. I like it. I like the little acting shit. Clayton, what you got coming up? What you shooting? I fuck with you. All the shit you pop in. I'm glad to see my fucking being shit. What you got coming up? November. It's coming in November? Just wait till November. November? Oh, yeah. You know what we always trying to get down? Mansion Benz? Sales something? Yeah. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like, we always trying to sell something, so. Get it to you. Make it to you. All right, man. Damn. Coming out with some sweaters. Eat em, man. Damn. Some sweaters. Some knitted sweaters. Oh, that shit sound real. Man, I'm just bullshitting. I don't know what I got. Keep it real. Keep it real. Keep it real. Stay tuned. Cut a deal. Cut a deal. Bro, don't let this be the last time you come through to trap me up. Eat a meal. Amen. No, you know it ain't. Clayton, anything you want to leave him with? Oh, man. This has been brought to you by the Children's Television Workshop. Okay, man. Real tough. We out of this bitch, man. J.O.N. Anything? What time is it? Party time. Excellent. Amen. This is the 85th episode. We out of this bitch. Alright.