Shit Straight Guys Say to Gay Guys





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Published on Jan 7, 2012

A parody of the ever so popular "Shit Girls Say". Enjoy!

Credits (cause these are super duper important)
Music: "Queen Bee" by MMW
Starring: Eric S. - http://www.youtube.com/Anthemagne and www.youtube.com/ReasonableMention
Film/Editing: Me, Chris GG. - http://www.youtube.com/Chrisplode

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Kyle S
Straight guy: "So do you like, find me attractive?" Gay guy: "Nah you're not my type" Straight guy: "Phew...wait what the hell do you mean 'not your type'?"
hey mom....this straight guy followed me home. Can I keep him?
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+Common Foxtrot Thank you, my beautiful one for joining me on this journey, I know not where...and thank you for coming too /|\
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William Gehrke
When people ask me how do I know i don't like girls if I've never been with one I say: I haven't fucked a cat but I know I wouldn't like it
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+QueerAndUnplugged pussay
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Dano Mano
I was at a party, and this guy said, "Well, that was gay!" He then looked me and said, "Don't be offended!" I laughed.
Flying Trilobite
+Val-schaeffer Lol yeah, I still say "That's so gay" just because it's the culture that I grew up around, and nobody thinks anything of it, fortunately. It just means something sucks!
There was nothing to be offended, to begin with. People have micro-thin skin nowadays !!
Kichirou Vixen
I have heard at least half of these...
Dremora Valkynaz
"I don't know how you shove this up your ass"
Ur kidding who said that?
marco frazier
I actually have had 2 of my st8 friends, ask me to teach their girlfriends to give better head.
lilbitchanair parow
that guy is gay
Monsieur Faust
Bordeauxe ? Blanque ? I have to say your french is bad.
Straight guy: I should pretend to be gay. Me: so many straight guys do this, it's so dumb, even here on YouTube, it's the saddest thing ever! XD 
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