 From the network that brought you to Sopranos, the wire and ballers featuring Jay Glazer, this is hard knocks beyond training camp with the Cleveland Browns. In week one, the Pittsburgh Steelers tied the Cleveland Browns 21 to 21. Yeah, it's tough. It's hard to start a season that way. I got a brother in Cleveland, but he's feeling the same way. We did it! But not everyone at the Browns facility shares the excitement over the teams not lost. Take Browns offensive line coach and real-life chef boyardee Bob Wiley. I don't know what everyone's so excited about. They say ties are like kissing your sister. Well, I kissed my sister. It wasn't great. Six out of ten tops. Full disclosure, my sister looks a lot like me, smaller chest, a bigger mustache. That team spent the whole dang week in the film room watching themselves not losing. Huh? The Browns haven't given up yet. That pass was almost okay. They even asked for an advanced screening of Riggles' picks to see if he picked them. I don't know. I'll take Washington and whoever the upset on Monday night is. I gotta check, man. He didn't. In the old days, we didn't even have a film room. We would just project a game film onto my giant belly. That's my girlfriend. It's true. We even watched Avatar on Bob's belly once. The screen was so big. It made me really feel like I was on Pandora. Wait, that's your girlfriend? For now. On the next Hard Knocks Beyond, Bob Wiley leaves his hot girlfriend for an even hotter one. And Todd Haley and Greg Williams go apple-picking together, but neither has fun. My sister looks a lot like Matt Patricia. And yes, ironically, her name is Patricia. And no, I don't know what irony is.