 Adam Does Movies Live, 1000 Apologize for being a few minutes late. I was upstairs playing Cards Against Humanity Family Edition. I call it Cards Against Family, just to shorten it up. Not, I mean, it's just fart jokes, essentially. You can get kind of creative with some of the sultry language, but for the most part, it's a pretty safe game to play with, you know, the teens, I suppose. We had a good time. I did okay. Hope everyone's going, hope everyone's going well. We're already starting out with a bang. Shot out of a cannon in 2024. I'm very excited for this year. I will have a video coming up, talking about how excited I was about 2023 and how it was a fantastic year for the channel and how I see 2024 going very well in a very good direction. Couple things I'm a little bummed out about. I did not quite get my script done, although I did technically finish it. It just turns out I'm about 20 pages shy of a 90-minute film, so I need to go back and bulk up and add a couple more comedy scenes, which is a really good place to be. The fact that I have a beginning, middle, and end that I'm very proud of and that I get to go now put in some of the toppings, some of the extras, that's good. I will go into all that stuff, though, in the future. Last little piece of housekeeping before I begin, I wanna thank everyone who supported the channel in 2023, the patrons, the YouTube join members, the people that are watching these live streams and made it such an awesome thing. I started doing these early last year. There was maybe five people watching. And now sometimes it gets to a couple of hundred. It depends on the topic and if there's a guest, but there's an awesome steady stream of fans here. So just, again, a big thank you for everyone. Even if you're not a paid member or you give super chats, just the fact that you tune in and you're a subscriber and you share or do whatever, just every little thing helps. So I really appreciate it, especially with the deluge of content that's constantly available, millions of hours of video streaming at your fingertips every single day. It's insane, it's absolutely crazy. Other piece of news, I got a roast coming up for the Matrix 4, terrible, terrible, awful film. That one's gonna be done with passion. The last Jedi roast went out a couple of days ago. It's getting very good feedback. People seem to be enjoying it, which is awesome. I'd like to keep the roast going. I just noticed I'm very shrunken down on this video. I gotta get, let me move the camera down a little bit more. There we go, I'm like a tiny little, little man down here, up in the distance. What else do we got? The show today is gonna be looking forward. What's ahead in 2024? A lot of movies coming out, some you may be familiar with, some you might not. I'm pretty positive that I covered this once before, maybe several times before in 2023. I'm nothing if not redundant, completely consistent with how inconsistent I am. Final thing I just realized, a lot of these live streams have been doing top 10 lists or ranking videos or tiers or whatever sort of fun thing it is I'm doing. A big thing that's gonna change is Friday night streams are gonna basically be a Friday night special that I'm going to attempt to do. Every Friday night stream is gonna be something completely different than everyone else is doing with these live videos. So Tuesday's gonna be our traditional kind of hangout conversial, that's a word, conversial rankings and best subs and news, but Friday I'm cooking up something else and I think it's gonna be kind of fun. We'll see if it works out, if not we'll chalk it up to as a failure and we'll dust ourselves off and we'll move forward in life. But the top 10 lists and stuff I've had several people say, hey, Adam, I'm not like huge on the live format. I wanna get into the nitty gritty and I'm with you. I actually agree, live stuff, it's tough to kind of suss through everything. So I am also going to be doing separate videos of kind of the bulk of the live stream. So if it's a top 10 list, for instance, there's gonna be a much tighter edited version of that that's actually shot separately on a nicer camera and it's gonna have video clips and all that. So look for my top 10 movies of 2023 and my top 10 worst movies of 2023 as separate videos in a day or so. I already am editing my worst stuff and someone pointed out because people love to point out my mistakes and I appreciate it that I screwed the pooch on one of my top 10 movies. Pussing Boots was the number 10 or nine slot that movie actually came out in 2022 towards the end of December. I went back and looked at my reviews and I saw Pussing Boots was reviewed in 2023. Well, I actually didn't see the movie for a few weeks after it hit theaters. So that's on me, absolutely embarrassing. So my top 10 movie separate video, that will be adjusted for an actual film that came out in 2023. Spoiler, it's going to not be Pussing Boots the last wish. All right, we do have a super chat before I get into it. We have one from Big Kahuna for $2, shot out of a fucking cannon. He just says first and he's very excited about it. He puts an exclamation mark. Thanks you, thanks you is how we say it now. Thanks you. All right, let's get into the 2024 lineup. I'm pulling from a few different sources. That's what she said because I'm not sure. You know, I never have like a concrete list. I don't have Dr. Hollywood walking over to me and handing me a slip that says 2024 movie lineup. These are going to be the big movies coming out. I looked at a few different sources. We'll see how it goes. Let me bring it up. Here we are. Kind of a nice little tapestry for you from Polygon. The real trusted source in movie news, freaking Polygon. I'm actually going to be using Collider's list even though it's so much uglier and lame but I wanted to start at least with a pretty presentation. Presentation for short if you need to. So in January and of course this is not going to be the majority of them but there's going to be some that slipped through the cracks. I did my best with the time I have, which isn't a lot. Feel free to comment or throw out a super chat if there's something really important that I'm not seeing. In January, we have Society of the Snow. If I don't know about the movie, I'm not going to talk about the movie. I don't know what Society of Snow is. Looks like it's a Netflix original and it's in select cinemas. Okay, that's as far as you're going to get with me. Night Swim is a Blumhouse movie. I believe the producer of Megan because that means anything. Night Swim comes out this Thursday. You can go swimming yourself. I'm not sure I'm going to be able to see this right away. I actually have family coming up and it would be rude if I left and went to a movie I think right when they got here. So I might be a couple of days late reviewing Night Swim but I do plan on seeing it. So look for that review. It's your tip. The trailer is very vague. Young girl goes swimming at night. She gets pulled underwater. That's all we know. I like trailers like that where they give nothing away. The book of Clarence from what I gather is a, like a comedy, a comedy based around biblical times with I think the Messiah. I'm not sure much about this. It could be fun. It could be lame. Mean girl speaking of lame. This looks like a garbage fire. Tina Fey's rewriting her own material. This is based off of obviously the first movie and then the play. This is acting as a bridge between the two. Tina Fey's back. I don't know if she's playing the same role or if she's the principal this time around. Completely new cast. The trailer was atrocious. Not a single funny line was uttered in it. I don't know how it's going to do. Maybe it'll do well. I just, I really don't know. It's a comedy. It probably didn't cost much to make. It has the name recognition going for it. It's going to require a lot of moms taking their daughters out to see it and maybe that'll happen. I will be reviewing that one as well. Look at Clarence. I just don't know much about it. I'll probably see it. Probably maybe won't. The zone of interest. I don't know what that is. I think it has to do with what was the prison? What was the concentration camp called? Auschwitz. I think it has to do with Auschwitz. Either the forming of it or the aftermath of it. I just know it's kind of a weird indie little flick and I don't have much interest based on that. All of us strangers. This is a total freaking, not my style. A couple of guys fall in love. It looks very cerebral. Very kind of artsy. Again, very indie. It's going for the Oscar bait, not Oscar bait. It's going for the Keynes bait, the Toronto Film Festival bait. That shit bores me to tears. I just don't have any interest in it. I don't think there's anything else in January. Look, oh, I do have one over here. What is this? Let's share this tab from Polygon, which is a much nicer presentation. We have role play with Kaylee Cocoa. Cocoa for Cocoa Puffs. I never know how to say it. Kouoku, she's a normal New Jersey suburbanite married to the mild manner Dave by David Olowo. Another name, Ayolo, I can't pronounce names. That's just what you're going to get. Who has no idea that she's also a contract killer. Oh, this is like a Mr. and Mrs. Smith thing. After learning the truth, he winds up on a wild, violent adventure with his ass kicking spouse. In other words, they're going to tell each other some true lies. Okay, we have a modern true lies, hard pass on that. We have Argyle up next. This is a February release. We can head back on over to the ugly Collider website. Let's head on over to the Collider. Oh. Oh my God, it's already here. It's already happening. Winnie the Pooh, Blood and Honey too. They could, come on. The only good thing about Winnie the Pooh, Blood and Honey was the title. You just called the sequel too. That's the best you could shit out. The first movie's on my top 10 worst of 2023. I have no reason to believe this will be anything else than complete and utter hot garbage. No trailer released yet. I think Tigger's in the mix this time. Maybe they got a budget for three masks inside of two. Who knows? I just know that it's gonna be just a train wreck. There's no question about that. It was awful. And speaking of train wrecks, we do have a new one that a trailer came out for. Let's share this tab really quick. Mickey Mouse horror film Unveiled as copyright ends. That's right. All you people craving to make your fantasy steamboat willy fan art can now do it without Disney coming down on you with the hammer. It's open source, baby. Copyright free. No strings on me. You can make a Mickey Mouse TV show if you want from the 19, what was it, to 20 something? 1928, Steamboat willy hit the screen and now it's up for grabs. So make your black and white fan art. Make your black and white porno. Do whatever you want with the mouse. Anything goes. And these assholes already made a horror film and the trailer is out for it. It's called Mickey's, like some mousetrap, I think. I think it's what's called Mickey's mousetrap. We'll just go with that because I can't remember. Terrible looking mask. It looks like it has zero budget shot off of a camera from 1997. It really, really bad. Everything looks bad about it. Highly suggest checking out the trailer and then crying yourself to sleep that this shit gets funded. Okay, we have one more super chat from Drew Skizzy for 199, has a Bart Simpson, an emoticon, icon avatar. I like it. Most hype is, I never know how to say his name. Bong Yong Ho's next movie, Mickey 17. How do you say that name? Let me do the Google translate. Bong Yong, it's not a translate, the pronunciation. And this is sometimes iffy. Should sound like O is an O and a little like ah. That doesn't help me. Here we go, we'll go to the pronounce. Bong Jun Ho. Okay, well, I mean, I guess it was pretty straightforward. Bong Jun Ho, if that's right. He's the one we're got. I haven't seen the trailer from Mickey 17. It was on one of the three lists I was sourcing. Oh, here it is, March. January, February, March. It was a photo of Bong Jun Ho right there smiling away, having a good time, perfect. Let's get back to February. We have Argyle. This is the new film by Matthew Reeves who did X-Men first class. He did, what did he do? The, he did those James Bond-esque type movies that were a lot more fun. The Kingsman, he did the Kingsman films. The first two, I don't know if he did Kingsman. I hope not. He might have though, that movie sucked ass. First Kingsman's really good. Second one's a big step down, but still watchable schlock. Argyle looks to be very out there. Like some of the worst special effects I've seen in a while, but it does look like a good time. Plus you got, what, Dua Lipé in the mix? You got Superman, Henry Cavill, R.I.P. Lot of good folks in this movie. I'm excited for it. It comes out in February. January is usually the dumping ground for garbage. So it makes sense that Mean Girls is in there and Night Swim probably is gonna be horrible. Who knows though? But January is typically trash month. And then February, it starts to kind of clean up its act. Lisa Frankenstein, this is the new one. I have a better photo of this one actually. Let's share the screen. There's our girl from Ant-Man in the Wasp, Quantum Shitia hated that movie. Not a fan of Catherine Newton based on the two movies I've seen her in, Ant-Man in the Wasp 3, and she was in Detective Pikachu. Didn't like her in either of those. However, I love the look she's going for here. Kind of a Madonna phase. And this is written by Diablo Cody who did Jennifer's Body and Juno. So she's two for two in my book. I think she's written other stuff but I'm not actually sure what else she's done. This could be interesting. This could be right up my alley McBeal. We'll see how it turns out. We'll see how it shakes out. Back to the main tab, we have, Ha ha ha ha, we got Madame Webb. Who's excited for Madame Webb? Show of hands. No, no one. Part of the Sony, we don't have Spider-Man but kind of pretend we do universe. What an ugly universe with Venom and Carnage and freaking Morbius. And Hunter, the Craven film that they postponed. Now we have Madame Webb. This movie, the trailers out, looks horrible. Low budget, low effort trash right here. I can't imagine a single person watch that trailer and they're like, yep, I'm in, sign me up. Sign me up for a movie with the woman from 50 Shades of Grey kind of being able to see the future a little bit before it happens. No, everything about that looked terrible. Driveaway Dolls also coming out in Feb, sure for February, it's one of the Coen brothers is directing this with his wife. It's a comedy, a dark comedy. About a couple ladies, a couple girlfriends, couple lovers actually, I believe they're lesbians, robbing something and going on a heist. It's a whole heist adventure, a lover heist adventure. I'll give it a shot, it could be good, could be terrible. You just don't know what the Coen's, they're very inconsistent in my playbook. Jesus Revolutions, the last one listed here for February, I don't know what that is. I'm sorry, I don't know what it is. And I don't see anything about it. Sometimes you can click on the link and I don't care that much to go search it up. Also in February, which isn't, oh, it is on the list, it's listed in March, am I looking at this wrong? They're layouts a little bit inconsistent on this one. In March of 2024, we have Elio, Elio, E-L-I-O. Not sure, it's a Pixar joint, Disney Pixar's back baby. They did come out with the trailer for this quite a while back. I didn't think it looked very good, but this was just a teaser, a kid's abducted, he's out in space with a bunch of crazy aliens, he's got an eye patch, hijinks and sews maybe. Pixar's been very sketchy lately, Disney's been more sketchy. We'll see though, maybe they can get back to making something clever and fun for the whole family. It remains to be seen. March also has a quiet place day one, hopefully it's day fun, this is a prequel. Well, it's a sidequel, I think. It's a sidequel that kind of goes in tandem with the events of the beginning of a quiet place two. Nothing confusing about this, right? Remember there is that flashback at the beginning of a quiet place two where it is day one of all the destruction. Well, this one is also day one, but from the perspective of someone else. I believe it's Lupita, who's in New York or something, a city girl. We're gonna take you in a different direction, different director, different writer, could be hopefully the same attitude, hopefully. I like the quiet place movies quite a bit. Dune part two, Dune's back, better than ever. I just tried to rewatch the first part, that's a long movie, it's a tedious movie. I saw it in IMAX, it was one of the few movies I actually got out and kind of risked it during COVID, had the mask on, the entire theater was packed full, I felt like I was gonna die just being there, but I pushed it through, I got it done. And that film was really awesome in IMAX, watching it at home, it definitely loses about 50% of its quality. I watched it with my wife, she hadn't seen it. We're like halfway through, it's still solid, I still like it, love this director. Part two, I'm intrigued by. I heard it doesn't go the way you want, or I shouldn't say you want, I heard it doesn't go the way you expected to, which I'm intrigued by that, because the first part is very paint by numbers, white savior stuff, and I'm told that that's kind of the idea, and then they flip the script. I didn't read the book, so I know nothing, other than I'm intrigued. Spider-Man Beyond the Spider-Verse, this is a tentative release, right? This is not coming out in March anymore. I refuse to believe this is coming out in March, this probably got pushed back. We're just gonna pretend it's coming out now. I loved Across the Spider-Verse, the second app, or the second act I should say, there's Into the Spider-Verse, Across the Spider, I still like Into better, but Across the Spider-Verse was really good. It's just hard to get so excited about a film that's only half completed. That leaves on a cliffhanger. Incredibly well done though, I'm excited. I noticed that Drew Schizzi's been up here the whole time, we could probably get rid of him on the video, but there it is, sometimes you get to have your, sometimes when you super chat, you get broadcast to the world for a long time. All right, we have Ghostbusters, Frozen Empire, also in March, March 29th, the trailer's out for this, kind of has a geostorm vibe to it at the beginning with the icicles smashing up on the beach, people running. Looks different. I'm one of the people in the rare camp that doesn't really like Ghostbusters afterlife. I didn't hate it, but it annoyed the shit out of me and I thought the script was pretty awful. Like film-wise, it was cool, it was nice seeing the younger kids get into the mix with the packs and doing the whole thing, but I thought the script was really bad. I did not like the route they went and playing out the nostalgia and making the old characters look incompetent and borderline terrible. In the case of Egon Spangler, ironically, the one that was dead as they were filming this, just, yeah, it didn't do much for me. Frozen Empire might be better, I don't know. I just hope that it has a unique concept for once. It doesn't try to shoehorn in another character from the past movies. I don't wanna see a freaking painting dude in there this time from Ghostbusters 2. Vigo shows up, whatever the hell his name was. Just give me something new. Gah, Kung Fu Panda 4, March 29th. Is there anything that Aquafina won't ruin for me? I was really excited for Kung Fu Panda 4, which is a weird thing for an adult man to say, but I like the trilogy. I have an 11-year-old son who's really into these movies too. We were pumped for this, and I put that trailer on and right out of the gates, shot out of a fucking cannon, Aquafina comes out with that voice, and she's like the central focus. Her character is like right there, the entire trailer, and I'm losing my mind thinking, what is the appeal? I don't like the voice. I don't like the comedy style. Maybe this is what all those Jim Carrey haters felt every year when he'd come out with big movies, and I'm sitting back going, what? Jim Carrey's a legend. What is wrong with you? He's the funniest guy ever. Maybe there's Aquafina stands that think she's great and she's funny, and I don't get it. It's subjective, of course, but oh God, that makes me sad. Truly makes me sad. In April, actually let me look and make sure I didn't miss anything else in March from another outlet, uh-huh. Yeah, Mickey 17 was covered, but Robert Pattinson's Mickey 17. We have Mark Ruffalo, Tony Collette. All right, we are in April. In April we have Godzilla X Kong, the new empire. Finally we can get past Godzilla minus fun and into something great, sarcasm. I did not like Godzilla V Kong or whatever the hell the last one was called. I did not like it, Sam I am. Godzilla X Kong, the new empire. Who cares? I say who cares? Maybe, maybe it'll be fine. Maybe it'll be fun. Maybe it won't focus on such annoying, stupid human characters and some of the dumbest plot points ever conceivable. We'll see. I have no hope for that though. Challengers April 26th for all you Zendaya fans. She's got two movies coming out pretty much back to back. You got Dune 2 with her, and we got Challengers, the sultry sexy film about a bunch of really skinny teenagers or however old, how old is Zendaya? She's probably in her 20s, right? Let me share this tab and you can see. I mean, she looks so young. I feel kind of, I feel like really old looking at this photo. I don't know, this movie's presented. She's like a Wimbledon pro tennis player. These guys play tennis. They have this tennis back and forth match to win her over. It's supposed to, I think, be kind of a dark, 60, 50 shades of gray sort of thing, but she does nothing for me, man. She's so thin. I feel like I could break her just by using two fingers and that scares me. I'm scared for her. But obviously a very, very pretty young woman. I just don't, I don't see the appeal. This movie looks okay though. I will say the trailer for this, I'm interested. I'm interested simply from a story standpoint, not so much whatever they're trying to do here. But, you know, Pete Davidson's got a ton of people that love him. He's sapped every Hollywood actress I can think of and I don't get it. I don't get that appeal either. So, you know, again, it's subjective. It's the Aquafina thing. Back over in April, no, we're in May now. In May, ugh. This Fall Guy trailer, so the Fall Guy comes out May 3rd. It's got Baby Goose, Ryan Gosling. It's got, what's her nuts? British, British Mary Poppins. I always want to say Emma. It's not Emma. Let me click, I can actually click on this one so I can go in here and see what's her name? Emily Blunt. Emily Emma, I was close. Emily Blunt. These two have a, you know, she's a director. He's the stunt dude and he's gonna end up getting himself into some hot water. So, he's gonna fall onto the wrong side of the fence. He's gonna piss off the wrong people. Next thing you know, he's the hero of the picture. The trailer for this movie's 20 minutes long, I swear. I've seen the trailer now five times in theaters. Whenever it comes on, I leave the theater, I go down the street, I buy a soda, I see, I sneak the soda in, I drink all of it, I go to the bathroom, I come out, I buy another soda from the theater so that I'm actually helping it out, go back into my chair and the Fall Guy trailer is still going. That's how long this thing is. It never ends. I've seen the whole movie and the movie looks pretty good. What I've seen looks pretty good. So, I'm excited for that one, I guess. Captain America, Brave New World. Anthony Mackie, our captain, of course, our captain America now, no superpowers, which is bizarre. Just a dude with a costume and stupid wings still, even though he could have taken the serum. I never understood why he didn't. This movie, I think, is coming out at some point. It's another one where I think Disney pushed it back but I'm not entirely sure. Don't know much about the plot. I just know that it's non-Chris Evans, Captain America. Anthony Mackie is okay. I've never really been that impressed with anything he's done. Although I hear the twisted metal TV show on Peacock is actually good. I have not watched it, so take that, what you will. I heard it's good. Tony from Hack the Movies recommended it, although Tony also like strays, which I did end up watching on the cock. I checked it out on Peacock and that was one of the worst movies I also saw in 2023. So again, his word, not mine, on whatever I was talking about, twisted metal. Snow White, May 22nd. This movie's been shot and done for like two years. Rachel Zegler, America's Sweethearts, she's in this thing. I think they had to like cut the dwarves because Peter Dinklage was throwing a fit and then they went with regular, regular. They went with a bunch of different random weirdos. Some tall guys, some short dudes, some, you know, just every walk of life you can think of and they're like, oh, this won't work either. This is terrible. So now I think they're just CG-ing them. Now they're just completely computer generated dwarves. It's fantastic. What a shit show. No interest in it. I hate all these Disney live action movies. They're all trash. Furiosa comes out May 24th. First trailer looks like Spy Kids. Doesn't look as much like Mad Max Fury Road as I was hoping. It definitely feels a lot more colorful and fake. And I know Fury Road's not a realistic movie but something about it still had grit and Furiosa's first trailer did not. Not to say it'll be bad. I like Anya Taylor Joy. I still wish Charlize Theron was brought back for it. I think she could have pulled it off easily but I will give this the benefit of the doubt because I love Fury Road so much. Get that garbage ad out of here. Get these ads out of here. Wait, I'm a developer. I can get rid of this. Inspect. Let's go ahead and get rid of the sidebar altogether. We're gonna display none. Goodbye, sidebar. On the fly, taking out ads. All right. The kingdom of the plan of the apes comes out May 24th. This is the new trilogy after the Caesar trilogy which was a prequel to the original Charles Heston movie from way back in the day. It's confusing. And I think this takes place hundreds of years after Caesar's dead. I was originally thinking it wasn't much longer after but no, it's hundreds of years. And so the monkeys can now, I'm sorry, the apes. The apes can now speak English pretty fluently, arguably better than I can. I mean, I'm fascinated. I really like the last apes trilogy. I like the original film a lot. Yeah, let's, I'm all in. I'm all in. And if you haven't seen that OG one, you know, you blew it up, you blew it up with Charles Heston. I recommend it for sure. Garfield, Chris Pratt, he's back. He's voiced in another character we love. He was Emmett from the Lego movie. He was Mario from the Super Mario movie. And now he's Garfield. There's nothing, this guy can't voice. And I have to say, the first impression wasn't good. Better jump over. Okay, so that's May. Let me make sure that nothing else in May showed up on the other one. We do have one actually. Let's pop it up. A little film called If. This is a new movie by Jim Halpert, I believe. John Krasinski's new movie. Ryan Reynolds is in it. We have Steve Carell in there. Kayleigh Fleming. I assume Kayleigh Fleming is the young actress I've never seen or heard of her before. Okay. John Krasinski's directorial followup to Quiet Place movies approaches a kid in a fantastical situation from a slightly less terrifying angle in If, a young girl who played young Ray in The Force Awakens. Ooh, that's exciting. Discoverers, she can see discarded imagery of friends and other children. Ryan Reynolds plays some kind of imaginary friend, Emissary, though the film's Paramount release preludes a bing-bong cameo. What? What the weird? What? Bing-bong from Inside Out? Okay, whatever. I didn't watch the trailer for that. I didn't. I'll go to the movie. Okay, these are all ones that I talked about. Ballerina is June. Let's see if Ballerina is in the crappier. Yeah, Ballerina is marked as June. It's the only thing marked as June over there. So, well, this is a Len Weissman film On a Day or Moss set in the John Wick universe. I'm in, On a Day or Moss, John Wick, two things that I love. I'll watch. Inside Out 2, June 14th. Whole Gang's Back, plus we have a new member of the team, Anxiety. Lot of different things. Lot of baggage coming with that one. This, who voices, Maya Hock is the voice. Daughter of Ethan Hock and What's Her Nuts from Kill Bill, Uma Thurman. Got some solid parents there, Maya. Man, what a bloodline. Inside Out 2 worries me because I really like Inside Out. The more I've seen that movie, which is several times now because I have kids and they love it, the more I appreciate it, the little nuances of the film are really special. It's a good movie, top to bottom, very funny, great messaging, fun life lessons. It's the whole package. Inside Out 2, I don't know if Pixar still has it in them. But I will say Monsters University, even though it's not Monsters Inc. I'm impressed at how it was its own thing. I'm hoping Inside Out 2 can kind of bring a different flavor to it. I already mentioned a Quiet Place Day 1. And wait, why do we have two different, do we have two different release dates or did I, am I losing my mind? Oh, interesting. So Collider has Inside, a Quiet Place Day 1 coming out in March and Polygon has it coming out June 28th. Take with that what you will. I don't make of that what you will. I have no idea. Really have no idea. Despicable Me 4. I am a Despicable Me fan. I like these movies. I like Illumination, okay? I'm the genuine article. What you see is what you get. Sure, I'm an easy target. Subscribe for Plains, Trains and Automobiles references. Despicable Me 4 sees, do we have a description for this? No, I don't think we do. We don't have anything on this thing. Okay, I like the Minions. I like Despicable Me. I'm in July 3rd, sure. Anything else going on over on Collider July? God, they are all over the place here. Folks, they're all over the place. We're gonna stick with this one because this has Twisters. Twisters, let me see what the synopsis is and I'm gonna find out if it plays out with what I recently heard. In a triumphant return to the Aliens rule of sequel naming, Twisters becomes Twisters. No, Twister becomes Twisters for this blockbuster revival. Although another titling scheme comes to mind. This is just nothing. This is bullshit writing. Is there anything on this? No, there's nothing. Just a paragraph of bullshit. Congratulations, Polygon. What a joke. Twisters, from what I just heard in a recent interview with one of the actors is not a sequel. It's not a prequel. It's not a remake. It's Twisters. It's Twister in name only. It apparently has no ties to anyone from the first film. It has no locations or settings or vehicles or callbacks of any kind. It just has tornadoes. And so therefore Twisters. How lame can you get? We're just capitalizing on the name. All right. Untitled Deadpool movie, Deadpool 3. Everybody's going to go to it. Everybody's probably gonna have a good time with it. It would be really freaking hard for Ryan Reynolds to screw this up considering Hugh Jackman's in it. Motherfucking Wolverine's in this for one last ride again. Buddy Road Trip movie with these two guys who are really good friends in real life. Sign me up. I'm here day one. Yes, it's under Disney, but I think Disney's gonna let these guys cook. They're gonna just step back and say go ahead and do what you need to do. We have a super chat for 199 from Drew Schizzi. I hate every ape I see from chimpan A to chimban Z. I love it. There's a Simpsons reference right there. Is that the, Mr. Burns, see my vest? See my vest, see my vest. That's a brilliant rendition of Beauty and the Beast. So I'm gonna be our guest. Love that episode. That's where he steals the puppies. Oh, good stuff. Man, the Simpsons was fire back in the day. We have Trap in August. What else is going on in August over here? All right, we'll stick with this one. We'll stick with this one. There's one more listed on Collider, but we'll get back there. Trap is M. Night Shyamalan's new film with Josh Hartnett. Oof. And Sal-Salike, Sal-Salecki Shyamalan, Shamalama Ding-Dong, so a son or a daughter is also in this. Sal-Salecki, M. Night Shyamalan has been working nonstop for the past quarter century, but there's, okay, so nothing in these is actually telling us anything about the film. I'm not gonna fall for it again. It's a trap. Polygon, it's a trap. M. Night Man, his movies are a blast to watch, even if they're a disaster, which oftentimes they have been, they're a blast to watch. I'll definitely be going to that. Borderlands, based on the video game that I never played, there's a bunch of them. First-person shooter, loot shooters, multiplayer madness. They look fun. I wasn't huge on the cell-shaded look for those. Eli Roth had a bit of a comeback. Is he gonna give us anything on this? No, I'll tell you the cast. Cape Lancet, Jack Black, Kevin Hart, Jamie Lee Curtis, Haley Bennett, Edgar Ramirez, and Gina Gershan. Okay, a lot of names. We'll see if you can pull it off. Are we still in August? Man, August is a big month. All right, we have Untitled Alien Movie. You know what? I don't care at all about this, but how awesome would it be if they gave a David Fincher another shot at an Alien film? Obviously, he was put on Alien 3, notoriously bad Alien 3 that some people like, but I think we can be honest with ourselves and say it was a huge step down regardless after Alien 1 and 2. I think David Fincher could make a freaking awesome Alien movie with his experience now and the fact that he wasn't just thrown into the fire at the last second. How cool would it be to bring him in the mix? I have no love for Alien anymore. They stopped at two, basically. We'll see. Maybe they can make something cool, but I don't care. Craven the Hunter. God, Taylor J- Aaron Taylor Johnson, Russell Crowe. This movie looks like shit. Full stop. Who's excited for the Sony movies? It was pushed back, I know. I think this looks better than Madam Webb and that's saying nothing because Madam Webb looks horrible. Absolutely horrible. August 30th, mark your calendars for Craven. Are you Craven some more superhero films? I know I am. In September, August, September. Oh wow, Collider doesn't even bother with September on their list. September over here, we have Beetlejuice too. Jenna Ortega is gonna be, she's the new hot thing right now, so she's gonna be our Wynonna Ryder. And Wynonna Ryder's in this, but she's playing the mom because that's what we do. That's what we do with these sequels 20, 30, 40 years later. We have the original cast come back as parents and then their kids go through the same misadventures as they do. It's a soft reboot, it's the same fucking movie. Michael Keaton's back, Catherine O'Hara's back, okay. Well, it'd be nice to see a good, Steven's, it'd be nice to see a good Tim Burton movie again. Is what I've been saying for the last 20 years. Interested, kind of, kind of. Transformers One. In the wake of beloved Spider-Man and Ninja Turtle movies that cost a relative pittance. Pittance, I love that word, pittance compared to their live action counterparts. The hottest new franchise accessory is an animated spin-off, yeah. This is animated, I know it's got the voice of like Chris Hemsworth and some other A-list stars. Oh, it's up there. Scarlett Johansson, Chris Hemsworth, John Hamm. So a couple of Avengers and John going full ham. We'll see. I love animated Ninja Turtles movie that came out. It was on my top 10 best of the year. I love the Spider-Man movie. It was on my top 10 best of the year. Maybe Transformers One in 2024 will be on my top 10. We'll see. Wow, wouldn't that be more than meets the eye. October, September, October. Okay, we have it coming up. Saw 11, if I'm playing my Roman numerals correctly, this is Saw 11. Jigsaw cannot be killed. And even when he dies of cancer in like the third movie, he comes back for prequels even though he's towing bell, no spring chicken. Okay, I don't think you're pulling it off as well as you think, but Saw 10 was a good ride. I liked it. I did like it. Shlaki, of course, can't be absolutely. Did it make a lick of sense? No, not in the slightest. What the torture porn was good. I like the premise of turning him into this weird anti-hero kind of, at least in that one, vigilante, take-no-prisoner style of killer who's going out of his way to make these elaborate, illustrious death traps that I can appreciate. We'll see where Saw 11 goes. Joker, faule à deux. I think it's faule à deux, is how it's said, which is Joker two in fancy talk, in French talk. I don't know what faule à deux means. Let's look it up. It's a day of learning. In 2024, we're learning. Meaning, delusion or mental illness shared by two people in close association. That makes sense because Harley Quinn is in this. Harley Quinzette or Quinzel or whatever the hell her full name is, Lady Gaga. Can we not have a real name for her at this point? I mean, have we not gotten past the stage name for this actress? Dwayne Johnson's Dwayne Johnson. He's not still the rock. And Lady Gaga's so stupid sounding, unless that's her real name. Let's look up her real name. This is a day of learning. It'd be amazing if her real name was Lady Gaga. Stephanie, Joanne, Angelina, Germanota, Germanata. Stephanie, Joanne, Angelina. That's a lot of first names. That's a dangerous combo. Pick one of them. Just pick one of them. Stephanie, Gaga. Stephanie, Germanata. Or just go Stephanie, Joanne. Stephanie, Joanne has a solid name. Hey, this movie stars Joaquin Phoenix and Stephanie, Joanne. That sounds more respectful. It sounds more respectable, as I guess is the word I'm actually looking for. I have zero. This is gonna be a hot take. I have zero interest in this film. I thought Joker was punishingly overrated. Didn't hate the movie. I remember doing a good old fashioned car side review, which is probably up on the channel. I imagine, I don't know if I got rid of car side reviews on the channel. Let me see. Maybe I did. It's very possible you can't find it. Adam does movies, Joker review. I do have it up. Joker movie review, car side reviews, four years ago. I don't remember exactly what I said, but I bet my bottom dollar, I wasn't head over heels for this film. I would fashion a guess and say it was it was fine, but there were a lot of problems, mainly that I've seen this movie before done much better. And this one, and it didn't seem like Joker, it just seemed like a mental patient who was kind of being known as the Joker. It just didn't do much for me. I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm not gonna be honest. I'm not gonna be honest with you. It didn't do much for me. Smile two is coming out October 18th. Rocktober, some people say. We'll see if it puts a smile on my face two times in a row because I did enjoy the first smile. Blumhouse film, I believe. Not that it really matters, I guess, who the production company is. We'll see if it puts a smile on my face, but I did enjoy the first one. And that's Rocktober. I think that's really all the big listings for Rocktober so far, Untitled, oh my God. We have an Untitled Venom sequel. Venom, brum brum brum brum brum brum brum brum. Maybe one of the worst Eminem songs ever created for one of the worst superhero movies ever created. Venom, specifically Venom 2, Let There Be Garbage. What a terrible sequel to an incredibly lame first entry. I won't say the first one's terrible, but it's not good. In my eyes, it's not good. Although my son who's 11 and angsty, he digs it. Connor digs Venom. He hated Venom 2. If you can't get a fucking 11 year old kid, an 11 year old boy to enjoy a film about an alien symbiote black creature shooting liquidized crap in knife form at a red symbiotic creature named Carnage that looks like a blood moving. What are you doing, Sony? You failed, you failed the children. What is even gonna happen in Venom 3? Where is there to go? These movies are so embarrassingly bad. I don't care, Venom 3, bring on the crap so I can just shit all over it, because that's fun. Gladiator 2, November 22nd, that's right. Ridley Scott's back, baby, for one more ride. He'll probably do a couple more Gladiators. Who knows? He needs a win. Although I didn't mind Napoleon. It's a hot mess, but it's entertaining. It's a weird movie. Overall, I enjoyed it more than I didn't, but man, it's a weird one. We'll see, Gladiator is such a classic. Everybody, I don't know a single person that doesn't like Gladiator. That's like, I don't even know what that's like. I can't even think of an analogy that I could put to this. What's the one with Mel Gibson that everybody loves also? Not the Patriot, the one that he's known for, the Scottish Kilt, Braveheart. That's like, not liking Braveheart. Everybody likes Braveheart, too. It's an epic. Historically inaccurate, probably, but it's an epic. Gladiator 2, November 22nd. Please be excited for Gladiator 2, I suppose. I suppose. Wicked. November 27th, Wicked. This is based on the stage play. I saw somewhere else that it was called Wicked Part One. I think this might not be true, but I think they're trying to slip this in as a one and done situation when that's not the case. This is a part one of two parts, because that's what we do now with movies. We pretend they're one film and then we pull the rug out. That's what Across the Spiderverse did. A lot of people had no idea this was a two-part movie and they were shell-shocked when they found out. Mission Impossible, Dead Reckoning Part One, I think was up front, but I know it wasn't Fast and the Furious 10, Fast and the Furious X, never said it was leaving on a cliffhanger and it absolutely did. Not that it really matters, it's Fast and the Furious. But still, Wicked, I'm pretty sure, is a two-parter Ariana Grande's in this, Michelle Yu's in this. I'm in. I'm in. Never watched the stage play, heard it was good. Oh no, what is Untitled Karate Kid Movie? I heard about this. Jackie Chan and Rolf Maccio are teaming up. They come from two different Karate Kid universes. Now they're coming together. Where's Hillary Swank, is what everyone's asking. Bring her in, bring in Swank. Get the trifecta. Does this have anything to do with the Karate Kid TV show that's on Netflix? It was on YouTube, then it went to Netflix. I don't know. Cobra Kai, is this a spin-off of Cobra Kai? I don't think so. But who knows, this polygon stuff is terrible. Oh no, this might be what kills me. The Lord of the Rings, the War of Rohirrim. I know the Rohan, is it Rohan? That's a place, I don't know what Rohirrim is. That must be a deep cut from one of the books. Given the resurgence of Lord of the Rings, am I gonna get any info out of this? It actually ties into the Peter Jackson movies from the early 2000s. I doubt that. Said hundreds of years earlier, the film offers an origin of sorts for the battle of Helms Deep. Or its name anyway, with King Helm Hammerhand, Brian Cox, proving his medal against invading forces. Dude, I love Brian Cox. Holy shit, that might be enough to sell me on this. This is an Amazon movie though, right? They're the ones that did that terrible Rings of Power that I still get shit for, by the way. I put out a short on that. And I was reacting to the first two episodes. And that was it. And I said it was good. And I liked where it was, I liked the look of it. It was very large scale. I liked the lead protagonist, I liked the characters. And then I watched the rest of it. I couldn't even get through it all. I did not, I still haven't watched the finale of Rings of Power. It was so freaking tedious. And I didn't like half the characters. It was just such a boring slog. I never got through it. Here's hoping, I guess. Here's coping. Ski tee, tee, tee, tee. We got Sonic the Hedgehog 3 in December of 20. December of 20, in December of 20. We have Sonic the Hedgehog 3. Shadow can be featured in this little thumbnail if you're looking. He's got some cool shoes. There's a slate next to him. No Jim Carrey, no interest. It's kind of where I stand. I like Sonic the Hedgehog. I like the blue burr, the blue burr. The blue blur, you gotta go fast. But I like Jim Carrey more. And I heard he's retired from acting. He's made no indicator that he's in this one. He's not listed anywhere that I've seen. So they're gonna really have to step up the CG critters. They're gonna have to bring in Big the Cat or Rose, or Rouge, Rogue, Amy. There's a Gator, there's a Bee, there's a Bunny, Vanilla, or Cream the Rabbit. There's all sorts of weird ass Sonic characters they could bring in, I suppose. Yes, bane us, give it to him, bane hodge, mnngh. Mufasa, the Lion King. This is a prequel to the Lion King. The live action. We're back, oh my God, kill me. That Lion King live action garbage was so fucking terrible. It was one of the worst movies I saw in 2020 whenever it came out. I hated that thing so bad. Lifeless, completely empty that film was. A National Geographic, to be sure. But I didn't wanna watch National Geographic. I wanted to watch lively cartoonish characters. Oh wait, we already have that. It was the animated original that you kind of ripped off, shot for shot at times. A disgusting, ugly abomination of a film, I refuse. Mufasa, the Lion King, I have no interest in this at all, but man, I can't wait to tear it apart if it's bad. There are a few things in this world that give me joy. And one of them's not going to movies that I hate, but one of them is reviewing a movie that I hate afterwards. I don't like spending money on something bad and then having to sit there for several hours at times, but I will absolutely let you know if that was the case. And with Mufasa, the Lion King, I'm 99.9% confident it's going to be shit. Just based on the track record of all the live-action Disney movies and then even narrowing it down to the Lion King movie, I'm confident. Nas for Ahtu. Nas gonna give it to you. Nas gonna raw it to you. No, it didn't work, we'll see. December 25th, Bill Skarsgard, Nicholas Holt. Nicholas Holt again in a vampire movie. He was just in the Renfield, which was all right. Aquafina ruined a lot of it, but it was all right. What is this? Is this just a creepy, we got Lily Rose Depp in the mix? Willem Dafoe, I don't know what's going on with this. I know nothing about it. Not sure if it's a dark comedy or if it's supposed to be a scary film. Untitled Jordan Peele movie, that's enough said. I like all of his movies a lot. I freaking loved his last one. Nope. I don't need to read anything else. I don't wanna know anything about it. I'm in. I'm in. Havoc to be determined on Netflix, gross. Gareth Evans is the director. Tom Hardy, Timothy Oliphant. Forrest Whitaker still doing it. Listen, it says on Netflix, as confident as I am that the new Mufasa movie is gonna be dog shit, equally as confident that anything exclusive to Netflix is on par. You know what's not on here? Okay, we have a new hit man. Is this based on the video game again or is this just its own thing? We're kind of falling off the grid of things I care about. So I'm just gonna kind of gloss over these ones. Beverly Hills Cop Axel Foley. It's just as Axel F here. I don't know if that's a mistake or that's really what it's called. We're not calling it Beverly Hills Cop four. All right, just Axel F. Might as well. The trailer for this was great. It's a Netflix movie, so I'm scared shitless. They're probably gonna ruin another classic. I'm one of the people in the camp that actually likes Beverly Hills Cop three where he goes to Wally World, the knockoff Disney world. I like that shit. The Old Guard two, another Netflix film, Charlie Sterrone, Returning. You have Uma Thurman in this one. All right, I didn't see the first one, but all right. Ultraman Rising. What are we doing? This is some anime stuff going on now. Okay, and then Maxine is the last one on here. This is the third installment to the Tai West trilogy. Two of them came out in the same year was it X and then was it triple X? No, what is this one called Maxine? Was it X and triple X? I can't remember what the second one was called. That doesn't seem right. No, no, no, no, no, it's not. The second one was the name of, oh God, what is it called? Tai West Trilogy. I'm sorry, I gotta know this. Pearl, I was way off. Pearl is the old grandma from the first film, now young because Pearl was a prequel. I hated Pearl. I hated Pearl. It was miserable to watch for me. I get why people liked it, but it did not work. I loved X though, X. That was my style. I hope Maxine gets back to that a little bit more. Either way, I like Tai West. He's doing unique stuff in the space and I give him credit for it. I'm there day one. We'll see what happens. You know what's not on this list? That's just disgusting. It's almost, it's borderline un-American that it's not on here and I'm gonna keep kind of waiting in the pool. Oh, until I find it, look at this. Look at this, November 7th, 27th, Wicked Part One. So it is a Part One. Oh, I knew it. I knew they tried to slip that by me, those wily bastards. We have Blitz, never heard of it. All right, there's Maxine. Are they not showing this either? Megalopolis, what the hell are these movies? Night bitch with Amy Adams. Sign me up, folks. There's a movie that hasn't been mentioned in any of these articles and I think I know why. I think I know why. It's not on here. What is this? Hang on, I have to, it's gotta be on one of these. I wanna make it a surprise. Oh my God. There it is. Okay, ooh. Ooh, I thought we were gonna have to go off. Folks, Rebel Moon Part Two, The Scargiver, Netflix Exclusive, was not talked about by Collider, was not talked about by who's this over here? Who is this over here? Los Angeles Times, the LA Times because they hate Snyder. This anti Snyder movement, this agenda of deep state Snyder freaking haters needs to go away, he's the playbook. He's the playbook, he's a visionary director. He's a visionary when vision is scary. Sarcasm, of course, I hated Rebel Moon, that movie's garbage, Zack Snyder used to be great and he has gone back into his shell, he's hidden away and he's only listening to his weird fans that seem to love everything he puts out and they shit on everyone else and say everything he does is gold, I don't get it, it's a weird cult. He's not very good anymore and Rebel Moon was atrociously bad. Top 10 worst of the year for me, I don't care about Rebel Moon, part dumb. I'm out, I'm out. What a lineup. We have one more super chat from Big Kahuna who Big Kahuna and Drew Ski kind of salvaging the super chats today. Big Kahuna says, gotta run. I just wanted to say chat was off the hook tonight. Here's to a new year of great content, enjoy the ride, bro. Thanks, Big Kahuna, I appreciate that. Glad to see the chats going well. If anyone has any super chats to end the stream with, say it now or forever, hold your peace. What are you excited about, people? Any interest in anything I brought up? Some of these were, I mean, I'm excited for some of them. I think a lot of them have potential actually and I do realize that I did a prediction screen last year as far as box office goes. Maybe on one of these Tuesday streams we actually play back the tape on my predictions and see how I did money-wise because I predicted a lot of the box office. I suppose I could be proactive and edit just the parts where I say the numbers so I'm gonna have to sit through an hour of me rambling. Again, that'd be disgusting. Yeah, that's all I got. I'm not going to go on Twitch tonight. Twitch.tv slash adam does movies usually. This is streaming on Twitch right now but I like to go on and play some games afterwards but 2024 we're really gonna be working a lot because I want to hit 100,000 subscribers this year. It's time, it's been time for a long time but I think because of the great numbers I've been seeing lately and because of the focus on the right things on the channel, not doing anything crazy, not making 35 different shows to confuse the audience and just kind of stay in the course while also doing a bit more innovating on the live side of things. I can still have fun and feel like I'm being creative without having to be at the detriment of the channel. I think 100,000 subscribers is a very, it's a very realistic target to hit. And I have a couple of things coming up that will be exciting and will hopefully move the needle even more for me. I think collabing with people is gonna be big in 2024 so I'm optimistic. Thank you guys for watching. Again, thank you so much for 2023. It's been such a wild ride this last year and 2024 I'm very optimistic about way more than in previous years. Again, have a great new year, have a great 2024 and we will see you Friday for something maybe a little bit brand new and cool. Otherwise you can just say Adam you lied and that happens too but I'm hoping to do something kind of fun. All right, take care. Have a good night.