 What are you doing, man? I never start like that. Just a way and come and sit down. That's better. I tore stupid rags into you. It's still hot here in Southern California. Believe it or not. What are we doing? Oh, yeah. We're suffering from climate change. That's what we're doing. Today, we are watching a video. It's called SRK Answers the Internet's Most Serious Questions. Why don't you do that for us here? Obviously, that's a very popular thing with Variety here. I think we've seen one. Who is it with? Rithic. Rithic. It was Rithic. So this is, I believe, the same thing. I don't know if it's the same company. But he answers questions about why he loves Kajol so much. Probably. I hope someone asks him about Salami. Here we go. Hi, everybody. I'm Shauchan. And I'm going to try and answer as honestly as possible Internet's Most Asked Questions about me. Does Shauchan have Salami nibbles? Correct. It's probably the most searched question on Google now. So the first one is, does Shauchan have a tattoo? No, I don't. But I have it on my phone. I have it on my cell phone. A big one right across my right shoulder and chest. That's true. I don't have a tattoo. I'm scared of tattoos. You should give it a tattoo. Does Shauchan have a private jet? To be surprised, I'll be definitely surprised. Not as yet. But I'm going to run it. I'm just hoping for that 1,000 crore film that will come my way as soon as I... You've got enough of my private jet. You've got plenty to buy a jet. No tattoo, no private jet. I'm not surprising actually. Yeah, me too. What is Shauchan doing now? Ripping off this white thing which is sticking to my... Right, been answering questions. Right now I'm sitting on Vladiv Mazan's show and answering the most searched questions about me. That's all. What is Shauchan doing now? It's 555-99603. Good. That's the American one to give out. 99603. I don't think they do it anymore though. In Hollywood. Post-mid-99. Back it up then. Otherwise me, we'll miss it. And I'm not saying about it anymore. What is Shauchan doing now? This is it. This is it. No, there's no other screen name. There was a time I said this before. My grandmother wanted to name me Abdul Rahman. But my father persisted and I'm Shauchan. There's no... I mean, I've been calling lots of names on the internet but I'm not sure. Is Shauchan the world's richest actor? The second. Last one. I don't like a private jet. I wish I was. I'm quite a capitalist material. I like good things in life. But no, I don't think I'm the richest actor in the world. But it will happen. Why is Shauchan... Why Shauchan is so famous? Come on. He looks sexy. Handsome. Tall. Charming. He speaks so well. I mean, I've got a girl. I don't like it if I want to. He's done that so consistently. Shauchan, me, Gauri. I saw her in a party. In one of the school parties where the boys sat on one side and the girls sat on the other side and then you go when your song plays. The song you listen to those days was... Who's going to play the guitar? Tonight. Yeah, the cars. I gave you my love. So you waited for that kind of song? I, of course, danced to Footloose. Because... How could you not? Two songs happened the other night and my love was Footloose and she was dancing there. My friend asked us. I'm too shy of girls. I never asked a girl anything. And my friend asked her if she would dance with his friend. So I met her at the party. And so for the first time... Must be his wife, right? Yeah. In Subdivision Development Area. How did Shauchan buy Manat? Lots and lots of things, borrowing money and bringing lots of ads and lots of weddings and lots of shows. Indian ones, most of them. But it's nice to have one. To have a roof over my head not to worry for the future. Is that where we're going? I've never had a house. Being from Delhi... I know I have a name. Yeah, I'm guessing. I didn't realize in Mumbai normally people live in apartments and they're very expensive. So yeah, it took me five, six years of taking advances from people and working for them at a much lower rate to buy myself a house here. Then Shauchan sang. We've heard him sing. Yes, I can. But I'm saving it for my four days and all my talent is completely exposed. Then I want to do a song and do it bare-blooded. When I complete this, I do a dancing in the rain version without my clothes on. I wish I could sing. If I could sing in the guitar, I would retire. Which makes me help people. You play guitar and coach-coach all the time? Oh wait. But no, you don't say that. I wish I could sing. I could sing one or two of my songs. Like... I sing very well. Very well. But I... Well, we watch this thing. So most of the questions about me on internet, I want to try this myself. Thank you very much. If there are any questions which I haven't answered, please send them to Ravi and I'll send them in the next time. Yeah, didn't we hear him sing? I mean, obviously, I cringed in Swadash because he sings acapella in Swadash and it was like, please stop. But didn't he do something during COVID? Remember, there was a time when people were doing group things? That was the Hollywood actors. Yeah, no, no, no. There was a thing we saw him do because his hair was longer and it was during when COVID lockdown first started to happen like in the spring of last year and he actually sang a little thing. I thought he did a little thing with this. Doesn't he have a daughter? A COVID short film. I remember that one. He sang. And I think I commented on how it sounded like he still hadn't quit smoking. I don't remember that. Yeah. That's strange. He looked like a home thing. And he just, it was a very simple little song. He sang baritone kind of raspy, but he paired the tune. Was that in the COVID short film with Amatak Raksha and Russian cops? Remember they did that thing. Ranbir was in it. I do. Was he in that? Or was it something else? It was around that time. It was like March, April, May of 2020. Anyway, that was fun. Yeah. I like his personality a lot. He's very smart. He's always saying stuff like that. Obviously, it'd be bad if he wasn't self aware of who he is. Of course. Because it's a fine line between, you know, there's, when you're that popular and that famous of being either arrogant and you know it, or you know people know who you are. You know how much money you have. You can make jokes about it to make it lighter. But there's a fine line. Right. Because obviously, of course she was joking about that. Of course I'm famous. I'm beautiful. Right. Well, he'd be ironic if I wasn't famous. Yeah, he'd be ironic if I wasn't famous. But I'd not be famous. As opposed to people that genuinely think that. Yeah. I mean, he can afford a jet. Yes, he can afford a couple jets. My supposition might be, and he didn't say it though, so it might not be a good supposition would be a lot of people with the money to buy jets aren't buying jets. Because it's the less jets we have in the end, the better. Yeah. Yeah. But, yeah, really cool. It'd be interesting to do. I'd love to talk to him one day. Yeah, I really would love to talk to him. I have so many questions I'd love to ask him about. Salami. The entire thing. We're just going to ask him questions about Kajol. That would be really funny. Finally get him on the air and just have 20 questions about Kajol. So, what do you think about Kajol? Ask him questions about Kajol. Anything and everything, but him. He probably would like that. He probably would like that. It's like a between two ferns style thing. Exactly. Something like that. No, that's legendary. If you've never seen between two ferns, you're missing out. Look it up. Let us know what the next show we can't film. We should watch it down below.