 Hey, Mom. What? Hands up. Drop your weapon. Ew, Mom! I did not exist. I would go to the store like this. But men still do exist. So I'll go like this. Not all men. Yes, we know. Here is my impression of half the women on this app. And I say this as a three-time sexual assault survivor. Oh, you're a man? Clearly you're going to rape me. No, no, there's a question about it. You're going to rape me because you're a man. That is all men do. So I'm going to treat you with hostility and defensiveness immediately. Because you're a man, therefore you're a rapist. Tell me how that attitude towards men is any different from being a misogynist. Generalizing an entire gender. And please stop having that attitude and calling yourself a feminist because you're making the rest of us true feminists look bad because you're not a feminist. You're a misindist. You're a man-hater. And that's not what true feminism is about. What some people need to realize is I'm not flirting. I'm just hot and talking. How many times a day am I going to be told I give off milk vibes? I am 20 years old. I do not have children. I am not a milk. Yet. Okay. Well this is why you shouldn't trust everything you see on the internet because as soon as I take this off I turn into an entirely different person. Facts why the girls are better than the boys. In this series we're doing rankings and learning fun facts. Ladies make sure a guy sees this and get his reaction. Women are better leaders. Data shows that women tend to score higher than men on performance reviews for leadership. Women are more respectful. Data shows that women are more respectful in professional settings. Women are better educated. In the United States more women are enrolled in higher education than men and more women graduate with degrees. Oh Lord. In girl world, Halloween is the one night a year when a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it. The hardcore girls just wear lingerie and some form of animal ears. And yesterday I got this. Yup that's herpes labialis. Herpes simplex comes in two forms. As you can see here this is the breakdown. So as you can see HSV1 usually involved with the oral cavity and the lips. But the types can be interchangeable. You can find HSV2 up here and HSV1 down below. And you can probably guess why. So when it occurs on the lips it's usually called a cold sore. Canker sores are different. Those are aptus ulcers. Like this. Whereas herpes is herpetic. It's grouped vesicles or blisters. They usually start off with tingling, burning before the development of the redness and the vesicles. And when they pop or open up they crust over. Do not pop these. Because if you get any of the fluid on they contain virus and it can get into your finger and cause herpetic whit-low. Like this. So when you get herpes simplex on your lips for the first time it can cause a fever. And we call that a primary infection of herpes simplex. So be careful when you share your drinks. And when kissing. Because this can be transmitted through saliva. Oh it looks like your phone is buzzing. I'm doing the dishes right now. Do you mind checking it for me? You want me to check your phone for you? Yeah. The passcode is two on two eight. Who was it? Babe. Who texted me? This mark. He was asking if you were free this weekend to hang out. Tell him I'm busy. Tell him I'm hanging out with you. Wait. What? Tell him we're going apple picking this weekend to get fresh apples for apple pies. Alright. Dishes are done. What kind of wicked day is this? Babe. Oh my god. Babe. Babe. Babe. Babe. Babe. Babe. Babe. Babe. There's a spider in it. And I don't think I might bite you. Just look. Really? You're right there? No there's no. You ever been one of those women that were like I don't need no man? And then you get one and it's like a good one and they like does everything for you. You don't have to cook dinner or get gas. You like forget how to do everything. Like shit. Hey but like when's dinner? It's almost done. I hope he never leaves me, because I'm screwed. Your ass is getting so big, it looks like an old washing machine. Are we having a bit tonight then love? I'm not starting this old washing machine for such a small load. You'll have to do it by hand. What are you guys doing? I have to go back to work! Oh. So all the fearless men out there, listen up. When I went up to my husband and I told him I wanted a divorce, do you know what he said to me? He said, Revy, I thought you would never go through with it. I was completely dumbfounded by his response. For so many years, so many years I begged, I pleaded, I cried, I screamed, I yelled. I don't know how much more clear and more loud I was with him to tell him that I wasn't happy, that this marriage wasn't working. And he didn't listen. He didn't listen. Suddenly I realized that I had to take care of myself and I took myself out of this bad marriage. So guys, if your wife and your woman is telling you in 20 different ways she's not happy, I would make sure to listen to her. Because if you keep ignoring her, I promise you one thing, she will leave you. My assistant puts reasons for appointments on my calendar and I just found this one. What is like having a baby mama who cares more for money? Hey, I'll be over at nine to pick up the kids for the weekend. Well, I heard you got a new job. What does that have to do with my time with the kids? Well, John and I aren't working due to COVID. I can't help you. I'm already giving you $1,000 a month. Do you want to see the kids? Yes, of course. Then pay? We need to see a judge. Okay, ladies, want to know what dating in your 40s is like? After a bad online date, after a bad online date, finally find a decent guy. We're ready to go to the next step. Get a hotel room by the beach. And last night, do the necessary things. Do the plucking, do the shaving. Today, two o'clock, day of, send a text. I send the text saying, all right, you getting excited. You ready to go? Insert BS excuse here. Nope, can't go. Sorry, something came up. Okay, that's great. When did you find out? Oh, two hours ago. Two hours ago? Nice. So, sure hope I can cancel the hotel. Nope, can't, had to cancel an hour before. Yep, now I'm stuck with the bill. So, guess I'm off to the hotel by myself.