 Michael White fucking right. I'm not the best rapper in Corpus. I'm the best rapper alive I just don't happen to be from Corpus. I'm the best rapper in any time I pull up in with my mixtape look in the room for 10 or 5 it depends what your budget is But I already know that they don't lie so if it you'd like to buy I respect my grudge www.michaelwhite.vancamp.com slash music is where you can buy my album Do it! All I hear is gibberish when he's spittin real wreck and I really can't feel when I'm spittin and then somebody recognizes real One man's trash is another man's Yeah, whoever said that was sorry to wear the necklace made of gold A baby youths in a leather bag I've got twos on every suit that you've ever had I wash you in the bath What's good is er, don't flop all fucking day You know the school we're back outside Euston station And we're gonna get into the first battle of the entire checkpoint weekend On my right hand side we have soldiers you've made some noise Quality On the left hand side, first battle of the weekend He's doing two don't flop battles from Texas We've got Michael White makes some noise Money over bitches got over everything Representing Columbus, Christie, Texas Monster grinding Yo, so we checked So first ever battle on the checkpoint weekend Michael White checked the first one minute round of Michael White So you looking here man See I'm that type of motherfucker that is bold I put your balls in a blender Then put it on slow As soon as I was told My opponent was gonna be so Jitsu, I was like Sounds like a black and east entree Running order to make Chinese food out of this food They're gonna need to use gay dogs When they're chopping up sweet and sour chicken In the back of the kitchen all day You're gonna be seeing pink dog collards flying everywhere And I'm that motherfucker running around trying to catch all that shit They're gonna tug a whip Cause you sweet And I got ADHD You know that's the type of shit I've been And you smell like a mean ass cologne that hasn't came out yet Called unicorn daddy's asshole Brought to you by Girl Fairmonts Take ass bitch And you having Adams candy apple Brought to you by Your heart So you can give everybody in your 8th grade class And they can graduate and snigger inside That's why your mama so stressed out Like storm Mix with that bitch from Mortal Kombat That be screaming for no reason Okay, I'm teasing I guess now you're old enough to know It's really because I've been skeeting In your mama's eyes so much When she stops at a red light She still thinks her eyes are bleeding That's it That's it That's it That's it Yo round one So Jitsu, let's go Well So Jitsu vs Michael White I know what you're thinking This is gonna be interesting You're right You're gonna hear some weird shit tonight Cause when I confirmed this battle I done my research And after the research I really didn't have much shit to write Cause you're not saying much And I'm a guy who can't say enough Even during other people's battles You could probably hear me saying say more stuff And I've heard your stuff And you got poor lyrics Michael White The poor man's obi trice He's got his real name but he's all gimmicks Your rounds are the rounds Where the crowd are always talking And it only seems they applaud when you're finished Shit battles this year You're the shitest I know what you're thinking If you're the shitest, why would I battle you I finally got my international So welcome to London The town where you Texans think they're no gunmen And you think we chill with the queen and eat crumpets But that just furthers the stereotype That you Texans are dumb shits I will clear that rumour Run up in your hotel and shoot the rumour Shut up you dickhead Shut up Shut up It's true I'll clear those rumours I'll clear those rumours Run up in your hotel room and shoot the rumour Do you think Leave him alone man He's gonna fade He's gonna fade away Listen I think I'll clear the rumours Tell your uncle go home He's homeless Listen I'll clear those rumours I'll run up in your hotel room and shoot the rumour You think I'm new to holding shooters I've got a gun so old It was there when Kel put the screw in the tuner That time's blocked We're trying to film Shut the fuck up Hey would you like to hear a story Like that time when your mum Was tied up in the basement And I left the Nintendo on for her But I didn't leave the controller So she had to Stare at a screen that said Press start until she died of hunger Well I'm not gonna tell you that story So fuck you So old jit tube I bet you wouldn't even get mad if my Boat When I'm accidentally walking By you too fast You would just stand there with that look on your face Like you love to lick glue While it's getting squirted into someone's ass And I bet that I'd be hearing anybody saying bars over jokes That shit that I'm spitting is actually bars that I wrote And this shit actually happened This bitch is actually faggot He walks around all night playing ding dong bitch Wearing a Michael Jackson glow in the dark jacket With nothing under his jacket And I don't mean just nothing as in no clothes I also mean nothing as in no pole I guess just picture a Ken dog With a hoe Oh Check it Yo I'm from Texas that's why I'm throat Motherfucker don't you call it weird Cause then I'm gonna call your mama and tell her Your son is hurting my feelings there And she's gonna be like oh go ahead and come over here And when I go she's gonna throw her pussy down my throat Go Literally bro Your mama's clit is so long She's gonna start having to deep throat Don't you hate it When people try to impress her during battles They don't know how dope it sounds But that's irrelevant let me get on with my penultimate round Cause I don't like how penultimate sounds I can't stop saying penultimate now Penultimate You want to know why I know you're gay Cause you want to know how I know you're gay In all your battles you say you want to eat your opponent's pussies All your opponents have been men Well Born men No shame doesn't count But either way he said he wants to eat that transgender out And that's the reason why I won't even take this battle seriously But I did write some bars cause there's a fraction of the crowd Who actually want to hear from me So Jitsu vs Michael White So if you could hear to see I'll put a shell to you here See if you could hear to see That was shit But with me they know that it's Banta When you spit your bars they're like Banta means jerks Banta means jerk That's it It ain't gay if it's rape So Jitsu When you leave here tonight Don't let the door hit you Where God shoulda put a slit for my dick To fit the bitch Dude Having sex with you It's like having sex with a dike Nobody gives a fuck except for you Because you're the only one who thinks you're a guy Oh Check it Why did the chicken cross the road Why Because the chicken was homophobic And you wouldn't leave him alone You're the reason why being called Chicken is now a new slang For someone who's being a homophobe And the only reason I'm raping Him and his homo-ho Is because he's here to wipe off I mean real talk I cannot cheat on my main dish When your mom go around with headgain That stains dicks with that lame Shit-ass 1988 Lips stick Madonna Be leaving on Drake's lips I must say I wish Your moms coulda rocked the gloss But instead I gotta pretend our kid could rock the mic As good as he could rock a guck But Biggers can't be pickers And like I told you baby Pussy is pussy And you look like Dave Chappelle's sister Had sex with Dave Chappelle And then they had sex With the baby they made Then that baby had a baby Now you're the baby I write Call him baby Dave Oh my god Are you freestyling right now Did you actually write that down You're rapping like I won't diss you Did you pen those And be like yeah These are the bars I'm going to use to kill soldiers For the rap Yeah Because you rap like How mystical would sound like Or DMX if they got pulled over He looks like D-Coin That's probably why he likes rap Have a silent e You might not catch this I found it hard to write for Michael White Because I always thought there was 25 letters in the alphabet I don't know why Listen wait I'm busting jokes for battle rap But until you give me an opponent that's on point Then I'll be on point like back no sweat Until Until then I just want to be on the card But I don't want to be a want to be on the card I just want to be seen on the card But her put us as the undercard on the card I didn't want to be an undercard on the card Even though you're the undercard on the card That means you all want to be on the card I don't even want to be on the card Wait why did the black guy cross the road Why do you do what he do And appeal to the cheap news Deceitful I'm B proof I'm beat you with the same style that he uses Simple as shit I'm sick of this bit I'm sick of this with a preview