 Welcome to Zach's Media. I'm Biff Biffin. All right, so first off, we're gonna have to talk about birthdays. Happy birthday to Ryan Smilin, Vicky Melhovy, Charles Babble, and you will not find the body. Funny name, mister. All right, more pressing matters. Today, we're afraid to say that Chris from Orca Media, the co-director of Orca Media, has gone missing. And we're talking to Dasha Blumen. Hi, Dasha. Hey, thanks for having me. So my name is Dasha Blumen. You might remember me. I am a investigator, reporter, interviewee, or interviewer, if you will. And, well, I'm here to talk about the case of Chris from Orca Media. Yeah, so when did you meet Chris? Hmm. Perhaps it was a winter ago, maybe. Okay. And I knew him pretty well. Yeah. I mean, he was a good friend, honest person, and it really pains me that he was kidnapped or whatever, which was quite unfortunate. And, hmm. I don't want to lead into any conspiracy theories, but do you have any ideas of who might have wanted to kidnap Chris? Good question. Well, I have a couple of suspicions. And that would be? Well, we're not the only media producers around here. We're just the only media, the only people who make video format. There are other news reporters who don't really get that much attention because who reads TV exists? Like, come on, people. Anyway, and they might want to, wanted to take Chris as a hostage so that they can eventually infiltrate Orca Media. I have a couple of suspicions. It could be seven days. They're a newspaper, correct? Indeed. It could have been the bridge. They're also a newspaper? Correct. It could have been, oh, you know, any other newspaper-like-asked thing. And that's besides the point. And there seems like there's a lot of newspapers in the area. Yeah, exactly, exactly 104. There's a lot. We live in a small town. But Orca kind of was monopolizing over video medium. Yeah, exactly. They were kind of the shining star, the biggest. It's what everyone tuned into. You know, when you're with your mom and your paw and you're watching that Orca Media, and it's quite a shame. Yeah, but we want to send out our prayers to Chris. Hope you're doing well. And if you're watching this, I hope you're not dead. I hope you're not a lifeless corpse. That'd be really sad. Then again, would you be a zombie? I don't even know. Coming up next, Eva White to talk more about Chris from Orca Media. Has this ever happened to you? I'm so hungry. Well, with our solution, you'll never be hungry again. Gummy earrings, edible, and earrings. You can't even tell they're not earrings. Gummy earrings, S.C. Nawn TV, only $19.99. No guarantee they won't be open. Single use. Today, I'm interviewing three sassy teenagers because they swear they saw Chris. Well, introduce yourself. Can't you at least try to remember our names? You don't just label people like that. Yeah. You guys label to yourselves. It's on your name tags. Nice to meet you. Chris is D, my mom. And so, yeah, my mom calls me Chrissy. When did you last see Chris? I don't know, like at our last class. We said like a class here. It was so, like, un-high-tech. Like, the cameras here, they're so bad. So, I mean, what was time you saw Chris? Me? Oh, when my mom introduced him to me. What time you saw Chris? I've been taking classes here for, like, years. But I thought you were boring. Yeah, they're so good. My mom makes me. They're so sucky. Like, what are they here right now? I mean, I'm so... This is Dasha Blumen. We're walking around the seven days in Burlington. And here we're at the bridge in Montpelier. And we're seeing if we can find any sign of Chris. There was some weirdness that was happening. So, here we are. Ava White is behind the camera. Hi, Ava. Chris, why are you here? Here. Why? Damn, it's so dark. All of the news? Wow. Really? Uh, is that Orca Media shirt? Hey, maybe I can... Wait a minute. Chris, where is this? What's with the scissors? I don't know. Media will fall off the bridge in seven days. What does that mean? Maybe it's a ransom note? No. We gotta tell the authorities. Welcome back to Orca Media. My name is Eva Malczyk, standing in for Biff Biffman. As his mommy said, he needs to go take a nap time. Today, I am interviewing a citizen. Would you like to introduce yourself? Yes. My name's Stanley Yalnuts. I'm a local birdwatcher, you see? I work at Birdwatchers International. And, uh, wait, which camera am I supposed to be looking at? Hey, you, can you can you turn the camera to look at me? Oh, but I am a local birdwatcher using my amazing binoculars and I took some pictures of some birds and I looked in the background and I saw someone wheel down a wheelbarrow. But there was a hand sticking out of the wheelbarrow. And since I'm a hands expert, I recognized it as Christopher Weir's, Weir'sumaw. I'm bad at names. Uh, the hand. I saw, can you, so, yes, I saw a name that was a name. What do you think? Very interesting to hear your take on this. Um, can you describe the scene a little more? It is. It was a long time ago. How many days? About one and a half winters. I love to steal jokes from someone else. Okay. And anything else? What kind of bird were you watching at the time? I was watching an American Sphero Hawk, an amazing Pokemon. Um, do you, have you ever met Chris before? No. Okay. Um, well, it was very lively to meet you. Um, have a nice day. Goodbye. I mean, Christopher with the media's hand. That looks right. Don't know why I'm talking about binoculars. Zach's media will be right back. Inja Cassandra, can we speak for a moment? Fine. Um, what are you guys all doing here? Um, nothing. Do you have any promising ventures of what is happening at the bridge? Other than taking over local TV, I mean, no, nothing. Do you have anything to say about the disappearance of Chris? You disposed of him, didn't you? Me? Never. We need to leave. Jojo, what do you think? Come on interns. Let's get out of here. I'm Biff Biffman with Zach's media. I'm here with Dashiell Blumen. Hello adored fans. And the rest of the investigative team. We're at the site of Stanley Yellnuts found footage and right up there is hopefully we'll find some clues about Chris's disappearance. Hopefully. Let's go. So, Dashiell Blumen, what do you think about finding clues to Chris here? Well, I mean, you know, a possible way. Hey, Billy, what are you doing here? Don't you guys work for the bridge? Not anymore. But take us to where you disposed of Chris. Yeah, you killed Chris. Who's Chris? Stop acting so innocent. You're obviously killed him. I'll be out of evidence leads to you guys. Come on. Hey, dude, what? Stanley Yellnuts, what are you doing here? I'm just bird watching. Again? Is that your only life hobby? Yes, it's my only life hobby. Is that a camera? No, it's my binoculars. Do you use a camera for taking pictures? Wait, sort of. But. Hey, hold it everybody. Is that? That can't be. Is that Chris's car? That is. Hey, hey. I'm just pulling in. I just got back to the bottom. You're dead. I was on vacation. I was in Nevada on vacation and I drove back and now I'm back. What's Nevada? A nice place to visit and everything's fine. Thank you. But you were dead. But yeah. We saw you on the bridge. We saw your course. You know I have to get to work. I guess the mystery solved. Okay, Chris. That is your real name. Well, that's Chris. Yeah, thanks guys. Okay. Thanks for your concern. Well, I guess we'll let you get to work. Yeah. Okay, everyone ready? Camera is rolling. Take us to where you dispose of Chris. Yeah. We didn't. Oh my God.