 Begin log. This is dr. Sumerian, and this is document 55-c-13. I'm attempting to recall information relating to SCP 055 Now I remember that it's Shit Okay, well that's pretty much what we expected Seems like we can't talk about it and we can't write about it though Actually, I wonder if we could sing about it. It's worth a shot It's Christmas You know statues and lizards and eldritch places Reality shapers and endless staircases But do you recall The most dangerous item of all SCP 55 is Impossible to describe What was I gonna say next? alright 55 All of the other objects are dangerous in their own way The thing about this one is that What was I about to say shit? Despite foggy memories, I know it's not a sphere We can't remember what it's not but not a sphere is all we've got and This you simply must know if it ever does get out SCP 55 will wait. What was I talking about now? God damn it and log