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Matt Rogers - Drunken Santa's Coming to Town

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Uploaded on Jun 28, 2010

By Matt Rogers
Parody of: "Santa Claus is Coming to Town"

Lyrics:

Who do you know with a liver that's huge,
A big red nose and guzzles down booze?
Drunken Santa's coming to town.

He's ringing a bell and holding a cup.
Playing Santa Claus beats sobering up.
Drunken Santa's coming to town.

He gets himself kicked out of bars
For passing deadly gas.
He came with two boots leaves with three,
One wedged up his ass.

Dogs lift their legs to the jolly drunk elf
But he doesn't care, he pees on himself.
Drunken Santa's coming to town.

Mommy, Mommy, can I sit on Santa's lap, please.
Sure honey, go ahead.
Oh, Mommy, Santa smells. Ewwww.
What do you want for Christmas?
I want to go home.
But I'm Santa Claus. (Burp)

He likes to drink a six pack
And hang out at the malls
He'll give your kid a candy cane
That he used to scratch his balls. (Burp)

He wears a red head, black belt and a scarf.
His beard should be white but it's covered with barf.
Santa's gonna show up.
Stagger 'round and throw up.
Drunken Santa's coming to town.

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