 It's so stupid it's positively brilliant. Brilliant. That's... That's... That's... That's... Yep, shawlamainnagot. Andrew Schultz. We are the Brilliant Idiots Podcast, back for another week. In today's episode, sponsored by Squarespace, from websites and online stores, to marketing tools and analytics. Squarespace is the all-in-one platform to build a beautiful online presence and run your business. There are no hidden fees or price hikes in our websites to optimize for mobile. for mobile. And it's so simple. Start with a design template and use drag and drop tools to make it your own. Head to squarespace.com slash idiot for a free trial. And when you're ready to launch, use the offer code idiot to save 10% off your first purchase. Now let's start the show. Wax is here. Taylor is here, but y'all can ignore her. Don't even worry about it. Showtie, how was your week? It was good, man. It was good. Yeah, I had a good week, man. We had Chris Hanson on this week, bro. I saw what is Chris Hanson doing nowadays? Catching them predators, bro. He's still doing that? That show still come on? Nah, he's just doing it for fun now. I love that show. I always wanted to beat the people up. Instead of having the cops have me out there, me and my boy. I wish I knew you was interviewing him because I always wanted to know that somebody steal that idea from Cameron because Cameron had announced that idea for the catcher predator way before the catcher predator debuted. And I always wondered, did somebody from, what is it called, CNBC or MSNBC? What channel was it? I think it was on NBC. And then I think they replayed it on MSNBC. MSNBC. I always wanted somebody stole that idea from Cameron because I remember this was, I'm talking about when I say this was years ago, this was when like the only hip hop site was all hip hop.com and SOHH. And the story was like Cameron's working on this show where he's going to be setting up pedophiles and catching him in the act. And then the Chris Hansen shit came out. I always wondered about that. When was that? I could tell you. Oh, shit. I was doing radio in Columbia at the time. So this had to be like 2000, 2001. When did the catcher predator start? Yeah, this was before that. When did it start? I think he did 94 to 97 or something like that. Chris Hansen, no way. Yeah. I was a teen in 94 to 97. You might have been on one of them episodes. 94 to 97, no way. That was 10, bro. Yeah, I'm pretty sure, man. Yeah, she was back in the day. There was something called, there was something called perverted justice. And it was like an organization that was basically created to catch these pedophiles online because they were in these like chat rooms and shit. And then Chris Hansen, the producers came on board and they were like, yo, why don't we film this shit? It's kind of lit. And the crazy thing is the first two episodes, they didn't even have the cops. Oh, so he was just winging it. No, like he just did it. And then they let the dude go. Too lucky guy. He was like, got you, you're a pedophile. And then he was like, so what happens now? And then Chris Hansen was like, I don't know. We didn't think that for an episode. We just we just got the pedophiles. And that's it. Yo, who's recording the pedophiles now? Because pedophiles still got to be pedophiling, right? QAnon, bro. QAnon's all over that shit. You were doing it before it was popular. Say what? Are they recording them? No, like if a man pops up at a 13 year old's house, is somebody throwing them on social media, you would think you would see more of that nowadays with social media, right? Yo, Hansen said this, bro. He was like, he was like the first episode. I was so nervous. And I was like, you nervous that, you know, you could be confronted by the pedophile, the pedophile might try to shoot you or kill you or something like that. He goes, he goes, nah, I was nervous. No pedophiles were going to show up. I was like, what? He goes, he goes, then the day of I call the producer and I'm like, so what's going on? He goes, yo, they like, yo, you got to get over here. There's like 17 people that have confirmed they're going to come by the house. Oh, my God. Yeah. And he said he was like, bro, it was like a Jordan drop. I was like, how do you know about Jordans, bro? Yo, the sickness of that, of Chris Hansen was that they named a boy band after him, yo. That show's really still coming on. They're doing it again with this network or this show called Crime Watchers and they're going to do a thing called Hansen versus Predator. He went on YouTube. He's still doing them all on YouTube. Like he was I think the moment is passed for catching pedophiles. No, no, no, no. I'm just talking about for that show. Because, right, it's like, you think about human trafficking now and sex trafficking. Like, it's honestly, it seems like too serious of an issue to just have on a TV show. I mean, the show wasn't a comedy. It kind of was, bro. There's one episode, bro. There's one episode, his most viral moment where this guy comes, he brings pizza and all that kind of shit. And then Chris Hansen confronts and then my man asks if he could eat the pizza while they're talking and just starts eating the pizza while they're talking, bro. I mean, it was a lot of comedy in the catcher predator. I mean, when soon as have a seat, it's like, oh, we in for something good. It was unintentional, though. It's not intentional comedy. But the funniest part was when the people actually thought they were leaving as if the police are not going to be outside this time. Yeah, because if we've all seen the catcher predator, as soon as you leave, you know, you're not leaving. Chris Hansen goes, you're free to leave. Like, no, we might as well sit here and keep talking. They definitely redo it and do it, like have goons outside because you ain't got no consequences. You know what I'm saying? You're going to you're going to three hots in the car. You about to go eat food and they're about to take care you in a cell. But you need to get your ass beat the fuck up. And I think you'll stop this shit. Now, you have much more experience in prison than I do. But I heard it's not too good to be a pedophile. No, you don't. I'm saying you're going to get your ass whipped in there. But I feel like if you whipped that person ass right there, I think you'll help him out. I would rather have his ass whooped in prison by professional ass whippers. No, because that's the whole point of jail, right? Like jail is not supposed to be sweet. But not only are you locked up, you're dealing with the consequences of that, you got to deal with the predators in jail. You got to do that's going to beat your ass for what you did. The reason why I obey the law is not out of fear of like being in a cell and then working out with a bunch of guys and like eating shitty food. The reason I obey the law is because I don't want to get raped in prison. No, no, no, no. It's all of that. Yeah, but it's a whole lot to go with this. That's sitting in the jail cell not having freedom when you want to get a little pussy. I could do that, dude. I just did it for fucking 12 months during quarantine. Like I could just be inside. No, no, no, no. Not the same, Ellen. Come on, bro. Andrew degenerates. I could do it. I could do jail if there was no fear of rape. I hold up, hold up. Let's forget the rape in jail shit for a second. We're not talking about rape in jail. Let's talk consensual sex with the same sex. This is a great would you rather? How much you like pussy? I like it a lot. Okay. Well, guess what? It's not there. Not there. How much do you like your favorite food? They think about that. You can order whatever you want, eat whatever you want when you family like a lot of things in jail isn't what I don't know what you think jail is. Yo, jail is just hanging around with dudes that got cool stories to tell. To get in here, like I just want to have those conversations, dude. Like let's talk. It's just a podcast. Jail is just a long podcast. That's all it is when you think about it. Think about sitting around your homeboys, right? And then one of them say some wild shit like, man, I'm a horny. And you'd be like, I'm a head out. Can't do that. In jail when that go fitting around like, hey, man, I'm a horny. Well, see, that's the fear. The fear is like, what's that? You said you want to do head what? I was thinking the same thing. You see what I'm saying? You're afraid of the rate. But what if they had like some sort of a machine that like sucked off all the inmates? So none of them were horny, right? They just milked them like their cows. That's kind of that's kind of dope, yo. Dr. Johnson actually make that. They got like a mouth right now. Yeah. Asses. Why don't they give it to them? They do that and it calms everybody down. You wake up first in the morning before you go to chow. You know, you get your dick sucked by the machine. Okay, they can study the sperm or do whatever they want with it. I don't care. It's the thing called freedom, guys. We take it for granted because we have it. You've been locked in your house for the last year. You haven't gone out to dinner not one time. I'd much rather be locked in the house than locked in jail. All right. Fine. What if you could go to jail with your wife? No. No. No. Jail just ain't it. Jail is disgusting. That's what you say. You ain't been there? Jail ain't it. You've never been locked up at all? Y'all are mad scared, bro. Like, why are you so scared? Experience is the best teacher, bro. Hey, hey, hey, let's talk to the jail expert, Alex. Yeah. Alex has done more times than everybody in here. Yo, I went to jail in Sweden. He basically was just chilling in an Ikea for about a month and he said it was cool. He said he was calm. He was thinking right. He said he was meditating. Where the fuck you go a while out over four walls? Alex, what was the biggest thing you missed when you was in jail? Exactly what you guys said. Freedom. Freedom, man. Freedom. He said he was reading mad books, catching up on trashy reality shows. Like, he said he was really living his best life out there, bro. What the fuck you think I'm gonna do? You can't even watch TV when you want to. Think about that. Think about that. You can't even watch TV in my room. Son, Charlamagne. Oh, you had a good one. They have cell phones in jail now. First of all, Charlamagne. You're not supposed to have them. I have a fiance. I can't watch TV when I want to now. What is this life where you just get to watch TV whenever you want? They are definitely the warden. Let's be serious. We get to watch it with more comfortable stuff, but come on, bro. The shitty thing about jail is getting murdered, shanked, or raped. That's the shittiest part about it. That's all part of it, but really the shittiest part of jail is the lack of freedom. If somebody goes, do you want to get raped or do you want to not be free? That's the quickest answer I'll ever give in my entire life. Wait a minute. I have a question. No, no, no. It depends. How much time, bro? You got your mind. You would prefer to get raped by an inmate whenever they wanted and have your freedom or you would prefer to not have your freedom, but then there's no raping you. Oh, let me think about this. This should feel like algebra. Say that shitt again now. What you say? Do you want to fix on your ass or not? That's the real question. Period. No, no, no, no, no, no. Hey, do you want dicks in your ass but you get to watch TV whenever you want? Let's talk about this. This is a good thing, right? What if somebody says this is a good one? Somebody says life in jail are I get to penetrate your asshole. Life in jail. I'm already dead in my brain. You're already dead in your brain versus one penetration. It's a single penetration in and out. One pump of the piston. Yes, our life in prison, but it's one pump. I ain't say one pump, however long it takes you to fuck on the regular, however long it takes you to know whatever your personal average nut is. That's how long this person gets to penetrate you. Henny Dick. No, this is a good one. Forget to take the R word out of it. Hold on. Henny Dick. Henny Dick is tricky because my ass so tight I don't even think he's going to get in. You need to be fully hard. You want to get in this ass. Y'all can't be this homophobic. Life in prison, I'm getting a little penetration. I'm getting a little penetration, bro. It's a little penetration. Your brain is in prison, though. You probably like that shit, too. Your brain is in prison. Taylor. Taylor, chill out, bro. Chill out, bro. Hey, Taylor, chill out. Y'all just bought it in the A-hole. Yeah, they say crack is really good, too, right? Yo, girls always say that shit. And by the way, whack line. What? On my line. You've been to jail. Have you ever? I don't think I do anything. So once you go to jail, you get plugged. Nah, hold up. Wax. Wax. Here's a good question. Have you ever hidden anything in your rectum while you were in jail? Never. You're a liar. Never. You ain't never boofed something? If I did, I'd probably put it right there, but nothing went in. You're lying. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Right here. Right here. You were boofing stuff. I had blunts and shit like that. Stop lying, bro. They told me. Maybe. I was speaking to one of your homeboys. And listen, listen. How long was the blunt? Listen, listen. How long was the blunt? And it was not even between my cheeks. It was like right inside of my balls right there. I just had to put it like this. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's not true. Wax, tell the true story. Tell the true story. I'm serious. I put the blunt right inside of my balls. Stop it, bro. It's over. Say the one about when you were sick in jail. Remember, you were sick in jail. You were thrown up. That never happened. You were sick in jail, blown up, and you booped a Pepto-Bismol to get it in there because they didn't want to give you no Pepto-Bismol. You booped the whole Pepto-Bismol. What happened in jail? I never needed nothing else. You never put nothing in your cheeks? Never put nothing in my cheeks, bro. If I didn't... You just said you didn't. He's lying here. He told me. He told me. He told me. I know. Listen, I know. I'm just saying, bro. I didn't put it through the back. I put it in front of the people. You're sitting down in the car. Do people do it? Man, people boof. They always do that. That's how they fucking survive. So why don't you just boof a dick one time and then you're free? Boof a dick over boofing buns for the rest of your life. Wax, you telling me that you would take life in prison or would letting somebody penetrate your butt? Listen, I'm gonna tell you this. God would give you peace in anything in life. I seen people with no legs. They happy as hell. So you'll find peace inside of jail. Hold on. You don't think they would take a dick in the butt to have their legs? Exactly. You can't... You think God won't give you some peace? Because you got no penis penetration? I think about that shit every fucking day. Your brain is in prison. You don't want that shit. Why would your brain be in prison? What happened if you nut? You could nut. You could... You could go in and then you could enjoy it. Now you're not in prison. You're in heaven. That's why you're the worst thing. Wax is lying. There's nobody on earth that's choosing life in prison over getting penetrated by a penis. And I even... When I was in there, I said, I wouldn't even do this to my worst enemy. I'd rather sit there and hit you up and do you a favor before I put you in jail. See what I'm saying? But I would rather go in there to get smashed. Bro, man to get smashed, bro. Hold on. So you'd rather go to jail to get smashed? I'm not like, wait, what? I'm not gonna get smashed in jail. I ain't gonna fuck. I'm gonna do a push-up so you don't get in there. It's guys bigger than you. I don't give a fuck. That's their fault. They'll jump you. You think I'm not my people? Hold on. When I go in jail, believe me, just like when I did go, everybody, yo, what's up? Like, they already see exactly what time it is. Nope. Do you think that your people say, be like, yeah, he cute, yo, look at the way they put his jail suit. You know what time it is? He do what I'm doing push-ups because fuck that. I'm already... That's right. Turn them on, Wax. Do the push-ups. Keep working on getting sweaty. Turn them on. Yeah. Keep doing them push-ups. Keep doing it, bro. Yo, we should have a brilliant idiots poll. There is nobody that's going to take life in prison over getting penetrated by women. Wow. What about anything else? Any man. I don't care what you say. It depends. If you're old, if you're like 99, then maybe I'll take jail. But if you have your whole life ahead of you, 100%, bro. How do you know what you got ahead of you? Nobody know what they got ahead of them. So you're going to get smashed and the next thing you know tomorrow, you get hit by a bus. I'd rather play more cards outside. Well, that's playing too many cards. Life, man. This is life in prison. Life in jail, bro. I get it. I get it. Life in jail, dude. And then you're going to feel stupid because you're going to be in jail and around year 20, you're going to be like, man, fuck it. I'm getting a boyfriend. I ain't going to go out. So then you're going to be like, I got to just fuck somebody 20 years ago and stay out of here. So what's the question? Write it in my head or something. Here's the question, right? Knowing that once this sexual act you have your freedom, right? Your brain's not free. Are you going to try to do whatever it takes to make the sexual act go quicker? Like, are you going to talk dirty a little? Like, yeah. You're going to throw it back? You're going to throw that shit back? Yeah. Like, honestly, I might get a wax before. Huh? I might get a wax before. You know what I mean? I might shave. I'm like, what? I'm just saying. Like, I just want to go faster. So whatever gets in the nut quicker, I'm going to do. So you think you're more attractive? You think you're more attractive because you shave? Yeah. Well, you don't have to look at this tough to hair that's just covering my booty hole. You'll be doing tricks that your girl do when you want him. I'll get on top. I'll get on top. Bro, I'll be riding on top. All right. Let's switch to sexual act. Head. Yeah. Life in prison or head from a man? Not happening. I want no man to take me. I got one. I got one. I got one. He's saying it's true. He's lying. He's not lying. I got one. Life in prison or there's a three inch dildo that is on a wall and you just got a backup. You just got a backup. While juvenile backed that ass up plan. That's it. Juvenile backed that ass up. I don't know why y'all want this. Juvenile backed that ass up. Juvenile backed that ass up. Got to be playing while Wax is just backing up. Listen. What book I just listed at? Whoa. Yo, Taylor. Taylor, that shit is mad gay, yo. Taylor, why would you say that, Taylor? Taylor, that shit is wild. Yo. Whoa. He's out of control. Yo, you're out of control. We just talking about dicks in the butt. Not licking, bro. That's the next level, Taylor. You just said give head though. So I'm just saying my- Okay, one more time. Just the last sexual act. Would you let a man whack? Lick your cheek. Not even put the tongue in your ass. Just lick one cheek so you don't go to jail for life. Why is this happening? Even around me. If I'm about to go to jail, you think I want somebody- Whisper in my ear like, yo, I lick your ass and we be okay. No, it's not going to be okay. Okay. So, all right. Listen. Because you nasty. You in court. You in court. Yeah. Judge, I'm going to give you 30 years. Lloyd, come into the chamber real quick. We're going to make you a deal. The judge lifts up his robe. He ain't wearing nothing. He's like, all you got to do is lick my left cheek. Just lick it. One quick time. Like how to do it on Christmas story. Lick the pole. And you don't go to jail for life. Listen, bro. That's wild. Shit. Like, why are you thinking about that? Now we're getting there. You see how we- I'm just saying. I'm just saying. I should start to work a little bit. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. He ain't no negotiating. He's shit. He's got the right chicken collar. You're fine. In the show, he was about to give his head and he- Oh, Dave, little dickie. The negotiations. So listen, all you got to do is lick the judge's left ass cheek. And you skate. Two different things. You either got to lick the ass cheek or you go on your knees and you just stand in front of him and then you keep your eyes closed and then he comes up to you and he just swings his dick in balls and just hits you in the face with it. Kind of like a car wash. You know those things that are clean in the car. Hang on, nobody wants to do this. But you're not doing anything. You are completely neutral. Your eyes are closed. That's it. That's it. Which one would you do for your freedom? You want automation. For my freedom, I don't think- I would have to keep on pitching that in my face for all the rest of my life. No. And I don't know when I got- What if you didn't know until you opened your- Like, he was done and you opened your eyes. I'm not getting my- Yo, you understand what you're saying? We're talking about life in prison. I understand that. Life in prison is what a clear mind. Yo, every single day I'm gonna wake up to that knowing that somebody smacked their balls and their dick in my face. Man, you're looking at this all wrong. You're looking at this all wrong. Every single morning. You're looking at this all wrong. Every time you watch your face, you're like, damn, man, I had to get a new face. Now, but guess what? I didn't know. I didn't know. I didn't know. I didn't know. I didn't know. I didn't know. I didn't know. I didn't know. I didn't know. I didn't know. My perspective would be, outside is beautiful today. Okay. That's what's gonna keep you going. I can't- You ain't gonna be proud of yourself waking up in jail for life. And all you had to do was let somebody slap their balls on your face. What are you saying? It's like- Just think about it. It makes no sense. And I know people went through that and I'm sorry y'all had to go through that because that's out of control. And people do it for work. That feel less. I was gonna say, so there's nothing y'all would- y'all always choose freedom. Nothing would make you want to go. Man, what is wrong? Why is this even- I can't even believe this is a tough choice for y'all. Now I'm not talking about even- I'm just saying in general, anything. What do you mean? There's nothing that would make y'all be like, I'm gonna choose life with prison. Life with prison. For you, for you in- No, I'm not going to prison. No. Life in prison? Bro, we talking about life. Do you know what life is? You still live. That's what life is. Living. What? Life is still living. You must be mentally okay. That ain't living, what? That's more living than having your mind. Jail is being alive and being dead. I understand that, but you're still alive. Especially life. You're a dead man, you're a dead man walking. They might as well just bury you alive. They give you life with prison. Right now, a guy escaped from jail. They looking for him right now. See, he ain't really escaped. They put him out. See what I'm saying? They put him in the wrong pod or whatever it is. And God might go and bless me and get me out of jail one day. But if I even get out of jail, I gotta know that I got some like balls on my face before. That's kind of wild. Alex, let me ask Alex, man. Alex, come on, Alex. Thank you. Alex. What's up? Serious question. Any of the scenarios we just said to you? Penetration, getting head, letting somebody slap their balls on your face. Any of those three are life in prison? I can't do life in prison. I'll just say, I can't do life in prison. Alex, what are you saying? I can't do life in prison, bro. I understand what you're saying. I don't want to do life in prison either. I mean, Alex is saying D, all of the above. Whatever's on the menu, he's eating, but he know what he not eating. And that's life in prison. Okay? Well, actually, you like Pussy a lot. I understand that, but I'm saying, my hand is not that bad. I'm saying, I just had a fucking baby, you know? Two months before the baby and basically two months after the baby four. And now you're not going to see your baby no more. My son can come see me. He'll never respect me. By the way, you would curse your son out, worst than Kirk Franklin cursed his out. I would love to see that. If you did that for your son and he disrespected you. That's what I'm trying to show you. Charlotte, be honest. Could you ever tell your son anything if he found out that you got smashed, bro? It depends. It depends how bad he disrespected me in the house one day. Go in your room. I'm serious. Because, you know, that's what fathers do, right? Fathers are whole shit over you. Like, I paid for this for you. I did this for you. You know what I'm saying? You might get so many. My mother fucker, I took a dick for you. You gotta be like, wow. But guess what? You said the next argument, he going to tell everybody, yo, that guy ain't nobody to see you. Why you took a dick? Yeah. That one. Hey, man. I'm not that homophobic. Can you really give someone a curfew? I'm homophobic. I just don't want it. I'm in touch with my feminine side, then. I'm telling you right now. Back it up, one of them. And you can quote me on this. Y'all can chop this up, edit it, circulate it on the internet however y'all want to. Yeah, yeah. I'm taking a dick before I go to jail for life. I'm letting you. But your mental will be fucked up. No, it won't. Damn, I'm telling you it won't. That's what meditation is for. Man, ain't much enough for meditation in the world. You gotta keep your eyes closed for the rest of your life. I'm going to, me and the therapist going to have a lot to talk about. A whole lot. Okay. And by the way, I'm not going to feel bad. Because I'm going to weigh it out, right? Dick in the ass or life in prison? Yeah. Brain in prison. Brain in prison. That's what you're going to do. Nope, I'm fine. 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We're going to add some more cities, man. Just holler at me. Let me know what cities you want us to come to, especially if your state is opening up. A lot of these places are opening up. I know a lot of you guys are asking for tickets to some of the places already sold out. Well, just pay attention, because now these regulations are starting to loosen up. So, you know, they're going to increase capacity in some of these places. And once those tickets are available, I definitely let everybody know. Oh, they out here. By the way, remember I told y'all that, you know, when Biden Harris got into the White House, the whole narrative on COVID was going to change. Oh, yeah. That would mean even though you still have the vaccine, it's still like they want you to get the vaccine. You can still do everything you want to do. You just got a social distance. But we back out here, bro. We back, baby. The start already has been back. The streets is open. Yeah, Atlanta really been back. I want to tell everybody, make sure you pre-order Tamika Mallory's book, State of Emergency, How to Win in the Country. We built this out May 3rd. It's crazy that this year is flying by, and we're already mid-March. You know what I mean? But you can pre-order Tamika's book, wherever you buy books now. And pre-order Anita Kopeck's Shallow Waters. Okay, go get some of that Yemiya energy in your life. That's out August 3rd, but it's available for pre-order wherever you buy books right now. I got something positively brilliant. Talk to me. We had Alex Jones on a podcast. Wild boy. I know Alex Smell. Great, great. No, seriously. I don't know why I wonder how he smells. Great. Yeah, fresh. I mean, by the end of it, it was very much like Jameson, but in the beginning, just very fresh. He gets fucked up. My man was going for it, dude. He was going for it. Well, can you tell y'all that beforehand? Or he just walked in and started licking and was like, pour up. Yeah, I think it was more like start a liquor, pour up, let's get busy and let's get down to it. And that guy just, wow. Man, I mean, absolutely fucking hysterical. Probably one of the funniest podcasts I've ever been a part of. I understand he's a very polarizing figure for good reason, but he. Everybody is. He said what I thought, he said what I thought was the best argument that I've ever heard for reparation. Okay. He said, because we asked him, Alex asked him, he's like, how do you feel about reparations? He's like, I support it, but I think it should come from the businesses that profited off of slavery and the businesses that profited off of the disenfranchisement of black people. So if there's a specific business, right, that you know was making money off of basically selling this thing, like some of these banks probably were the ones who hold in the mortgages. He basically took out a mortgage to like buy a human being. Like if those banks are still around today, if those banks are Bank of America and they made tons of money of it, well then pay the fuck up. Because he brought an interesting point. He goes, if you're some poor white guy that works at fucking, you know, some diner in the middle of Arkansas, and then people are going, yo, you're privileged. You need to start paying some of your money to black people. They're like, I didn't have anything to do with that. My life sucks. Why do I got to start paying? But these billion dollar corporations that got some of them fucking billions from enslaving black people, they should pay up. I don't think that white guy is going to be mad at that. Yeah. I mean, Alex Jones is right, but that's always been the argument. Like people have always said that. That's always been like a age old thing that people said. Any corporation company that has, you know, profited directly off slavery, they had a whole list, if you Google it, there's a whole list of institutions that exist now that directly benefited from slavery. And most people that fight for reparations have been saying, yeah, tax those corporations. I mean, that's what, that's something TI was out there, championing the year before, I don't know if it was last year, maybe early last year, year before last, you know, even Robert Smith now with his 2% plan, where he wants these corporations and institutions to give 2% of their net income per year to different black organizations. But that's always, that's always been a thing. He's absolutely right with that. I just thought it was a really interesting argument. I've never heard about specifically the businesses that profited off of it, because that's accountability 101. I think the biggest issue people have with- Yeah, that's right here. 15 major corporations- I believe you. I'm just saying, I think the biggest- Lehman Brothers, Atna Inc, JP Morgan Chase, New York Life, yeah. All I'm saying is that I think the biggest issue white America has with reparations is, you know, I didn't do it and I had nothing to do with it. So why am I paying money when I might not be successful right now? Well, because the ramifications of slavery are still being felt today. Yeah, but that wasn't a choice by those people. Those businesses that are still around today chose to profit off of it and then they use those profits to build those businesses. So it's like, well, fuck them. Yeah, but all white people benefit off that caste system that was created. You know what I'm saying? Even when people talk about the racial wealth gap in America, well, there probably wouldn't have been a racial wealth gap if there wasn't 400 years of free labor given. You know what I mean? And when the slavery was over- There's no question. The slaves didn't get compensated, but the slave masters did. There's no question. Which is yet another example of America always dumping money into the wrong fucking shit. There's no question. 100% true, but it wasn't something they asked for, right? It's not something that... And then some people, I'm sure, asked for racist laws and some people have been fighting for racist laws and racist policies 100%. But some white guy that just moved here from fucking Russia in the year 1987 is like, dude, I don't even... I just met black people for the first time when I got here. They're not going to be... What I'm trying to talk about is the most practical way to get the money. The most... You know what you tell that white person? Say what? You know what you tell that white person who just moved here? What? Mind your business. This don't got nothing to do with you. This is between us and the American government. You know what I'm saying? Right. He really can't do nothing anyway. I would tell the white dude from Russia, look, dig into your lineage, all right? Find you a cause. Find you a reason that you're old and get your money. Because nine times out of 10, you are probably old something from this country. More than likely. I'm just saying like... There's two ways to go about this. There's the emotional way to go about this and you can't make the argument against racism. There's no argument against racism. There's no argument that white people have profited from racism. Every single white person. Like, you just can't... Nobody could argue that. But it's unrealistic to get the support from all these poor whites, especially in a time where they're probably at their own support. Well, why do we need support from poor whites? Well, this is democracy, right? There's only one person that's ever leaned into support from poor whites. And that was Donald Trump. Like, what are the poor whites going to have to do with this situation? They can't do nothing anyway. It's not like they got to vote on reparations. Yeah, well, they vote for the people who vote on reparations and they might not support a vote for reparations if it makes them feel as if some of their money is going to be going in somebody else's pockets for something that they don't have anything to do with. I'm telling you, like, the reason why these think tanks exist in DC is because they test the temperature of different theories, right? And the whole job is to go, how do people react to this? Okay, they're reacting to this poorly, so let's switch the name of it, right? The estate tax is a way better name than the death tax for the same thing. But people go, wait a minute, why should I pay taxes on my dad dying? That's not fair. But estate tax is, well, I don't have an estate. Yeah, you should tax those rich people who have estates. So instead of reparations, you think you should... I mean, I always say economic equity packages. I think the biggest hurdle is just getting, is the accountability thing. The white person that feels like they're completely disconnected from what happened to black people, I don't think they're going to want to feel as if they're contributing money, especially if they're struggling. But the white person that sees these billion-dollar corporations that they also feel fucked by is going to go, hey, we get to stick it to them? Well, fuck yeah, stick it to them. Well, that's why the study is important, right? Because the whole study, the whole HR40 study is going to factor in who profited off slavery, how slavery is still impacting us today, how we can come up with a fair economic equity package, which by the way, there is no fair economic equity package because you really can't put a price on what happened to slaves in this country. So it's like, I personally don't think that reparations is ever going to come from the government. I think it's only going to come from these corporations. When you see somebody like, I think it was JP Morgan Chase who just committed to giving $10 billion to black women organizations over the next 10 years. I think it was, Google that real quick there. I think it was, this just came out like last week. But they said they're giving $10 billion over the next 10 years to black organizations. So when you see the NBA or the NFL, you know, commit a certain amount of money. And when you see these corporations that are doing Robert Smith's 2% plan, I think it's only going to come from corporations. I don't think the American government will ever, Goldman Sachs, that's what it was. I don't think the government is ever going to say, yo, here's reparations for black people, regardless of who's with it. I mean, we live in a country where yesterday, literally, literally yesterday in Tennessee, they're voting on whether or not to abolish slavery because slavery is still legal in the state constitution. And four Republican senators in Tennessee voted against it. And one of the guys said- There's only two senators per state. What do you mean? Every state has two senators. No, that can't be the case, because four Republican senators in Tennessee voted against it yesterday. Are they like- This is state. It's the state now. Oh, this is state senators. This isn't like the Senate as we know it. This isn't, you know, okay, this is- This is in the state constitution in Tennessee. Right, right, right. So the four senators voted against it. One of the dudes said, I mean, there's really no need to vote against this because it's not real. Slavery was fake. It was a false history of slavery. It's like, you think they're going to ever give you reparations if they won't even admit slavery was real? Yeah. It was a game. Like, come on, man. Never happened. It's like, I literally just sent this, right? I sent this to a friend. I literally just sent this. This is mental health. A tip for mental health. Learn to distinguish who deserves an explanation, who deserves one answer, and who deserves absolutely nothing. Imagine having a conversation with reparations to a guy who doesn't even believe slavery was real and doesn't even want to vote to abolish slavery. You think that conversation will get anywhere, show? No. And that's- But those are the people who are in charge of legislation. Yeah, you can't reason with someone who never used reason to come to their conclusion. Very true. Very true. So I personally think reparations is only going- is only going to come from corporations. And it's not going to ever be called reparations, right? It's just going to be people who are in these positions of power who have seen the injustice that has happened to black people in this country and they're deciding to do the right thing. Whether it's Goldman Sachs saying, we're going to invest 10 billion here, or another company saying, we're going to invest this into the black community, or we're going to invest this in the black organizations, or we're going to give equity to black people when they come to our companies. That's the only way I think it's ever going to get on a- even get close to what we would call reparations. But that's why I call it economic equity packages. But Alex isn't wrong at all, because I think that's the only place it's going to come from. Yeah. What did he say- what else interesting did he say? Oh, God, a lot of things, bro. He's a wild motherfucker. He was talking about interdimensional beings. He was talking about- Is he a character? Yeah. Does he really believe this shit? I told him, I was like, dude, just say you're a comedian. Like, I said, if you had said you were a comedian fucking years ago, nobody would care. Like, you just say wild shit. That's what comedians do for a living. But the fact that you position yourself as a journalist, you're going to get the expectations of a journalist. That's simple. You're asking for those expectations. But I think Mark even asked him, he was like, should your audience take everything you say seriously? And he was like, no. I feel like that with everybody though. I think that's the problem with the society we live in now. We take everything to fucking seriously. Yeah. That's why sarcasm is dead. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? And you got to- like that quote I just read. It's like, yo, you got to know what to give your energy to. Does everything deserve a response? Does everything deserve outreach? Yeah. That's a good-ass point. I'm learning about that at home. What did you think about the Cardi B thing with Candice? I think Candice is incredible at stirring up waters to catch fish. Everybody, all of y'all fall for it. Don't just say Cardi. Everybody falls for it. Candice has a way of riling people up. You got to respect people like that. You know what I'm saying? Because truthfully, literally, if you just ignored her, there would be nothing there. The problem is because she's a black woman talking. Who cares? Yeah, I think this is one of those weird situations where I think Cardi used Candice. Talk to me. Nobody's watching the Grammys. Nobody's watching the Emmys. Nobody's watching any of these shows anymore. Like, I don't even know if they're streaming or if they're on regular television. I have no fucking clue. Grammys was good this year, but it had the lowest ratings ever. Of course. Nobody's watching, right? So- But it's also true because people watch them on so many different devices. But still nobody's watching. You just saw that one incident. So the thing with Cardi is, Candice knows she has a couple buttons that she can push that's going to rile things up, right? It's like, who does her audience hate? Okay, Cardi B is one of the people her audience hates because her audience sees Cardi as this girl who's leaning into liberal leftist politics but has no clue what she's talking about. That's how they feel about Cardi, right? So they think that she's a hypocrite. She's so liberal when it counts for an election, but the way that she actually lives her life, but it doesn't seem that liberal. So they like to poke out the fucking hypocrite, right? So she knows the button to push, but then I'm thinking Cardi's like, oh, I could stir up a little internet beef with this girl. My fans are going to think I dunked all over her and everybody else is going to go watch the Grammy performance because of the Twitter beef that we've started up. I didn't watch that video until there was this beef and I wouldn't have watched the video without the beef. So on some part I'm like, is Candace bullying Cardi or is Cardi playing the, what is the Ali shit, the rope adult? Well, I think one thing about Cardi, Cardi is not letting you talk about her, regardless of who you are, you know what I'm saying? Cardi will get out, Cardi gets that regular everyday Twitter people who got something to say about her, you know what I'm saying? So she wasn't going to let Candace slide. I don't think Cardi was using Candace, but I mean Candace said what she said on Fox News with Tucker Carlson. I would think that Candace was using the Cardi May situation and the Grammys more so than Cardi, because Cardi was just responding. It's so much hypocrisy, right? Because it's like, you can't really get mad at Cardi for a song like WAP and say Cardi is, you know, making young girls disrespect themselves, are sending the wrong message to young girls. You supported Donald Trump. Mr. Grab them by the pussy. We were having this combo on Flagrin, but like I guess what I'm curious about also is that are you for censorship or against it, Candace? Because that's a good point, right? Just saying anybody says something that's like a joke or not even a joke, an opinion that could be considered offensive. You're like, the Liberals just want to cancel. The Liberals just want to shut people down. The Liberals just want to censor everything. And the second Cardi acts in a way that you don't like, you try to censor it. So what can be censored and what can't be censored? If you are against censorship, you're against censoring the things you don't like as well. If you're just against censoring the things you like and force censoring things you don't, you're no different than the people that you hate. I agree with you, but I also wonder too, if Candace is looking at it like, all right, this is free speech, right? So Cardi's allowed to do what she did on stage, but I'm allowed to come out and say, I didn't like that. I'm allowed to come out and say, that's not the way you should move as a woman, right? That's a good point. Yeah, so maybe that's how she's looking at it. So I'm maybe misrepresenting her point. Maybe she's saying that she's not saying she shouldn't be allowed to do it, but she's being critical of the thing she's doing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what I read from it. From what I heard her say on Tucker Carlson, she was just saying like, that's not how you're supposed to move. If you're a woman, you're sending the wrong message to young girls, yada, yada, yada. Did y'all see the tweets going? Huh? Y'all see the tweets back and forth? No, I didn't see none of the tweets back and forth. Oh, the tweets are funny. She added on Melania or whatever and said that she got inspired because of her. And then... That was a good point. She said, yeah, why don't you have the same energy for Melania, right? Melania was naked in the bag. She said as much as she grew up and that's not her anymore. Cardi's 20-something. Yeah, she's 70. All right? Cardi's 20-something years old. Yeah. Give her a second. She's 20-something years old. By the way, her performance wasn't... I'm different. I grew up into my neck, my back, like my pussy in my ass crack era. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, I grew up in Little Kim saying, I used to be scared of the dick. Now I put lips on the shit, handle it like a real bit. Like, WAP is tame. Yo, you know what's crazy? I'm a little girl to see it, though. If I see my niece in them seeing, I'll be like, ah, I get away from over there. I can't even see all these other songs like that, too. Like, why is it matter of heart? Listen, everybody gonna do that thing, but if I see my little niece in the game, what y'all the fuck y'all doing? Get over here. They're gonna give the WAP to someone? What about your niece listening to you? Exactly. I don't want them to. Every time they tell me they're doing it, I'd be upset. Like, y'all telling me this. There's a number. You being a hypocrite, right? Don't be doing it. Yo, that's the thing. I don't want to listen to it. We need to stop calling people out for being hypocrites. You should be a hypocrite. If you're not a hypocrite, you're leading a miserable life, bro. Being a hypocrite is the shit. I love being a hypocrite. Remember, I was like, don't be in New York, and then the second I left New York, I came down to Miami, it was 80 degrees today. I was walking around outside like a hypocrite feeling great. Be a hypocrite, bro. Be a hypocrite. Like, stop trying to live this fucking life to this specific code. Fuck all that. Be your human being. You're going to be fine. But I'll tell you the difference, Chotes. You know you're being a hypocrite. You're self-aware. Don't be one of these people who contradict themselves. Be a hypocrite and then act like I never thought like that to begin with. But how am I being a hypocrite? Because you get on the podcast and talk about you talk about women you fucked. Exactly. So your niece is here that and your niece like, oh, that's the kind of women I'm going to act like. Yo, that's another thing. Listen to the podcast. Double standard. So if you actually listen to the podcast, I always tell you, I don't like girls who have more than one penis a year. I always talk about being- Drew, but you're being a hypocrite with them. Nobody cares about this, man. That's your life. I don't do that no more. Your actions stay alive. You're explaining. Why are you explaining yourself? You're losing. Say you believe in double standards and you're a hypocrite. I definitely believe in double standards. I definitely believe in double standards. For no reason. You're wasting your breath explaining. Say I believe in double standards. Women believe in double standards. I don't want my little niece is doing that. I don't want them to be out there. Okay, but they're going to eventually. They're going to be the last one. So you don't want your niece is having sex? Not at the wrong time. No. They're going to eventually do it. Yes. But having the right- If I got my young niece, like I said, I'm not talking about my older nieces. My younger nieces, I don't want them to think that's the right thing to do. And they be over here whoppin' on these fucking young boys out here. What do you call a young? I'm talking about- I got nieces from 2 to 20. But isn't that also up to- You're going to get married soon. Isn't that also up to the appearance? I ain't had no choice. Am I supposed to go out talking? How old was the girl? I don't know. What you mean you don't know? How old was the girl? I was young as hell. But the parents are raising the children. Not Cardi. She's not raising the children. I understand. That's not true either. That's why I said nieces. That's why I said nieces. I can't be influenced. But I'm just saying. Influences. I got people that influenced me way more than my mom and dad. 100%. What's that? You know. I understand that, but they can't- What were you going to say, Andrew? No, I said no. That's a good point. We get influenced by these people. People make millions of dollars because they're influential, right? They can get us to wear sneakers. They can get us to wear clothes. They can get us to get certain tattoos. Like, I mean, look at the fucking Kardashians. They make women change the way their face looks. Every one of these girls that gets plastic surgery gets plastic surgery to look like a Kardashian. So clearly people have influence over us. It's not just our parents. You know what I mean? But what I'm trying to tell you Wax is just be like, yeah, I'm a hypocrite. I don't want any girl that I know and care about fucking anybody. And that's just what it is. Period. It's a beautiful place to live. I agree with you, Schultz. No, I agree with you. You know, Nikki- Man, a thousand percent right. Bro. Nikki Giovanni said that if you- If you look back on old shit you did or old shit you said and you haven't contradicted yourself, you haven't grown. Yeah, bro. She said that. Nikki Giovanni said that verbatim. And I totally agree with that. But I do want some consistency. But I need- Yeah. I'm going to be consistently hypocritical. They call me Hippocrates, bro. Listen, I never ever- I always said that I never wanted my young nieces and nobody to have to be doing the stuff that I was out there doing. Yeah, I get it. Yeah, about a young age, of course. But at the end of the day- I got nothing to do with you getting older. I got nothing to do with that. It's so much hypocrisy. And it's hypocrisy on both sides. I mean, even if you look at what's happening with Joe Biden and the kids at the border, he's not handling that shit no better than Trump did. Come on, man. But the media doesn't talk about it the way they talked about it with Trump. They ain't like that. You know what I mean? They like- Trump had a zero tolerance policy. Joe Biden says, don't come here. What's the fucking difference? Like, what's the difference? Am I tripping? He won't. Same thing with Cuomo and Biden. It's like, oh, we need you to resign. You had seven women that said you did inappropriate stuff to them. Biden had eight. If somebody can tell me the difference, just tell me the difference. Like, there's no consistency. Everybody's hypocritical. And that's fine. That's why you can't be in politics, man. If you're in politics, you're not supposed to be a hypocrite. And then you can't be an actual real person. But if you're an actual real person, you'd be like, yo, I did that shit. It is what it is. It should feel right in the moment. The thing about the hypocrisy and double standards and that kind of shit is like, everybody's cool with double standards until it affects them. You know what I mean? I mean, women hate double standards until the check comes. And all of a sudden, double standards is completely reasonable. Right? Yeah. So I'm with you. I'm with you. Everybody got our- Why don't we stop acting? Literally, there's an entire religion called Christianity that's built around knowing we're all hypocrites. They give us the rules of how we should live. And Jesus is like, yo, by the way, I know you're gonna fuck up. Unlimited forgiveness. I know you're gonna fuck up. And I forgive you for doing what you're about to do. And then we're like, we're not gonna fuck up. And then we do, we're like, yo, my bad. He's like, I know, bro. I know. But you definitely get better because you feel like he's watching you. So at least you know that. Listen, I'm gonna definitely get better. Because I did, I'm sure I did. And a lot of things I didn't do because of the man upstairs is watching. Hey, bro, I tried to take though. Again, he gave me, he gave me mercy on me. He could have killed me a long time ago. That's why you give unlimited forgiveness. But it's like, that's like breadsticks at Olive Garden, baby. You know what I'm saying? Like God knew that we had weaknesses. He knew that, you know, we were going to make mistakes. But man, but this is the part that's really confusing, right? If you're just sitting back on the outside looking in, how do you define right and wrong based off media? Based how I feel good. If do I feel good? Do I feel good? Do I feel good? That's right. Do I feel bad? That's wrong. Simple. Listen, do you think Governor Cuomo was confused as fuck right now? No, seriously, because he's sitting back and they're like, we just had Donald Trump as president. Oh, yeah. Joe Biden won the White House. But y'all want me to resign? Bruh. Bruh. Are you 100% right? You 100% right. Yeah, it's been a while. I'm just saying there's no uniform. There's no standard. Like, what's the standard? There's no standard, bro. Here's the deal. If those restaurants in New York City were open to at least 50% capacity, I would say, I don't believe any of those girls. But the fact that he closed New York, they seem very credible to me, bro. They seem very credible. Every one of them should seem credible because it affects my life. My life is affected. It's all about me. By the way, that's really what it is. It is. The reason they didn't hold a Joe Biden to that standard because they wanted Joe Biden to win the presidency. And by the way, that's fine. But just admit the hypocrisy. The reason nobody called out Trump because Trump was in power. They called the people that didn't like Trump was using it against him to try to get him out of power. The people that supported him was like, nah, ignore that. You know what I mean? We don't care about that. Like, come on. We all know that. It's all about self-interest, man. That's it. If we can admit that, the world would be a better place. But once again, it still doesn't show you what's right and what's wrong because there's no standard to any of this. Charlemagne, I got a pool. That's what hypocrisy gave me. Hypocrisy gave me a pool, a canal, a beautiful house, a barbecue. I don't know how to use. Hypocrisy is beautiful. I don't even know if I call it hypocrisy. Charlemagne. Charlemagne, it got me a Netflix special. Tell me when hypocrisy hasn't served me well. Here's the thing. I wouldn't call what you did. I wouldn't call that hypocrisy. I would call it contradiction. But it's a good contradiction because you got new information. You're like, you know what? Fuck this New York shit. But then you said, let's go to Miami for the weekend. Then you was like, you know what? Fuck this New York shit. All right? I'm staying in Miami because you felt that sun. Yeah. I felt that sun, bro. And then Cuomo wouldn't let the city open. The Blasio wouldn't let the city open. To your point, somebody called the radio station, somebody called the Breakfast Club, and they actually were on Cuomo's side. And they was like, you know, all of these politicians are saying Cuomo should resign. Ask New Yorkers. And he actually liked Cuomo, though. I forgot the reasons he said he liked Cuomo. He was like, ask us if we want him to resign. You know what I mean? We don't care about what y'all got to say. You know what? But to that guy's point, you probably don't care what they got to say because he know that it has nothing to do with what Cuomo was actually accused of. It's something else going on that we don't know about that they on Cuomo's ass for because there's no way in hell you know what it is. You bypass the 10,000 or 8,000 older people that had COVID that he didn't even report. Yeah. Bro. You lied about that? It's the Okie Doke, bro. You bury a story with a more compelling story. So he lies about 10,000 old people getting merked in these old people homes because of his decisions. He just lies about it. Right? And then you bring out a story that he could rebound from. Right? Oh, he was inappropriate with some of his aides, this, that, the other. It's not going to come out that it's anything too crazy. Maybe it will. Who knows? But like he said things that are inappropriate, blah, blah, blah. Right? Same thing would happen with the royal family. Right? Literally Prince Andrew is Epstein's best friend. Okay? There's pictures with him and underage girls. He's clearly been to the island. They clearly went to his house in New York. Really? Of course. This is Prince. I never saw that. I don't know. That's the thing. And what do they bury that story with? Oh, Meghan Markle. We're going to say that the kid was too dark and we didn't like the fucking kid. This kid, it's a nonsense story. Talk about how you're protecting a fucking pedophile in the goddamn Buckingham Palace. Or actually, I don't even know what Prince Andrew lives. But it's the same shit. You kill a story with another story, bro. Yeah. And it's so weird. It's like the old people that Cuomo didn't report that died. That story is not even a B story, a C story. It's like a little byline sometimes in people's articles. And it's like, that's what you could actually nail him on. That's what you could actually get him out here. Cuomo is absolutely loving this, bro. But they can't let that story go because there's probably a bunch of other Democrat governors that made the same decision and they'd be liable as well. So if that story goes, then it just kind of trickles down. And the Democrats, the Democratic institution and Republican institution would do the exact same fucking thing if they were in the same position. So don't get me wrong. But they're just like, yeah, we can't let that story leak. So just say that he's inappropriate with chicks. It was brilliant. I think that's the... I think what you said is true, right? Everybody got to lean into their own hypocrisy. But I think that if everybody just like stop pointing fingers, right? It's literally like, I'm sitting here smoking a blunt. And I'm like, yo, you need to stop smoking weed, yo. Y'all still this dude over here smoking weed, yo. This guy smoking weed. He shouldn't be smoking weed. I'm over here smoking too. Like everybody got some shit with them. And by the way, the same shit. So I can't look at your shit and say, your shit is bad, but my shit is acceptable. Either everybody mind they fucking business, all right? Or we got to have one set standard for everybody. If not, everybody shut the fuck up and move on with your lives, man. Because this shit is really getting confusing. Unless it directly affect you. That's the only reason why I say that about my niece. That's going to directly affect me. Other than that, I really don't give a fuck. What's going on? But you would live... You would... You would pay attention in life. You would feel better. And I bet you do feel better now knowing that you're not dogging women out the way you used to. I mean, I never really dogged women out. Okay, let's go slow down. All I didn't do was commit to women. All that I didn't do was commit to them. I didn't do nothing crazy to women. I had sex with them. I didn't commit to them. That's the worst. What did I do? Didn't know other guy did. You didn't even know their names. Okay, that's what I'm saying. That's the worst thing I did. Put your boot on their neck. I'm a victim. Huh? Didn't you put your boot on their neck, grab them in water? It was having... That was the part of sex. What are you talking about? It wasn't like... I'm not talking about babe, bro. What about the ice cubes in there? But I... That's what I'm saying. You got to close one ton of my baby. Listen, that was kinky stuff back in the day that people do. It wasn't like, oh, she... No, don't put your timber in there. I ain't never put my foot on nobody's head. You never lie to any girls. When I was young, growing up, is trying to lie to a girl, make her think that you like her, just so you can have sex with her. This is new shit that girls start liking me. Every guy had to lie to try to get a girl. You never tried to... Oh, you never lied to a girl to her that you like her. Excuse me, is that wrong? We're talking about what's wrong with you. What type of lies was you telling, Wax? That's what I was trying to get with her. What type of lies? The regular lies every man tells, act like you like her. Reading their Bible scriptures every night. Having your mama pray for her. I want to go there for her. Wax don't play fair. Wax full of shit. Wax used to have his mama pray for girls. That's the going a bit too far, yo. That's it is, man. You know your mama a prayer warrior, yo. We understand that. And you got your mama praying for these girls. That's fucked up, Wax. They didn't touch your mom. I don't know. I ain't got nothing to do with that. Fuck him. You just kill me. So you get caught up, man. Hold on. So you don't even think that I made these girls pray in my mind to try to bait them and give me some pussy? Yes. Yes. You are. Yo, Wax. Wax is absolutely hilarious, bro. Because what you just said, this is what it sound like we just said, wait, so you really thought I bought this Lamborghini so girls would be attracted to me and they wouldn't have sex with me? Wait, wait, wait. Huh? I never baited girls. When I was young, we all lied and made a girl think that we liked them so much when we got the pussy. I ran out of houses and stuff. Maybe you liked the girls. I really did. I think I was just getting pussy. Every girl I ever tried to get without like. Wax, do you think that's wrong or not? Wrong or not? When I was real young, you can't count that shit. We talking about when it actually supposed to count. No, your niece age you. Yes. That's where you got to start because you don't want your nieces to be in that same situation. Well, my lord and mercy. That's your niece's age. For real. Well, hopefully they don't sit there and get caught up in that type of shit because I talk to them all the time. Man, karma's a motherfucker. It is. Karma is a motherfucker, dude. The things you try to fight against the most is really what happens, yo. Jesus. I took it. Listen, thank God I never disrespected and did nothing wild, crazy to girls. I did. Wax. Can I say something about men real quick, man? This is what men got to stop doing. Yeah. You tell me the worst thing. And I said this on Bill Maher the other night. We got to stop listening to each other about what all of this shit is. Whether it's sexual harassment, what's inappropriate. Right, ain't got nothing to do with us. As long as we listen to each other, this shit's going to continue. Yes. Yeah. All right. Thank you. Stop listening to us. We don't know what the fuck we talking about. We clearly have been getting this shit wrong for a long time. No, you're right. You're right. I'm not listening to no man about what sexual harassment is or what about it being inappropriate is. If a woman tells me that's inappropriate, I'm taking her word for it. That's that. Nothing that you can really do. No. Right. That's a double standard. That's not a double fucking standard. Shut up. I don't think that's a double standard. Yo, how are you going to tell me? Wait, I'm going to tell you that. Hold on, hold on. Yeah, how are you going to tell me what a double standard is? Go ahead, keep that face too. Hold on. I'm going to tell you this. You know how a girl could sit there. If I sit there and say, hey, how do you do it to a girl or whatever? And she'd be like, oh, I feel creepier. That's going to be a sexual harassment, right? If I, if she said that to me and I say that, everybody going to look at me like I'm fucking stupid. Yeah, but it's the way you wear your pants. It's the way you wear your pants. Zoom in on what you mean. So regardless. That shit too look creepy, man. He got his shit up like this. He got his balls out. He's like, hi, how you doing? It's like, come on, man. That shit is a little threatening wax. All right. Here's my question. A little threatening, yo. Let me say it is, though. Here's my question. Double standard. How do you, how do you know it's, it's sexual harassment? One, how do you know it's harassment? Because she said it. My goal isn't, isn't to harass. Intention is important, but intention doesn't matter once she says. Once she says it made me uncomfortable. But like, for example, let's say she's like, this guy was sexually harassing me. He like wouldn't stop. Like he's trying to talk to me. He's knocking on my door, blah, blah. And then they go to me and I'm like, I'm a Jehovah's Witness. Like I just want her to go to heaven. Like I literally don't want her to spend eternity in heaven. That's spiritual harassment. That's spiritual harassment. That's spiritual harassment to people. Stop pushing your God on me, Alex. I mean, so stop pushing your God on me. This is spiritual harassment. But it really happens because listen, a dude was trying to tell me that my thing was open and I'm thinking that he was trying to fight me. So I'm over here, put my middle finger up. He's trying to speed up and let me know my gas tank is open. Yeah. And I'm over here like, fuck you and I pulled to the side of the road. Like, what's up? He's like, yo, your gas tank is open. What if it was your fly? What's that got to do anyway? What if the guy was like, yo, your fly's open? Yo, yo, yo, your dick's out. What if the dude was like, yo, yo, I could suck that? Yo, yo, yo. But I'm trying to say. Is that free? Is that a sample pack? But even more than that, if I do got my fly open. Why you gotta hang it out? If I do got my fly open and he pointing at my dick, I might think he's trying to point at my dick. I don't know it. Listen to him out. No, what if you're in the village? What if you're in Atlanta somewhere? You know what I'm saying? Okay, perfect example. Remember that time we ended up in that gay party, guys? Yeah. After the MTV Awards? Yeah. What if we were in that gay party that night and whacked at his lip open? That's on you, bro. That's on you. That's on you. You kind of, listen. I understand that. So if he was pointing at me trying to tell you my zipper is closed, and I'm thinking he's trying to do it in my meat, I'm gonna go tell the security. This guy is hitting on me. What if a gay guy walked up to the wife and got free dreams? Got your fly open. But that doesn't mean nothing. I don't get it. You get it? I don't get it. You don't get it? No. What is it? Can Chokes help me? He's saying he. 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Smoke your CBD with promo code idiots and get 20% off today. You know, we were talking about reparations earlier, man. A great podcast to check out is The Big Payback Podcast, hosted by Erica Alexander and Whitney Dow. Like they break down reparations from all angles. You know what I'm saying? They talk to people who are for it. They talk to people who are against it. They talk to people who can tell you how to get it done. It's a great, great podcast on the Black Effect iHeartRadio podcast that worked. Y'all know Erica Alexander. She was a Pam from the Cosby Show and Maxine Shaw, attorney at law on Living Single. And she's just a brilliant, brilliant, brilliant sister, man, that I just, I love to hear breaking down, you know, a number of different things. So check out The Big Payback Podcast on the Black Effect iHeartRadio podcast network. Shout out to Drake. Have you heard the song's shows? Nah, a little bit. Have I heard of it a little bit? He debuted one, two, and three on Billboard. Um, congrats to him. You know, I said on this podcast a few months ago when I had Wayno and Nyla on, I asked the question. I said, is the Drake era over? And my reason for saying that is because, like, we know Drake dominates radio. We know Drake dominates the charts, but sometimes radio is not an accurate reflection of what is going on in the streets, especially nowadays. So I was just asking the question, you know what I'm saying? Is this still the Drake era? Because, you know, when you watch the Grammys, you see the babies and the little babies and the Meg the Stallions and the Roddy riches, you know what I mean? It just seems like when it comes to hip hop, I mean, it's not when it seems like those are the people that are running things right now. And Drake is always going to be Drake, but, um, yeah, I just was wondering, you know, does he have another level? And, you know, for me, I really like that three pack. You know, I thought the lemon pepper freestyle was mean. What's that bar I like when he talks about, when he said, uh, what he said, he said, he said, fame, fame is more disconnected from celebrity. What was the line? It was something, it was something about celebrity and fame. Don't go hand in hand, you know, but then he was like, um, most of the time he got to ask people what their, what their profession is. That's very true, right? Because celebrity nowadays is like, what the fuck is that? Yeah, put a lyrics up for me because I love this bar. This is, this is a great bar. Where's it at? Hit more, Taylor. You ain't heard none of the song shows? I probably had it on. I think I think we were playing a little bit when we were in Columbus. But, um, yeah, more Taylor. There you go. Now scroll down. I see, but you not hearing the records is what I'm talking about. There was a time you couldn't miss the Drake record, right? I could. Oh, okay. Yeah, I'm not like a huge music head with like, I need to listen to it, but I admire his, his greatness. Like, it's unbelievable what he's done to stay at the top of. Oh, yeah. Yeah. No, it is, man. It is. This line, these days, fame is disconnected from excellence. Half the time I got to ask n words what their profession is. Usher than a generation and these are where my confessions live. I could do a whole podcast on just that one line. These days, fame is disconnected from excellence. You know what I mean? Because you got so many people that have so much celebrity, you know what I mean? Or so much notoriety, or even infamy. And you don't even know what the fuck they do. Yeah. Gotta ask people what they, what you know what I'm saying, what it is that you do. So, you know, Drake is gonna always Drake. I was just asking a simple question. And you know, the internet takes things and run with it. And they said, I said Drake fell off. I never said Drake fell off. I always said Drake is Drake. And I also never even questioned whether Drake can do what he does on the charts. I just wanted to Drake have another level. So this is a freestyle. It's another level, man. It's another level of lyricism to me. This is a perfect example where you should just admit your hypocrisy because on this very podcast. Well, I was, I mean, it's not even a podcast. On this very podcast, a few months back, you were like, it's done for Drake. I think the Drake era is over. Yes, you did. Some will go fine. Some will go fine as shit. You said the Drake era is over. But I just said that. No, I said, I said, I asked the question. Is the Drake era over? No, no. This is months ago. You said it was over. You're like, it's over for Drake. No, I didn't. No, I didn't. You did. But yo, just admit you're an hypocrite. You questioned it and then you thought about it. Like, I think so. I questioned it and then I thought about it based off the fact that we know he dominates radio. But radio doesn't reflect what's actually happening in the culture a lot of the time. It was when he made that song that came out with like a TikTok dance and nobody started. No, I hated that. But that's when I was really, I was just pissed off because, but here's the thing and I want y'all to remember this, right? It's not just with Drake. It's with any great, right? We love the reason we don't want Tom Brady to retire. Tutsi slide. It's because Tutsi slide. The reason we don't want Tom Brady to retire is because we really want to see how great this motherfucker could be. Can he do it again? Exactly. So when you see somebody with that kind of potential, you like the fuck are you doing making Tutsi slide? Wasn't that my take? You know what I'm saying? Even though, even though- Didn't I say this shit ain't gonna catch on? It did though. It was number one song in the country. I don't know. Hey, but look, I'm hypocritees, bro. It's all good, dude. That's not hypocrisy, though. That's just being wrong. I'm wrong. Listen, I'm liberated in my hypocrisy. All I'm saying is liberate yourself, bro. Just liberate yourself. Just take the plunge, bro. Let me baptize you in hypocrisy. No, because I'm still standing on it because now I'm expecting even more, right? Because I heard this Lemon Pepper freestyle and I'm like, all right. And I like that What's Next record a lot, too, because he's basically saying, hey, I've done this and that, but we just got to see what's next. You know what I mean? I don't know what- We just got to see what's next. And I like that just because that's how the universe works, right? Like, sometimes you just got to let things flow. But I am expecting a classic from Drake, which certified loverboy. I'm putting that kind of pressure on him because he had a decade of dominance, right? And certified loverboy is coming. He's at that point in his career where he's playing with house money. Only thing he has to do is deliver us excellent. And by the way, Drake is a stand-in himself, right? So Drake, the Drake that we have right now is enough. But I know it's another level. I know it's another level. What makes the classic? What do you mean? What makes the classic? What makes it? Are you comparing it to these? No, I'm not comparing it. Only thing I'm comparing it to is the fact that Jay-Z definitely did get better with time. You know what I'm saying? Even people like Lil Wayne, later in their career, they was giving us some of the best stuff. That whole young money era started. And that, shit, that might have been Wayne's second or third win in the game, actually. You know what I mean? Or even Nas, which is still mad. Jay-Z gave us the black album like 10 years into his career. You know what I mean? It's just like, these are the people that I'm looking at and I'm comparing Drake to because he is one of those. Would you rather have Drake's career or Jay-Z's career? Jay-Z. Jay-Z. Oh, but I mean, listen, I'm older. You know what I'm saying? So that's the generation I grew up in. But I would rather have Hov's because Hov has a very undeniable catalog. I mean, Drake's catalog is undeniable, too. But it's just like, it just feels like Hov's catalog still means a little bit more. A little bit more meat. You know, and I mean, like, Hov is known as the goat. He's the greatest of all time. Drake even said on one of those leak records, it's just me and Hov. You know what I mean? Which I still disagree with because I don't know why y'all be disrespecting Kung Fu Kenny so goddamn much like Kendrick Lamar. It's not a problem. And I cannot wait until Kendrick Lamar drops his next album so y'all can start the West Coast dick-licking because that's what y'all want to do because that's the era that we live in. Somebody sent me a message the other day because I saw Bakker, one of Drake's man, he put Drake doing the one, two, three and he added me, see the God and he put Zippit. And somebody put, stop comparing that shea butter ass rapper Kendrick Lamar to Drake. Nobody even thinks about Kendrick no more. Damn, so a person takes four years to actually really craft some dope shit which Kendrick always does. Kendrick takes his time, right? And we know Kendrick gonna come out and shift culture. He gonna be on the cover of every magazine. He gonna be on every talk show he chooses to be on. He gonna dominate award season. Everybody gonna be on his dick like they always do rightfully so because we know he gonna come with some shit and then everybody's whole conversation is going changed. Like, oh no, yeah Kendrick is the guy. Kendrick is the man. Yeah, he's been the man. Recency bias is called. What's it called? Recency bias. It happens in fightsports a lot. Like if you get a big knockout then everybody's like, oh, he's a problem. It's gonna happen. This guy's gonna win a title, blah, blah, blah. And then you get knocked out and everybody's like, oh yeah, he never had it. So we got recency bias with everything? 100%. And by the way, I might have had recency bias with Drake the past couple of years because Scorpion came out 2018, had a lot of dope records on it. You know, some people was like, oh, it should have been a double album. He had some really good records, some records that was just like, eh. And then, you know, he stayed consistent, of course, because he always does features and stuff but then you give us Tootsie Slide. I'm like, man, I'm not. If this where you're going, we can't know, bro. No, no, no. You too dope for that. That bring him back, that bring him back. Give Tootsie Slide to some kid in Toronto. That's 12. Yo, you know what I just realized, bro? Yeah. Tootsie Slide is fire, bro. I know you've heard it before. Yo, that might be Drake's best song, bro. That dance slaps too. Man, shut up, man. Right foot up, left foot slide. I heard that before. Right foot up, left foot slide. Macarena, black macarena. That's not the fucking macarena. Did you just call it the black arena, bro? No, the black macarena. That's not. Question. It's more to Electric Slide. But shout out to Drake. Congratulations. We're waiting for certified lover boy. I'm expecting a classic, all right? Pressure's on. But it's like I said on Breakfast Club, he's the bar. So when you put your, when you're the bar and you set your own standard, you know, hey, you put that pressure on yourself. Can Tom Brady come in next season and just make the playoffs? What we expecting Tom to do? One again. Honestly, I expect nothing of Tom Brady just because he's so fucking old. He's done it already. But yeah, you're right. We assume he's going to win. I would be expecting LeBron to do in his later years. Yeah. Yeah. Like we're looking at those guys because we want rings. You're like, yo, you got to win a ring, Brian. That's the standard for you, Brian. There's only one standard for you. Yeah, that's a good point. Brady, there's only one standard for you. Drake, there's only one standard for you. Like, sorry. It's your fault for being great. That's your fault for being great. That's your fault for being great. I wonder why they don't root for it. They don't root down on what are they doing, like boxing or so. They want to root for or they don't want to root for Mayweather. What are you talking about? You know, people give Mayweather flak or not flak, but they wish that he doesn't win. Oh, that's because of his attitude. Yeah. Like Drake's a nice guy, so he's easy to root for. Even though he's really a demon on the low, but he's a nice guy. You know what I'm saying? You think he's a demon on the low? Yeah, why? Oh, no, he's petty. What do you mean? Of course he's petty. Oh, no, he's petty. I mean, I actually appreciate his level of petty. Like, why would he do? I'm that level of petty, too. You know, he's just like limit. I remember everything. I remember everything. I feel like he squashes beef, so like moves on. Man, that's what you think. I do, too. That's what I say. Put in my mind. Got one more. And actually, that's what I enjoy more now than anything. Really? Nobody got to know. Yeah. Oh, I love that. I love this Charlemagne. I love petty Charlemagne. I just love it. I love... Always be like that. Oh, my God. I love petty people with disposable income. There is nothing better than petty and disposable income because the levels that you can go with the petty are so high. So high. Hey, man. Hey, man. It's fun. It's fun. And the best part about it, honestly, you really don't have to do anything. All you got to do is just sit back, let people play theyself. And then you just... Yeah, flick them off. That's all. No, don't spend all this energy. Just wait. Be calm. So you're saying that I shouldn't have put doodle on my boss's coat? No, you shouldn't have put doodle on your boss's coat. Listen, do y'all motion y'all balls? What? Do y'all motion y'all balls? No. We talked about this with Shaq because Shaq, somebody was putting icy hot on Shaq's thighs and they got a little too close and they put it on his balls. And I don't know how we got on the discussion, but there was this discussion about guys lotioning their balls. I'm like, who lotions they balls? I tried to jerk off with icy hot once. That was terrifying. Good job. I don't know, I didn't have any Vaseline and at that time in my life, I was wacking off with Vaseline and I see how it looked like Vaseline. You're a masochist, bro. Yo. So I started jerking and the shit was mad cold in the beginning and I was like, oh, that's weird. It's kind of freezing cold. Is that the first time you used it? First time I used it and then when my dick got fire, it got super hot. Yeah, that was a little crazy. That was. Have you ever used the icy hot condom? Say what? There's icy hot condom. No, it's not. Yes, there are. Why do you say things like that? There are. Yo, Taylor. Thank you. Taylor. Let me tell you something. Go, go, Taylor. I don't know if you know who you're talking to on this podcast, but the three of us have not used condoms in probably over a decade. So there's no relatability with the condom. A decade. Y'all never seen them in the stores, though? Right here. Look, fire and ice. That's not icy hot. Icey hot is totally different. But you know what I'm saying? It doesn't sound like that. No, I don't. You said it. Icey hot is icy hot. Taylor, you said icy hot. I'm trying to say though. No, we don't. Either way, it does the same thing. Icey hot does. No way. Are you serious? You know what icey hot does? Yes. Icey hot burns. That's why Shaq had to go in the shower and wash it off. Well, it's not going to burn, but it goes to cold and fire. You've had somebody use that on you? Yes. And what does it feel like? It felt just like I just said. Cold and... Oh, on you it did. But what about us? I don't know what does feel. So that's just for the woman's pleasure. It goes on y'all though, so I don't know. How you don't know? You used it. I'm not a fucking nigger. Yo, chill out. He didn't tell you that he'd feel it? Like, this is a new condom. He not going to tell you that he'd feel this? You're not fucking nigger. Is that his name? Taylor? If you said it, it sounded like a name. Taylor, I'm fucking nigger. Icey hot on the inside or the outside? Icey hot white. I'm sorry. Yeah, go ahead, Shaq. What's his last name? Is icey hot on the inside or the outside? Of the condom. Because once I took one of those numbing condoms, you know the numbing ones? It makes your dick numbs, you know, come fast, but I put the shit on backwards. I don't know that. You never heard about those? Oh yeah, there's condoms that make you last longer, so it numbs your dick. But I put the shit on backwards so I have to flip it with my fingers. That's the condom period. But everything is in a condom period? Yeah, nobody got time for that shit. I'm like, wait, what? I don't need to, that's the whole point of wearing a condom. Wearing a condom till you go last. Exactly. Yeah, well, I needed to wear condoms on condoms. Well, your boy was out here. But nah, it gets worse. So what happened was I put the condom on backwards at first, wouldn't roll down, so then I had to flip it. But now I got all the numbing shit all over my fingers. So then when I touched the girl's pussy, her shit started to numb up. So now we're both numb. We're like some fucking Ken and Barbie dolls and fucking, it's stupid. She didn't even know you put it in. Say what? She didn't even know you put it in. No, we're just sitting there, rubbing back and forth. Like fucking Cardi B and Meg the Stallion just feeling absolutely nuts. You might as well just scissor at that point. Let's do some asking idiots, man. Let's do it. I gotta get the jersey. Perf. You ready, Taylor? Of course not. Hey, stop Asian hate. Yeah, man. Asians are cool. Yo, we gotta stop Asian hate, bruh. That's right. I'm doing that for myself. I really did that for my man, Chris Monroe. You know what I'm saying? Yo, Chris, what's the deal, bro? Tell us about this Asian hate. We see people posting on Instagram, so it must be real. Yeah, unfortunately. Well, and what is what is like, how do they qualify it? Like it's for COVID, right? They think that Asians are the ones that bought COVID. Are some stupid shit like that? They've been had the math named for COVID. And, you know, people are generally taking out frustrations and whatever they're feeling on random Asians. And the another way they qualify it is there's been an uptick in violence. So there's an uptick. I'm going to tell you something, man. Here's the thing about COVID. There's really nobody to blame for COVID, Joe. You can blame, you know, Trump for how he responded to it. But there's, I mean, it's the act of God. It's biological warfare. It's like this shit happens sometimes. I was listening to what the fuck was I listening to? Is it an act of God or is it biological warfare? Because those are two very different things. I don't know. That's what I'm talking about. It's an act of God. You know what I mean? But I was watching. I was listening to something in an audio book and they were talking about some reindeer carcasses that were in the Arctic and they were frozen. But then when the ice cap started to melt and the carcasses started to rise, like this disease came from the carcasses. I don't remember what disease it was. Measles. But it's just like, what do you do? Who do you blame for that? Santa Claus? It's reindeer? No, you can't blame. I mean, if it looks like it came from a lab and it got leaked from the lab, then that's one thing. But if it just happened naturally, you can't really blame people for like a disease popping up. But you can blame the countries and governments for how it was handled and a lack of disclosure of information. And the Chinese government is a bunch of pieces of fucking human garbage. And I don't think that they really... We can't say that. That's saying, stop Asian hate jokes. Hey, the American government is a bunch of pieces of human garbage. They're all garbage. But my point is, we do this thing where we're like, I don't know, people feel like you can't be critical of the Chinese government in some way that's racist. And it's like, no, it's not racist. They're fucking pieces of shit. They're like exterminating groups of people out there. Chris, is that true? I don't know. I don't know anything about it. Dude, there's nobody that hates the Chinese government more than Chris's Taiwanese family. The end of the Chinese government. Okay. Okay. I think the issue is that a lot of Asian Americans, people in Asia, have absolutely nothing to do with a connection to the Chinese government or even fans of the Chinese government are, you know... I agree. Get in the front of this. That shit is wrong and shit not happening. I'll tell you something right now. If I'm out in the street and I see you knocking an old person down, I don't care what color they are. We gonna beat this shit out of you. I don't care if it's a black old woman, an Asian old woman, Jewish old woman. If I see you do what I be seeing y'all do to these old people on Instagram, we're gonna do you dirty. We'll have fun that day. That's right. I'm gonna see how many pushes I really did. That's right. I'm gonna be honest with you. I'm gonna call the police, bro. I'll call the police. I'm gonna call the police. I just... I'm gonna call them too, you know? I'm gonna call them too, but in the moment, we gotta rescreen them. Yeah. And in the process of rescreening them. Something happened. Something happened. Sorry, Mr. Officer. We held them here for you. You know what I'm saying? I don't know what diseases you got. I don't know why Waxfly is open. What you saying? I'm just saying like, I don't know what diseases these motherfuckers got. Some crackhead came up to me yesterday trying to sell me a sweatshirt for five dollars and he was like getting all close and stuff. And I was like, I don't know. And it was just weird. I'm like, I can't fight you because you probably got AIDS or something. So I don't want to do that. Can't do it. So crazy people, like someone who's crazy enough to just punch a fucking old person in the street, like those motherfuckers weird me out. I'd rather get in a bar fight with somebody. We do what we got to do. It's fine. But literal crazy. That is next level. Terrifying. It's certain ways that you can sit there and beat them up without getting touched. Yeah, with a back. We figured that out. Yeah, we figured it out. But I'm telling you right now, that shit pisses me off. When I see people fucking with people that are helpless, like kids. Oh, man. Yeah. Old people, boy. That shit, I like, yeah. All that's all. You see an old lady get kicked in the head on a train? Come on, man. Man. And how do you stand around and watch that type of shit happen? Nah, bro. Nope. Nope. What did she say? She said, for me, she said she's an older lady getting her ass kicked. But what? For what? For some young fuckers, too, I bet. There was some young black dude that was actually doing it, too. See? We beat the shit out of him. Yeah. I don't care. Race. The race don't got nothing to do with it. That certain shit. His certain lines that you just don't cross. Kids, older people. Nah. I don't give a fuck. I will not be going to get you dirty. Got you. Let's do some asking that he is telling. Get out of here. Give us two good ones, please. Um, Marcus, Marquise Alley, when you guys journey, what was the time when you knew you were in the right path before you? Like a con for that me? When I get passionate about something, when I get really excited about something, when I can't stop thinking about it, when I'm out to eat with my girl, I can't stop thinking about it. When I'm working out, I can't stop thinking about it. Like, when my brain is locked in and I start to find, well, I just call it the address. You know, I would say that you can't get anywhere unless you know the location you're trying to get to. So once I get an address, once I lock in, that is the moment. So that's happened multiple times, I guess, in my career. But once I find an address, bro, I'm excited. There's just a sensation that's there I love. Yeah, I feel it. I feel the same way. It's just a feeling, man. And you don't realize that until you've had a lot of W's. You know what I'm saying? And you got your older and you got something to look back on. Like, I'm sure if you're... I'm sure, like, if bronze in a game, he knows when the momentum is shifting his way and they bought the win. You know what I'm saying? It's kind of the same thing. You just know. I can't describe it. It's just, you just know, man. Just be happy to be alive. Be happy to be alive. Know that right there is very important. That's the thing I've really learned. It's just like, all this shit pretty much moves effortlessly. You know what I mean? Like, but to Andrew's point, it's like, you get that shit in your stomach that passion just go towards that. I don't give a fuck what it is. Podcast, do it. Comedy, do it. You want to write something? Do it. You know what I'm saying? You feel like I need to go to school to be an engineer? Do it. Whatever. Whatever the fuck it is. You're going to feel it in your stomach. Once you go towards it, it's going to be hard. It's going to be difficult, but it eventually will pay off whatever it is. For a chairman, Ken, he wants to know, are artists any type of art music required to do more than just use their art for social justice movement to prove they really care or should people just expect artists to use their art and anything outside of that? You can't tell an artist how to paint. That's why he's an artist. Like, when you're an artist, you make whatever it is you feel like making. Like, I think throat baby is art. You know what I mean? Just like I think Kendrick Lamar, we're going to be all right as art. Oh, you never heard Throw Baby? No. By BRScast? Throw Baby. I want to give them to you. Throw Baby. I thought it was Throw Baby. Throw. Whatever you want to say in jail, Wex. You know what I mean? It's all good. It don't even matter. You know what I'm saying? I ain't going to jail. I'll be all right. I got a badge. But Throw Baby, okay. Like, Throw Baby's not no song about social justice or anything. It's just a song about head. That's a good art, though. You know what I'm saying? Like, I don't think everything has to have a message, so to speak. Some shit is just funny. You know what I mean? I don't think everything has to have a message in it. Yeah, I'm with you on that 100%, man. Like, people are going to create the art that they want to create that's coming from a real place. And if it resonates with the rest of society, then it will become popular. But you can't really tell people what to do with their art, especially if they're not asking you to tell them. Just do whatever you want to do. And if it links up with the curiosity of the time, then shit, you're going to have some success. I've got a question based on the hypocrisy. All right. Would love that. I feel like I asked you this, but someone said, when was the last time our belief on something changed? What's the last time you're believing? Shit, every day. Every day. Well, when was the last time? But what was it, though? Shit. I don't fucking know. You're my girl, love me. See, your girl, love you. What is that? The day she loved me today, too, again? I mean, listen, even in the... Like, me and Schultz sitting here talking and having this podcast, I'm sure when I... If I go back and listen to it, it's something I thought coming into it that I may think otherwise. You know what I'm saying? Like, when you have conversations with people every day and you're taking in new information, your mind going to change on things. I'm headed to a meeting right now. I got a certain expectation of things, but my mind may be totally different once I get there. You know what I mean? Like, I just... You know? Like, my mind changes every day. I just told y'all about that. I just said a few months ago asking, is this still the Drake air? I wasn't sure. Yeah. Now? Now, I'm not all the way... 100% But you're leaning into it. No, not really. I'm, you know, I'm solid in my hate. You know what I'm saying? So, you know what I'm saying? I'm like... I'm an indigo sativa hybrid. You know what I mean? I'm solid, too. Like, man. That's a good one. Congratulations, but... I'm gonna leave you that. Yeah, right? Congratulations, but he could have cheated. Anybody thought about that? Possible. Ain't no. Have we tested on performance enhancing drugs? Has anybody seen Drake birth certificate? Anybody? We don't know. Just saying. All right. As always, if you listen to this podcast, if you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant, you're absolutely right. But if you listen to this podcast, and you think we're just a couple idiots who don't know shit, you're right, too. It's the brilliantest podcast. Thank you for listening. Peace.