 This is Coach Elliams. After being blackballed from the NFL, she has a goal to be the greatest Madden coach of all time. Today she will be calling every single play that I run and dictating the entire game. Wish her luck. Elle, what would you say your philosophy is as a coach? Running doesn't win games. Elle does not believe in the run game. That is for sure. So Elle's gonna be doing everything here except for literally handling the controller. She'll tell me who to pass to. She'll tell me what plays to run. She'll tell me who to use on defense. Who to tackle, when to tackle. But this is your team. Is there anything you don't like or do like? I want Jason Kelsey to start. How do you know Jason Kelsey? Travis Kelsey? How do you know Travis Kelsey? Taylor Swift. God damn! You mean Travis Kelsey's girlfriend. Can you even imagine where Travis Kelsey's girlfriend would be if Travis didn't put her on the map? Okay, so Jason Kelsey is starting. That is now the fact. Is there anything else you'd like to switch? See, the problem is Barry Sanders, I know him. Jamar Chase, I know him. But they're lower numbers. So I guess just frickin' run it. All right, well, I have good news for you, Elle. Here's what you're gonna be coaching for us today. So we're not gonna be playing one full game because I think that'd be no fun. I think it'd be more fun to play multiple games. Are you cool with that? This is college overtime rules. I'm sure you know college overtime rules being the coach that you are. Would you like to explain it to everyone? Yeah, basically if each team gets one drive to score a touchdown or a field goal in the top score wins, this event is only good through January 11th. Okay, college overtime. We're gonna be playing college overtime so we can play a bunch of different people. The way college overtime works in real life, we each get an opportunity to score. We're starting this game on defense, okay? So you gotta call our defensive play. What formation do you like? Big nickel. And what do you wanna run? Cover four quarters. All right, cover four quarters. Who do I use her? The guy that is on right now, Murray. Murray. I wasn't on Murray. I'm on Murray now. Dude, if you were on Murray, get up! Get up! Dude, Murray's fucking bent. Pull Murray out of the game, Murray. Pull Murray out. All right, Murray's getting pulled. We can put in DiMario Davis, Ted Hendricks, or Blags. Blags. I'm on Blags. Is that who you want? First and goal, you gotta let me know what to do, Coach. Coach, tell me what to do! You are one of those. Coach of the year! Bitch made. Boy. Bitch made, boy. So we're starting on offense, Coach. What formation would you like? Gun split, close, HB wheel. Halfback wheel. This is a gnarly play, honestly. All right, Coach. I am only going to throw to whatever button you tell me to do. Just tell me a button now, and I'll click and hold it. Beak. Well, let's never do that play. Let's never do that. Halfback slip screen. Hey, Coach. There is only one person I can throw to on this, so I will throw them to it. I will throw it to them. Slip screen. Shoot it! Dude, block, you guys. Dude, it was a great play. They just literally did not. It's 3rd and 4th tee now. We got to get in range. Coach, where am I throwing, Coach? You don't know yet, but we'll find out. Okay. Oh, shit. No! I thought it was a crossing route. I thought it was a crossing route. He sat down on it. Okay, I thought it was a, guys, if that was a cross or it was a dot, I didn't realize it was a hitch. I need my quarterback to be able to take charge. I need my quarterback to have the confidence to throw to the correct player without me and his ears saying, B, B, B. I just need you to know. That's what a good NFL quarterback does. All right, Coach is calling a pass. Coach is calling Hail Mary. Gold post! Coach is calling Gold post. Oh my God. That's actually a goal. What a goal! Coach, it was a fucking year, huh? That was honestly gnarly. Like, what's hilarious is that actually destroys that cover. Dude, get excited. Go! Get excited, Herbert. Okay, now this is important. This is college overtime. Do you want to kick a PAT or do you want to go for 2? I like to play the little risk game. You want to go for 2? All right. All right, L, you've got to pick the play that we go for 2 with then. All right, Coach. Trust. That was our beat. What did I not know? Good job. Good job. Good job. Good job. Okay, so. What a great call. All right, now here's what he has to do. He has to score a touchdown and get the two-point conversion. Then we go into second. Why did you just pick the defense? Why did you do that? Shit. I tried to get a penalty. Were you better? Sorry, Coach. I got a snack. I didn't mean to. I tried to get a penalty. Sorry, Coach. I'm sorry, Coach. I want nickel. Nickel? I don't want number 3 stock. Coach, that is exactly what I called last time. Are you aware of that? Second and 23, Coach. She dotted that shit. Let's do overstorm grade. Okay. Let's just fucking rush this corner. All right. All right. All right. I'm going on peppers. I'm gonna go make them shit as fancy as that. Get him. Get him. Get him. Okay. It's okay. He's not in the end zone yet. What if they run it, L? You don't believe in the run. Oh, they don't either. He's open. Yeah, but we still won, though. And he's not. If he goes for 2, so really we gotta clutch up on defense. Yes. So if he goes for 2 and we stop him, we win. If he goes for 2 and gets it, we go into another overtime period. It's the same guy. Do you want 60 pinch, 60 pinch or 60 pinch? I don't know if he's running yet. I feel like this is a pass. Did we play again? We keep going? I actually mirrored that. Time goes on. I full blow mirrored that. We have a chance. We're in double overtime now, baby. All right. So now we play defense to start. But it's okay. Even if he scores, we get an opportunity to score. Why did you pick the defense again? I called the timeout coach so that you can pick. You could go by formation. You could go concept. It's up to you. Dollar. BB fire, too. You can be someone else if you want both. Thanks, coach. I like. Ooh. That was nice. That was really nice. Very close, coach. Let's go cover one Robert Brown. I'm going to go on salt and pepper. Oh, he's running. Get his ass. That's why you don't run. You want to prevent. I want to prevent them from scoring. Okay. So let's just straight up prevent 3D. You ain't getting nowhere in your mind, baby. This is a questionable way to go. But it could work. He's got nobody. Good defense. Fourth and four. If he doesn't get four yards here, we win. You can pick one of those. You can pick your own. It's up to you. Let's do cover four poms. You can be anyone. Tight end attack. Cut to the left. Show vote. No. Show vote. Show vote. Show vote. This is a good time. But we clutched up. You just got a thousand muck coins by me so much. Yeah, a thousand muck coins will get you jacked dick. Thanks. I want jacked dick on my team. What is this? Let's go shot save clock. Definitely got to save the clock here in the overtime period. We do. With no clock. No, I like it, coach. Everything you've done so far is okay. Dude, if Cooper. Go X. You're so right. You're so right. Fucking shit. Dude. How did you see that? I saw it. I don't know how you saw it. All you had to do was be faster than one fucking dude. He was. Holy. Good job. Good call. And I was looking at the same thing. Do you want to go for two? You want to go for one? Fake pat, K-flip, pass. So what this is, is it looks like I'm kicking it, but we're actually going to fucking roll out. Done. It's actually possible. It's actually possible. He's sold. That's the problem with that play though, is you have this bozo ass kicker, the least athletic, most useless position in football out there throwing the ball. That's what you're supposed to say. No, honey. You are a kicker. Kickers are. Wow. All right, coach. We can't let them in the end zone. They get in the end zone. Cover three buzz scene. If they get in the end zone, they win, coach. Dude, buddy's fucking. He throws a pick. No, it's good. We picked them off. Oh. Oh. Did you think I threw that? You're kind of cracked up. Well, it's really, I can take you to the mountain, but I can't make you climb it. What? I'm bringing you to the river. Dude, you could take a horse to water, but you can't make it drink. No, I was just going to say that. There's a bunch of different ones. I was going to say I took you to the river, but I can't make you drink the water. I'm taking you. Hey, hey, hey. You made that one up. I think you made the mountain one up. I'm being a coach. I'm taking you to the mountain with my plays, and you have to climb the mountain of victory by successfully carrying out my plays. Now run cover nine show two, and let's drink the water. I'm climbing another fucking mountain right now. All right, this guy actually has a squad. We might get fucking down here. Ooh, that was a good play. Yeah, that was a nice play. That's good. Nickel Blitz three. What was that first word? Nickel. Say it again, but with a G. Fuck. This is going to be really tough. Cover three sky, YK, WK. You know what? Sometimes you have to be paired against people that are better than you so that you can grow. Hey, if we score and get the two-point, it goes into another round. So let's just do it. Let's go slot scene. I'm going to put money on RB at the current moment, or maybe Y. Nah, your money is right where it needed to be. One play, Tutty, from Coach. Call the receiver, too, Coach. Yeah, 30 minutes of outside the dungeon time. Well done, Coach. We have to get this two-point conversion. This is absolutely massive. We don't get the two-point conversion. We don't go anywhere. Honestly, let's do Y stick. This looks like it could be fun. All right. I'm going to say maybe X, but B could be... I like X, too, to be honest with you. It's not there, but that is... We have ourselves a ballgame. We got a chance, boys! Dude, that guy's offense was hot. Holy shit. Don't have to write any of those. It can always click new plays. I want to go drag verticals. It'll really roll them off their rock. Drag verticals. This is an interesting one. Y could be... Y or X, I think. B. B will open. It may have been. I'm sorry, Coach. Mesh spot Y. Okay, so Coach, here's what you have. Okay? That's the concept. You have players meshing across each other. Y and A. You got to check down out of B. You got a wheel route out of the running back. Basically, a clear out. Addison's a clear out. It's going to be A or Y, and I got to delay a game. It's between A and Y, Coach. You got to call it for me, okay? Why? Oh, Coach, you dirty dog. That was sketchy, Coach. All right. Do you want to do choice smash? Salem, shallow cross drive. Mesh, slot cross curl. Double moves, levels. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Stutter goes. You want to run stutter goes on the 11th, Coach? Why? Why? Why? Honey, he's fucking blanketed. I could not throw that. That shit was lured. Do you want Hail Mary? Hail Mary? Globe post or shot save call? Hail Mary, Hail Mary. Oh, shit. Oh! Wait, that's not even who I throw it to. I threw that ball to RB. Tony G is A, and he fucking took it from Tyreek for the touchdown. We're forced to go for two. We can't even go for one. You want to run the ball? We're doing it. You're going to be so mad when this doesn't work. I respect it, though. We got to keep him out of the end zone. We lose. X. Michael Blitz? Aught he's pulling out the RPOs. Yeah, get sacked. Get tackled, I think. Cover three buzz seed. Oh! This looks like another RPO to me, honestly. It is. Dude, go the fuck outside. This guy smells like shit. How did you let him through? That's not how it works. It's literally like the cheesiest, saddest play call in the game. But it worked against our well-thought-out defense. Yeah, that's actually the point, is it works no matter what you do. He's running the exact same thing, Ellen. I'm going to be honest. I don't think there's anything we can do about it. Stop him. Break some other clipboard. Well, wait a minute. It's not actually over because he's forced to go for two. You can run. Four, three, three, four. Prevent. You want to run? Prevent. I want... Why? One double buzz against this guy running RPO chees. Dude, it was Mann. Who was his Mann? Was it you? It might have been. You live and you learn. I'm not going to lie. You almost just beat like an actual basement dweller. Buddy needed stretch alert bubble against the girl coach. Come on, bud. TTV. Oh, here we go. DB Fire too. Low-key admitted evens. He might have auto-selected us something since we ran out of time. He just ran RPO Peaks Own Bubble. This is an MMG supporter that we are playing. That or he's actually running RPO Peaks Own Bubble unironically in 2024. Is Buddy just going to run the RPOs all day too? How did I get stuck in the RPO Pussy's lobby? It worked. Dude, this is either an MMG supporter or he's just diabolical. He's still in monster. What do you want to run? Cover one member press. That's the same play I just read. He's running monsters. It's the formation he's running. Fourth and goal, L. If we can stop him for two more yards, we win. You think the play I just did can do it? It's up to you. You're a coach, honey. I want Casino Blitz for all of you that use prize picks. I think he throws the RPO now, right? Isn't that what he does here? Yeah. I think he doesn't hand this off. Yeah, he is. I don't know what the fuck he's doing. He's totally honest. Get out! Let's go, coach! All right, coach. You could win the game by kicking field goal, or you could really rub it in and actually score a touchdown as well. Let's do a Hail Mary. You want to run Hail Mary? Yeah. So you are aware that you could win the game just by kicking? I want to run a Hail Mary. All right. Remember earlier in the video I said I like to be risked. Let's do goal post. This is the one that we threw a laser beam on. Tell him. Hey, look at that free form, fraud. You wouldn't know a dot if it hit you across your fucking face. You wouldn't know how to throw a laser if it sucked you in your asshole. Say you wouldn't know a fucking playbook if it whooped you in your ass. Tell him. Right now. Say you wouldn't know a fucking goal post scene beater free form inside. Click on aggro right in front of the safety if it sucked you right off. Tell him. That's what you get for monster sacking against me. What does that mean? What is your record? I think five and two. Five wins, two losses. Hey, it's a really positive record. Listen, this is what I have to say. Starting out this season, we had some questionable moments. We don't care. You can take a horse to the mountain. But you can't make him climb it.