 Which notorious company fell off the top 10 contributors list to the Linux kernel this year? No idea. Seriously. Oracle? Oracle. Oh man, I dare say, I don't know if I dare say that word. I don't think Microsoft was ever on there, or I could have said that. Microsoft? Oh! That would be Microsoft, I believe. What is a black squirrel wake-up call? No idea. A squirrel? No, actually, I don't know. A black squirrel wake-up call? Tuesday morning where I used to live. Is that a trick question? A nut dropping on its head. It's the codename for the 3.9.6 stable kernel. Oh, 3.9.6. Okay. Sorry, got the wrong squirrel. This must be an American thing. We don't have those in England. What do the letters in UEFI stand for? Oh, this is not fair. There's something to annoy you. A big pain in the arse. You're laughing at me. Universal extensible firmware interface. Excellent. How would you explain forking to your grandma? Very carefully. I would tell her that forking is when somebody wants to help me do my work for me. It's when you take a fork and you put a piece of food on the end and put it into your mouth. Remember that favorite recipe that grandma just always makes? And then somebody has an idea for how they can make that recipe better. They take your recipe and they add a new ingredient and make it their own thing. Taking a cake, dividing it, and then later putting it back together with some raspberry filling. But it wouldn't be called raspberry pie. Oh! Say the first thing that comes to your mind when I say stacked. Salt. Salt stack, open. Open. Open. Pointer. I don't know what that means. Stack pointer. How about cloud? Open. Suisse cloud. How is that for advertising promotion? Linux. Linux tordes and Mbrick Ra Hartman. Huge. Conan. Penguin. Penguin. How many times can you say torbald in ten seconds? Torbank tea. Torbald. Torbald. Torbald. Torbald. Torbald. Torbald. Competessen. program for this?