 I'm gonna fucking pose. So out of jerseys, I didn't even wear a jersey yesterday. It was just a workout shirt. That was my old pole vaulting team. Loser. That's what I was wearing yesterday. Instead though, I did find this. I forgot about this. MSU 1979 national championship and Urban Magic Johnson, the HIV AIDS man himself. And I mean that as a compliment. He clapped so many cheeks that he got AIDS. That's lit. Matthew, you have to stop. Matthew, you're gonna get in trouble. You have to stop. Ladies and gentlemen, today's episode is gonna be crazy. I need to show you this text I got from Denver. Denver texts me, bro. He's freaking out. Denver's always live streaming 2K, by the way, guys. I think he's at 100K. He's almost at 100K. So after this video, make sure you juice them in. I love Denver. He goes, Matt, if you're recording wheel of 2K, you have to open these USA packs. It's like a dark matter in every single pack. So like, I'm so hyped. I was just about to record this video anyway. The only thing is I'm not guaranteed to open packs at any point in wheel of 2K. If I get a rage quit spin, there's a chance I can open packs. And on the wheel itself, there's a chance I can open packs, but there's only three options for opening packs on the wheel. There's one full bundle, which we got before. We got that in episode two. And then there's five times store packs and that's on the wheel twice. So right now we got John Moran, we got Devon Booker. I just noticed you guys were saying I should have had John at point guard and then Lynn Sanity at shooting guard. But now that we have Devon Booker, I don't think that matters as much anymore. You guys were also saying that potentially Thible should be my starting small forward. I just want a big man at my small forward. So now we're three and two. I'm feeling really, really good about that. We're either going to be four and two or three and three after today's episode. We're about to find out. Over the next two days, you will see a wheel of mud playoffs. I know I've like delayed that really far, but to be honest, I just didn't want to post that bad. But I know you guys want to see the conclusion of wheel of mud. All right, I'm done being a little bitch. Let's get this wheel spin in and see how this goes. All right, I need that Denver look. I need that six percent chance. Please take a good shot. It's a shot. Please take a good shot. Oh. White people. That man has the largest penis I have ever seen. Marguerite because of Fourth of July and all that. They have the same USA Pantheon deluxe patch. Denver FaceTime me while he pulled a dark matter Kobe Bryant. It guarantees a Pantheon Team USA player or an invincible card. I think that means that these are gonna be stupidly, stupidly, stupidly juice. I'm almost worried. I'm about to make my team too good. All right, boys. We got five of these. Wish me luck. Dude, I know what the dark matter animation looks like now because of Linsanity. I see something rocking over there. Denver, did you lie to me, bro? Dude, Denver lied to me. What a liar. What a horrible person. I'm just kidding. I think they're just really, really juice. Oh, shit. That's a 98 overall. Oh my God. Wait, what? Bro, I thought that was like a, I guess I don't know what I thought that was. Russell Westbrook. Oh, shit. Wait, bro. I thought that was like a diamond. I saw that animation. I figured it was like a 93 overall. Russell Westbrook has always been one of my favorite point guards in 2K. Let's get a center, bro. Give me a center or a small forward. Let me see that dark matter, baby. I'm gonna get butt. Nick. Hey, well, dude, it's a galaxy opal. It's a 98 overall and my trash dog water cube. Center, center, center, center, center, center, center, center, center, what is it? Did I say point card? Did I just get Russell Westbrook twice? How about it? How about it? How about it? How about it? Give me that cash money. That's not cash money. Denver, you're a liar. Denver, Denver. I'm just kidding. I will pull dark matter. I'm gonna get a dark matter for you. Center, center. No, I did not, bro. No. No way. No, how? How did it go? Don't even, don't, don't, don't, don't you dare say point card. Oh my God. Oh wait, that's somebody else. That's somebody else. He didn't say point card. Oh my God. Oh wait, wait, is that Andy Davis? Okay. Okay. All right. We can tell Andy Davis, yes, sir. Yes, sir. That is okay. It's not a dark matter, but it's usable. Our fifth and final pack, I need the dark matter, Denver. You better not have lied to me. Boom. Let's go. We got the dark matter. All right. Who's it gonna be? Who's it gonna be, baby? Who's it gonna be? We need it. No, not point card. Anything but point card, honestly, and I'll just be so pumped. Come on, baby. 99 overall. Number six. Wait a second. What did I say? I needed a God tier center. We have a dynamic goal to record 12 rebounds and 12 second chance points in a single game by using Patrick Ewing. That's sick. The only thing is I got Anthony Davis and Anthony Davis can't really make this lineup because I want to keep Durkin. So Chris Bosch is coming out for Patrick Ewing for sure. And I think instead of Chris Bosch, I'll put Anthony Davis on the bench. So now it's Anthony Davis and Chris Bosch sub-in for Durkin Patrick Ewing. Russell Westbrook can sub-in at Shooting Guard. All right. So here's a revamped lineup with those. Those packs actually ended up being insane. I got the dark matter I needed. One for five, but still I got what I needed. So I got Ewing as center. Dirk at Power Ford. I still have a 92 overall, small Ford. So Devon Booker, Jha, Jeremy Lin, Russell Westbrook, Thible, Anthony Davis, Chris Bosch coming off the bench. We have a lot of depth. I feel really good about this. Without further ado, what happened? We have to win. We have Patrick Ewing, Anthony Davis and Russell Westbrook on the line. We're three and two. Let's get it, boys. Okay. He's going to start out with a turnover and Dirk's going to cross into lane. Ah, shit. I start out with turnover two. I wanted to get Patrick Ewing a bucket. He's just going to pull one. That ain't it. To the rack? No. Good spacing. All the way, Maras! Let's go! Dude is here all the way. Lull. Oh, yeah, honest. F***. Graphics are so good. I thought Chris was something on the court. Oh, run it. Ewing, baby! Let's see ya! I can't wait to use this Patrick Ewing. I'll start first time using the Magic Unis too. To Dirk for a green! Seven, zero. Dude, this guy literally, what are you doing? Nevermind. I need to stop talking shit. Well, if you're going to on-ball me. Oh, wait. Ewing, dude! I don't get why Ewing doesn't cut to the hoop when I do that. Ewing is a brick wall. You're not getting through there. All right, Yannis, over to Booker for a D! Woo-hoo-hoo! I'm getting better, boys. That's a turnover. Run it up. Easy bucket. It is 12 to three. I want four and two. Charge, charge, charge, charge. Damn, Trae Young looks so realistic. He even got his ugly-ass hair up there. They like perfectly encapsulated his ugly-ass hair. Oh, Ewing! See, like right there, bro. Why doesn't he cut to the hoop? Trae! Shit. Can you like force them to alley-oop? All right, let's just do a little spacing here. Over to, can Ewing hit the three? I bet you he can, bro. Aw. These dark matters always end up having like 93-pointer or something, but it's all good. I'm happy with what we got. Damn. Yup, that's a bucket. I'm dropping 30 with Ewing. All right, I make this series. If I drop 40 points with Ewing, I get to open one more of those packs. This is a slam. Oh, damn it, I keep doing that. Ooh. AD. Good dish to Bosch. Get him jumping, everything. Oh, shit. Horrible shot. And that did not mean to do that. Supposed to be a dunk again. Oh, okay. Okay, it's all good. It's all good, baby. It's gonna be a massacre. Yo, can Ewing hit a three? Can he do it? I got 40 with Ewing to get that extra pack because I got a rich put anyway. It's like this, so you guys can see it. That is solid, actually though. All right, you guys are gonna see this first. I'm not sure if this, I can't tell what it says actually from this angle. Hey, we just got the second best one. So we had 90 KMT1 player and I more or less wasted it last time on Dirk because he was literally 9K. We're not wasting it today. So I want a small forward, right? Let's just look at dark matter, small forward. A Carmelo would be sick, bro. I would love a Carmelo. Anthony Wetwards? I had him last wheel at 2K when he was a rookie for the rookie Premier promo. That's a J, Glen Rice. Wetwards is an option. Mellow is in the price range. I'm doing Mellow, bro. It's so much good posted in within the price range. This is perfect. He's 73K. I love Mellow. Okay, bet. Let's go. This is awesome. I don't know why, but I've always just thought Carmelo Anthony has the cleanest release ever. We'll replace Yannis with Carmelo Anthony. Damn, look at this starting lineup, bro. I want to say Yannis should never get playing time again, but Yannis did hit one of the clutches threes ever in episode two. So I feel bad taking him out. Boys, this episode is what I'm gonna call a massive W because it was a massive W. Thank you so much for watching as always. I'm so glad that worked out how it did. All right, boys. I'll see you after a short intermission for episode seven. I love you. Thanks for watching. As always, peace out.