 Yeah, hi everyone. Hello. So you could see on my end where it says you're live, but it waits a couple seconds Before you see it. Yeah Hey, we're together so excited. We are Leave it getting ready to kick me out yet. No good. Absolutely not. I'm getting ready to hide your passport. Oh, yeah Yeah No, so yeah, no one's sorry about the delay everything went to put really Yeah, he could these amazing ribs and We just had to have had to have them before we started. We have to didn't we? Yeah, we had to yeah It was just amazing. Well, I mean, it's only 326 in Florida right now, but It's 826 here in the UK So I wouldn't have been able to make it had we Kept our regular times, but what we're doing though is we're bringing in a lot of our UK friends that are Weren't previously able to watch our shows. Hopefully you guys are watching now as well. Yeah Yeah, there's a mama. Hi mom. Okay. That's uh, I'm gonna have to go like this With the mouse behind your head So Susie was the first one in hey Susie So castic, yeah, no, that was both of us really knows my sister. Hey Tara. Hi Tara. Oh Yeah, we're here and you guess it minute Technical difficulties. Yeah. Yes, there was but we got this We do Yeah, that was me. I took complete. Yeah No, it was both of us Yeah, I'm Mikey Hi Hi, Lilith. Thanks for joining us. Yes. Ally looks great Yes, and mom of course Hey Vera, I've just done your reading should be in your inbox right now. Yeah Hi to Philippa joining us on Facebook. That's a new name, isn't it? Yeah. Are you new here, Philippa? Thank you for joining us Yeah, if not, we'll get used to your name. Yeah Terry, oh hi Terry. That's a new name, right? Terry's like that bastard Hi Cindy, hi Cindy joining us on Facebook as well. Yeah L.A. Love a girl. I haven't seen you in a while. Good to see you again. See you. Yeah Hey, Sarah Penful. Hi, Sarah. This round the corner. We drove past your house I think the other day Sarah. I was looking for this other lady to drop a present off And so I think we went up your road So if there was a couple of people kind of going look try and look at the numbers and that's us. Yeah Debbie Hempley. Hi Debbie. Nice to finally see you together. Yeah. Well, it's good to be together We love it. Hi Lisa Hey Lisa Hello. Aw, thank you Yeah, we feel very blessed. We are. Thank you. Yeah Hi Joyce So Philippa is yes. Yeah, she is new. Okay. Okay. Well, welcome. Yeah lovely to have you here Yeah We'll let you know in a minute how it all works So yes, and we don't know the balance and Joyce from Scotland. Yes Joyce Yeah, so We do ask if anybody's got any like global messages like You know, what's going on in the world and we and we get their cards out So, yeah, so if anybody does have any questions put them in capitals like, uh-huh. Yeah, so Yeah Oh, you did see us. Oh, she did you did see us. Yeah, you probably thought what is going on with him, too I saw you both at my window Yeah, I was trying to look I was up the wrong street altogether. I was up the wrong street Jeremiah What's up Jeremiah? Yeah, and up three Welcome. Hello. Hi Leanne Joining us from Sydney, Australia Welcome. All right. Oh There's a quick question. Is he dead? I don't know we'll find out Look at the cards No, but that's still a question. Yeah. Yeah, I need I need a piece of paper to put it right next to you Piece of card there and then I've got you. Oh good. Thank you. Yeah, you can be in charge of the mouse. All right, then I'm sorry. I'm still picking Ribs Yeah, still picking him out my teeth. I'm very sorry. It's just good dental floss. I didn't have time did I? There's always time for dental there is like, uh, no, there's not not when you've got to do your hair your makeup You can floss right now on screen Do a dental floss This is how you do it, baby thing. You do it. I already did it. There's nothing in my teeth. My teeth are clean, baby No, so Tara's for that as well Already answered. Oh, okay, so What would the reading you mean? I'll be walking my Marley a Little bit. Oh, that's lovely. Vera's got a new dog for anybody. He doesn't know she's got a new We watched we watched a video the other day called Marley and me We ended up shutting it off at like halfway through it sucked. Oh, wasn't it shot? Yeah, really really bad. It just kept going nowhere Yeah, if anyone's in that film, you know exactly what we're talking about. What was that other one a dog's life a Dog's life was love or a dog's journey dog's journey. I think yeah, we saw them both Those were good. They're good films. Yeah, because they talk about basically reincarnation You keep coming back to make things better and and his job when he passed away His owner said come back and look after CJ who was the daughter his granddaughter granddaughter Yeah, so each time we come back. That's what he did. Yeah looking for that Came back as different kinds of dogs sometimes big sometimes little Sometimes they barely cross paths like at that gas station, but Yeah, I just ruined it for people. I only does that to me all the time He's terrible He's terrible. What he does is he points out something obvious in the film that I've already noticed You did this just to make sure once once twice point And he makes out that it's like it's like I've not seen it and it's so obvious and you know It's gonna come up later in the film and he's Good, you know when it's like you watch the film over and over and over again You know exactly what's coming up. Don't watch a film like that We're gonna have to watch new ones We started watching what did we start to watch fringe is anyone seen fringe? I never heard of it Fringe science two days ago. So yeah, we started what you want to open this work. No, I don't that's time I shop it everywhere Do you still do date? No, I'll just go over to prediction now We what we have to do is condense it all really so we do the chat But we still answer questions as well So yeah, we were doing Tuesdays and Thursday nights, but now we just have it all on Tuesday night Yeah, because Tuesdays on Thursdays, I couldn't keep up with them everything else that I'd Committed myself to I'm just gonna do it. You and committed are two good words to put together You should be crazy ass But I'd be there with you anyway, yeah being committed. Yeah, if you're being committed I am too How rude so you've got the poo team one down. No, I'll go back and I don't I just go back and run down. Oh So check this out This this is the inner child in alley This this remember these as a kid you got these things you pick a color and then you pick a number and You know you do that kind of thing Allie made one of these for me for her anniversary And I just loved it because number one is it's homemade. She made it with her own little hands You'll never find another one like this anywhere Homemade gifts are the best So and then we ended up giving similar gifts Yeah, like I alley Got me this yin yang. I haven't got mine on because it doesn't mean anything to you, but it's to me. Oh It means a lot to me. So I wear it all the time This one and then I gave I gave her this one that she's not wearing cuz she doesn't care Well somewhere around here see what he teases me now I can get him. Yeah The one with a little heart, I know I'm trying to find it. Yeah, it's the other side of that one Yeah, and then we have like male and female ones of this one in the middle Okay, well now she wants to wear it She hasn't worn it since I gave it to her I'm kidding Mom says you're shallow You are you're vain Yeah, that means shallow shallow as a whole bit. It could mean shallow Teres is and now you can give him a punch alley Oh On that little full D origami thing Debbie Hempley says I remember them from back in the day Hi, Bob and Craig Thank you for joining me Ellie can't find the Bracelet I gave her she probably threw it as check the garbage Can't believe you threw it away man You do something nice for someone You're an ass Where were you on the night of June 2nd 1979? Where was I? Let's get ready for graduation Now look at this you like that see that nice shadow That's why I had a facing down Do you want me to change it? No, I'll do it. Don't worry about that Is that brave enough look at you if you look like an estimate I Have nothing to say That'd be that then don't ask the most rub noses to keep warm Because they've always got cold like you Yeah, I've been I've honestly he came here and I've got a cold Chesty, yeah, not good bad It's ours is there you go Ali I'm kicking we kick in Mama. Yeah, we kick in. Hi, body. Thank you for joining. You're together again. It's from Sacramento Oh, okay. Yeah, where's Sacramento, California, California? Okay, California. Hey, oh kicking kidding kidding and kicking It's a new name cat. Hi. How are you? From from Dudley in the UK see we figured we'd get more It's more on their time. Yeah on our time. Yeah So we're a lot earlier today on the east coast of US and Central West But it's accessible for UK people right now at least that the show is You want to answer that? It says your question The official The official sound of disgust is Oh It is honestly in the UK it's been the wettest few days For a long time in one go raining wet raining raining raining raining Days in a row you look at the extended forecast rain every day. Yeah, usually we have a bit of Relapse see it's like polarity and duality, you know, you got sunny every day in Florida rain every day in UK so it kind of balances out That's why I still have a tan and I'm always gonna be this but I've got this orange tape that goes over My my things. She's even wider than this. Yeah, because the orange tape means Whiter than that. Yeah, that's true But I'm gonna be just as white as you by the end of the month. I'll lose my tan Yeah Yep, hardly darling hardly Happy anniversary, happy anniversary Oh, so it's on your birthday happy birthday happy anniversary birthday. Yeah. Yes Yeah, we had a nice anniversary. It was lovely. We did really lovely wouldn't it? You made me a card It's great charcoal the lumps of charcoal that I was telling you about He didn't get me charcoal No, I don't even know what charcoal is he has to explain to me what he meant by charcoal. It's a what? No, we'll have a barbecue What was a couple of bits of charcoal? Yeah? No, it's not Hi, Celia Hey Celia. Hello Love from New Zealand. Gosh, you're all over the place today. We got the whole globe covered Yes, perhaps we should do it early sometimes anyway. I think so just sometimes a while Hi Beth, thank you Hi, Beth Get well soon Ali hot lemon and ginger there you go. Okay. I haven't got any of it No, I should get some in Greg had to go on the supermarket three times today Didn't you I did Hi, Michelle Together You can tell how excited we are so happy it was worth going in the last time because one thing we forgot was We we had the dry rub for the ribs. We had all the spices we needed, but we didn't have nothing to do with it We didn't have barbecue sauce. I say we for us all the time doesn't matter. Well Yeah, it's the royal way Wee-wee. Wee-wee. We Let's see you two together in the same place. Congrats. Thank you. So It's Danny. Hi Danny. Hey Danny. I heard it was a great success Or went really well the the conference. Mm-hmm. Yeah, Greg did amazing. Didn't you I did good really enjoyed it Thank you. Yeah Very grateful. Hopefully Danny Yeah Yeah, I wish I was there Man, yeah, it would have been awesome. Yeah Hi Tamara. Hey Sending love. Yeah. Thank you. Tomorrow. Thank you. Hi, Roshanti Love that name. Hi, Roshanti It's lovely. You can't drink pineapple juice. Can you? No, it sets off my highest it's earlier Yeah, it wasn't working Yeah, I love pineapples. It's great for colds and coughs Yeah, I don't know it just sets off. I don't know if it's my gallstones because I've got the gallstones too Could be that. Hi Heather. Hi Heather We're going to France. That's what we're doing for our yeah our anniversary Yeah, our anniversary gift. Yeah. Yeah, we're going to France. We're going to France. Yes With my brother and his wife. Oh, yeah, we love Lee So we have a welcome aboard normally. Yeah, we're on I think we're going to bruise It bruise and it's called bruise. Is that right? Yeah, thank you Tara. Oh Thank you everyone. Thank you. Yeah, if you can hit the hit that button, that'd be great and share Mummy's saying hi Danny as well. You missed that one. I'm burning my behind Hi to the other new name Chris So glad to see you back together. No, Chris isn't new. No, Chris is the lovely lady that I did a live reading for okay Yeah, well, she's new to here. No, no, I haven't seen that name before on here. You did a live reading for yeah She's been on before. Okay. All right. I believe you. What do you say Chris? You've been on here before Yeah, oh a lot of people they just don't necessarily speak But it's nice when they do talk and I'll try to remember your name. Yeah, it's difficult though Sometimes we just we get we it's like you so you remember a name and I don't sometimes yeah Guy of pristine. I don't know if I remember that one. Of course you don't I Don't Guys joining us on Facebook Do I still sound all coldy and funny no, no, okay, that's good I've been doing the I've been doing the readings to like the patreon readings have been doing those You stay like that Oh Yeah There were these guys that were I don't know pushing their shopping cart to the car I'm I'm waving to them like this It was being a dick Oh Why not I'll never see them again Okay, I've been on here before thank you No, not according to Allie No, that was being I'm sorry Yeah, no we've um, so have you guys been What have you it's been two weeks since we've been on it has because you were flying I was traveling last Tuesday And I was racing around trying to get ready And not sleep him before I picked you up on the Wednesday Okay, guys Has anyone ever From the united states has anyone ever heard of toad in a pond. Is that what it's called? What's it called toad in a hole toad in a hole toad in a hole Yeah, in fact if Joyce have you got it in scotland? I'm asking the us people. Okay. Yeah, because no one there in the us has ever heard of it That spotted dick spotted dick the only part of that because you've mentioned that before And I'm not eating spotted dick or unspotted dick No dick going in my mouth Yeah, it's called toad in the hole Toad in a hole. Yeah, English English dish Toad in the hole. I bet you Danny has she's been in England before well, that's true Susie and she's there in the states right now. So Danny you can't answer That's cheating. So Tara said no never heard of it. What does it mean? We'll tell you we will And so Gaia said I've seen a toad in the hole Yeah frog in a bag Might as well be Because the people in front of me Had that And I couldn't help but stare and I did want to ask them what the hell is that? I asked the cashier. She wasn't sure herself She said well, she said it was sausage With a mashed potato mashed potatoes. That's bangers and mash That's what bangers and mash bangers bangers well, I can figure out the mash so Bangers would be the sausage sausage. Yeah, you say sausage and mashed potatoes. Well, that's not as good Is it as bangers and mash? You know, I see this shit that they have what is that crab the bubbles and spew or something Bubbler squeak bubbling squeaks. Lovely. It's really nice bubbles and spew vegetables um in potatoes left over from your your uh Christmas dinner your roast dinner Oh, it's like cabbage and crap like that mash it mash it all up And then you put in a frying pan and you crisp it I'd be starving put cheese with it as well. And then what I eat The cheese Bubbles and spew bubbles and spunk Bubbles and squeak Okay, dany said pigs in a blanket pigs in blankets. Yeah, do you know what pigs in black? Yeah, but they're hot dogs wrapped in like dough Nope. Yeah. Nope. It's similar though. She's right. It's similar But she says toad in the hole is better. Yeah, is it? Yeah, dany knows Yeah Stuffed cabbage I'd like stuffed cabbage bubbles. I know I'd like that Bubbles and what what spunk squeak squeak as in squeak squeak Bubbles are squeak Okay, should we better say We better say toad in the hole is sausages and you put them in like What do you call that cooking dish? A cooking dish with kind of that deep And you put your sausages in usually fry them up first put them in there and then you pour in like but batter like, um I don't know. You know, wait wait wait Yorkshire piddit Yorkshire pudding batter But it's not it rises with the sausages in between. It's not batter like you'd have a onion rings or I don't know fish batter fish They got Apparently multiple batters here. You don't you don't know what kind of batter you use Yorkshire pudding. Do you've heard of Yorkshire pudding? Yeah Yorkshire pudding batter. Oh Why don't they just say that that well, it's not the same thing is sausages in Yorkshire pudding better Rather than toad in the hole So That was the second time we went back the third time I'm standing in line There's this lurch-looking dude. He's like seven foot tall He's got one eyebrow And he's got half a mascot half his mask is like sticking off the side of his head And I look at him and I just smile and I nod at him He doesn't do anything and he's staring back at me. Yeah, he's like So I I nod and smile again and he's finally likes goes he's probably thinking fucking Yankee I didn't say anything though. He always he always thinks everybody's saying fucking Yankee. Yeah, look at that hippie They really do not hippie dude. Do you know he sat there? We was in oh, they wouldn't say dude. Where was we? They don't say dude in a psychic fair. We had a psychic fair And there was he sat there and he said I just I look I look I stand out a lot I said there's an idea over there with pink hair. There's another one over there I can't remember what else was going on and it's like no, you don't love. I said I said that when when When we were at dinner for our anniversary I'm like, look at look at this restaurant I'm a freaking here. He's not. He just thinks he is. No, he's not Thank you, Gracie. Thank you so much Oh, I'm just about to do your reading actually. You're on that list. Um, so thank you. Thank you. Thank you Yes, thank you, Gracie. It's good to see you back Oh Yeah, so What's that? Ramekin They're ramekins. They're the small pots aren't they if you imagine a big one Yeah with sausages. Yeah For the toad in the home. Oh, thank you, Gemini Thank you Debbie said I'd starve in the uk you would if you went to scotland and had haggis Haggis is pig stomachs Or Uh, what is it was it called black pudding Black pudding he had black pudding on his um on his fry up and he said what's this what's it? He was just about to and I said you won't like it. I'm telling you. You won't like it read. I need it And he said what is it? I waited till after the meal and then I said it's blood congealed blood Why would why would anyone why would anybody want to eat that? It's freaking nasty. Yeah Hi to healing Celeste How are you? Thank you for joining us. Oh, that's a new name. That is no are you new here? Yeah She's joining us on youtube He's gonna look like that when he's 90 Yeah, make the face with the one eyebrow Yeah Welcome to the uk. Thank you, brother Chris says if I had a glass and a spoon I would be clinking for you both Problem is she's sick and she won't kiss me Yeah, the stomach lining would be like tripe. That's that's a good way of putting it I've never had it, but you know, that's what tripe is basically Tara says I look forward to my visit to the uk in the future There is being the terminator. I'll be back We were on a train and they had haggis flavored chips. Wow. No, do you imagine? No, no, no, no Sherry Straub says I want to come to the uk. Yeah, it is chilly What do you went out without a sweatshirt on today? I did um Healing Celeste says you did a reading for me in in may first time I seen you both live Ah Yes, thank you for joining us. Thank you. How do I pronounce your your first name? healing Prateek Prateek Healing celeste Healing celeste But he had deep fried mars bar Oh, yeah, apparently they do that here. Yeah, do they I never had it deep fried mars bar That doesn't sound good. Jake and ikkla. Yeah, I'll bet you if we take mars bars around there, they do it for us That doesn't sound good. We'll try it once Oh I'm in florida Oh, yeah The water temperatures dropped down to I think 73. I noticed the other day at least At siesta key That's chilly It's warm, but it'd be hot that'd be hot water for here But that'd be both. I would not go swimming in 73 Can I tell everybody? Greg has to bring his own toilet rolls He packs his own toilet rolls everybody because his delicate little bottom the Lou paper here is just not good enough. It's like sandpaper Oh, yes, it is I'm gonna bring some back And I'm gonna show my sister do it. I use shaman all ultra soft My butt deserves it If there's two things in this world that you you splurge on it's toilet paper and shoes I laughed I couldn't help laughing. I'm sorry. That was very funny. It's like sandpaper I thought it was jokey the first time he said it I did and we kept going in supermarkets and just i'm doing some and saying what about that one? No, no, that's no good What about this one? Oh The last time that one. No, that's worse than that one last year uh Allie's daughter ria said can I get some toilet paper? Allie goes sure and she grabbed the one I brought So I was I was stuck with Sandpaper basically you may as well just shove leaves up your ass It's horrible Sandpaper you can't tell the difference. I could sandpaper a house with your toilet paper. He's got a delicate bottom I seriously if I were to use that I would have serious hemorrhoids right now if I were to use your toilet paper Yep Wow Blessing we're not getting too far on these questions. We're not. We're not. Yeah, no, we're not Is anyone mentioning that you have to go right the way down because I want to see I know I'm getting there No, I want to have a look and see if people love it at the toilet roll thing That's the truth Scott tissue. Yeah, it's like 20 cents a roll Yeah, same same difference Same difference my nanny and granddad used to have like um, it was like um tracing paper and used to have to do this To get it a little bit soft To use it. That was my that was well. No wonder the sandpaper feels good on you That explains a lot What are we good to who do we get to I don't know. I think we left off at florida right here. Okay. Yeah Cynthia. Hello Cynthia Been gone for a little while. It's so great to see you both you together. Yay Thank you, Cynthia. Indeed Thanks for doing the show early so I can go to bed at a decent time. Yeah Yeah, that and it's great. It's nice seeing a lot of new faces. It is. It is It's my dutch company name. Just less is enough. Okay. That that works for me Celeste. Yeah Hi melissa. Hey melissa. I've just done the reading Yeah, I sent it over your patreon. Awesome. Yeah How you doing the sherry? Yeah Um, I have a friend over there near london that is talking about Mental illness and substance abuse. The group is called never be lonely again. Check it out. He's a good guy. Okay Good. There needs to be more for that. There was a lady and she messaged us about her book It's called I'm putting it down over there. I love to go find it. Um, but anyway, it's about manifesting she manifests or Something like that. I'll find it. But um, that just reminded me um I haven't bought it yet or looked at it yet Moms just said piles I've seen the uk in 78 and the toilet paper reminded me of wax paper. Yes. Thank you Wax paper would have been a pleasure compared to what they have now He's just been a tit No, yeah, he is has any other americans Do do any other americans agree with me unless you're using scott scott tissue. That's What is squat tissue? It's a brand of toilet paper. That's a lot like your crap You're only wiping crap Well, I mean no, but you still get It's worth getting hands Is it worth getting good toilet paper? Anyone I thought you just said after Arthur used my hand. I thought he was gonna say I was like really Actually, yeah You're gonna anyway because your handle poked through that You're not gonna be shaking my hand any time soon God My youngest son is just like Greg it cracks me up. I'm sorry He'll never grow up Wait till she she No, she's wait till she tries your toilet paper. She won't set off a list I'm not bothered about it. LA. I will let him have his toilet paper. So I just used my own You can use I've got I brought two rolls this time. You can use my I'm not that precious stuff, obviously You don't deserve the best it's not to do me deserve it. It's like it'll do it's fine. It's nothing wrong with it It's it it's like a baby's cheeks. It's so soft Charmin ultra Yeah, that's what I use Protect the bomb heck. Yeah That's right I totally agree. Yeah You get Tracing paper That's what my nanny and granddad had and it was an outside toilet It was an ounce. He had to go outside To get the yeah So it wasn't just like tracing paper. It was freezing cold as well. So you had to chip yourself off the toilet seat How does one get a reading? Um, you could go to I'm just about to do some office. So I'd hold off I would hold off because December Um, I'm going to be doing the year readings. So you get a whole year forecast so, um So, yeah, I mean unless you just want an hour reading, of course you can go to psychic alley.net Um and book a reading. Thank you very much. Um, but yeah, so Yeah, I'm going to be doing a special. I'll be putting that on after so. Yeah, this is always do once a year a special See another person that agrees toilet paper is it's worth buying the best We've had I've had andrex before which is our best. I've had Sharman I've had that but you have shaman ultra ultra saw. It's got our ultra. Yes It is he enjoys this is her son enjoys it's off Toilet paper he goes on and on about his tender behind the behind. Yeah. Wow. Yeah It's worth it Okay, so susie it's like l'oreal. It's like my bottom Because of what it's worth it And that's similar angel soft is similar to shaman ultra soft. We don't have angel soft Scott is the worst It's what you use it is we'll call it scott. It's horrible It's not all right The good old brown Mr. Zero Had to literally massage it but not to tear oh my god Which part of this conversation do you agree Your ass deserves the best. Yes Should we get off this subject? No, you want to get off it because everyone's standing up behind me That's okay. Um, I'm okay to be To be wrong You're not wrong. I just think it's funny the rest of the world likes soft toilet paper I just think it's funny. No one wants sandpaper up their ass. Do you okay? Do you guys? Who agree with Greg? Do you take your own toilet roll with you in the suitcase? Not just Coming here, but like when I went on cruises if I was going to stay in a hotel room I bring my own toilet paper I've been in some really nice hotels. I've had like some nice I love these on I've had nice rooms on cruises and stuff, you know cabins with windows and Valkyrie and the toilet paper there sucks Toilet paper and nice hotels suck You want to bring your own it's important. Do you ever travel or whatever or if your face gets stuck like Bring your own toilet paper So yes, hi lease Angel soft here Would like a bidet, but don't have many bidets here in the u.s. No, we don't I like bidets I wouldn't know how to use one That's true. I you know, maybe our sewage system isn't equipped for the soft stuff That's sarcasm. It's sarcasm. Could be no People prefer quality. Yes Is that expensive you only have to have one sheet One sheet one sheet We've got an advert. It's like plenty. You need only need one sheet He's Italian So that one sheet royal behind He does have a roll behind That's funny. Mom says how many miles have you traveled to talk toilet papers? I know it's funny. What's the other thing we were going to talk about? I don't know. Can we talk about the first night? Oh, it was it was um The words again different words the words. I forgot which ones it was though We're gonna talk about the first night I don't know That was funny I prefer baby wipes. I prefer toilet right wipes. Yeah toilet wipes are nice Yep, I'm charmed by the case don't ever want to run out. I I hear you Sherman ultra strong There's an ultra soft and there's an ultra strong I haven't tried the strong one Well, I can't believe you guys are all still talking about a caravan to Mexico. Thank you. Wow I want to bidet says susan Oh, hello crystal dawn Hi, hello. I know we're so excited A lot of times I take toilet paper People get it. Yeah You're not funny. You're not funny People dig the toilet paper chat On the night gaya Yes Hopefully see you hopefully see you Yeah Legion freeman. Hi elizabeth. Hi elizabeth tap that like button family. Thank you. Yeah Yes, I am in the uk Hmm Okay, so you just sit down on the loo poo Hit a button Raise your bum And you pat it dry. What do you pat it dry with? Is there a towel there? No, it's just special loo paper. It just sticks all over you. Oh, that doesn't sound good Funny Let's think of the same thing about Kleenex. That's funny Kleenex. Well, yeah some Tissues are soft and some will just they'll do the same thing instead of hemorrhoids. They Yeah, they just make your nose awfully red Oh, I'm pumped to some jealousy. No, why why? Oh, yeah. Yeah, I do know why Yep, I totally know why I get it Oops that Melissa said Yeah, they mostly do that because the toilet system in hotels and ships get clogged. Okay Oh Yeah, I'm a new mr. Whipple Yeah, tell them that we're bragging about it so much in this video that maybe they'll send us a lifetime supply I might do She wouldn't use it. She's still rather pay for her sandpaper. No, I want you to have your quote of toilet paper Because it means more to you I'm boy boynton beach boynton beach boynton beach Where did they say where did Donna say she was again? I can't remember here's another wild style blogs Loving all these youtube names You have to go and visit all those, won't we? Yeah Welcome to toilet talk with Greg and Allie Doesn't get any shittier than this Hahaha Don't squeeze the Charmin. I remember that Because there'd always be then he mr. Whipple would be cut Squeezing the Charmin Mr. Whipple see See It was an old commercial shitty discussion, but someone has to Yeah It's funny because people They like squeezing the toilet paper to see how soft it is So they made a commercial out of it and this storekeeper mr. Whipple Um, would always tell people don't squeeze the Charmin and then when nobody was looking he would squeeze it Brilliant ever. Yeah Don't squeeze the Charmin Anyway, what was the two things that that you we was like so one was toad in the hole Oh, yeah Dublin squeak. There was something else that came up that you said what the hell is that? We should write these down because we we don't remember Yeah so Greg and I Greg and I I mean, you know, we're we're like Haven't seen each other for so long, but you know and we haven't had much sleep, could we? We're not hardly any sleep. So it's like we we lay down and the neighbors must have gone Oh, they're having a great time down there listening to them And it's like Oh, oh, I've got cramp. Oh, oh no. Oh, no, they've got cramp. What else is it? Oh, no scratch there. No back there back there back there Remember that wild night where we Not the wind the mirror sideways Oh And it's like all of these it's like they're having a great time It was like all of our like some Like that song by the chipmunks Yeah, yeah funny we got by it's fine It's when you get old this is the reality of it of getting older Okay, let's let's answer a couple questions hit like right now If you want to ask a question because we are here for and thank you everyone for your comments up until this point But yeah, if you want us to answer any global prediction Questions put them in capitals into the chat And we'll get to it. But yeah We got we got one. I think only is that the only one we have that's the only one we've been talking about bottoms And shitty toilet paper The O's That's it. Is Putin passed away The original one or the one that's walking about now, how do you know? Here is one We're not What's the difference I'm gonna ask us two questions on that I'm getting a big fat now But he's not dead. No, he's not dead Although He's got a role that that he's going to be playing globally and it's not like a world economic forum or a United nations kind of thing Because it came up with the sun after that too. He got the transition and the sun and then So I think I I see this Kind of more like unity here with nations and And people so I I'm not seeing that. He's dead, but maybe Ali will describe um, so I I asked about the um The original Putin because I um my guides told me that um, he was swapped out um, so the original Putin, I believe This was the demise Um And it was you know Yeah, I believe but this new one. Yeah, he's got a job to do. He's got a job to do Yeah, um, and it's working for the spiritual Lot, so Yeah I don't know Yeah, that one He's still got a sting in his tail Putin, he's still got a sting in his tail So, you know, I still feel as if he's not completely under the thumb of the white hats I think he goes off Um and does his own thing now and again. I believe about yeah But he's in this to the end. That's that's what I think this uh This new one. What does everyone else think? What do you guys think? Welcome back to toilet talk with greg and ali Um In between we'll in between like a commercial we'll do a tarot reading Now back to toilet talk. Yeah How do you take your toilet? How do you take your dumps in the morning? Oh god, this is funny. It's better than the whole hope in the soul that's soap in the hole Ha ha ha ha Melissa Mom share this into let's go show it's illuminating This is real conversations. This is what really really happens Now let's talk poo in the loo pencil and and big poo squirty potty It's rainbow sparkles. I hope you don't have sparkles in it Hope not You're right mom This healing therapy for sure laughter is the best. Yeah, yes, and we have no problem laughing at ourselves No, definitely not showing our inner children Yeah Oh my god, you should have seen me with the ribs I had I wish I'd taken a photograph honestly look like the joker. It was very funny. He had he had barbecue up there and up there He's like hello I don't care. I enjoyed the ribs. I did You should go to the market and do a squeeze test and video it. Yeah Hope mr. Whipple's not watching Right Yeah, that'd be funny. Yeah Um, well, yeah, what do you guys think of Putin? What do you think? Do you think Putin's does? What's your gut feeling with the real put Putin? Please turn up. Please turn up. Yeah, slim shady Do you guys think that there there's a new Putin or do you think that he's just changed? Um, and uh, it's now working for the good guys. What do you guys think? I like to hear what they think too I bet he was swapped They all got body doubles. Yeah, that could be the case as well. So yeah Yeah, hi to sonia. Hi there. Sorry hi sonia. Good to see you Great to see you together again. Thank you We're so happy. I can't kiss him. Could you imagine how it's like? I haven't seen him for a year. I could only kiss him the first day second day now, I can't because We've got a cold Well, you had this cold circulating around with all the kids it always happens and I got Oh, I was really bad last year Um Yeah By the time I had to leave I was so congested and everything this time of year in the uk is kind of normal It's normal. I had to explain that to you didn't I when you live in the sunshine And you've got all that vitamin d. You're not going to get all this but our weather can go freezing freezing to Quite warm and then that's how it goes Yeah So our sonia thinks putin was switched or a walk in it could be a walk in Yeah, that would make sense Um, although I did see hanged man. I did see everything was upside down there I suppose everything could be upside down. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that could that could still count for that Yeah I think biden was swapped now Does anybody believe that that is the original biden when you look at the photographs? I mean, please You know that doesn't look like him. There was um one of boris johnson's lovers Um actually um said when they got together, you're not the same oris And she would know Boris asked Yeah, Boris asked Boris. Yeah Yeah, so Our we have a question that was up there. No, you didn't No, I didn't touch it love. Yeah, I did hear I never touched it. You didn't click on it Are this next questions from lillith are the humans that are still sleeping holding up the ascension for the rest of us I think a little bit but anyway up to up to quake. Well, okay. Well, we have I think Yes, and no, this is a tough one because we have like What are those called and uh Background people that are out there backdrop people as Dolores cat cannon calls them That are just taking up space. What are they called in video games? What are those? nlps Something like that. Anyway, um, so I I yes and no um Some of those people they're not doing anything They're just like Dolores cannon calls them back drop people, but there is Once again, I got the transition card again two two times in a row and Got love in the air here. So that's the ascension energies that are coming and celebration. So um Not yes and no there are some but not necessarily Many not as many as what you might think that's my answer Okay All right, so I think they're already celebrating because we've got further than they actually thought we were going to get um, and there's a lot of a lot of um happiness, there's a lot of um you know Fists in the air going yes, they're doing it. Um, and we're just about to get to these transition transition stage. So, um There's a lot of people What they're telling me now is there's a lot of people who have If people aren't doing what they're supposed to do And they were part of the plan There is walking energies now coming in. I've been told um to actually So if you get someone who's adamantly no no no all of this bullshit all of a sudden they switch But they don't just switch a little bit. They switch a lot. That's because there's walking. So Um, you know that that I feel is going to help change things And if you want to know if you've ever had a walk in I got a number of articles on in 5d.com, but chances are Myself I've had quite a few and you'll know when Part of your personality changes to something you've never done In your life sometimes for me. It'll be within music Like one time I knew I had another walk in when All of a sudden I was listening to swing music big big band music You know, so it's possible, you know And if you've ever experienced some some of those drastic changes chances are you had a walk in I can't remember Mom, have I ever had a walk in have I ever acted completely different? Have you seen me in three years? Been completely no. No, I haven't Yeah, yeah, I haven't done that. I haven't done that Yeah, so what else? So, um, sherry thinks that biden was swapped Or he needs to be Right, but we've seen not only different. I think there's there's doppelgangers masks You know, I I don't know about clones, but definitely doppelgangers and masks Yeah, I don't think they'd waste a lot of money on clones Unless it was somebody like the top leaders. I think they would be Um a doppelganger wouldn't need the makeup So doppelgangers a lot of makeup or masks three three different possibilities I know some people are pushing, you know Everyone's a clone. No, I don't believe everybody's a clone But I do believe that there are a lot of people that there are a lot of them that have been swapped So melissa said it's all the biggest show on earth If there's anyone seen that the the greatest show on earth, that's what it's always kind of said lion lion Was it lion studios lion Lions keep good lion good lion tv. Yeah, that's brilliant. That's absolutely brilliant That's how I see it all playing out. That's exactly how I see it Um, so melissa thinks new Putin What what? Why are you looking at me? I'm just looking at her admiring her beauty And she's like what? Why are you staring at me? Because sometimes it's like it's about to say something I'm going. Yeah. What what what what what? What what what what so he threatened to kill claus schwaab I will lose no sleep there Not easy bugs. No, nor will I right. I think that's very very good Is there any more questions or we just uh, I feel like putin is either a walk in Or he was switched out physically, but I do think he works for the white hats and At least in some capacity. I agree. Yeah masks. Have you seen there was a film we were watching Oh, we was watching mr. Um doubt fire. This is doubt fire. Yeah. Yeah, we was watching that And obviously the map mask was quite Basic wasn't it but that was how many years ago early 1990s 30 years ago, maybe yeah So you can't tell me that those masks haven't been sophisticated by now And you know mission impossible masks and a little um voice box thing that they put over the voice box to change it Hasn't actually happened because I truly believe it has so Yeah, I do believe a lot of them are masks. Yeah Boris was soul Sculpt During hospital stay. Yeah, that's what they're saying. It was after that. I don't know. Yeah NPC. That's what I was thinking of. Yes Non-player characters. Yeah Yeah, that's definitely not biden the real biden was Uh was looked quite mick quite mean This one is now just a doofus. What is somebody calling a mr. Magoo mr. Magoo. He looks a mr. Magoo Well, if it was a doofus, he'd look like me You don't look like a handsome doofus. You're a handsome doofus. You're my doofus Yep, I don't know how many there are. Yeah, quite a few What do you turn up together biden has always been questionable. Yes Yeah Yes, non-player Character, isn't it? Hi sherry. Hi sherry. Cheryl Cheryl is it sherry sherry 1111. Yeah. How are you? Non-person character and bc. Yeah Wouldn't surprise me if higher aspects come in Yeah My dad was a walk-in. Okay What made you say that? What was the differences sonya? How did you know? Just interested Do you feel that the two history of industry will be revealed and We will be able to connect more with the natural world In this new world order the cover-up will push for the green energy I'm not sure that question the true history of industry What does that mean is that like industry I don't get it industrial industry industrial industry or Are you talking about maybe suppressed patents? mm-hmm We can ask that question you I can't wait. That's a good question. Um Connect more with the natural world I believe we would all connect more with the natural world It's the nwo the cover-up will push for green energy. I think it's part of it You know, it's all part of the master plan definitely part of the master plan. Yeah, for sure So I saw biden recently mentioned new world order Is that like a prerequisite for any world leader that you have to mention new world order? I Really believe and this is what my guides are saying that biden is a masked person And he is making so many mess outs is to wait wake people up It's not serious The black hats would not have they'd not roll out that character knowing that they could put a mask on anybody who's got got intelligence Because they want him to win. Surely he's not going to win that way And so they would they they would mask him up differently with somebody else so I believe that this this biden is uh Is a white hat operation to wait wait the rest of the people are going have you seen how you know how much more crap You know Can he do to make you realize? I'm still not sure what we're asking She added on to that. We've been lied to and stolen lands I mean I'm still not sure what that question is history of it industry Okay, so if we don't know about the industry one, what about um, is this new world order the cover up the push for green energy? I'll stop answer that one Yeah Yes There we are straight away. Yeah the yes card. Yes card. Yeah Yeah I think that's it That's gotta be it and what's that we will be able to connect with more with the natural world That's another question we can do You do that we'll be able to connect with the natural world Yeah celebration, you know, it's celebrating the um The energies of the world and what the world has to offer us. So I would agree. Yeah Yeah, all righty All right. All righty then That's who I think it is. I think it's Jim Carrey Playing biden Is he also playing uh A liberal who hates Trump? That might be a cover up might be just what he said maybe he's uh He despises Trump That's Jim's flesh. I like the flesh, but no one can see it that I could Yeah, yeah It's like whoosh a nipple It's my nipple Anyway, anyway, I was distracted. Yeah I like reading everyone's comments as well what you're watching I was trying to figure this one out. Yes walking walk-ins. I guess walk-ins are going to help. Yes. Yes Yes, definitely easy to soul scalp in hospitals um As most have underground tunnels Yeah Change overnight. I think my original aspect. Yep. Well, my dad could cope with fatherhood Oh, okay. So that was your dad um and the walking question any major events before the end of the year That's a huge question. Yeah You got to be a little bit more specific On that seeker. Just ask whatever just see whatever comes. All right. We'll see if there's anything The moon Oh, maybe something about the moon. There you go. Yeah Well I keep getting this guy. That's a great card to get Yeah, two cups Friendships unusual friendships And alliances That was the one Ace of Cups. Yes Yes There will be I'm just not sure what they will would be you got to be more specific on it I just believe the the major events are all all the unraveling of the new world order and the unraveling of what their what their agenda was so, you know, the um agenda 23 and agenda 30 is going to be out there for everybody to understand um Mainstream media, I believe will be coming down. I really believe that or taking over um I feel that is just um by the end of this year beginning of next Um the education system there's going to be some changes with the education system as well So, yeah Okay, I do believe all this good stuff that was supposed to be coming out in 2023 Has been held back and held back and held back. We're supposed to be in utopia by now I think the major events that were supposed to happen are going to be exposed anyway. We're still in that Pluto and Capricorn Truth energy right now. So that's what makes it more difficult than ever For them to get away with anything is that truth energy vibration? So major as for major events, it's going to be more the exposure Or the unfolding of being able to see the truth lift before our eyes It's going to be more that than anything else through the end of the year I'm excited with that. Yeah So the next one comes from Tara and Your lovely sister my sister. What's up with Pelosi being served? Yeah, I saw that. Yeah Look at the devil card What does served mean because obviously i'm uk and And a lot of these people are uk. What does that served means? I guess you know, uh, just for You know here being coming in for questioning or Charged we've said and hear anything about this to begin with but I imagine served would be You know, just uh, let's let's look it up first. I want to misquote myself, but Um, I truly believe that when there was a picture of her being escorted It was out of one of those you know I don't know what it's called the congressional place And there was a couple of um Rinder she she was being escorted out That is a truth picture so, uh, Nancy Pelosi served a subpoena in disclosed criminal investigation She got served with a third party subpoena as part of an undisclosed criminal investigation undisclosed. Why would it be undisclosed? There are a few theories going around but sources indicate that the subpoena most likely has to do with the bizarre hammer attack On Nancy Pelosi's husband at the start of the year Which is still subject of a great deal of speculation Why would that mean nancy would have to be subpoenaed to produce documents in this criminal case? And that's a good question. I don't think I don't think it has anything to do with her husband and the hammer thing Because they would serve him not her, right? Yeah, so it's got to be something else Yeah She announced on the house floor that she was served This one's saying Here i'm just checking out different articles folks related to california criminal case But they didn't say specifically what it was for but as I mentioned if if If she was served If she was served It has to be something to do with her that otherwise paul polosi would have been served Yeah, so or they both would have been I guess But what's up with polosi being served? Yeah, we got the double card right off the bat And uh This is interesting. She's trapped And I think a lot of them are going to be like that coming up A lot of them are going to be trapped and this is going to work out For everyone. Um, this is just the beginning of the truth coming. This is just what I was telling you guys about about the truth vibration with cludo and capricorn until Like the middle of the next uh the middle of january 2024. So Um, yeah, look for more of this stuff to happen truth vibration, baby What do you got? Wow Abuse So it said undisclosed, didn't it? Yeah So, um, yeah, I feel as if this might be linked with the children um as a second card fear so Yeah, I I don't think it's just that Wouldn't surprise me. I think there's there's more to it than that Yeah Well, that's that's our last question and we got 20 minutes until our next show Okay Yeah, so we'll be coming back on onto rumble And um the link is up there or down there. It's up here if you're on facebook down here if you're on youtube He's good at only isn't he good at that? Yeah, it's so good at that. It's true. I love you Normally I have to go like this. I know and talk to the wall Because we're on split screen and you're usually over here. So we're the we're actually on opposite side. No No, we are we are on the same side. No, we're not. I'm usually over here. Yeah Yeah, so I so want to kiss his face. I so do and I can't it's not Besides children Thank you all for hanging out with us and talking about toilet roll and bottoms. Thank you so much He's been it's been his pleasure It's been his pleasure. It is. I like talking about toilet paper his bottom Charmin ultra soft Get it while you can You know when the shit hits the fan literally You're gonna want that soft toilet paper Yeah Yeah, um our sonny We've run out of time to answer this one. I'm so sorry Yeah, uh, we some time find out which yeah Yes, I do believe that they will something's telling me 70% saline If they had given the well, we got a tiptoe around this we'll talk we can talk more about this um on rumble In about 20 minutes But if they had given the full jab to everyone there had been a lot less people on the planet right now That would have been a huge red flag So they they've been doing this for years. We'll talk more about this though on rumble. I think 30 to 40 percent. Yeah Yeah The bad stuff. Anyway, thank you so much. We love you all. Yeah really do And uh, we'll see you soon. Hopefully you can join us there where we can talk openly about anything Yep rumble facebook links up there youtube is down here And you don't have to have an account. No, you can just click the link and we'll be there in 20 minutes Okay, all right. Love you all love you all. Peace. Peace go chiefs