 Now I don't know whether it's actually going out live, because I've started streaming, but I scheduled the stream to start in a minute's time, so who knows whether it's actually going out now or not. Oh, no, it says it's starting. Your audience will see it in a moment. Get ready. Get ready. Ah, the internet can totally see you now, it says, even though they're still a minute left on the schedule. But hey, yeah, whatever. Welcome to the stream. He says to absolutely no one. Yeah, cool, okay. So I'll just wait a few minutes for people to drift in. We'll see how long that takes. I can see at the moment there's zero people watching. I've sent the links out to many, many people, but again, most people don't seem that bothered. So yeah. I am a person says, Deborah, yes you are, yes you are indeed. It's interesting actually, because I've just seen you just popped up in the chat and welcome to Andy as well, he's just popped up in the chat. Now YouTube actually says at the moment no one's watching, which is blatantly a lie. So I apologize for that. Oh, it now says there's one person watching, so it's probably still lies. So anyway, yes, welcome, welcome, welcome. Let me just stop that there and just, yeah, cool, okay. Now I've got a couple of, hello Luke, I've got a couple of games here tonight. I figured as it's like this is stream number 10, so we kind of hit double figures, I figured that it would be kind of cool to do two games, even though I did four games last week, let's not talk about that. So I'm actually rapidly running out of free games to get, which kind of sucks. I did vow to not actually buy anything that wasn't needed for my survival this year. So I don't know if I can stretch to a couple of pence to buy some crap games. So I'm open to donations. Maybe I'll start a Patreon. If I start a Patreon page, will people donate to that? Who knows? So yeah, so anyway, here I am. Oh, there's people coming in left, right and centre now. So the two games that we have tonight, one of them is called Sector, sorry, it's called Sector, because it's all capital letters. I'm assuming that's based on the 90s rock night in Leicester, Sector 5, later renamed Alcatraz and then Oxygen and then Nothing, because it went away. So I'll be disappointed if it's not based on that. And the other game is called Jacob, a game about life, it's called, it's called a game about life, presumably it's about life. I don't know what that actually means, but that's what you've got to look forward to. A Crap FPS, which probably smells of stale fags and lukewarm beer, much like the sector of old, for those of you who remember, bigger Leicester Massive, et cetera, et cetera. There we go. Actually speaking of which, I got a message today from the Leicester poly rock sock wanting a reunion or something, so that sounds like an evening to miss. So anyway, here we are. What else can I say? Tonight's stream is brought to you by Pucker 3 Cinnamon Tea. I don't know if you could see that all right, Pucker 3 Cinnamon Tea, it's very delicious and I'm still not sponsored by Pucker or anyone for that matter. So manufacturers, I'm here now, I'm literally like trying to sell out right here, I'm giving you full access to my soul right now and no one seems to, there you go, Pucker, look, Deborah right here has got Pucker Green Tea in front of her. So my message is obviously getting out to the masses. Why don't you sponsor me, we'll get it done. Now I did do a quick test of Sector just before, just to set the audio levels and all of that, but there was a problem with the audio. It was picking up the video feed, but it wasn't actually picking up any audio, not necessarily bad things, the audio is actually a little bit shit, but what I'm going to do for the audio, I found some royalty free sci-fi soundtracks, so I'm going to play them. We all remember what happened last time when I tried to play some music over the top, I played Lieback and my video was banned in 206 countries I think it was, or it might have been even more than that, 220 countries or something like that, until I actually removed the music, which kind of detracted a little bit from the proceedings, but you know, it's all good. Now I just noticed something, I just need to adjust something here because, whoa, there we go, do you notice the, there now we've got actually recent chats in the live chat box down the bottom. Hello Regan, welcome to the live stream, I guess the cool thing about having hardly any viewers on your live stream is that you can make it a little bit more personal, you know when you've got like millions of viewers and they're all just insulting black people, then it's difficult A to police and B to actually communicate with them, so that's kind of cool. So yeah, I don't really have anything else to say, we might as well just crack on with our first game. I'll tell you what, I'll just try and rally the troops again, just to, there we go, copied that link, I'll just send it on to a bunch of people on WhatsApp, popular messaging program WhatsApp, so people can all watch me streaming this shiznit, so to speak. Of course many people won't care about this, many people that I'm sending it to have no interest in video games, or my face, so obviously their lives are fairly boring, I have a load of people who are sort of on my contacts list, but I don't really know who they are, probably people I met on Tinder like once or something, yeah, just Tinder, no, some people I've met on Tinder have been pretty cool, but why am I talking about this, there's absolutely no need for me to talk about that, so let's just send that off, send it to that person, just send it to these people that I've never even met before, people from vegan food groups that I used to post to in an ironic way, I've sent the link out, I've sent the link out, if you want to insult black people Keenan, feel free, and also Andy if you want to insult brown people feel free, Keenan is actually a brown person, so maybe you could, I point out as well that feel free to insult ginger people as well, of which there's at least one in the audience, oh yeah, I'm drinking from this Star Wars mug, you can see there's a first order trooper on there, and on the other side is a first order trooper, so that's the vessel from which my, shall we send links to everyone we know, yeah literally, literally everyone, send links to everyone you know, and say look it's going down in the hood, 420 blaze it, whatever it is that it takes to get them in there, and yeah, so, oh now that, that's good tea, this here, three cinnamon, not just one cinnamon, I didn't even know there was three different types of cinnamon, but apparently there are, it says a sweet embrace of organic Indian, Indonesian, and Vietnamese cinnamon, there you go, right okay, so before we launch Intersector I need to read out the description of the game, because it's, that should tell you everything you really need to know about the game, okay, so here we go, oh I can't even view the whole thing here, right here we go, Sector is a simple hardcore classic, simple hardcore, okay Sector is a simple hardcore classic shooter game that you play the role of Dimitri, he and another scientist made fail biological tests and the infected enemies took possession of technology evolution, survive at this severe place fighting against creatures and solving problems, now you need to place the order, that's what it says, that's what he says, so I believe it's actually supposed to be pronounced like this, Sector is a simple hardcore classic shooter game that you play the role of Dimitri, he and other scientists make fail biological tests and the infected enemies took possession of technology evolution, survive at this severe place fighting against creatures and solving problems, now you need to place the order, I believe that's how it's actually supposed to be pronounced, so I see a few more people have joined the stream, hello Emma and I don't know what cheeky breeky means but that sounds fairly cool, right okay so this is it, Sector if you were part of the Lester rock scene back in the late 90s you may remember this place, if you weren't then obviously you won't but basically there was a rock club in Lester, it was called Sector 5, it pretty much I assume this game is based on that place, so here we go, Sector let's begin, oh and before I start because I know the sound isn't going to work I'm going to start playing some music, actually I'll tell you what I'll start the game and then you guys can tell me if the sound is actually working or not because it might just be temperamental, here we go, Sector, so what do we got here, we've got very low resolution graphics, it looks like 640 by 480 but stretched out, we've got three options, new game, loading and exit game, Sector was shit and had the only redeeming quality of being slightly less shit than anywhere else in Lester, considering the only other places in Lester at the time were probably the fan club which is right next door, although funny you should mention the redeeming quality, you can see where I'm heading with that, redeeming, retribution, that's right, so anyway can you guys hear the sound right now, I know you're about 10 seconds behind, can you hear any sound, it's making some horrible pulsating crap sound right now, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, can't hear anything, brilliant, okay right in which case I will fire up the royalty-free sci-fi space music, here we go, are you ready for this, I'm just gonna go back into the game, so I should point out the game itself, this music that's playing now is not part of the game, this is some other music that I'm playing, so let's go to new game I guess, I like the high resolution graphics, it reminds me of like, you know, oh god I can't invert the mouse again, let's see if there's an option, what have I got, load game, save game, exit game or return to game, no, return to game I think, so you guys should have some bang-in tunes on right now, there won't be any copyright claims because this is all copyright-free music so we can use this, so I'm gonna play like shit because I can't invert the mouse so I have to move the mouse up to look up which is obviously wrong on a fundamental level, right, here we go, is that music too loud, if that music's too loud just tell me and I'll turn it down, good, so we've got, can I interact with these, oh, oh Ian and Q, Lean left and right, except they don't really lean, they just sort of slide you across so you kind of dance in like that, on the subject of my washing machine it's pretty pretty awesome washing machine, I paid, I think 150 pounds for it from a local independent store and they delivered it to my door, so I highly recommend that store, I can't remember what they're called so that's the crapest endorsement you've ever heard really isn't it, okay, oh I can run, okay it doesn't seem to be much to do, I've got no gun right now, can't actually do anything, again just shout if that music's too loud I'll turn it down, everyone seems to have gone quiet, Regan has said please no so I'm assuming that he's like involving some sort of like knife attack or something, okay what have we got here, so numerous doors, door locked requires a key to open, hello level-up team, I assume there's a whole team of you there watching, to be fair getting stabbed around Coventry is a pretty easy thing to do, how, I don't know how to open this door, it's space, no it's not space, it's not E, what else would be a default use key if it's not EF maybe, okay right okay so if anyone's, okay I know that requires a key, does that mean I've missed a key somewhere or, I don't appear to be able to open these doors, if anyone's got any suggestions feel free to shout them out, Alton F4, yeah that would probably be, that would be, look what they've done here, look at this texture, right so they've got these textures on the floor, the lattice plate in here and obviously that tile's come loose so it's off the top, but look they've put the same texture on the ceiling, so there's this loose tile which is sort of shifted but what it's stuck to the ceiling is it by glue what is that, or it's just it's just like some weird gravitational force keeping it stuck to the ceiling, yeah I was thinking glowing transformer that exact thing actually, maybe I missed a key, shout if you see a key anywhere but I don't even know what the controls are, right spaces jump, according to the documentation, according to the documentation this game was, I say documentation I mean user reviews, according to the user reviews this game was created with a piece of software called FPS Creator which is probably why it sucks so hard and I got it for free but it used to, you used to have to pay for it, it used to actually cost real cash money, I like the way they've repeated this texture over and over and over again, I can't, well I don't see any keys, enter, no, oh what's happened, am I stuck, oh see his crouch, is it even finished that's a very very good question I don't know, well it was it was released and it was for sale so here we go, oh hello Pete, my alleged brother, this game isn't even, so right I've got this door here, if someone wants to maybe have a look on the internet and see, oh I don't know I just crouched, see if there's maybe a list of commands that allow me to maybe do something because I can't do a damn thing right now, okay that requires a key, where do I get this so called key from, I'm assuming I need to get through that middle door because there's like blood and stuff all over the floor, middle mouse no, it's not Q it's not E, this isn't even a walking simulator, this is a piece of shit, then that's gonna make me crouch, oh what happened there, what the hell is this, right so pressing the the comma and pressing the comma and full stop buttons on my keyboard makes the the objects change brightness, I can make them all black and I can make them like full bright, I've turned them on full bright maybe that'll help me actually spot a key if there's a key somewhere, let's let's try that so I know there's nothing down there, let's just run run back this way and see if there's anything, I tried enter, enter doesn't seem to do a damn thing, everything's full bright over here, again, so I'd imagine if there was a key it would also be an object, it seems to have brightened up all of the all of the objects and all of the decals as well so well that was an interesting command, is that a cheat, could we call that a cheat maybe, cheat codes, sector cheat codes, press the full stop and comma buttons to change brightness of objects in game, so yeah, well enter is the use button are you kidding me, alright let's go back to these things, which enter, numpad enter or return, so that doesn't do anything, that doesn't do anything, that doesn't do anything, and that doesn't do anything, I think this is all there is, this can't be all there is, surely not, I was really looking forward to like a, well not looking forward to a good game but looking forward to a reasonably lengthy game that I could rip this out of for at least half an hour, this can't possibly be the whole thing, oh god, check the skeleton again, are you looking at a walkthrough, check in skeleton, it just appears to just be a skeleton, can't do anything, there's nothing dank about this game, alright mate, I know what that skeleton represents, it represents the last player to try and like you know get out of this area, he died because there was no key, everyone else was bitching about not being able to find the key too if that helps, it doesn't really help but I suppose at least there's some solidarity, any any pulls of wisdom about where the key might actually be located? He is not very duty but hello Daisy, it's been a long time, well this is this is legit the the most camo green room I've ever been in, what is, what light source is causing those crazy reflections? I mean look at that, am I emitting that light, am I a being of pure energy, what is causing that and if so why aren't I lighting up the rest of the fucking place, no I can't get through that door, I should state as well if you think in, well at least the music's good, this is not the music from the game, this is some royalty-few music that I'm playing on YouTube because there is no music in the game, blood-brown here, so a key, right if I was, if I was a inept FPS designer and I had a room with four doors and one of them's locked and I needed a key, where would I put the key? I'd like to point out as well, I certainly haven't bought this game, I didn't buy this game, it was a free game, it used to have to pay for it, but no, not anymore, yeah that door's locked, this is all there is, genuinely, this is all there is, is there a, do you know if there's a cheat mode in this thing, has anyone actually got a walkthrough or something, is there some sort of cheat mode where I can clip through walls or something like that, welcome Lorcan, hope you had fun at the anti-trump rally, I wonder if I could get up there and, no, maybe there's a key hidden, I don't know, there's no options, I can't select controls, let's save the game, oh look at, we've got nine save slots though, just in case we, just in case we die, my friend Shabon yelled, these pussies grabbed back during her speech, that's pretty cool, although I bet she did it in an Irish accent didn't she, yeah, so Merritt points to anyone that can tell me either where the key is or what the actual controls of this damn travesty are, in a minute I might just have to give it up as lost and play the second game in tonight's double bill, I was hoping to string this one out for a little bit longer so we could laugh at the, laugh, oh wait, oh look at that, yeah, picked up a key, see just when you think, just when you think all hope is lost, there it is, there's the key, pure excitement this is, right, there we go, no what you talking about, oh there we go, yeah enter is the use key, oh shut up, why is it, I accidentally pressed enter twice and so, are you kidding me, I press it once and I have to go through the door, like literally the moment it opens, here we go, like get in there, get in there, yeah look at that, oh god this reminds me of, remember that last room in that, what was that crap wannabe system shot game that I played, it reminds me of the last room in that, is that, oh my god, oh my god, I got a weapon and it's crap, has it got alternate fire, oh iron sights is toggle but if you hold down the right mouse button it goes back towards, what is the point as well in having iron sights if you've always got a crosshair there, it reminds you of colonial marines, was colonial marines that bad, I wonder if there's gonna be anything to shoot, yeah, oh what's this, see an enemy, oh someone shooting me, oh god, can't tell if that's an NPC or an enemy, he doesn't seem to be dying so I assume he's friendly, what's this, picked up ammo, can I talk to this dude, hi mate, oh yeah, look at that, I haven't seen graphics like that since quake one, has he got Parkinson's disease or something, what is this all about, no no no no no no no, looks like an Italian agro tech fan, I can't talk to him or anything, well that's really pointless isn't it, let's go, I assume this is supposed to be some sort of server room or something, I assume it serves a purpose in the real world and that's what they were thinking when they made it, it's the guy from Scooter, yeah actually let's go back and just have a quick look at him, here I mate, do you like hardcore, yeah you like hardcore, that's what the shaking is, it's just like, it's just so blazed up, I'm too much coke and speedballs, he's permanently got that hardcore bouncing around in his head, always hardcore, now this juncture I would probably play that Scooter song but you know I'll probably get banned again, so let's not do that, I guess let's go up here, the level design is really shit isn't it, I mean it's like it's really boring, everything is laid out on this like, you know, like grid, orthogonal grid, there's nothing, there's nothing exciting, how much is the fish, oh come on what I can't go through that door, is this the extent of the game now, is this, because that door's not even locked, I can go under the stairs, can't crouch under, I wonder if there's hidden doors, I wonder if the game's that good to have hidden doors, I really love the fact that the use key is, is enter, it means I can never keep both hands at the controls, I'm trying to do something, so I killed that one dude, so I try killing this guy, okay well that was easy, he's dead, can't use that, we've had the yellow transformer joke already Lorcan, you were late to the party, I think, I think that's the whole level now, I think they've done everything, so yeah so I've got a gun, do you reckon, do you reckon this level, they basically bought that FPS creator game and they went through the tutorial, you know how all those like game maker things have like a tutorial, step-by-step build your first game thing, do you reckon they just went through that and then like once they finished it they were like, that's alright man, let's get it in a box, get it in a box, get it on the shelf, how much should we charge for that, I know, like five bucks, so I've a feeling, this is a crap layout of desks isn't it, look at this, you know this assumes that the person working will never leave, how do you get in there, you have to jump over the desks, who designed that, base central systems, I can't actually access that, that texture is literally just a photograph of one of those Dell keyboards isn't it, I guess they have those in the future, risk architecture is going to change everything my friends, I like how this is an energy weapon but it leaves bullet holes, that's that's well thought out isn't it, pretty good, yeah so tips, hints, suggestions welcome, have to park or to work, yes, just another quick plug for that, Pucker 3 Cinnamon Tea, it's literally the greatest thing I've drunk all day and I've drunk all sorts of stuff today, I've drunk twinings, mint tea, I've drunk water, I've drunk piss, haven't drunk piss, but of the of the two other things that I've drunk today, that Pucker stuff's the best, so I've got a door here, I can't go through that door, can I shoot the door, no, I've quit drinking horse semen, gave me a allergic reaction, so that's off the menu until further notice, go down here, crouch under there, oh what's this, is this a button to press, is there something, oh look is it, press enter to use, of course, of course because because the keypad that would open the door in the next room would be randomly on one of these stacks of computers, fucking brain donor designed this spaceship, okay what have we got here, oh looks like we're in the Star Trek engineering bay, where's Mr. LaForge, probably dead, killed himself, died aboard him, are they just taking a photo of the back of their PC, that's it, end of level one, loading, alright so here we are we're in a dark room, wait we're in this room, where have we just come from, is that where we've just come from, security shield, now what, I don't have a flashlight, it's a skeleton in here again, should I use that cheat to make the, there we go, now all the things are glowing, this is literally all the things that have been placed in the level, can I, no can't use that, yep that's, I think that's it, is that, is that, is that the whole point of the game, like get into this room and then die, like that skeleton there obviously did, I climb into bed, I hope I die in my sleep or something, not noticing anything on the floor here, can't do anything with that skeleton, much as I'd love to shoot the skeletons, oh what is that painted a bullet hole on the skeletons rib cage, what the hell is that, look that's crap why has it done that, oh can I open these maybe, do I can I sell this at Ikea, there's literally nowhere for me to go now, this is it, this is the end, that's it, well that, I honestly can't think of anywhere else to go, there's no, there's no like holes in the floor or anything like that, oh wait a minute can I shoot that, no I thought the floor looked kind of like you know worn out, can't shoot that either, so well, well that was, that was Sector, better or worse than the late 90s Leicester Rock Club, you decide, although it doesn't smell of stale fags and piss so, so yeah so I'm just gonna, I'm gonna quit out of this game and then I'm gonna talk to you about the second game in my amazing double bill that I've got for you tonight which is called Jacob a game about life, so let me just exit, I tell you what I save the game just in case I want to go back to it later, I'm never gonna go back to it, let's exit the game, I love how it's new game, it's not load game it's just loading, just checking it actually works, I guess takes ages to load, what gives, is it better than that moon game, oh look everything is fully bright now, so it would appear that like the brightness settings are just bollocks, this game's bollocks, anyone that plays this game is an idiot and that includes me, I'm gonna exit the game now, I'm gonna fully exit the game, right okay so we've we've exited the game, was it better than the moon game though, that's what I want to know, I mean really was it better, I'm gonna kill that royalty free music, all of the royalty free music that has been played tonight is by a guy called Sirius Beat, you can visit him on YouTube Sirius Beat TV, he's currently got 8,117 subscribers, he seems to just make royalty free music, stick us it up there and there you go, so yeah if you're after royalty free music, as I know everyone always is, go to Sirius Beat and there you go, yes seriously, get to Sirius, right so that was Sector, you used to have to pay for it, now you don't it's free, I wouldn't recommend it for free, I wouldn't recommend it unless someone was paying you thousands and thousands of pounds to buy it, so so yeah so the next game in our in our double bill tonight is called Jacob, a game about life, oh hello I've just received a gift as well on Steam, hollow halls, I will accept that gift, is that a crap game that you've sent me Debs, if it's a crap game then that's gonna be next week's stream you know it, so we will we will look forward to that so so anyway right okay so yeah this game this next game that I've got lined up for you is what's it called Jacob, here we go Jacob, let's just read out the the store page description of this, so slightly less information about this one, the I'm just I'm just checking to see if anyone's ranting and raving at me but everyone no one seems to care, the this is called Jacob a game about life and the description says Jacob an evidence based puzzle, now it's got very negative user reviews, I tried the game out figured it couldn't be that bad as it's a free game but it is, there are no instructions on how to play you have to figure it out for yourself, once you do figure it out it's boring I guess this game is trying to be a social experiment it's not very fun, winner of a game that made the least amount of sense humanly possible award as well that's that's that's quite cool, so this game was recommended to me by one of my students as as were all of the free games that I've been playing actually, he's dutifully like trawled through steam to find like you know the the the crapest free games they could that he could so so this is another one of his, hello Ash welcome to the stream if you if you missed all that first game then well done you're lucky you're one of the lucky ones so so yeah it looks like again I mean I'm just guessing from the screenshots it looks like a game where you're building a ladder or something so whatever whatever that means as long as he gets his work done I don't care how he spends his time so if he was searching the games no he couldn't search the games in less than time because steam's blocked so he must have must have done it I've done it at home but yeah so I think Lorcan's actually gone deaf I think he has gone deaf anyway I can't remember what I was saying fine games for me on steam gift them to me on steam or send me keys as a YouTube message or whatever I don't care but you know the quality of the stream kind of relies on on on you guys and I know I know much you guys love this she is so so yeah but anyway without further ado let's play Jacob a game about life my washing machine's just finished and if you can hear it beeping is this actually loading here we go Jacob a game about life now the sound should work on this one oh god I missed that bit no it actually started halfway through that crawl let's go back Jacob an evidence game about life Jacob is a simple puzzle game which uses evidence from longitudinal studies socioeconomic background on board already look and game skill affect how far Jacob can climb these studies are housed at the Center for Longitudinal Studies at the UCL Institute of Education they are precious scientific resources which track thousands of individuals across life those born in Britain in 1958 1970 1989 stroke 90 and 2000 stroke 2001 evidence from these studies is widely used by scientists and policymakers for example to better understand what affects our health and chance of economic prosperity these studies have been repeatedly revealed to the importance of early life socioeconomic socioeconomic circumstances those born into less favorable circumstances families with lower income wealth education or social class are less likely on average to obtain higher education and more likely to experience health or financial problems as adults these inequalities are built into Jacob's simplified version of reality gameplay sounds crap doesn't it what affects gameplay socioeconomic conditions father's social class are chosen at random more advantage socioeconomic circumstances equals a higher chance of obtaining an up-down ladder which helped Jacob move up quicker this is informed by research findings on the strong links between the father's social class at birth and later education attainment in the 1958 cohort those in the lowest compared with most advantage social class had over 12 times higher probability of not attending a higher post-school education more advantage socioeconomic circumstances equals fewer clouds which block Jacob this is informed by research findings on the relationship between father's social class at birth and reported health problems or financial difficulties in adult life in the 1958 cohort those born into the lowest compared with most advantage social class had around three times higher probability of reporting poor health and 70% higher probability of reporting financial difficulties 42 to 55 years old want to read more know who the hell would want to read more about that they want to play a game a research papers which have used the cohort studies at CLS can be viewed here all quick let's click on that or not so yeah what if I click on I know that doesn't actually do anything so whoo right okay let's close this now what have we got we've got play leaderboard credits let's find out who's responsible for this project director writer and scientifically Dr. David Bann I bet he's a riot of parties project director and academic consultant professor Andrew Burn we thank all staff at the Center of Longitudinal Studies UCL Institute of Education and Tom Berman for helpful earlier discussions this works funded by economic and social they got a grant for this thing they've got a grant for this I'm sorry I just got distracted by that logo but I'm right duck-duck Zeus what what is that it's like two duck heads and and Zeus his face how odd so yeah oh duck-duck Zeus for the people that made it I guess Ben Sharples not sharpies Sharples Spencer Marshman Spencer Marshman is not a real name there is no one on this planet called Spencer Marshman I'm sorry it's not that's not true David Burns fair enough ban and strang they sound like something from Mad Max or something you know was this made in some post-apocalyptic future and then sent back in time and what's up with the colors as well this yellow what is that right okay there's a leaderboard no we're right okay should be let's play the game shall we have to play place ladder pieces click and turn to move move up quickly to get a higher score avoid the clouds good starting socio-economic conditions are chosen at random higher score 1 to 6 equals 5 so we're doing pretty well okay so I guess we're like middle-class white guy that's that's the position that it's chosen for us I can't I can't adjust that slider so here we go whoa okay right oh god wait I scrolling this up moves the stuff up and scrolling it down moves the stuff down that is backwards I bet if this was made by a Mac user okay so I've got to join but I've got to I've got to avoid the clouds right so I'm gonna need a I already hate this game what time's up I shut up oh my god I've got to do that whole bastard thing again come on oh there's not even a cloud there messed up oh what I've got more stuff go on straight ups where's my straight ups quite enter that's the move somewhere that's exactly how I would climb a ladder as well right okay cool so we're we're almost at the middle of the almost at the middle of the London eye good let's just I can see a cloud on the horizon I can't actually move the thing up oh right I can click and drag like that I this is I don't know where that cloud actually is I can't move I can't move the thing along that's just bollocks right end the turn here we go good next turn I've got three turns left what happens then to a die is that it's that the end this game is bollocks almost got to the top of the London eye though so yeah I'm pretty sure this is this this is just like real life I know when I look back on my life I think I remember that time I climbed that massive ladder and that reflected my socio-economic status I hope it's not gonna say time up if I don't reach the end of the ladder in time you piece of shit your piece of shit game right last turn here we go let's let's make this one count come on God I'm gonna die because of the stupid control mechanism come on but still I still can't move that screen just do that the point in the timer the timer runs out the timer runs out and then that's it that's the end of your turn you know and so you don't go anywhere I scored 17 should we post that to the leaderboard let's see let's see like how high up on the on the leaderboard no repercussions for losing a turn are that you don't move anyway and you've got a limited number of turns that's that's what it is and once you run out of turns that's the end of your life effectively it's post the leaderboard oh I have to create a username that's good isn't it look how it displays the password and it doesn't actually hide the password it's good job I chose a password that I never actually use probably specify my actual email address sure use I use this email address why on earth would I use the password lol cats it's a crap password right I just need to check my email apparently so give me a sec I think I might have ended invalid email address it feel free to try like you know using the password lol cats to activate you know any one of my many accounts that I have on various different mail systems no I have actually deleted that that address I tell you what let's let's go back let's go to on what oh no it's not I see let's see if I could just view the leaderboard I can't even view the leaderboard without logging in let's try that what did I call myself fudge boss even here obviously lol cats I well I mean by cats is cats from zero wing yeah wow there's actually people on here let's so what no I want to order by height what clicking this isn't changing a damn thing see who else got 17 this mean what do these buttons do who designed this UI I'm playing this game for should play again you have another game oh mate our starting position is too wait one to six great associate can help you decide does that mean that yeah we were on five which meant like we weren't actually with that was like you know working class brown person whereas now we're middle class white person I think on what no there's a cloud right in the right in the way right there allow that but I can't move the damn thing across oh I can zoom out with the mouse wheel oh there we go middle mouse zooms across I'm glad they mentioned that in the control rundown here we go right next turn let's do it let's go come on ain't got time for no shenanigans let's get laddering biatches okay right here we go let's move across that way how long have I got left not that long so let's go let's go let's do it who are next turn here we go what else have we got here we've got a load of that we go up there do I can the clouds represent depression you know the the inescapable depression of the people that play this piece of shit game or maybe the depression that the wives of the people that made this game experience when they realize that they're married to complete fucking twat is that too close to a cloud I don't know or care oh no I'm not gonna run out of time now aren't I come on climb faster climb faster climb for this game's giving me braids I was a cloud there as well why'd you have to rain on my parade I disagree with the person that said it's you know it's difficult to understand it's dead easy to understand what's more difficult to understand is why why this game exists I can't can't move the damn thing it's gonna end that turn there you seem stretched well I think I think we've climbed higher than last time oh for shit's sake I don't know let's end the turn I haven't asked the the chat I have asked my face but the the game itself are 23 what did better can skill or luck overcome starting circumstance I don't care you know what this game this game's not making me think about socio-economic you know situation and like how how this games making me wish that I could find out who who made it so I can crush their hands so they can't type anymore I bet I bet it was made by people that watched Nathan Barley and thought that that was a documentary like you know rather than a rather than a sardonic satire okay right let's let's post the leaderboard that's good job it's remembered my thing let's kind of log in with that is that posted it I don't know I don't know if that's posted it or not these are different people that was there why this what's the difference between the height and your score mean anything let's look at all how far did we get 23 is that where we got but I can't or no I can order it by there we go I don't think it's registered my previous score look there's no fudge boss there is there 23 is there a fudge boss anyone see fudge boss no cuz he's not there is he's not there this leaderboards bollocks I don't think it actually I don't think it's anyone's score that goes up there I think it's just randomly generated names and shit I don't ever want to play this game I'm exiting this game are you sure you want to quit yeah yeah I'm sure I want to quit the fuck what I want to carry on with that piece of shit so yeah yeah oh right to answer your question about the stretched chat yeah the chat is sort of stretched because because I haven't a vast it I just realized that what I what I should do is maybe something like that does that look a bit better is that more I don't know because the thing is I my screen is 1610 ratio but I stream at a 169 ratio because like you know most people can't handle the power of 1920 by 1200 resolution so so yeah so that was that was that was that was Jacob I can understand why it got the most pointless game award because it was it really was pointless you know slightly reduced the height okay there we go so there will be no comic sands in my in my feed so yeah that that's basically it you know I was kind of I expected I expected to be able to stream for like you know an hour and a half maybe you know 45 minutes per game that seems that seems about right but no no papyrus either God but yeah but I don't know man what what was that it was there was an unfinished an unfinished game that had been made with some like game creation toolkit and that piece of shit and now hearing this news about Donald Trump getting rid of the getting rid of the the actual you know the pages on the White House related to like climate change and LGBT and it makes me think of America and how like I know I know this is a generalization I know it's not true of all Americans because there's there's some pretty smart American people out there but the majority of Americans seem really really thick loads of them think that the earth's flat you know loads of them think that God's a thing you know they they just seem mentally ill right they're educated stupid you know I bet not a single one of them has ever read timecube.com Rest in peace timecube.com So yeah this isn't gonna be a massive rant like like last week's I was I was fired up last week and I had I had I had stuff to get off my chest but a video game a video game stream is probably not the place to vent my frustration about the the voting tendencies of the American public or the the inauguration of of a fucking twat as as president of the United States we're probably all gonna die pretty soon you know so it's to the younger people out there I feel sorry for you guys because you know it's you got your whole lives ahead of you and that's gonna be tragically cut short in like nuclear nuclear fire you know I mean most of the people most of me and my friends we've we've had all right lives you know we've lived to the ripe old age of 30 something and and so when we die you know we we did all right but you guys you know you haven't even you haven't had a chance to to do anything cool yet so I can't feel sorry for that but yeah or he might get shot I guess that's the best we can hope for but yeah well it's kind of a sad note to end on isn't it really I wonder if I've got I wonder if I've got a fun game like I'm in my steam library that I could sort of like load up and and and say hey here's something fun instead but I don't I don't really I mean not one that I can just do quickly I could load up I could load up pants and medals I guess so you want to see me like try and date a tank anyone want to want to see that looking at you are you making this stuff up or that that can't that can't be true that can't be true right okay so here we go let's let's fire up fire up this tank dating simulator pants and medals it might be take me a little a couple of sex to actually get the the screen size all set up and everything but you know right here we go there we go okay right let me just move this into position I guess I guess that will do is that okay for everyone so here we go I assume you can hear this terrible music that's playing press the Russian flag Carl there we go I'll press the old Russian national anthem there I hope it's the Soviet one even though the Russian one sounds the same so if you want lyrics slightly different so here we go new game comrade let's do this only the dead have seen the end of that's right Benito if that is your real name cool here we go ah wow yawn this is great shall do this in my dramatic reading voice ah I can't believe I overslept gunny is going to have my head for this wait never mind it's the first day of class oh shit it's the first day of class I really should have written down the address I have no idea where the hell this school is why did they put a tank school in downtown Akihabara anyway come to think of it I haven't seen any military bases near here either hell I really am going to be late if I can't figure out where I'm going I should ask for directions it looks like that mechanic shop is open same with the convenience store I'll ask one of those mechanics more likely to know about tanks right let's go maybe the mechanic would know where the tankery school is tankery is that a word you make your oh sorry you make your way into the garage of a small mechanic shop the only thing lighting the room is the warm glow of morning sunlight coming through the garage door suddenly a young woman in a denim jacket wheels out from under one of the vehicles her jacket is covered in motor oil stains that's pretty far what are you doing in here she asks sternly you glance around awkwardly sorry I'm just looking for the army base with the tank school her expression changes to a smile as she wipes the oil off her hands names Michaela we ain't got no army bases here though but the tank school you question before she cuts you off again oh we got one of those the tanks are real sweet girls I did some work on pants a fall last week she's adorable you stare confused by her statement adorable tank girl are we talking about the same thing she ignores you and continues on with her sentence yeah yeah you're in a hurry just go a few more streets the tank school is a big white building you can't miss it she says with a laugh you nod and thank her quickly before leaving for the school here we go tank school you've been jogging the last few blocks before finally coming to the gates of the school the building looks unassuming though except for the large tank school sign on the front wall written in some sort of teutonic font well I guess this is it you say to yourself as you make your way inside as you work your way through the school halls towards your classroom something seems amiss beyond the tank school sign nothing about this place looks like it's run by the military at all no military police at the gate checking papers no junior officers walking around trying to get salutes out of a noise sergeant's nothing maybe that mechanic was pulling my leg you keep walking down the hallway before stopping to appear into a classroom through an open door do you it looks like any normal Japanese classroom the desks are arranged in neat rows and nothing about the room would lead you to believe this place has anything to do with the military what the hell have I got myself into you mutter to yourself before stepping back out into the hallway well here's room to see this is what it said on the paper this must be it I guess white it's white it's some of the dialogue is just like me saying and some of it's like narrator saying what what I need to say you like the tank school thing yeah all right here we go what's next you open the door for class maggot a tall man dressed in marine drill sergeant uniform shouted you before you're even halfway through the door I'm sorry sir don't you sir me maggot I'll work for a living gunnery sergeant I mean what's the wrong fucking voice wasn't it gunnery sergeant I mean have you forgotten how to address a senior non-commissioned officer maggot sergeant this recruit is sorry for being late but this recruit was lost and had to ask for directions sergeant the sergeant opens his mouth to shout again the classroom door opens she's fit hey senpai Sherman you're late again sorry senpai I couldn't find my armored skirts this morning I assume she's like you know midwest or something no excuses Sherman take your seats that means you to recruit he says looking back at you is this him saying it class Sherman and a new recruit are volunteering for cleaning to tail this afternoon senpai what's that mean I sergeant best job I ever had the rest of the class replies in unison you and Sherman take your seats at the back of the class and the drill sergeant continues with his lesson I think I think this game deserves a like a series of streams on its own you know after a few minutes of listening to him lecture on fire support doctrine you hear a whisper to your right what's your name when you whisper back what are you doing here at tank school that's what I want to know I'm supposed to be studying tank warfare at an officer's academy but all of you are dressed like high schoolers we're tanks blatantly not tanks are you what tanks didn't you read the sign out front tank school it's pretty obvious I think you got more shout I don't know it's not supposed to be that shouty yeah but I thought it was tank I thought it was tank school like normal no it's tank school for tanks that makes absolutely no sense cut the chatter back there recruits don't worry I'll introduce you to everyone at lunch she whispers before going back to doodling on her desk this is going to be a weird day I really hope I'm at the right place command will give me herl if they think I went a wall hours later it's probably almost lunchtime at the sound of the bell all of the tanks in the classroom start unpacking their lunch bags and heading to the hall new guy follow me I'll show you where the mess hall is she sounds excitedly from across the hall as she starts skipping away a shorter girl to your right looks at you and frowns oh you'll be sitting with us today great she says as she rolls her eyes and follows Sherman down the hall you walk into the school's mess hall and already there are tons of students sitting at various tables together on the far side of the room you see Sherman and a few other girls chatting as soon as she sees you she jumps up hey new guy over here you walk over to the group of girls and one by one Sherman begins to introduce you Erwin meet Panzer 4 hiya I'm a junior here and I'm from Germany she says with a wink and you're a tank too of course I'm Panzer Kampfwagen sorry I'm Panzer Kampfwagen fear Ausfeuchern f spy but my friends just call me Panzer fear she giggles and this little cutie is t-34 chan Sherman says pulling on the pink her head girl sleeve cut it out Sherman oh come on tea Chan oh hi I'm tank of you 34 but everyone just calls me t-34 except German that's right she's our little tea Chan I'm not that short shorter than both of us shorter than both of us Sherman and Panzer 4 laugh in unison it's obvious that this isn't the first time I've had this discussion wait wait so if you're Panzer 4 and she's t-34 don't you two we used to have our differences but we got over it right t-34 she says nudging t-34 to speak right who needs European again a mere genomy and a crime here anyway I don't know why t-4's an old Russian guy because that's like the only Russian accent that I do Sherman quickly cuts her off well as close as as close to over it as they can get she says poking them both in the ribs so then everyone here is a tank yep well everybody except for the teachers and you she says embarrassed I'm beginning to think this is some sort of joke it seems normal to me she smiles well yeah but you're a tank and and a girl I still don't even know why I'm here I was supposed to be studying armored warfare not how to be a tank go ask gunnery sergeant Hartman he's so kawaii even if he seems like a mini I don't think I've ever heard a sergeant called kawaii let's go together come on she says as she grabs you by the hand follow me Irvin we can talk to her sergeant I don't know he doesn't really seem like the talking type is there anyone else he just seems grumpy but he's actually really sweet we are talking about the same person right it's only because he was in zavor what the war desu what wait he was as you speak the sound of a tank motor stalling suddenly roars behind you I don't know who's saying this is I can't do the voice properly is is he okay to be more careful you almost crushed him I assume this got me saying that I don't know I know Senpai I broke down again I couldn't stop it's okay he's gonna be all right just don't push yourself so hard okay why haven't you got a pork bun in your hand right now hi hi Senpai he wake it up this incredibly racist Chinese accent I'm doing looks like you took quite a where am I what how what happened to me oh tiger one had a little slip up a transmission jammed again you know you really should wear a helmet when you're around field manual never mind anyway tiger come over here he looks well enough to see you where's she's supposed to be from where's the tiger why I'm a little bit of research so I can get the voice right tiger one tank oh that was German as well so she's supposed to be German oh no apparently that was German so ah but I think I did her with that racist Chinese voice so ah I'm sorry for running over she looks really sad I should probably she looks really sad I should probably say something it's okay it doesn't hurt that bad you shift out the bed to stand up before falling back in pain but it was an accident ah your main air I don't know I don't know what voice to do for her I don't know where she's from or who she is yeah it's not that the girl interrupts your lamentations with a hug you can see that she's on the verge of crying hey miss miss nurse what's up with her what's this on her face there nurse what's up with her oh tiger breaks down a lot it's just a design floor tiger is still trying to hug you as you slowly drag yourself closer to the door oh no wait that's supposed to be the narrator look I'm really all right see you say balancing on one foot on the ground that's both balancing with one phone the granny can read that you might want to let me handle this from here why don't you take the rest of the day off ah sure yeah I'll see myself out you say as you pride the girl off you why would you pry that girl off you come on guys she's hot you walk out into the school hallway and take a moment to catch your thoughts what kind of place is this you mutter when you notice a girl staring at you from behind the corner of a wall she ducks back around the corner as soon as you look at her um hello is anyone there she peeks her head background peeks that's spelt wrong blushing red and looking very shy who's she is to where's an is to from let's find out is is to tank soviet union right cool she's russian um I'm sorry are are you the new boy uh yeah I guess I am well I wanted to ask something if that's okay sure well have you ever been inside of a tank oh my word I'd love to be inside of these tanks if you get me oh I never have well I'm playing this game so I can get inside tanks that's why well then why are you playing this game game this game where you wait to ask me if I want to get a drink with you I wish all hot russian chicks were like this um um yeah come on let's go as well you know Deborah the only girls that I ever fall for are totally insane or completely unattainable you and I asked to walk down the street she keeps trying to brush her hand against yours come on let's just get it on obviously she isn't the master of subtlety come on Irwin let's get that drink she pulls you into the bar by the hand obviously you don't have much choice in this matter I'm not complaining to be fair what a weird bar why that's really odd why are these seats right it looks like a cinema the bar is dimly lit and it smells of sweat alcohol and do I smell cosmoline what the fuck is cosmoline is anyone no I I'm assuming for the purposes of this game that everyone in it is actually old enough to drink and have sex uh otherwise it's kind of weird isn't it so um so yeah I assume you have to be 18 to get to tank school or something in the background a beat up radio plays soft jazz music IST leads you to the bar where a crusty bearded man uh peers out of you from behind an open bottle of vodka his eyes meet IST and he takes a swig what can I get you tovarish the usual and Irwin here will have something hard what do you have vodka anything else my papa Sergei he left me this bar when the wall fell he made vodka all his life all his life spit on his name and piss on his life's work for the state what does that mean he'll have vodka too in fact make it a double I'm feeling frisky the music starts up again you start to take a sip of your drink you'll know what's my favorite maneuver the Picard maneuver yes envelopment from behind this is pure filth you choke on your drink yeah no shit it's true it's so effective especially when the enemy isn't expecting it you press the attack and penetrate their lines from behind is she advocating rape my pet but Joseph taught me this is so weird this is far too weird this is like too weird for you too too weird for or something what about you do you have a favorite maneuver uh is it weas cough or cough me too I like choking their resources but play for their disloyalty to rodent I don't know where rodent there is but Jesus Christ loyalty rodent yes it means a lot to me and my family people keep leaving me I've not played hatch for boyfriend that's the pigeon one isn't it I haven't played that I'm sorry IS too but you didn't leave me you came here with me now you're great there with she slaps you on the back ow you spill your drink don't spill silly finish your drink and let's dance you spoil sport that's okay you can watch oh I didn't read that before I clicked on it she makes her way to the musky floor of the mostly empty bar what people just coming in here pissing on the floor or something that begins to dance saxophone laced innuendo wines and joins you back at the bar so did you like your first day attack it was awesome because you met me right sure yeah totally was actually that's the best part of my day don't play coy let's drink IS too we have class in the morning that's right class in she likes her drinks maybe a little too much suddenly an old-sounding song comes on over the radio and a few patrons in the bar break into toast and sing I can't read Russian I don't know what that says yeah I should probably stand for the anthem tonight here we go lowly ball is gone what's going on okay so that was the uh the Russian national soviet national anthem whatever wait a second isn't that the uh soviet this soviet oh sorry the soviet hymn za I don't know how the song goes but there you can see a single solid feet here all down the bartender's cheek your page it doesn't belong in another time for the rich the song dies down where's the paper to clear out of the bar I'm gonna head home Erwin want my number sure give me your number seven eight six five nine hang on a minute um let's get my phone out here so what is it seven seven eight six five one nine three seven eight let's give her a call oh it's not real uh right she gets up from her seat and winks at you as she walks out of the bar you finish the last you drink at the bartender puts out his cigarette huh I didn't think I didn't think you were allowed to smoke in bars in Japan is also against bar rules to be of little but the fuck that says in bar but do not throw you out yet ah thanks for that zangief all right have a nice night you leave the bar and start walking back to your house you make your way home trekking across the entire town to get there damn that girl dragged me far you mutter as you approach your apartment what a nut anyway seriously you open the front door and go please please have a thing where she's in my room you sit on your bed and take your shoes off one by one I don't even know I mean she could could she have been any more forward god I'm probably going to have to see her at school tomorrow too why what this guy's a prick man she was all right what's wrong with her I need to figure out what her deal is her deal is she's a heart-russian chick is she fancisher you know what hell when any of this tech school stuff is I can't exactly ask the sergeant and Sherman wasn't much help wait that nurse mentioned a manual I bet there's a surplus store in town with all that stuff I'll go there tomorrow they've got to know something at least lay your head back on the pillow before fast asleep before you even know it uh my head back to do you want to prepare yourselves guys you know what's coming back to back to I'm going to figure out what the hell is going on today if I hurry I can probably stop the commander's office before class starts how do I save my game man and here we are huh it literally does say tech school right on the sign still it's weird as hell now where was that admin office can I all right I'm gonna save that I think that that first day this game this game's totally awesome this doesn't belong on a let's play the worst games on steam thing I think I might have to actually create um I might have to actually create a um a new sort of playlist stream playlist and maybe do a midweek stream like Wednesdays or something where I play this because this is just this is bang on and um I like to think that you guys uh you know have more immersed in the action uh because the um because because of the voices and everything you know maybe this is like you know next level next level enjoyment right here so yeah this game this game is um um it's called pants and maidles um it's about dating tanks apparently there's loads of these dating games there's um there's hatterful boyfriend which is like you date pigeons um so yeah maybe I'll do the um the Wednesday uh Wednesday date night or something uh I can I can play some um I tell you what hang on give me a sec I've got an idea right uh you you guys you guys wanted a date um let's go first of all let's go to um here then secondly let's go to here finally let's go to here so how's that how's that sounding for you guys right now we've got we've got the rain we've got the rainfall in there we've got a crackling fireplace and um so yeah so maybe I can do uh I can do a mid-week date night this is obviously this is how I get ladies back to my place fireplace looks nice so yeah why don't you take off some of those wet clothes you know we can hang them up by the fire and help you into something a little bit more comfortable with uh it's raining pretty hard but you know so um so tonight what have we seen tonight we've seen our first game sector a crap first person shooter uh jacob a crap non-sensible game uh it's all about I don't know I hope that music's not too loud I obviously can't hear what it sounds like but I just just turn that down a little bit uh and we've seen uh pants and maidles like the uh one of the finest dating sims you'll ever play um obviously made that a little bit more interesting uh by virtue of uh our voiceovers maybe maybe I'll get a book from project Gutenberg and read that out or something um yeah I think I do think actually the sleazy fireplace roundup needs to be a part of every single one of these streams that is a damn fine idea um and maybe maybe I'll I'll put on I'll put on a robe or something you know like and just like lean back yeah a little uh little cup of espresso or something like that get a kimono that's the best suggestion I've heard yes uh if someone wants to donate a kimono or maybe I could start a Patreon fund you know like to or Kickstarter a Kickstarter for this uh for the uh the rates sat in from the 70s suggestions are amazing yeah um this I I think um the the crap games um have given given rise to one of the greatest ideas and it's a collaborative effort that's why I like so much about this whole thing is the um maybe I should I should start and finish with uh with a sleazy roundup um so anyway this has been um let's play the worst games on steam and talk the whole time or you guys look at my face episode 10 um we're in double figures now I still don't know how many people actually watched the stream um but it's probably around 10 again maybe so we had two games tonight I'm glad I did two games tonight because they were really they were crap weren't they and then we hit on the awesome idea of playing that that dating sim um so um I will try and get something set up for Wednesday um maybe just play like a day of a dating sim um and um you know we can we can get it on and I mean that in a literal sense as well I want you all to come round and and get it on you know um so yeah any any sort of sleazy props which you think are going to be are going to be useful or uh or like you know worth worth uh worth using and you and you're willing to donate you know by all means send them my way um so yeah we could do something like welcome to live stream 10 many of my friends play computer games but not all of them play for click subscribe something like that yeah does that look good is that sort of thing you want a big old Cuban cigar yes not sure about a baby jesus buck plug mark get you a discount yes I'm sure mark can get me a discount um so yeah deeper voice uh maybe I'd have to put like some sort of uh because I obviously it's my voice um I'd need to um uh if you want to draw some sleazy artwork there's that'll be amazing right this is a whole community effort man this this this this thing would this thing could be great you'll probably get more traffic than the worst games on steam thing as well um there were those really disturbing of a positive dildos yes there were um but that's not really a sleazy thing is it that's a disgusting thing so um so yeah uh deeper voice and say I want my king butterfly I don't know what that means um so yeah maybe uh hang on let me just try something I'm just going to test something out because you can do special effects here let's go to filters as add a filter uh no I can only do gain noise suppression on noise gate I can't actually change that so sorry about that close deeper than that I can't actually do that lorcan you know in the same way that I'm never gonna play mech warrior 4 I'm also never gonna like be deeper than the deepest voice I can do which isn't really that deep to be fair um my headset changes on one of them is up north what does it put an accent on the thing that you say deeper deeper are you just trying to be like throw out as much sexual innuendo as possible um wait I I know what I could do hold on a sec hold hold on just one just one second um I'm gonna have to uh I'm gonna have to do this oh god what's the uh oh I can't remember uh um I'll cast that's the one here we go if this works uh English that's fine don't want Julie we want oh god what's his name Daniel UK hi there I didn't see you are you ready for the sexiest live stream you ever watched maybe not the outcast effect makes everything sound like an overhyped hip hop band I guess so um right let me just full screen that fireplace so we can we can get back to the to the action here so anyway so um yeah um if anyone has any further suggestions for um uh uh thing what's it called the the the stream uh either this stream or the uh the the new midweek sexy time stream um feel free to um that's not Daniel UK isn't it um shut up Lorcan if anyone has any ideas for either this stream or the the new upcoming midweek sexy time uh stream uh either um post on my twitter at to Carl I'll type it in the chat so there's no um there's no confusion at to Carl not to kark or anything like that um or you can contact me on youtube post a comment on any of my youtube videos I'll find it email me contact me on steam uh meet me in real life um whatever you know just give me give me ideas and um what the hell is this something's just popped up on my um on my uh steam one of my steam friends has just popped up is saying uh Pat Elias is playing two carl simulator what on earth is that there's treachery afoot I tell you treachery um so anyway um yeah we will do the next um I hope if I have time on Wednesday it might have to be a fortnightly thing the sexy time thing but if I have time on Wednesday uh it will be the next day of uh pants and maidles next week's um terrible game stream is probably oh my god someone's just gifted me hattiful boyfriends debbs you are wonderful I love you to bits um so brilliant that's that's all of these dating sims to to that uh so yeah so next week the terrible game is probably going to be hallow halls hollow halls um looks like some sort of crap horror game so so there's that to look forward to um yes you are my worst enabler it's true um so yeah um I don't know who grimothy is uh if you add me on steam this goes out to anyone watching if you add me on steam um please drop me a message in some form to tell me who you are because I don't just add random people if if you know if you know me um let me know who you are so that I can add you you know um but anyway um that's it I hope you've enjoyed um uh I hope you've enjoyed this uh week's stream I uh I hope you have um laughed cried um felt patriotic uh you know at the soviet national anthem whatever that's all good man um yeah that's that's all I've got to say um tune in next week we'll have more bad games tune in hopefully on Wednesday we'll have some more sexy times I know you're looking forward to that um and uh yeah keep on keep on rocking in the free world the free world which is soon to no longer exist thanks to Donald Trump um so I want my king butterfly is are you happy now lorcan does that satisfy you yeah so um it's farewell from me uh it's farewell from um all of you guys say goodbye to each other and um it's farewell from uh from uh tank school uh and um I will see you next time good night