 Oh my god, I love it already. Hello welcome dear simulator. What are these intros? It doesn't make sense. This is a deer. I oh you can put shed onto water. Oh, no I drew it out. I was like, I don't know what to record. Oh, my friend captain sauce said maybe I should play a little bit of Deer simulator, so that's what I'm gonna do Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh Hold on There's too much. I'm a deer. First of all cool. What's the big cow up to? Oh my god I didn't know oh my god What the fuck? I'm not normal. I am not normal Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, this is how you drive things. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Hold on a second to back it up back it up Okay, you get over here. Okay, and we're gonna do the loop. Okay, right away. We're gonna do the loop We're gonna do the loop. We're gonna do the loop My god, is that an elephant? Is that a flying elephant? What is this game? This is one of those YouTube games You guys know about YouTube games. This is games that are definitely just made for YouTube go Through the loop. I need it. I need to get a better vehicle. This one sucks. I hate it next stretch Okay, yeah, hold on wait say hi hi hi. How are you? Can I dance? Oh? We're dancing now. Geez. What is this? Deerify odd. That's great. That's great. Okay. I'm gonna get in this car We're gonna go quick. Okay. Oh my god. This car is so much faster than I thought it was gonna be. Oh my god, it is fucking speed. It is the definition of speed Okay, ready? All we need to do Is go forward ready. We're gonna wait for this car to pass and then we're going for it Yes, yes, yes, yes Can I read the horse of course I can oh, yeah, of course is that a giant fish in the sky How do I get to an airport? Hold on is there an airport nearby because I need to get a plane so I could see that giant fish in the sky Animal friends, maybe I can help you. Oh y'all are playing basketball Hold hold on hold it. Oh, yeah, I want a dunk Can we dunk? How do I how do I score? Oh? Okay, hold on hold on hold on hold on get to this side and bang Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. You know you want to do it, but you know you want to do it That wasn't really a dump, but it's okay. What's this game? Is that the airport run? Can I swim? I'm Jesus Christ. I Am Jesus Christ. What is out here? I can run on water. Who are you? What oh, it's the developer okay, oh, and I can be a normal dear But who wants that when I'm gonna be a sprinting Malibu all right get me a plane I want to see that fish and the elephant. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, wait, hold on. I'm stuck Oh, no wait hold on There's no way Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god I I'm a little upset about it because I'm I'm confused and I don't like being confused I like knowing what's going on and I don't know what's going on Therefore I'm a little upset about it. Are you a rhino? Of course you are Can I ride you hold on I can hold him Okay, wait, what did I just do can I spawn in things? Okay, hold on wait. Okay, come back here. I need you. I need you just for a minute I need you to stay here. Okay, you stay right there. I'm gonna go grab a cow. I'll be right back Okay, don't move a muscle wait you are the one Yep, they're coming with me bucko, and then we have the cow and we have the rhino and we have the deer All three combined make for what we're about to find out. Okay You stay Get up on this and everyone know Cow I need God damn it. Where'd you go? I need you to stay on this. Okay God damn it cow. I need you to stay No, don't hit him stop hitting him grab him No stop. Okay. Okay. I'm putting you on top of this and then you're going to stay there like a good Like the good cow that you are Huh, huh, huh? Hold on wait a minute. What if I killed the cow? There we go. I've done it guys. Everything's fine now. Everything's great. Everything's all right All right, there we go. All we had to do was murder the cow and that's fine What are you bringing to me man? Tigers is that a mac made of animals? Ed's a mac made of animals and it's mine metal deer. Oh my god This was all worth it. Bessie your life We had to sacrifice you but boy. Oh boy. Was it worth it? This is where the police come out. I'll see now. I'll see now bring out your best shot Huh, you won't be able to stop me. I'm a deer in a mech. You've got sheep. Oh That's some pussy shit police level one. All right Let's fucking it go dude. Oh here. They are. Oh here. They all are. Oh my gosh, you're pathetic You are pathetic bring out more deer. Come on do it Come on Do it Come on Come on. Come on sheep. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, get close to me You've defeated the cops. Well easy peasy of course I did Does that go all a real life? Oh I'm just I'm just destroying things now. Oh my god. I angered the koala. Oh my god Is my mech not here anymore? At least now I know That I can just kill a cow. Yeah, come here. I know I know you're about to be meat. I know I know Oh, you're a VR cow. That's so much fun. Oh my god. That's so sad though. You didn't even see me coming Because you were in VR. Oh, that's so sad. That's tragic. Oh, I don't even need it The mech's already here. Okay, bring them out boys Bring them out. I am causing all of the destruction Yes Oh, dude, we get actual cops now. Oh because of the destruction level. It's a poll of god. Okay So first off I need to get rid of the sheep. Come on. I'm shooting right at there We go one sheep two sheep anyone that comes in my path will be destroyed You will be destroyed and being overrun. Oh look at this path of destruction That I've made Uh-oh, uh-oh, hold on a second. The polar bears are coming Get out of the way Oh my god. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I've defeated the cops. Okay. Everyone's dead. Ooh, what if I shoot the big cow? Dude, dude, the big cow has turned into a big bull. What if I shoot the udders? It is slowed with milk Give me your milk. All right, let's just destroy some of the buildings, huh? I do want to fight the giant koala. There's a zebra on top of there Oh my god There's a large zebra. All right, my dear zaster level is at C If I get it to B will new cops come out still let's see. Come on. Get me the B, baby Beef a baby. Here they come. What do we got? Rabbits those guys are cute Ear walker. All right, let me add them See this might be tough though because they small They small enemies. Oh and I gotta deal with goats too or sheep, whatever they are Oh my boy Oh my boy There's so many of them. There's too many of them. Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude Calm down. Okay. I got one of the rabbits. I got two of the rabbits. Okay. Now the sheep are mine Come on sheep Yeah, man, come and get me. Come and get me. I defeated the cops. Okay Jeepers. Oh under construction. I can't even go higher than level B, but maybe I can go higher than koala Huh? Oh boy, here he comes Immediately dead immediately dead. You can't defeat the giant koala man or can you I don't know All right guys, I'm gonna end this one here. What am I even playing deer simulator? I don't I don't know what I'm playing right now I hit a great time. It's a very fun game. If you want to check it out for yourself. It's on steam. Uh, excuse me Excuse me. I can have a k47 face Why didn't anyone tell me that I could have a k47 face? What the fuck dude? Come on. Why didn't no one do all right? Well, anyway, I'm going to leave this one here Thank you guys so much for watching. Hope you enjoyed me being a deer because I enjoyed me being a deer It was a fun game. I'll see you guys later. Hope you have a lovely day. Uh What's the outro? What's the outro addressing in the comments? Let me know what what should the outro be? I had an outro. I used to have one but now It's long gone. Nobody uses outro's anymore. Why? I don't know. See you later. Keep that