 Hey, this video's got a lot of shouting and a lot of bad language like more than usual because we're all drunk Sorry, also check these guys out. They're really cool and good friends And if you want to see more of these guys, here's a video of us playing Mario 64 multiplayer together Oh, we all just be knuckles and knuckles and knuckles and knuckles Anyway, so I popped champagne and dented my wall Wow, do we want jungle? Do you want a cake? We want an island? War Oh, yeah, yeah, let me show let me show my drink. Oh, I got real drinks this time. So you got real. Yeah, real drinks Check this out. All right, logger. I got shut up. I got this this was recommended to me as someone who likes sort of fruit and Drinks and stuff. I immediately spilled everything. Not all of it. Yeah, it looks like lemonade That's why I picked it up for the stronger stuff. I have this this vibe. There we go What have everybody? 40% alcohol on that one. So I've got a I've got a 10% it's actually 9.95 percent But it's basically like an alchemist waiting to be so how how many turns are we thinking how many If one piece of advice the central area is Bowser's only the fly guy can take you That's what was my nickname in high school the fly guy Hell yeah, man, I have popped collars and everything. I don't know how to do a toad voice anymore It's been so long here. I I I can do I can do the toad voice. Hold on. Oh He's done. All right, we're doing 35 cool So what are what are the rules to this drinking game? Mmm. I will give my speech the rules in the base game Whoever loses the mini game the hardest every that person drinks for every star somebody else gets you drink at the Very end of the game the very last place chugs all of their drink and then we have donation rules All right, the first donation was from Sujin $20 off the back to start off Oh my god, that's strong, holy shit No, I've had vodka before but I forgot that it's just like burning. Yes That's what start alcohol. We'll do Okay, fine. All right, what's that Three three three drink and four drinks in and I haven't we haven't even played the game careful You don't want us to die before we finish this game. Yeah, Mario is huge Oh my god, I like you specifically got a five dollar donation from bingo. This one's for Alec my special angry boy. Oh Yeah, no God Joseph that donation for you wait prove. No Do you want to chug straight up or do you want to take five shots back to back with somebody else? I think chugging will be better. Okay, all right. All right. I need you guys to count for me. All right I'm gonna start. Yeah three two one One two Three done. Oh my god. Oh All right boozles right. We had to play faster for Joseph's sake. That was the bitchiest chug I've ever done I don't I think anyone has done now you fools. This is home territory for me. This is the Mario game I know the best. I only I played this with no friends because I had none My coin You're one home for them all four of my coin come on. I'm a master. I'm a master of disaster again So close so close That's all three of us straight now. Yeah, we all of us are it yeah, I am I am donkey Kong Destroyer of worlds We all have to work together really we had to punch booze Yeah, I can jump out of here booze. You stupid guy who said I'm tight for an effective Oh, I have no idea what was going on wait. Do we drink? Oh god Thanks for the two thousand. Oh god. That's disgusting. Give me some water. I'm gonna have to pour more drink I don't know if you guys are also doing I think I've made bad decisions. I agree. I immediately regret my decision Can I afford it I don't think so Look at that. Look at that. I have 19 I'm gonna focus I'm gonna get the star now. Okay. All right get your drink ready boys Drink out the red I've already won. Hi. Yes, sir. I've been kidnapped. Oh It's like I've been expecting you listen. Nobody's allowed to touch my butt Yeah, I just yeah, I'm feeling fine. I don't I'm just a little dizzy, you know, honestly, I'm fine. I'm okay Yeah, how many Yeagers did it take shut up like once fuck. Oh fuck. This is harder than I thought shit All right, my thing's gonna have like a little goatee. All right drink up boy. I like drink anyways God damn job chat. I'm sweating. You're sabotaging my my friends for me. I appreciate that Coins unless you lose coins from this you don't have to drink Apparently this is for me Alec I really don't want to I've done ever you owe me a favor from the last time All right, where I chugged and didn't Baby Chugging chugging chugging is never vomited by the way. He's only gotten progressively more offensive and drunk So I want to see how far that line goes good If it becomes a problem there is a rule where you can call yourself a pussy ass bitch and It would be very early to say so right now I made sure my cup of water is three times the size of my cup of alcohol. Don't worry Oh, this leg is fucking killing me get out of here. Why are you? No Yeah, I'm a master. See I can drink and drive Alec, you don't have to drink anymore. All you got to do is say the magic words I don't like this map. Why'd you guys pick this map? Why can't we have like a normal board where you go across and just get to the you said battlefield too? You can't play I didn't say shit shut up you fool not voting means you're voting for the worst decision That's kind of true though, isn't that wrong? I can't believe you got it already fucked. Listen. They're both green things It's just you know, it's hard different kinds of green things. Do you green things all look a lot to you? Yes, stop left. There you go. Shush. I got this stop back seating bottom left. I got shut up I'm a good boy. I know I know how to video game top Shhh I'm good. I'm I'm good at video games. Okay. I am the video game boy. I'm the one who wins I know matching games. You're a fucking liar I haven't had to have a drink in a while. I'm good. I feel good damn it Wait, isn't that like counter-intuitive to mario? Yeah, you want in mario? You're supposed to avoid the piranha plants This is not this is not true to the lore. Hi dizzy Joe. How do you do? I'm doing very good regular renault How are you doing? Excellent. People have caused me to drink quite a bit though. I'm concerned. What's gonna happen later How many drinks have you had? Do you know I have no idea great not randomly? Yes. Yes Oh man Slating on a I just donated five dollars alec you have to drink Suck a dick you son of a bitch I want I want everyone to look at the bowling pins. They look like they're actually in pain. Yeah Oh, can I control this? Oh, shit. I can Well, do I need to drink for that? Does that count as a loss? I kind of want to give joseph a pass on that one just because I feel bad. Ah, fuck it. I'll drink Okay. Hey mario. Would you uh, you feeling it now mr. Krabs? I'm definitely feeling it mr. Krabs Yes Drink up boys I haven't drank a normal drink this entire fucking guys. It's straight branding. It hit me all at once What happened? What'd you do? Addict engine? Thank you for the follow Well, please don't bark. Oh, yeah, no, I feel vomiting already. No. No, come on. Come on. Come on. Yes Oh my god I'll be their next turn boys I'm gonna make it clear not that I'm calling on myself a pussy ass bitch But it is perfectly clear to call yourself a pussy ass bitch anyone Oh, yeah, but I'm not gonna do it. Please. I'm not a fucking loser. Yeah, because I'm not a pussy ass. I am already nauseous What? I'm a father of my laser Not Dude, why are you fucking dead? Dude, why are you fucking drowned? Oh, my god, we should go Crossing that high five buddy Oh god, please please please snap sooner or later. Yes You won't be able to survive without these three coins. All right fine. I guess I'm not helping you next time. Gosh Drink up boys. I'll get a bit closer. Yeah, we're getting Someone call pussy ass bitch, please Oh, I just I just reached down to get my pringles and then I felt I I saw the abyss Oh, just suck bowser's dick for accent dude. I would Never mind Nobody heard that. I mean like I told you guys before in a previous stream My future wife is going to be a bowser cosplayer. So like yeah, except why is that a hundred dollars? Maybe five shots is going to be more than you chugging for three seconds But you get to take someone down with you you decide Wait, who who do I I get to pick one person? One person I'll be honest in my slightly, um in my more meditative, uh, clear minded sober state He's saying that so he doesn't get drunk. Hold on. I gotta I gotta think about this Joe What no, I'm okay. No, I didn't fall. I'm okay. We're not All right. Yeah, you and me you and me we're gonna go five shots. All right five shots five shots five shots Ziggs I take a shot feel free so my favorite game for viewers is Ziggs act So I'm actually about to vomit and I feel like I can't take another drink before I am going to like reaction I joke at I'm a pussy ass Oh, yeah, you just kind of I pulled I pulled this um This out of the packaging you can see the packaging Has no strong the juice packaging has oh wait. No the fucking there it is Hey, Tyler my roommate who is watching this who I appreciate and love for the longest time I thought I thought the juice came without a straw, but turns out I just ripped off the straw and put it somewhere You're a dumbass. I would be nice, but I'm drunk. Yeah. No. Yeah I am I didn't lose any one who lost Oh, I hope yeah, renal you can order food. You know everybody in joseph's chat I order renal's an obnoxious amount of food and he has to deal with that good lord I worry, you know somebody that's that my chat to him. I'm sorry, but I'm not like saying a lot When I'll get some order us Because we're bowling pins see if I could do slightly better than hitting a gutter. Oh the right of the needle I forgot how to control a button suddenly Chewing some pretzels and talking to him. Yeah, absolutely. It's just really good. Jesus. I'm sorry. I'm eating Jesus Everyone shut up. I want to hear joseph talk joseph. How are you doing? I'm dying. I'm doing all right. I just didn't want to interrupt any Delicious gator juice. I don't even know what I was trying to say. It's okay though. I think this is the most No, I'm pressing it. I don't know how to play video games. I'm pressing it. I honest doing it Yeah, nice. We won They fucked up I'm sorry. You got this. I'm sorry. I'm pressing it. I am I'm pressing it. How are you boys? I'm pressing it. I promise They asked you how you are. You just have to say that you're fine when you're not really fine And you just can't get into it because they would never run That's so sad. You're gonna win a little harder. That's so sad. Start with kraken. You probably need this It's your time. Where am I going? So I think We're in all the one Wait, I didn't I lost. I lost the most somehow. Okay Uh I have no idea Good job. I like you did the thing Like I know this is like I haven't been like doing a lot this stream But I'm so grateful that There've been there's fucking 500 people watching me Jesus Christ dude. I'm grateful I feel much better now that I'm a pussy-ass bitch. I should have checked how many turns wait, weegee check how many turns we have please What's the Oh my fucking god I I just muted them because like I don't because people are talking over each other. I just want you guys to know I very much appreciate you coming To watch it's an insane amount of people. I didn't want to interrupt anybody, but That's this is this isn't I love you all You know This is great. Oh fuck this minigame again. Hold on I hit the mic. I'm sorry. I think oh, yeah, it's my turn I'm a loser. I'm a fucking loser. No, you're a winner. Your editing is awesome. My dude And I love your voice You're great. I don't even know what I feel like anymore I just I just wanted to say like I don't mean to interrupt like the stream or anything You got you guys are awesome You've been doing this for like so many years, you know, you you need to get better recognition And shut up, bro. He's talking about us nicely. All right. Sorry. Go ahead, jose Because like you got you hit a repetitively to go faster and you hit b to jump. There you go. All right. Sorry. Go ahead No, I'm good. I'm gonna I'm gonna kick your ass. Oh, no b Wow Joe, we love you by the way Thank you. I love you too. I need to I appreciate that. I need to go pee though I'm just gonna let this turn go and oh, no, I can't because I'm all in fucking gags Pedro I love your art. Thank you twerk and niece He's drunk guys. He's gone. I'm sorry Oh Go pee joseph. I can barely even tell what color I am. All right, there we go. Alec Please just call push yes bitch for your health It's okay. Alec take a breath. I want to hear it. You got it, baby. I want to hear it Uh I thought I wouldn't be in control, but I feel I'm in I'm still in control Are you though? No, I am though. Like I can if I like focus If I like I feel lost Alec is sorry Zack is trying so hard. There it goes. Okay, Alex. You got it too. You got it No, because I can hold on Give me a second. Oh, no, almost almost. Yeah Joe, are you still drinking? No, but I have like a like a half cup and I don't want to throw it away Wow, I save What Too small you dumb. I dropped my controller. Where is it? Yeah, I don't worry. I Get another star. I ate dinner all of my coins. I ate dinner before the stream. Don't worry You have five stars Why are we so bad people are always People are always asking for arcane for for unearthed arcana, but I'm just Hey, Joseph, how's it feel that you can message any like Semi-big twitch streamer and be like hey want to stream together and they'd say yes Can I yeah, you could man He's like Not a lot of people know who I am still like I still feel kind of small Anyone who plays dnd knows what you are Oh, I hope mad mercer knows who I am that guy's so cool. Like he's fucking He made a message He tweeted out a message like the other day where like he just wants to do good and it's like yeah Mad mercer has mentioned your show in the past. Oh, has he When what holy shit when? I don't know Yeah, what's on uh, macchina Machina one of those two words vox macchina machinima, right? I do know that he liked a tweet that was tagged in by somebody else who referenced my video I got this Oh How you doing my friend? I check. Yeah, that's right. All right. I'm gonna I don't want to waste this so I'm gonna drink the rest of you Fuck you donkey Kong you piece of shit. I wish you were dead right here right now, Joseph I will stab you. I will fucking cut off your legs. I'll wear them as a hat I'll kill you missy. I'll kill your own family Joseph it is not your responsibility to man it to babysit a bunch of internet people It is your responsibility to make content that at least when they force someone else to watch It's not garbage. Yeah, but if I like made a video like saying throw shit at your mom Fuck you are you fucking whore. Fuck you. I wish you were dead. I want to win Yeah, well, you're not gonna You don't know that Anyway, like when I was making the paladin video I was so proud and then and but then like when I was editing I'm like, I'm not sure I was like is this even like good, you know And yeah, like because I have a lot of self-taught Because that's how I felt with like the original player video and then I disappointed a lot of people Yeah, don't worry about that. Disappointed dude. All of you guys are like the Holy shit, you have so much coins. Joseph. I take it back. I hate you You have gotten a pop Don't listen to yourself your piece of shit. Why would you listen to yourself? Right? Anyway, this is mine. This is mine. This is mine. This is mine. This is mine. Burn and hell burn and hell burn and hell burn and hell burn and hell burn and hell Yeah Second this is literally just dark souls, but instead of like sliders. You just have a hand. Oh, this is the last turn This is the last I have to turn it around to your right here right now. Alec. Are you there? Okay Alec is about hey, hey, joseph. Get out of my fucking way. God damn it, joseph You're the reason I'm dead. I'm like this fall. Okay. Thank you. We're done Loose hey guys, I have seven stars. Oh my god. I think I won. We got no, but you're the only one who got bonus stars Seven is not a number That's it boys. Everybody heard it here first. All right. Zachary. All right. Zachary the shrimp has become the Super star of all of the drug barrio parties the most wins the most Big I am a god among them and I demand a colt by the end of tonight. Good job. Well done. Thank you, Zach I ended the war You got last place I tried my best So drink up By rinald and alec and zach. Thank you so much for this. This is a lot of fun All right, great And the dudes hi chat hi hi chat I I just wanted you to know this is the most viewers. I think I've got Hi chat and I know a lot of you came from the videos. Yeah, I have I don't worry. I've been drinking water Thank you so much for watching and joining in Like I know a lot of you don't and this is a special occasion So it means a lot that you joined me in here and I'm sorry. I didn't say a lot I kind of left it a lot to um the other people But thank you so much for watching You know It means a lot. You're amazing. You're the man It was it was very hectic and a lot of noise and shouting But yeah, okay, I'm just gonna be rambling. Good night, everybody