 hands up you guys! hands up you guys! so i'm having one of those days where like i can't make a good thought if i tried to think it the best suggestion on my facebook was tie a bunch of planets to your body and spin around and see how hard the sun has to work i appreciate all of your comments on my facebook youtube i feel like has gotten so meta like i want to watch youtube videos about youtube it's pretty meta right it's fucking meta so i wanted to do something that i'm going to do my free time all the time forever because this is all i do which is why i'm so fucked up go on some google deep dives where you just start googling things and watching videos and clicking on things until you just don't know where you are anymore got my goggles on ready to deep dive wait do you have your oxygen tank no i don't i switched it out with helium so we did write down a few things that we want to google but i'm open to letting the deep dive take us where we don't die the first thing that i want to google is something i saw on sapchat that blew my fucking mind because i hate when i meet someone and know them for a while and then you find out that they have a fucking twin it hurts my brain i hate it so i want to look up some celebrities with twins you don't even know who that is see you are you kidding me tia and tomorrow i know who they are who what show are they on it's tia and tomorrow time jen and barbara bush are twins i feel stupid elanis morrissette and wade morrissette see that's what the fuck i'm talking about i did not know who's that guy of that elanis morrissette had a twin brother this is like my pet peeve in life when you've known someone like your whole life and you don't realize they have a twin hey i have a question though they're not identical so what's the problem it's just like having a brother no it's so different than having a brother they're just born on the same day no oh this fucks me up can you tell me who wade morrissette is her twin brother erin carter has a twin sister well what it blew my mind is if elanis morrissette and erin carter were twins erin carter stayed in his mother's womb for 20 years i want an answer for this all right fuck it i want to see this hedgehog giving birth see why it's a google beef dive now we're down a hole point of no return is he okay did he die oh it looks like a ball sack whoa that one looks like a ball sack that's a tongue that looks like a tongue that's kind of cute you don't think that's cute hey but he's already born i need to know how he got born why armadil i'm just wondering why because they're like scaly they have like armor i want to see how they come out snail laying eggs god i'm so fucking turned on right now where are they coming from his like cheekbone okay when you're sleeping i'm gonna put some of those eggs in your forehead watch them hatch while you sleep does it mean it's a female snail the male snail birds white eggs infallible logic it's like your eggs that you birth are just your favorite color platypus hatching oh there it is okay that's actually hiking dope that looks like a pokemon right oh wow he didn't even blink imagine you have like you have a baby and you don't blink nutritious you octopus eggs here we go baby deep dad this is what i'm talking about baby yes kylie Jenner yes photos here it is my favorite picture of color people tweeted at me sometimes it makes me laugh out loud what is this funny it's like a picture of her old face on her body that's why it looks so funny looks pretty normal to me that looks like me at kylie Jenner's old face you know this is good this is good oh this is so fucked up that's kim kardashians old face on kim kardashians body the internet is fucking brutal it's australia day weird things to do with vegemite like imagine these are all like clean use a diluted vegemite mix to clean and disinfect cutting boards popped pins utensil plate cups that's ridiculous can you babe vegemite that's disgusting that's a cleaning product remove limescale buildup like put some vegemite directly down your lou let it sit for a few minutes then scrub with a toilet brush for a sparkling clean bowl ew if your nails are prone to flaking and splitting shrinking them by regularly dipping them in vegemite kill lice by spraying warm diluted vegemite onto your scalp so why do people eat it if it's clearly just made for cleaning happy australia day y'all are nasty is breast milk vegan human fluids can be considered vegan because you can obtain consent what if someone who just had nothing to lose was like yo i consent you to cut off my thigh and cook it then that meat is vegan yeah what the fuck if breast milk is vegan why doesn't someone open a booby cheese cafe apparently bodybuilders love breast milk bodybuilders are drinking human breast milk samples of breast milk purchased online oh you purchased breast milk online well where else are you gonna get it i don't know i don't know that weird yeah is that staph infection and strep looks like that salmonella salmonella have you ever tasted your wife slash girlfriend's breast milk julian would you taste mine that's the word for this no no i would not i don't want it please stop forcing your breast milk in my mouth stop putting your boobs in my mouth it's in an abyss oh my god where is he going but like how is he going down i don't know this is dope no it's not this is like high-key beautiful no no i'm done that is dog that's not real that's real that's real that's not photoshop that is so fake oh my god he's just washed up on the shore stationary bike outside i was hoping to see like a stationary bike in the bed of a truck and someone just riding it as the truck's driving that is lazy as shit that is the laziest workout i've ever seen why don't you smoke a blunt while you're at it ladies this is on your balcony thinking that she's like on tour de france this doesn't even move it's a foot rest i was only 649 to be the laziest fuck you'll ever meet hell yeah girl okay she got all the way to the park to do that walk around she's trying to pick up dudes are you kidding look at this wait what is that like long table right there that's a penis this is the single dumbest thing that cost $600 oh she could just like go on the beach and work out there's like tons of resistance it's called sand and how is she gonna attract weirdos doing that though exercise is free i want to see her doing handstand i want to see her doing handstand now that we're down this hole i want to see like the weirdest exercise equipment what's the face trainer over your face and then firmly oh my god where do you wait for all in no time she's just gonna have kim kardash you in face no i understand the face skin goes up there but where does the rest of the skin of your victim go in this workout if you have a ponytail make sure the lower straps are placed underneath your ponytail you need to be listening she's dead inside chapter how to walk out in public and get the cops alerted worst smell hoots and we're smelling birds on the planet stink bird zurilla oh my god wait what the fuck is a zurilla zurilla sex tape yeah but look at he's got like a fancier eyebrow do going on it's like a gorilla but it's a fucking skunk yes poop candle yes i love it yes oh i love it wait oh i love it oh my god can you can you get this for me for my birthday except like a life-size one sure this is what you want it sitting there on my seat i've never been happier you hide my funk when my underwear no views condo is airbud this airbud dies yeah that's what leg amputated oh that was 1998 look at how many air buds there are there's five normal ones and then the airbuddies is like a separate franchise so how many fucking dogs are airbud how many dogs are how many air buds are there because one of them follows me on twitter doesn't there's no answer airbud seventh inning fetch is that jack afron oh my god damn i forgot all good airbud ones oh shit yeah now we're just literally watching airbud julian wanted to know does paris pelton oh she does bit there she go there she go wait what is that that's crack because julian thinks they're all the same person i want to see the picture exists of them together sandra bullock julia roberts and hathaway i don't know who that is but that is not one of the who's the one on the right victoria beckham okay go and halfway and halfway rihanna that's rihanna oh julia roberts julia roberts are you kidding me that's are you like those are jaley those are two julia are you're you're junky right what which one is not julia roberts stop that's julia roberts the one on the right is not julia no no are you serious i was gonna guess the other way sandra bullock in a blog wig that is the same person that's a that's who's that and who's that and halfway next one oh julian this is a game oh no oh my god this is my literal hell go ahead julia roberts number one julia roberts number two yeah and halfway number three okay and halfway number four julia roberts number five sandra bullock number six and halfway number seven and halfway number nine and julia roberts number eight julian look at this there is literally no way that's all julia roberts right one is not julia roberts my hand hurts i have a headache now stop stop i'm gonna like i'm gonna puke stop yeah that was fun did you have fun yeah except for the end that was like fucked up dude well if you ever do some google deep dives let me know what you find because i'm always interested in just diving deep finding things with my goggles on get some air yeah i know we've been underwater for a long time but i hope you like this video a little different a little relaxed i dig it but make sure you subscribe to my channel i put out new videos every wednesday slash thursday also big shout out to pixie woo who sent me a box full of their real techniques brushes i don't there's so many of them i don't know what to do with them but you guys are dope i'm gonna shove glitter in your beard and i was like aw damn i want to keep this brush that's their brush so you have you have now like more more of those yeah but they're good and i felt upset that i wasted it on you thanks glitter all right see you guys next week bye bye like oh my god you scared the dogs what is wrong with you why else did we buy them goodbye