 Oh no, what is wrong? Yes? 20 ways to escape the police. Be happy to get a ticket. Sir, you're speeding, I'm gonna have to give you a ticket. No way! To what concert? Don't think about the past. Sir, you were going 135. I was. Am I now though? You went over the limit. I did. But how about now? Am I though? Am I over the limit now? Do you have any proof to prove that I'm going over the limit now though? Do you though? Okay, you got me there. Did I though? You got me there. Be fast at coming up with excuses. Sir, where are you headed? Um, fashion show. So this fashion show doesn't happen to be next to the new big bank, is it? What a coincidence, it is. Okay, you got me there. Use playing cards. Excuse me, sir, where are you headed? Um, straight? Straight? Okay, go. Faggot. Don't drive. Sir, you were caught speeding. Now, the question is, how did you do that? Be romantic. I can do as fast as I could. To what? To see you. Oh. Make sure you're doing fine. Hi, how are you? Fine. Here's your fine. Fine. Why do people always ask me for fines? Have a good reason to be on the road. Sir, may I ask why are you speeding above the limit? There's a huge sale at the coffee and donut store. I can't miss it. Why didn't you say so? Let me take you there. It's gone. Sir, why are we taking my car? Can't miss that sale. Sir, you're driving too fast. It's okay. I'm the police. I'm the kid. It's okay. I'm the police. Drive someone else's car. I'm going to need you to step out of your vehicle, please. I can't. And why is that? Because this is not my vehicle. Okay, you got me there. All right, you may go. I stole it. You got me there. I said it's okay. You can go. It's not my vehicle. You got me. It's against the law. There. I should not be in this vehicle. Sir. Appreciate someone else's dreams. Why did you stop me? Sir, I've always wanted to be your red light. Have an emergency. Sir, why are you speeding? I need to get to the hospital as soon as possible. My wife's water broke. Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. Okay, okay. You can go. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Where's your wife? That's what I forgot. Okay, sir. Please drive back to your wife slowly. Okay. Remember, this is an emergency. Slow is fast. See you in a bit. Yep. Take it's ready. Sir, you're speeding. Was I? I'm sorry. Sir, you didn't see the sign? I did. What sign? Where is it? Use technology to your advantage. Are you using your phone while driving? No. I'm using my phone to drive. Ah, nice. Okay. Please go. Don't argue with the police. Sir, you're speeding. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm gonna have to give you a ticket. Okay, fine. You seem to be okay with this. I made a mistake. I'm paying the price. Are you saying you're complying with the police? Of course. I respect you guys. You stupid. You disgusting human being. Fight me. Fight me. I want trouble. Come on. Don't stop. Sir. Oh my god. Let me get this guy. Where is the taxi when you need one? Where your seat belt? Sir, please wear your seat belt while you're driving. This is a warning. Be a winner. Yeah, it's true. Looks like we have a potential 44, 12, 35, 23 and 20. Over. What are those numbers? What are the results? I want a million dollars. Oh, cool. All right. So for your one million dollar fine, sir. Use a known and unfortunate police stereotype. Sir, I'm gonna have to arrest you. Are you saying this because I'm black? You're black? Oh, shit. Get out of the fucking car. Get out, sir. Get out. Amen. Get out of the fucking car, man. Come on. Get arrested for the second time. Sir, why are you handcuffed to the car? Because you arrested me five minutes ago and you happened to have stopped me again. But why is it attached to the wheel? Because you generally thought that this way I could not get out of the car. Ah, smart. You can go. You got me there. And finally, be delusional. Yes, officer? Sir, you were caught speeding. Really? Yes. No. I said yes. Don't make me repeat myself. Also, your seat belt is not on. I'm sorry. It's okay. I'm glad you corrected it. Are you getting tired of this? Are you going to find me, officer? I don't think you should. But if I were you, I would. But you are you and not me. So therefore I will. Why? Because we have already discussed all of this. Anyways, give me your driver's license. I will find you. No, you won't. Did she just run away? Oh my God.