 You fucking spineless, spineless coward, man. Here we go. Yeah, hey guy man, my name's Arm DARREN. Listen, I'm just calling around a couple of builders, joints and that today. Just seeing if I can pick up a couple of labourers now, is to see if there's anything going on around. And just seeing if there's anything I can do around the jobs on that. For you boys. Real cheap. Sorry, all of our labour hire is conducted, is sourced through labour hire agencies. Yeah, right, right, right. It's pretty good if you approach them. Yeah, I've tried to do that. I've just had some issues with my laptop and that. And for most of them, you've got to do online stuff. You've got to fill out forms and that. And they don't want to like a white card or some shit like that. So I was just calling around to see if there's any cashies going around. I'll do it really cheap too. I'm talking like maybe 10 bucks an hour, right? And I'll just come in and clean up all the scraps and that from the builders and that. So I know normally go through labourers and that, but I'm sort of taking initiative, right? And calling around, doing it myself. You know what I mean? Yeah, I wish I could help you. But yeah, we don't. Everything's got to be through the books. Legitimately. Right. Well, listen, mate, who makes the decisions on who hires people on that? Because maybe if I had a chat to them and they could see how ambitious I am in that, maybe they put me on without going through the bloody labour hire thing. Tell them you've had COVID tests. All right. So you're making the decisions or you want to make money, right? And I want to make money, right? So hear me out. And I know you're doing it by the books. I respect that, right? But I'm telling you, mate, I'll work twice as hard. Twice as hard as anybody through that labour hire. And I'll do it for half the price. I'll do it for half the price right now, bro. I'm pretty keen. I appreciate that. But yeah, we don't operate that way. Everything has to be legitimate. Look, mate, I didn't want to have to do that. The eyes crossed the T's and that sort of thing. We certainly pay above-ward wage for those who do work hard. So the money's not the issue. It's the quality of the person. All right. Look, I didn't want to have to put... We're happy to pay the above-award rate, but everything has to go through the agency. So look, mate, I didn't want to have to pull out this last little trump card, right? But what if, right? I come in and I work like fucking free. Or like I work for free, right? No cash. Nothing for... Let's say two weeks, right? Because I'll go like when, no? I've got a little baby daughter. I've got to look after on that. So two weeks, right? For free. And then if you's happy, right? I will go through that labour hire thing that he's talking about. And I will do it legitimately. Pretty good offer. It's very generous and very keen of you. But again, we have to go through the right channels and any person that works for us needs to be insured. And we would hate for something to happen to you and you'd be off work and not be able to work. And then insurance not be there to provide for you. Yeah, man. With insurance and that, I've worked 12-hour days once. I had like busted ankle and that. Like I was so big and shit, like a full swollen up and like I still work 12-hour days and that. So unless I get like stabbed or shot or something, like trust me, I'll be working. But like I said, don't make, like you got to throw me a bone. Do you know what I mean? It's like, I'm working for free for you. And you ain't giving me much to work with here, mate. You know what I mean? Like it's just a bit like, it's a bit rude. You come across a bit rude. I don't want to say that, you know, because you're like possibly my new boss and that, but like you come across a little bit rude. Do you know what I mean? Like I'm offering you my life here. Like I will work till I die. You said before that you had laptop issues. Yeah. So I know that the labour hire companies go into their office and key the information in and do whatever courses and inductions and that sort of thing using their computers. Yeah, right. Look, listen, mate, I've gone through, look, I've tried the whole labour hire thing now, right? I'm going to come clean right now, right? I've done it. And a couple of the boys there, they got a bit of an issue with me, right? They don't like, they don't like me in that. So like they, I know for a fact that they got it out for me. And whenever I go in, whenever I bloody talk to them, right? They say, oops, we've got bloody Darren back. And they put my job at the bottom of the list, right? So I'm like, I'm fucking struggling, but it's like, I've been calling around, joined after joined, nothing available here and all the labour hire agencies, they's all got it out for me, man. I swear to fucking God, man. It's like so fucked. I'm like a team player. Man, I'll do anything, mate. I'll do anything you want. Mate, look, look, I fully respect what you're saying, right? But I'm coming in. I'm coming in. I'm going to fucking rock up on Monday with bloody, with me boots on, with me hives. I'm going to rock, rock up and I'm just going to bloody follow you boys to the closest job site and I'm going to start working, man. That's how I do it. That's how I roll, bro. I know you guys, you don't do that. It's happening, man. I'm sorry, bro. It's fucking, it's going on. That's it. I'm bloody coming around your joint Monday morning. What time you boys start? Six, seven? I'll be there five. I'll be there at five AM, right? Coffee in hand. Who wants coffee? What are you drinking? Well, I won't be there at five AM, so... Well, mate, I'll bloody put it in the thermos thing, right? And stay nice and hot for you. So what coffee do you want? I'll get a couple for the boys, too. Yeah, I'll be right. Well, I'm... I'll coffee. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming over, mate. I'm coming on Monday. Well, I wish you the best. But I'll go now. I've got to get to work. Mate, I love you, alright? You need to do something for me here. Just keep your chin up. No, my chin is so fucking high. I can't even see the floor right now, bro. I'll be there Monday morning with a big fat coffee and big fat lips ready to suck your cock if I need to. Alright, have a good day. Alright, mate. I'll see you Monday. No, please don't. That sounds like I've got the job. I've got the job. That was rough, man. I was cringing hard at some points. Fuck, no reaction. He's just so calm that guy. That was still so beautiful. Darren is a sick fuck. Man. You said you were going to suck his cock. Is that sexual harassment? No, it's just being friendly. Well, I guess we do it to you all the time. That's probably illegal, though. Oh, yeah, true.