 What's going on? This is Don't Flop Worldwide. We are here in Washington DC, Don't Flop USA. It's our third event ever in America, man. It's been fucking dope so far. We're gonna enter the fourth battle of the day. We've got two newcomers as usual. I'ma let them introduce themselves. MC on my right-hand side, let the fans know you are. Hey, Hazy Williams, smoothest fat niggas since Biggie died, and Wendy started serving Biggie fries. When I talk nasty, 2KH to all places. Oh, wow. Out with it. MC on my left-hand side, same thing. Yo, it's caveman Brown, Carnage, Goonflatoo. I'm also a fat nigga, y'all, but I don't get down with these fat nigga bars. Let's go. Talk about my cavemen's up first, right in the water. Put it down. IDC, what up? I see somebody gash you up while you were boozing with your friends. If you really think you're beating me, you're stupider than them. Get your caveman jokes, because you ain't gonna win. I'ma ugabuga yabba dabba do this nigga. Now, they told me if I reach for the European crowd, that my fans would get bigger. So I don't care who pal is, I'ma buck and ham on this nigga. And I brought enough ammunition for anybody that planned to be witchy, your whole squad's getting shot. That's a family picture. See, I went online to see what the fans thought about me versus Hazy Williams. And the overall consensus was that cavemen killed me. So the fact that you stand in front of me proves that you're a brave civilian, but the only time you make people run down the block is when you wave the children. See, I was walking through the woods, smoking a blunt one time, and all of a sudden this guy was there. So I ducked, and I hid behind the tree, because I ain't never seen this kind of bear. See, I was kind of scared because this specific breed was kind of rare, but then Google confirmed that you were soft for them vagina hair. They told me to go for the gusto, I'ma go for the gut, though. Brown out here laying a hammer down, yeah, I'm something like Judge Joe, I'm cutthroat. Think you got a chance of winning, fuck no. It's like they put a battleship against a fucking tugboat. You suck, bro. Why you always talking like you cut, though? Knowing you a pig and you belong inside a mud hole. Got a lot of lady friends, they never let you fuck, though. Nigga, you a big T, jazz the rapper, love note. That made you weak and irrelevant with the physique of an elephant. You're just enormous. I saw every Jurassic Park you get your best performance as the Stegosaurus. I think Ursa part of Isis, because he brought us here to have your death recorded. You the ugliest nigga that I've ever seen, and I'm at the Sorus. So I don't want to hear how you left the cannon in your blink of land when you got the facial features of a creature from a different planet, but you in my world, and that leaves you at a disadvantage. And they gonna find your body washed up with Gilligan shipwrestling. And fucking phony fickle little homies with you. I'm walking your circle swinging blades like Yoshi Mitsu. I can look at your eyes and tell that you don't want no issues. I can look at your eyes and tell that you don't want no issues. And I'm gonna break you down so fast I'll take a cobra, bitch. And I don't know how you found your way in, brother, but I can't let the show continue, because we all sort of weigh in, brothers. And they didn't let that show continue. Alright, round one. Make some noise. So, like, right before I gave you the soda, me and Ed was grabbing a whip. I asked him, if we ain't sleeping cave, my nigga back, my nigga back. You for jacking away is game of thrones. Even if I was safe, then we hitting treasure. Like, you see what beef gets you a couple shots of sleep issues. I got you this end. You can now make for gaze. This guy's cold. These are my people. Dude, for a couple rounds. Attractable roof. Because we all know the cowboy stadium was built with a retractable roof and that fat ass linemen ain't never... Hey, yo. Because we all know the cowboy stadium was built with a retractable roof and that fat ass linemen ain't never let play in the game. Well, that'll be you. You got boring rats looking like 1999 Warren Sapp. No matter which one of y'all they put in this ring, you're exactly the same. So, I'll never show this dude love. And where the fuck is Maestro? Because he's kind of a faggot. He tried to book me day one against a local landscaper. But now that you're in front of me, hazy, they can't save you. That big thing splashed off top like Van Vita. Get a translator. I don't think you understand. I committed more murders than the fucking son of Sam. You a funny man. For trying to save you the best. But I'ma point you to your death like David Koresh making a mess. Checking like I'm braiding the test for thinking he's short. I'ma put a blade in his chest to save him all money. I'ma make you pay me respect. I'ma fop funnel he just hazy it bad. So, check it. You can't predict what I'm doing when I'm maneuvering. You thinking you can, but this nigga full of shit like a sewer. It's Cade Man Brown and I'm doing my Ogabuga. Yo, it's Cade Man Brown and I'm doing my Ogabuga. Y'all are through this fucking guffy in the school of Barracuda. You're not a shooter. And I don't like you, Hayes. Because you be singing to the law like you Isaac Hayes. And this ringer got flair like Michael Hayes. Get the fuck about the streets. This is my parade. You're never gonna win with that pitiful rapping. You pitiful face. That's why the women are laughing. I'm whipping his ass like this was in it and dragging. I'm just ripping the fragments like a ninja's ass. Let's go. This nigga said Ogabuga. When that picnic table on your shirt, you look like the rainbow ooboo ooboo. Mother kitchen. Your mother kitchen. I'm in a lunch position. They gon' find your mother kitchen. Your stuff you win. I gave her a hand. She said she couldn't breathe. I guess you need a lung from him. I sit to the eyes. I couldn't see why she stuck with him. They stabbed the bitch twice. She said she never loved again. They said she never loved again. I tried. That's a sump. We don't have to. Can I hit it anywhere? It'll split. You were the first caveman. You should have avoided this battle for your own protection because when you walk towards me, that's the wrong direction. Now outside of these walls, we wouldn't get along for seconds, but my fist and your jaw would make a strong connection. Because you're fat and goofy. A right hand would make dogs jump in his man's arms like Shag and Scooby. Absolutely. And you're too fat to go and grab the Uzi so I'm a whipping until his drive stopped like he crashed a Hoopie. Your floozy sister and your girlfriend, your floozy sister and your girlfriend wanted to have a threesome, so I let them hoes come through and then they battled for the bulge like it was World War II. I could do some random shit and pull a sword on you and had you leaking out your center and blow. This ball runs through. Damn, I'm fucking up. Jumping with a tiger uppercut. Okay. Dammit. This kid is crazy. Put it down, put it down. This kid is crazy. Because I don't give a fuck about this nigga hazy because he's so garbage that I feel like I'm battling Brenda's baby. What I'm really saying, I'll get on some Gohan shit if he think the kid is playing. Yesterday was the 4th of July and this guy's a jerk. But now I'm in the middle of the rain showing him how this fire works. Right. Because you're not better than me. And a swift karate chop to your fucking throat to snap your neck in the three. Okay. Fucking etiquette. You don't got proper etiquette. So who you messing with? I'll smack you in the face because I'm devilish. Uh-huh. Damn, I'm fucking up bad. No you ain't. So I'm gonna throw your bow to his face and watch this nigga keep dropping. Dammit y'all. I don't ever want to be around the pool if he do a cannonball. I'm freestyling and I'm really rapping and if he win I'm robbing Hazy. No, if he win I'm robbing Williams like the Jenny from Aladdin. Uh-huh. I fucked that up but I'm bringing it back. Bring it back. I'm on your block creeping with the gang. Uh-huh. Like what up yo? Uh-huh. You think you beating me fuck no? Uh-huh. And I said it before I'm the size of a tugboat. Time, time, time. Alright, let's go. Let's go, let's go. From now on, he is the lamest gangster. If you were scared to come here and rap put your hands on your head and say strange and danger. See I'm the failure of the family. Uh-huh. My grandfather, he graduated from Harvard to eat. Damn. I was always eating. I'm big. Why? I market the streets. If I got the, if I got the chips on me is that the market of beasts embracing? Uh-huh. Or you leak when you're selling cave in. Tape or drilling a cave get. When it's fiffer like a vape pen. Oh. Damn, ironic. He went through cave for the rug but I'm the one running the train. Your brain got it back. It's usher when he's sunk in the rain. It's usher when he's stuck. When he's sunk in the rain but breaking up. Sometimes you can still see the sun when it rain. So you see we hanging up pictures of his son at the rain. Uh-huh. And again, this metal gear innovations. Uh-huh. Because bitches don't get with the probation. Oh, damn. Y'all need a program in the first year? Look it. You don't want to go laying with a train. They're called archeologists. They look in that cave but all they see is remains. Pay attention. You'd be average if you think of your grades. You are the last niggard in thinking. Like Facebook deleted your page. Uh-huh. See I will punch you for real. I am not bitch but she's not. Like my laces were not. Listen to guys. If you're not Hage, you're expected to die. Settle your eyes. Disconnect your neck from your spine. So earth, host small battle. Like warning. View a discretion in life. It's coming. Damn, square's fucking up. I think it's glitching or something. Triangle, triangle. Damn, I can't click it for nothing. He threw the grenade. Damn, he can't kick it for nothing. Boom. What the fuck, nigga? You trying to kill me or something? Hell nah. I just found out how to use the artillery button.