 I love the premise of this show smart people talking about dumb shit I think it's dumb people talking about smart shit. Oh we go where we're not supposed to go baby Yep, Charlemagne the guy Andrew Schultz. We are the brilliant idiots podcast back for another week of brilliant idiot in this banana Oh shit. That's what I'm talking about Talking about okay, fuck a glizzy goblin, bro banana man double fist You're not even double fisting. You got one fist two bananas, bro. Yeah, fuck. I'm talking about that's new challenge I'm hungry. I want to have more than one banana. I don't want to like eat them back-to-back potassium potassium Call it pee-pee You fucking eat those pee-pee. How do you eat two bananas at the same time? I don't eat two bananas at the same time. Why not? I don't have that kind of mouth I am in all of your mouth right now. Thanks, bro. I am in all of your mouth Let me see seems like you're trying to make this again. I will say this I will say it only looks like you only bite in one oh shit They call me the banana man Tropicana man Wow, like the Taliban Yeah, we got a remix it not rubber band man banana man Man Why are you making this weird? I've never seen somebody eat two bananas at the same time How do people eat more than one banana? I never seen an eight do that, bro I've never seen that in my life do this dude. That's where I learned it. I don't know You ain't even double-fisting bro, so yeah, you're not even double weird and just go like this with it like it's more If I want to move the mic or if I want to I don't understand why you guys are making this so weird I have two bananas at the same time. I am impressed Oh shit Yeah, we've taken two bananas you're gonna get some stuff on your lips When did you realize that you had the skill to eat two bananas at the same fucking time? I mean, I've always eaten two bananas the same, but I don't know why you think this is so weird I don't think it's weird. I'm impressed. I am really impressed Oh What I'm really impressed by I'm like, how long I'm sitting wondering how long it was banana because every time you bite into it it don't like it's getting shorter Well, something about me put my lips on something like this. It gets longer, dude I don't understand why you're making this so gay. Can we talk about gay? Why do you think it's gay? What's gay? Man double the potassium double P. Oh, there you go If I just have one banana be totally not weird bro, somebody will be jerking off to this video later I'll tell you that one banana. You got to break it off But why would they jerk off to hell if that shit ends up on only fans? What do you mean? That's my name for only fans bro. Why only fans fucking a porn hub. Why that's kind of fly. Oh, that's not It's boring with one that's born one when you do it That's cuz he broke it off. That's the proper way to do it. I didn't break it off. There's nothing left Okay, what's going on by it? Oh Man Joe Biden somebody once said that Joe Biden is actually funnier than Donald Trump Yeah, it's just that they don't let him out the house. Who said that the person that's currently fucking taking two bananas to the throat Listen, this is what which one is this Taylor? Okay, this is Joe Biden speaking. I think he's in Puerto Rico I think he went down if he's in Puerto Rico, but he's speaking to Puerto Ricans about the hurricane listen to what you're about to Okay, go and so I yeah, I was sort of raised in the Puerto Rican community at home Politically and so they buy here for a long time Both for business and pleasure since you're part of the Third Circuit Court of Appeals and Delaware as well and I was chairman of judiciary committee. I spent a lot of time in the northern part of the state I probably went to shul more than many of you did And that's to tradition. I got raised I spent a lot of time on practicing Catholic But I I'd go to services on Saturday and on Sunday Y'all think I just couldn't ever see was is is Jewish that's the point one day you're Puerto Rican Jewish, bro. Yeah, they did that already in New York. Oh that morning show called In the span of 48 fucking hours, man, this is ridiculous. I couldn't be a politician Because you you you have to attempt to be all things to all people. Yeah, it's bullshit. It's like Joe. You're already the president Yeah, you don't got to win nothing. No Yeah, I just lie to people like that like the internet doesn't exist. Joe's Joe's doing this shit like cameras in the internet Don't exist, bro. Yeah, like we can't go see what he really don't give a fuck I want to get to that level don't give a fuck where you don't give a fuck about being president Like he's over this shit like usually, you know, I mean like like usually you care about not losing your job You care about the reaction you care about being liked He's old enough where he don't care if he's not like, you know, hope you don't care. He's also has the most important job in the world arguably and Doesn't give a fuck it almost feels like, you know, he really was a placeholder like they like look We need you to go in this election, but you're not gonna have to do this for the whole four years But he didn't know that the whole Democratic Party was gonna go to shit. Yeah, and they didn't really have a bench Yeah, you know what I mean? And nobody was gonna ends, bro Yeah, they have no bench and nobody was gonna embrace, you know the VP. So now he's kind of like just stuck with the position Yeah, who do you think runs? Next term they're not gonna run by the game, right? I Think they have no choice. Nah Who else like who like somebody would have to really turn on in the next couple of years, bro What is he gonna run on what is he gonna say? How is he gonna convince us he's gonna make it? I mean, he's had some good moments the past couple of months. What do you do infrastructure bill? What was that the veterans bill what it was the infrastructure bill infrastructure bill was the bill for like all the new Highways and things like that. The highways been the same, bro Oh, listen, he's gonna be having contracts all throughout the country people gonna be eating. You know what I mean, like That's what that's what Secretary Pete was out there pushing they got that done who's Secretary Pete He's got what Pete Buddha judge he's He just wanted me to make sure to let everybody know it was Buddha judge talking about No, it's crazy because he has a health agenda and he's like we need more fruits and vegetables and you know today's youth or whatever like that it was too much a There's not enough Fiber I'm trying to increase my vitamin D matter of fact man. I could tell yeah play the play that one set This is great. What's this? This is great. Let me be clear. Oh, yes If you're in a state where a hurricane's often strike like Florida or the Gulf Coast or into Texas a Vital part of preparing for hurricane season is to get vaccinated now. Hey, they don't even know what they're marketing anymore Like He's still marketing from shit from last year not even realizing that that shit is done and over with I got vaccinated because of that What comes and I'm not vaccinated bro, what if what if there's a flood and I'm not vaccinated I guess I Guess I'm just saying for real dude. That's a real problem man, bro Like this shit is crazy at this point. Yo, what do you think the rest of the world thinks about American politics? They're laughing they gotta laugh. It's got to be like their drama story like you know how we They got to be watching this shit so entertain really the last six years Do you think that we're not really about bombing started with Obama? Yeah, it started with Bush. It's yeah Abroad there was clowning bus right asking me like why did you guys have Bush as your president? Why is the Kardashian your first family? Yeah, I had no response. You know Bush was smart though Wow, it's hard to say because we didn't have the internet back then. He didn't really talk too much It feel like the last three presidents talk a lot or is it because we got no media the everything's recorded That's what everything out like back in the day The only media that was out there were the media that was tied to the president's They dictated what got out what didn't get out now. Yeah shit anybody with a phone is media Jesus Christ, man You don't even got to have a phone you call yourself media if you're an idiot What would you call yourself now? Oh, I was making an Alex me Alex We're just in a really weird time I'm watching Trump choose CNN When he's suing CNN suing CNN for what definition definition for fucking definitely what they say they said well He's saying that all they do is Paint him paint now negative narratives about him, you know and always all they put out his negative You know propaganda about it. They said he said that they never say anything positive about it Wow, so I mean he's not gonna win the case, but I Can understand why you would sue for defamation But out what I would tell people is like that's the risk you run when you have any opinion-based platform You know what I'm saying? If you're a news network, you should be about the news you should be about the facts But anytime you got an opinion-based platform and that goes for all that goes for radio podcast TV if you getting on that fucking Platform and you have an opinion mm-hmm a motherfucker can hit you for defamation if you say some shit that you know They say is a lot even if they're what happened a freedom of speech though, isn't there like some what did that mean? You can say whatever you want, but we always say you're not free at a consequences But I thought freedom of speech means you can't be sued for what you say I don't go to jail for what you probably maybe not jail, but you can get sued. Is that right? Yes Wow, don't act like you didn't know this. I don't know really. I thought that there were protections, especially within like Satire and comedy, you know, like you can open up Like a business that's satirical Mm-hmm, like there was a guy opened up like fake Starbucks or something like that Do you remember that sketch that was put out by Starbucks can send him a cease and desist immediately? No, they can't because it's satire and Depends what they use you can't use the logo. You can't use their font Fucking you know what I mean? You might you might can call it far bucks are Star since there's some shit like that, but you can't use like the green I'm sure I'm sure they got that green shit trademark. I'm sure they got the font I'm sure they got that picture. That's in the middle. Who's that a person? It's like a Limousine not a limousine mermaid Yeah dumb dumb Starbucks. He just and it looks exactly like it. It just says dumb And he's got the mermaid. He got everything put it up right there. He just opened it up And it was just called dumb Starbucks and because it was satire. He was able to get away with it But that's comedy central though. Yeah, it was a sketch show Yeah, you can't do that in real life. No, no Look, it's real life What do you mean? He really have that he opened up? Oh, yeah, Nathan fielder does it look it's like It's no way. Yes Google dumb Starbucks sued by Starbucks. They might have some but they'll lose no way that that shit is going on Yeah, you're allowed. It's it fits under satire. So you're allowed to make fun of it But not for a business. That's a whole yeah for a business. I don't think this is a real business shows No, they probably shut it down by now But it was open and all these people are a real customer open for this sketch No, bro. Did the whole thing with his sketches is are they're they're real what Starbucks did not pursue legal action although it did note to the press that it was Evaluating the possibility while reinforcing the Starbucks name is protected as a protected trademark upon the episode broadcast It was acclaimed by television critics. I said it just goes back to what I said like You you can they can do it if they want to like you you run whenever you do shit like that You just run the risk of somebody fucking hitting you No, you can sue anybody you want but you lose You probably in this situation you would lose not it would win that whole heart. No because it's Covered under satire. There's a lot of protection. I don't know about that. Oh, it's I'm serious Huh, I know but you make him fun of it because look protections under satire They say if they say it fucks up their business. I don't know, bro That's also true. They have it fucks up their overall brand I don't know but they probably didn't want to fuck with it because it was funny They probably laughed at it, you know what I'm saying But if it was some shit that didn't make them laugh and they was like oh y'all making our brand look stupid They to pursue legal action, bro satire is implicitly protected by the free expression clause of the first amendment Nevertheless, it frequently has come under legal attack Is it worth it? No Now That's comedy central Viacom. Yeah, they can probably afford to take you do it by right Yeah, and I guarantee you their legal team said It's low risk. Yeah, I guarantee they looked at that sketch and that legal team said it's low risk If y'all want to take the risk do it But if it was high risk where they thought thought about could hit them and get some money. They wouldn't have did that shit Yeah, no way Anyway, what else happened this week man Kanye being Kanye. What were your thoughts on that? All right, honestly didn't really have any put it like this my thoughts that I had on Kanye the same thoughts that I always have on Kanye and whenever I say this people call me a hater What the reality is I've never met a person in this business who seeks white validation the way Kanye West And I've been saying this forever and it's like the same like we see it all the time when whenever he's going through it with his Corporations, you know, he's going through it with his ex-wife. He's so pro-black Being oppressed they're pressing the man the man is a person the black man But then when things are good or he's in his circles like it in Paris at the fashion show is slavery was a choice white lives matter and it's just like At this point, how you gonna be mad for who you know, he is Like how could you look at these pictures and get upset? Yeah, that's what he does. This is him. Yeah, what do you think? Well, I think they do matter Having one, you know, of course they matter. Yeah It seems like typical Kanye. I wonder if like He realizes the people are starting to Find this to be expected Because the whole thing about these antics are they're unexpected, right? And that's what makes them catch steam and makes them shocking etc But once they become the expectation for him, then you lose the artistry Like we like I expect this type of shit from Kanye. Yeah, I get I I've told Kanye personally Yeah, I've never seen a black man that seeks white validation like you. Yeah I don't want to say I'll save that if he ever jumped out the window Just know it was a hundred percent suckers shit really yes It was it was some suckers shit that he said you clipped it out of the interview No, it was never an interview it was in a it was in a phone conversation that we had but what do you think now? I'm just emotionally tired Like I'm not even invested that it does nothing for me. Yeah, nothing. Yeah, there's nothing Kanye does anymore And I'm like shot by but if this point was to say that black lives matter movement was like not valid You smarted in that No, I'm just say if that was the point Smarted in that and I'll tell you why because the phrase black lives matter is totally different in the organization If you don't like the organization say fuck the black lives matter organization Yeah, you can't you can't he got on Instagram and said the shit what he said I forgot the exact post but he was like We all know black lives matter was some bullshit a scam I just got rid of it. You're welcome or whatever Bro, you're talking about the organization. What they got to do with the statement. You saw white lives matter What did you say immediately just now? Thank you No, my life. Oh, yes, they do having one. Oh, yeah. Yeah, so any if you finally you got it, right? Everyone knows that black lives matter was a scam now. It's over. You're welcome, bro You're talking about the organization. What do they have to do with the phrase? Yeah? Yeah, there's a difference between Feeling black lives matter and what the organization did with those funds Yeah, I don't see how we can keep calling somebody a genius that doesn't understand that simple You don't understand that simple concept and poor Nila boy young Nila They just buy into it We call him a musical genius But when it comes to politics and stuff like this, we don't want nothing from but but I'm talking about how easy it is to manipulate people Just by tweeting out putting on Instagram everyone knows that black lives matter was a scam. You're welcome But it's a wax it's not even a good flip you need to think that went through yeah, I mean a good flip Where was this energy when black lives matter was thriving? You know I mean like if you really felt that way about the whole time Why'd you wait until all these documents came out and all this other stuff like Yeah, there's a time and place for these walking around with like a actually that's kind of funny He says white lives matter and then he puts a mouth garden because he knows about to get knocked the fuck out That's a Balenciaga grow. No, it's a boxing mouth guard. Oh But that's what you wear when you wear a white lies matter What's on his lip? Yes lips are looking a little little Murphy or like someone beat him up Whoa You think that God would you say that was a monkey monkey fuck that look like the fuck you talking about that look like they're hurt Oh My god, I didn't even see that shit. Yeah, he need a little little celebrity cold soles matter, bro Whoa celebrity cold That should look crazy That shit legit looks absolutely Dry lips, you know your lips bleed when they too dry. Nah lick your lips your tongues right there No excuse for your lips to be dry ever man. Listen, you don't know how much white-ass he kissed to get lips that dry Don't judge that man He's lip looks fucking insane. Can you go zoom in real quick? So it looks like a volcano Don't show his face at all just close so close We're heard this is nuts man How do you think that happened was a him and Candace Owens fighting over the hood I don't know bro. I just I just I really don't even care I really don't cuz I just know who he is and and I just at some point when somebody keeps showing you who they are You got to believe them and I promise you he's going This is gonna be so funny in another month or two months. He's gonna be going through it with Adidas Yeah, the gap whoever the fuck whoever is it Jimmy Kim and he gonna be screaming all the black man in this stage How they do the black man everybody like yeah, yeah, you're right. You're right So you think this shit don't nobody remembers this exactly So you think he uses his blackness when he's in trouble as a shield and then when things are cooking he Rejects it literally tells us slavery was a choice We focused on race too much He said these things like the mixed person, but You think he had maybe maybe his genius is he gives a little bit to you guys a little bit to us, you know You know me I just like consistency so my thing I'm always consistent with one thing. There's nobody I've ever witnessed in this business Who's black who seeks white validation the way Kanye West does wow, it's unreal Wow, you think more than Candace? I don't necessarily think Candace is seeking white validation I actually I Believe Candace believes what she believes I do I Genuinely do I believe Candace believes what she believes I don't know enough about all her thoughts to say to say I do you don't believe her Alex She kind of switched sides wouldn't she a liberal back in a day, and then she's not again paid by I Don't know she's not brother, but you know listen a lot of people get fed up with liberal shit She's a force. There's no there's a force and you got to come correct if you're gonna say she's full of shit That's why I say I can't I can't say for sure But I actually think Kanye brings Candace value down Mmm. Yo, cuz it looks like she's just doing it for clout, and it's like you you're supposed to be about it You're way smarter than this. Yo, the Candace is basically doing what she probably criticized AOC for doing talk to me Shown up to the fashion event with your political opinion on your on your outfit. Hmm. I'm really curious what About I would love to you should have kids on flea. I'm really curious what Candace said about AOC Because I thought that was corny as well, but She's definitely coming at AOC, but for that specific event you eat the rich, you know, if she went to the Magga galley not Magga galley Is kind of the Magga galley to brother everybody there worth a hundred million dollars We know who you're voting for it is the med galley, right? It's called met galley, but I call it the Magga galley Yeah, I'm not like I'm here every time which is where I'm holding my birthday in October Invited if you guys want to come where a Magga galley Look at me at this the Palenciaga show where I'm walking through diarrhea like isn't that fucking artsy next week? Everybody beating two bananas, bro That's what that right there was artsy what I just did I'm trying to de-stigmatize monkey pox Did you know that people stopped buying bananas when monkey pox Shit like that no for like, you know corona during corona corona beer Nobody So I need de-stigmatize monkey pox. I'm in two three four bananas at the same time my jaw My jaw Why not everybody trying to have smoothies now? I'm like, what about what about the bananas bro peeling back? Pilling back. What did van see van probably said something way too smart about this situation What did van say this is what don't Van wrote all of that Man, don't get van worked up right in sas. See I'm not writing the essay about yeah Kind of getting a couple bars that's we don't need a reminder of the worth of white lives. Well, that's each their own America is a shrine So the worth of white people this message is reactionary to a message affirming black lives Have never been worth anything in america In its intent. It's a white supremacist notion Because it posits that we can't have a conversation about the worth of black people without having conversation or the worth of white people Which is fucking insane the notion that it always has to be about white people america is incredibly frustrating agreed Emotionally draining absolutely and the whole problem facts, but here's kanye apparently Centering that notion. I mean this and that is the thing, right? I wonder if he even knows what the phrase black lives matter means What do you what does it mean to? I mean, I I think it's a phrase that people started saying because uh america Was consistently and still consistently shows people that black lives don't Yo, what if truly matter in this country? What if the what if the saying was black moms matter? Do you think he was supported then? Uh Maybe I know he's I know a good question. I know he's not doing a whole thing about that's a good question You know man, maybe 10 years ago, but his wife who's the new mom in his life is not black So he probably won't care. Yeah, but he had such a deep relationship with his mother I guess what I'm trying to say is like maybe you would have more empathy if if this phrase affected the people that you care more about in this world You're acting like he's not black, but I don't think he cares more about I think he cares more about uh making fucking dresses or whatever Like oh, oh black fashion matters Oh, kanye'll kanye'll fight you over that shit. I bet you I bet you kanye'll be like i'm not a black fashion Oh, yeah. Oh, he's definitely all fashion matters. Yeah, he's uh, oh my god You say black fashion matters around kanye. He will all fashion matter you to fucking death. Oh my god. You hear me? Kanye is all fashion. He's all fashion. Kanye is an all fashion matter ass guy, bro I don't know man. It's just What it's an interesting ability to have to constantly get people in the frenzy because it really does show How much you mean to people Me personally, I don't give it But I don't think he means that much anymore because the reaction to this hasn't been that big Is it just me or like a lot of people care People just But everybody I've talked to everybody I talked to the people Yeah, the blogs are doing it because they know it's going to generate traffic Yeah, yeah, it's their job to react to the news. This is news I don't think the blogs are doing anything wrong, but I think the people are basically going. Oh, yeah Here's another stunt. Okay. Good. Another stunt. I just my my thing is just don't do stunts at your own expense My thing is use chaps On your people's Ain't his people's but I get what you say. I mean I get what you say. I want you but that's what I mean But but but when I say your own extent, that's what I mean I mean like just you're black at the end of the day, bro And you say that you have black kids. That's what you said. You said this you said you got black I mean he doesn't like that's what he said He said he got black kids. You know what I'm saying So it's just like what are you saying about your black kids lives? What are you saying about your life? What are you saying about every black person in your family's life? Like it's just a weird thing to do like what are you standing on if it said all lives matter Would this even be a conversation Yeah, but white is more provocative He's trying to provoke and I get it it's fashion week like everybody's trying to be provocative within We would have never known he was even doing a fashion show in Paris No, we did because he was walking in the mud. I didn't think nothing nobody had on mudboots I'm like he was in the rain. I'm in the rain all day wondering where the fuck is the Kanye West mudboots I thought I be on the day she had the fucking mudboots. I'm like that's smart. I want you goddamn mudboots I didn't think I didn't know that was a fashion show. Why would I think of a fashion show him walking in the mud and mud? Yeah, it doesn't seem very fashionable. There's nothing about it seem fashionable Like why would I think of the fashion show now? I know he had a fashion show Yeah in Paris at that. Yeah God bless him, man I don't get I really truly don't give a fuck past a couple of jokes And I think it's sad because one day Kanye is going to really really really need black people, bro Well, I mean that's really at the end of the day up to you guys How much you're willing to support but you seem to be willing to forgive no matter what he does Oh black Oh, shit as he was just going to drink the sip, which I'll go do black It was unplugged a little Black people looking at Andrew after he picked up his coffee after dropping a maybe a truth bomb on the floor What you what's up, Nila? I mean, is that true? No, this isn't a plight of me. I've been checked out of Kanye. That's fair Get you some crocs call it a day. I can't do a croc the croc dude You don't think he was making shoes for duck dynasty Speaking of duck dynasty. That's what the fuck this shit looks like. Why would I think this is a fashion show? I don't know dude. What is this? Kanye had a fashion show. He reenacted dick dynasty. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what he looks like a sperm inside Come on, bro. Just marching around angry. What the fuck are you doing? Where the fallopian tubes at y'all this shit look great. It smells weird. What's going on? Oh, what is going on in here? Do you know this guy? Don't he look like that one sperm, bro? Oh my god, yeah, this motherfucker every time Every fucking time Yeah, I came out swimming I'm all ready to find the egg and this motherfucker over here God damn, bro. Got me lodged in the anus Isn't that crazy this guy's so crazy Yo, I'm lodged in this anus, bro. Oh man, what up? Can you imagine what it's like for them sperms, bro, dude, bro all jokes aside Yeah, you see a man corn you try to dodge corn, bro He's like, yo, why is that corn in the lettuce all over the fucking sketch, bro? That is a funny Because you come out hot, right? You're just like who's saying boat like let's go. Oh, shit. Oh He's just nothing in dirty bitches I got What the fuck, bro. Oh, shit. This guy's got a whole corn in the cob in the pussy. Why Why is it is that arugula? What the Why there's so much corn in arugula in the foot What the fuck God damn it. Did he just Ain't no way, bro, but you ain't you ain't you didn't you miss one man. What blood passing by like, oh, that's you again At first he's excited. He's like it is a pussy. He's like, no, no, no, no, no period time Oh man, yeah, you guys are you guys are crazy Fucking nuts, dude. Come on, man. Did you see the dumb We know kim k on a true crime podcast. I love true crime. I just didn't like the dama document Why not because I like my true crime to have a point Meaning that a lot of the true crime I'm into it'll show you things like You know, it'll be cases that are unsolved. So it's bringing awareness to a case that's unsolved Are you know, it's like what we did, um Finding to mika Yeah, you know, yes, they had already caught the guy and stuff But there was so many things that came from that case like organizations were established because of that Yeah, it brought awareness to the plight of missing black women around the country It's like the dama doc just seemed like entertainment. Yeah Like and and they're really it wasn't a message. It wasn't not maybe a slight message It was about like he was able to get away with this because he's gay You know just gay. Oh, you didn't not the white part Well, well and white but mostly gay like the cops would come he'd have like a dead body and they'd be like, what's that? I was doing gay things I'm like, well people were that homophobic in the night? Yes, bro. It was a shield God damn. Yeah. That was when they bought the 14 year old back to him. That was crazy. That was nuts That was crazy. Like they didn't check no idea on nothing. He just claimed the 14 year old He showed them some pictures and they're like, oh, that's gay. What do you got? That's my boyfriend. Yeah, everybody's saying to him like they're telling the cops like, yo, he's He's looks like he's underage. No, that's my boyfriend. I just please bring him back upstairs. Like no, my fuck is drugged Yep, like Jesus christ, man. I I just I didn't see the point Was it good? Yes. No the documentary great hard story. I mean amazing and the fact that it's real is just insane And also why don't we keep calling it a documentary? It's not a documentary. No, that's right. It's a movie mini series. Yeah. Yeah. It's actually kind of in a weird sick twisted way. It's like a A romance Yeah, it's like this guy's he's really that's what to me. They make jeffrey dawning look like he's looking for love Yeah, and he's never been loved by anybody truly make you feel bad for him. I didn't go that far I didn't feel bad for him. I definitely didn't feel bad for him. Yeah, but I I The way they portray his parents and how his mom didn't really fuck with Yeah, like what he went through dad constantly asking him where his girlfriend. Yeah, you know what I'm saying and it's just like He just was lonely when did it don't leave me? Yeah, like also the fact that like Most people when they kill this is something I was thinking about like most people when they kill They just leave your body there, which is like that's two things that are wrong. Yo That was the why that was there was one part where he goes Yeah, I just took his bones and threw him in like I was a little brawn james. Yeah Let's do him around because I wanted him all around me. No, but isn't that a fuck? No, but he like I don't know he put that he like Crushed him up and he put it in the garden like he does it. He like does something with him afterwards You know Dominator the dog Say again. He needed a dog, bro. He needed a pet. I'm gonna fuck with him. I'm lonely, bro He needed a pet You know, he he just kills everything that's around him. You think oh, yeah I just feel like I don't know like do you want to be killed and just left there? Or do you want to be killed? No, but if you are killed like if you don't you want to be like the native americans They use every part of the buffalo I don't want that. That's that's like that's wild like you you know, that's the wildest part Right, it's one thing to kill somebody but to be cutting him up and fucking Eating him and spreading a bone around like you got to be a different type of level sicko to do that I like that. I like that. I like that more than just shoot me and leave me there because that's littering Oh If you're already gonna kill me don't also ruin the environment make do something You know, I mean do something that you know, you can fuck the dead bodies. Yeah, Jesus Cool I'd rather you do it without I'm dead Dama was wild like he like he really was one of those people like he kind of got like old Grandma energy. Yeah, because you know how your old your grandma don't ever want you to leave when you come over Yeah Yeah, no, that's exactly what dama is like Don't leave why you in such a rut like he was that Type of person. Yeah, that's is it possible though because it won't be up What do you mean? Oh Goddamn nila nila just realizing how this works Nila you just realizing how this works. I'm like so baffled right now That she even said what she just said you imagine she I think he was clapping I think it was clapping that he was clapping dead cheeks clapping dead cheeks He was they should they proved he was oh my god. The guys I've never seen I don't know if there's a sick the story in american history then dama not not in modern day. Yeah Not that I've seen that that's that's yeah, that's just insane that like that she did sick, bro Like he was he was different like different Yeah, it's different a while and got killed in prison No, he didn't did he really yeah, you got killed in prison. Oh, I didn't know that I killed him I think that's gonna be that's that's the last episode who killed him I forgot who to do was Looking up Taylor who's it and you know they're coming out with a documentary right after this Of course There's a documentary because you know how in the movie it shows him talking to the police It's literally a docker. Just all his confessions. Oh Just him talking about it. That's why the family. I really do feel like the family should get paid. Yo Go on that. I like to talk about that. You should not be able to create a story like this What's his name? Christopher scarver. Yep. Christopher scarver a fellow inmate at the columbia correction institution in portage, wisconsin Yeah, I just feel like the the family members should get paid You should reach out to the family members man because you're taking a lot of like artistic License with these stories. You're including the family members, right? Yeah So like you're showcasing the family members. They have actors You're also bringing back their trauma and you're profiting off of it. So you're telling their story Yeah, you know what I mean? And maybe they got approval from them, but it is weird But Netflix just loves serial killers, but then everybody got to get paid. They should Officers got to get paid. But yeah, oh the police officers. You definitely get paid. Yeah, but you talk about casufa defamation Back to make them look inept Come on and make it look like they don't give a fine I'm not saying that they did but make them look they you really make them look terrible All you got to say is loosely based on and then and then not if you use my name You can't say loose. I mean, I'm not saying I don't know what the the laws are But if you say loosely based on yeah, and you're using my actual name And you got me doing wild shit that I never did. I might come after you for defamation, but yeah Like why not? Yeah, I don't feel like they should get paid Who the family talk that shit. Why talk that shit like it's like a positive thing. It's creepy Yeah You're re traumatizing me You're re traumatizing me by depicting somebody in my family getting drugs Raid eating maybe maybe the victims of the families of the people that died she get paid, but that's about it Oh, I thought you were talking about his family Oh I don't know What the fuck is happening What is going on? Nala, what's happening? Are you cloned? No, Nala. What the fuck is going on? I think that might be a little tight that thing around your head I think you got to loosen that thing up God damn Okay, what else do we got let's go to another thing. Why y'all mad at life for telling his story What did life change one day, you know, we in maximum, you know maximum security And they like everybody gets to walk because I was a porter and a little in a little thing the little bridge where they You know put inmates and stuff like that So they're like everybody gets to walk everybody gets to walk so they bring the white boy in right So he come and it just so happened that they put him in the cell next to me I'm out there sweeping and mopping or whatever. So anyway You know, he was only there just for, you know, a short period of time or whatever I don't even remember really remember how long but you know the first like day and a half two days Like you ain't really hearing nothing from the camera I don't see the I don't really understand why people upset with life What is he saying? If Jeff really did this, I think Jeff was trolling but he said Jeff loved pretty brown eyes And if you read about I don't know if they showed us in the tv show But if you read about Jeffrey Dahmer, he used to keep some of the eyeballs of the victims Yeah, he used to walk around with him in his pockets because he started in the maggots And he was he was obsessed with the heart too. Yeah, he was young. Yeah You know, I mean the other song was uh Uh breaking my heart by um, don't go breaking my home. Yeah, break it. You're breaking my heart. Who was that? Make condition make condition. Yeah, and who was pretty brown eyes pretty brown Now It is My brown eyed girl did he say that that's what he said to say See me remember That By the way, why are you why are you you can't be mad at life for telling his story? Like Jeffrey Dahmer everybody talking about him right now when Now if you don't bring it up bring it up down get your clicks shot on life Jennings. So Yes, look the life, man. 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Um, and it's a great event, man You know, it's a day of mental health healing and education this saturday 11 a.m The 4 p.m at the mary out mark hand time square free event Let's go to mental wealth expo Dot com to register and uh hell of a week this thursday 11 30 p.m on uh comedy central We back with another new episode right after the daily show Uh, the last days of trevor noah on the daily show as you know it Bruh, you hit me with the news early bro. You were tmz charlotte I mean It was crazy The taping and they tape during the day like we do right on thursdays. Well, you know, he tapes every day But they tape on thursdays as well. So what do you think uh, do you know the real reason? What do you think the real reason are there multiple reasons? I think the real reason is um, the the the ever changing landscape of the game and I think that after covet People want to really truly do what makes them happy You know what I mean as opposed to doing what they think They have to do You know what I mean? So he probably Really enjoyed doing the daily show the first seven years But I mean he has a he has a real love for stand-up trev comes from stand-up Imagine if you and I use you as an example because you know you a stand-up comedian and you love the road But imagine you decided to say, you know what? I'm gonna take this job and I'm gonna do this every day You ain't gonna do that shit for like I could I could look at you and be like shows Ain't gonna do that for hours. So if you bring shorts in just know this could be A year it could be two. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it might Might not last that long, you know what I mean? And I think Chris rocked back in the day when they wanted Chris to host the daily show right after John Stewart Ironically before trouble took the job. There was rumors that Chris was going to do it I mean that would have been fucking amazing. He only wanted to do a year though That was Chris's thing. Chris was like I only want to do a year Can I tell you what the real reason why I think that is and it's um I'm not trying to count pockets But like I know a little bit about the game and Trevor Noah was making unbelievable money doing the daily show. I think he was making 16 million a year something like that Was that like that right what? Yeah, so it's like probably making that much well This is an older deal when tv was more relevant and there were more viewers. It was based on that right and uh But you getting that but now Trevor Noah when he's doing arenas because he can do arenas He's making probably a million dollars a show And and he's doing something that he genuinely loves to do right You don't have to be any at any set any set schedule. Yeah, you know what I'm saying So it's like I think that plays a lot into it where it's like if you want me to do a thing and same with Chris rock it's like Chris I'll give you a year of my life where I'll sacrifice the amount of money I would be making on the road, but you can't you can't pay him More than he's going to make on the road And if the job isn't interesting or fun anymore, and you could make more money elsewhere Yeah, like you're willing to take the decrease in pay for how much you enjoy doing the thing once that joy goes away Shit i'ma go make the money and and that's how it should be right. Absolutely I pray that everybody alive has that sense of freedom at one point at some point in life They get to feel how it feels To walk away from something because you genuinely want to yeah Because there's something else out there that you genuinely enjoy doing more, you know what I mean? So I be I I think it's as simple as that like I really do. I don't think it's any I mean, I know it's not I know it's I know it's as simple as that. Yeah, you know Yeah, everybody's not a creature. I have it. I'm a creature. I have and I like structure Yeah, exactly But but you also get compensated for your structure And there isn't another thing that you might do outside that you know could compensate you even more That's right. This is what I love to do. Exactly. I like getting up going to radio in the morning That's what you sometimes I might do. I might enjoy doing it from my house a little bit more sometimes Nowadays, but you know, I mean, I still like doing you still like doing I like going somewhere to do a tv show I enjoy I love coming to bring the dude pocket. I love this is what I like to do. Yeah. Yeah Everybody don't like that kind of structure. That's true And especially like you said earlier like trevor came up with stand-up So he's always had a passion for stand-up and if he can make more money, this is what I assume it is I assume the contract was coming up And I think another year. Yeah. So like maybe there's one more year and I you know, you start those negotiations And they say something probably like listen not as many people are watching tv as they used to So we can't find a way to monetize the show in the same way we used to Oh, no, I try to build online though. Yeah, but online in that youtube shit is through the rule No, no, no, there's no question that that uh, the youtube stuff is doing well But they can't monetize youtube like they can monetize tv The ad sense that you're making on youtube is just not even close to what you make if it's just not And they could maybe get their own segment He doesn't really good on streaming tool on primal plug. Sure. Yeah, but it's not what they used to do Oh, of course So it's like I think they were like listen the show's got a downsize a bit to accommodate that and I think he did the smart career thing Which is he actually did downsize learn colvin Which is so but everybody did so it didn't really matter But like I think the smart career decision is always to get out before the thing folds and Him choosing to get out Before the show becomes a lot smaller version Like remember when carcin daily had his late late night show and then it turned into like a show where he would like Go to different locations and then interview. Oh, I know I did that show three times It was mad as fuck because I never interviewed with carcin daily. Yeah, exactly. He's sitting at a bar and somebody asking you questions Yeah And then he chopped it up to make it look like he's doing it 100% So it's like the budget just kept shrinking and carcin was like i'ma ride this ship until it's done And god bless him for that But I think what he's doing what trevor's doing is going like let me get off this ship before this shit sinks And then I get all the blame for it sinking. I think it's a smart move. I don't think it's gonna sink I think that it makes too much money for comedy central. There's no way it makes money Oh, no, it definitely makes money. It wouldn't be on the air. It definitely shows that are on the air that don't make money Yeah, but the daily show still has a The daily show has an audience that is is habit. It's going for 20. It's like s and l You know what i'm saying? It's like it's like s and l for comedy central I don't think s and l will last that much longer to be honest with you Well, because lauren wants to give it up lauren said what's it'll be i think he wants to give it up at 50 years So they're at what 47 I mean wakina was on hell of a week earlier this year. He said he said he thinks 50 Is a nice good number to hang it up at yeah, because once lauren doesn't want to do it anymore There's nobody gonna have that passion for it. You know what I mean lauren built it. That's his baby 50 years he walks away and will mbc Have a replacement for it probably not Because some of that shit is just tried and true like you know what the audience is you know who's watching it's an institution That's it's institution when you're institution like that some advertisers are just like here It's 15 million for the year It's the greatest comedy institution in american history s and l I mean, I can't think of another one No, I can't I mean no, I can't I mean what's that? Yo karsten, but I don't think karsten went for as long right no way And it's like the impact that s and l has had like i'm trying to give it up to a show that I don't really watch Or i'm not that much of a fan of anymore. It's definitely s and l but but s and l the history of what the accomplishment is Yeah, no simpsons is another one too that you got to look at and then even like south park and these shows but like But no, you can't really compare when it when an s and l guest Kits it is National talking about the guest Think about the cast Think about the people that have come from s and l no that it's the greatest chevy chase eddie murphy It's the greatest comedy institution bill murray bill murray. Yeah, Tina Fey. Yeah It's not even close belushi. That's right. Yeah, it's not even it's not close Yeah, no, I mean you got to give it up for what it was and the accomplishment if they want to do Few more years they could do a few more years I go to 50 I think the real issue is just just not making money anymore And I think that when I think it's probably very expensive to make I can't imagine how expensive a show to create that much content One day a week The staff must be huge The budget must be insane just to do that like it's a huge accomplishment every single week to do it And the people just are watching like they used to watch times change fucking shows evolve Like late night is different than what it used to be You see a lot of these late night shows are cone is no longer doing it So may have to be no longer doing the late night shows will eventually no longer exist And then other forms of entertainment In other forms They do already it's podcast This is how we watch late night now and you watch it when you want to not when the tv tells you Yeah, I mean that's that's what's happening with the late night shows now That's why if you go you go look at Kobe you look go look at kim o' there youtube numbers are through the roof The motherfuckers wake up in the morning and they watch the the good parts. They watch the good parts By the way, that's all you really want them to see that's it at the end of the day Now you they have to find a way to profit off of that and they haven't figured that out We have because we're in a podcast space. We know how to do it No, they have well, maybe you know more more about the streaming side of me These are still multi-million dollar shows like that. Let's not get that fucked up Like no, I guess what I'm trying to say is like they're they have a deal with the cable company The network is a deal with the cable company So they have to provide the cable company with a certain amount of networks not the network shows not the not the Co-bears and the chemical that's basic television The co-bed the kill and that's the other thing that we feel. Oh, yeah. Yeah those shows like that There's there's still more people watching basic tv than cable just for this off habit You know, I mean NBC will be on in somebody's house. Yeah, CBS will be on in somebody's house at ABC That's why there's still cash in the daytime shows the late night show Yo, who the fuck still watching soap operas? Everybody I don't but days of our lives bold and beautiful them shipping on forever Like so, I don't know it's still it's still cash in daily show. They'll probably bring a woman in I'm sure you know what I mean? I would probably bring in a duo You know what I mean? I think that would be different. What about you would you do it? You next in the time slot. No, I rather I rather build my own But listen, I'll never say never but I rather build my own franchise because I don't think it ever works when you're stepping into A great men's shoes, you know what I mean? I think I think trouble did a really great job But all things considered he did a great job I mean the shoes that he was stepping into where the great the greatest political comedian in history not even close. Yeah Like when you go back and you watch john stewart's shit now you like wow And not and not and here's the thing that john stewart did that's so amazing. He absolutely disrupted not just television he disrupted society society Yeah, he's still getting shit done John stewart is getting legislation passed right now john stewart has sitting president saying this happened because of you But that's the thing that that's the thing. I really I don't know I for me if i'm like trevor. It's like john grew up in america Seeing all these things happen in america is incredibly invested in america trevor came here to be famous Those are now he's part of this like political institution show. He's got to like Learn to care about politics and then learn what a conservative is and what a democrat is what the beliefs are What all these things is very very well read though No, no, there's no question that he's not he's an intelligent dude, but like it's not ingrained in who he is as a person He's a voyeur on american politics Whereas whereas where's john when he's not being the host of the show He's getting firemen rights because they ran into the fucking 9 11 uh The buildings were Like it is Through every fiber of his being if I moved to london and I did a political show I don't give a fuck what's going on in parliament in london But this is where trevor wins and it's interesting when situations like this happen because they treat you like you die So everybody starts talking good about you. You know what I mean? Yeah When you read all of these articles about trevor and the void people think he's going to leave in late night To your point about american politics people feel like trevor opened up their worldview to global politics Oh, that's good. Yeah, I didn't I didn't realize that but that every article i've read from variety to deadline That's how people look at trevor like trevor opened up people's eyes to Global politics even the way he used to break down things in america He would often do it in correlation to things that happened in south africa during apartheid, you know, and he's very well versed on Global politics smart guy. There's no question. I'm not saying he's not smart I'm saying it's a different investment when you go to a place to be a famous person And when you oh, yeah, literally dedicate your life to politics and the political And political comedy, which is what john and if you're noted i'm not trying to sound silly Well, maybe i'm can't help it sound silly because i'm a silly person But this is america. Yeah They're only going to give a fuck about global politics so much. Yeah You know what i'm saying they would much rather hear john stewart talking about the 9 11 And the veterans and like just things that happen in america. Yeah, they relate to John more, you know what i mean, but trevor did a phenomenal phenomenal phenomenal job, you know what i mean and he's going to be Great at whatever he chooses to do. I mean they're making a movie out of his book Born to crime He's gonna be fine. He's he's already rich. Yeah, he's made tons of money. He's he's he did it for seven fucking years It's hard to do anything for seven fucking years. Yes. So yeah, he's gonna be fine Everything's gonna find the show. I don't know. I don't know what will happen with the show to me It's gonna get a woman host I I I think I believe it'll get a woman host um And it'll keep on for as long as it keep keeps on like That's it. Like the daily show is one of those you They've had just the same show running for such a long time writers like Plug somebody in there that's talented that got a pov It'll it'll it'll it'll be fun. It'll do a thing. Hey, it'll be it'll be I think it'll be fine All right, what else we got what else we got Tail again Oh, yeah What ain't Tony Oberon do A B posted a picture of him and Giselle, bro. That shit was wild corny, dude Why that's corny B It's a pick. What did he say? What was the caption? No, that was We need don't matter what the fucking caption is your mans is going through divorce You didn't know Tom Brady and Giselle hired lawyers. They're getting divorced I didn't know Yeah, I read that on the way here I told I told Steve that in the car like oh my god The audacity of her wait, what was the captain? Yes Yes, yes How you leave the goat for playing football? Yo You know, it's crazy Tom Brady has told us shows For years. He's retiring at 45. Yeah, so if I know that why doesn't his wife know that now? Here's the question. Here's the question. Yes We all think that this is a L for Tom right now. It's the first time we've seen him catch one maybe in his entire career But here's the thing He's about to leave football And go into business and if he has the same success same success in business as he had in football This guy's gonna be a fucking billionaire now or he got a $350 million contract waiting waiting for him right now That's and that's the work now. Let me ask you a question. Let me ask you a question Wouldn't you like to get divorced before your wife took half of that? Let that's question number one question number two. Wouldn't you like to get divorced if your wife was worth more than you? When you knew immediately after this year, you were going to be worth as much Wouldn't you like to take half of her shit before you go make all your goddamn money? This guy's a genius She sounds worth one time. Yes. She's the breadwinner in that family. Yo, go to that That's not unequivocally city boys city boys are City boy, but that he is an og city boy right there. Do you not? This guy I see you struggling over there you put j Hey Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. I like that. I like that slick back with the point. I do I like to slick back with the ponytail All right, let's bring out your face It does 400 million Chacelle boosted brazil model. Yes, dude. She's one of the biggest models in the world That's crazy. Brady is 200 Wow, she got double his shit. Okay. So check it right we get divorced now I snatch half of yours and then I leave my plan career where I'm getting pennies compared to you And then I go make my 350 million dollar deal which I keep all of and I do my uggs I do my all these other different businesses where I'm going to make crazy fucking money because now I can focus on building these businesses I'm going to be a billionaire all for you. That's a great theory But if I got that much money and my wife got that much money, can we just please leave Amicably, yeah, whatever the word is Tom Brady's a winner. Not a tire Come on For a decade you think he's gonna take none of that time like my record is seven three women in the world Really? In the entertainment world. All jokes aside if I'm Tom Brady, man, I don't love football that much, bro Like I I'm gonna be Tom Brady's a fucking psychopath. Yes, and that's the thing that people don't talk about enough There is no way at 45 years old when you have dominated a sport You're the greatest winner that nfl has ever seen you have more super bowls than franchises in the league And you can't hang it up. What more is there to do? I mean Not be around your wife A lot of people just do shit should not be around their wife I think that's what he did retire for too much. Yeah, and he was like fuck this. This is boring. Yeah, I think so Yeah, she don't even speak english. Like I didn't know you didn't speak english. What if he's a mathie? I think Tom Brady's a masochist. Oh, I think he likes pain. I think he likes money Well, then he would like being with his Not emotional Oh, uh, physical. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The emotional might be too much. Yeah, you know like your emotional Tom will turn Yo, wow Wow, Tom, that's a good theory you got though. I don't know might be and if he does it the dude can't stop. That's his greatest super bowl There's greatest super bowl is that his greatest super bowl is that have the most beautiful kids ever with one of the most beautiful women That's ever graced the planet take half of her money And uh, then go become a billionaire on your own. I had no I did just that was worth that much And that's my fault to stereotype the model can't stereotype them I had no I did not just these only fans thoughts making money. I had no idea bro 400 million. Wow. Damn, right, dude What else we got tail again? Oh, no, well, you know we we got a why do you think what ab did was corny that's posting Oh, just because she's going through the voice and it's just wack to be like he put his he put the fingers He'd like this which is kind of I don't know. Is that alluding to What is that? His thing is the glove. So I think that's like put that shit on Uh, the dance. I know you got to dance. I think um, tom brady doesn't give a fuck. I don't even I'm all fucking care. You think he cares about her? Hell. Yeah I don't think he's one anybody Nobody posting your wife. Yeah, don't post my wife. Don't post my wife. Yeah, he should not be posting No, that's why I mean it now. Happy birthday. Wow. He said happy birthday. No That's why I said it doesn't matter. I know I do need to see the caption. I was this Here No, bro, that's for first the white world. You should be mad at the wife for hugging. Don't post my wife. Yo celebration No, put that shit on the up She shouldn't hug them Because it's shit like this Because in the future same reason same reason I tell y'all to stop having sex with guys because in the future The more y'all grow the more y'all grow I'll be posting y'all put that shit on you. So it happens to ice bites What happened to ice price? Uh, I don't know if it's her but a video leaked of her just getting crazy back shots and queefing. Oh, oh really What the munch is revenge The munch is revenge. Yo, that's what the fuck happened He out here calling motherfuckers munch is reducing the action. I'm not gonna. That's what happened munch Is the first time that women have developed a word that men are uh, bothered by It is every other one that y'all say is just something we say To you and then you didn't develop your own shit That's the first time women developed a word to call men That we were offended by and you could tell we're offended because like, oh, yeah, i'm a month Like we're doing all these I don't like the way it sounds. There we go munch. Exactly munch. Fuck you. Yeah Right, you know what i'm saying? How's your wife played with you like that shit? No, she she she don't know who fuck ice pices Ice pices put that in a restaurant. That's why i'll be in therapy once a week because i know i got mad in securities, boy What because i can walk around the house saying oh, you thought i was feeling you Yeah, yeah, as soon as i hear somebody else in the house that i'm like Shut up I fucking say shit. My goddamn house about munch this Don't fuck you in the pantry. Talk about you thought i was feeling you name a name a name for dudes What's that mean? Small meats? What is small meat? What is small meat? Small meat small meat. I don't it's like don't call me. No fucking sweet. Yes me. Don't call me. No even that is whatever It's me. Yeah Yeah, i look bothered right now. I could speak sound crazy because all i'm gonna do is say, yeah, I skeet On you throw me Throat is crazy. We can just call women throat. Don't be so upset jaw jaw throat Asofagous that's it. Asofagous mad long, but if you girls walked in we're like, yo, what's up throats? Yeah, they would be so upset They would be so upset. That's what i'm saying. My brothers y'all gotta flip it. You get called a munch call a throat Call a throat right back to it. Don't even hesitate. Don't hesitate. Do not hesitate. Oh, let's do the munch. Call you a munch. Oh, what's up, bro? Yeah, what's up, bro? That's it. What else we got taylor? What is that fucking what is that sparrows and locusts? What? All right, let's get this let's get this what an idiot moment in history In 1958 chinese communist leader mousy dong decides who thought of this one? Decided sparrows were hurting the country's food supplies by eating too much stored grain His solution was to kill off china's sparrows Citizens were encouraged to poison and shoot sparrows as well as destroy their nests as part of the smash sparrows campaign Young children were given slingshots the campaign was successful at hundreds of millions of sparrows were killed Okay And in one problem sparrows eat locusts. Oh, and once all the sparrows were gone locusts Free from their main predator started eating all the crops Mal tried introducing millions of bed bugs to eat the locusts and other insects But it was too late the crops were lost and china's great famine began Wow people were forced to eat rats forced mice and even mud Maybe forced to eat rats without a side of veggies, but they were still eating them The mass deaths of sparrows and nationwide loss of crops Resulted in untold millions starving and 20 to 30 million people dying from 1958 to 1962 What a fucking idiot man. It was do you think it's cap cap talk to me all this shit is cap talk to me. This was all A story created to explain one thing wishes Why don't you rat? Why don't you rats all the locusts took off didn't shut up. You really think they could kill all the sparrows Ain't no way man. Come on. Ain't no way man. The fuck kill a sparrow Get the fuck out of here. How could you there's no way you could kill every sparrow? This is what you slingshots in 1960. You think they was just handing out slingshots to all these chinese kids Slingshots and boys and chris. No. No. No. No, I go to china right now. There's no sparrows They bought 250,000 from the soviets Chris just said they bought 250,000 sparrows, which is wow The soviets are just keeping a quarter million sparrows around all these numbers are crazy. I don't believe this Yeah, I don't believe none of this. Tell me that there's an unlimited supply of rats in china, but y'all eat rats, yo Like stop how the fuck did the the bubonic plague get to europe by how? what rats rats through the trade routes I don't know what that means The black plague okay in europe The killed one third of the european population. I know that but what do you say like comes from china? I knew that and it got here through rats My point is there's always been rats in china. They always been eating them mother fuckers. I'm saying But they said this they said this they said the rats snuck onto the ships. They were food, bro They had them on the ships in the lunchbox. Yes, got you word Right That rat is a lunch Chris regretting ever putting this save you know, I don't believe that I just don't I just don't believe this I don't believe that they killed all these sparrows with slingshots and poisoned and fucking it's too much You have mad rats like deal with it like you're a ratty place Do you know what I mean? New york got mad rats. We're never like oh, we had to kill all the pigeons and the rats to cover We just got rats. They were born. We're a ratty city. That's right. That's right. We're a rat infested city That's what new york is and we we own that shit Let's do some we own it bro. We don't make these stupid ass stories So rats are part. Yeah rats are so much part of new york. They got the fucking big floaty shit Dumb what's the big yeah when the unions are protesting them exactly rats are mascots with new york Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles It's part of the culture. That's right. You really believe that china didn't have rats when the leader's name is mouse That's true Listen points are being made This was a great brilliant I tried bro. I tried it baked on the back. I tried bro. I thought it was clever I thought it was clever, you know, you shoot. Okay. I still see a 30 point game. All right What's this a mask you did? young Taylor gang Taylor got trapped in florida flew right into the eye of the hurricane really Yes, she did You was going a week I miss Taylor too. I'm not gonna lie. Oh, I did. I missed Taylor. Taylor was gone for two weeks, bro You what she said what what did you say you're only saying that because she gave you a mean face Oh, I thought you called me a smith. That's what I heard. I was like, I know I ain't just I was like what Okay, here we got Oh, this is a good one king grant 95 said is it possible to have home Work balance if you're building something new. I think this person meant work life balance. Yeah That's a great question. Um, no Nah, I mean, no you can But you're not going to probably want to and you're not going to succeed Like you need to just have an insane grind You just need to have an insane grind and then that insane grind will drive you to success and that'll be your competitive advantage But like if you try to build a new business like steve jobs ain't have no fucking What is it called work life balance? Like that dude was all work And the greats do it and you know what's so interesting about that? You're not even going to realize It's consumed you the way it has. Yeah, if you love it if you love it You know what I'm saying because you're building something new you're into it You know what it might do for the ecosystem you believe in it Like you're not going to think about anything except for that 24 hours a day seven days a week I'm talking about regard. You might get on the toilet and take that shit You're gonna get right off and think about that project. You might be with your woman and you know Bong bong but soon as you done you're gonna be thinking right about about about that project. So Yeah, the work life balance. You're not even going to want it when you're building something new Uh, will shawla ever get to the point where he tases someone at a cowboy's game? No, I am not my father Sluice of my dad cowboy Glad you remember that story great story by the way unbelievable. He tased the marine on 9 11 at MetLife Stadium, bro I didn't know those two extra parts. Yeah That was the whole thing. It was 9 11 cowboy's jets game. I forgot what year it was And he walked right in with his taser man, and you know, he was hurt Uh, well, he grew up Jehovah Witness and Annie was like hurt. So him and his wife didn't stand up and um The marine when they tried to stand up The marine was like, nope Y'all didn't stand up for the anthem. I'm not standing up for you My dad hit him with that juice What do you Who? Yeah, the marine said I'm not moving My dad's wife was trying to get up because of the bathroom and the marine was like, I'm not moving y'all didn't get up for the anthem So I'm not moving That's it. Sir, please get the fuck up And he didn't get up and then bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Get him with the juice And the recession an economy question that you keep denying. It's we're not in a recession. Yeah No, that's not what it says. I mean, literally technically we are but do y'all think the economy will officially hit a recession after midterms Shad solo It's more of a political question. Yeah, the democrats will never say that we're in a recession. There you go That's not what he adds He said will it officially hit a recession? No, because they'll never officially announce it's a recession Is charlamagne gonna surprise us with an epic marvel costume and what is shalt's gonna be? This is for halloween Damn, you got something. Fuck your question. I did. How'd you feel about that? Sorry, nila He's white. I'm used to white people getting in their way. Oh, shit. Oh, why you taking so much? Oh, shit Yeah, step up He reduced you to a white man. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You could have just said show I'm a white man. I'm a white man I don't think you're just a white man, bro. I don't think I think like you're I'm not just a white man, but I am a white guy spicy mayo You know man Shoes has a lot easily shows might be actually more annoying. I hate when people do that shit though I know I hate when people do this shit. This shit is wild racist, but nobody's it but when they're like, you're cool. You're not really white It implies that being white is bad I know a lot. Let me tell you something. I know a lot of white and I'm fired. I know a lot of white men I know one Andrew That's right You know what I mean? Come on bro. Andrew's a different breed And not because he's not white man That's nothing to do with I'm I'm out here. I'm a munch and I'm looking for smash What small vage You acting like you you've been acting like you ain't married the past couple weeks. Best in midtown, bro Oh, that's right. I'm married. That's right. That's good. I'm gonna be for Halloween down, bro Okay, your wife put out her own infamous special Yeah, I'll show you the fuckers Oh This is her that right here is a hilarious Fucking what sounds racial but actually is it? No, we can go back. Oh, oh, let's go to that one What the heck the 13 what sounds racial but actually isn't oh, that's easy. What nick a roger? That's easy Rockwell, bro. Yeah, that one's kind of crazy Yeah, what's what's the naga? Yeah, definitely. Definitely. Yeah, definitely. That's a good one Um, what is it? What'd you say? Huh new guinea? No, I'm okay with that one Oh Oh, shit That is true. Fuck That is crazy. You know how you know that could work. Why just say it to somebody walking on the street new guinea Yeah, the fuck you say to me Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I said where's new guinea? This is a hilarious question. All right Do kids intimately like chicken? Not intimately innately innately. Oh, do kids It is because kids do love chicken nuggets in an intimate way Kids aren't intimate, bro Bro, watch your child bite into a chicken nugget and I'm strong. I'm good. Don't let Charlemagne near a McDonald's ever again Do kids innately like chicken nuggets or do we teach them that? They innately like it because they put all that shit the kids like in it, bro It's got your chicken. The kids are you know, we and we chicken nugget kids to death. We really do Yo, I love chicken nuggets. I like chicken tenders though. Give me a chicken tenders way better I don't fuck with chicken nuggets. Yeah, I'm like the nugget I like chicken tenders. I do not fuck with chicken nuggets. I never fuck with chicken nuggets I thought it was trash chicken chicken tenders though slap. That's an adult food I had to eat too many nuggets when I used to go to McDonald's back in the day I would get 20 chicken nuggets crazy. I go to Chick-fil-A now. I get four tenders. I'm fucking exactly Or if you get the little what is it the small versions in Chick-fil-A? Bites they call them chicken, but I don't like the bite. They ain't nugget. I don't like the bites I like them scripts, right? Them chicks feel like two goddamn bananas you was eating early like god damn. I miss them bananas, bro I should be thick and needy, you know, I miss them fucking bananas, bro Bite that motherfucker man You know what I mean? Come on, yo Listen, uh, let's do one more Taylor. Let's get a good one. What are you dressing up as, bro? Oh, yeah. Yeah, let's see that question That's a good one to end up. What are you dressing up as? Are you gonna do some crazy Marvel shit? I think I've been I ain't gonna lie. I've been feeling very old school wrestler-ish Yeah, you know hulk hogan Nah, hulk is wack this yellow underwear and a fucking mustache Iraq is wack too. Like man. I mean like gold dust. I've been thinking about I've been thinking about things Gold dust would be fire. I would slap with gold Gold doesn't confirm a lot of shit for people Wood Gold dust might be fire I'm not in alex said I'm thinking about I was thinking sting Gold dust would be dope No, I think would be kind of lit man. I think sting would be better than gold dust. Yeah The reason I would do sting is because of the overcoat because it's winter time white face too would be lit But the gold dust that outfit your Taylor would be so fucking jealous. She would be jealous And the gold dust outfit. Oh my god. I got my fucking costume already What you got? What you got? Dr. Umar Johnson. Yo fire Fire umar said he'll do flavor what you gotta pay him. I will pay him, but I will donate to the school I don't pay guess umar. That's the that's the that's the good one and That's important now because then we get to see. Hmm. What's the most important? That's true. I will donate to the school Gold dust Yo, my 41 30 643 would look so crazy in that fucking suit charlman You will look like a fucking bumblebee You wanted to take it back to the 90s You wanted to take it back to the 90s so bad just now Y'all think I might do gold dust bro But that's gold dust hails. You got to put the hair on went to a picture of gold Dust that you want to be this person too. Now you got to put the hair on too, bro That's crazy the only thing to make up see what sting you could just wear the mask. I don't know I don't know bro. You could get a mask sting or gold does somebody let y'all vote Wild boy Gold dust was a wild boy I don't even know if he would identify as a boy in Oh, he identified as they whoa Sting man Sting was fire, bro. That's crazy. Oh if I do wolf pack sting Ooh I don't know yet. You got you said you got yours. You say you can be dr. Uma I'm gonna try to be dr. Maria. How can you do that with our blackface? Um, I won't do blackface But I'll do uh Other things You know, I can see I can see I could do beard You do the beard. I could do the beard. I like can I do the uh Kenting can I do the can't ask me? I don't want no parts of this She's Taylor saying I need to put on weight. I think that's disrespectful No, he's not fat. He like yeah, he husky. I gotta find a way. I gotta find a way. I'll find a way All right, uh, I think we did it guys. 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