 He said he had a big J for me in Amsterdam. Not what I thought you meant, bro. As soon as we booked this battle, I hit up bags and said, let's get drugs. Magic truffles. Oh, man. I eat those. Yo, what's good? We're back here at Training Days on my birthday. Shout out to everyone out there celebrating it with me. Checkpoint the third and final day of a fucking boat weekend. We're here on a Sunday afternoon. Secret location in central London. Tempting the background is fucking classic. We're going to get to battle number two of the day. You know the score? MC on my right-hand side, battle number two. We have Liv Winter. Make some noise. MC on my left-hand side. I was going to say second battle, but it's kind of third battle, because I certainly did on Friday. So third battle, your crafty. Make some noise. If you haven't seen Crafty's Ambient Child Battle, please watch it. It's fucking great battle. Okay, we flipped off camera. The judge battle. We were going to do a program where they wanted to judge. It's great. I appreciate that very much. Crafty wanted to go first. Round of 1 on Crafty. Let's go. Yo. Yo. Yo. Now are you, man? Roll out. Scorbin' in a checkpoint. I was writing bars of peace older. And this white bitch about to get destroyed. Yo. I don't feel familiar with my work to twitch their eyes. Because in the last battle, she was calling herself a bitch and died. See, you're the typical type to whinge and cry. The system's died. The picture life is victimized. But that afflicted life is fictionalized. Because you flip it in the script. So you're right. And then you'll try out spitting by licking out chips, flits and stuff. Then go offender. But you got called a pig bitch in the slot. You can't write poems preaching feminism. And cry for help. And use words like dyke to describe yourself. It's hypocritical. It's hypocritical. Because then you stereotype men in the filthiest way. In your poem, Don't Be That Guy, you try to fill us with shame. It was an event called Bitter Bitter. But I couldn't swallow that pill. Because then you say if you wear a snap back and you spat raps and you're guilty of rape. Fuck you. Stop attacking other people. That's why it's clear. Plus those concepts have been stretched more than all the gaps in your A&C. What you do ain't liberal. It's waste and typical. Those fuck men poems you write live. They ain't original. But at least when others do it, it's based on the principle. You're a self-confessed slut. So what you say is fictional. And all you tweet about is sleeping about. You act like you're a bitch. Why criticize men's behavior? If you don't actually resist repeating the same old sport, it's like gasping when you spit. To start a trial with your nerves and stuff, you have to be a prick. So listen. I'm advancing through the game. To achieve the new levels. You can't just write about your gender. You think it makes you special. You're a golden raps. What do you want? A badge from Blue Peter and two medals? You're a golden raps. What do you want? A badge from Blue Peter and two medals? What cause you got a gun tattoo and a sleeve done? Who rebel? Against Pedro? Against Pedro, you were self plagiarised in the bars that you spat. Don't think I was going to get past crafty like that. There were reused lines from your own poem called Can't argue with that. And then you called your opponent a lazy writer. Can't argue with that. Because I'm a feminist, Liv. I believe in equality. I believe in equality. I think we're making amends. But it's not, it's like you. You're just fakes who pretend to waste all your energy just hating on men and using words that when used against you, you'll take an offense to go on. Keep pretending it's gender that's holding you back. In the hope that they won't actually knock that you're whacked because what's ironic? Without gender politics and policies involved, you probably have been told an awful quality control is the nifty game you play. You abuse misogyny just to hide your rhyming but it's like 50 shades of green. You had to use controversy to disguise poor writing. All right. So, fuck me when it boring. Your delivery was appalling and I can't believe, I can't believe you took the letters out of his name. What is this, 2008? But here are your shit, Mr. Self-proclaimed best newcomer. Here? Well, I didn't notice you come in and I wouldn't have voted for your win because I found your general demeanour to be quite embarrassing because I got this feeling, you know? You're a posh boy. Yes, you're a posh boy and I just know it. I could go through your closet and I would find a lacrosse kit. Race and trap game. I'm sure your mum still gives you money on a Saturday and once does she ever have to say, son, please, would you just put that getaway? See, my first clue, my first clue was the fact that you, my first clue was the fact that you do bang, said the gun because bang, said the gun, she's full of middle-class cunts and failed drama students who still live with their mums. But I bet she's, but I bet she's, but I bet she's so excited about your next album. I listened to your sound card, by the way, yeah, and you have me worried. Are you struggling? Is the city getting you down? Are you having a difficult time doing fuck all but working on your sound? Don't let these words be misrepresent. Brov, who did you think was listening to them? And why are you surviving? When it's just 15 tracks it's about your ex-girlfriend. And this lot might take you serious on, this lot might take you serious on some JME but I actually threw you like a sceptre, bro, because that's not me. So you talked about you performing at bang, said the gun, but that's a sick event. One of the dopest in Britain live. You just perform at these open mics in weird hippie cafes where nobody's listening. Because this is an opportunity I'm squeezing and when you don't deserve, I'm more respected as a rapper and I'm more respected as spoken words. So what I've noticed in observative is when I perform poems I get the audience respect. When you perform yours they're always talking through your set. Because they're one of your YouTube sets, right? What I'm about to tell you is fact you finished your poem and had to tell them to clap. You finished your poem and had to tell them to clap because what I've noticed in observative is that we're both born September 11th. True. Both born September 11th. That's all we have in common. That's all we have in common because you're pastatic. Unlike the Twin Towers that date, I'm starting you can't damage. You've got bars you can't manage and heart you can't challenge. My lyrics terrorize. It will be past tragic when I kill you right here because this is like 9-11. When the craft clashes that's a builder's nightmare to the builder. No, she's actually a builder. I'll make Lipsy her grim reaper. Bring ground zero to whole. If you're not a builder you're a chimp sweeper. That's why I dig deeper ground. Zero from whole. So I'm about to de-spirit your soul. Because these rounds you're getting body. Bars for the terror. Row three for me. That's margin for Eric. Either way you're making a mistake. You can win the flip and make me go first or out. Win with flips and a race your whole third. It's like anything you... Win with flips and a race your whole third because anything you refute I'll refute. If it's a feud tower. It's everything in the kitchen sink to a few tiles. It's like I've danced to every rhythm. It's like I've danced to every rhythm. But you lack many grooves. You can't match any moves. It's a cash 22. It's a cash 22 when you're facing strength of wit and penmanship. Since you don't sell sets you can set sell this appendement ship stretched out bars. You can set sell this appendement ship stretched out bars to leave a tendon split but a sharp like a knife needs a tension split see my thumbs off chain like independences I smoke hot flames in my sentences but this is don't flop blame ain't no censorship so it's gonna be non-stop pain that's a membership but that makes sense. It's not pain that's a membership because that makes sense a bit. Because you follow terms and conditions those words have been rinsed out the terms you've conditioned in terms of condition I'm at my peak now your condition terminal it's about to get peak now you're declining each track I make my futures getting fresh and broader borderline depression from your sets kill vibes each sessions torture yours like immigration more you give us more we're getting border this odd bird ain't sharp enough you're moving down the peck in order to soil since what you're doing is a fast you were losing on the card you were fuming in advance that forward movement in your car since I'm true to the art and you're maneuvering apart I'll remove you from the car so I can prove it in your arm seat someone doing it for bars someone doing it for bars others doing it for laughs I'm just doing it to prove in this your two minutes to pass because you're trailing counter bunch of drunk 16s that was easy to pop now you've got a room full of hungover MCs Crafty answer me please and try and do it with some honesty do you really believe that what this scene needs is another white boy writing poetry about the streets woe is me she never sleeps her move beneath my feet bro please you've got no originality how did you think that you could manage me because all you ever say is cliches that you replay whereas I've got a video at 55k in fact now me and my friend Pedro we're fast approaching 60,000 views and next month you can catch my interview at dazed and confused because honey this is only a training day for you and outside this is actually what I do so enjoy your moment babes because you're welcome to ride my wave I'm a grafter I'm not afraid of the times it takes and I'm not chasing the fame that this rhyming makes to just have something to say and I require a stage crafty you're irrelevant and I'm a business investment and you can't compete with the heat I've been setting them and the differences it weren't me that was telling them nah because other people said it for me best newcomer crafty bitch please I disagree that's good make some noise alright Liv yeah you better got more moves in mind that wasn't for your rap sound I'ma borrow a heretic bar let me see how that sounds because the only memorable part of that round was that one black chick she was standing in the back she was the main talk of the comments and forums how she was matching on ice clothes got bad vape drool looks like she out of one of them channel four sex shows like made in Chelsea like made in Chelsea so it's blatant delci your career's on the get go because when you get going well it'll be just like a tree when it lands in the forest when they only remember you for your misses made in Chelsea like Fernando Torres so your earring game brings tears and pain your sense of fashion hurts plus those pattern skirts and tacky shirts you're not a ration person you're lacking words this ain't a match you've earned now that's confirmed you'll crash then burn to ashton urns and don't flop what's the family guy obsession with the battles you send I mean battle in Pia and I'm battle in Meg when it comes to new commas I'm the rapist best that's the title that ain't debatable like see battle in Jetsaw watch me finish off an essay like when you work out the word count because my chain different type of title like the word count and you spit like you're probably just going to like call me a lesbian because you spit like you're probably just going to like call me a lesbian but I'm ready to go walk with the veterans I keep saying I'm a lesbian because I want some attention saying I'm a lesbian because I want some attention they're supposed to be insults not rhetorical questions parody was kind because it was actually in a rhyme you use single syllable cutlets not pattern scheme designed in fact you're rapping schemings like an anatomy that's dying no complex flows of structures there just cavities and lines and against don't flop against don't flop against Pedro you said he didn't write because you were a girl yeah well it's clear he should because then you rhyme weed with weed and is with noises then you said he couldn't write and you were calling it insulting your Facebook name is fuck life nice you probably thought it was a moly call that Pedro I ain't gonna try to kiss you on the cheek don't be no pleasantries exchanged I want to represent the league and be a centerpiece for changing my weaponry's got pedigree and seconds things can change you're just about five minute rounds in that battle telling me you're gay the time limit existed for every MC it's the same you've disrespected the league it's only enemies you've made my rounds were lengthened today but I was levelling the game because if you go over the 90 for some extra time but it's always penalties to pay you're saying I'm a fake poet I'm the only real poet here you ain't even been booked for shows comparing me to you I'm like Caesar when stood in Rome I said in my last battle I'm like Tywin and then either is good to go because when they said the winter is coming I just seized her and took the throne seized her and took the throne and now you die in the ring because I am the king your trial was unjudged I arrived with a win yeah you're spitting game made little waves but now try and you swim our shoulders ripples fake like triple H and I am the sting the pole on line the pole on line said you win that's fine but the thing is the climate stays that's okay free me off now I am the sting I am the sting your first trial was unjudged your first trial was unjudged I arrived with a win you're spitting game made little waves but now try and you swim our shoulders ripples fake like triple H and I am the sting the pole on line said you win that's fine but the thing is the climate stays swing which means we see a change in the time and the winds I hear you cry what's this mean well I bought a right in the scheme when you called yourself live winter you just died in the spring fuck with me because I'm aware of all my flaws so for the next 97 years let me help you work for yours you said you'd never do a battle you said you'd never do a battle that didn't get judged well I guess that's what private education does because you can stop chasing grades and help aid that's fucked because crafty really strikes me as a code switcher you can jam at your crew like you and with you but they all know you're loads richer and just because you can alternate your vernacular it won't disguise how wack you are you're just cracked out bar to cracked out bar and on your craft very hard because you thought you'd just put on your wrap jacket and snap back it you heard some M&M and thought fuck me I'll have a crack at it you should stop spitting I want you to leave the poetry circuit because I don't want to hear your minutes you were supposed to bring your A game and yet you came with that you know you come a lot harder when you bothered to push back time I'm going to give this battle to crafty but I'll give him the second two rounds I thought you know close damn it was 3-0 for crafty crazy pen game crazy it was like really good writing I got to honestly I'm going to have to get his paper you know what I mean writing's getting worse really good battle I've never seen it even other people very impressed with it it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like she's tired and it was very poetic and shit but big up both of them 3-0 crafty wow just judging crafty crafty got now he was really good he put it back crafty break down he's going to be a proper I I just go I'll crafty so I'll give it all yo it's er we're here at my special secret location training days crafty as well give up fuck it yeah we're just crafty yeah