 This guy shouldn't be an owner, there's a moron, he doesn't care. Life, life is, life is just more or less common sense, you know what I mean? Oh, okay. The thing I always say, the vast majority of people don't get it or have a clue whatsoever do they? The vast majority of people in the general public do not, do not have, do not have any clue whatsoever and they just don't get it. Do they? Do they. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, yes, it's true. Yeah, it's a green. It's probably why it's so damn gullible with every stupid thing they hear. Let me ask you. Here you go. Name God? I mean, that's main God, blue-eyed. The vast majority of people just don't get it. Do they? Right into a big no. My dad was right, wasn't he? You can't get through the people, can you? Look at that, all the way. They? Where's your girlfriend at? You mean, you mean the one that is inferior to a blow-up doll? She loves you, remember? She, she, she can't match a blow-up doll. She loves you, though. Nausea? No, no, no. Nausea? Yeah, she simulates nausea. So our friend and or acquaintance from here at McDonald's, Eileen, is very unattractive. Does she love Jimmy? The amulet could say anything it wants. You don't know what she feels? I don't, but I don't really care. Well, I'd say you did. Yeah, okay. So what does she love Jimmy? Oh, okay. Does she love me? Borschek. Thank God you're all yours, buddy. Borsch. Oh, yeah, right. The average color, the average humanoid out there, the average mainstream American today, are they more or less like lemmings very easily influenced? Well, that's obvious. Yeah, look, look, that's how that's how Donald Trump got elected. Well, actually he got elected, but 63% didn't bother to vote. Now, this November, 2018, this November, will there be a landslide turnout in the voting this November's election? Yeah. Now they're out of town. Will the bigger turnout be Democratic voters? Will this huge turnout for this November, 2018, would it be in the favor of the Democrat voters? Not a favor, but a bigger turnout. Would it be a bigger turnout for the Democrat or progressive voter? Yes. So what you're trying to tell me is that many Republicans will lose their seats this November? Oh, thank heavens for that. Oh my God. Will, in the near future, will there be even more dirt exposed about Donald Trump? That's your investigation. This thing with Scott Druitt is more on... Yes. Now, I saw a banner where it says, as a photo of Vladimir Putin, and it says something about, like, if it wasn't for me, in other words, I have a puppet in Washington, more or less. I have a puppet... You know what they show? I place the puppet in Washington. In fact, it was your Putin sitting on a chair, with a little Trump doll as if it was religious, with a little string saying it up. A little Trump doll was made. Did you know there are some hilarious... Meaning you're my dummy. There are some really hilarious Donald Trump dolls that are out already. Oh, yeah. Some of them are naked. Can you be something like that? Sitting on his Putin's lap? They're just sitting there. No, it's a cartoon, so he can't move it. Just to show that he's a puppet. He's a dummy. He's a dummy. I think he's Putin's puppet. That's why you said it. Yeah. Well, it rhymes when you say Putin's puppet. Here, Putin's an asshole. A murderer. A little bit. Kim Jong-un. Kim Jong-un. Another asshole. Assad, Duterte and Erdogan. These five should all be together again. Where's our buddy Joe's? Oh, gee. Is Trump being a complete idiot? Wait, wait, wait. Let me try to stop. Oh, okay. Okay. Is Trump being a complete idiot by offending the entire European Union? Easy, yes. And at the same time, is he also being a total idiot by building up and praising the dictators that we just mentioned? Well, it's... Sometimes it has to think over things. No, not really. I got something interesting. I noticed that there are people that have a lot of honest things to say in private, but publicly they would not dare give their opinion. Are these spineless sycophants? Oh, yeah. I know one guy. He has a lot to say in private, but he'll totally trash somebody privately that he knows and then publicly he'll say, oh, what a wonderful guy. I miss him so much. There was a trainer, a famous trainer from New Jersey, I think, or New York, named Vince Guy Ronda, who's deceased, bodybuilder, bodybuilding trainer, like Joe Guider. He relocated LA area, but Vince Guy Ronda was a real asshole. In other words, you could ask Vince Guy Ronda only one question. As soon as you ask him a second question, he yells at you in public. He berates you. I guess he's like Trump. He's just like an arrogant prick. Was Vince Guy Ronda in reality a total douchebag asshole jerk-off? Right into a yes. Yeah, and you know what? It's not just one individual he yelled at. He yells at everybody. He yelled at everybody. But he became like an icon in bodybuilding. I've heard most of them. Well, he's the one that popularized the flies, the dumbbell flies. You know how many people in fitness take credit for things? Like Joe Guider was never the master blaster. You know who trained him? Bob Hoffman, York Barbell Company. My old town where I live, York. And York Barbell used to be, I read it. Let me just ask it. The York Barbell Company originally made furnaces for homes. Is that true? Yeah. Which is amazing how they made the switch. Actually, Frank Perdue made the switch for Maryland. He originally had Aiglain Hens, his family. Were they from Maryland? Not everywhere I've lived. They were all the famous people. Yeah, no, the producer from Maryland. Think about it. Were they from Baltimore? No, no, no. Of course, they had a big farm. But I'm born in Baltimore? Yeah. You lived in York? My aunt and uncle are from Baltimore. You lived in York? Severny. You ever hear of a town called Severna Park? Anne Arundel County. It's right outside Glenburnie. Well, these are suburbs of Baltimore. Yeah. Route 2, the Ritchie Highway, I think it was called. They spent many of youth fishing and crabbing on the Chesapeake Bay. My friend, when I went down there with Gary to see his uncle, he supposedly had the fastest speedboat over Chesapeake Bay area. He took us out on that damn thing. Man, where we flying. I bet he went to show you Annapolis on that boat and the Bay Bridge. No, Jimmy and I went to Annapolis by car. Yeah. But his uncle had us out. Yeah. That was skimming. You've heard of Chesapeake Bay Bridge connecting East-Eastern Shore to West-Eastern Shore. Now, there's a town on the East-Eastern Shore called St. Michael's. It's a famous seaport. They have the biggest crabfish, commercial crabfish. Well, that whole Maryland- Tilman Island. Phillips is a famous restaurant. Tilman Island. Oh, Phillips is originally. Maryland. Oh, I thought they were from like the Carolinas of Virginia. Oh, they're Maryland. No, you can buy them in the grocery stores. Frozen Phillips, this and that. Crab cakes, I bet. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, people don't realize a real Maryland crab cake has no breadcrumbs in it. It's like pure crab meat with seasoning. One of the greatest former head coaches for the Colts when they were in Baltimore was Don Shula. He's one of the greatest Steak Houses in the world. Really? His chain is phenomenal. Don Shula's Steak House. Don Shula also... Yes. Don Shula's Steak House is one of the best in the world. His coach, former football NFL football coach, legend Don Shula. Is this chain of Steak Houses... Rated as one of the best... Rated as one of the finest in the world. Yes. I bet he has... You've got a good swing though. You've got a back and forth more. No, it's going up. I bet he has the age black Angus Steak Set. No, he's got everything but they say it's absolutely phenomenal. Let me try it. He was also with the Miami Dolphins when they won Larry Zanka. Don Shula's friend. Same as Steak House chain, one of the greatest and highest ranked in the world. There you go, Jimmy C. Well, mine went clockwise. It goes back and forth a little bit. Well, you've got that honor and knocky energy in you. Something. Honor and knocky or honor and nooky? No, honor and knocky. Honor and knocky. Knocky, yeah. I just... Now supposedly it's going to get much drier and cooler about a weekend. It's going to rain heavy tomorrow. We'll see. Let's hope. I don't know. Nobody feels good. I had my treatment the day at the hospital. So I'm done for three more weeks. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, so you've got a three week break from that? That's only once a day. Then the next one will be in three weeks. Yeah. I feel bad. Like... No more chemo. No more chemo. Oh, God. Heaven forbid. What happened to your mom last night? Well, yesterday was her birthday. We have her birthday. No, 86. We have the birthday. Small get together. Just me, my sister, my mother. She didn't even... She acted like she didn't even care, but then again she's getting up in years, you know. So everybody leaves that night. She got so... Yesterday. Yesterday. She got so weak. She had trouble getting up out of bed, trouble walking, trouble with the walker. I had to help her to the bathroom. You know, did she call out your name? She called my name and she was struggling to get up. So I helped her and then when I would tell her, okay, mom, you have to take your pants down and you're a diaper and you have to sit on the toilet. And she was just standing there staring. Like she was... No, like at me, she looked at me and then she looked somewhere else and I said, What's the matter, you confused? She looked confused. Finally, before I got her to sit on the toilet, she crapped all over the toilet seat, the poor thing in the floor. 2 a.m. about 2 a.m. She had to clean for what, a good hour, half hour? It took me... It's a good thing I had pine saw, mystic clean. I had everything. But did I really want to do that at 2 a.m.? I don't think so. So what I did with... No. So what happened was my sister took the day off and she says, That's it. She's still coughing. She's going to the hospital. Oh, she's going to the hospital? No, no. No. The paramedics came. Oh, you did call them? And her nurse came. Everybody tested her, checked her out. They said there's nothing wrong with her vitals. She's fine. She's clear. Her blood pressure is good. Her oxygen is good. I go, well, why is she so weak? They said it might be the damn Xanax that she was prescribed to take, to calm her anxiety, Xanax with interaction. My sister's over there now. You never leave her alone. No, no. Well, she has a caregiver, but my sister told the caregiver not to come because she figured she was going into Hackensack Hospital. She didn't know the paramedics were going to say, your mom's not a candidate to go into this. Oh, it was earlier today, too? This was today, you know. Oh, it was last night? Yeah. So they feel that it could be the Xanax, which you should quit. So what are you going to do? Call the doctor? Well, her doctor or nurse practitioner, the other one, she has two of them. She's going to come tomorrow. Going to test her out. And I'm going to say, if you want to run a blood test, a special blood test for her, be my guest, because they come to the house. Is that going to suck? Watching them decline and watching them, yes, yes. And I was all ready to watch a movie on Netflix at 2 a.m. You can't do anything. Or I was ready to go to sleep, actually. So what I did, Billy, what I did, Billy, I gave her some flaxseed meal for extra fiber. Extra fiber, because she was like... Is that in here? No, I'm going to follow her. Because it was... I don't want to say it too loud. They say, K, kiss the Blarney Stone. I said, people, don't worry here about you. You had five stitches and you did this. You go on. It's always problem. People that kiss the Blarney Stone are usually very long-winded. Who cares? I've lost all patience. Cut to the chase. You cut to the chase. They had... I felt bad, but I was watching Anthony Bourdain reruns on CNN. People, the vast majority are incredibly long-winded. Just like their Lemmings. They call them sheeple, too. People don't really know how to just simply communicate much anymore, do they? They... I tell people, I try to teach them anything. Anthony... Get an outside proxy to show me. No, I'm saying... He interviewed a rock group from Seattle, Washington. They wrote a song about how Seattle become a computer geek city. It's saturated with geeks. That's Silicon Valley. Amazon. Silicon Valley's up there. Yeah. But they said they're very dull people. They all look the same. All those corporate geeks. They all look the same. Yeah. Those people, and I've known them. You can call them corporate people, company people. They go by the book, and that's it. The book. You know, if it's not in the book, that's... Stephen Johnson, we fired... The number of PhDs we hire, we usually fire within two weeks. They're good with the book, but outside they can't get along with others. Or maybe they're not creative enough. That's my point. Communicate. And he said we fire most of them within two weeks. Yeah, just because you can memorize facts from a textbook... We'll get somebody else. That doesn't mean anything. You know, that's the whole thing. You know, creativity. Artists. Kids. Oh, he's like Slim Whitley. The Yardling Cowboy. He's just like Slim Whitley. Wow, he looks good. He's old. Oh, for his age, yeah. He was a little revered. Make up like football. You're the model. The clock's ticking. You've only got 35 seconds. Throw your play. Get up in the hall. Get out of the hall. Get the play off. Make your point. Get out. You think about that. Yeah, well, a football play is like pro wrestling. It's like a sprint. A sprinter. Pro wrestling is not a sprint. Those are like sprints, too, you know. It's not a sport at all. Yeah, I know. How many pro football players, like I said, tried off our teams, not one every month? Yeah. They all didn't just get cut. They quit. They couldn't have. Yeah. What you said is the play... I still don't know. Because you get to yell at the customer and make fun of them and say, hey, you, your wife let you out tonight. What do they do in football baseball? You get to yell at people. What do you think they do in football baseball? They yell. If you're in a slump, they yell. They boo you. They all do. So it's not just wrestling. You see? Well, New York fans are tough. Well, they are not. They're no different than fans anywhere else. If you want to talk of the toughest, Philadelphia is the dirtiest. There are a few stadiums that have a nice little judge and a self-owned site in the stadium. Really? I mean, really. If you want New York fans are tough. In what way are New York fans tough? In what way? Well, maybe I should have said the New York press. The press. The New York press, it isn't tough. They all rip their tears to shreds and praise you when you win this New York press. And then when you lose, they want to know why you lost. What does it mean? Because the other team scored extra points. Is there any other city that doesn't do the same thing? They scored more points than we did. Is there any other city that doesn't do the same thing? I do not know. If your team fails, they can win. They do the same thing. I know the Red Sox, the Boston press ticked off one of their star players and asked them, why did you commit the error in the outfield? Because it happens. You know, like he said, like... What happened? I'm talking to a buckner. How did that ball, which you took so far, get under your hands you could have handled a bear head? It just happened. But you have to ask a question. If you don't, you're a bad journalist. You better ask all the questions when things happen, you're dissecting the game. The coaches and the players didn't get smart ass answers. I'm sure even with the triple crown, they probably asked the owner and the jockey, well, why'd your horse... Especially the poor. Well, good. Finally, it's more than about six, eight months too late. That's what they asked. He resigned. Big surprise. They had to. As an idiot. True it. Oh. No, but all the pirate arts, now people don't think it's all the prep. The city's prices are the same. New York's not tough. Or they are tough. L.A. is not tough. Or they are tough. So when you lose, they antagonize you. Well, what are they going to do? They've got to ask. You all see the cartoons, hero, goat, blah, blah, blah. The only difference is, somebody like Bill Parcell is used to giving it right back to him. No, if he was an asshole and gave him smart ass answers. Well, that gives an honest answer. Yeah, he wasn't approachable. That's what were you thinking? What do you think I was thinking? Yeah. He was a smart. But I heard he wasn't approachable. No, he's not. He wasn't. You know, most normal guys just say, well, I wasn't happy to be honest with him. I was like, he owed his help. It sucks when those kinds of plays occur. Give an honest answer to me. Yeah. It's that simple. Be a class act. Don't be a smart ass. Anybody can be a smart ass. He doesn't take talent. You know, you know what's, you know what's that like? I would not believe Ruffin. Why do you think some guys who have class in the act and others that are jerks? You see, you never saw a painting man and cut you off and say, what do you think I was thinking blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And you see somebody like Bill Bo, Bill Shaq. He is what it is. Well, you better prepare for next week's game. What about, what about some of the legendary actors at Charlton, Heston, Burt Lancaster? There was never dirt on them. They were clean their whole entire careers. Well, yeah, I think. Kirk Douglas. You don't have the same thing today. Yeah, what? You're talking about like real, trained actors that were like legends. Clint Eastwood, those spaghetti westerns. As funny as they were, people enjoyed it. Well, you know, some of the actors were in the comic. But they were just good basic western stories. Yeah. It was good. Yeah, like when Clint Eastwood walked into the barbershop, how much for a bath and a shave? That'll be 75 cents. The west is a classic. And to me, it's a little bit better than the godfather of a mob movie. It's what's called a time in America. A phenomenal film. Now, everybody I've told you to watch this, you're not kidding me. Now, that one where he asked for the bath and a shave for 75 cents, was that good, bad, and the ugly, or was that fistful of dollars? Or High Plains Drifter? You see the High Plains Drifter or Hang on the Pie? Hang on the Pie. Remember the beginning? Lee Van Cleef was in a lot of those movies. Not all of them, but he wasn't in that one. And the midget was always Mordecai, the guy that went and filled the bathtub up. Kiss ass. He painted the whole town in one certain color. It's always Mordecai. Poor Mordecai. Hey, talk about something that's not class act. Banquet. I tried their pot pies, the new one. Sausage and gravy. It's supposed to be like the Southern, you know, with the biscuit. It says deep dish, and it was only like one inch high. And it says, guess what it says? The crust was made from scratch. What does that mean? They scratched their ass before they made their crust. A lot of wine is good. It doesn't taste good. Yeah, but you saw people's intelligence. How was it? It was good. That was mediocre. It wasn't the worst pot pie I've ever had. It wasn't the best. The point is it wasn't deep dish. And it wasn't, it didn't taste like it was made from scratch. You know. But it was a dollar, so who might have complained? That's what I did. That's what I did. That's what I do with some of this stuff. I'm the guy that says this will not be enough. Because mom likes the banquet Salisbury steak with mac and cheese. And she likes you know, for a dollar, you know the banquet meatloaf with mashed potatoes? It's made with real cream. It's made with real cream. All these have a huge box of Salisbury steaks for even less than that. Well, but you know, it's only a dollar or so more maybe. When I ask them, where's my shepherd's pie? They laugh, the managers. They laugh? Yeah, they say it's out of season. Season? Well, what is it, a lobster? A live lobster? A lobster's around all year. Come on Jimmy, what do you mean out of season? Well, when you look at the menu in a seafood restaurant, it always says lobster's price according to here, but it's available all year long. Well, there's a season we can't get in the summer or the winter. Well, they're still in the ocean. I mean, they're still there. So what did you ask them? Maybe you ought to go on the web to check and contact out his headquarters. What is this all about? Everybody uses the same dumb excuse. But look, if you contact out his headquarters, they might send you free coupons anyway. In Illinois, yeah. I should do that, I should do that. You do everything else on your fucking computer. Why don't you do that? Why don't you? Why? I don't know, Billy. Well, tell them. Should I like this blah blah blah? You have a blah blah blah? They look at me funny and tell me it's seasonal. Everything's seasonal in here. How can this be seasonal blah blah blah? I'd like to know. Hey, even the stuff clams can't be seasonal because the clams never lead the ocean. Notice the sea queen. It's like mouth loss. Where? Oh, he's on reality still. I didn't know what you were talking about. Well, Stop and Shop has both, I think. I don't know, they have main laws. I know the one with shrimp. That's all that you were good at. Very famous stuff. I remember that. They're very popular. They can't be Mrs. Balls and Bois. Now, they use the cheap pollock. It's minced pollock. Stop. I get solid cod scrubs. It's good. Everybody except you because you're picky. Everybody I know loves it. They love it. It is great. The broth of the sea. I agree with the Warren Buffet. Just eat the crap. Warren Buffet is really sad. It's like a couple of years ago when I said I liked that seafood salad. Or cheese whiz to me. That stuff is garbage. It's toxic. It's toxic. I don't care. Eat the crap. I don't care. I eat the crap. Can I see you first? My friend my friend Julie Madonna will be overly picky about his food. That one ended up being yes fast, didn't it? That's because the yes is you're dead. Am I right when you say that? I like frozen seafoods. Mrs. Balls and Gordon's seafood. Pollock is... Is there anything wrong with the seafood product or fish called pollock? Not really. There's something wrong with a lot of breading. You don't want to drink it. Again, Warren Buffet. Just eat the crap. What I usually get is the beer battered cod fillets. Eat it all. It's all good. Stop it. It's all good. That statement. You shouldn't make that statement. It's all good. How could man god moral say it's all good? You're going by flavor. Yes. It is good. You're so anti-pollock. When I had seafood salad at the deli and stopped the shop years ago, I forgot where you and I were. You know, at that time, we had a lobster. I said, I don't give a rat's fucking ass. Well, I don't know. Did I say that? Yes, it's pollocky now. I said, I don't care. It tastes good and I like it. And you shut right up. There you go. And I just asked about pollock. I have eaten the imitation crab meat. But you know what's you know what's wrong is the time the crow's nest said they advertised lobster bisque and it was imitation crab meat. Didn't I just ask, is Jimmy overly picky? You know what I mean is it's the principle of false advertising. Didn't I just say are Jimmy Madonna overly picky about food? Yes. You want to ask it again to three of you again? Does the same thing apply to different types of Donna joints or that's or there are different varieties. Back when we all used to smoke grass a lot it wasn't the least chemical. That's what's hurting the kids today. It's not pure grass. It's junk. They even spiked the cigarettes. It's not good. Pure real grass Jimmy. Oh yeah. In the bar you want real grass. You want chemicals. We smoked grass. Pure Hawaiian. Pure this. What's the other one? That was one there. But it was grass. It wasn't covered with anything Jimmy. It didn't have chemicals. It wasn't genetically modified Monsanto. Grown grass. It was just grass. You smoke and you got high. You laugh a lot and you got the munchies later. People who used to grow it with the plant light in the basement I hear that was strong. That was potent. No, no, no. People that grew it in the basement with the fertilized it and with the lamp over it. You just smoked a lot of grass. No my sister. My sister did. Okay, your sister did. Oh, that's for everybody? No, 1980s. Smoked grass. We all did. We still do a lot of that though. It's been a long time for me. Was that song Rock Lobster from the 80s? The B-52s. How'd you go? Da, da, da, da, da, da, da. Da, da, da, da, da. Yeah, with that guy? Yeah, that's it. Rock Lobster. I never knew what I had to do with Rock Lobster. It was called Rock Lobster. I never knew that. No, the music video was funny as hell. I was watching. They had the big roof on hairdos. No, the way they were dancing. Yeah, I mean the Go-Go's did some. They were great. Vacation. Bankage was great. Walked like a 90s movie. But then there was Judy Torres. Judy Torres, the dance club hits. Who? George Lamont Torres. Who's that? Lisette Melendez. Who are you talking about? I've never heard about these. I think they call it freestyle. No, they call it stupidity. Today's music. Did you like old house music? What's old house? Snap, I got the power. I got the power. Oh, Boom Bada, Planet Rock. I know what you're talking about. Planet Rock is party equals party people tell you the truth. I have no clue what you're talking about. Well, they were dance club music. EDM's electronic dance music. Like today's crap. Which is not really musically to say. I don't think it is. You know Don Cornelius says I'm sorry. I'm tired. I don't get hip hop. He actually says I don't get it. He's stupid. I don't want to get it. You can shove it. That's not music. I like good old Motown. Which is not R&B. It was just soul music. Yeah. It wasn't R&B train. It was soul train. That's what it was. It was a theme song to shaft. We wrote the whole entire tour. The whole movie. We wrote the whole movie. Isaac A's. I saw him three times. Richard Roundtree was the actor. Three times I saw Isaac A's. Phenomenal. The whole album was great. It was phenomenal. Between him and Barry White. And I told you Barry White pulled me out of my seat. And I told you Barry White pulled me out of my seat. You had that aura. He had that aura about you. He must have heard your voice. He was singing. How many of you have heard my voice? He didn't tell the girls in the background. Hey, pipe down. I want to hear this gentleman. He saw something good of me. I'm a knocking. He did. Why me? I was the only one at the entire concert. He did that. He didn't think about that. When Barry White pulled over and shook the hand. Back in the 70s, when Billy went to see Barry White live in concert? Back in the 70s. In the 1970s. As opposed to the 1870s. When William H. Morel III went to see Barry White in concert and Barry White stopped to shake his hand. Did he see something or sense something in William Morel that he did not sense in anyone else in that stadium? Yes. Oh my God. I know when we were kids we weren't like this. No, we weren't. When we were kids. Oh, okay. The millennials. Yeah. Remember when Mo you know, Mo used two fingers when Mo went like this. Is that a naked gun? They were so funny. But you know what? He started out with a serious act. He planned it, all that stuff. Remember how he and what's your name? They practice safe sacks and the football. When they're going at the ladder he goes, nice beaver. Did she pull a beaver out? It's a corny but good human. I mean funny. He's talking to the one girl with a nice chest. She goes, is this a bus? Yes, but you're still under arrest, man. You know what? When Seinfeld took out Don Rickles for coffee before he died. Well, it couldn't have been after he died. Yeah, he's not going to take a corpse off a corpse. He says, you know what? Comedians like you you just have conversations with people and they automatically start cracking up. All you do is you're not even doing shtick. You're not doing jokes. And they start laughing at the way I said, who was a friend of mine? I said, you know, Rick is the only guy that can walk in the room and everybody will crack up without him opening his mouth. I mean, he's so funny to look at. Yeah. Well, Gilbert Gottry. Oh, he's great. I like it. If Pee Wee, if Pee Wee if Pee Wee laughing was called playing on the shelf. If what Pee Wee it is illegal I should be on death row. I should be on death row. That's hilarious. It is. And it's short. Right to the point. Not a long story. Then the other one was Yogi Barrow who didn't try to be funny. He said, I'm serious about what I say. It just comes out funny. Hey, even when Jack Benny played The Landlord, that didn't want to fix anything. One episode, I think, it was played by Jack Benny. Well, there was more than one Landlord. This time was Jack Benny. I don't remember seeing any of those crabs as Landlords. Yeah, I did. They were usually... They were like Abbott and Costello as Landlords. Sydney Fields. Mr. Fields didn't want to fix much. You know, I saw the three stooges in person. We are a steel pier in Atlantic City? Yes. Was that Curly Joe Besser? Or was that the original? I think I might have to know. The original died in 52. I was only one year old. So I was about 10, 11. So it had to be Shep, maybe? It could have been Shep. You know, Curly Joe was a pain in the ass. He didn't want to get slapped. He wouldn't let Mo slap him around. And he played Stinky on... Oh, no, that wasn't Curly Joe. That was Joe Besser. Joe Besser? It was Joe Besser and then there was Marita. Joe Marita? Yeah, Besser was... Joe Besser was on both Abbott and Costello and... Yes, yes. They always wore those little kids outfits. Come on, what are you so mad over here? Oh, he was like a faggot. Oh, like Rip Taylor. Oh, they were all... Oh, man. You know, it was amazing how Liberace just... and Merv Griffin, everybody pretended that there were straight guys back there. Nobody pretended Liberace was straight. Jim, you stop her right now. No, nobody pretended that. Nobody ever called him out in public and said... Jimmy, he didn't hide it. My Merv Griffin... He used to go, ooh... He did. Liberace was obviously through this boyfriend, Jimmy. Oh, that's right. Merv had that fake map. He was with that Denny Terry or Dance Fever. Dance Fever. All right, all right.