 Okay, I'm headed down to have coffee with commercial voiceover artist William H. Morrill the third It happens to be oh gee. What's going on now? It happens to be Wednesday. Look at this truck block block in the street I need to I mean what gov owns these truck drivers are how the fuck am I supposed to get to where I have to go? Way services now. How am I gonna get in here? Should I try? Look at us Look at us Look at us. You believe this fucking shit? You believe that I just barely made it The gov own the fucking truck driver as you could see in the rear view mirror Can't like think well if I'm if I'm here for a reason let me Move up just enough for a large vehicle or Truck, what if I had a big Hummer? What if I had a big Hummer or a big a big a Dodge Ram pickup truck? I wouldn't be able to get I would have to take a detour. I don't believe it I don't believe the drivers the rudeness the discourteousness of drivers What's worse? The drivers in the New York metropolitan area or the or the Millennials. I don't know what's worse I really don't I'm gonna park right next to Billy Morrow, okay Unbelievable unbelievable incredible Incredible It's never a dull moment in the end times how society has become Never a dull moment speaking of her wouldn't it be funny if I if I asked her if I told her about my Cyroflex shower head with detachable hose Actually beats swamp ass and she would say Jimmy. What is swamp ass Jimmy? Swamp by swamp ass she wouldn't Well, I then I would have to tell looking these man breath in Europe. They have bidets and We have and now cyworld cyroflex with that powerful hose. You can stick it in your right. I'm sick Yes Well, well, you were you were always a proponent of anti swamp ass No, no way up. No, not even what you gotta rinse the Amos No, I know why what are you gonna ask you go ahead? Well, I wasn't gonna ask it about swamp ass that would have to be something worthwhile to ask of pendulum Something let me have let me have sip No, the the know the the science of its spinning clockwise or counter is a pendulum well Well, there are amulets. Don't ask it. There were till this there were talismans But the the the mysticism in mysticism. It's it's a pendulum But don't ask it don't say Well, I'm trying to pay respect. I wanted to pay attention to me Stop all right. I wanted to pay attention to me better. How do I know it's How do I know? Oh, you're right. How do I know it knows you're gonna break the rest? How do I know it knows it's talking to me ask it? Do you know that I'm talking to you if I say Does is it necessary for me to call you a pendulum when asking questions? Okay saying yes Well, maybe it likes that You like to be called William Swamp ass So it's so it's contradicting are you an amulet Oh Yes, all right. All right, how about how about I call it nothing you're not a pendulum Must be most spores out there. Oh, I took all right the bed. Just ask a question Go right into it. Yeah, well, I like to like to like to like to chant and put a no Send the energy into cosmic energy. No, you're making fun of it now. You're making a comic of it. Don't do that. Okay Um The republican congress failing to come up With an immigration bill are they deliberately ignoring it? Oh, wow Because that was in the news today on cnn So it's not that The subject is baffling them or confusing them Uh, they did uh, they deliberately don't want to solve the immigration problem Uh, I kind of knew the republicans were gonna do that Uh, ha mysticism, you know, um I'm very happy that This 28 year old of hispanic female one beat an establishment democrat In new york city for for congress for congressman one of bernie sanders girls Because you know, you know, the the other guy would think his lesson is crowley An establishment democrat Gets big time campaign contributions. Let's see if the end of argument. Let's see if things change. That's all you can say Another possibility is the system could be totally rigged Well That's why I told people get to the point Let's see what happens End of discussions. Oh, yeah, everything everything sounds good on paper. I know that's why I say end of discussion When when joseph gives, uh, my other friends even say, you know, he gives a rass I gotta tell people too even a fresher order through your fires open What's the worst thing that can happen? You die That's it and the argument Yeah, the only problem about being a spirit traveling the universe is you don't get you don't have Pleasures like eating and sexual intercourse. How do you know that? I don't know it. I think you're rolling. Can I have another one? Yeah, I'm dripping like like I'm no no i'm dripping like a Take a moment. No, you know, i'm not selfish. Let me finish You don't know the son of the dimensions The movie defending your life for example parallel universes dimensions This is better. You're not dead. You're healthy So we are not nobody said you're from the universe is a monarchy. In other words, what you don't it's relative where you don't miss No, you don't care about what's actually factual From what I've meant. Hi, but that's passed over said it's absolutely beautiful. They're not from in the universe jimmy And if you're and if you're a spirit, you don't have a stomach What's a spirit? No, if you're if you're a spirit, you don't get hungry. So you don't you don't miss it Yes, you do. You think there's a possibility they eat they eat the whole Oh, you mean those that that hover over their body in the hospital and here my friend david and then here's oddly enough And they see the light His nurse came in go to the light his nurse came in like jimmy you're wound up today His nurse came in that night. Yeah, let's take extra drugs today. Yeah No extra caffeine. I thought so, you know about caffeine. You drink it 24 hours a day. No, I drink two cups a day I'm only busting your chops. She came into his room that night. I saw it She said I'm a nurse. I saw your body The body leave your body Well, she saw the apparition of the her spirit leaving the body No, of his leaving his body and they always see like a beacon of white light in the corner of the room So there is a possibility that spirits can enjoy Similar pleasures as as human flesh and blood No, there's no possibility. It's a fact that these people experience. It's not a possibility It's a fact But I think the thing about the roman catholic church is they just want to control people It's a church No, they have their own laws and they want to control them. You quiet real quick You whine jimmy quiet now listen Are any of the world's religions correct or right? Is religion a total load of bullshit? Yeah, probably to control the mass be quiet There are your two answers right there end of discussion Yeah, it's about controlling other masses probably Doesn't matter. It's bullshit. It's the bottom line. That's the bottom line. It's crap But I mean to I mean to psychologically analyze the rules of the laws of a church why laws of a church That's the point I made. It's bullshit. That's the end of the argument. It's bullshit Like like with the Mormons It's close. What's that guy's name? John Smith and and Brigham young Brigham young is another another one named Smith That claimed Jesus appeared to him Yeah Well, you don't like to psychoanalyze things. No when it's over to over Are any of the world's religions world Correct or right There's really no reason To discuss religion This is all bullshit That's why I said end of discussion End of discussion No reason to discuss it Why discuss bullshit? I don't want to hear about it Well, some may say professional sports is bullshit. How can it be bullshit? You're playing a game. We're talking about people worshiping The uh, uh supernatural. Oh, okay. I got you to me. There's no comparison here. You're getting way off of attention Right. There's no comparison No, I'm just saying there are people have different interests. That's all That's got nothing to do with it They're worshiping crap Watching sports. You like sports and you don't like sports Religion is bullshit. If you like soccer, you don't like it. Just happens that That just happens that Americans can't stand it because it's a slow scoring game Soccer's not a sport isn't that so sir Soccer is a very slow scoring game. That's why Americans don't care for it. He just called you a sir What do you want me to call? Hey you are you a sir? So I do pay you out of the club. It's hot the afternoon Remember what I used to call you? Hey you man. I don't want to say hey, you know what I do I give you I get everything give it to me. What do you think that would be rude if I said hey One of the things I used to call you remember the couple years ago Well, that was one of them. Yeah, and then you called me asshole. So did my it all worked out. We all said, yeah, I know, I know, I know Yeah, I just I want to be the only thing you're missing today is a little fake parrot on your shoulder He's very pirate Very pirotic Oh now you caught on Have you been all right? Yeah hanging in This is rare that I see you In about a month usually it's a couple years every time I see you. You know where I got my hoop from uh Online it's from china steel. It's it's uh stainless steel. Oh, yeah, don't turn us only like a couple bucks Pre-shipping etsy or ebay or amulet etsy. I think it was etsy. Yeah A lot of stainless steel jewelry is very attractive It is it is you know artisan that you know they even they even have wedding bands made of titanium or stainless steel Yeah, and crusted with the diamonds. Yeah, why why it's like bad ass, but elegance What why get ripped off if you get married just get it. They're beautiful wedding bands titanium Strongest metal You know You know who sells cubic zirconia You know, you know who sells all kinds of cubic zirconia stud earrings the dollar zone What I was the place I told you about that has all the bananas They have every you want artificial sapphire ruby. They're regardless Diamond they got them all cubic zirconia and they said that czs Are in appearance are equal to a very expensive high quality diamond So why buy a diamond and pay thousands of dollars for a diamond? Oh, I hate those jerry commercials You know that the beer's mining company in south africa is deliberately holds back an exportation of diamonds Because diamonds are really not a precious stone anymore It's a game like stock market And then try to resell this I could understand, you know certain things like a car Right Right, it's just the engineering we'll try to re try for is a static And you ever see flatman it's it's almost the same color silver It's like it's like it's all in the mind like my uncle says prestige is all in the mind Is that what y'all submarine man? I always wonder what the lyrics meant In other words, it's what you perceive your perception. Yeah No, but seriously you go in the dollar zone and you're you're gonna see your shitload of great bandanas Well, dolla trees Dolla dolla trees corporate this is privately owned so they can get they can order whatever they want And they even sell the bamboo They even have the bamboo point Right Besides I use the old-fashioned razor with the wilkinson sword blades Harmon harmonious counts once five dollars the package the dollars don't want the buck a dollar for wilkinson sword Razor blades Right, and they got the bamboo plants. I mean for a buck each. Yeah, but I'm saying As soon as you go in here right next to the front window or all the cz's all lined up And then you go you you hang a right and you go to the far right corner and all the bandanas Thank god Burgundy navy blue green Light red deep red, which is my favorite Black black with the paisley fancy paisley They had sometimes you get scully ones with with uh skull and crossbones I have I have uh, I still have a few I gave my favorite one to to uh my girlfriend, but I The one that was just a big skull with glowing eyes like but they have tons of great bandanas You'll have you have the greatest bandana collection that anybody would ever have A buck of peace a buck. No, he likes bandanas Why and I'm telling him where to go to get a big variety of bandanas. Do you want those for him? He likes them Why do you like them? What's the matter with you? Because there was track. What's your problem? You don't even have to do your hair and they have cubic sequonias. You can also cut them all off too And they have cubic sequonias stud earrings my years ago I think I told he knows I played football my whole life football Years ago the blacks you know most of my teams are always half black half white Two latinos unless the kids We did people were afraid to play us But the blocks back then about 20 years ago They're saying was uh word up Word up. Is that me? Well, we left practice one day and a bunch of my teammates black About four or five were enough for any much thankfulness. You got wait wait wait I ran over I went Up with words They should really get out of here Up with words. I just love to mess up a single purpose. I love to do that Oh, just a bus chop Just to have fun now five bus chops. He yells at me Yeah, you gotta it's very hard against the surface surface. Oh That boy could we play? Oh could we play? Oh, I'm sure a different game. Remember Barney miller. It was the white cop used to do that I remember how we got on our guys once you got up. He gave up a touchdown During the season We had a fit No, we just said He gave up a touchdown. We don't give up touchdowns No, we got beaten Right No, well the corner of the safe. I forget who it was But we didn't give up touch. It was our first touchdown the defense gave up I see and we had a fit my other body Dennis reached our safety once in a game Got beaten the guy that was dancing the end so Dennis shoved him I said, what are you shoving him for? He's showboy Let the guy enjoy his touchdown number two Why did you let him beat you as long as long as he really scored what you let him beat you I didn't know what to say I said, let him celebrate. Don't let him beat you but it was a bona fide touchdown I guess precisely because I don't want to beat you You see how guys gotta have to get the mentality in order. Yeah, absolutely I said hey, that happens with competitive sports a lot. He goes adrenaline and dolphins whatever But then again, it comes on to your leader And I was all sadly I didn't I didn't like it. I was always captain But my teams always took on my personality And had fun. I made sure it was fun. I had more players for other teams saying god trade for me Please you guys have so much fun. The quarterback. I made it for no not the quarterback for captain I made them have fun I made sure it was fun. I joked around I joked around the guys at the coin toss in the middle. I had the referees laughing I used to go over shake the hands of the other team before the game And I bet they play better with humor with with having they were more relaxed when they panicked You'd see them in the huddle, but you never forget the eye contact They're all looking at you in the huddle and you know, they're depending on you as the quarterback and captain And I should settle down settle down And they always, you know, somebody that talks Don't need to tell them I only have so many seconds to call a play and get it all Yeah Settle down You know And they were like, you're right. You're right. You're right. After the play was over. They were like, you're right This guy's a push guy. I said, I told you relax People panic and they yak and they can't shut up It's panic talk And I'm trying to tell him sometimes to Get make your point make your point and get out. Yeah, one or two You don't have to go on We had very few players Very few players that Didn't get along. We had one with a team We looked over and you saw the whole team together. He'd be standing by himself. Nobody wanted to be around them That's called bad chemistry in the locker room. Nobody wants to be around Oh, oh, by the way, don't don't go for the bandanas on Sunday because of the blue law Garden County. Oh, yeah, they can't they all I can't yeah, they can't sell it But there's so much so much psychology to sports people don't understand when they're a true athlete They don't get it. They don't get the hit when I've had people I've had people say and to you you get on the sideline with us And you hear much less if you were around the field and you were in the huddle shit And they were on the sideline. They herself they were Whoa, what the hell is I said I said, uh, you don't know the game until you're on the sideline the coaches don't know the game They get it It's so psychological. It's not just Ability. It's mind game You know how you settle your team down. I'll like I said, I will never forget their faces their eye contact They're depending on you to settle them down and control them You're their leader like you're going into war Really? Yeah, you're going into athletic war as they they you're their leader. They want to hear what you what's your plan? and uh Oh, I played 37 years So I walked so bad 37 years. I played that's why I walked bad But you you had to deal with a lot of office politics since it's All the politics and sports is Sick It's sick. I mean, I mean you would think based on merit you think based on merit that the greatest people would would be pushed and promoted They're not it's not always the case They're not it's the case man. When I moved up here from texas august of 68 went to xanacra football in ridgewood This is my first taste of politics. So I'm here to xanacra football or position quarterback Or I've already got my quarterback. I said you've never seen me throw He said it doesn't matter. Now. There's never been an arm like me When the NFL says you're not human You're beyond the NFL. But after he saw you throw he still said it didn't matter, right? Yeah Was his son-in-law got the spot? Oh, he's his quarterback's parents. He always had dinner with Good We had this one guy, I meant nice guy He's the one that rates all I forget how many thousands of college players for the draft We were talking in the cafe at bars in old one He said really you got to see this one guy. I said He goes besides you because you're not normal The one in clinton is good, too. He said No, no, no, it's not like I'm very uncomfortable. John and I used to go there. We went there. Well, the nicest one is the one you used to see Yeah, that's the mother that's the mother ship up here That's the mother ship We went down there once years ago. John and I and we said this We went back up here and he was well They they do they do some book signings in in the Barnes and Noble and clip sometimes they do more up here But we're getting all the subject what we talking about About politics in sports and how you you got the shaft. I mean these people yeah when the nfl says you're not human You're in a league of your own you're beyond the nfl man. God I said I've got a weight I said I wait for nobody my parents were so proud Shame baseball players and stuff. Oh great. I made more great friends On all my teams and the opposing teams You know, you just the enemy all they hate each other. We don't hate anybody stop the bullshit Don't give me your crap. Nobody hates anybody stop with a mouthing off And they're usually non-athletes that make the statements, you know nothing about the game We're about sports You know now I hate these two teams hate each other. No, we don't let me tell you about good sportsmanship I I was watching Was it the 1970 world series between the Baltimore Orioles and the Cincinnati Reds? The big red machine when when Baltimore Won the that's world series. Sparky Anderson went into the Orioles dug out And dug out her locker locker locker room and shook everybody's hand and congratulated Earl Weaver And said Earl Weaver deserved it. I want to congratulate the Baltimore Orioles When the game's over you always line up and go past each other and shake hands But he actually went into the locker room You should You should when and and he stood there while remember one thing I told my players They are not our enemy Orioles. They're not our enemy. They're our opponent We just want to get more points or runs than they do. That's all we want It's the game Once you start getting personal in your emotions But but I respected that he went out of his way to go into into the locker room and do that And he stood there while he were the owner of the Orioles would receive the The the trophy people don't understand the psychology. That's why they haven't been God knows how many books heard about the psychology of sports That's why everybody says sports is not just a sport. It builds character It's not a teacher trains you absolutely and people don't get it That's lost on a lot of people I've had guys we've had so many pro other sports guys Pro wrestlers pro soccer players try out for our team and walk off. They said you guys are out of your mind I said this is football So you're gonna get hit They thought we were nuts Gotta be new They think they think because you're big you're good Size doesn't mean judge shit. A lot of big guys run out of gas quick No, they're just not as strong because they're big. No, I mean stamina endurance. Oh, but no, why even half of them physically Yeah, we're talking tryouts before there's no endurance there get up there They're getting hit by a fake to the back and he comes up and I'm not gonna shoot out of them So I love you new stamina. They just can't take it. They're what they're big It's a sprint. It's a sprint with with physical contact. Just hit them It's a sprint. Hey, the old saying the bigger they are the harder they fall They go down I said hit them. I loved I loved the hitting the football And I used to love the bigger they were when I was a kid back in Tennessee. I said, oh I knocked the shit out of line one remember how mark bavaro wasn't afraid to get tackled like he was just plowed right through You can't be But I think the best had to be john macky the ultimate tight end Those pictures of john macky for the coach with six guys on him running down the field and eating that they didn't get him down He walked them into the end zone That's the best Yep, never played high school ball What a what a water painting do in high school? I don't know. He was in the band Holy crap. Really? What's the michael jordan in basketball in high school? He got kicked, right? Cut cut he got cut She's Went in his room and cried to hurt Well a lot of new tom brady cried during the draft because he was taken in the last round late I didn't know that Yeah Tom brady was off nobody would touch him. You know why the patriots took him. He was about all that was left Is that the story? Yeah, what was his saving grace and the patriots drew blood so getting hurt Brady was on the bench drew blood so getting in You weren't crazy about fran tarkin's tonight I scramble it. I scramble it. Scramble is don't make it in the NFL Just tell I told everybody better stop your goddamn running. They're gonna ruin your career This was a when big shot rg3 was being drafted. Well, he didn't have a career this He got hurt because it was scrambling Yeah, who florist Well, he got her too. Michael's uh and look No, but we had more running season rg3 never happened. I think he had one You can't run when you're getting you're getting in the NFL you're getting chased down by lineman Remember that You're ready to destroy you a whole new game Ready to ready to flatten you like a pancake. Yeah. Yeah That's fun, I love the hitting I love the hitting. Oh, I love the hitting I used to look look over the line I said hit me. Oh, you're one fellas. Just let me get the ball off Then you can hit and people sliding around at lambo feeling the snow and ice that that is real cool to watch No, it's not That's not how football is right these people say that's what football should be. I said you show me the book These people say you get used to you never get used to it the weather sucks No, whether it's a neutralizer only remember that it makes a better team play less It brings you down all over Rainy weather a nightmare for any quarterback I used to have corner corner corner backs With this and yeah, you don't have to throw the goddamn ball. It's a yeah, baby You see it's a weather. It's a neutralizer The better team doesn't play as well. You can't Close the receivers now. They just look they fall you can't grip the ball the whole game has changed They don't get it People these people don't know the sport. I said you're a twisty ass. Give me five minutes from the field I'll take you to school real fast Oh, I keep a number to school real fast. I said, I'm gonna shut your mouth real quick. You know Well, everybody knows everything and it's always there the long players Really gotta be open man. You can you can know your role and know your confidence, but you're gonna still be open Learn the game learn the game before you open your mouth. Don't be a Monday morning ass Oh Oh, they yak yak yak yak. I said, you don't know jack. Shit. That's just stop it with your mouth They make their comments. I'm like, oh Please my buddy Matt last he goes. Oh, really you destroy them if you got them out there Who's that? There was I went to one football game once the giant stadium It was the Steelers versus the Jets And I had snow coming down on the back of my neck and it wasn't fun To have that's what you're the code on How'd you like to be in the game doing that stuff? But they wouldn't let me bring a thermos into the stadium Security won't let me bring a thermos a hot tea or anything into into the stadium Who's the rest of me with it? Oh, this was like, oh god over 10 years ago, but they wouldn't let me bring it. That's after 9 11. Come on. That's how Yeah, they you know the rules just like traveling is on jets now Yeah, it's certain amount of liquid Boys I got to do with the game No, it has to has to do with playing without a dome and all kinds of weather The fans have to endure it. This is jersey the one place that we're never gonna Super Bowl again They destroyed the one Super Bowl they got because they took away, uh Tailgating you couldn't even tailgate here They didn't give the host The mayor of the host city he's running for a ticket. You know how he got his ticket Michael's Michael's First they heard that this is you're in my box The NFL the NFL would not give the mayor of the host city a ticket What are you asshole? Oh my god, that's horrible. I think about that. You know the whole city ring your fat It's on us have a whole buffet lay out the whole thing nothing my coles owner Got him so you're with us. What a greedy ass thing. My point is that's your NFL Which is why it's known as the NFL no fun league Yeah, I heard that one There's a bunch of jerk off It might have been a good L is about good L is the most Who's that the fans How can you when there's no tailgating anyway, it's no tailgating But every other Super Bowl 49 Super Bowls had tailgating You remember they couldn't get out of the stadium it took them three and four hours to get the mass transit to leave When the game was over people had up with it It was only like four or five years people had a fit. It's been a while since we blew it. We will not get another Super Bowl They blew it. They don't get it This is who you've gotten your front office at the NFL. Oh, they're genius None No tailgating Only Super Bowl Only Super Bowl ever no tailgating Now, what's your purpose? So they're charging you to park your car for every little thing And that you can't tailgate take all the fun out of this out of the sport because the greedy bastards want you to buy food When you once you get inside that's probably what it is No, that's not true because why can you tailgate at every other game during the year and other Super Bowls around the league everywhere Think about that. Why is this the only one that you couldn't tailgate? So you can't bring the money if you want to it doesn't make sense. Everything else has had tailgating Except the one the one in Jersey Well, then again, we need a new state. Let's be honest. Okay And you wouldn't get the host mayor Smart people. Oh, you're brilliant. Yeah commissioners Goodell's an asshole. He's the worst committee. He's a yes Have you ever seen all the strings hanging off of him? Goodell. Yeah And you got a man. He's a puppy man. You know, you got to respect the chicago bears still have soldier feel right billy When you don't need a new stadium, you don't need a new stadium. Well, I think they should have all places They should have a dome You didn't need a new stadium here the old dome the old stadium was wonderful They could have saved probably over a billion And put a dome on it They would have paid for itself in a year with the concerts and other show events. They could have done Everybody said the old city the old room was best They don't get it. This is all politics and at corporate skybox executive screens People complained about the winded giant stadium. Oh, please like this is any better No These people are morons And then these screw you look at the tickets for to buy a ticket You have to buy the pre-seasons at over a thousand and some odd dog. How many Families have held on for 40 56 and you have given up their tickets. You say, I don't know And of course the old the owners want the city to pay for their new stadiums, right? I mean Well, I don't know who pays for it The fans get screwed at the end For season tickets, well, not anymore. It's not too bad because a lot of people gave them up. They got fed up You can't have season tickets with the jets when they're advertising on tv tickets for 14 dollars. Come on, man Yeah Yeah My friend in in uh, New Orleans says he paid like not to change the subject $10 for a baseball stadium ticket Because maybe people are just not going. Oh, you look up a little tv The stands are empty at most of these events They're empty. Look at all the bowl games of college They you know, it's a camera will not show many shots of the upper decks Empty empty people are fed up. They're bored NFL attendance and viewership on tv is way way down People are fed up and bored. They're like I don't care anymore. I made a big stink about that national anthem Crap so watch. You're right. You're right Stand Neil I don't care what you have to do. Okay That's all you do Why you talking about it? You got good players. Why why bust their chops about it? I don't care what you do If you stand then you do you want to sit there and fart go ahead. I don't care I just don't care And all the all the um All the evangelical religious nuts the flag waivers they made such a big deal out of that Nothing such a big deal It's a move. It's a protest I'm just a different move. It's a protest actor from a friend of mine this morning said he saw the news and an atheist is suing A town or whatever he lives in because a a long time monument of a cross Yeah, somewhere. So I don't know if you know And that bothered him An atheist I said, well, why is he doing it now? If it's been there a long time, why not 20 30 years ago? I said, why would a court give him credence? Why wouldn't a court of houses say? Fuck you everything's an issue I don't care whether you're an atheist when the jews a couple years ago had a fit because The airports didn't have a menorah, but they had christmas trees When people say at the christmas, Merry Christmas I'm a jew Oh, I don't know how many times I've had jews go by me happy hanukkah I just you too. Send to you. Well, you know some of them have christmas trees because they like it. Just say it Yeah, don't be so thin skin. I screw around. I tell my my other friend christmas don't be so thin skin Yeah Yeah Oh, I'm not jewish. Oh, I'm not i'm a christian. I'm so i'm not I don't give a rat's ass. Fuck what you are happy holidays That's what they say. No. No. No. No. No. No, that's why I don't That's meeting the middle. I don't believe we're meeting the middle where they say happy holidays That's a pacify both sides. No, you say Merry Christmas. Happy hanukkah or whatever or both Happy holidays. Let's pacify everybody buddy. Yeah, it's politically correct. Oh, I don't believe in political correct Knit it or you say what you want and just say it back. Happy hanukkah. I'm not jewish. I'd say same to you Hey, I'm not black. Obviously happy kwanzaa I'm not a black guy. No, I'm gonna say we're the same Oh, yeah Happy time. Is that something are you that thin skin? We're going to bother you may make such a big deal Oh, I'm just sick of things I'm off the fucking eggshells. Okay, you all can shove it if you don't like it That's the way I feel I'm gonna say Merry Christmas. Happy churned up the hanukkah. How are you going to goddamn pronounce it? You have a great kwanzaa. What do we want to call it? All right, just have a good time. All right Get out of my face with it. Except Can I get tired of the bullshit? Oh, by the way, is that a timix? Yeah You know what they look just as good as as any other expensive watch. How'd you get off on the watch now? Because I was admiring it. I know but we're talking about kwanza holiday I don't care. I like the cream color. I like the ivory color. Yeah, here's a good. Here's a good looking watch And what have you ever hung out at this Gabriel's bar? I've never been there in my life. He knows it Well, the best restaurant there is They still have a comedy club in there and you have bananas right there. She can sign and all the buses there My friends that work there for Amtrak, they have to stay there And a couple of more number of them are from Philadelphia famous for the cheese steak Okay, Billy said uh, Tommy said Billy Gabriel's Their cheese steak is the best I've ever had in the world. It puts philadelphia's to shame And they're well known for their primer. They say it's incredible. He said that is not a normal hotel restaurant He said it's not normal He said it's that good Yeah He said their cheese steak puts fillies to shame Yeah, that's how good of them the food is Why? Well, it's not a it's not a big bar. I mean, it's in the restaurant It's a wrap around a little wooden thing and maybe 10 12 seeds to give or take But it's booze You know, it's funny. Why why do you want to know? Oh You know, it's funny continental breakfast Well bananas been there 40 some odd 50 years They don't own it. They don't have a spot in there. Yeah Bananas does not have a spot They give their money by every Friday and Saturday only They rent release the banquet room And that's where bananas are. They don't have a freestanding banana's only spot It's one of the banquet rooms because it's only two days a week two nights a week That's cool. That's smart Yeah, right. He said that's mine. Yeah, is there a bar in the bank? No, right in the back You've got to walk out to get the alcohol during the company show Well, they set something up like probably That's where they make the money. I'm not sure bananas at the bar inside or not I don't want they bring one in or not, but For where that bar is you're saying that wrap around It's right in Gabriel's the restaurant itself That's in the restaurant in the restaurant from what I remember. It's right there right next door But you've got to walk through it. It's a separate room. Yeah, it's a banquet room Okay, but you can't see the bar from No, you can see the separate room No, okay, you're a mixologist. I know it's bartender. Stop it Jimmy. If you want to get politically Now you notice how continental breakfasts. Happy Kwanzaa You notice how continental breakfast nobody wants to talk about continental breakfast You notice how continental breakfast You know where you go to get something eaten though, but you're talking about You notice how continental you want to apply over there? It's taking me five years. Do you want to apply over there? Yeah, well, we already know that. Are you going to go over now? No, not today. I look like shit I don't really want to go into that anyway Are you good? You know how to mix it up? Yeah mixology? You are good? Yeah great with the people pick us martini Oh, no, he's a martini expert. It's like that. There's only one martini, you know natural feel traditional Apple, chocolate, those aren't martinis. No, but there are other drinks There's only one martini. It's traditional and gin sucks It's it's vodka. Oh, is it vodka? And it's three of those, not two Not two, two parts vodka, one part drive or move. It's two to one Three olives, no ice, ice on the side you add as you go because they suck you for the prices Don't want to put it with ice, but two sips is gone Well, you got to make it cold, you shake it Well that better get you pour the whole thing in give me the ice on the side, open the ice in the glass Yeah, leave the ice, absolutely All right, see you over there I'll see you up there Continental breakfast varies from hotel to hotel Hotel to hotel sometimes it's it's good. It's worth it. Sometimes it's crap It's a joke. That's why I'm just saying the word the term continental breakfast Yeah Well martini martini, you know everything No, actually, I think I think the original martini is gin And driver money But then the vodka martini which I had both I happen to like the vodka martini better And he and he told me it should be because I have the stainless steel shaker at home It's yeah, what did I say for two parts vodka one part driver move And as you know speaking of speaking of bartending did you know that driver move? When it was invented it was like in the middle ages. It was actually a medicinal wine Like a or a dessert wine Oh, yeah, yeah, I updated an english girl. She just said sweet to move on the rocks all the time Like sherry or or port it's which happened to love the tailor port by the way uh Tail of port I think it's concord grapes I like um the australian Yellowtail wine Shiraz yellowtail Shiraz Yeah pinot noir and cabernet sauvignon, but the Shiraz and yeah and uh pinot noir is my favorite But um port wine is excellent 18 out of all. I believe I do uh sometimes i'm invited to Port yeah 18 percent now sometimes occasionally. I'm invited to a live youtube stream By a friend of mine from uh Jay terrio from New Orleans And he asked me online and we're with other people Sometimes we do certain bourbon or scotch whiskey or rung or or craft beer I'm into craft beer And these are connoisseurs On on hard liquor or wine and these guys, you know, they can they taste the scotch And and they can tell you the difference between one scotch to another Or one bourbon to another. I mean me I do my best to hang in there with them But I'm not by no means an expert or a connoisseur Yeah, they can say well I I smell Uh, I I sense nuttiness I I sense a woodiness wood And uh fruit that was um tailor 20 Port wine because 20 port has a caramel flavor. So you can you can you can you can sense what's asian wood But but my question on the show was you notice Everything is fermented in oak oak barrels. So it seems like oak is the wood of choice for fermentation That's it seems like you don't have maker's mark. I I I like maker's mark. I had knock creek jim beans um Heaven hill is the best buy the best bargain in bourbon Heaven hill for like 12 dollars 10 or 12 dollars a bottle you can't beat it heaven hill With the black label is It's a small company. It's kentucky bourbon For the money, it's the best buy This has been a mega life 21 production