 Welcome right here for, you know, a chit chat. My name is Filiim Zwin and I have the gang gang right here in studio joining me. But before we meet them, get on that hashtag, chit chat. We have a post on our social media pages. Do comment, which I may not watch, wuki wa wapi. And of course, at the end of the show, we are going to send some love and salams your way. Vila ina fa. Amani haze. All right, let's meet my co-host for today. So right here, Amani haze nam pote wu. Nam zanam pote wu. Okay, so. Ya say no see. Ani mamu wa tusu zanibru, shewa go on. La zi maza. Kwa zanim wa wili zia. You know, you guys remember the guys at home who followed this show. Munaliyo na se manga wa sewa na vanga uniform. Always wupigian na simu wa on yambi. Look at face, what is face. Ya mamu wa kwa subarupo is wakaba, hafuzakas, all of them. Nigama wakwa na subarupu inja. So it's like, what is happening? What is going on? Munafili na haze chit wu. Munafili yang nga simu na miyamini yambi. Munaliyo na zia, miyamini zia, honest. Honest, always video calls me. Which man video calls the other man? So go on see. So in your notice I didn't give you. Munaliyo na dress code. Me, me, you leave me outside. So niki kuja, I'm like, wow, you guys, you guys. I think next time, let's do like... Geto suti man. Geto suti man. Geto suti man. Are you okay with the suit? I don't mind. I don't mind at all. Man, welcome to the show. People missed you. Where were you? I know, I know. Also my people have been away. Of course I was in a mission, on a mission to build the nation. But right now I'm back. So don't go nowhere because you're about to get this party cracking. Okay. And right next to him is our DJ, our perfect DJ. Right next to you. Yeah, honest. Bantu. Kwa pa the slim daddy manze. Kwa pa itu me kule pijan. No one knows how much slim daddy. Karibu na rana rana. Karibu stoke manze. Lio tu na maambu jma. Jambu zbana. Okay. Alright no problem. Let's get started with our first story right here. And on 8th of September 2022, the world received the devastating news of the reigning queen Elizabeth II of the United Kingdom head past town. Herain of 70 years was the longest of any British monarch and the second longest recorded of any monarch of a sovereign country. None in as much as England and many nations came together to mourn her. Not everyone first the same way as a number of black Twitter users took the opportunity to mark the queen's death as something of a moment to celebrate. This passing Twitter to pull down some tweets. Even some journalists had their own accounts reported including our very own Larry Madal. But of course we put a video together just for the queen and we have that. We're going to be rolling it in a minute. Let me tell you something that comes naturally to me. When you're talking about any queen, I know there are many queens across the world but maybe I just know the queen of England. So anytime you ask about the queen of life. Queen of England. Do you know before she became the queen, had that the king died and when the dad died she was in Kenya during that time. Did you guys know that? I remember she was with the president Kenyatta by then. John Morite. Yes. And then also if you're talking about queen, the only queen I know is Slay Queens. Because again, because again, she was just a pure Slay queen. And how much everything including the back of her if the phone is green, if she will be in a green attire she'll also have a phone that is green. And then also, I remember the way things were running is, remember back then. There is a clip that was going around whereby I even saw my grandfather in the clip. You saw your grandfather? Yes. How do you know that's your grandfather? I know my grandfather. You could say your grandfather was young. No, young, no. Na luwana kibiliya, she was throwing food to Africans which is very sad again. But we never celebrate someone else's death because one day, one time we shall go the same way. Yeah, I know. A lot of people had a lot to say including on Victoria Kimani. She was on her hygiene. She's like, why are you people mourning the queen? Why are you mourning? I don't get it. So a lot of people, black people and Irish people, Indians, a lot of people that were colonized by the British, they had a lot of dark stuff to say and they were celebrating. But she reined for 96 years. So according to them, even if she's not the one who studied the whole colonization in these countries and the looting and all that that they believe happened, they were saying she had 96 years to correct the wrongs that were done. But she did not do anything about it. During her reign, when she sat in that chair, she would have made sure all the colonial period used the stories what she did, what would have ended, what she did, just to make Africa and all these other nations stand and bear on. But I don't know about that. What are we thinking? I don't know if I'm the queen but I don't know if I'm the queen. I don't know if I'm the queen. I don't know if I'm the queen. I don't know if I'm the queen but only at senior days. I tell you all I ain't at home but once when I see I become fame of ridiculous girls and boys. The girls areware them about what do you think what is the driver and plan for my run-strike. She's talking about her own future, she's a genius Now I'll go back to number 2 Meza cough is the mask of Kenya We used to do it, it's a traditional kwawe When we're making kwawe, we celebrate it When we're making kwawe we do it And then we say we should do it It's similar to kwawe We were doing it before Like a few times So I got your catch Yes On your screen Yes You can say you got my presa viewers Until the 50s. It's not red though – it is a blue carpet. M recognition at Chinya Kakemelia. It has been praised. Just because she worked on it. If we were in for colon, it would still colonize. Do not tell me to stop it. If a independent 씨 came to see, let the yup aim to become potential déjiwa. LIpa, kwa mrengiawa, nikiwa niza wajahu. but bwa, ... Kanyans, wajaje wajaju kwa klaustiwa. ya, ya, ya. kwa kunaani wa kumanu wajaju... iwa, kanyaan wa kumanu wajaju, kwa wajaju na nata kutia. kwa, kwa hivjumbu wajahutina ni, lito島, aipri, n nuhuru, hikiwa 3 daf, lakalweza na mentor, nusa, nitious, nm, sindi nende na nrin. Siwa siчто? Sijawinningu Ngiai bounce Ngiai banda I think even Filiin was talking about the way the queen was supposed to correct the wrongs. Maybe what England did to that. According to Block Twitter and Irish Twitter. So it happened that what were Ireland and Kenya and India so for once they came together. Not what were Kenya, the black people because Nigerians had a lot to say by very well. Like there was a lot. Even Malema allegedly he banned all the TV stations from speaking about it. Like announcing anything nice about all that. We're not talking about her death. Leave it as it is. Yes, she's died, she's left. So let's live continue. I'm a king and I'm a come and I'm a judge. Charles. I'm a Charles. I'm a king and I'm a good judge. He's Charles. Yes, he's correct the wrongs. In England what we're doing is discriminating. We're reigning because there's racism. We're trying to correct the wrongs. So he wants to go to watch the ball. But then he says, I want to watch the ball live in Kenya. Oh, come on. Yes, he's right. He's right. He's right. He's right. We should have gone beyond the next week. You don't know that. That's what you do. Well, to effect this not even that's our medicine. No, Saende Inafaa Mouazle kusapota kina gormaya, kina fc leopa. Iho, mama Tere na kusapota. In England, I'm the same people who colonize us. Inafa Ishe with Nama. I hear my name. Yes, exactly. Na kutina gormaya apa? Wezi support to muna scare the captain and the fungiwa So mga na sasahilu dweze na moral support Sa Chelsea woke support wa na kulipia ni But let me tell you something Do you know how those people, a team like Arsenal Do you know how they make their money through ticket sales? Wato kenda kuna futa? Wato kenda kuna futa, muna uziwa? I'm talking about Arsenal because they had At some point they had the hugest crowd And they used to make a lot of money Mafanzol kwa nenda all out wana jaza study So they make a lot of money through ticket sales Na ticket zawani expensive Goma hewa kichezo atawacha za kuza tickets Do you even attend the march? Do you believe ati kanya hina doh futbol? Kanyan futbol? Mug mwendwa li iba mihini? Kama kenshia hina ugo? He has been reinstated You are investigating wakapata? There's no evidence But yo kituwa wana sema me iba Lazi maikweni kituina kuwanga place We are talking about the queen And how she and maybe her past colonized Africans And the same thing that was installed in you Is what you guys are still continuing with You guys are supporting the English Premier League Remember we are Africans What we are then speaking English right now? What is the same thing? We are speaking English because We were colonized by them In the queen's language We were colonized by them We were colonized by them We were colonized by them In the queen's language In English So they colonized us That's why we are speaking English Muna get history wrong Let me teach you A history mwaze Muna get history wrong Kituwana mishonaris Before Kuluwana mishonaris Uwa British also Uwa British also Nani piya ni kuja na schools So he English tu ngeju Wana gama tu nge colonize Uwa British Tu kuwa ngeju Uwa British also Uwa wapo wana kuja na Uwa Bruton way Kwa na skia ku nara gwa na Na suiti Sukaari Sukaari wana So let me tell you a pa history Let me tell you a pa history My primary teacher used to tell us During that period When the mishonaris came Ureja blakso kwa na kunyua skari Atu kutu na jua skari So adol kuwa na shikwa Na shikwa bifos Na fos Don't test the virus in Tamu Salva mi kata But It was nice For some reason But I wish they didn't do that Because now we see Adolesce kari makuza From a lot of lifestyle diseases Now We still na kua li kama kufuza Kitu wa elu kwa education Na wali kwa badu wana fuzwa Language But colonus Ah wasam sa Okay Acha nukua mfumza But we come to take What we had Ukuin ni niya influenza Nanskia di kuna gold Kaka Africa kwa ma take a lot from us, ni nafa sayo kwa na rubisha. Okay, let me ask the skulio. When you talk about colonization, it's not only the people who came to oppress us. It's also the people who came with the mission. That meant we used to believe in the other world of Christianity. It was not the same Christianity we'll be. The traditional ways of praising God under the trees or maybe facing mountains. That they came with a different Christianity to colonize us because this is not us. The church was not us. Kwa ni kwa na jina yao? Kwa ni kwa na jina yao ilu kwa ni twamishonari, yao kwa colonize us. But the colonize the Africans. No, they brought the Bible. So you don't believe in the Bible? Okay, the thing is, right now the way we are as Africans, we are colonized. So we have to believe in what we are taught. Ya, but you have a choice. But I believe in the Bible because... Anyway, anyway, that is... Ya, I believe in the Bible. I believe in Jesus Christ. Ya, exactly, it's the Bible because it was brought to us. But we believe in Africanism, African way of worshiping. So which God were they worshiping back then? Every community used to have their own God. For example, we had Awanya Sai. So we had many God. We had many God, but there was one Supreme Being, right? So it's only that now the differentiator came on how we were doing it. For example, the kikuyu used to face... History class in session. Kikuyu used to worship under the Gumo tree, right? Mumbi. And also they were facing Mount Kenya. Now the Luwos we had our own way, the Masais, you know? But now when the white man came, or the British came, they came and gave us the Bible. We believed in the Bible because we were born during that time. Okay? You think that I was right? What do you think? I don't believe in the Bible. You say that I believe in God. You believe in God. I don't believe in these things. Okay, for every community. I know a lot of people believe that history was whitewashed like we don't know a lot of things that happened back then to remember what there because most of these history books were written by white people. tamuikia sigato kuwajia sozya Ha kona two sides. Ku nani, ili aanga, kwa negativ side mazene ili inna effect, like fea to up to date. Yaw na. Bata kona positives, kama yu ku tu na tea langwe, jeni saha iitne sa bonga. Abroad ni ni. Ha kona... How about a tweeter? Flaging down tweets that are controversial? Like, if you say anything negative about the queen, they flag your tweets. I'll tell you. Wanta tweet zi kaya hapo. Nii aanga. but when the government's enemies are here, they unexpected for them to wildfire for their land We are taking it overboard. Do you know there are some Kenyans who are like the Queen, a whole Queen with a crown like they are like shorty for colonialism. Exactly. Okay, you just know Kenyans. We are always out there to bring out a story within a story. Yes, apparently it makes fun of everything. I take a moment to be serious. You will find a joke. You are a couple father like... But I'm very happy to be a father. I don't want to get confused about what people say about me. Why? Mkinga? Upe, ma'am, ma'am... Upe, ma'am... Ooh, ma'am. Ooh, ma'am. Please tell us the name of the Queen. The new Queen. Queen, ma'am. No, the Queen. Ma'am, ma'am, can you tell us the name of the Queen? But as you know, ma'am is not a Queen. Oh, you don't know her. I don't know how many more people. Let me tell you. Just the same way we are looking at it, it will be human as always. At the end of the day, there's no one who wants death or to wish death for the other person. It's only that now we are hungry. In the African setting, when someone dies after a muizi, even the person you know was not a good person. When they die, you go to their funeral and say, I will come to Mzuwi. We have lost a good person. Human. If anyone dies after muizi, they will say, Oh, we will come to muizi. We respect the dead. So how come you're not doing that for the… Because our grandfathers were messed up. They were messed up. I don't know if they will die. I don't know if they will die. I don't know if they will die. I don't know if they will die. I don't know if they will die. I don't know if they will die. I don't know if they will die. I don't know if they will die. Opfu, what are you expecting? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what you're expecting. Chairma, get me a chair. As in my lifestyle, kuna mtua naishi adilife ya, kuna jwa idu niya na kama kuna age na fawishin jo, hatu naishi sana. Shure for kuna. Okay, kama our former presidents, the first, second, and third, iyo age ya wu pukosa wana. Kini niya overbode. Iyo overbode. Our first and second presidents, I think they died at 90s. Ya, na sama iyo niya kwa 90s, but ay, iya wu you see niya henda sana. 96 is okay. Ya, there is no limit. The Bible says age ya kwa ishi ni 70, that's to say, to not get there wa. If your rations naishida 120 kwa niwa, so ni na ii kwa naishi aina. So kwa wu bizi? Na boku naisha rashes. 999. Wana boku naisha wali muwa na. So this one is rashes? No, not everybody that is rashes. I would just say bad people don't die. Good ones die young. Mume na bali. The Bible says respect your mom and dad. So the ye tell them that the life in the village is not that tough. It's not that we live for today. So when you take care of our people who respect your mum and dad. That's the bad boys rule you. We're not a wimae, we're not a wimae. But anyway we have to move away from that. But of course our condolences, it's only right for us to send our condolences to the royal family. We have it's 2022. We have a black woman as part of the royal family Migan Makul Ni nyamju? Haa chunatio hii story ya Ni nyamju alakini yo black bado si black Si black Haa chunatio ni wujudangana ya Haa ni wujudangana ya Si black ni black Ni gama sayu wujudangana yadu Chris Brown ni black We need black, wujudangana ya black O tili brown? Black We need black Haa ni black ni black What we have for you? Black Me ween yo black Bada ni wujudangana? Mujudanganao, wujudangana Obama lakia, obama vila lakia Obama is not black Mama ke ni mwungu Black as in, Let us hura gama a 50 centa What is the black people? I'm a black She is black, ni kama yaa kwa si dyo? Black Nika chaji ala ptup We have to move Nakatğiniwa jo pieces of milk that we have to move. 46 n naming mulheres in ksteli, yet, always indesv planta yu jechihi na hали. Na hiriting limita wanida wa ka sua wa kutisha. Sia kazeh. Ya cocikumupbeat p praying enojiЭто. Maereu kwa ioja хuallaya benito waka merakari yau kuya seko oh wa competence. Eavo adjustments kuya ni nabukба interes promise he banyak vip delta dum use Text Bandu kitachi therewarege When you had noticed Paw medo kad ni digigiva iba ka ma wouldno into n salgo. Where are we coming birth u a Ti order, but there's no Ay Ant. What we used to know When you had medic, Makinu minkus ya siya mula masha. Makinu maka mwa yako faweza. Maka mwa mingshita kwa mikunia. Naka mikunia chi siya mula. Kutye mikingi mika mikiwa. M validwa. Biote muko kuna vayan. Iko kwa kama mingiita. Iko kapi mika mikiwa. Yoko kwa mikiwa. Maka mikiwa. Mika mika mika mikiwa. Mikiwa mikiwa kwa mikiwa. Iko mika mamanu. Mikiwa mika mikiwa. Mikiwa mikiwa. Mikiwa mikiwa mikiwa. Mikiwa mikiwa. Muma mikiwa mikiwa. Ujja nabila meweza Ameweza, lakini mindaak Why? Kalarizem That's why Elsa Majimbo, we're talking about Elsa Majimbo next Kenyan comedian Elsa Majimbo Who became an internet sensation due to her crisps eating skits has now disclosed that she is not returning home anytime soon Elsa said that Kenyans bullied her with colorist remarks after she blew up and they prayed for her downfall Kenyan female comedian One has to make fun of herself and call themselves ugly if you are duck skinned in order to be accepted She told Forbes that she will definitely come back to Kenya to visit her family but she has relocated permanently and of course if you haven't seen any of her videos we have a video, let's just have a look But you'll see me posting memes Living without fear You'll be on red and you'll see me on TikTok dancing You'll see me on Rihanna's comments Wow, how's the baby doing? I will not be a slave because of what's up and I message I want to reply your messages but you'll see me posting memes Living without fear Alright, so that is Elsa Majimbo and I remember Elsa, her first interview She had a first interview and she was dressed well but she was duck skinned So, I remember Kenyan and the fact that during her interview Alice Emma, I think she said her dowry should be like 20 million or 2 million 20 million, right? So that's her dowry because she's pretty and she's beautiful and she's from Bengati and she's like I don't know where she is I don't know where she is So that is the colorism she's talking about because she's like in Kenya according to her interview with Forbes and she said I'm a comedian in Kenya now when you move in you have to make fun of yourself call yourself ugly but if you say you can set standards now when you move in they're like when I move in I'll say to you when I move in I'll say to you I'll say to you so that is Alice Emma they are double standards other people are appreciating her art people across even South Africa while you mark Sepsana they thought she was funny but then you say I'll say to you where is she from so is she wrong to say that Kenya did not accept her so she's not coming back even though right now she's famous everybody across the world knows who she is East or west home is the best I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry this is still our home at the end of the day she's a Kenyan yes, who lives abroad the other thing is I'll say to Elsa if you have a point you don't reject your place because of other people you still belong to your land this is your native land so Kenyans we normally want to make jokes to everything that comes maybe in the limelight so everybody was thinking Elsa majimbo we were just making jokes on her alafia kachikule seria sakana awa atwanitaki no, it's because we always want to be a happy nation as much as we voted the saddest nation I'll say to you how happy you are that makes you happy it depends on how it comes out there's no other way to say when you are rich when you are rich because you are black I don't think it's something that's supposed to get into but isn't it true though most people say that like madame true story honest just tell us the truth them ducks kill most times so what do you think of Kenyans? okay let's take a look at the test na kita kwa tena mla ma wla na k wildia nga kwa videos nga events ma models kwa danka me kwa demo mla kwa déjà kali kwa kwa video kwa Shain mla kwa video na wla na kwa kwa kwa rapa ukwa kwa daks kwa video kwa watta kwa kwa kwa raka kwa kwa rapa na kwa mla kwa rapa matu na kwa mla kwa rapa matu na kwa mla kwa kwa mla kwa daksyanzi ma vixensi ni rourebo na na anymore sanat na quand mnyi nima daq. Kun netuwa dotki ramebo na wana. Lakini P.O.U. crumbs transaction, wa raw na na nup Fileะ mo rye AF PREP ni clip gr Hwyehwari kwa mule mo mule matakutani. She gafs her aya informed, So kwa ngek promotions save to do this. She is left behind, But she did not clean up the other people. So we had to move on. We had to expect no positivity from people, except for when she came. I'll have to take a break. She has decided to be in America. She is living a tough life. So,הanyi wendam hinausvend Sh bl exponential pr பъu Chunjama Annes Bantu Ronald Roy DJ Haasha Una kaw moto Idento Ha midnight Shumati Gwe nyaka Ta kua naثle Donu Ya, mista kako shubu na e. Anyway, let's move on to another story. Mugli, 53 years, the founder of the Miracle Center in the north of Johannesburg, died August 15, 2021, allegedly after falling ill. His body has been kept at Martin's funeral home since then as family and friends pray for his resurrection. The church has allegedly not openly acknowledged his death on social media or informed the congregation of his whereabouts. As his social media accounts notably Facebook and Twitter are operational and messages are posted every day as if they are posted from him and activities in church are run by his wife and children. The funeral home manager now says that he has lodged an application to Johannesburg Magistrate's Court to grant him permission to have Mugli buried or cremated. However, the matter has still not been set down as has not been set down for he hearing. So, that is a pastor, 53 years, best in Johannesburg. Allegedly, want to say ma he died one year ago but members of his church are Jambiwa. So, in church what we work here and our wife are just running things. People in church think he travelled but reports now say he actually died a year ago aga kufa. Friends and family are praying, are resurrect, are already charged. So, that's why Facebook and Twitter bados in our work. What to do onona, bado pasiyuko. See, I post videos, I post photos so they think they are from him. My friend. I don't know. So, when I was at Fufuke, it's been a year. Jiava ononia liya, alia na suju ili. Jiava ononia liya, alia na suju ili. Jiava ononia liya, alia na suju ili. The good thing is Jiava ononia was not on Facebook or Twitter or anything. So, we know that he went with the Lord. We know that for sure. Yes. He died. There's no one who will come out and tell us he died. He said he was gone. Exactly. The other part is, I don't know what is happening. I'm sorry to mention again. I don't know what's happening in the South African Christian religion. I don't know because most of the controversies come from that country. For a sense, you remember the pastor who said that he could be able to raise the dead. And someone... He asked for food and people are celebrating. So, honestly, don't joke with God. Do you know that person later died? He didn't live long after that. He died. Not the pastor. See, it was said that the pastor alimufuwa. He didn't live long after that. He now actually died. The pastor alimufuwa? Yes. I don't know. In the other part of the country, I don't respect God. I have no respect for the country. I respect God. No, there's freedom of worship. Yes, freedom of worship. I don't know what is going on. I don't know what is going on. I don't know what is going on. I don't know what is going on. I don't know what is going on. So, you don't believe in the power of resurrection? Oui. Yes, the power wears us down. I don't know what is going on What is going on? We are overjoyed. I don't know. I don't need to say what happened. Theastory들's story is stuck in my head. Theastory. Bajema, help me out. Bajema, help. He let me tap into pay冷TI. Nanyu Asuma. You're dead, I swear. Yes I'm dead. We can only believe that you know this was the Sia. We can only believe the Sia. Do you know that the world works for the Hashgraphier and we understand every lastまあ? Purely trust us with the Swia. If you don't seek god to the level that he does, some people really just go after god's unheart. Like they are all about God and the Holy Spirit like ever wants them, overpowers them. So in that, during that period, you have a lot of, do you know people given authority. We don't know how to access that authority. We were given an authority to do a lot. Do you believe in life after death? Of course. Then why do you want to select someone this year. Mila'izerikwa milk women women women women Ya yata na ublayanda. Kwa na ni jamaux? Yata na maafon na m nietia ni wa yanda maafon vyrabuna, niSONn nawoga Riley's period ni wa mohen, k Clubo sa kumuta hova yeko dizaavu na niiserina, iaji kudoha miracles, maafoutu wa rapind Cambridge in gaishkaktu, ya en zek Kazuzi. informali. Ni-ki lights Inmama ifu mokhendi terei buysieja Honusya matalo mocha esta uponana na mocha. Sumiawan hivali, muka bata kila pakape ni ya ya nyurukinia m gardening tormenti maja idle. I know, but it's natural, it's a natural Nadu ya kila mtua kwaidu ni, I guess, kila mtua me lose someone Important kwa, if you have a friend, father, mother, nini, do, ta, evo So, we always believe at that time, but with the time we believe, we want to believe una Instead of the healing process Ya, those are your make-up, I don't know what to do, I don't know Nakini upasa nafa, nafa to be boko, if at all the family is still having the same kind Tata evi nafa He made them believe that he can resurrect, that's the problem Inafa to wa chapo tumben ya hunyu I'm going to leave it at that, I don't know what you guys think You can talk to us on our socials, our white ff4 channel We are sampling best comments at the end of the show But right now, let's talk about another happy story A happy story now, now singer Nemlis and his wife Wakahu Kaguya are celebrating 17 years since their wedding Now, Wakahu noted that they got married 17 years ago after 8 years of dating and they two have been together in total actually for 25 years You guys know that And Wakahu is now pregnant with their third child noted that a popular magazine back then said the two will not last 2 years and here they are, they have withstood the taste of time We have a video Waka m able Waka m lezi Waka m lezi Was it the day you asked me you didn't know to do the work I'm going to talk to this girl Marry Jesus Kym Marry Jesus Kym, look at that and they are both in entertainment Na zhawatwifu la na samangwa to entertainment always the last Se muna samangwa evo? Te sila ni misi, ni kuwani I don't know why you guys are blowing this story out of proportion What do you mean? You can't even say your name unless you know the story. I was saying oh that's good it was 17 years. Now they are celebrating they are going to have their 3rd kid, which is also a plus. So, digital also shows us that we can go along where we are going. They have a lovely family. After every 10 years. The first one he was a tumiso at me. She was, I think 10 years and then the second one came. Garlic and jamine ni kubosis. I think she's almost like, I don't know, maybe probably the same age... 20 something... Noo, tu mi sada jefka 20, wu slob bindi, koma jibid madad 70 20 yama 10 She's probably 16 or 15 And then the other one is probably 5 years or something Then this one also And then these other one is on the way Una jipa ya time Una jipa ya time, na enjoy maisha ni ni ni Ma, anes, you have something to say about that Ya, manzei waza naimle sayi ni Bambamba ya, ni menez joju Una wana tu demka mi ni ju Una jipa adi na wana tu ni mi Una wana tu missi celeb Una missi celeb Na piya si tu meka 10 yas Nene ya wana tu celebret Nene ni saa wana tu Una nene wana tu celebret Nene si tu meka 10 yas I'm dead sure Mi ni kwa mandume tu Una nene mi ni kwa mandume tu Una mandume picha kwa kuna Una nene picha kwa na tu de Una kituna shoni Kwa marriage Miki elewana, muta fika fa Kuna challenges Sa, dewa challenges mingi zengizi na tu pata Sisi asi jwa Una jokuna different types of challenges Una wana challenges tu zengineza Una nene wana ju Charega zedi wana zeni do Dewa wana kwa sa do waifa kwa chesa Maruji na isa Wata ui wana kwa hepa Wata ui wana kwa hepa Wata isu kwa marriage zemtani Wata wana yoshida Bati na jesa wata kwa ma celeb Wata kwa ma celeb Waha hu probably she had a lot of men hitting on her Nameless, ma dame, kilau Kulguna stories piya zili kamingi tru Siwa wana imagina chegi Chegi aigalera ma stole chegi watizet Kulguna stories zili kujanga apu nyuma Bata nivenye wakawanda Awa pendiki ki Ya, vituza wana solve Juzy wana wana ni aigalega picha FD Kujanga wana ui wana kwa Kulga isu Man kami, nimi nibi amo Kwa hini wana prizo wana jana na tunge Tuna kwa wana kwa Kastu nimi Ui jiyu amitwa Ata muntuwa asu Ui jiyu amitwa na nani Ui jiyu amitwa Ui jiyu kumutuwa paga ichita Kuchifu Kuchifu Kuchifu na kusikwa Re Mongol, not atreath, but I can do anything. What is it then doing there? It is that you feature, you put in your teeth if you saw your beard the other officers should already be hot. So, the shoot is your scene right? I must do that, just make the shot come back and show it to you right? We cut it because we need to speak at the level that was we had. Karoo n�inete ni spawnod сч Robin, ny�manka. Ya, we've been with you for a very long time so there's no need of leaving you for another person when you're to make one hour for two days. Yama, not in a bad way. In a way that it's their family. Ya, the problem is they don't understand that there's no reason to be involved. Ni wukwa zinuna fail tu mezuwe om tu. Oh, wukwa ziwe nabi om tu, right? Let me try. Do you know the example? That's how people define a home. A home is where they are. Malim se flang ni wukwa, that's home. Kwa zinuna kwa lenye mba kubwa wukwa pekea kwa wana zema. A uchaki kwen da wukwa, because it's not a home. So a home is where that person is. The person who fails closest to... And remember even PDD said, a home is not a home when I'm gone. Ah, exactly. Before we move on. Before we become liriko and all that. But wakupu wa mi na wakupu. Na wakupu wakupu. I was just saying, kapo goals. Ata na ni ni kapo goals. Simple boy. Simple boy si kale muvon. Ya. Okay. Monday marriage goals. Do you know? Okay, we're talking 17 years of marriage, 25 years of being together. Because they dated 80 years. So they've been together for 25. Can you imagine 25 years? I think the shortest dating I've ever done was 2 weeks. Yes, 2 weeks. Yes, that's the shortest. The longest was around 5 years. Good faith. I'll make you try. 5 years. 10 years. Kwa hewa. Kwa hewa. Let's move on to another story. And Akenya and a woman, hilariously took to TikTok to show how shiny her nanstick pots looked after her new house girl cleaned them. Nyoks 18 was in disbelief as she wondered whether she was to blame for not showing the new girl how things are done around the house. We have a video, let's have a look. Wanya ila kitendo nanstick. Moshaina, Moshaina Moshaina, Gai. Moshaina. Kamakida goi me kata wa kuliya ta Moshaina. Gai. This is Meshaina Nivia. Hei Kwanzai nangau naeza jiangali ya nama yo Jesus Christ. What do you do when you find your house manager Meshaina Nivia, your nanstick like this? Is it your problem Makosani ya ko? Kwa mimiya aama makosa niya na Oh Good Lord Ha ha ha ha Ini me cheka 2 juusas asita liya Ha ha ha Weh? Okay Shraksu niya kwa 18 pa tha wan But I'm just wondering Jamei ni Kasura onga 2 meza Kasura kwa umboi Weh I wouldn't lose a feeling I remember even back then My grandmother, my mother, my aunties Wa kwa nasugua sufuriya Aluminium My friend Ini kwa na chukapo kami na sheng Ono na ini niya fegi yandani Ini na kwa nga ini na sheng Sufuri na kwa mupeya Ma you see The reason wine and stick is good Uhipika Ata foodi kwa umboa That's why it's called wine stick You know Asita liya za kichambo Uhipika chubi zuri ishika chini It will take you weeks I'm lying to you And then wejua What our mother used to do is Unkwa nasugua paka nyugu The way nyugu is black So I'm trying to imagine Ha, aki suguwa nan stick Bro, na kwa meili pigeo enza ke home Oh mama ni mchafu Mama ni mchafu na fawana sufuriya Sufuriya za tani black Aki pa jia kupikia Aki kuna mojeme ni shinda Nimeja ribu I think alich kwa paka nene kijiko Nguru ya mkusatu Ini mo understand Ini situation ini na fanyiki ya kila mtu Kila mtu aliku wa mishamba At one point of the other Ata mbu kasa aiku No na Alafu na kama na chanulia Kukosa kujiwa ima ni shini Mi na mbu kama nze Jo mta na ni atukuwa nga na DVD Tuki grow manze Mi na nda kwa na iba na skewa Nze ango maza ni Na jino DVD ni kitume toka heaven But it's alright na ni bawa Jo ni kwa na kwa Kuna otu tuja growa tanan Bulu kwa house Ini situation Ini situation Udi ma me toka Udi kutuwa ni kuna toka pika Udi kwa inu shini fanya Embarrassing evo Out of ushamba I'll tell you mine in a few I'm also going to tell you what I mean Mi na kwa mbu kwa Jo ushamba Tunkotu menda I think it was inelorate There's some work I was going to do over there So it was a guest house I'm a guest room And then Shawaza kuja na ni nimbili Mwaja maji mouto ini na maji baridi But I never had an idea Ini mouto ini baridi So ini kawashia baridi So I went to the sink because it was hot in Biliwi, but one was hot. In Biliwi, I was in socks. I was in the sink. I went to the motor and I went to the sink. That was then. I remember the first time to use a lift. I was in the sink, but you know what, I was in the sink. I went to the sink. I was in the lift. That was then. I went to the sink. Aa, asupu ingiya kutoka, kuya na tshangekiwa open so felt disrespectful If you wanted to definis unha na k vazuglu ladies now if what i did in Yespeillas u業i na peel oh escalator but what I did in other Hate Miwai kwa niwai niwai niwai miwai na hendaki Sama mnendsi ko shira Na niwai niwai na hendaki Nga niwai niwai na hendaki Innitu mixture Innitu mixture So, we are really bad to imagine. Then you talk about kichua and that's why every time I see them, I'm like, naongalianga stairs. Unless it's the 15th floor, come on the 5th floor to take me upstairs. Come on these floors. I don't watch horror movies. I don't watch horror movies. I don't watch horror movies. I don't watch horror movies. What a good tv program. Your friend has gone for a walkup. My friend has gone for a walkup. It's a great TV program. So we have to watch a lot of channels when it's IGTV. He does everything for me. And every time I watch something, I have to stand up for the people who watch it. I won't stand up. I'll always sit up here. I'll sit there and watch the views. I'll enjoy watching it. I'll watch the video and have to decide what to watch. and see what music we'll play. We have to, unfortunately, we have to go at this time. We haven't done all the stories. I think we spent a lot of time on the first story. You had a lot to say. Let's sample some of the comments. We gotta go but it's all good. I'm going to start right here. We have a champion and he's a high two band. He's a KBC and he's a hug too. Hi. What about you? Mama Chelsea! I'm not going to be happy. I'm telling you. We have a famous woman. Shout out to you. That's my evening guys. Tune in for Michuki technical. He who digs a hole. I want to attack some people. I'll talk to our admin. We have Demi Kez page. It's amazing. Thank you so much. We have Michele Cistano. That's my Westland tune. Your name is Sammanucho. Emzi Samkush. Shout out to you. Thank you. How are you? How are you? How are you? I'm good. We have Ibra Wakibra. She's my band two points. Thank you. And then we have Demi. Demi Kwanzaa. Shout out to you. Thank you Emzi Samkush. Thank you Mr. Waziri. I'm my fellow Geroji. Thank you. Hello my people. I was born in Kamega opposite at Shangala Technikong. I know it's Karebu. Always a mis. I'm always here. Thank you so much. I'm Petya Kinaro. Bigg spiced. I'm Kawahida. I'm Ngaroisa. I've a bad delusio. Is it by your side? Thank you. What you say? Man like a jam rei number 2 sharper red We have headmaster We have headmaster We have headmaster We have headmaster We have headmaster work Um So, what can I say, what I can say is pastors should produce certificate of theology. Wa menda kwa muna jwe theology ni Bible school, right? And then to show us that they have enough knowledge of the Bible, right? Kaka al jem sa fiyonas matudin from 90 Hills. Shout out to you, my favorite. You guys look amazing, loving the show. Thank you so much. And then we have someone else, our hostin Mary. Eman James, good evening. I'm enjoying the show. Thank you. We have Nakuru, Mazanga, Kihara. Always amazing to see you. We have had some production on Kajdema and Wilson watching from Kikuyu Kenya. Ambia bantu aru di kwa game. It's been long. You guys look great. Thank you so much. Okay, yeah. You guys have something to say? Yes, I think someone is watching. Joy. Joy, I said hi. Joy is watching. She said hi. I greet you guys. And then also I have one person that is Victor, we have Masiketa. We have Hitalist. Hitalist that I cannot be able to mention because of time. But anyway, guys, it's always nice being here with you on Sunday. And let's just keep it locked. All right, bantu. Sana, Sana, Sana, we appreciate, we appreciate you. Shout out to my mom. My mom is twin din. Like she's never home at this time. But yeah. Shout out to you. Shout out to mom. You're telling me what? Shout out to Stein. Shout out to literally just everybody that is twin din. Oh, my Juma working on a Sunday. Thank you so much. Hillary, I sent to Sana Rose. There is Maurice. There is Yvonne, I think. I don't know who else, but it takes a village. What twing is, Sana. They make sure the show comes to you. And then, Aarel, shout out to you. Literally everybody. Oh, Bob Minard, Heteresh, for holding us down last week. Who else? Shout out to Joy. Joy, it's been a minute. Mad love to you. You guys have an amazing week. We'll see you again next week. Enjoy the rest of our shows. Njongelisha Admin. Sawa. Mad love to you. You love you.