 I am not good at Super Smash Bros. In fact, I actually suck at this game. But losing has never stopped me before. In fact, it's 90% of this very YouTube channel. So I decided it would make for a fun video to enter a real Super Smash Bros. tournament completely blind just to see how it goes. But, um, I'm not gonna lie. I did not know where to find a real online Smash tournament. So instead, I decided to settle for a warm-up tournament just through the game itself. Will I still get folded? Honestly, I think it's gonna come down to the character choice. And of course, I will be playing Hero because you can take the player away from the anime, but you can't take the anime out of the player. Also, I just like the fact that he has a lot of RNG elements. Now, the worst part about playing Hero is, unfortunately, you do have to be able to read and very fast. What is Hocus Pocus again? What? Did I just poison myself? What? Who am I facing? RNGesus! This is the perfect first match! Oh, he thinks he's the R... If he's RNGesus, he's about to run into the RNGod, bro. AKA me, what? I'm deleting him frame one with Wack. Oh, it's gonna look mad personal. It's gonna look so personal. Oh, it's gonna look so personal. Watch this. Frame one, frame one. Oh, I accidentally threw something. I oomped. I oomped. Does that raise my attack? He thought he was nasty, but I'm built difference. Oh, I thought I was nice. I thought I was nice. Here it comes. Here it comes. Got him! I'm not! You ain't RNGesus, bro. You fighting RNGod. You might be better than me. You might have combos, but you're not me. And that's all you could ever... That's where it ends. Do I have Zoom? Woo! He thought he was gonna spike me, but I'm different. I'm different than the rest. Damn. All right, he got me. All I need is one explosion. Magic burst! Oh, he dodged it. That was what I wanted to. I actually have to play the game now unless I get a crit right here. Run into me. Damn. He's nice. He's nice. He's trying. He's trying. Then he's gonna come up. But I can win through luck, but I can win through luck. Whack! Oh, he got so lucky. Nice. No, he got another grab. Am I dead? I'm mashing. I'm mashing. Doom! From... He suplexed me! Bro, he... Oh, my God. He is so lucky. I can't read, man. If I could read, that game would have been over. Bro, why... Wait, wait. Why is Hero clapping like that? A winged Pikmin. What the... What is that? All right, we're loading it to the next one and I already... I can see that... What was that first guy's name? Okay, so that's what... Y'all some weirdos on the switch. Anyway, like I was saying, I see my problem now. I shouldn't have magic bursted as early as I did. I only did it because I was happy I got magic burst at all because I really wasn't expecting to. All right, this guy... This guy's not as good as the other guy. Hatchet man! Oh! This guy's not actually as good as the last one. I... Even I can tell that. Maybe... Maybe I still might lose, obviously, but... I don't think the... We won't get body slam like we did before. Doom! All right, so this is bad. This is very, very bad. No, no, no. Let's... Let's relax. Let's... Let's relax. Oh, come on. Oh, come on. I'm really gonna have to try it out. Bro, just let me RNG my way into a crit. It's so... It's difficult. Oh, he shot me! I didn't read magic, but he shot me. Damn, I'd be losing, bro. TV slash MISTIK. Am I live on someone's stream right now? All right, well, hold on, bro. If I'm gonna be live on someone's Twitch, let me get this win. I gotta stop. I gotta stop jumping, bro. That forward move is so slow. All right, just... Stop! Oh, yeah, you tried it. Zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom. No zoom. No zoom. No zoom. We unfortunately just died there. He grabbed me from that rate. Oh, oh, oh my God. I grabbed me again. David, dude. I got grabbed again. I'm gonna die. Oh, haha. Go backwards. Oh, let's go. I'm nice. That should have... That should have... That should have absolutely destroyed him. Whoa! Oh, oh, okay. Wow. No way. All right. You can run that fast. Double jump. There's a lot of good information. Hold on. I gotta write this down. All right, we are once again back, and I've realized now that I just... I need to utilize more of my kit, bro. The jump... Hero is too slow to be jumping and trying to go for these hits. So I'm gonna... You know, I'm gonna start using some side magic here. It's basically just what needs to happen at this point, but it just sucks because I want to use my other magic, bro. Like, kamikaze! Let's go. I almost took him out, though. That should have killed... That really should have... I needed that to kill him. I need this stuff to kill him, man. I need to make... Let him make the mistakes. Oh, that is a dangerous tool. Also, I need to use tornadoes there. Tornadoes there are gone. Like, let's go. Back him up. Back him up. Back him up. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, I already dodged. I already dodged. Oh, that was close. Psych up. Psych up! I'm different. I'm different. I'm different. Finally a win. God damn, I'm bad. Let's go. Hero! Nah. All right. I'm winning out. This is my tournament now. This is my tournament. It looks like my next opponent has been decided. I'm fighting a Palutena, I think. A win here would put me in the semifinals. I need this. Does Palutena have any way around my new electricity strategy? Oh, that would have been a godlike read. And by read, I'm in accident. How do you miss that, man? You can't afford to be missing stuff like that. Nice. There we go. Finally some electricity. What is the... What are these teleports? Minotaur? Zoom. Zoom. Zoom. Zoom. God, the low percentage just is crucial. There we go. That should have spiked. What? There's no way. This life is just truly pain. Oh, no, no, no, don't bring me that far up. Life is pain. Don't give me best eight. Bro, all I had to do was win one match for that title. I don't care. What? All right. If last tournament wasn't my tournament, then this tournament must be my tournament, bro. Gas. Shout out to what an amazing stage. I hate the full charge version of that. Damn. A tornado strategy is actually... What in the... Damn. Damn. That was good. That was good. Magic burst. Magic burst. Yes. Yes. RNG. RNG. I got to trust in my RNG abilities. This guy is way better than me at the game. Oh, my God. I don't have any magic. I turned that magic person off my magic away. Be pan... That was kind of sick. No! No! I should have had that, man. I just played so bad. Magic burst should have won me that game. Oh, that first magic burst should have won me that game. Oh, no. What is this cursed image? Get that off my screen. Oh, brother. We're back on the gas stage. Okay. Play my game. Play my game. Play my game. We want half charged electricity attacks. And don't overswing. Don't overswing. Hero... Hero, you know, and not the fastest guy, you know? You can't... You overswing. You overswing again. You're... Yeah! See you, Jigglypuff. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah, I'm like that. I'm like that. Oh, my magic burst. Go, go, go, go, go. No, no, no, no. Well, don't know if I'm going to make this one. I did. I did make it. All right. Take your time. Confirm these hits. That's all you need to do. Confirm these hits. This Jigglypuff is not hitting me with the level of stuff we've been hit with. All right. Bang was a bad idea. Oh, he went to sleep. Crit, crit, crit, crit, crit, crit, crit. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. I don't even know if that was a crit or not, but I'll take it. Hey, what are these slimes doing here? Get your ass out of here, boys. What are you doing? Y'all cause it a ruckus. Oh, boy, round two again. And this time up against Inkling. Uh, uh, I'm so tired, dude. I'm so tired of losing. They put me into loser bracket or something, bro. What's going on? Wait, have I just learned? Have I truly become a king? That was sick. Do I have magic burst? No, but I have snooze, but I don't want to use that. Damn. Damn, I'm making it out of round two. Oh, don't make me flak you, dude. I will. You know what? You're getting snooze. Night night Inkling. Oh, you woke up already? It's like way past your bedtime. Ah, give me out of the ground. I am covered in paint right now. This is just awful. Get out of here. What? No. All right, please don't let me throw this man. Oh, mercy me, dude. Mercy me mercy me man. Just just somebody just somebody somebody forgive me for becoming the person. I am today, man I'm ready for the house. Give me magic first man. Give me magic first Fall you gotta be kidding. Why do I keep going for these you get I keep going for these anime one-liners Roach is dying Roach is dying Role. It's not even that serious breath. Oh, please. Oh mother of God Oh One more one more cuz I can't end on that bro. That was Cuberous, okay, maybe not the best mindset to be going into a tournament with but I just I need this This is the only outcome for me and that moved us so much damage. It's ridiculous. What is this lag, bro? This move is the best move this move the hero this is the heroes best move I have found I have found heroes best move. This is how you play the game He's gonna try to die now. He wants to go he wants us to yep. Yep. Oh wow. He didn't take us both out I am shocked. All right. He was just sitting on the ground. All right. Get me into round two I am no longer around one gamer, dude Even though I'm pretty sure like I fought some I fought some tournament winners, bro. Ain't no way I'm out of magic still fine though Yeah, it's it's it's GG, bro. It's she just get out of here tornadoes, okay, we're both back on the stage I'm out of magic Shut up All right next row next. Oh, hey, it's my peepee hard. They're back. They also lost There's also another hero named balls just really giving the hero community a great name over there rip and tear And he's a shadowy figure. What does that mean? He's a me gunner. Why is he still hiding his face? Oh, I guess cuz that's not I like that. Oh, it's actually the doom guy I don't know what he's doing. I've never seen these little guys. I'm taking bounce. Okay, those are bullets No shit bounce back. I just my personal opinion. I suppose You can't you can't over swing. Just take the two psych up. Yeah, get that psych up. Oh My god, come on. I'm not around to gamer anymore, man. I'm around to get I might be around to gamer I might be around to gamer. Oh No, I ran into that There we go. Okay, lucky crit lucky crit, but it doesn't matter if it's luck or skill. It really does not oh Oh tornado spike, come on bang Sizzle dear god somebody give me something dear god somebody give me something. Nope. No, give me out There's no way I Couldn't get up and vlog dude. I couldn't get up and block. What was I supposed to do? I guess just stall for time. I can't do it. I can't I just got beat by a chibi doom guy. Oh My god, I might come back to this bro This is this ridiculous well and leave a like bro I leave a like I need enough support on this video that I can come back and do this again I can't take it. I should have gotten around three, but I threw a jig. Oh, I can't know. I gotta go I gotta end the video. I can't think about this