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Tes - Times Two intro ◢*Music Video*◣

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Published on Jul 31, 2012

taken from the debut LP by Tes Uno entitled "X2" released on Warp/ Lex Records :: directed by War Hologram

"Times Two may be the shit hot hip hop record of the year of the year." -Vice Magazine

"Clearly Tes is hip hop's brightest new hope." 9/10 -NME

X2 (videø playlist) ::::::: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=...

Lex Records :::: http://lexrecords.com/releases/tes-ti...

TES :::: http://atribecalledtes.com/
ØCTVKÅ :::::http://www.youtube.com/VampireKillerVEVO
::::production by Tes
::::Directed by Os Crunc Al Based Cleric Al War Høløgram
TES :: http://tesuno.tumblr.com/




Here goes some hype fiction for the heads out thurrrr! Miss Teen usa aka Miss South Carolina could even understand that the Britney Spears is a Stargate alien from the planet Mars or maybe Venus. These fellas blur the line of reality through art fatality. Mortal Kombat on you Wombats!!! Finish him for breakfast lunch and dinner to see who the winner is on who wants to be a millionaire or even the brand new game show Vocoder Free Healthcare . I found a billion google type candies worn by a sexy gal named Mandy. She was totally crazy and loved to listen to my new viral playlist and even cult classics on her white Iphone.
Here's my most favorite tale:
One day I saw a cute fat kitten run amok with a New Ipad..he was Bad. His name was John and he had a lil sister named Mary Ann and an even smaller sister named Suzy. They went to the store to buy a crack rock for Paris Hilton and her boyfriend Oj Simpson at their record release party. then Johnny Cochran stepped on Suzy and went to court with her parents. Meanwhile, the boy cat from around the corner who went to the same school where the olsen twins escaped, found some hardcore booty shake records from the 90's. He listened to the classic songs yet new they were disrespectful to women. Ergo the Freak in captivity is none other than the new character Tommy with whom all adore. Tom is a wolf and he likes to eat cats for Breakfast!!! He plays on his playstation and sony psp all day long while watching snowboard videos. Meanwhile the super hot Cat was riding his skateboard while playing chunes on his Ipod and then BOOM!!!The Battle Begins!!! the Wolf Jumped in front of him and said give me your rubik's cube and your Jessica Alba lunchbox or I'll call the police and tell them about the alternative avant garde lifestyle that you've been living. WHAT ?! said the cat ( lol ) He looked into his pocket for the proper code to release his dragonball z monster that was hidden in his little kitten pocket. KABOOOM!! A giant 100 foot tall two headed Homer and Bart Simpson behemoth arose from inside his red ball of power. The Simpsons were a threat that the wolf never imagined would serve to challenge him in an animal fight. So he called up the Swag lord Malik on his Google phone and told them to bring a metal stripper to destroy these Crump cartoon machines before his eyes as well as vote for Obama or Hillary Clinton! So then, Outta the Blue....a robot parody of a funny novel I once read called the Davinci code came out of nowhere to protect the wolf. Then Marge And Maggie Simpson fell from the sky like angels to lay their wrath upon the strong dog. Even Lisa appeared with an Oprah medallion on her side that was glaring with the aura of a Magical moorish gem that would make Harry Potter jealous. Ultimately, Tiger Woods ordered his army of 1000 Beautiful Blond Bombshells to Stop the Madness!

The silly wolf made a stupid mistake. He slipped on a banana and fell on his ass so hard that he could no longer walk! The cat side are you alright? are you Hurt?! or in pain?...and the wolf replied " You foolish pussy cat! Vampire Killers are coming to get you ! ...the cat said " dont make me pull Hannibal out of my pokemon ball too! I'm warning you!" Then a blond fairy appeared and told them all to stop or she would turn them into frogs!!! ( rofl ) Then the magic fairy said "do you want me to give you a sex change operation?! or do y'all want me to delete your myspace pages!!!??" Both animals replied " NO " dont do that Please dont do that! We just want to be Platinum rap stars like on that tmz channel. Can you surgically bond us to Angelina Jolie possibly? the Fairy replied " I want an apology for Michael Jackson. Then Oj appeared with a baseball bat and a basketball jersey screaming " I want a Hershey!" The cat said I'm so thirsty for some almond coconut milk ..cookies would complement that nice. or maybe I just stick with eating mice. So they all went back to Oj's house to watch Full House versus the Family Guy's spouse! and then the whole city got destroyed by a nuclear bomb developed by terrorists funded by your Mom! Sike!! - a short story by Warhologram

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