 My name is Jimmy his name is Jake and this is the weekly dumb Jake. How many collars you earn? I just counted it's four. It feels awful. I Hate starting my week out putting on this outfit But I do it for the people and we had a nice little kickoff to the weekend Dale Scott came by the warehouse We did some good stuff with him. The umpire is out to his book That is his and the umpires also are still dealing with pitch clock stuff Jake. That's the first sports story I wanted to talk about it's still hot in the streets is the MLB. There's the new rules We talked about a little bit, but now the players are fighting back your guy Scherzer with a little quick But he's loving the clock. He's playing a new game pitchers and our guy Wandy Peralta on the Yankees did this Which is my favorite strike out of the whole spring one more more viral clips like ever Well, the first pitch he threw the batter the batter wasn't even his eyes were like boom pitchers there And Scherzer's been doing that too So MLB had to send a memo out that was basically like guys. Let's not be dicks They have now said it that the batter has to be reasonably set in the batter's box Yeah, you know that unit of measurement. Yeah, you're reasonably set that wording is basically let's not be jerks Let's both play the game. What was this almost break down? You're telling me about crack deal Yeah This crocodile is trying to eat an elephant and the elephant is in the water and this crocodile is on its tail And it's good because it just looks like such a nuisance to the elephant. It's just spinning in circles like give up I'm not what you thought. I'm trying to eat me. Yeah, my tail is not even that's like the start dude Yeah, yeah, that's nothing I thought the elephant was gonna drag it to shore and just stomp it Yeah And so the video that I thought up in my head was way cooler in the end the elephant just kind of goes on With his day Zach remind me to send it to you know because normally animals getting eaten or any that kind of stuff Any animal stuff I get a little queasy. Yeah, there's a clip It's a big bird who's got big beak is trying to eat a capybara and like the math just doesn't work out Yeah, there's also that video Zach can send this is to Jake of that elephant who steps on that bird completely kills it See that's the kind of stuff I don't like and I want to get away from which leads us to the more sports, which is it's actually a pigeon getting trampled by a soccer ball This is good though. It's good defense by the pigeon and it is always like when there's birds in the outfield or Flying around as a sports friend yours like what if it did get hit and on this video the guy turns around Yeah, kicks the ball tries to pass it and it just bam feathers everywhere No, the pigeon does scurry off-screen, so we all get to imagine that it's healthy and happy and all that shit Anything is that birds out and here's the thing and you might be surprised at my angle on this when birds enter our space That's it. Like if I see a bird get shot down. I'm like, oh, we kind of that's a little fucked up The bird was just flying. I mean the Randy Johnson video birds on the field. Yeah soccer game birds on the field There's signs everywhere like you got to know we gave you guys and that's fine because I do believe that on a bird I believe that one bird Was in this is a lie Like in cage he went into his line. Yeah, so it was there. So just when it got trampled by that elephant It was on the elephant's turf. So you you are you're cool with that murder Have you seen my belt? Easy Batman in this where is she thanks groove life groove life Every day. What's the next thing Jake? I think it's this not. Oh, yeah, this is a good I don't know if you're a jazzy about this or not. I am in a way. I am in a way So the Perth museum museum. He said like a loser. I lied a little bit I knew you like the general concept of these stories like whenever it gets opened up to the people and they fuck up You like that they didn't fuck up. That's why so the Perth museum They put it to a pole to name their museum now. We've seen this happen and the General public fucks with everyone, you know, Bode McBoat face. Yeah, this time the name they chose Was Perth museum just straight to the point and I liked it at first I thought the public was like shut up. Yeah, but then I read some of the options They gave them and what they were doing the public here Jake was just spitting on the Creative of the Perth museum naming people like all your options. Thank just go with Perth. We were gonna give you a privilege But you stunk so we'd stays Perth museum the sparkling museum of Perth. It's bad the Victoria Drummond Museum That's someone's name. What is that to me? So her family members vote. Hey, here's a good idea. How about this girl and Perth on earth? That's not bad. It sounds a lot like earth to Murph, which is what I would say to this guy when you're in college I was a little zany. Earth to Murph! Hello, Earth to Murph! Perth on earth. They are gonna be the home to the Stone of Destiny Which I mean that just feels like a lie. The Stone of Destiny? That's like their main attraction What's it look like? If a Stone of Destiny Was cool, we would all already know about it. Like if the Stone of Destiny was... Is it a rock? Is it a rock? Is it a rock? It's so bad. It's this old shitty brick. What is it though? Come on! No way! Stone of Destiny? Nice. It's called you a little monkey. It's called you a little monkey, maybe I'll self laugh. Yeah, I mean, it's not wrong I don't know. Who do you want to give the employer the week to? I've been real mad at Jack Doyle for being funny lately Maybe it's Jack Doyle. Okay, and it's definitely not Zo. I think Zo likes this because he appreciates that he might he's up for a standalone award later on in life Right. So Jack gets it for now because he was great catching which pissed me off. Yeah The two catches were really cool at the end and some just some jokes that made me laugh And I was mad at him for being so funny I was never meditated in school and it's it's jacking. It's not zo and I don't want so to think about it this week at all That's good Today's episode was sponsored by groov life. Is it 2023? Yes Are you still using the same belt from 2003? 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It was a huge operation to get this stone of destiny a 400 mile journey A lot for that thing. Yes. Oh my god. What is this? The high court all standing around it like a newborn baby Jesus, but it's just a fucking cinder block I feel bad. I'm three paragraphs in I don't know what it is Oh, its other name is the stone of scone Which is a little cooler, which is a little more apropos for it Are people really mad at us that we don't know about this? I don't know I think we're gonna find out in the comments