 Go on super say it Hello Internet Welcome to top tier where this week we are going to rank every single animal crossing villager I am am Cole your host and today. I'm joined by the lovely Jordan and the lovely Andrew We have a lot of villagers to get through we're recording this the Monday before The new animal crossing game comes out. Mm-hmm so close. All right, so luckily this list has given us Them all by animal species so we can get all the lame birds out of the way yeah When we get to the koalas and the ostriches, it's just like s s s Yeah, let's get it started. We have golden honey the pinnacle of all existence s a b c d. I got it right this time Let's saboteur. Let's go first this angry bird Oh, you just said angry bird and now I hate it But in the seat here because it's green as well This guy looks like a some kind of British or Scottish bird No, he looks like given his like eyes. He looks like he'd be like super laid-back like rostafari, you know, no Man, I'm the bird man. I'm I'm culturally appropriating. I'm gonna go deep. Yeah. All right. I like this bird Yes, J. Yeah, I have J for AJ for AJ. All right. This bird looks like he's up to no good Yeah, what is that? Whoa, this bird is this is the girl from uh wind waker. Yeah. Oh, what the fuck. All right, we have this uh It looks like a demon. He looks like he's possessed. I kind of like it. Yeah, I kind of like bee Yeah, this guy's got like a watermelon shirt kind of but I like his like chill eyes Hey, he looks like a big old fruit. I want to take a bite out of him. We did it. We got the bird's done All right squirrels Well, that one goes in s. Yeah, he's a superhero. This guy sucks. Yeah, I don't know. He sucks He stinks. This guy's another guy up to no good. He needs some ointment Now it goes. Yeah, probably. A. S. He looks very sultry. He does. This nerd. Blame. D. I like her. Reminds me of like Sandy Squirrel. Like, is this Bob Sandy? Yeah, this guy fucking sounds D. He looks like a vampire squirrel. Oh my god. Oh my god. Is that his model? Oh my god. Yeah, somebody fucked up. I want to be that guy. I go S. This one looks like a raccoon. Hey, you can't trick me. Who do you think you are? You can't trick me. It's gonna be a recurring theme. Anyone who's up to no good. Yeah If they're plotting the bottom. If they're plotting my death. Yeah, there are not a lot of good pig characters in my opinion Not a fan. I'm not a fan. No This guy's Kind of cool. He looks like he wants to sell me something. He's selling something, but he's also in a marching band. Oh, that's true. He looks like Port from ruby I like his mustache. This reminds me of Peppa Pig. Oh, that's here. That makes it pretty good. Yeah We got a mess pig. She's got some good gossip. She got some good gossip. She makes me think of miss Piggy. Yeah Yeah, she does. She's average. She looks like she tries her best. Yeah, but she's got a bad haircut. She's got a bad hair. No, just I would never want to meet that in an alley. I don't like the small eye characters. No, I don't like you if Gus was to design Oh my god Average cuteness B. She's a little cuter. Yeah, she's a little cuter. Hey, he's a little not cuter. Whoa S I'm just thinking of the meme. Who is she? This guy doesn't have the same kind of icon as everyone else. I don't know anything about him. I don't either D I don't like what I don't know. All right, we're making Well I don't have time in my village for this much worry That's true. Yeah, and no dead people That's the that's the whoa. Yeah. No. Thank you. His name is stitches. I think he's like the frankenstein one This next one's tami. Is tami. What's her deal? She's got gossip player and B She's got gossip. Yeah, his name is Vladimir and he's pink. I feel like he's cursed. He's cursed. No curses Now this guy rules. That's he's pretty cool. That's pretty good. This is a this guy's a weave so I can relate. Yeah Is A His name is Caesar. He just hasn't he says he's in a though. He's lying to us. He's lying. You know what? I like the gumption. We like superheroes. Yes. Yes. You can put them next week. Yeah, we have two and four Uh, this one has a weird mustache. I think it's lipstick. Oh, yeah, it's still in D. Her name's alley short for Alligator It looks like the dragon from dragon ball z shenron. Okay, that's good shenron gets a c She's got some gossip. Yeah, she does. She's got she's got I like those. All right koalas all koalas s Yes, push them definitely this guy. He's way I don't know. He might be golden honey. Do we want to put all koalas because look at these two? Uh They can go to as low as b that's sydney. That's the capital of australia It's not but yeah, this is yuka eucalyptus. Oh, hell yeah, girl It's high on the yuka eucalyptus Apollo s tier. Apollo is s tier. Yep. Why are there robot ones? They're trying to blend into society This one's like trying to be a parrot. Yeah, but you're not. Yeah, you can't let her be there Nice try this guy. I like him. This guy is a parrot. I like him. His name is keaton A keaton a and eaters all s. This is definitely starting to skew our list. We can be biased On species all I'm saying is yeah All right penguins, I I find the most like Polarizing that guy's gonna go on an adventure and I want to go This one's dead He's got a bad haircut. I don't like that one. She's got gossips Sassy These two are gossiping. Oh, look they have the same kind of shirt. They're definitely at like coffee shops. Hi Yeah, why are you putting so high? Hi because he's got so high He's got a flame shirt though. He looks guy fury. You don't have a lot of bulls I can only judge them by their cover. Yeah, but see just all of them and see dump them all in see Yeah, I don't like these mice. Can we make a separate tier for mice the mice? Yeah, there we go That's our extra. There it is our extra list rats rats Anka S s s she's my golden honey bob also gets ass treatment. Yeah, I'm gonna debate for him to be golden honey later Uh-oh kabuki s kabuki's s. Yeah, he's a grumpy kabuki cat. I love him. Oh, this guy What number is he? He's one put him up by the over there by midnight. Remember he was number one Oh, wait, how'd you get out of how'd you get another mice? Yeah? Oh, no nice try mice try She's got gossip. She's got gossipy small eyes. I don't trust you Who are you? What the fuck no get out of my town. This is a lucha one stinky his name stinky Have a taste good. Hey, hey, wow He's got a lot going on. He's trying. He looks like uh, it looks like the bus cat It looks like he's got gossip, but doesn't want to share it. Why do they both got bb shirts? And we got buck The buck stops here I also don't trust horses. Yeah, the real-life animals don't trust him Yeah, there we go. I mean grip all the zealots together except for gammon. Which number is she? She's number seven, which is weird because there's no five or six like that old prank where it's like you release his pigs One two and four Actually happen to my high school. Really? Yeah, this guy's kind of cool. I like him It looks like in the negative space his mouth is just wide open Oh This guy is clay And I have no other information. That's kind of cool if he's made out of clay some sort of golem Yeah, small eyes d but I love this guy. His name's ham free He'd be like the the big fat one in ham taro. Yeah Goods. No Put him in mice He's a mouse kangaroos kangas these all have little babies in their pouch. Yeah, they're all mamas Where did the dad is one of them is kit? She was first girlfriend. Yeah every day just go and give her gifts Did she ever acknowledge you? Yeah, she gave me letters Did she talk about how it was difficult raising a child on her own and she wishes she had help I'd give her like oranges every day. Yeah, I like the ideas of kangaroos But the more I'm looking at them the more average they look out. He doesn't have a kid He's a unique kangaroo, which I think pushes him up to be definitely. Yeah We haven't even gotten to rabbit yet. We haven't gotten to rabbits. We haven't gotten to actual bears There's so many this one kind of looks stressed out. Uh, I will say I had ebburt in my first animal crossing village He was like, yeah, he was like the one who was like, I had to go check on him a lot because I knew he was probably stressing out about something So I he didn't have it easy You didn't help him out. I tried I sent him oranges every day elephants elephant. I like Yeah, there you go. There we go. We got the team. We've assembled the teams assembled Yeah, he's like welcome to my town. I don't like how this one's staring straight at me. Put it in D. Yeah Don't ever look at me again. And then I want to put her she's made of porcelain and she's an elephant. That's cool I like themed villagers. We got pilot mummy girl and then there's bob kooky bob Bob's the bomb which is great. The best theme of all. He's high, but he's just covering up This guy looks like a jock who's also a nerd Yeah, what are you? We don't know. Put him in C. Be one dimensional. This is unis. I had her in my village I think she's s2. She reminds me of mrs. Dumpfire. This one's name is muffy, which is a horrible name Yeah, that's one going to my mice mice no clowns. No clowns in my neighborhood Wendy Wendy I think this is Bruce Bruce. I think I had him in my village and he's a jock and Yeah, jocks are so fake. They're so funny. They're so fake. They're kind of looking a little clowny. I don't like it Does she have gossip? That's what we got. She looks like she got goss. She's like doing this. Like, oh, I'll never tell She's got the resting bitch eyes. Yeah This guy kind of looks like a reindeer. I like him interesting. Is this Eric? I think this is Eric. We know a good Eric. You know some bad Eric's too We're probably talking about the same Eric. This is the only tiger that I kind of like because he's a Siberian tiger Oh, and his name is Rolf. That's a good name. I had Bianca in my village. I didn't like her Fucking bitch. This guy's the only like actual tiger. He looks like Garfield. His name is Rowan, but he looks like Oh, he does look. I was gonna say he looks like Tony the tiger and then you ruined it dogs Yeah, kind of got some weird eyes. This is biscuit. Never mind. Cute name. This biscuit I love biscuit. Biscuit is like one of the sweetest. I had biscuit in my town. I liked him This guy's got worry written all over his face. He's like So we got I love this mummy. Mummy dog s I say a why I don't like mummy dog Too spooky. We can't okay mummy cat. We can't have mummy dog. I understand. They fight each other. Who is this? I don't know. He sucks. This guy's name is chef. He's got me I like him. He's a shepherd dog. Yeah, I thought he was just weird. That's a good dog What do we feel about this? That's a cool stash. Dad bear. His name is beard out Hey I love the straightest face I've ever seen Be this guy's very angry. I don't want and his name is groucho Why would you want him in your town? She just wants a hug. Yeah. Yes. I would hug you Hippos. I definitely don't like this guy. No, sorry hippos. You're not rhinos. Get a horn You're horny. I'm just gonna go like off looks. Yeah, b c Whoa a little egghead over here Nerd jocks only This is the kid I always wanted to be I'm just bullying the nerds. I like the tomato one tomatoes are cool s or a for me A as s these ducks have good haircuts. They do. These ducks have very good. She looks sassy, too Put her in b. She's got big eyes, but what is she doing with him? He looks tired. He looks very sick I don't want a sickly duck Social distancing this guy like plays rugby or something. Yeah, that's pretty cool, but he's a jock though. Yeah Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot nerds only I like most goats except for this one. Yeah, but it's because it's got glasses. You're immediately. What are you saying? I like this guy. He's like, oh, I'm so tired. He's like, I'm just wandering around What's her name? That's a cool name though. Yeah, see All ostriches are s. They're pretty cool s. I think maybe him be do we want All right. Oh, hey, I got all ostriches in a fine I will say the flamingo and peacock. This is graveston. Grants. That's a great as in brian cranson Say my name is that a flamingo? This is a flamingo s pretty cool And he goes in s s I mean, I would even be willing to say he's like golden honey contention. No, I would fight you on that to the death What Coco? It's Coco. This is Coco. Yeah, she's she's the one. This is awesome I love her s because s I want to take a bite out of her, but also I'm like she frightens my dreams Uh, I'm I'm getting clown vibes Is that an eyebrow? Like a oh a chunk of hair. I don't like it. I love this I'm just getting mr. Popo vibes. Look at this guy. This guy's name is guest on I had him in my original one. I like a son. He's kind of mean He was a mean villager. He would be higher if he wasn't so mean for me I love this one reminds me of genji my favorite overwatch character a a yeah, what is going on? I don't know get a real face like a cat Get a real face loser. This is mera. Is she like a sailor scout? Oh, is that what she's doing? Yeah, put her nest here. I like him too. This is snake. I like him I like him Tiffany oh She's a fucking bitch and you know it frog town all frogs suck. I really there's look at this guy Look at that second guy with a little mustache. Oh, I like him. He's got to be the highest ranking. Yeah I would put him in a I'm getting caring vibes Some of these frogs look like if I touch them I would get sick like that one this one's sweet This is a very good frog. This one looks like just look like kappas. They look like kappas and they're gonna eat me So be no No curses That's a coronavirus. He's doing very good. I appreciate the uh, I hope he stays in his house. Yeah Well, if not, he's got a little mask. Who's playing rocket league get out of here. I don't know. Why is this open? Close close your steam close your steam coal. Oh, I like this guy. I don't his name is wart jr What is what does wart senior look like? I don't like I've ever had a monkey villager. No, I've not either I like this one. He's a jock. No jocks nerds only Don't like him. She's a clown. Yeah, get out of here clown. This guy's like He's the cool guy. He's like the font. A is the font. Put him in ass. Yeah. All right last last section is rhinos Oh, I had this guy. I forget his name and his name might be spike or something I'd put him in ass. Yeah. Okay. The next one is the cake one Yeah, she looks like a little cake. Yeah, that's oh All right, we did it. We All of them. Jesus Christ. It's almost lunch time. Now we have to do the golden honey. Oh, right Bro, you get a bob. It's an onka for me. I think alice. Look how cute. Yeah, but let's do this He's wearing like a barbershop little twirly thing. Is she gonna cut my hair without me knowing? Yeah, all right fine You came up very quickly. He wants lunch. I will fight for onka Really two out of one, but Bob Bob's great. Bob's good. Bob's great, but onka's great. If it's two against one then bob gets top at top of this tier Look at her. Praise her. Praise onka. I will share this uh list with everyone. Yeah, you can do your own Only thing I'll change is put bob Yeah, I'm not gonna go through this whole thing. We did every animal crossing village here I want to play the game. Maybe by the time you guys see it. We'll already be playing animal crossing I can only hope right. Bye. 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