 I went with the John Merant jersey because I thought it was gonna give us luck and I'm all in two So it feels as though I have no choice but to switch it up. I'm not even gonna lie to you I didn't even order this jersey I ordered a bunch of jerseys for this series John Merant being one of them a few that you haven't yet seen and then all of a sudden I don't know what happened over there at Nike comm but they just like slipped in a shade jersey and it just showed up I was like, all right, but I guess I'll take it. Honestly. There's no better feeling than when a guy just slips it in without you I was really grateful for that, but let's talk about this team. It's wheel of 2k episode number three It's always exciting to see the boys. I hope you guys are loving the series so far. We got John awesome We just pulled Kawhi so we've got Kawhi and Michael Porter from packs which is huge because this team would be so much worse without them Jimmy Butler finally got an upgrade. We took him from his gold to the next best tier which was Ruby So he's four upgrades away from being maxed out. I think it'll be a lot easier to score with him too when he's like this So that's good. Barley Anthony Towns has been okay. He's been wishy-washy But Michael Porter Jr. is pretty damn good last game, although I got ran by like 30 points last game So let's try to never do that ever again. Other than that, I'm pretty much ready to get into this episode. I feel pretty good I've switched up to Jersey. Hopefully that's the difference maker. Although I can't imagine that's what it is It's Salt Lake City Mommy Milk Mart. ArcMatter or Galaxy Opal Center. That's what we're looking for Let's milk some mothers gentlemen, let's get a good spin right here graveyard graveyard Kirilliko all right, so graveyard I can get any player that got sent to the graveyard because I didn't win So that's Andre Kirilliko and Lamello ball. The problem is I don't think he can play at center I think he's small for a power forward So I'm gonna move Mowgli to center no more Mulbamba Michael Porter will come in as well my small forward off The bench will be Zach Levine a shooting garbage Jalen Green and Russell will be my point guard I actually really like that to actually build some bench depth this early pretty gnarly if I lose twice with Kirilliko I just literally deserve to not have but potentially getting him back is amazing because holy shit He was so good the one game. We had me drop like 23 sharp shooter. He rebounds. He blocks He plays defense. I want him on my team. This is awesome It's not really what I wanted. I would have liked like a super good center like a yelming or a shack or something I'll survive here. I feel really good right now gentlemen getting Kirilliko back makes me feel like super good And if we take a look at our cheat sheet as you know the rules of wheel of 2k There's 12 games depending on my record at the end of the 12th game That's what I got to do we're all in two so literally everything is on the board except for the really good stuff for me Let's get one win on the board So I don't have to streak an NFL game as of right now I technically still could streak an NFL game best case scenario right now since I've already got two losses on the board if I Played perfectly I could be 10 and 2 but I think I'm gonna lose at least three more games And a tattoo and playing 2k high are kind of where I'm shooting if I fall lower than that I'm in trouble dude. Hey boys John Meranke, Kauai Leonard, Jimmy Butler, Andre Kirilliko, Carlin Tinktaun And I got the Shea Guild just Jersey to power me through and of course the wheel of 2k challenge wheel the challenge wheel has been my saving grace I've played like shit in my first two episodes. We need something here This has a cheese spin It's 20 points newest player our newest players Kirilliko technically because he's a graveyard if I drop 20 with Kirilliko I complete the challenge Lord bless me with the worst 2k player of all time. This is a good start He's got the dark matter mellow other than that playable. Let's run it boys Got to the best game of our career right here get a thumb on the board. Oh shit. There's a female ref We're fuck. This is not good. I didn't even I wasn't even really thinking about shit The new cat already getting a board up I need 20 with Kirilliko still it looks like he's got mellow as his center I think cats can have a big game here. Let's go Kirilliko. Hey free lamp. Let's do the trifecta Let's get Kirilliko 20 Jimmy Butler 10 and let's get a dub to walk this up nice and slow We don't got a force anything sure kawaii Good to you Kirilliko I'm just gonna go up on him. I'll bear in you that hurts. Oh, that's too open Free bucket. Yep. Hey, let's just keep doing that. We'll worry about Kirilliko. We'll let Kirilliko score as he scores We don't got a force it. He wants to pass that right. Oh a little bit late. All right Don't take the screen go underneath. Oh Jesus and a shot. Was that supposed to be? Jalen Green Jalen Green come on, baby We started this game off hot and now we are cold. Oh, there's Russ for freebie. Oh, just kidding Okay, you're gonna play off Kirilliko. Clearly it was a smart move. Clearly you're a genius, bro Fuck. This is like really painful to play and to watch Come on dude, I don't have no idea. We're gonna get back in this game, but dude. I'm demoralized I just I don't know if I'm so much worse than last year or what it is But I just can't do anything, man. Do I have to suck it up an off ball? Oh, I see you Porter Porter is shooting the lights out. Let's go good pump. Yeah, I figured they get him jumping. Whoo in the middle of the lane Oh, I thought that was walking file, sir. I See you Kirilliko. Oh bad shot bad shot. I did not see Rodney coming over. Oh wait now He's not quite on pace. We did just cut it to a three-point ball game. Oh, no job That's supposed to be a drive good board. No, I was my This is my punishment for off-balling. I can't fucking play offense job easy to green it up 23 24 boys This is what I deserve. I deserve. Oh my god. Why is the game reward you for off-balling? This is horrible They should do something like if you off-ball like you're like so much worse on defense or something This is my super villain backstory, bro. He can't get around him. He can't do anything I just watched my computer do it. Okay, John. You could have a free one in the middle and you can drill it Why you want to hit one? Oh, just go to pick a wide It's slam-dotted on right now. He can't string it together Wait, yikes. He did that on three dudes. All right. All right. He's back on the board. Oh He grades it that's 11 for the boy two seconds One second. He doesn't understand the shot clock. Oh, there's cat easy bucket. Yes, sir 33 27 extending the lead This game is so much easier when you off-ball and I hate myself The mommy milkers are officially the scummiest team in the league They are getting on the board for a win. Hopefully take this and then I'm gonna go off of three That's not a cure. Oh, let go. How much you have cure lingo? I think it's 14 I feel so bad that I'm an oddball you know. Hey, it's still worked All the way to the rack he crossed Now you want to do a layup now you want to do a layup when you got a free lane But when there's two dudes in front of you you want to do a triple 360 backflip reverse dunk dude Seven-point ball game 16 for the man himself. I got five seconds here. Oh Jimmy Jimmy Hey Jimmy's on the board with no time left if I could get eight points out of Jimmy four out of cure lingo No, does he have 18 now? I don't know but if I could do all that and win this you'll be the fattest W of an episode because we have the range quit and this I'm so mad myself though The only way I was able to do any of this was by off-balling. All right, Jimmy buckets cure Lingo's out so so that's no bueno, but hey, you know what you know what? Not a good shot Who's where who's where? Where's Jimmy? All right, I'm on ball now I'm on ball out of guilt now and it's working yikes. Give me the high screen go. Oh darn it mellow played that perfectly He may be a fk may have left his Ah ha ha Wait, no, I didn't get Jimmy butler or cure like a cure like one 18. I Didn't meant this with that. All right You know what we do get another spin on the radio wheel and we lock in cure like oh, and we're one and two which is amazing Damn it. I was gonna get the next Jimmy butler shoot. Hey, right screw wheels up I'm glad we got to play something sucked because we needed it real bad But I didn't get Jimmy or cure like oh, oh so sad about that. All right. Let's see what this is Team wheel galaxy opal. All right, so one spin on the team. We all let you boys see this We get any galaxy opal, but they must come from this team. I'm really sure what's gonna help me here Atlanta Hawks Wizards Poverty poverty team for that. I'm not even alive. I guess I can't really say that I don't know 2k players Gilbert arenas Actually, I love Gilbert arenas. I think Jai is still the starter, but dude an insane point guard off the bench That's gonna be my scoring guy off the bench. No doubt 12 to 50 Gilbert arenas level up awesome stats wizards galaxy opal love to see it, baby So Gilbert arenas Dennis Robin Jaylen Green Michael Porter and Evan Mobley off the bench I kind of don't like Evan Mobley at center off the bench I'd like a legitimate center off the bench the new cat played way better than the old cat new cat almost had a double double I got him two more points cure like oh amazing as always Jimmy butler not so great still But he'll get there kawai with print. Oh, I could start Gilbert arenas. Couldn't I instead of kawai? You know no no I could but I want a good score off the bench like someone I can really trust and that's gonna be Gilbert arenas Finally on the board. Oh my god. It took me so long. I'm finally on the board We're one and two so streaking an NFL game is off naked mile is still on I gotta go on a win streak at some point Right, it's the same Jersey. All right boys. Hey, I love you. Thanks so much as always see the next episode. Peace