 Put a finger down if you're an anti-feminist and a fundamentalist who believes that traditional American values should be brought back into the household Because your husband is the sole provider of your home That's what I thought shots ought to be in a real woman Just kidding kill all men. Hee hee This is why men cares about your body count Women ever since the beginning of time have always been seen as the prize as Something to be pursued chased fought for and won over The reason is because men see you as valuable women used Used to appreciate that about man Y'all used to appreciate the man putting an effort to go after you and prove to you why you should give yourself to him During this entire time though Many men would be trying to get at you and because you were careful about who you said yes, too You usually said yes to one man and that one man was your man for life So then it was worth it to put effort into winning you over because at the end of the day The man had something to be proud of something he wouldn't be embarrassed showing to world as only his Went on a date with this man. He was so sweet and paid for everything But after seeing him eat mushrooms in his pasta, it's a no-go for me. Thanks for being a cool date So I met her with this lady at a restaurant called Mariettes Nice little mesquite food restaurant that was close to both our houses So when she shows up the first thing I thought was I got catfish Because she looks nothing like the pictures that's on her profile The second thing I thought was she must be pregnant because she had a pot that she didn't have And it didn't go with her figure So we sit down at the table and she keep complimenting my looks But I can't compliment her back because she wasn't attractive At all and she was also two different colors her arms her chest and her neck was dark skin But her face was light skin. She had so much got makeup on I didn't know who I was I was on a date with and I can tell she didn't have no hair because she had a part in her wig Now it's too early for halloween but she came dressed in a costume any f***ing way But I digress. Let me continue with the story So we order our food right I'll order myself a uh vegan fajita But the first thing she orders is this big ass margarita and then she tried to order me one I said no I'm good. I don't drink outside of my house But the real reason I didn't want to drink because I didn't want to drink Because I didn't want to drink because I didn't want to drink because I didn't want to drink But the real reason I didn't want to drink because I didn't want anything Changing my inhibitions because I didn't want to wake up with that in the morning. Hell no So I really want this to be over with because I am not enjoying myself And she's one of those that want to talk and tell me all her mother f***ing problems About all the s*** going on with her other baby daddies and s*** Our food finally come and I'm trying my best to eat fast right So I can pay this bill getting in my car and go to f***ing home I take a good three bites and this girl take a fork that she was just eating with And put it in my plate to taste some of my food When I tell you that I got so got f***ing upset I push the plate away and I look back I say why the hell would you do that? And I didn't say it nice I asked her why the hell would you do that Why would you put your nasty s*** for in my plate So I'm livid I'm mad mad because if you know me I don't I don't do s*** like that I like I don't I don't share food you ain't gonna put your your nasty s*** for in my plate Don't ask me for the s*** if you wanted it you should have ordered the s*** I'm pissed right so I call the waiter over and I say hey um this is gonna be two separate checks I'm gonna go in and pay for mine so I can get the hell out of here All right so she was like wait you that mad open the hell you the f*** yeah Who the f*** does that just the first time I'm meeting you You know what I'm saying you want to put your nasty s*** in my food s*** When I tell you that she almost got cursed the f*** out I just left I left angry I just left Excuse me sir if I'm so talentless then how come I can do this Can you do that? I don't think so Joe that requires a little talent that I possess You can also do other tricks so think before you speak Hi Dan I just moved in next door I'm a supermodel I don't care who the IRS sends I am not paying taxes So I posted a picture on my snapchat store and I was like if any guy buys the lingerie in my cart I will let you see me in them in person So I filled my card up mind you I had bought it like as soon as I filled it up But my car ended up being like maybe $268 for the lingerie So I ended up having like I want to say 13 or 14 guys be like hey did anyone buy it yet? Did anyone buy it yet? So I'd be like no still sitting there so obviously like I took a screenshot of my cart not bought yet because guys want to think they're the only ones doing it So yeah like 12 guys ended up cash app in me like the amount for my cart And then I just sent them all the exact same pictures and it was done And yeah so now I have a bunch of cute lingerie and I ended up making like what maybe 1500 off of nothing Put a finger down if you've always had a type and you love to hook up with athletes and everyone s*** on you for it until the MLB just came back and I realized the pussy power I have because if I f*** one of them I can ruin the entire MLB season who's laughing now huh put your finger down KK Why am I Decided that because I was feeling crappy put an effort into my Funny how you're gonna put effort into your appearance and not your nutrition Maybe then you won't feel so crappy, huh? Hi effort, huh? I'm a god in s*** supermodel I know yeah I also run multiple successful businesses I know I know it's not much effort though I also work out five days a week I know um so many mental gymnastics to to get from your leap over here now that's effort yeah um I don't know you know I really I don't really have much else to say because you know you roasted laughs in fat checks and good mental health I love that video go watch it it has great points when comes to dating yes women have more options but quantity of options does not determine quality of options which somewhat ties to a point I want to make there's a double standard when it comes to dating under patriarchy women are always told to settle down how many of you heard oh he's such a nice guy you should give him a chance see women are often told that and this courage to go after what they actually want and who they are actually attracted to a woman will date men they're not attracted to because it will be more comfortable so they're told to settle for the bare minimum or less that's because patriarchy doesn't want ambitious women but they're often called stuck up or like told to get over themselves they're attacked by misogynistic people for knowing their own worth knowing what they will and won't tolerate men on the other hand are always encouraged to be go-getters they're encouraged to go after what they want instead of what is safest this encourages a dangerous level of entitlement because they're always told to pursue what they want who they want no matter how the person they're pursuing feels they're still told to be entitled to get them they're told that real men fight for what they want they're told that if they love them they should never let go they're told that she's only playing hard to get this encourages toxic and dangerous behavior from stalking to harassing to getting violent when they're rejected they're generally not told to settle for someone who's going to be nice to them now they're told to pursue what they want and be entitled to it as opposed to women who are told to settle for someone who's going to be nice to them another example how patriarchy coddles men no matter how many more options women have choices in life you can either win it or rock with it and you're only stressing because you haven't given up a week mother would have folded by now instead of saying why me when it's hard they try me because you're a powerful mother you don't need to explain your journey to nobody these do not waste their time explaining to flies why honey is better than shit go eat some sage and shove a crystal up your mother because you're not letting anybody with your spiritual hygiene and don't be afraid to shake that ass and misbehave i love you for you guys saying that i don't cook dinner she's lying because hell house she didn't even work babe yo i cook this okay so this is probably going to trigger some people but you know what i don't even care because it needs to be said and i'm not picking at this guy in general okay so don't be coming after him um there were several comments like this and so i just wanted to address it okay first off 90 of the time people who say stuff like this don't even have a pot to piss in okay she isn't taking half of your rented house okay she isn't taking half of the car that was once paid for but now has a title loan out on it maybe y'all had a couple of kids together and now you have to be responsible and pay child support but guess what that's just life okay regardless of what happens you have to take care of your kids it's just going to happen now do i think there are certain scenarios where things maybe don't come out you know uh you know fair as fair as they need to yes but you know what if you expect your wife to be a stay at home mom you know her whole life or whatever and then you get pissed off when you go and cheat on her and she ends up filing for divorce and gets alimony well my suggestion to you is don't cheat i was on a date with this very beautiful spawn of satan and anyway she decides to bring up her divorce in detail and after about 30 minutes i'm sitting there you know eating my pasta trying to get through it because this is this is not a fit at this point and um i asked was he a good man she said yeah he just worked all the time so i said i asked well was he good to his kids there was two of them was he good to his kids she said yeah she says um but to get what i want i had to say he must have one of them completely thrown back by that i i just i really didn't know what to say and i said i said did your attorney know this she said yes she's the one suggested that i say it