 this video, and 15 minutes later, this happens. Had the santa suit, had the glow sticks, already was a plague doctor, how did you know? I have to get my reward from Dr. Shepard. And why aren't you in uniform? Yeah, it's going to take me a second to reach you and help you with your problem. What's more important than fixing the SRAs? I'm just going to have to die. That's fair. Fair. What is it this time? Well, if you give SCP number 19, we'll need a soda and a- Send in the next applicant. Hey Sherman, remember me! So, you want to be an SCP? Let's start with your name. Sir Reginald Romano Regales de Thad. Gotcha. What sort of anomalous abilities do you possess? Extremely enhanced sense of smell, including anomalous and magical properties inside of items, including the pestilence. Tell me about your backstory. Once a scientist who found this mask, which is the actual anomalous item, they gave him these powers which drove him nuts because you can now smell evil things, which is why he uses a shotgun to hunt them. Why do you want to be an SCP specifically? Everybody else seems to think it's a good idea. Plus, it will actually define Reggie against 049, finally. So, if you know, here I am. Now, while I can't give you a proper SCP number until you're on the main database, I can, in the meantime, give you an SCP OC number. What number would you prefer? Hmm, how about 4730? Alright, proceed to the next room. And that's why my sister won't eat duck. That makes so much sense. Oh, security! Go to the buckethead cell. We can't have Reggie being the invincible buckethead. That's too much power. But, he's not quite the idiot that aces, and he can be quite cynical. Security, just shoot him. Wait, really? Yeah, just shoot him. I think it's gonna work. I knew it. He just didn't believe enough. What if I told you you had the gun? It's on you completely, but that was a really obtuse way to phrase that. Probably leave. Yeah, get back to your cell. I'll call cleanup. Tests failed. Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm. you know that I can hear you Reggie my office you know you're going back into the box right the game of the foot begin test where it is correct that's not how that works success you see the bucket is not the anomaly in this test the subject is the subject is both a reality bender and idiots as long as he believes in the bucket it will protect it and bother Reggie as a bonus here on scp tiktok there's a lot of jokes about harming scp 999 I'm gonna put 999 in a blender I'm gonna shove 999 in the microwave I'm gonna blip 999 into the back rooms but the thing you gotta remember is that 999 is gonna be fine that little guy can separate and reconstitute at will this experiment is basically between an immortal Jello child possibly of the Scarlet King and well you know an idiot wake up how you feeling exactly what I warned you would happen if you went near that thing black and decker pack a record slices dice to circumcises what no the D-class from the war orphanage the war fins get back in containment don't care like your brain like your brain what do you want to go back in your room obviously okay sounds fun Reginald looking forward to having you around the site and fun tangent this also inspires me to talk a little about the levels of canonicity you encounter when dealing with the scp community the first level is the easiest if it's on the wiki it's canon but because of the writing quality stands on the wiki this is actually the hardest level to reach and so I don't suggest it is your first outing making a new character you don't want to start by trying to make them canon and then you've got myself dr. Sherman I'm in a weird zone I like to call canon but just barely I exist in literally one dialogue box of one scp we only know three canon facts about dr. Sherman he works at site 42 he liked Raymond Hamm and he's mad that scp 049 killed him everything else you know about dr. Sherman liking 999 going bad from testing 4521 the cat made waifu 049 crusade all of that is just tiktok fandom fun and honestly I don't think if any of that was canon it would make it any more fun I think we're having a good time without that the next level below that on the canon meter would be things that look like scps but aren't actually them this is like me treating every plague doctor like 049 even the female ones if they use the gender switching stone every big footer sasquatch being an scp 1000 instance and every tree being damaged is scp 4521 I'll often get comments that say that's not 049 that's just a plague doctor you can't make every plague doctor 049 it's my page just watch me but honestly it doesn't affect or ruin their content when I do this their original content is still there for you to go watch also my platform is weirdly big now and so it helps them get views and followers when I do that and I know you wouldn't know it from your side of the phone but I'm actually mutuals with a lot of these creators and if they ask me to stop I totally would and at the lowest level of canonicity you have things that aren't even remotely related to scps things like the reality-bending banana the customer service entity and yes cony hawk you and I both know that these aren't actually scps but reacting to them as an scp researcher would what can I say it's been fun for me to make and fun for you to watch I hope this explanation has given you some insights into how and why I make the content I make and hopefully helps you to make your own in the future secure contain protect thank you for listening site 42 studios and its staff are funded by viewers like you please become a patron or visit our merch store at the link in our bio to support our work secure contain protect