 We in church right now dude. This sounds like a Christian band Welcome to PGA tour 2k 21. My name is John and my job Is to get you swing in that club like a pro in as little time as possible. Let's crack into it Why is this a fricking adobe premiere pro tutorial? I don't mean to diss the dude that made this but what what that sounds like a weird YouTube video All right They got a dude from Fiverr to do this for $5 Guaranteed I'm going all the way back, baby. That's a freaking Big swing you will get feedback as to how accurate your shot was in the bottom right-hand corner in the middle of that circle There's a white stripe. Oh my god. I'm gonna come and that is where you're in comedy needs to live That was shot the more narrow your swing plane will be so pick good job That's what we're looking for. Yeah, it is. All right time to Pull back on the swing stick the farther you pull back the stronger your putt will be I don't even fucking need a tutorial. I'm skipping all of it. I'm skipping all of it I don't need it Hold on hold on hold on if you want stop everything Are they allowed to say that legally are they? I don't think they are all right. Here we go. This is what I've been waiting for. This is where I create my character Let's go into the I am oh Enter the name if the If the queef nester, oh my god, man, that's so funny appearance. This is what I want Let me do my worst cranium height Yeah, give me that short cranium short and wide give me that showed cranium baby throat They have a slider for my throat. I can take a lot. There's no middle sliders here. It's only a zero or a hundred Let's have a big. Well, do we want big nose or do we want to be Voldemort? They're gonna be Real in eyes What an unfortunate soul what an unfortunate soul Oh my god, that's so gross oh my god, I don't know what she's grosser. Oh my god. I want to kill him. Okay, we'll go with Yeah, yeah, no, it's this one. It's this one. He has golf ball eyes Bruh Yeah, we're doing it weathering. Oh He's weathered for sure. Can I have a custom skin tone? Just make him. Oh yuck forehead pimples just like me. You got some acne boy All right eye bags. You've got the most you are Tired bro eye bag pimples. We're really going there dude You didn't need to add this much detail dog. You really didn't Laughline pimples. Why are you putting pimples everywhere? I mean I kind of a great appreciate it But he is the tallest skinniest man. He can only be 180. I want him to be 77 inches How tall is 77 inches and feet and inches? 64 I want him to be 64 and like 85 pounds, but I guess we'll go with that What is this select one of you want to start the pga tour? Duh idiot All right, I Want you to stop talking and I want to get golfing. All right Are you kidding me dude Perfect Trilly Perfect man. Look at that right down the fairway. I don't want the commentary volume I don't want to hear what they have to say about me. I know what I have to say about you know. Oh My god a little bit to the right, but by Jebus that was good for birdie. Let's see what we've See what we got here hold a pot line. All right All right. Oh, just a little bit too much just a little just a smidge. It's all right. We'll get it for par Well, we'll get you third power just Just a smidge. Oh my god. I'm gonna kill myself. Listen. This is my first hole of my pga career if the queen Will be winning this tournament. Okay. I need to turn my phone. It's getting hot here dude. All right Winding up for the next hole drive the ball to almost 300 yards now. That's pretty big Not as as as much power as I wanted But that's okay. I can make that. I make that with a 12 iron. Is that a real club? I Don't know. Okay. Okay. Oh, that's good Might not be able we might have to chip it in from there. Yeah, just wave to the fans, you know Don't pay attention. Chip it in chip it in. Come on. Let's see what we got for this All right, easy peasy Huh, there we go. There we go. If the queefnester a perfect game. All right, third Oh a nice par three. Okay. All right. Oh Shanked it to the left. We're gonna be in the sand aren't we? You know every perfectionist makes a mistake At some point, you know every perfect player We're gonna go there All right, I want to chip it in but it's okay. All right. Let's see Where we're going. Oh almost perfect pot. Just a little there. Oh It's a little quick, but it'll play. Oh sorry I'm in 27th. Is that what that is? I want it. I need to be first. Oh, I'm in fourth. Okay, cool. I Don't know why I'm seeing these other dudes dude. I don't Need to see these other men Strike the ball all I need to see is myself strike the ball I need some soft penis debutant to whatever that quote is from the office little to the left a Little to the left that'll play That will play my bleached eyebrows. No, exactly So we need to go come on, baby Don't come up short kill someone man. That was close. That is a nice drive a Nice drive. I think that will play very nicely. All right Let's go to the let's go to the green Right here. Let's see. I'm gonna go right about there Yep. All right. It's going a little bit to the right. This is good. Oh, that is very nice Not a bad pot that we have going. What's the commentary here? I'm doing. I don't know. I Feel like I'm much more official than I am Okay Should go in right? I've been lied to I have been lied to that was the perfect putt Are you kidding me? This is why the American education system. What plays am I in mine fifth? Six what am I gonna tell my mom? What am I going to tell my mom? I gave up everything for this, you know Didn't hit hard enough and I think shanked it. It's in the rough I'm so disappointed in myself if I use a driver. Am I okay? I have to chip it in alright It's going this way. So we're gonna Not enough It's all right. It's all right. I'm gonna go a little bit that way What do I do here? I've embarrassed myself I've embarrassed myself up In front of the entire league. Oh my god. Oh My god, I might as well give up man. I'm probably in seventh now Wow, I'm a whiz with numbers Little to the right. Come on go to the left. Stay in the green Nice Coming going good. I like that. I like that a lot. All right. I think I can get a birdie here Just a little bit to the left just a little bit. Oh my god. Oh my god That caused me to win Kevin Cosner is his first place I don't know he played golf Damn, actually he probably doesn't play golf. Golf is the whitest sport ever It's tennis more white than golf. Let me know in the comments below. Let me go Out here When I say Well, I'm on I can make it pop from here. All right 21 foot pot Too fast it's a bummer. That is a bummer, dude I'm so much farther away than I thought I was Jesus. What the hell? Come on. Don't come up short. There we go. Not bad. That is a nice Drive you don't get much better than that. Oh, you're in the sand can't relate dude. Oh my god, Jesus Well, you chipped it in. All right, you stop rolling Stop it. This is a fair play right here. This is a big putt But Nothing we can't handle Again too hard. God damn it. That was for the win, dude We're gonna lose because of that one stroke We're gonna lose because this is embarrassing Should I hit it farther? I'm rushing and now I'm in the sand for sure. I'm in the sand I think this is cool. Come on, baby Come on, baby. Keep the queefnester, dude. Oh my boy One round of golf takes a million years, dude. Okay. What are we working with here? All right. All right a little bit of that and a little bit of this that's chipping in chipping in What not quite oh easy putt easy putt. Can we get some pugs and chat? Thank you for this easy putt When you think about it You think hey What does my father think of me? He's disappointed You know perfect pitch That's nice. He is pretty as a tip right there. Come on Oh Now that was nice God that was good God is good little to the left in the rough But I don't want you to count me out yet. Okay Because I think that this could be Can I not use my driver? Okay, I think this could be good. It's not good. Okay. Don't be in the sand I hate sand. Of course it gets everywhere. Okay, I hate sand. This is my moment. Oh my god I'm gonna kill orphans because of this. Who knew that a PGA tour video Who are they placing me against? You know, I did pick pro so I mean I shouldn't really expect less This is where I chip in I got a chip in I need to this is the second to last hole And I'm in 17th. We need to go up here Too much power too much power. We're going in the rough Guys that's not that's not bad a little to the left. Can we get it here? Oh my god My savior, thank you Last hole and we are going for a hole in one. Oh my god My god, we've got it the hole in one. Oh my god Well too much, but the angle might be good Not bad final hole. I need everybody to pray for me. Okay get on your knees and To pray I think we can do this Think we can do it. Come on, baby. Come on. I am so sorry that I failed you like this It's embarrassing the cut line is plus three. I got plus six three strokes Separated me from My dream you missed the cut for this event With a score of plus six the game will now simulate until your next playable event, which is never well, please 100,000 likes on this video and I'll play again But unless it hits that I just couldn't bring myself to do it guys. It's mental torture. This was PGA tour 2021 thank you for watching. Hope you enjoyed my legs hurt. It was leg day today. I've been working out Why did I hit my legs so hard? I'm so bad. I'll see you on the the course. All right. I'm gonna just hit you into the outro All right, I hit you into the outro